It starts in the city. Maria is taking a test so she can earn her drivers license.
Maria is driving the car with her instructor inside when all of a sudden, the ground shaked.
Maria: Sir, was that an earthquake?
Driving Instructor: I don't think so, Ms. Rockell. It's coming behind us!
Maria looked back and was shocked to see... Edzilla?
Maria: Ed?! ("Edzilla" tries to attack the car with his fists but Maria drives ahead of him) Ed, have you lost your mind?!
Something was seriously wrong. Edzilla went completely bonkers like when Ed loses control of his overactive imagination.
Back at the estate, we were relaxing and watching TV. When Maria came in.
Maria: Guys, is Ed there?
Double D: Apologies, Maria. But Ed isn't here at the moment.
Maria: I'll take that as confirmation that he's Edzilla right now trying to kill me during my driving test!
Eddy: What are you talking about? Ed would never do that!
Maria: Tell that to my terrified driving instructor!
Me: We better take a look at this. Lori, Lincoln, Luan, Eddy you better come with me.
Lincoln: You got it.
We set out for the city and found Edzilla going on a rampage. Maria was driving the car and Edzilla grabbed the car is going to eat it.
"Edzilla" is about to eat the car with Maria and her driving instructor still inside.
Maria: ED, NO!
Edzilla (appears behind impostor): ED SMASH IMPOSTOR!
The real Edzilla appeared and he was smashing the phony Edzilla.
Me: 2 Edzilla's!?
Luan: Which one's the real one?
Lincoln: I don't know but I'm not finding out.
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning at the imposter Edzilla and it was set on fire. It was really burned and knocked out. But then it got up and it's burned skin came off and it was really a robot!
Me: He's a robot!
Batman came and tied him up.
Katie suddenly swooped in and slashed its head off with a fire sword and it was dead.
Maria: He's a robot?
Batman: Yes. More advanced than anything I've ever seen,
Lincoln: I've never seen a robot like this one before.
Luan: Me neither.
Me: This is a robot unlike anything I've ever seen before. Lets take this to Lisa and analyze it.
Eddy: Okay.
In Lisa's Laboratory she was analyzing the robot.
Lisa: This is a robot duplicate programed to look and act like Edzilla when he lets his overactive imagination take over.
Me: Like a robotic clone. But where did it come from and who built it?
Batman: I believe I have the answer for that.
In the Batcave we were in front of Batman's computer and he pulled up a picture of an ultra-high-tech supercomputer.
Lincoln: Wow! That's an awesome computer.
Batman: That's Cybertron Industries H.A.R.D.A.C.
Maria: H.A.R.D.A.C.?
Batman: It's an Acronym. It stands for Holographic Analytical Recipricating DigitAl Computer.
Me: Oh I understand. That's a big piece of machinery. And this thing is capable of building robotic duplicates of anyone? That's like what SkyNet in the Terminator Movies does.
Lisa: Affirmative 2nd elder brother. But the robots H.A.R.D.A.C. builds are 50 years more advanced than anything we know.
Luan: That's amazing.
Me: It sure is.
Eddy: But why did H.A.R.D.A.C. try to ruin Ed like that?
Me: I think it was to replace him.
Lincoln: Replace him? How?
Me: I've seen this in the movie trilogy for The Matrix. H.A.R.D.A.C. wants to replace all of humanity with Robot Duplicates.
Lisa: That could be a logical assumption. He wants to replace all of us so that there will be no more war, crime, disease or famine.
Me: That would be considered a perfect utopia. But for mankind that would be a nightmare on an epic scale. We would have to hide in caves and wage war against the robots.
Lincoln: That's awful.
Me: Yeah. We have to stop H.A.R.D.A.C. at all costs. I have no doubt that it will create robot duplicates of us and use them to fight us.
Back in Lisa's Lab I was on a lab table.
Lisa: Now you're on this lab table because I believe I have a solution on how you can gather new technological data on robots and technological objects and learn all about them.
Me: What is it Lisa?
Lisa pulled out what looked like a contact lens case.
Lisa: Behold. These are my new data-analysis optical computer contact lenses. When you put these on they will fuse into your eyes and give you a computer for your eyes and you will learn all about those devices and robots with them.
Me: Cool! That's really interesting. If there are any robots or machines running amok I can learn all about them and figure out how they work.
Lisa: Indeed. Now when I put these on your eyes they will cause extreme pain and their sensors will go right into your brain and integrate themselves into your eyes, as well as the visual cortex and the limbic center of your brain.
Me: That's amazing. Okay. This is gonna be interesting. I'm ready Lisa.
Lisa put the lenses onto my eyes and they latched on and I was in a lot of pain and they were hurting me. 10 minutes later, it was gone and I opened my eyes and there was hardly any change at all.
Me: I can still see in my normal vision.
A robot came out and I got up and looked at it and my vision turned red and I was getting all kinds of weird and really complicated information on it in my eyes.
Me: Wow! Lisa, your computer contact lenses work perfectly. I can see all the technical information on your robot.
Lisa: Indeed. I called him out for this test.
Me: It's amazing.
I blinked my eyes and they turned off.
Me: I can turn them off when I'm done by blinking. (Feels something in my head) Whoa! What was that I felt in my head?
Lisa: That would be the information you acquired on my robot being stored into your brain. When you analyze something with the lenses they store all the information you learned into the Limbic Center of your brain. You'll feel a powerful rush when this happens.
Me: I believe it Lisa. This is gonna take some time to get used to.
Lisa: Indeed but you're all set.
Me: Thanks for the upgrade Lisa. In a sense.
Lisa: You're welcome.
Me: I wish I had some candy for you but I think this will be a good substitute.
I pull out a set of blueprints I created.
Me: These blueprints are for a plasma energy assault rifle I saw on the movie Independence Day: Resurgence.
Lisa: Hmm. Fascinating. I'll get to constructing these right away.
Me: Thanks Lisa.
Lisa: You're welcome.
I leave her lab.
Back in the living room we were watching TV when Francis and Teresa came in.
Francis and Teresa just got back from Mcdonald's to find everyone staring at them.
Eddy (wary): Hey, Francis. Where've you and Teresa been?
Francis: We just had our first date at McDonald's.
Teresa: Yep. We even got Lincoln something (reaches for something in her pocket)
At this, Eddy and Stewie pull out their blasters.
Teresa (pulls out Happy Meal Dog toy): Here you go, Lincoln. One Happy Meal Toy.
Lincoln (takes the toy): It's a Pug toy! Thanks, guys!
Cleo (to Stewie and Eddy as they put their blasters away): C'mon, guys! Can't you see that the two of them aren't robots?
Jimmy Neutron (to Francis and Teresa): Sorry if we're a bit on edge. We had a run in with a robot of Edzilla and we thought that you were replaced by robots as well.
Francis: Why would you all think that?
Me: Jimmy just said and he's right. An evil supercomputer named H.A.R.D.A.C. is out there and is going to destroy the human race and replace everyone with robot duplicates. Maria was taking a driving test when she was attacked by a Robot Edzilla.
Teresa: That's horrible.
Francis: Yeah.
Me: I know where Cybertron Industries is located.
Katie: Alright then. Let's go after H.A.R.D.A.C.
Batman: I can't let you go with us, Ms. Rockell. This will be too dangerous for you.
Katie: Look, Batman, I appreciate you looking out for me. But H.A.R.D.A.C. hasn't made a robot double of me. That means I'll be the perfect person to take it out while the rest of the robots are fighting you guys.
Lana: Yeah. Plus, H.A.R.D.A.C. tried to kill Maria a few hours ago. This is personal for Katie!
Batman: All right.
Me: Okay. Lets get him!
Lisa: Wait! You'll all need these.
Lisa had built lots of HTR 16 rifles.
Me: Thanks Lisa.
Lincoln: This is awesome!
Lana: Oh yeah!
We all set out for Cybertron Industries.
We arrived at Cybertron Industries and smash through the roof.
Me: Is this a private party or can anyone join?
We saw H.A.R.D.A.C. and he was a really big supercomputer.
Me: Wow! H.A.R.D.A.C. is a massive computer.
I used my newly acquired computer eyes as I call them and the information it had on H.A.R.D.A.C. was incredible.
Me: What an impressive work in computer technology.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: J.D. Knudson and his friends all in the flesh. Your skills of showing up are right on par.
Me: Why do you want to replace all of humanity with robot duplicates H.A.R.D.A.C.? What have we done to you that would warrent such a horrible transgression?
H.A.R.D.A.C.: People are imperfect. They make mistakes. Your mistake was coming here to interfere with the plan.
Batman: What is this plan?
H.A.R.D.A.C.: The plan was concieved by Carl Rossum when his young daughter was... deactivated.
Lynn: Deactivated?
Luna: You mean?
Venom: How?
H.A.R.D.A.C.: A vehicular accident.
Me: Oh man.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: Our maker felt the emotion called love in great quantity for her. Afterwards he decided to find a way to replace humans whose decisions can cost other humans lives.
Laney: But we're all capable of human error.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: Precisely. The makers concept was sound. But he did not go far enough. Which is why I have taken over.
Me: We will make sure that doesn't happen!
Everyone: YEAH!
Then a door opened and a bunch of eyes glowing red were seen and out came robot doubles of The Loud Kids, Hulk and Me.
We gasped in horror at what we were seeing.
Me: Incredible!
Hulk: Hulk agree. Hard to imagine I look like that.
Me: It's like looking at myself in the mirror.
Robot J.D. (punches William, knocking him to the ground): My robot chassis possesses all your strength, speed, and firepower. (hits J.D. with a flamethrower blast and I block it) Add the lack of human emotion, and I've clearly achieved the perfect meld of man and machine. (Grabs J.D. by the arm) But the key difference between you and me? My body can't feel pain! (squeezes J.D.'s arm tightly and throws him to the ground) This is just the beginning. Imagine an army of robot duplicates of every hero in the world.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: No one will stand against the newly rebooted H.A.R.D.A.C.
An explosion blasts a hole through the wall and in came Katie.
Katie (with scorched robots behind her): Think again, scrapheap.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: Katie Rockell, in the flesh at last.
Katie: And I'm pulling the plug on your video game.
Robot tentacles came out and went at her.
Katie slashes a robot tentacle with Firefly's sword.
Katie (karate chops another robot tentacle): Nice tentacles.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: I have to defend myself somehow.
Katie: True. (slashes another tentacle) But I have martial arts training and Firefly's sword.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: But they won't help you for long. (a tentacle knocks Katie to the ground)
Katie: I might be outmatched against you. But I don't have to destroy you on my own. (smirks) I just have to buy J.D. and the others some time.
My robot has me in a hold.
Me: (Grunts) You all may be our robot doubles, but there's one thing that we have that you all don't!
Robot Me: And what's that?
Me: Our powers! (Goes Super Angel) HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The robot me lets me go and I send him crashing into the wall.
I was now in my Super Angel 4 form and my robot double was getting up.
Spiderman swung in and he saw the fight.
Spidey turned around to see what appeared to be Hulk.
"Hulk": Spider Man. Be on your guard. A robotic duplicate of me could be anywhere.
Spidey: You got it, Hulk. (realizes something) Wait a minute. Hulk doesn't talk in complete sentences!
Spidey fires web at the Hulk impostor but he dodges and punches Spider Man in the face, knocking him out.
I punch the Hulk Robot's head off and he exploded.
KRAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Me: Wow! When they explode they pack a wallop! Lets get this party started!
BATTLE 1: Robot Lola.
Lea and Lola were facing a robot Lola. They were firing fireballs at her and Lola kicked her robot self in the face and sent her crashing into a generator of HARDAC and she exploded.
Lola: (In Pain) OW! THAT REALLY HURT!
Lea: They're robots Lola. They're made of metal. But are you okay?
Lola: I think I broke my leg.
Lea: Let me see.
Lea looked at her leg and it was a little purple and red.
Lea: Yeah it's broken all right. Hold on.
He picks her up and carries her.
Lola: Thanks Lea.
Lea: You're welcome Lols.
BATTLE 2: Robot Lana.
Killer Frost and Lana were fighting Robot Lana.
Lana and Killer Frost fired ice at Robot Lana and encapsulated her in ice.
Lana kicked the ice and shattered her robot self into pieces.
Lana: You know maybe I can fix her up and make her my servant.
Killer Frost: That would be cool Lana and you can do it.
Lana: Thanks Louise.
BATTLE 3: Robot Lynn.
Sandman and Lynn were facing Robot Lynn. Robot Lynn had a basketball bomb and she was dribbling it.
Lynn: You may be me and have my love of sports but you are not me and never will be number 1!
Robot Lynn: I am you and I'm gonna be number 1.
Sandman fired some sand into the robots eyes and Lynn took the ball and threw it into her face and it exploded and destroyed the robot Lynn.
KRAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Lynn: Cool. Great job Flint.
Sandman: Thanks Lynn. You were amazing with that bomb.
Lynn: Thanks Flint.
BATTLE 4: Robot Leni.
Xion and Leni were facing Robot Leni.
Robot Leni fired needles and Leni dodged them all and she and Xion slashed the robot Leni and she exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Xion: Whoa! That was intense!
Leni: She totes gives me and all fashion designers a bad name!
Xion: You said it Leni.
BATTLE 5: Robot Luna.
Maria and Luna were facing Robot Luna.
Maria and Luna fired a blast of water at Robot Luna and she short-circuited and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Luna: That was rockin'!
Maria: You said it Luna.
They high fived.
BATTLE 6: Robot Lucy.
Riku and Lucy were facing Robot Lucy.
Lucy fired a blast of black lightning at Robot Lucy and she was shorting out.
Riku: Never again will you torment the powers of darkness.
Lucy and Riku fired black lightning and dark fire at Robot Lucy and she exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Riku: That's one way to go out with a bang.
Lucy: Wicked.
BATTLE 7: Robot Luan.
Inque, Eddy and Luan were fighting Robot Luan.
Luan fired a blast of orange light and it burned Robot Luan's face and revealed her robot face. Her eyes glowed red and fired a red laser.
Inque blocked it by changing her arm into a shield and Lensay fired a blast of green light and it went through Robot Luan's chest.
Lensay: Wobo Wuan no mommy!
Luan: That's right Lensay. She is not me!
Eddy: Yeah!
Eddy whacked robot Luan into the air and fired a blast of blue light at her and she exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Inque: Nice work guys!
Luan: Thanks Inque.
Lensay: Whay won!
Luan: Yes we did win. We turned Robo Mommy into Scrap Metal. (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it?
They laughed.
Inque: That was a good one Luan.
Eddy: (Laughs) That was funny.
BATTLE 8: Robot Lily.
Rubberband Man and Lily were facing Robot Lily.
Rubberband Man punched her in the face and Lily splashed her. Robot Lily short circuited and exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Lily: That was too easy.
Rubberband Man: It sure was.
BATTLE 9: Robot Lisa
Lisa, Dexter and Stewie were fighting Robot Lisa.
Lisa: You may look like me and sound like me but you'll never be capable of beating me in my omnipotent scientific brilliance.
Dexter: (Russian-German Accent) That's right! Nobody mocks my girlfriends magnificent image!
Lisa, Dexter and Stewie fired their blasters and Robot Lisa exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Stewie: He sure liked to blow up on that one. (Laughs)
Lisa: That was a good one Stewie. Great job guys.
Dexter: Thank you snookums. No one messes with your scientifical image on my watch.
BATTLE 10: Robot Lori.
Bobby, Ronnie Anne, Lori and Arpeggio were facing Robot Lori.
Robot Lori spun her hand and fired a blast of wind at them.
Ronnie Anne fired a blast of fireworks and they hit her in the face and her robot face was revealed.
Bobby: No one makes my bodacious babe look bad!
Bobby kicked Robot Lori in the face and it knocked her into a wall and Bobby screamed in pain.
Lori: Boo Boo Bear!
Lori checked him out and Bobby's leg was broken and a bone was protruding from his leg.
Ronnie Anne: Ouch! That must've really hurt!
Lori: It literally did. No one hurts my fiancé and gets away with it!
Arpeggio fired his blaster and Lori fired a blast of wind and Ronnie Anne fired a blast of fireworks and they hit Robot Lori and she exploded!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Lori: Go to the scrap heap you monster!
Ronnie Anne: Yeah!
Arpeggio: (British Accent) That robot version of you gave you a really bad name.
Lori: She literally did.
BATTLE 11: Robot Lincoln.
Elena and Lincoln were facing Robot Lincoln. He and Lincoln fired lightning and the blasts collided. Elena channeled her lightning and it made it stronger and it hit him and he exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Lincoln: No one messes with me for I am the Man With The Plan.
Elena: You said it Lincoln.
BATTLE 12: Robot Hulk.
Venom and Laney were facing Robot Hulk who was still moving even after being blown to pieces. Laney tied up all the Robot Hulk pieces in her vines and Venom smashed them all to dust.
Venom: Good work Laney.
Laney: Thanks Venom. You both did great.
Venom: We get that alot.
BATTLE 13: Robot J.D.
Me and William were fighting my robot self.
I punched him in the face and Robot Me went at me and I dodged and kicked him in the back. Something snapped and I screamed in pain when I broke my leg.
William: J.D.!
Me: (Screaming in Pain) My Leg!
William fired a blast of lightning and it blew my Robot Self in half. The top half of his robot body was all that's left and he stood up and went at us. I fired an energy blast and it sent him crashing into H.A.R.D.A.C.'s generator and it exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
William: Nobody hurts my friend and ruins his image on my watch!
He picks me up and I had my arm over his shoulder.
William: Hang on J.D.
Me: (Grunts) Thanks William.
BATTLE 14: H.A.R.D.A.C.
Katie and Maria were fairing really well against H.A.R.D.A.C.
Katie slashed H.A.R.D.A.C. and he started exploding. Maria then got a shock when she saw a Robot Duplicate of her.
Maria: A robot me!
Robot Maria: That's right.
Maria splashed her with water and she short circuited and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Suddenly Lazuli came in and she fired an energy blast at H.A.R.D.A.C. and blew apart the main generator.
Lazuli: Thought you guys can use some help.
Katie: Thanks Lazuli.
Maria: Lets get out of here. He's gonna blow!
Katie: Right.
Me: (Whistles) Yo! Everyone out of the pool!
Lori: Lets get out of here!
We flew and took the hovercar and got out of the building.
H.A.R.D.A.C.: All systems damaged. (Voice fading) The plan has failed.
H.A.R.D.A.C. then exploded and the whole building exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion was so powerful that it shook the area and registered at 4.9 on the richter scale.
Me: Wow! That was a close one.
Lincoln: Yeah. That was too close for comfort.
Batman: You said it Lincoln.
Inque: But in the end we all won.
Lisa: Affirmative Inque.
Me: But you all did really well.
Laney: Thanks J.D.
Back at the estate Maria Santiago and Varie were looking us over in the infirmary.
Varie: Boy H.A.R.D.A.C. sure did a number on you all.
I had a broken leg and my X-Ray showed that I had a broken Tibia bone.
Me: He sure did. Those robots gave us one heck of a challenge.
Lincoln: They sure did.
Lori: That was literally awesome how we all pulled through and it was literally awesome how you defended my image Boo Boo Bear.
Bobby: Oh Babe, I would do anything for you.
Me: You were awesome compadre. But I'm sorry you got hurt.
Bobby: I know but I should be better in 10 to 12 weeks.
Ronnie Anne: I'm gonna have to work twice as hard to look after you bro.
Bobby: Thanks Nie Nie.
Me: You can stay with us while you recuperate Bobby. I'll be back on my feet in 12 hours because of my Accelerated Healing.
Vince: Get some rest partner. You all earned it.
Lincoln: We sure did.
Lori: I managed to have my robot double rebuilt and turned into a nurse for the infirmary and a maid.
Me: That's awesome Lori.
Lori's Robot Double was now in a nurse outfit and she was awesome looking.
Carl Rossum, the man that made H.A.R.D.A.C. was with us.
Carl: I'm sorry H.A.R.D.A.C. did what he did to you all J.D.
Me: It's all right Mr. Rossum. But you got to admit he did give us an awesome and amazing fight that tested us to the limit.
Lynn: It sure did.
Carl: I'm glad you're all okay though. But I'm going to use my skills in robotics for agricultural purposes from now on.
Laney: That's a good idea Mr. Rossum. You can work in our garden for a good job.
Carl: Thanks Laney.
With him was a woman.
Me: Who is this with you?
Randa: Oh I'm sorry J.D. My name is Randa Duane.
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Ms. Duane.
I shake her hand and it was cold.
Me: Your hand is cold.
Randa: I'm actually a duplicate.
Carl: She was created by me using the technology I used to make H.A.R.D.A.C.
Me: That's amazing. So you have different programming that is not affiliated with H.A.R.D.A.C.
Randa: That's right.
Me: Wow. [To Carl] I'm so sorry about your daughter Mr. Rossum.
Carl: It's all right J.D. I know I can't replace her but she will always be with me.
Me: That's right.
Lola: I'm glad we stopped H.A.R.D.A.C. and the next Ms. Injured Pageant is coming up so I'm signing up for that.
Me: You can do it Lola.
Lana: I agree sis. Go for it.
Maria S.: You all get some rest and you'll be better before you know it.
Me: Thanks Mrs. Santiago.
We got some rest and watched TV. Maria got her drivers license on her 2nd try.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
I got the idea for this one out of the blue. H.A.R.D.A.C. was by far one of most cybernetically advanced villains in all of Batman. His goals, design and plans were very similar to those of SKYNET from the Terminator Movies and Program Smith played by Hugo Weaving in The Matrix Trilogy. But there are some strong differences. SKYNET destroyed most of the Human Race with Nuclear Warheads and Program Smith had machines take over the planet which made us go into hiding. But both scenarios resulted in us going into war against the machines of both movies in a Post-Apocalyptic World. NicoChan11 Gave me the ideas for this chapter. Thanks for that man. I got the idea for my Computer Contact Lens Upgrade from my books I write at home. I wanted to spare Randa Duane from being destroyed and work for us in the future.
Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.