In another part of the city sat an old house. It was a nice Victorian Style house.

Man: So what's for dinner tonight? How about sardines? Yes. I love sardines. The perfect way to celebrate my liberation from loneliness.

A man lived in the house. His name was Dr. Gerhart von Orbison. He was a sound doctor.

Gerhart: Finally after years of being alone in this... This house, I have the answer to my prayers.

He pulled a sheet off and unveiled a fancy victrola record player. His house is alive however.

The house didn't want him to do it.

Gerhart: Complain all you want. I'm tired of being alone with you.

The wallpaper on the house was coming off. The whole house was a mess actually.

Gerhart: It's taken years but I've perfected my latest invention.

He opens a window and turns the machine on.

Gerhart: By this time tomorrow I, Dr. Gerhart von Orbison, will finally have neighbors.

The house did not like that idea one bit, but he didn't care. He played a record called House Calls and it played yodeling music and it sent out streams of music out across the land and they arrived at the Bagge Mansion.

Courage: What is that?

Muriel: I don't know.

Suddenly the entirety of the domed farm area rose off the ground on four legs and it was all walking out into the distance.

Bai Tza: Geez! What's going on!?

Lincoln: We're moving!

Francesca: What do you think is causing it?

Laney: It's the music!

Lana: This is so cool!

But they stopped 10 minutes later and they had a knock on the door.

Muriel: I wonder who that could be? Be right there!

They got to the door and they were greeted by Gerhart and he had a basket full of sardines.

Muriel: Guys we have a visitor.

Gerhart: Welcome to the neighborhood.

Muriel: We have more neighbors. Why thank you.

Bai Tza: Pleasure to meet you uh..

Gerhart: I am Dr. Gerhart von Orbison.

Laney: Oh wow. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Bai Tza: Same here. I'm Bai Tza. The sorceress of water.

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud.

Laney: I'm Laney Loud.

Lana: I'm Lana Loud. We're Lincoln's little sisters.

Earth: I'm Earth.

Muriel: I'm Muriel Bagge.

Francesca: I'm Francesca Bagge.

Courage: And I'm Courage.

Gerhart: It's a pleasure.

Muriel: Doctor?

Gerhart: Call me Gerhart.

Muriel: Gerhart, Would you like to come in?

Gerhart: Why thank you.

They heard his house moan and they knew something was up with the house.

Bai Tza: Something is up with his house.

Lincoln: I feel it.

They went back into the mansion and had a nice talk.

Bai Tza: So you see Doctor we are members of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Gerhart: The famous superhero team? Oh my!

Bai Tza: Yes.

Lincoln: We always do everything we can to save the world and the people we care about.

Laney: It's a big job but we have to do it for the protection and future of the human race.

Gerhart: That is a big job.

Then there was a knock on the dome and they saw Gerhart's house peering in and it was madder than a swarm of hornets.

Muriel: Doctor I don't want to sound unneighborly but your house seems to be very upset.

Courage: That house is mad.

Lincoln: No kidding.

Gerhart: She's doing it again!

Lana: She?

Gerhart: I've been so lonely for so long. Years ago I used music to bring my house to life. To have a friend.

Bai Tza: Oh man.

Muriel: Oh my.

Gerhart: But she has never been really good company and she's very jealous.

Lincoln: That's awful.

The house called him.

Gerhart: She wants me to come home.

A carpet came out of the front door of the house. It was his houses tongue and Lincoln formed a whip of lightning and shooed it away.

Laney: This is like what happened when we faced that Monster House.

Lana: It does bring back memories of that.

The house was then attacking the dome. But luckily the dome was made of indestructible plexiglass. Lana saw how Gerhart's house looked and the condition it had was horrible. It was a mess.

Lana: Gerhart I think I know the reason why your house is always in a bad mood. It needs to be cleaned and fixed up.

Muriel: I agree. I bet a little sprucing up will make it feel better.

Gerhart: Good idea.

Lana: Lanes you want to help me?

Laney: Count me in Lana.

Laney put on her art gown and Lana got her tools ready.

Courage did the same thing and they went to Gerhart's house. They painted the outside of the house white and the house was starting to calm down. They gave it new roofing tiles, replaced old bricks and more on the outside. Next they fixed the inside.

Gerhart: I should've done this years ago.

They painted the walls, refurbished the furniture, dusted the tables and household items, polished the furniture and vacuumed. The house was making happy noises and she was so happy.

Gerhart: Courage, Lana, Laney you've made this house beautiful. She's the happiest I've ever seen her. Listen.

She stopped attacking and Muriel, Bai Tza, Francesca, Lincoln and Earth went over. Gerhart played a record on his machine called Home Sweet Home.

They came and the house was beautiful.

Gerhart: Come in neighbors come in.

Courage lit some candles.

Muriel: Oh my.

Francesca: Wow!

Gerhart: Welcome to my humble abode.

Muriel: I must say that your home is one of the most beautiful I've ever seen.

Bai Tza: It's beautiful.

Earth: It sure is.

Muriel: Amazing what a little tender loving care can do for you. It's such a friendly place now.

Courage: It sure is.

Suddenly the sounds of construction were heard and they looked out the the window and saw a huge neighborhood of multi-million dollar houses all along a cul-de-sac.

Francesca: Wow! We have a neighborhood!

Lana: This is amazing.

Laney: It sure is.

Now they have lots of friends and neighbors. The town of Nowhere, Kansas got bigger.

THE END


Another Fanfiction complete.

House Calls is one of my favorite episodes of CTCD and it was funny and awesome. Gerhart was lonely and all he wanted was friends. Now his wish has been fulfilled. Next is the grand finale of the CTCD saga: The Battle with the most unhappy scientist of all time - Dr. Zalost. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.