[It starts with Girl Jordan screaming, getting nailed in the face by a dodgeball, and collapsing. Penelope runs by Lincoln and Clyde and gets nailed too, followed by Zach, then Andrew, then Liam.]
I am dodging and throwing dodgeballs faster than a bullet fired from a gun.
Lincoln: [To Clyde] "Man, I hate gym class." [dodges a ball]
Clyde: "And the worst part is, class hasn't even started yet."
[Gets nailed into his underwear, and winds up lying on the floor with some of his fellow classmates and Lincoln and me are still dodging and throwing.]
Me: (Taunting) Is that the best you can do coach? My grandmother throws better than you!
Coach Pacowski was our substitute Coach. Jen was called to a meeting in the United Nations for something.
He got mad and he threw all the dodgeballs at a rapid pace like a machine gun and I was dodging all of his throws. I use my octopus arms and tail and arms and grab all the balls.
Me: Catch all these Barnacles for Brains!
I throw all the balls and they hit Couch Pacowski and it hurt bad.
He was in a daze and he collapsed.
Me: Take that!
Everyone cheered wildly for me.
Girl Jordan: Way to go big bro!
Me: Thanks Girl Jordan.
Lincoln: That was awesome!
Zach: How are you so strong J.D.?
Me: The benefits of training Zach. When you train and work as hard as I have you tend to get stronger to amazing levels you never thought possible.
Coach Pacowski: (Dazed) I already scraped the barnacles ma.
Me: I think I hit him too hard. I'll take him to the nurse.
I pick up Coach Pacowski and take him out of the gym.
[At the Nurse's office, Coach comes to wearing bandages on his head, laying on the bed.]
Nurse Patti: "Oh, well, now that's quite a goose egg, Coach. Geez, how'd you do that?"
Coach Pacowski: "Uh, well, I uh-"
Me: We were playing dodgeball and I threw them at him and nailed him hard. I hope I didn't hurt him too bad.
Nurse Patti: No you didn't J.D. He'll be fine.
Me: Well that's a relief. Coach I'm sorry I got carried away.
Coach Pacowski: No it's all right J.D. But you are an amazing Dodgeball player. You should sign up for the Annual Ultimate Dodgeballteer Championship. It's coming up in just a couple of weeks. We play our rival team The Hazeltucky Badgers. (Points to a flyer for said event)
I look at the poster and its a flaming dodgeball flying by a trophy and smashing someone in the face.
Me: This sounds like an awesome event. Sign me up coach. I hope Hawk and Hank aren't playing in it.
Nurse Patti: Actually J.D. they are. After they were released from prison they were demoted all the way back to 5th grade.
Lincoln: Whoa! That's rough.
Me: Yeah. I mean they're right around Luan's Age and they were sent back to 5th Grade? I would call that cruel and unusual punishment.
Nurse Patti: Same here.
Me: Yeah. (Watch Beeps and Gasps) It's time to get ready.
Lincoln: Ready for what?
Me: Tomorrow is Vince's Birthday so I called a meeting in Lori's Room so we can discuss what to do for his birthday.
Lincoln: Whoa! We'd better get over there!
Nurse Patti: Tell Vince Happy Birthday from us.
Me: Will do Nurse Patti.
Clyde: We're gonna be late!
Me: Not if I get us there really fast.
I turn into Ultimate J.D.
Me: XLR8!
I grab Lincoln, Clyde, Girl Jordan, Zach, Liam, Haiku and Lincoln's sisters and we rush home.
When we came in through the door I revert back and drop them.
Lincoln: J.D. that was awesome!
Me: When you have a Kineceleran's Super Speed at your disposal you can run really fast!
After everyone came home we had our meeting.
Me: (Bangs Lori's Shoe Gaval) I hereby call this meeting to order. Now I'm sure you're all wondering why I called this meeting. Well tomorrow is Vince's birthday and I want to throw him the greatest birthday party he ever had.
Carol: I'm always up for it. (Sighs) Vincey will love it.
Rachel: I have a feeling he will.
Me: I know Rach. Now does anyone have any ideas on what we should do for Vince's Birthday?
Lori: Lets make it a surprise party. He'll love it.
Me: That's perfect. Carol, you'll be in charge of taking Vince out of the house while we set everything up.
Carol: Got it.
Me: Okay. Leni do you have any good ideas on the party decorations?
Leni: Lets give him Blue decorations.
Me: Perfect choices. Lana, Lola, Lucy, you'll be in charge of putting up the party decorations. Any ideas on food?
Lynn: I can make some spicy meatball subs.
Lincoln: I got a good recipe for a great pizza.
Laney: I can make a great birthday cake for him.
Luan: And I'll make a great pie for him. Not to splat in his face of course.
Me: All good choices guys. Lincoln, Lynn, Laney and Luan will be in charge of food. Any ideas for the games?
Linka: How about we have some simulator battles?
Me: That's perfect Linka. Got anything in mind?
Linka: We can have him and Carol take down an evil Sasuke.
Me: Good choice. Always a crowd pleaser. Got any other ideas?
Linka: Lets also do an exercise we haven't tried before.
Me: Ooh. Good idea. What else?
Linka: We can always go down to the city for another spree of humiliation on the Griffin's.
Me: Good idea Linka. Linka, Lisa, you'll be in charge of games.
Lisa: Affirmative.
Me: Okay. Do you all know what to get Vince for presents?
Everyone nodded.
Me: Cool. Now does anyone have any ideas on what to do for entertainment?
Star: Lets sing some great songs.
Me: Good idea Star. We'll have to pick some songs for it. Who wants to sing for it? I know I do.
Laney, Lola, Lily, Lilly & Lincoln, Rachel, May, Yumi, Lucy, Brittney, Varie, Natilee, Jared, Nicole and Lori raised their hands.
Me: Looks like we got quite a lot of singing coming. Okay. Luna, Sam, Anna, Jessie, you will be in charge of the entertainment.
Jessie K: You got it dad.
Me: Okay. Tomorrow we get to work and give Vince the greatest birthday ever! He turns 23 tomorrow.
Everyone: YEAH!
Me: This meeting is adjourned.
I bang the gaval.
The Next Day.
It was August 25th - Vince's Birthday. He was out of the house with Carol as we got everything all set up.
Me: Looking great guys. Everything looks perfect. [To the Viewers] Today is August 25, 2018 and it's Vince Pusateri's Birthday. He turns 23 today and we have everything all set up.
Lori: Everything's all set up J.D.
Me: Perfect. They should be home any second now.
Carol: (From outside, Acting) I'll open the door for you Vincey.
Me: They're here guys!
Rachel: Hide!
We did and Carol opened the door and came in.
Vince: Why are the lights off?
Carol: Let me take care of that.
She flipped the light switch and we jumped out.
Everyone: SURPRISE!
Vince: (Gasp) OH WOW! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!
Megan: Happy birthday big bro!
Sarah: Same here big bro!
Me: Happy Birthday Partner.
Vince: Thanks you guys. Lets party!
We cheered.
First was the Food. We had an awesome Vanilla White German Chocolate Cake made by Laney, Spicy Meatball subs by Lynn (I put Ghost Chili's on mine), a delicious Chicken Parmasan Pizza by Lincoln and Banana Cream Pie by Luan.
Vince: That was a delicious cake guys.
Me: Laney made it for the party. She's a great cook like Mr. Lynn.
Lori: She sure is.
Laney: Aww thanks guys.
Next was the Presents. The list of presents is extremely long. So I won't bore you with the details.
Next was games.
We were in the Simulator and Vince and Carol were doing an exercise.
Lisa: Here it comes.
The Simulator Activated and Vince and Carol found themselves in the Leaf Village but it was completely destroyed. It was now nothing more than a crater.
Carol: What happened here?
Vince: This was not the work of Orochimaru. This was the work of the Akatsuki.
Vince then sensed a huge energy signal.
Vince: Whoa! Do you feel that?
Carol: I sure do. It's 2 huge power signals and they're incredibly strong.
Vince: Yeah. One is Naruto and he's in his Six-Tail Form and the other is Pain and it's incredibly evil. We got to find them! Come on!
They spread their wings and flew over the land. What they saw next in the distance could only be described as the ultimate level of horror. They saw a huge sphere of rock hovering over the land and it was drawing in a huge amount of Earth at an incredible rate. The sphere was so massive that it was as big as the Moon. It was getting larger at a powerful rate.
Vince: What the!?
Carol: That is unbelievable! How in the world can Pain have that kind of power!?
Vince: He claims to be a god and that he will bring peace to the world through carnage and death.
Carol: That's insane!
Vince: Yeah.
CONTROL ROOM
We were seeing the massive rock sphere being built right before our eyes and it was unbelievable.
Me: Holy Earth Crystals!
Lincoln: Look at the size of that thing!
Lori: That is literally unbelievable!
Nicole: That is the Planetary Devastation Jutsu. It's one of the most powerful Jutsu's in the world and it's believe that the mighty Sage of The Six Paths used to create the Moon.
Laney: That's incredible!
Brittney: Yeah. Pain is a monster and he claims to be a god among everyone. But he's really insane.
Nicole: He sure is. When I killed him he wasn't that much of a challenge to me.
Varie: I remember that.
Me: If he throws that massive ball and slams it into the ground it will destroy the entire planet.
Linka: That's what it will do.
Naruto: That's horrible. He would destroy the entire planet with it if he did that.
Sakura: He used this at one time to try and capture Naruto.
Fu: And me too.
Sasuke: What a monster.
Me: Yeah.
SIMULATOR
(GIREI THEME PLAYS)
Vince and Carol were shocked at how Pain can have that kind of power to such an incredible degree and more. They saw Naruto in his 6-Tailed State firing fire bombs at the massive ball of Earth. He was barely making a dent in it.
Vince: Lets help him Carol.
Carol: You got it Vincey.
Vince: (Cups hands to the side) NOVAFLAME!
Carol: KAMEHAME...
Vince & Carol: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
They fired a Kamehameha Wave made entirely out of pure fire at the huge rock sphere and it hit it and it exploded with unbelievable power!
KRAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The huge fiery explosion was so powerful and so devastating that it could be seen all the way from space and the entirety of the Leaf was nearly blown away from the immense power of the blast. The surrounding forests in the area were ignited and were incinerated. Team Taka was on their way to the Leaf Village when suddenly without warning they felt the enormous power of the explosion. Suigetsu and Jugo were both incinerated in an instant and Sasuke and Karin were hiding in a cave in the forest. Zetsu was watching the battle from afar and he was completely incinerated in an instant. Kabuto was walking down the path wearing a cloak when the massive explosion incinerated him without warning. All those that were evil were caught in the explosion and burned completely. The explosion of fire even went after Nagato in a tree made of paper in the distance and Konan vanished and Nagato was enveloped by the massive blast of the explosion and was incinerated in an instant. Luckily everyone in the Leaf was not hurt even more than they already are. When the smoke cleared the massive sphere of rock was completely obliterated and nothing of it was left.
Vince: That takes care of that. Pain's energy signal has completely disappeared. He's dead.
Carol: He sure is.
Vince: Now lets fix the Leaf and revive everyone that was killed.
Carol: Right. We also have a lot of work to do.
Vince: We sure do. Burn in Hell, Pain.
Naruto was buried under a huge pile of rocks and under that pile he woke up and felt a tremendous surge of power and he was enveloped in a blinding flash of white light and a massive vortex of wind blew the rocks away. He was enveloped in a massive vortex of wing and it shot up high into the sky. Out in the endless vacuum of space the vortex took the shape of a massive fairy made entirely out of glowing green wind. It drew in the energy from the massive explosions of stars from all over the universe and even the jutsu and energy of all the ninjas that were killed in battle. Naruto's energy was increasing dramatically at an accelerated rate and it was building and building and building at a speed no one ever though possible. The powerful energy resurrected all the Leaf Shinobi killed in the savage onslaught and revived the comatose.
Back in the destroyed Leaf Village, Sakura got up from the rubble and saw the massive vortex of wind and she was shocked at what she saw.
Sakura: All that Chakra is from Naruto!?
Neji: BYAKUGAN!
Neji tried to look at the vortex but it was so powerful that it was like looking at the bright light from a nuclear explosion. He pulled back in pain.
Tenten: Neji what's wrong!?
Neji: That vortex has so much chakra in it that it was like looking at 1,000 Suns.
Ino: It's that powerful!?
Kiba: How can that be?
When the vortex faded Naruto was forever changed. He had angel wings that were green and he had longer blond hair in a cronmage with light green highlights in his hair, He had a sleeveless green battle gi, green ANBU Pants, black shoes, nine orange tails and orange fox ears. When he opened his eyes they were green and slit.
Naruto: Where's Pain?
Vince: He's dead bro. We killed him.
Naruto: Good. I'm glad he got what he deserved.
Vince: Lets head back to the Leaf.
Carol: Okay.
They headed back to the Leaf and everyone cheered wildly for them. They were the heroes of the Leaf.
Vince rebuilt the Leaf to what it was and now they had one loose end to tie up. Destroy Sasuke. The Uchiha Clan were responsible for killing Naruto's family and making him a Jinchuriki and they are gonna pay dearly for it. Vince merged the Leaf with the Leaf from 3 and a half years ago and it was right around the time when Sasuke left the Leaf to join Orochimaru.
All the Akatsuki minus Konan are dead and she had become a Leaf Shinobi to atone for her crimes because she was lead down the wrong path.
Vince: We're heading to the Final Valley and destroy Sasuke and make him pay for everything he's done.
Naruto: That's right.
Sakura: What!? Why do you want to kill Sasuke!?
Vince: Because his clan is the true instigator behind the death of Naruto's family.
Naruto: Let me show you Sakura.
Naruto put his hand on her head and she saw a horrific revelation. She saw that Naruto is the Son of the 4th Hokage Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki and that it was an Uchiha that forced them to sacrifice themselves and seal the 9-tails into Naruto. She also saw the evils of the entirety of the Uchiha and the number of crimes they commited over the centuries and how they stole everyones hard work and destroyed so many lives. She saw Naruto's horrific childhood at the hands of the dumb doo-doo brains they called the villagers. She even saw how evil Sasuke was to the 20,000,000th degree and how he was an insane, psychopathic, 200,000% Pure Evil Monster of unimaginable horror. Sakura then saw everything that Naruto has done for her and realized what a heartless witch she was to him. When he did something nice for her, she would hit him. She saw that he really did save her from Gaara during the Chunin Exams, how he saved her from Drowning and more.
When it was done she broke down crying and she was really distraught.
Sakura: NARUTO!
She hugged him and was crying and wailing hard into him.
Naruto: Sakura it's all right.
Sakura: (Crying) Oh it's not all right Naruto! I was a monster to you! I never should've done all those things to you! I'm so sorry Naruto! I shouldn't have done all that to you!
Naruto's heart ached hearing her cry and more.
Naruto: Sakura I have already forgiven you for everything you did and you were just blinded by your fangirl impulses. It's not your fault. I've always loved you since we were in the Academy. You're the most beautiful, smartest and most amazing kunoichi that I've ever known and you always will be no matter what.
Sakura: Oh Naruto!
They kissed and it was an awesome feeling for Naruto. They were now officially boyfriend and girlfriend.
Vince: That was awesome bro.
Carol: Lets head out guys.
Sakura: Right. I want to make that wretch pay for ruining my Naruto!
Vince: Lets go.
They flew off to the Final Valley. They arrived in 20 minutes.
WARNING: This part is really gruesome. Read at your own risk.
They arrived at the Final Valley.
Vince: So this is the Final Valley.
Naruto: Yes. It's the sight of where our villages founding fathers Hashirama's Senju the 1st Hokage and Madara Uchiha the Leader of The Uchiha Clan fought with everything they had and in the end the 1st Hokage won and Madara died.
Carol: That's amazing.
Vince: Yeah. [Sees Evil Sasuke] There he is on the statue of Madara Uchiha. Lets get him.
They went at him and Vince punched Evil Sasuke in the face and sent him in the water.
SPLASH!
They landed on the surface of the water and Sasuke got up.
Naruto: Hello Sasuke.
Evil Sasuke: So it's you. The hopeless little knucklehead and I see you have friends with you.
Naruto: Your clan killed my mom and dad Sasuke. And now I'm going to avenge them by killing you. Your brother did me a favor and killed them for me.
Evil Sasuke was enraged when he heard him say that.
Evil Sasuke: (Angry) What did you say!?
Vince: You heard him. Or are you too deaf and braindead from all that talk about power?
Sakura: It's over Sasuke. I don't know what I ever saw in you as a kid but now I know the truth.
Evil Sasuke: What truth?
Sakura: That you are nothing more than a selfish, arrogant, heartless, power hungry, megalomaniacal, ruthless monster with no love for anyone other than yourself and people like you are the scum of the world.
Carol: That's right and rogues like you deserve to be forever damned.
Evil Sasuke: (ENRAGED) HOW DARE YOU ALL TALK TO ME THIS WAY!?
Vince: We can talk to you however we want.
Naruto: So get ready Sasuke. The Uchiha Clan meets its end today.
Vince: You will pay for everything your clan has done over the centuries.
Evil Sasuke: You think you have what it takes to face me? I'm an elite from the strongest clan in the world.
Vince: Enough you Freak!
Vince and Carol went Super Angel 4 and Naruto spread his wings and Sakura had the Hundred Strengths Seal appear in the middle of her forehead.
Carol: Your overconfidence will be your undoing.
Vince: Lets dance.
(Tourniquet by EvanEscence Plays)
They dash at Evil Sasuke and Vince punched him in the face and Carol kicked him in the back. Naruto punched Evil Sasuke in the face and they engaged in a brutal and extremely savage and ferocious fist fight. They broke away and Evil Sasuke threw a kunai with a paper bomb and Naruto fired a blast of wind that blew it back and it exploded.
Evil Sasuke: Why you!? (Goes through Hand Signs) FIRE STYLE: FIREBALL JUTSU!
He fired a huge fireball at Naruto and he fired a massive ball of wind and it destroyed the fireball.
Carol fired Godzilla's Orange Atomic Ray and it hit him in the chest and blew his shirt apart and little explosions blew holes in his body. He was in a lot of pain but he was really strong.
Evil Sasuke: I HATE YOU!
Their auras flared up to an extreme intensity.
Carol: Thanks for the power boost fool!
Evil Sasuke: I'll show you that I'm stronger than all of you!
He fired another fireball and Carol fired another atomic ray and the blasts collided and they exploded with incredible power and most of the valley was turned into a sea of fire.
Naruto formed a Rasengan and slammed it into Evil Sasuke's back and sent him crashing into a cliff.
He exploded out of the rubble and Vince charged and punched Evil Sasuke in the face and they locked hands and Vince and Evil Sasuke's auras flared up. Vince's Aura was Blue and Evil Sasuke's was pitch black. Their powers clashed and the energy from their intense power was causing the entirety of the planet to quake violently. The skies darkened with storm clouds and lightning was striking everywhere and setting the forests on fire. Vince kicked Evil Sasuke in the face and they went at eachother in a savage fistfight and it was brutal. They backed away and Vince kicked him in the face and they saw his Curse Mark spreading.
Carol: His Curse Mark is acting up.
Naruto: Now things are getting interesting.
Sakura: Yeah.
Vince: So its come to this.
Sasuke then went into his Level 2 Curse Mark Form.
Vince: So this is your Curse Mark Form. I must say it makes you look uglier than you were before. But for the record I was holding back myself.
Carol: Me too. Now you will face our true power.
Vince: And just for the record Sasuke we were just warming up.
Evil Sasuke was now blinded by anger.
(Gohan's Anger Theme plays)
The ground was shaking worse than it did before and the lightning in the skies intensified. Vince and Carol were thinking about everything they went through and all the friends they have and the support we gave them and how they became much stronger they became with them. Suddenly their power skyrocketed to an incredible level and in a massive blinding flash of light they released the full extent of their power in a powerful burst of energy. The Light was so bright that it could be seen all the way from the Hidden Rock.
When the light faded Vince and Carol were forever changed. They were now Super Angel 10,000. Their power was incredible and they were now far stronger than ever before.
Vince: Now this is the kind of power that you should be afraid of Sasuke.
Evil Sasuke was enraged by the feel of their massive power.
Evil Sasuke: I WANT THAT POWER!
He dashed and he tried to punch and kick Vince and Carol at a relentless level. But they were dodging all of his attacks with incredible speed. Evil Sasuke then punched Vince in the face, but Evil Sasuke got the biggest surprising shock of his life when he saw that his punch to his face didn't even make him flinch. Even with the help of Orochimaru's power he was no match for the sheer magnitude of Vince's power.
Vince: If that is all that you're made of Sasuke, it's really pathetic. And you call yourself an Elite. You're nothing more than a low grade amateur.
But when Evil Sasuke heard that word he snapped and released all of his power in a massive and unrelenting explosion of insane anger and rage! He was so out of his mind with so much rage and fury that it was beyond all forms of human comprehension. He was clenching his fists so hard that blood was gushing out of them. He went at Vince and Carol with such relentless rage and fury and he and Vince & Carol clashed in a ferocious fistfight of incredible power. The fight was so explosive and powerful that it was unbelievable. Massive Shockwaves and fiery explosions destroyed the entire landscape around them and were setting much of the area on fire. Evil Sasuke was not gonna stop until he kills them. He was completely out of his mind with so much ballistic fury that it completely destroyed his sanity to beyond the point of zero reasoning. The arteries and veins in his eyes were showing. This shows that his blood pressure was through the roof. He was completely insane with rage.
Evil Sasuke: I WILL KILL YOU!
Evil Sasuke then backed away and he charged up a Chidori to beyond Maximum Power.
Vince: So that's how you want to go. Carol lets waste this monster!
Carol: You got it.
Vince & Carol: (Cups Hands to Side) KAAAA! MEEEE! HAAAA! MEEEE!
Evil Sasuke: You're all finished!
He charged.
Vince & Carol: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
They fired a Kamehameha Wave at Evil Sasuke and he jabbed the energy blast and it exploded with incredible power.
KRAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion was so powerful and so devastating that the blast vaporized everything within the blast radius and the shockwave from the explosion blew everything away with incredible power. A Massive Mushroom Cloud could be seen for miles. When the smoke cleared the entire Final Valley was completely reduced to rubble and was completely engulfed in a raging inferno.
Naruto: Wow! What power!
Sakura: Unbelievable! How can they have such enormous power?
Naruto: Bro and sis worked so hard to get where they're at.
Sakura: Incredible.
Vince and Carol were not even in the least bit exhausted. But when the smoke cleared they saw that Evil Sasuke was still standing but he was severely drained. But his insanity was still giving him more Chakra.
Carol: I'm impressed you were able to survive that.
Vince: Yes but his Chakra has been drained. Now I'll finish him.
Evil Sasuke: I will kill you!
He starts charging them and Vince charged and had his fist ready.
Vince: You will pay for everything your clan has done!
Evil Sasuke: My Clan is the Future of this world!
Vince: There is no future for you! You and your clan are not and ever will be Welcome Here! SUPER DRAGON FIST!
He had a Golden Dragon form around him and he plowed all the way through Evil Sasuke's torso with devastating force and he had a huge hole in him and blew out the entirety of his chest. Kakashi arrived and he saw Evil Sasuke with a huge hole through him. Then Evil Sasuke exploded all over the place as a pile of burning embers.
KABOOOOOMMMMM!
Vince: That's it for him.
Carol: It sure is. Sasuke was no match for all of us.
Sakura: No he wasn't.
Vince and Carol powered down.
Vince: We won guys. Sasuke is dead and the Uchiha Clan along with him.
Sakura: Yep.
Evil Sasuke's charred headband was all that was left of him.
Vince picked it up and slashed through the symbol of the Leaf.
Vince: Burn in Hell, Sasuke Uchiha along with the rest of your wretched clan.
Vince merged Naruto and Sakura and all of the Leaf with their counterparts and the Simulation ended. They came out and we were cheering wildly for them.
Me: Awesome job partner!
Vince: Thanks J.D.
Luna: That was rockin dude!
Luan: It sure was.
Maggie: That was so awesome.
Haiku: It sure was.
Linka: Yeah. Our next game is a Humiliation session with the Griffin's.
Vince: All right!
Carol: This is gonna be awesome! As always.
Me: Yep.
We went to the heart of the City.
In the heart of the city we were ready for more humiliation.
Me: Okay partner. Since it's your birthday you get to have first crack at them.
Vince: Okay. Watch this.
Vince pulled out a huge rotten watermelon and it smelled really horrible.
Varie: Ugh! That watermelon smells really horrible!
Vince: It's a really rotten watermelon.
Lana: Cool!
Vince: J.D., Varie can you help me sling it to Peter?
Me: You got it partner.
I pull out a giant rubber band and stretch it. I give one end to Varie and we stretch it and Vince pulled it back a long way.
Vince: Watch this guys. Rotten Apple in the face.
Vince let the watermelon go and it hit Peter square in the face with tremendous force and it splattered all over him.
KERSPLAT!
Me: Bullseye!
Carol: Nice shot!
Everyone laughed at Peter and he was covered in rotten watermelon and juice.
Peter: You know you are one majorly disgusting bunch of freaks, you know that!?
Me: Ah your brother bites whale barnacles!
Everyone: Oooohhhh!
Lincoln: I got something.
Lincoln walked up to Lois and put a cigar in her mouth and lit it and ran. It exploded in her face.
KABOOM!
We laughed at Lois.
Me: The old exploding cigar trick. Always a classic. Great job buddy.
Lincoln: Thanks J.D.
Luan: That's one Smoke that goes out with a Bang! (Laughs) Get it?
We all laughed.
Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan.
Varie: (Laughs) It sure was.
Jared: I got something. I always wanted to try this. Luan may I borrow a Branding Iron?
Luan: Sure Jared.
She pulled out a case and it was full of Branding Irons.
Jared: Lets see. [Sees a good branding iron] This one is perfect.
Luan: That's a good one Jared.
Jared: No need to light it Luan. I can do it.
Luan: Okay.
Jared walked up to Peter and pulled his pants down and used his fire powers to make the branding iron red hot.
He stuck the brand on Peter and he screamed in pain. On his butt was the name Fart Face.
Jared: This is what you get for farting in Meg's face all the time.
Jared cooled down the branding iron and took a picture of the brand.
He showed it to everyone and we were laughing at him.
Meg: That's a good name for him.
Jared: It sure is. Thanks for letting me borrow this Luan. [Gives the branding iron back to her]
Luan: You're welcome Jared.
Linka: I got something.
Linka pulled out a little red candy.
Lola: A piece of candy?
Linka: Not just any piece of candy Lola. This is the spiciest and hottest candy in the world. It's the Dragons Breath Inferno Candy Ball. It's infused with pure Capsaicin Extract from the Hottest Pepper on the planet - The Dragons Breath Pepper.
A nuclear explosion forms in the background behind it for a dramatic effect and Satanic Cultist music could be heard.
We all gasp in sheer horror.
Lori: That candy will literally kill them!
Lucy: I'll make sure they get a proper funeral.
Me: Oh this is gonna be good!
Kakashi: I had no idea that there is a candy that is that spicy and potent.
Me: Me neither Kakashi-sensei. I saw these candies on the internet and it's like handling pellets made of pure Uranium or Plutonium enhanced 100-fold.
Kakashi: I believe it J.D.
Linka took out the candy from the packet and gave it to Peter and when he tasted it he screamed in excruciating pain as a massive burst of fire exploded from his mouth.
Me: Hit the deck!
We ducked and Lola, Aylene and Yuko were absorbing the fire and we were laughing at him and it was too funny.
Lana: I got something I can do.
Lana pulled out a container of extra strong itching powder and she shoved it down Peter and Lois' pants and they were itching like crazy.
We were laughing at them some more.
Lana: Extra strong itching powder.
Luan: That's something to scratch up! (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it?
We laugh at Luan's joke.
Me: (Laughs) That was funny!
Rachel: It sure was.
Aylene: That was a good one.
Me: I got something. Be right back.
I used Instant Transmission and beam somewhere.
I went to Tehran, Iran and met the Dirtiest Man in The World - Amou Haji. He never took a bath for 60 years. YUCK! I gave him some Iranian Money and took him with me to America for a job.
Me: Guys this is Amou Haji, the man that went the longest ever without taking a bath. He went for 60 years without one and the Guinness Book of World Records calls him the Dirtiest Man in the world.
Everyone: EW!
Lana: Awesome!
Lana was in the presence of a legend.
Amou rubbed his stinky pits in Peter's face and he broke away and he was hurling his guts out and Amou farted in Lois' face and she did the same thing.
We laughed at them and we were rolling on the floor.
I beam him back to Iran.
Ace: I would like to try something.
Me: Go for it Mariah.
Ace walked up to them and her eyes glowed orange and Lois and Peter saw everything turned into sweet food.
Peter: Oh wow! Give me all that chocolate!
Lois: (Muffled) I want some sweets!
Me: What did you make them see Mariah?
Ace: I made them see everything as Sweets.
Me: The Old Sweet Tooth Insanity trick. Very clever. Great job.
Vince: That was so much fun!
Me: It sure was.
Back at home we had an entertainment show.
Me: We have a great show for you all. We're gonna be singing for you all. First up is Lincoln Loud.
The curtain opened and Lincoln had a guitar with him.
Lincoln: My song for you all is The Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks.
Me: Good choice buddy. Not really a fan of country western music but that's one of my favorites that I've known since I was a little kid.
Lincoln: Cool.
Lincoln started playing and the room turned into a raging thunderstorm with lots of lightning and thunder was rumbling.
Lincoln: (Singing)
Three thirty in the morning
Not a soul in sight
The city's lookin' like a ghost town
On a moonless summer night
Raindrops on the windshield
There's a storm moving in
He's headin' back from somewhere
That he never should have been
And the thunder rolls
And the thunder rolls
Every light is burnin'
In a house across town
She's pacin' by the telephone
In her faded flannel gown
Askin' for a miracle
And hopin' she's not right
Prayin' it's the weather
That has kept him out all night
And the thunder rolls
And the thunder rolls
The thunder rolls
And the lightnin' strikes
Another love grows cold
On a sleepless night
As the storm blows on
Out of control
Deep in her heart
The thunder rolls
She's waitin' by the window
When he pulls into the drive
She rushes out to hold him
Thankful he's alive
But on the wind and rain
A strange new perfume blows
And the lightnin' flashes in her eyes
And he knows that she knows
And the thunder rolls
And the thunder rolls
The thunder rolls
And the lightnin' strikes
Another love grows cold
On a sleepless night
As the storm blows on
Out of control
Deep in her heart
The thunder rolls
We cheered wildly for Lincoln.
Me: Great job buddy.
Lincoln: Thanks guys.
Lana: That was awesome Lincoln!
Me: It sure was. Next we have Lori.
Lori came on.
Lori: I'm going to be singing to you all Adiemus by Karl Jenkins.
Me: That's one of my favorites. I've known that song for a long time.
Lori: I love the beauty of it.
The room turned into the beauty of the Great Barrier Reef from Australia.
Lori: (Singing Divinely)
heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee...
adie adie mus ta de adie adie a mus ta
adie na ta mus ta me adua
adie adie tu e ma de adie adie tu e ma adie adie tu e made...
adie adie mus ta de adie adie a mus ta
adie na ta mus ta me adua
adie adie tu e ma de adie adie tu e ma adie adie tu e made...
ademade tu e made ha
ade made tu e ma
hade made tu e ma cora,
hade made tu e ma cora ( haye , waye...)
hade made tu e ma cora ( haye , waye...)
ha une wa en , ha un wa hee e (2x)
adie adie a mus ta de
adie adie a mus ta
adie a nade a mus ta adua
adie adie tu e ma , adie adie tu e ma ,
adie adie tu e made nade...
yakama yamaya kayame ( ha do way hee hee...) ( 6x)
yaa , kaa haa maa mee ( hadua)
yaa , kaa haa maa mee hadua ( haye ,waye...)
We saw many different kinds of fish and more and even mermaids. It was breathtaking.
When the song ended we cheered wildly for her and we had no idea she could sing with such divine beauty.
Me: Way to go Lori! That was amazing!
Bobby: Oh Babe that was amazing! I didn't know you could sing so beautifully!
Ronnie Anne: That was so awesome!
Lori: Thanks guys. And thanks Boo Boo Bear.
Me: It was awesome. Next is Laney Loud.
Laney: Thank you. My song for you all is Calling Me Home by Kate Price.
Me: Another one of my favorites. Good choice Laney.
Laney began playing a guitar and the area changed into a beautiful forest in Russia.
Laney: (Singing Divinely)
In the shadow of the night I hear you calling out my name
Never heard your voice before, yet it sounds the same
As I had imagined it on a thousand nights before
Never thought you'd come for me, lost forevermore
But I can hear you calling, calling me home
I can hear you calling, calling me home
I can feel the pounding of his heart within my breast
Ever beating, ever drumming, it never seems to rest
It drives me on, leads me where my other senses fail
Leads me down this road to you, lit with moonlight pale
And I can hear you calling, calling me home
I can hear you calling, calling me home
As I approach the clearing, I recognize this place
And you with the heavens, shining in your face
A spirit strong and gentle, I ache to hold you in my arms
I feel as I have fallen under some forgotten charm
And I can hear you calling, calling me home
I can hear you calling, calling me home
Vapor in the midnight air, a vision there you stand
A broadsword and an eagle feather in your hands
I know not of me body quakes with passion or with fear
But as I reach my arms to you, you disappear
But I can hear you calling, calling me home
I can hear you calling, calling me home
Awake I sit bolt upright, I'm safe within my bed
The power of your calling still echoes in my head
Who or what you are, I guess I'll never really know
But every time you come for me, I'll go I can hear you calling, calling me home
We cheered wildly for her when the song was done.
Luna: Lanes that was rockin'!
Luan: It sure was. Laney has an awesome singing voice.
Lynn: She sure does.
Laney: Thanks guys.
Me: Great performance Laney. That was really well done. Next up is Lucy.
Lucy came on.
Lucy: My song for you all is It's the Fear by Within Temptation.
Me: Great choice Lucy. One of my favorites.
Lucy: I know.
The song started and the room turned into a huge void of darkness and the Star of Satan appeared in fire.
Lucy: (Singing Divinely)
It waits for the day, I will let it out
To give it a reason, to give it its might
I fear who I am becoming,
I feel that I am losing the struggle within
I can no longer restrain it,
My strength, it is fading
I have to give in
It's the fear,
The fear of the dark
It's growing inside of me
They won, they will come to life
Have to save,
Save my beloved,
There is no escaping
Because my fate is horror and doom
Hold down your head now,
Just let me pass by
Don't feed my fear,
If you don't want it out
I fear who I am becoming,
I feel that I am losing the struggle within
I can no longer restrain it,
My strength, it is fading
I have to give in
It's the fear,
The fear of the dark
It's growing inside of me
They won, they will come to life
Have to save,
Save my beloved,
There is no escaping
Because my fate is horror and doom
Long ago, it came to me and ever since that day,
Infected with it's rage
But it ends today
It's the fear,
The fear of the dark
It's growing inside of me
They won, they will come to life
Have to save,
Save my beloved,
There is no escaping
Because my fate is horror and doom
We saw horrific demons, monsters and everything that was dark and scary.
When the song ended we cheered wildly for Lucy.
Me: Lucy that was awesome!
Lucy: Thanks J.D. I have a voice that sounds just like Sharon Den Adel when I sing.
Me: I believe it.
Laney: I was shocked myself.
Luna: Luce change that was rockin'! YEAH!
Me: It sure was. Now next is Lola.
Lola: I'm gonna be singing Major Tom by Peter Schilling.
Me: Good choice Lola. One of my favorites from the 1980's and Peter Schilling used to be one of the Legendary Moody Blues.
Lola: Neat.
The song started and the room turned into an illusion of us above planet Earth.
Lola: (Singing Divinely)
Standing there alone
The ship is waiting
All systems are go
"Are you sure?"
Control is not convinced
But the computer
Has the evidence
No need to abort
The countdown starts
Watching in a trance
The crew is certain
Nothing left to chance
All is working
Trying to relax
Up in the capsule
"Send me up a drink"
Jokes Major Tom
The count goes on
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating weightless
Calling, calling home
Second stage is cut
We're now in orbit
Stabilizers up
Running perfect
Starting to collect
Requested data
"What will it affect
When all is done?"
Thinks Major Tom
Back at ground control
There is a problem
"Go to rockets full"
Not responding
"Hello, Major Tom
Are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on
We're standing by"
There's no reply
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating weightless
Calling, calling home
Across the stratosphere
A final message
"Give my wife my love"
Then nothing more
Far beneath the ship
The world is mourning
They don't realize
He's alive
No one understands
But Major Tom sees
"Now the light commands
This is my home
I'm coming home"
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating weightless
Coming, coming
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
The song also showed us some of the most famous rocket launches and disasters of the 20th century and early 2000's. We saw the 1986 Challenger Tragedy and the 2003 Columbia Tragedy.
We cheered wildly for Lola.
Me: That was awesome Lola.
Lola: Thanks J.D.
Lincoln: I didn't know you could sing so good Lola.
Lola: It's a big talent Linky.
Me: I know those events that you showed us when you sang. They were the most famous rocket launches and failures in NASA. The most famous ones of them all were the 1986 Challenger Tragedy and the 2003 Columbia Tragedy.
Lana: What happened to the Challenger Shuttle, J.D.?
Me: That was a horrible tragedy Lana. It was back 32 years ago on January 28, 1986. 73 seconds into the launch, there was a fuel tank problem and the shuttle exploded. Killing all 7 people on board.
Everyone gasped.
Leni: That's totes awful.
Luan: It sure was.
Lynn: Yeah.
Lana: That's horrible. How did the Columbia Shuttle explode?
Me: That was a strange tragedy. On February 1, 2003 the Columbia Shuttle was returning from its two week mission and its heat shields failed to activate upon reentry into the planets atmosphere. The shuttle came in at about 35,000 miles per hour and it exploded into a thousand pieces. Killing all 7 people on board.
Lisa: It appears that there were a bunch of mechanical failures over the decades when we entered the Space Age.
Me: There were Lisa. That's because we didn't have the necessary parts over that length of time. Next is May and Yumi.
May: We're gonna sing I Got My Scream On by China Anne Mcclain.
Me: Ooh good choice.
They were singing and the area turned into a bog loaded with lots of butterflies.
May and Yumi: (Singing Divinely)
Yumi: Lost in the dark it's midnight (midnight)
Stuck in between I can't hide (can't hide)
Everywhere I turn they're out to get me on their side
I'm freaking out in My my my my my mind
May: There's something in the air
There's shadows everywhere
Never been so scared beware
Bewar-ar-ar-ar-are
May and Yumi: I got my scream on
I feel the vib (Oh Yeah)
I'm torn between there and here
I got to choose the side
I'm on before the break of dawn (yeah)
I Got My Scream On
Yumi: Creeping around this madness (madness)
No horror flick can top this (top this)
Even in my heart they got me so divided
Got to take control just sto-o-o-o-o-o stop it
May: There's something in the air
There's shadows everywhere
Never been so scared beware
Bewar-ar-ar-ar-are
May and Yumi: I got my scream on
I feel the vib (Oh Yeah)
I'm torn between there and here
I got to choose the side
I'm on before the break of dawn (yeah)
I Got My Scream On
I feel the vib (Oh Yeah)
I'm torn between there and here
I got to choose the side
I'm on before the break of dawn (yeah)
May: I just got to scream
I just got to scream
Yumi: (yeah) I just got to scream out
I just got to scream
May and Yumi: I got my scream on
I feel the vib (Oh Yeah)
I'm torn between there and here
I got to choose the side
I'm on before the break of dawn (yeah)
I Got My Scream On
I feel the vib (Oh Yeah)
I'm torn between there and here
I got to choose the side
I'm on before the break of dawn (yeah)
I Got My Scream On
We cheered wildly for them.
Me: That was awesome girls! Well done!
May: Thank you J.D.
Me: You're welcome. Now for me. I'm going to sing my mothers favorite song by Journey: Separate Ways.
I start playing the song and the room turned into a mountainous planet.
Me: (Singing Divinely)
Here we stand
Worlds apart
Hearts broken in two, two, two
Sleepless nights
Losing ground
I'm reaching for you, you, you
Feelin' that it's gone
Can't change your mind
If we can't go on
To survive the tide
Love divides
Someday love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
How we touched
And went our separate ways
If he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
You know I still love you
Though we touched
And went our separate ways
Troubled times
Caught between confusion and pain, pain, pain
Distant eyes
Promises we made were in vain, in vain, in vain
If you must go
I wish you love
You'll never walk alone
Take care, my love
Miss you, love
Someday love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
How we touched
And went our separate ways
If he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
You know I still love you
Though we touched
And went our separate ways
No
Someday love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
If he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
You know I still love you
I still love you, girl
I really love you, girl
And if he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
No, no
My mom was dancing like mad and she was enamored by it. When I was done everyone cheered wildly.
Me: THANK YOU!
Luna: J.D. You are rockin'!
Sam: That's rockin' LOVE! YEAH!
Me: Thank you guys. Thank you. Now we have Kevin and Duncan.
Duncan: We're gonna be singing The Boys are Back from High School Musical 3
Me: Good choice guys.
The song was playing and we were in a High School Hallway.
Kevin & Duncan: (Singing)
Kevin: Take it back to the place where you know it all began
Duncan: We could be anything we wanna be
Kevin: We can tell by the noise
That the boys are back again
Duncan: Together making history
Both: It's time to show how
Kevin: To be a super hero
Both: Just like a showdown
Duncan: Will Smith and Bobby DeNiro
Both: We're the best, no doubt
Kevin: Doin' it like we used to do
Both: This is our town
Duncan: And I'm telling you
Both: OOOHHH
Both: The boys are back, hey
The boys are back
The boys are back...going to do it again
Going to wake up the neighborhood
The boys are back, yeah
The boys are back
Climbing up the walls, any time we want
The word is out, the boys are back
The boys are back
Back to save the day
The boys are back, oh yeah
[Troy:] Keep coming with the right, Win the fight, every single time
[Chad:] Undefeated here in our house, yeah
[Both:] We can rock, we can shock
Any time we like
Duncan: And tonight we're going all out
Both: It's time to show how
Kevin: To be a super hero
Both: Just like a showdown
Duncan: Keep the pedal to the metal, go!
Both: We're the best, no doubt
Kevin: Doing it like we used to do
Both: This is our town
Duncan: And I'm telling you, oh
Look out
Both: The boys are back, hey
The boys are back
The boys are back...going to do it again
Going to wake up the neighborhood
The boys are back, yeah
The boys are back
Climbing up the walls, any time we want
The word is out, the boys are back
The boys are back
Back to save the day
The boys are back
Kevin: Here to change the world
Duncan: To solve the mystery, fight the battle
Both: Save the girl
(no one) No one can stop us now
We're the ones that make the rules
OOOHHH
(instrumental)
Both: The boys are back
Ohhh, yeah
The boys are back, hey
The boys are back, the boys are back
Gonna do it again
Gonna wake up the neighborhood
The boys are back, yeah
Climbing up the walls
Any time we want
Kevin: No need to worry, cause
Both: The boys are back, hey
The boys are back, look out now
The boys are back, gonna do it again
Duncan: And we make it look good
Both: The boys are back, yeah
The boys are back
Tearing down the walls
Any time we want
I'm sure that you know by now
Both: The boys are back!
We cheered wildly.
Me: That was awesome boys!
Duncan: Thanks J.D.
Kevin: Thanks man.
Eddy: Great job guys.
Me: Yeah. Next up is Varie.
Varie: I'm gonna be singing Neverending Story by Limahl.
Me: Great song choice. I've known that song since I was little. It was made 34 years ago in The Neverending Story from 1984.
Varie: That's right.
Lincoln: That's cool.
Vince: I can't wait.
Varie started playing and it turned into a beautiful sky loaded with clouds everywhere.
Varie: (Singing Divinely)
Turn around
Look at what you see
In her face
The mirror of your dreams
Make believe I'm everywhere
Given in the light
Written on the pages
Is the answer to a never ending story
Ahahah ahahah ahahah...
Reach the stars
Fly a fantasy
Dream a dream
And what you see will be
Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon a rainbow
Is the answer to a never ending story
Ahahah ahahah ahahah...
Story
Ahahah ahahah ahahah...
Show no fear
For she may fade away
In your hand
The birth of a new day
Rhymes that keep their secrets
Will unfold behind the clouds
And there upon a rainbow
Is the answer to a never ending story
Ahahah ahahah ahahah...
Never ending story
Ahahah ahahah ahahah...
Never ending story
Ahahah ahahah ahahah...
Never ending story
Ahahah ahahah ahahah...
We saw beautiful cloud formations and more. When it was done we cheered wildly and Me and Varie kissed.
Me: Varie that was awesome!
Varie: Thanks hon.
Me: You're welcome. Next up is Nicole.
Nicole: Thanks dad. I'm going to be singing Rain by Madonna.
Me: Good choice. I've known that song for a long time.
Nicole started playing and the area became a huge thunderstorm and it started raining and lightning was striking.
I feel it, it's coming
[Chorus:]
Rain, feel it on my finger tips
Hear it on my window pane
Your love's coming down like
Rain, wash away my sorrow
Take away my pain
Your love's coming down like rain
When your lips are burning mine
And you take the time to tell me how you feel
When you listen to my words
And I know you've heard, I know it's real
Rain is what this thunder brings
For the first time I can hear my heart sing
Call me a fool but I know I'm not
I'm gonna stand out here on the mountain top
Till I feel your
[chorus]
When you looked into my eyes
And you said goodbye could you see my tears
When I turned the other way
Did you hear me say
I'd wait for all the dark clouds bursting in a perfect sky
You promised me when you said goodbye
That you'd return when the storm was done
And now I'll wait for the light, I'll wait for the sun
Till I feel your
[chorus]
[The sun peared through a hole in the storm clouds]
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
And I say, never go away
Waiting is the hardest thing
(It's strange I feel like I've known you before)
I tell myself that if I believe in you
(And I want to understand you)
In the dream of you
(More and more)
With all my heart and all my soul
(When I'm with you)
That by sheer force of will
(I feel like a magical child)
I will raise you from the ground
(Everything strange)
And without a sound you'll appear
(Everything wild)
And surrender to me, to love
[Lightning strikes everywhere at a ferocious level]
Rain is what the thunder brings
For the first time I can hear my heart sing
Call me a fool but I know I'm not
I'm gonna stand out here on the mountain top
Till I feel your
Rain, I feel it, it's coming
Your love's coming down like [repeat]
[chorus]
Rain, I feel it, it's coming
Your love's coming down like
Rain, I feel it, it's coming
Your love's coming down like
[A rainbow shined in the storm clouds]
I'll stand out on a mountain top and wait for you to call my name
Rain
We cheered wildly for Nicole but we were soaking wet.
Me: That was awesome Nicole!
Nicole: Thanks dad.
Lincoln: That... Was... AWESOME!
Paige: It sure was Linky.
Rachel: That is gonna be one of my favorite songs.
Me: I'm glad Rach. Next is Natilee.
Natilee: Thanks dad. I have two songs for you all to play. My 1st song is Téir Abhaile Riú. That's Celtic Gaelic for Oh Go Home.
Me: Interesting.
Natilee began playing and it turned into the beautiful Irish Lands.
Natilee: (Singing)
Look how the lights of the town
The lights of the town are shining now
Tonight I'll be dancing around
I'm off on the road to Galway now
Look how she's off on the town
She's off on a search for sailors though
There's fine fellas here to be found
She's never been one to stay at home
Home you'll go and it's there you'll stay
And you've work to do in the morning
Give up your dream of going away
Forget your sailors in Galway
Téir abhaile riú, téir abhaile riú
Téir abhaile riú Mhearai
Téir abhaile gus fan sa bhaile
Mar tá do mhargadh déanta
Come now and follow me down
Down to the lights of Galway where
There's fine sailors walking the town
And waiting to meet the ladies there
Watch now he'll soon be along
He's finer than any sailor so
Come on now pick up your spoons
He's waiting to hear you play them, whoo!
Here today and she's gone tomorrow
And next she's going to Galway
Jiggin' around and off to town
And won't be back until morning
Téir abhaile riú, téir abhaile riú
Téir abhaile riú Mhearai
Téir abhaile gus fan sa bhaile
Mar tá do mhargadh déanta
Off with a spring in my step
The sailors are searching Galway for
A young lady such as myself
For reels and jigs and maybe more
Stay here and never you mind
The lights of the town are blinding you
The sailors they come and they go
But listen to what's reminding you
Handsome men surrounding you
Dancing a reel around you
Home you'll go and it's there you'll stay
And you've work to do in the morning
Give up your dream of going away
Forget your sailors in Galway
Téir abhaile riú, téir abhaile riú
Téir abhaile riú Mhearai
Téir abhaile gus fan sa bhaile
Mar tá do mhargadh déanta
Listen to the music flow
I'm falling for the flow of home
I'm home to dance till dawning
Téir abhaile riú, téir abhaile riú
Téir abhaile riú Mhearai
Téir abhaile gus fan sa bhaile
Mar tá do mhargadh déanta
Stay a while and we'll dance together now
As the light is falling
We'll reel away till the break of day
And dance together till morning
Téir abhaile riú, téir abhaile riú
Téir abhaile riú Mhearai
Téir abhaile gus fan sa bhaile
Mar tá do mhargadh déanta
Téir abhaile riú, téir abhaile riú
Téir abhaile riú Mhearai
Téir abhaile gus fan sa bhaile
Mar tá do mhargadh déanta
Do mhargadh de, do mhargadh déanta
We cheered wildly.
Me: That was awesome!
Natilee: Thanks dad. Now my next song is called Siúil A Rúin. That's Gaelic for Walk My Love. It's an ancient Irish Ballad that's about a woman waiting for her love to return to her from an event called the Glorius Revolution of 1688.
Jessie K: That event was known as the bloodless war. In 1689 it ended with the ousting of King James II of England and the start of the reign of King William III and Queen Mary II.
Laney: Wow! That's interesting.
Brittney: It sure is. It's one of my favorite events in Celtic History.
Linka: That's cool.
Natilee: Yeah.
The music played.
Natilee: (Singing)
Siúil, siúil, siúil a rúin
Siúil go sochair agus siúil go ciúin
Siúil go doras agus éalaigh liom
Siúil, siúil, siúil a rúin
Siúil go sochair agus siúil go ciúin
Siúil go doras agus éalaigh liom
Is go dté tú mo mhúirnÃn slán
I wish I was on yonder hill
'Tis there I'd sit and cry my fill
Until every tear would turn a mill
I'll sell my rod, I'll sell my reel
I'll sell my only spinning wheel
To buy my love a sword of steel
I'll dye my petticoats, I'll dye them red
And 'round the world I'll beg my bread
Until my parents shall wish me dead
Siúil, siúil, siúil a rúin
Siúil go sochair agus siúil go ciúin
Siúil go doras agus éalaigh liom
Is go dté tú mo mhúirnÃn slán
Siúil, siúil, siúil a rúin
Siúil go sochair agus siúil go ciúin
Siúil go doras agus éalaigh liom
Is go dté tú mo mhúirnÃn slán
Siúil, siúil, siúil a rúin
Siúil go sochair agus siúil go ciúin
Siúil go doras agus éalaigh liom
Is go dté tú mo mhúirnÃn slán
We cheered wildly for her.
Me: That was awesome Natilee!
Lincoln: It sure was.
Vince: Great job!
Natilee: Thanks guys.
Me: Awesome job Natilee. Next is Jared.
Jared: Thanks dad. I have two songs for you all. My 1st song for you all is from my grandpas movie from his past: El Dorado by George Alexander.
Linka: I remember that song.
Lily: That was an awesome song.
Jared starts playing and the room turned into Ship Rock in New Mexico.
Jared: (Singing)
Through sunshine and shadow, from darkness till noon
Over mountains that reach from the sky to the moon.
A man with a dream that will never let go
Keeps searching to find El Dorado. So ride, boldly ride, to the end of the rainbow.
Ride, boldly ride, till you find El Dorado. The wind becomes bitter, the sky turns to gray.
His body grows weary, he can't find his way.
But he'll never turn back though he's lost in the snow...
For he has to find El Dorado. So ride, boldly ride, to the end of the rainbow.
Ride, boldly ride, till you find El Dorado. My daddy once told me what a man ought to be.
There's much more to life than the things we can see.
And the godliest mortal you ever will know
Is the one with the dream of El Dorado. So ride, boldly ride, to the end of the rainbow.
Ride, boldly ride, till you find El Dorado.
When the song ended we cheered wildly.
Me: That was awesome son!
Jared: Thanks dad. It's one of my favorites. My next song is White Lightning by George Jones. Do you guys know what White Lightning is?
Lisa: It's an alcoholic beverage that is known as Moonshine.
Me: That's right Lisa. White Lightning is considered one of the most notorious drinks in all of the East Coast and it was very popular during the Prohibition Era in the 1920's.
Jared: That's right. That stuff to people tastes like you're drinking Kerosene. YUCK! I wouldn't even drink that stuff even if you paid me or held a gun to my head. But anyway this was George Jones most famous song. He died in 2013 and his legacy lives on.
Jared started playing and it turned into the Appalachian Mountains of North Carolina.
Jared: (Singing)
Well in North Carolina way back in the hills me and my old pappy and he had him a still
He brewed white lightnin till the sun went down
Then he'd fill up a jug and he'd pass it around
Mighty mighty pleasin my pappy's corn squeezin (whew (Hiccup) white lightnin)
Well the G men T men revenoers too searchin for the place where he made his brew
They were lookin tryin' to book him but my pappy kept on cookin
(Whew (Hiccup) white lightnin)
Well I asked my old pappy why he called his brew
White lightnin stead of mountain dew
I took a little sip and right away I knew
And my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue
Light has started flashin thunder started krashin (whew (Hiccup) white lightnin)
Well the G men T men revenoers too searchin for the place where he made his brew
They were lookin tryin' to book him but my pappy kept on cookin
(Whew (Hiccup) white lightnin)
Well a city slicker came and he said I'm tough
I think I want to taste that powerful stuff
He took one slug and he drank it right down I heard him moanin' as he hit the ground
Mighty mighty pleasin you'r pappy's corn squeezin (whew (Hiccup) white lightnin)
Well the G men T men revenoers too searchin for the place where he made his brew
They were lookin tryin' to book him but my pappy kept on cookin
(Whew (Hiccup) ooh that's all they hold at me)
Everyone cheered wildly for him.
Me: Great job son! That was awesome!
Jared: Thanks dad.
Me: Next up is Brittney.
Brittney: My song that I'm gonna play for you is The Mummers Dance by Loreena McKennitt.
Me: One of my favorites. Good choice.
Brittney was playing and the area changed into the beautiful River of Five Colors in Colombia.
Brittney: (Singing Divinely)
When in the springtime of the year
When the trees are crowned with leaves
When the ash and oak, and the birch and yew
Are dressed in ribbons fair
When owls call the breathless moon
In the blue veil of the night
The shadows of the trees appear
Amidst the lantern light
We've been rambling all the night
And some time of this day
Now returning back again
We bring a garland gay
Who will go down to those shady groves
And summon the shadows there
And tie a ribbon on those sheltering arms
In the springtime of the year
The songs of birds seem to fill the wood
That when the fiddler plays
All their voices can be heard
Long past their woodland days
We've been rambling all the night
And some time of this day
Now returning back again
We bring a garland gay
And so they linked their hands and danced
Round in circles and in rows
And so the journey of the night descends
When all the shades are gone
"A garland gay we bring you here
And at your door we stand
It is a sprout well budded out
The work of Our Lord's hand"
We've been rambling all the night
And some time of this day
Now returning back again
We bring a garland gay
When the song was done we cheered wildly for her.
Me: That was awesome Brittney!
Brittney: Thanks Dad.
Me: Next is Luna and Sam.
Luna: We're gonna be singing Rock you Like a Hurricane by the Scorpions.
Sam: It's gonna be awesome luvs.
Me: Good choice. One of my favorites.
The song played and the area turned into the eye of a Hurricane. It was Hurricane Isabel, the Strongest Hurricane from the 2003 Atlantic Hurricane Season.
Luna and Sam: (Singing)
It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
It scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin?
The bitch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for a show
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
My body is burning
It starts to shout
Desire is coming
It breaks out loud
Lust is in cages
Till storm breaks loose
Just have to make it
With someone I choose
The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs the show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane (Are you ready, baby?)
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane (Come on, come on, baby)
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Rock you like a hurricane
It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
It scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin?
The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs the show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane (Are you ready, baby?)
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane (Come on, come on, come on, come on)
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Luna: GOOD NIGHT ESTATE!
We cheered wildly for them.
Me: That was great girls! Way to go!
Sam: Thanks J.D.
Luna: We rocked it Love!
Me: You both sure did. Now our last song for this is from Lily.
Lily: Hey guys. I'm gonna be doing my favorite song Ave Maria.
Lisa: An Opera Song. (Excited)
Me: That's one of the most gut-wrenching funeral songs. It means Hail Mary and it was created by Franz Schubert.
Lily: That's right. I'm gonna be doing the one from Fantasia.
Me: That's always been one of my favorites.
Lily started playing the harp and the room turned into a beautiful sunset glow with rays of light shining through the clouds.
Lily: (Singing Divinely)
Ave Maria!
Now your ageless bell
so sweetly sounds for listening ears,
from heights of Heaven to brink of Hell
in tender notes have echoed through the years.
Aloft from earth's far boundaries
Each poor petition, every prayer,
the hopes of foolish ones and wise
must mount in thanks or grim despair.
Ave Maria!
Ave Maria!
You were not spared
one pang of flesh, or mortal tear;
So rough the paths your feet have shared,
So great the bitter burden of your fear.
Your heart has bled with every beat.
In dust you laid your weary head,
the hopeless vigil of defeat was yours
and flinty stone for bread
Ave Maria!
Ave Maria!
Heaven's Bride.
The bells ring out in solemn praise,
for you, the anguish and the pride.
The living glory of our nights, of our nights and days.
The Prince of Peace your arms embrace,
while hosts of darkness fade and cower.
Oh save us, mother full of grace,
In life and in our dying hour,
Ave Maria!
As the song played we were all crying in tears of happiness and we had our hearts touched. It was one of the most memorable and most gut-wrenching songs of all time.
When the song ended we were cheering wildly and it was a great way to finish a great session of entertainment.
Me: There you all have it. Happy Birthday Vince.
Megan: Happy Birthday big bro.
Sarah: Same here.
Vince: Thank you so much guys! You all made this the most awesome and greatest 23rd Birthday ever!
Me: We're glad you had fun partner.
We had an awesome time and it was a party worth remembering.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
Happy 23rd Birthday Vince. I'm happy we could write this chapter for you. NicoChan11 gave me the song ideas and the humiliation pranks while the rest was all done by me. Let me know what you all think. I did this chapter as a tribute to the great George Jones.
RIP George Jones - September 12, 1931 to April 26, 2013.
See you all next time.
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