Ben was crying too much to speak. "Am I allowed to cuddle the FUCK out of you, Ben?" Five said. "I don't want to offend you with my pseudo - incest!" Ben nodded frantically and opened his arms. Then they cuddled. It was a good day.

Five dropped out of the fucking SKY! He landed in between them. Unconscious. "Shit!" the man said. "Fuck!" "Five!" Ben knelt beside him. "Five?" Five was out cold. "It's okay!" the man said. "He's just... um, he does this sometimes." "What!" Ben said. "He's always passing out!" "Um," the man said. "Not... not always." "Fuck!" Ben said. "Is it my fault!" "No!" the man

Five decides to do the altruistic move instead of the pragmatic one for once in his life so naturally, it completely backfires on him. Luckily for Five, he's already gotten quite good at playing the hero role.

Some secrets aren't really secrets after a while, but other ones are. Then again, some secrets are more believable than others. Sometimes. Or: Klaus wants to come clean about a couple of things, but doesn't realize there's not much to come clean to, oops. Hitoshi mostly just wants coffee, but he gets an excuse to explain some things of his own. [#2, Purple Umbrellas 'verse]

Two people, two meetings, two divergences. Funny how one misfired quirk can change an entire story, isn't it? Or: Klaus wants waffles, or maybe pancakes, and to get to know the guy with weird purple hair that he keeps running into. Hitoshi mostly just wants to know where he is, but a way to get back home to his own world would be nice too. [#1 in the Purple Umbrellas 'verse]

Five's attempt at teleporting his family doesn't quite go to plan. Instead, he finds himself alone in the My Hero Academia universe where he joins UA.