It starts in the estate.

I was looking up information on the nurse of Sunset Canyon Retirement Home.

Lincoln and Laney came.

Lincoln: What are you looking up J.D.?

Me: I'm looking up the background information on Nurse Sue.

Laney: The nurse at Pop Pop's retirement home?

Me: The very same one.

I was looking over her information and what the news said about her was horrifying.

Me: (Gasp) OH GOOD LORD!

Lincoln: What is it?

Me: She's worse than what we first anticipated. It says here that she doesn't love the elderly at all. She's no friend to them at all as well. Her background information reveals that she has had numerous run ins with the law. Mostly for burglary, abuse, negligence, theft and fraud.

Laney: That's terrible! So Pop Pop has had a thief and a monster in the home.

Me: And a pathological liar. She's done a really good job of covering her tracks.

Laney: I can't believe that Pop Pop and the seniors there are under the care of such an evil and malevolent woman.

Me: I know. It says here that she's also wanted in connection to numerous counts of child abuse, assault and battery, armed criminal action and more. But she disappeared off the radar before they could get her. She's even on the FBI's top 20 most wanted list. She's the 620th criminal to be placed on this list. She's on this list for fraud and money laundering.

Lincoln: Whoa! How much did she steal?

Me: It says $50,000,000,000.00 from clients all over the United States. But she covered her tracks really well and there were no clues on where she went for the FBI to find her.

Lincoln: Well now we have found her.

Laney: She makes even Bernard Madoff look like a saint.

Me: Good analogy. We found her and we need to take her down.

I printed a wanted poster, called the FBI and we went over to Sunset Canyon Retirement Home.

In the retirement home we were greeted by Albert.

Albert: Hey kiddos!

Laney: Hey Pop Pop.

Lincoln: How have you been?

Albert: Great little mini me.

Me: Cool. Hey Mr. Albert. Sorry to come in like this but we have some awesome news for everyone. And it regards Nurse Sue.

Albert: Oh really? What is it.

Me: You're gonna see right now. (Snaps fingers)

The doors fly open and the FBI and a SWAT Team busted in and went for Sue.

Policeman 1: FBI! DOWN ON THE GROUND! NOW!

They pushed Nurse Sue to the ground and slapped the cuffs on her.

Agent Waco: Sue you're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Sue: Get off of me! You can't do this to me!

Agent Waco: Shut up!

Me: Your days of terrorizing the elderly are over forever Sue.

Sue: (Enraged) You did this Albert! You are your grandkids did this to me! I will kill you for this!

Agent Waco: Just for that one you're spending the rest of your life in prison.

Me: Get her outta here.

Lincoln: And good riddance to bad rubbish.

Laney: Yep.

We then went home and suddenly we heard a scream. We saw a muscle built worm? It was actually Earthworm Jim!

Me: Earthworm Jim?

Jim: That's right. It's a pleasure to meet you J.D. Knudson.

Peter Puppy: Same here J.D.

Me: Pleasure to meet you too Peter Puppy.

Maria came out and she squealed.

Maria: (Squeals and hugs Peter) You are so adorable and so cute!

Peter Puppy: I know I'm cute and adorable.

Stewie: It's a pleasure to meet you Jim.

Jim: You too Stewie.

Me: So what brings you to Gotham Royal York, Jim?

Jim: We were going to go after Bob the Killer Fish on La Planeta de Agua (Arriba!)!

Me: I know that planet. It's a water planet that's located 20 light-years away from Earth.

Suddenly a ship arrived. It was the ship of Bob the Killer Goldfish.

Bob: Earthworm Jim! I've come for you to eat!

Me: You've got to be (Censored) joking. That's Bob? He's nothing more than an ordinary goldfish!

Maria: I would not want him as a pet.

Me: Me neither.

Stewie: EAT DIRT, YOU (CENSORED) EVIL FISH! (fires lasers at Bob)

Jim: Hey! That's my line!

He blasted apart the ship and Bob and 4 landed on the ground.

Fuzzy: You know J.D. I done noticed somethin.

Me: What's that Fuzzy?

Fuzzy: He sounds just like me.

Me: He sure does.

Stewie: Maria lets use our combo on him.

Maria: You got it Stewie.

Stewie fired a bunch of laser blasts at Bob and 4 and Maria fired a huge blast of water.

Maria and Stewie: LASER WATER MASSACRE!

The lasers combined with the water and burned 4 badly and he disintegrated into dust and ash.

Bob: You will be my dinner Jim and I will...

But Gatomon swooped in out of nowhere and ate him in one big bite.

Gatomon: Yum! I just love the taste of fish!

Nicole: You might want to spit Bob's remains out, Gatomon. You don't know where it's been.

Gatomon: (With her mouth full) True.

We were shocked that this happened but relieved that he was gone.

Me: This may be the first ever villain that was eaten by us.

Poromon: I'll never look at you the same way again Gatomon.

Maria (sternly): Gatomon, I hope you don't try to eat my goldfish the same way you ate Bob!

Kari: Don't worry, Maria. I'll make sure Gatomon doesn't attempt to eat your goldfish.

Gatomon burped out Bob's skeleton and his evil spirit at the same time and Nicole sealed it into the Book of Vile Darkness.

Jim: Nice work guys!

But he accidentally stepped on Peter's foot and he became a huge purple beast and mauled Jim. I used my magic Peter control the evil demonic spirit inside him. He can now turn into the beast at will.

Me: I used my magic to help Peter control the beast he can become and he can turn into him at will when needed.

Peter: Thanks J.D. I've been trying to find a way to stop changing into a monster.

Me: You're welcome Peter.

Maria: This was awesome!

Me: We're gonna try to help Jim destroy his enemies.

It was a journey that will save the universe.

Nurse Sue was found guilty of her crimes and was given Life Without Parole. She was ordered to pay $500,000,000,000 in restitution to the city of Gotham Royal York. Varie was hired as her replacement and she gets a good pay roll too.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Complete.

This is part 1 of the Earthworm Jim Saga. Bob the Killer Goldfish was a strange and funny villain of Earthworm Jim. Jim Cummings did a great job voicing him back in 1995. I played all the Earthworm Jim games and they were really funny. Next is Vileness Incarnate and the Personification of Malevolence: EVIL THE CAT! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one and thanks for that man as always. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.