The FAKE Drabble Files

by badly-knitted

A collection of FAKE drabbles to go with my Torchwood drabble collection. They'll probably be mainly Dee/Ryo and I've rated the collection T to cover anything I might write. If you've read any of my Torchwood drabbles, you'll know I live for variety and anything goes, though my writing is primarily on the fluffy side.

1287. Hands Off

Title: Hands Off

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Ted, Dee, Ryo.

Rating: PG

Setting: After the manga.

Summary: An incident at work leads to the whole SCU having to attend a seminar.

Written Using: The dw100 prompt 'Rumour'.

Disclaimer: I don't own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.

A/N: Double drabble.

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"I heard a rumour," Ted muttered as he and the rest of the two-seven's Serious Crimes Unit took their seats in the packed lecture hall.

"Yeah? What about?" Dee didn't particularly care, but it was something to talk about while they waited for the lecturer to arrive.

"That the only reason we've gotta take this stupid Sexual Harassment seminar is 'cause you can't keep your hands of Ryo's ass."

"What?" Dee's head jerked around, and he stared incredulously at his friend. "I mean yeah, Ryo's got an ass to die for, but durin' work hours it's strictly off limits." He knew only too well that if he didn't obey his lover's rules there'd be no touching outside of work either. "I haven't laid a finger on him."

Beside him, Ryo was blushing furiously. "Dee's right, it wasn't him. I was halfway under my desk, trying to reach the pen I dropped, and Janet pinched my butt. It was only meant as a joke, but it startled me, I almost hit my head, and I might've shouted something…" He trailed off, his blush deepening as he remembered yelling, "Get your hands off my frickin' ass!"

Dee growled. "I'm gonna kill Janet!"

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The End