It starts at the estate. I was looking up some of the latest news stories on the news on our computer.
Me: Lets see. So far nothing has been happening. Wait a minute. "Wet Bandits Still at Large. The notorious bandit thieves Marv Murchins and Harry Lyme escaped from prison on November 27th and police have no clue as to their whereabouts. They are considered to be armed and extremely dangerous." Whoa! These guys look like they are no pushover.
Poison Ivy: You know, Cheetah. The last time we spoke to each other, we were in the Legion of Doom base when you were planning on stealing money to move somewhere.
Cheetah: I know. Funny thing, actually. When I was escaping the police, I ended up in the Louds' basement.
Gwen: So you forgot about what happened to Kevin, Sunny?
Sunny: Yeah. When you removed my dark side from me, you removed my memory about what happened to Kevin back in your old dimension.
Gwen: You know what? I think that might be for the best. Me and Ben will find out what happened to Kevin for ourselves.
Me: Boy a lot of things have gone down huh?
Lincoln: They sure have J.D. We've done so much for the world and on our adventures.
Then our phone rang.
Me: I'll get that. (Answers) Hello Team Loud Phoenix Storm Estate, J.D. Knudson speaking.
A split screen appears and I am on the left and a girl with brown hair is on the right.
Megan: Hello J.D. My name is Megan McAllister and me and my little brother Kevin are at our home in Chicago all alone. We think that the wet Bandits are coming back to get us again.
Me: It's a pleasure Megan. And you guys have dealt with the Wet Bandits before?
Megan: Kevin did and the rest of us haven't.
Me: Wow. And I have a strong feeling that they're on their way to get you again. You called the right people Megan. We're on our way.
Megan: Thank you so much J.D.
Me: You're welcome. Bye. (Hangs up) All right guys we have trouble over in Chicago, Illinois. And Shannon we know of your bad history with Chicago so you can sit this one out.
Shannon: Thank you J.D.
Me: Okay. I need, Rachel, Nico, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Eddy, Lynn, Lincoln, Lyra, Liberty & Lee, Lucy, Laney, Lana & Lola, Lisa and Lily, Harley, Poison Ivy, Maria, Ace, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Dallas, Carlota and Earth to come with me.
Lori: Right.
Me: Lets roll!
We set out for Chicago, Illinois.
We arrived at the McAllister home and it was a nice mansion.
Me: Wow! The McAllister house is amazing.
Lola: I know this house! It's the house in Home Alone!
Lana: Those movies were awesome!
Me: So those movies are real. Awesome.
We go up to the door and knock on it. Megan answered.
Megan: Yes?
Me: Are you Megan McAllister?
Megan: Yes. J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. We're glad you all came. Come on in.
We go inside and Megan and her little brother Kevin explained everything.
Megan: So you see the Wet Bandits were after my brother Kevin twice and he arrested them both times.
Kevin M.: That's right. The first time was here at home and the second time was when I was lost in New York City.
Lola: You were in New York City all by yourself?
Kevin M.: Yeah. I accidentally got on the wrong flight when we were supposed to go Miami, Florida and I accidentally got on a flight to New York City.
Me: Whoops. And you wound up 791 miles from home.
Kevin M.: That's right.
Maria: So these scumbags harrass Kevin every Christmas?!
Megan: That about sums it up. I bet my friend and pen pal Cornelia Hale never has to deal with this kind of stuff in Heatherfield.
Me: I'm sure she would. I know Cornelia Hale of Heatherfield and she would be having a field day I'll bet. Christmas is not for 16 to 17 days and they busted out way too early.
Lincoln: Probably because Marv is really stupid.
Laney: My thoughts exactly.
Me: Megan is your family as chaotic as Lincoln's family?
Megan: Chaotic is an extreme understatement. Our family has 15 in it.
Me: 15!? Holy mackerel!
Laney: That's a lot of people for one family.
Lori: It literally is.
Dallas: That is something.
Carlota: It sure is.
Me: I know that feeling. When I moved to Michigan with my family and I met Lincoln and his family I was shocked that they lived in a tiny house.
Kevin M.: How many people do you have in your family Lincoln?
Lincoln: Before J.D. Knudson and my triplet siblings it was 14.
Megan: Wow!
Me: Yep. The Loud Family comprised of Lynn Sr. and Rita and their 15 kids. Lyra, Liberty and Lee disappeared long ago and I found them up in North Pole, Alaska. It's a long story. In a small house as big as it was before it was summed up in 2 words: ABSOLUTE CHAOS!
Kevin M.: Wow.
Megan: That's amazing! I can't believe that you didn't snap from all that pressure with all that.
Lincoln: I was saying exactly the same thing but I wouldn't trade it for the world.
Me: Yep. Before me it was a total nightmare. But as time went by I became like a light at the end of the tunnel for them and made the Loud Family a better family.
Lori: J.D. and his family have made us into better people and we became a great family and a powerful force for good.
Leni: It's been totes wonderful for us.
Luna: It sure has dudes.
Me: Lets not brag about it guys. Anyway Megan where is the rest of your family now?
Megan: They're over in Hawaii and won't be back for 3 more weeks.
Lynn: Wow. Your family likes to travel a lot don't they?
Megan: We do. It's part of our tradition. We go on an annual trip to another part of the world around Christmas.
Me: I believe it. We went on a huge global trip 8 months ago and it was awesome. But lets talk about that later. We have some bandits to take down.
Megan: You know what, J.D.? I think I might have to suggest to Mom about moving to Royal York. After all, Kevin's been there before.
Me: Good idea. We can place your family under our protective custody. Plus Kevin was in New York City. We came from a place called Gotham Royal York. It's a fusion of 3 cities. Gotham, New York City and Royal Woods.
Megan: Oh wow! That must be a huge city!
Me: It's much bigger than New York that's for sure. 46 million people.
Megan: Whoa!
Kevin M.: Megan, thanks for growing so close to me over the last few years.
Megan: No problem, Kevin. Anything for my little brother. Now if only Buzz and the others can follow my example.
Me: We'll set them straight. Now lets get to work.
Kevin M.: I'll be right back.
Kevin went up to his room and he came back with a rolled up blueprint set. He unrolled them and we saw an elaborately placed set of booby traps all over the house.
Me: Wow. These traps are all genius Kevin.
Lisa: Indeed. These elaborately placed incapacitation devices; street name: Booby Traps are all very well set up.
Megan: They sure are Lisa.
Me: Yeah. Ace you can use your powers to make some of the traps real without damaging the house right?
Ace: I can do that J.D.
Me: Okay. Megan, Kevin we're also going to be demonstrating some of our fighting techniques as well so you may want to be ready just in case.
Megan: Okay. We saw you guys on the news all the time. You guys are incredible.
Me: Thank you. Lets get to work guys.
We set up all kinds of booby traps all over the house in and out. It took us 2 hours to do it.
Me: All right it's all set. Megan, Kevin, you are about to see Team Loud Phoenix Storm in action.
Megan: We know you all can do it.
Me: And if we cause any damage I'll reimburse you for it.
Kevin M.: No worries.
Me: Lets get em.
Outside we saw a van pull up to the house.
Me: That's them. (Imitating Mr. Incredible) Showtime.
Kevin had a BB gun ready.
We had the door unlocked and they came in and when Harry poked his head in he saw Lola.
Lola: Surprise.
Lola fired a blast of fire and burned the top of his head and he screamed in pain.
He ran out to a snow pile and put his head in and extinguished his head. But his hat was gone.
Marv came in.
Lisa: Greetings.
Lisa had a bunch of nails skewer his feet and he screamed in pain as they went through his foot. He fell back and landed on the concrete steps.
Me: I hope his prison has insurance coverage for tetanus shots.
Lana: No kidding.
Outside Marv and Harry went to the windows and they were slipping and sliding along the way. Lana had turned the whole path into a path of ice with her powers.
Harry: Geez! This path is slippery!
They opened the window and were climbing through it. But Marv had no shoes on because the nails yanked them off.
Marv: Tell me something, Harry. When you said piece of cake, was this even close to what you had in mind?!
Harry: I don't appreciate your tone, Marv! This situation isn't even my fault to begin with!
Marv: Well, it certainly isn't mine!
Harry: Oh no? You're the one who made a lot of noise!
Marv: And you're the one who suggested on killing the kid when there were still people around?
Nico: Ok, do you two want some time alone to finish your argument?
Marv and Harry: STAY OUTTA THIS!
Marv came in and he stepped on some Christmas Ornaments on the floor and screamed in pain.
Marv: I'M GONNA KILL THOSE KIDS!
Lincoln: Try this on though.
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning from his fingers and the lightning got his hands and started electrocuting him badly. Lincoln increased the voltage and Marv's skeleton started showing as he was screaming in pain. He was screaming like a little girl. Lincoln stopped and Marv was twitching on the floor with lightning arching all over him.
Earth: That was awesome Linky.
Lyra: It sure was.
Harry came in and I flipped him over and on his right hand was a burn scar with the letter M on it.
Me: Whoa. That's a nasty scar you have here.
Harry: Yeah that little kid burned me the first time with a red hot doorknob.
Me: He sure left his mark on you huh?
Laney formed a cactus gun and fired cactus balls at their faces.
BANG BANG!
They screamed in pain.
Laney formed a paddle made of a cactus and she handed a bigger one to Poison Ivy.
Laney: This'll cause some serious pain.
Poison Ivy: It sure will Laney.
They went over and slapped them with the cactus paddles and they screamed in excruciating pain.
Poison Ivy: Merry Christmas, darlings! (punches Harry)
Harley: And Happy New Years', chumps! (hits Marv with her hammer)
Black Widow punched Harry in the face and Lola punched Harry in the crotch and he screamed like a little girl.
Lola: Lets use our combo on him Natasha.
Black Widow: (Russian Accent) You got it Lola.
Lola fired a blast of fire and Black Widow fired a blast of lightning.
Black Widow and Lola: FIRE SPIDER CROTCHCRUNCHER!
The blasts combined and turned into a spider with big spiked boxing gloves on 6 of its 8 legs and struck Harry multiple times with a ferocious flurry of fisticuffs on his face and the crotch.
Lola: That was awesome!
Black Widow: It sure was.
Hawkeye bashed Marv with his bow and Lana grabbed Marv's hands and froze them together. Dallas fired two arrows and they pinned him to the wall as his screamed in pain.
Me: Awesome shots Dallas.
Dallas: Thanks J.D. Archery is my strongest weapon. I am a true marksman.
Me: I can see that.
Lana: Lets use our combo on him Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: You got it Lana.
Lana fired a stream of ice lightning and Hawkeye fired a bunch of arrows.
Hawkeye and Lana: SUBZERO ARROW CROTCHKICKERS!
The ice lightning turned the arrows into spiked mace balls of pure ice and they slammed into Marv's crotch with tremendous force.
Me: (WINCES) OOH! Ouch!
Nico: Right where the sun doesn't shine.
Rachel: Ouch! But these two deserve it.
Me: Now it's my turn.
I walk up to them and I have my gun ready.
Me: Kevin, Megan you guys may want to plug your ears.
Megan: Okay.
They did so.
Me: Merry Christmas you (Censored) Filthy Animals.
I shoot them in the legs with my gun and paralyze them for life.
Me: And a Happy (Censored) New Year.
I blow the smoke out of the muzzle.
Lynn: That was awesome J.D.
Me: Thanks Lynn.
The police arrived and arrested them.
Me: What a couple of losers.
Megan: You guys are awesome!
Kevin M.: You guys sure showed them!
Nico: Thanks guys.
Me: Lets fix this place back up before the rest of your family comes home.
We did so and then the following morning everyone got home early.
Megan: Oh they're back early.
Me: Okay.
Peter M.: Megan, Kevin?
Kevin M.: Hey dad.
Peter M.: Thank goodness you are okay son.
Me: Mr. McAllister? Sorry to intrude like this. I'm J.D. Knudson, Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Peter M.: Oh wow! You are widely known all over. It's an honor to meet you.
Me: It's a pleasure too. We have quite a story to tell you. Plus on behalf of Team Loud Phoenix Storm we apologize for having you all come home early.
Kate M.: It's all right J.D. But thank you.
Me: You're welcome.
In the living room we told them all about Kevin and his history with the notorious Wet Bandits.
Buzz: Are you serious!?
Me: We're dead serious. Kevin encountered the Wet Bandits twice here in Chicago and once in New York City. They broke out of jail 3 weeks ago and targeted your home twice. Megan and Kevin called us and we came to help out and stop them.
Kate M.: It's good you did J.D. Thank you so much.
Me: You're welcome Mrs. McAllister.
Kate M.: Please call me Kate.
Me: Sorry. But also we have a proposition for you all.
Megan: Mom, Dad, because of the history Kevin has with the Wet Bandits, I want us all to move to Gotham Royal York.
Me: I know this is very sudden for all of you. But because of everything that happened, you will be placed into the protection of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Peter M.: We appreciate the offer J.D. Thank you. What do you all think?
Buzz: I think it's a great idea.
Everyone agreed.
Peter M: It's settled. We'll move to Gotham Royal York.
Lori: Also we need to discuss about your treatment towards Kevin.
Me: And I have some visual aids to show you.
Megan cut the lights and I showed them all a slideshow of our exploits in the battle against the Revenge Squad. When it was done the lights came back on.
Me: What you just saw was a slideshow of us fighting against all the villains we faced throughout our adventures. And that was all but just a small sliver of our power. We have done a lot, yes. But this slideshow is not to brag about our adventure. It's to warn you. Your treatment of Kevin has been absolutely deplorable.
Megan: That's right guys! Your treatment towards my little brother is disgusting! When we reunited with him in New York he and I have gotten closer than ever. I can't believe I was like that towards him.
Lynn: And if you keep this up I'll give you guys the biggest and worst ever Dutch Oven you've ever had in your lives!
Me: And we are not bluffing. Trust me guys. Lynn's notorious for her Dutch Ovens and they smell like rotten raw sewage amplified 100-fold.
They shook in fear.
Me: Good. Now I believe that you all owe Kevin an apology and make it a real and sincere one.
McAllisters: Sorry Kevin.
Me: What do you think Kevin?
Kevin M.: It's gonna take me a while to forgive you all but that's a good start.
Me: Okay. They have all the time in the world. Now lets get you all to your new home.
I snap my fingers and the McAllister family and their possessions were beamed into a much bigger house and it had many rooms. Their house was located next door to the estate. Things for the McAllisters just got a whole lot better. The Wet Bandits were locked away in the Uranus Prison for all eternity.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
Home Alone and Home Alone 2 were my favorite movies back when I was a child and McCauley Culkin did a great job in both movies back in 1990 and 1992. The Loud's and the McAllister families are both similar in every way. CHAOS ON STEROIDS. Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern did a great job as the Wet Bandits and they were funny bad guys. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
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