It starts at the movie theater. Leni and Ed were on a date and they were heading to the snack bar.

Leni: I'm gonna head to the bathroom Ed.

Ed: Okay.

Leni did so. But just after Leni was finished in the bathroom, something got to her and she screamed in agony. She came out and she smelled horrible! But Leni thought it was nothing. What she didn't know however is that she had just been sprayed by a skunk.

Leni walks over to a line of three men waiting at movie theater

Leni: Hey, you guys want to hear a movie theater joke?

Leni's stench reaches the men and they make disgusted noises.

Man #1: You tryin' to kill us?!

The men walk out murmuring.

Ed: What's wrong Leni?

Leni: Everyone is running away from me. You think I'm ugly.

Ed: Leni no you are not ugly! You are the most beautiful girl I know.

Leni: Really?

Ed: You sure are.

Miranda: You're about to become an ugly girl!

Ed and Leni saw Miranda, Mark Mardon A.K.A. the Weather Wizard and Emil Blonsky A.K.A. The Abomination.

Weather Wizard: You are the ugliest girl ever.

But Ed got Angry and if there's one thing that Ed hates above all others it's having someone insult his girlfriend.

Ed (angry): What is wrong with you people?! Afraid to look ugliness in the face? [he picks up Leni] Well, here! Look at it! [the stench pours into the the three villains] It's ugly, isn't it?! [he points Leni at Miranda] You look at it!

Leni: Hello.

Miranda runs off. Ed points Leni at Weather Wizard.

Ed: You look at it!

Leni: Hi.

Weather Wizard runs off.

Ed: [points Leni at Abomination, who runs off] Look at it! [by now, all 3 villains have run off] Look at it! Look at it! Look at it! I want all of you to look at it!

Watching from afar was Mick Rory A.K.A Heat Wave and Leonard Snart A.K.A. Captain Cold.

Heat Wave (watches Leni from afar): Think we should take her out, Snart?

Captain Cold: No. She's already suffering enough. Besides, that stench is too much even for us.

Heat Wave: Lets go then.

They left.

Ed: Come on Leni lets go home.

Leni: I'm sorry I ruined our date.

Ed: Aw you didn't ruin our date Leni. No matter what happens we can always try again.

Leni: Aw thanks Ed.


At home Ed and Leni came in.

Me: Hey guys. (Sniffs) OH YUCK!

Toxin: Whoa! That's a strong stench!

Nico: What is that horrible smell!?

Me: Ed have you been rolling around in garbage?

Ed: No it's not me.

Billy: Ew! Who stepped on a duck?!

Me: Billy have you been rolling in raw sewage!?

Billy: No it's not me!

Me: Computer where is that smell coming from!?

Computer: Scanning.

It found the source.

Computer: Source of smell found. Leni has been sprayed by a skunk.

Me: A Skunk!?

Nico: That is the stinkiest animal in the world!

Lori: Leni you literally smell horrible!

Blunk: It's alright, Leni. Blunk smells bad too!

Donatello: I bet Grodd and his goons already heard about this. They're probably laughing at us too.

Me: I have a feeling they are.

Eddy: This reminds me of the time that a skunk sprayed me.

Me: That was during the Cursed Telephone Incident right?

Eddy: It was J.D.

Leni (to Clawful): You're not bothered by my stench?

Clawful: Of course not. I was teammates with Stinkor before you guys threw him in prison.

Leni (sadly): Don't worry about me, guys. I'm just going to live outside for the rest of my bad smelling life.

Leni went outside to the backyard.

Me: Poor Leni. Guys we have to get rid of that stench.

Lincoln: We're gonna have to use different methods to try and get her clean.

Lisa: I have one of those solutions. We can use our combo attacks on her to get her clean.

Me: If they can be good for combat they can be good for cleaning.

Ed: And I will do everything I can to help Leni!

Eddy (to Ed): You must really want to help Leni if you're willing to skip buttered toast and gravy.

Ed: Well, can you really blame me?

Kevin: Of course not.

Double D: But Ed, I think this job is more suited for your normal self and not Edzilla.

Me: Lets go help her!

We went out to the backyard and we saw Leni crying and she made a grab for one of Stewie's blasters! We knew what she was gonna do. Lori grabbed the blaster and gave it to me.

Lori had just stopped Leni from shooting herself with Stewie's blaster.

Lori: LENI, WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU TRYING TO DO?!

Leni: (Crying) I CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS! LOOK AT ME! I SMELL HORRIBLE!

I got behind Leni and pinched her neck and she was knocked out.

Kevin: What did you do dude?

Me: I learned that on television. It's the Vulcan Nerve Pinch. It's a very clever method Spock did.

Laney: That's a genius method.

Lincoln: I saw that on Star Trek and that is a clever move.

Me: Yep. But Vulcan's are twice as strong as a human and they have to have incredible strength in order to perform it.

Edd: Very resourceful.

Me: Thanks Double D.

Irma: Lets tie her up to a chair so she can't do this again.

Me: Good idea Irma.

We did so and Leni woke up. We had nose plugs on.

Me: Good morning sleeping beauty.

Leni: What happened?

Laney: J.D. knocked you out with a move he saw on TV.

Me: Are you better now Leni?

Leni: I think so.

Taranee: We're not taking any chances.

Leni (tied up): This isn't necessary, guys. I told you I'm fine.

Irma: Well, excuse us if we don't believe you. We're not gonna risk you trying to commit suicide again!

Me: Right now we need to focus on getting rid of that skunk smell. The last thing we need is to have the whole house smell horrible.

Pepe Le Pew and Fifi Le Fume appeared and they were hugging Leni.

Pepe: (French Accent) Ah but I think you smell wonderful my darling.

Fifi: (French Accent) Oh yes madam. You smell like ze wonderful smell of victory.

Me: Pepe Le Pew and Fifi Le Fume.

Pepe: Ah ze famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It is an honor to meet ze most famous superhero crimefighting group in ze world.

Me: Pleasure too.

Kevin (to Pepe Le Pew): No offense, Pepe. But right now isn't the best time for you to hang out with us.

Me: Yeah. You didn't spray Leni did you?

Pepe: Oh goodness no. Zat was a skunk sent by ze evil villainous Captain Cold.

Me: Leonard Snart A.K.A. Captain Cold?

Lana: We can get him later. Lets just focus on getting Leni clean.

Me: Okay.

Ultra-Humanite: I think I might be able to help you all out.

We saw Ultra-Humanite.

William: So, after weeks of living by yourself, why decide to join the Redemption Squad now?

Ultra Humanite: Let's just say that I could make a difference in helping people like Leni.

Flash: And he did betray Luthor and help me that one Christmas.

Me: That's true. All right lets get Leni cleaned up.

Buttercup: If we don't help Leni soon, she'll end up going to that island that I went to that one time I refused to take a bath!

Me: That is horrible.

Lincoln: It's time to put Operation: Get Leni Clean So We Won't Hurl Our Guts Out All Over The House And Make Her Smell Like Flowers And Also Think Of A Shorter Name For This Operation Into Action!

Me: How about Operation: Leni Fumigation?

Lincoln: Much better.

Me: Lets do it!

We put noseplugs on and we did everything we could think of to help Leni. We used Tomato Juice, Air Fresheners, Perfume, Vinegar, Soap and Water, nothing worked.

Ultra-Humanite used cleaning ray guns and chemicals but nothing worked.

Lisa: Perhaps our combo can work.

Stewie: Lets go Lisa!

Maria: Lets do it!

Stewie and Lisa fired a stream of soap and bubbles that smelled like watermelons and bubblegum and Maria fired a blast of water and liquid soap.

Lisa, Stewie and Maria: BUBBLE BATH SOAP STREAM!

The blasts combined and turned into a huge stream of Soap and it drenched Leni.

Laney: Did it work?

We smelled her and the smell was still there.

Me: Nope it's still there.

Muriel, Francesca and Courage tried their remedies for Skunk but none were successful.

Jonny: Plank and I came up with a story to cheer you up, Leni. It's called, 'The Ugly Rabbit.' [Leni listens attentively] Once there was an ugly rabbit. He was so ugly that everyone died! The end. [Jonny grins, oblivious to his story's bad message]

Leni (sobs): That didn't help at all.

Kevin: Jonny, we're supposed to help Leni, not make her feel worse!

Lana: I have an idea. J.D. I need a lift to Tanzania.

Me: You got it Lana!

I used Instant Transmission and we went to Tanzania and we found Timon and Pumbaa.

Lana: Timon, Pumbaa!

Pumbaa: Oh hey Lana!

Timon: What's going on guys?

Me: It's great to see you guys. But we have a huge emergency.

Lana: My big sister Leni has been sprayed by a skunk and we need a lot of stinkbugs to help remove the stench.

Me: I've heard of this method. It just might work.

Timon: Skunks are horrible beasts. You came to the right people Lana.

Pumbaa: Stinkbugs can get rid of the smell of skunks for good.

Lana: That's great.

We went around and found a lot of stinkbugs.

Me: These are perfect.

Lana: Thanks for your help Timon and Pumbaa.

Pumbaa: It was our pleasure guys.

Timon: Whoever threw that Skunk in with Leni is gonna get it big time. That stupid Mook.

Me: Hakuna Matata guys. The Legion Of Doom did this so they're gonna get it. See ya.

We teleported back and we had a bad full of stinkbugs.

Me: These just might work for Leni. It's our only chance.

Inque: Ok, if this doesn't cure Leni of her stench, nothing will.

Me: Don't worry. Lets do this.

We go up to Leni and I dumped the bag of Stinkbugs onto her and she was screaming in fear. But the Stinkbugs really worked and the stench crumbled off of Leni and she smelled like a million fresh roses.

Leni: (Sniffs) Finally, that stench is gone!

Me: It worked!

Lori: That literally did the trick!

Luna: It sure did dude.

Ed: Leni I'm glad you're unstinky.

Leni: Thanks to all of you guys and to you Ed.

Ed and Leni kissed.

Everyone: Awwww.

Me: We still have one loose end to tie up. Payback time.

Danny: I know just the ghost to call on.

Danny's eyes glowed green.


At the Legion of Doom headquarters someone knocked on their door and vanished. Grodd answered it and found a box. In the headquarters Grodd opened it and out came the Box Ghost.

Box Ghost: I am the Box Ghost and feel the stench of my skunks of despair!

Hundreds of skunks came out and they sprayed all of the members until they were drenched.

Grodd: Faust. I hope you have some cleaning spells.

Faust: Of course I do. Why?

Grodd: Because for the next few hours, you and Snart are going to work overtime cleaning this whole headquarters up!

DUDUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUNN!

THE END


Another Fanfiction Complete.

Being Skunked is the worst thing that can happen to anyone. Not only do you smell worse than Limburger Cheese, Vomit and Raw sewage combined but nobody even wants to come near you because you stink! The smell is so horrible that you would hurl your guts out. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time