It starts at the estate. Me, Varie and Lily were looking through a photo album.

Me: Boy you've had some funny times Lily.

Lily: I sure did. (Points to a photo) Here's a funny one. This one is where we were watching Operation: Dessert Storm and everyone thought I said the D word.

Varie: Whoops!

Lily: I had an interview for a preschool that day and I wanted donuts. I said Dannet and everyone thought I said the D word.

Me: That's funny. But you only wanted a donut.

[Flashback to countless times the kids have said the word. Lana is fixing Charles' doghouse and hits her finger with her hammer. Lola's princess car comes by honking as Lana shouts the word, canceling out the sound. Lana notices Lily next to her and covers her mouth, realizing what happened. Lola crashes her car into a tree and the airbag's deployment sound cancels out her saying the word. Lily appears behind the tree babbling and Lola covers her mouth. Cut to Lisa singing on her headphones.]

Lisa: You're less than Pluto, not even a planet / When you hear my fresh rhymes, you gonna say-

[She steps on a squeaky toy on the word that rhymes with "planet", which Lily seemed to have noticed. She covers her mouth. Segue to Lori and Leni in the laundry room fighting over a sweater.]

Lori: It's my sweater!

Leni: No it's not, Lori! It's mine!

Lori: Bobby gave it to me for our second anniversary!

[Both of them pull the sweater so hard, it tears in half. They shout the "D" word at the moment the washing machine buzzes. Lily pops out of the laundry basket, and the two oldest sisters cover their mouths upon seeing her. Transition to Lincoln playing a Wii styled game. Because he wasn't wearing the wrist strap, he tosses the Wiimote at the TV, which causes it to crash and shatter, its sound dubbing over Lincoln's swearing. He then notices Lily on the sofa and covers his mouth. Next is Lynn practicing her baseball pitches into her soccer net. One ball bounces off her head and lands in their neighbor's yard. A lawn mower sound is heard, indicating it shredded the ball. Lynn screams with the mower's sound being too loud to hear her say the word. Lily opens the window and Lynn covers her mouth upon noticing her. Luna is tuning her guitar string, but it breaks. She screams with a guitar riff dubbing over her scream. Lily appears behind her amplifier and she covers her mouth. End flashback.]

We laughed.

Me: That was too funny.

Lily: I think Lucy is rubbing off on me.

The doorbell rang and Lincoln went and got it. He opened the door and found Liam and in his arms was a cute bunny.

Lincoln: Hey Liam.

Liam: (Southern Accent) Hey bro. My dad and I are going out of town for the weekend to spend some quality time together and can you watch my bunny Spot for me?

Lincoln: Sure.

Red Hood: (to Liam) You want us to watch your rabbit?

Liam: Yep. He's the cutest bunny.

Me: He's an adorable bunny.

Luan: He sure is. Looks like Gary has a new playmate.

Me: He sure does. But sure Liam. We'll be more than happy to watch him.

Liam: Aw thanks guys.

Carmen: (kisses Liam) Have fun with your dad, Liam.

Liam: Aw thanks my Fiery Dumpling. (Leaves) See ya'll later.

Me: Have a good time Liam.

Taranee: I thought Liam's dad didn't want anything to do with him anymore.

Me: Well you can blame Cletus Kasady for that.

Will: That homicidal maniac?

Varie: Yep. He impersonated J. Jonah Jameson and told everyone that metahumans are evil and because of him Liam's father disowned him. But they made up quickly after we killed Cletus Kasady.

Taranee: Well that's a relief.

Will: Mr. Huggles, I'd like you to meet Liam's rabbit.

Mr. Huggles and Spot got along great.

Poison Ivy: Cornelia, doesn't Lillian have a pet cat named Napoleon?

Cornelia: She sure does Pamela and he's actually the familiar of the Heart of Earth.

Me: That is cool! I heard about that.

Luna: Hey dudes. What's up?

Me: Hey Luna. We've been tasked to look after Liam's pet bunny Spot while he's out of town.

Luna: Aw he's so cute.

Luna was petting him.

Luna: He's so soft and adorable. (Toilet Flushes)

Luna's eyes watered and then she sneezed.

Luna: ACHOOO!

Me: Bless you Luna.

Luna: Thanks J.D.

Her nose then tickled and then she sneezed again.

Luna: ACHOOOO! (Elephant Trumpets)

The sneeze blew her back and she landed on the couch.

Me: Wow! What a sneeze.

Eddy: Didn't Lumpy have that same problem?

Edd: He sure did Eddy. First Ed would sneeze explosively, then he would get these ugly purple spots and welts all over his body...

Luna got ugly purple spots and welts all over her.

Luna: WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!?

Edd: Then various parts of Ed's body would swell up. First it was his foot, then his nose, then his other foot, then both hands and the cycle repeated.

Luna went through exactly what Edd said.

Edd: Then his body inflated like a balloon and he was floating.

Me: Like that Double D!?

We saw Luna inflated to the size of a blimp and she was floating.

Luna: HELP ME DUDES! I'M A BLIMP!

Me: Holy mackerel!

Laney: Geez! What happened to her?

Me: I think this is an allergy.

Lincoln: It sure looks like it.

Eddy: Geez! This is exactly like what Ed went through.

Me: Lets get her down guys.

Luna: Geez I am so itchy.

Lynn: Lets poke a hole in her and let all the air out.

Edd: The pressure could cause her to explode.

Me: And the last thing we need is to see one of our friends blood and guts splattered all over the place.

Sarah: This is an unusual allergic reaction.

Me: Lets tie her down and run some tests.

We did so.

We tied her down with ropes.

Me: I'm sorry we have to do this Luna. But it's the only thing to keep you from floating away.

Luna: I understand dude.

Lisa: I believe I know what's wrong with you 3rd born elder sister. You appear to be allergic to animals of the Oryctolagus group; Street name: Domestic rabbits.

Me: Luna's allergic to rabbits?

Lincoln: Oh my gosh. I didn't know.

Me: I don't think any of us knew.

Poromon: You've never shown that allergy around me, Luna.

Mindy: That's because you don't have a lot of fur compared to animals like rabbits.

Lionel Cook: I feel your pain, Luna. I'm allergic to fur as well.

Elena: Starfire, don't you have allergies as well?

Starfire: Yes. I am allergic to metallic chromium.

Lana: I'm allergic to Rhubarb.

Killer Frost: (to Lana) You're allergic to Rhubarb?

Lana: I know. It's a strange allergy Louise.

Me: My dad is allergic to short-hair cats. No offense Cliff.

Cliff meows.

Laney: He says none taken.

Nazz: I'm allergic to Clams.

Rusty: I'm allergic to hot sauce.

Bart Simpson: I'm allergic to shrimp.

Bentley: I'm allergic to tomatoes.

Sakura: I discovered that I am allergic to black pepper.

Me: Really?

Naruto: Yeah it's true bro. I accidentally took a vial of black pepper with me after having lunch after a mission and I sneezed on Sakura and she had an allergic reaction to it.

Sakura: They thought I contracted a lethal Chakra Virus that was eradicated ages ago.

Me: Whoops!

Naruto: I'm sorry Sakura.

Sakura: It's not your fault Naruto.

Sam Sparks: I'm allergic to peanuts.

Me: Most of us have allergies all across the board.

Eddy: Yeah and Ed is allergic to Bunnies, Eels and Butterscotch Pudding.

Leni: Guys, where's Ed?

Xion: He's out of town, Leni.

Leni: Oh yeah.

Gali: Does anyone have ideas on how to get rid of Luna's allergies?

Me: Before we do that we have to help Luna get rid of the swelling.

Eddy: We tried using a whole jar of cold cream on Ed. Then we used Talcum Powder to get rid of his itching.

Edd: And lastly we used ice to get rid of the swelling.

Me: Okay. Lisa do we have enough Talcum Powder?

Lisa pulled out a huge container of Talcum Powder.

Lisa: Affirmative 2nd Elder Brother.

Me: That will work. We also need a big enough ice bag.

Laney pulled out a big ice bag.

Laney: This oughta be big enough.

Me: That will work. Lana you and Killer Frost will make enough ice.

Lana: You got it.

Killer Frost: This is gonna be awesome!

Me: Okay lets use the Talcum powder first. Lori, we're gonna need a fan wind to blow it at her.

Lori: You literally got it J.D.

She blew wind at Luna like a room fan and I dumped the powder and it blew at Luna and covered her.

Luna: That was fun dudes.

Me: Okay. Here comes the ice Luna.

I pulled out a whistle.

Me: (Blows whistle) Bucket Brigade lets move!

Lana and Killer Frost filled up the buckets with ice and dumped it into the ice bag. The ice bag was full and huge.

Me: That oughta do it.

Nico: Let me help J.D.

Me: Sure man.

Me and Nico lifted the bag and put it on Luna.

Me: There.

Luna: (Shivering) This is cold d-d-d-dudes.

The ice worked and Luna's swelling went down.

Me: That's better. But while spot is here we need to protect her from getting allergies again.

The Loud Rabbits were with us.

Luna: (to the Loud Rabbits) Don't take it personally, dudes. I'm just allergic to rabbits.

Warren: We understand Luna.

Luna received a text from Bridget.

Luna: (Reads text) Lots of people are allergic to rabbits and we understand.

Beverly: Yeah it's not fun.

Me: I think I can fix that.

I fired a stream of light at the rabbits and they were human!

Me: I used my magic to make you human when you are here with us and when you go home you will turn back to your rabbit forms.

Betty: Good idea J.D.!

Brenda: I hate being a human!

Beth: (Sleepy) It's gonna be cool.

She plopped onto the sofa and was out like a light.

Blair: She's out like a light.

Me: That Narcolepsy is bad.

Maria: Luna, we really have to do something about your allergies.

Me: Yeah.

Sam S.L.: Luna, have you tried stuffing your nose with tissues?

Luna: I never really thought of that.

Luna did so.

Surprisingly it worked and we watched Spot until Sunday. Liam came home.

Liam: Thanks for watching Spot for me guys.

Me: You're welcome Liam. I'm glad we could help.

Liam: Well I had a lot of fun with pa and it was great.

Lincoln: We're glad Liam.

Later as we were watching TV Bart came.

Bart: Hey guys look at this.

Bart showed me a patch. It had a double-head hammer.

Me: What's this for Bart?

Bart: I found that in the ruins of an old building in Springfield.

Homer: Hey guys. (Gasp) I know that patch.

Me: What is this patch for Mr. Simpson?

Homer: This patch is from the secret society called The Stonecutters.

Me: The Stonecutters?

Bart: They were some club dad joined.

Homer: Yeah. They controlled all of the things all over the world. It's been that way for years.

Me: They sounded like a stupid cult. And it's times like these I'm glad we blew up Springfield. That town and Quahog were towns of idiots.

Lincoln: You said it J.D.

We laughed.

Batgirl: (To the viewers) Allergies are no fun guys. They can be very debilitating and can be taxing on your health and your life.

Me: You said it Batgirl.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Complete.

I got the idea for this one out of the blue from LunaLoudFan10's story Rabbits and Sneezes and that story was funny. Credit goes to you for a great story and thanks for the inspiration. Allergies are no fun. Especially when they make you break out in hives or cause you to go into shock. I also wanted to make this chapter like the Ed Edd N Eddy episode Flee Bitten Ed. That was a funny episode. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time