Nowhere was going through the worst drought its ever been through in 50 years. Luckily the Dome Farm of the Bagge's was still moist and wet.
They were trying to get water out of the water pump but it was totally bone dry.
Lana: The pump is bone dry.
Laney: It sure is.
Muriel: We have to dig a new one.
Lana: I'm on it. But first we need to find a good source of water.
Lana was sniffing around for water.
Laney was helping Muriel. Her eggplants were perfect for harvest in the dome.
Laney: This drought is just absolutely terrible.
Lincoln: It sure is and it's not even December.
Earth: It's really unusual having a drought in the middle of the Fall.
Bai Tza: It sure is.
Francesca: What are we gonna do?
Bai Tza: First lets get your leg fixed up. I know someone that can help you.
Suddenly a walking eggplant came and tried to attack Muriel but Lincoln had it pinned to the ground.
Lincoln: You picked the wrong people to mess with.
Eggplant: You think I am the only one that will come? There are many others like me and we will destroy the one called Muriel.
Lincoln: We'll be ready for them.
He sliced and diced the eggplant up and went to tell them.
Bai Tza: So living eggplants are coming?
Francesca: We dealt with these guys before. They only attack when they run out of water.
Courage: I don't think my Great Eggplant trick is going to work this time!
Lana: No it won't. And I think this drought is the cause of it.
Francesca: It is.
Bai Tza: We need to move fast. I'm calling Sora.
Sora arrived and they explained the situation to them.
Sora: So that's why you need me to heal Francesca?
Bai Tza: That's right Sora. This drought turned them into bloodthirsty monsters. And their goal is to kill Muriel.
Sora: You sure you guys need my help? It looks like you can take care of these eggplants by yourselves.
Lincoln: Look, Sora. I don't mean to pressure you. But Francesca is still going to be out of commission for a few days, so we really need all the help we can get.
Sora: I'm glad I can help but let me heal her.
He then used a Curaga spell from his Keyblade.
Francesca was fully healed in an instant.
Francesca: My leg is all healed up! I'm all better!
She got up and was walking again.
Bai Tza: Wow! Those Keyblades are amazing!
Lincoln: They sure are.
Laney: Yep.
A war charge was heard and then they saw multitudes of eggplants coming towards them.
Laney: There's a lot of them!
Bai Tza: Lets get them!
They went out to face them.
Bai Tza: You will never get to Muriel while we're present you overgrown grapes!
Courage: Yeah!
Eggplant 1: We don't want Muriel, we want Francesca!
Lana: Why do you want Francesca?
Eggplant #1: Not that we don't think you're a threat anymore, dog. But we were hoping to see your lady friend with you.
Courage: You better hope Francesca doesn't get here or you're finished!
Eggplant #2: See, that's funny. Because I don't think she's gonna show up at all. We've been causing trouble for hours and there's no sign of her. I think she's gone for good.
Francesca: Want to bet!?
They saw Francesca all better and she slashed them with her sword.
Sora (slices eggplants with his Keyblade): If I ate you guys back home, then consider this payback for making me throw up!
Bai Tza: Funny Sora. I'm not sure Kairi would agree.
Sora: True.
Bai Tza: Shouldn't I water the eggplants so they stop being evil?
Lana: Nah. That'll only stop them temporarily.
Lincoln (fires lightning at some eggplants): Anyone up for roasted vegetables?
They sliced and diced numerous eggplants and made them into vegetable stew.
Bai Tza: Now to make sure you never terrorize the farm again.
She snapped her fingers and they vanished.
Laney: Where did they go?
Bai Tza: I banished them to a planet full of vegetarians.
On the vegetarian planet the Eggplants wondered where they were. But then 3 alien people with forks and knives appeared.
Alien: (In Alien Language) Eggplants. Lets eat them.
Alien 2: (In Alien Language) I love eggplants.
The eggplants screamed and ran. They were gonna be stuck there for a long long time.
They were looking at the sky.
Sora: You think we should've killed the eggplants instead of sending them to that planet?
Laney: We should've. But seeing them runaway from vegetarians is much more fun!
Bai Tza: It sure was.
Francesca: But those eggplants deserved it.
Courage: You said it.
After the fight they went back to work and Bai Tza used her water powers to lift the drought.
THE END
Journey to the Center of Nowhere is one of my favorite episodes of CTCD and those eggplants were funny and awesome. I may not like eggplants like others but that's all right. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Next for part 20 is The Snowman. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.