*It was a rainy day in Gotham Royal York.*
We were in our garage working on our roadsters and reloading our weapons after the Volcano Race in Iceland.
Me: So Lori how did it feel to win your first ever race?
Lori: It was literally the most amazing experience I ever had! All my friends couldn't stop talking about it.
Me: I believe it Lori.
Laney: I'm glad you had fun Lori.
Lori: Thanks Laney
*Lana walks into the Roadster Garage, smiling happily while being covered in mud.*
Lana: *happily* Ahh. Nothing beats a rainy day! It's makes so much mud!
*Lincoln was fixing his roadster's hydraulics when he noticed her.*
Lincoln: *rolls out from under his roadster, sits up* Hey, Lana. You seem happy.
Lana: *smiles* Well, duh! It's rainy and muddy!
*Lincoln smiles at his little sister's amusement with mud.*
Me: Lana you love the mud.
*Then, the racing channel comes on the ceiling TV.*
Lana: *notices it* Hey, the racing channel's on.
Lincoln: *notices it* Yep. Looks like there's a new race.
Lana: *gets thrilled* Ooh! Wonder what it is this time!
Me: Lets find out.
*Billy Natson was on live, next to a muddy racetrack as it rained.*
Billy Natson: *on TV* Hidy Ho, roadster fans! Billy Natson here! Are you ready to get those racing wheels dirty? Then get ready for the Off-Road Mud Bowl! That's right, on a rainy day like this, there's nothing exciting than racing on a muddy, off-road course! *holds up a trophy that's covered in mud* And whoever wins gets the Mud Bowl Trophy! If you're ready, go get those wheels muddy and dirty!
Lincoln: Well, what do you know? It's an off-road race.
Me: That sounds like a fun race guys!
Lana: *exctied* My kind of race!
Lincoln: *smiles* Thought so, you are a tomboy, Lana.
Lana: *excited* It's in my blood!
Me: What do you say Nico? You up for it?
Nico: You bet I am J.D.
Lincoln: *smiles* Yep. Unfortunately, Lola is Lana's opposite. She won't like this.
Varie: No she won't.
Lana: *rolls her eyes* So? I already knew that.
Lincoln: Just a reminder.
Lola: *off-screen* Reminder about what?
*Lincoln and Lana turn around and see Lola entering the garage in her daily driver.*
Lincoln: *rubs his head* Hey, Lola. There's an off-road race happening today, the Off-Road Mud Bowl. Since it's raining, it's gonna be full of mud.
*Lola makes a disgusted face.*
Lola: *disgusted* Seriously? Ugh, gross... There's NO way I'm getting me and my roadster dirty, so count me out.
Lincoln: *smiles* Okay, Lola. You don't have to race. We understand how disgusting it is for you.
Me: Yeah we figured you wouldn't like to race off-road.
Lana: *smiles* Yeah, it's fine. I'd hug you, but I don't wanna get you muddy.
Lola: *smiles* Thanks for understanding, guys.
Me: You're welcome Lola.
*Lincoln smiles and rustles Lola's hair, making the pageant queen giggle.*
Lincoln: C'mon, Lana. We better tell the others.
Lana: *nods* Okay!
Lincoln: *to Lola* See ya after the race, Lola. Stay dry now.
Lola: *smiles* I will, Linky!
*Lincoln rustles Lola's hair again, then he and Lana go outside.*
*The rest of the sisters were outside the garage, all wearing raincoats as they sat in their Daily Drives.*
*Leni was talking to their boyfriend on the phone. Lincoln could hear the conversation between the couple.*
*The others were doing their usual hobbies in their Daily Drivers, like Lynn kicking her soccer ball, Luan working on her pranks, and etc.*
*Luna was tuning her guitar, when she noticed her cyborg brother and tomboy sister walking towards them.*
Me: Hey guys!
Luna: *waves at them* Hey, dudes!
Lincoln: *smiles* Hey, Luna.
Lana: *waves back* Hey, Luna!
*The others notice them and give out their greetings.*
Lincoln: *smiles* It's Roadster Racing time.
Lynn: *grins* Sweet! A new race!
Lisa: What is it about this time?
*Lincoln and Lana tell them about the Off-Road Mud Bowl.*
Lori: An off-road race?
Lisa: *scratches her chin* Hm, sounds promising.
Aylene C.: Sounds like a good race. Count me in.
Dexter: An earth race sounds like a scientifically wondrous adventure.
Luna: *grins* Ha! That's sound rad!
Sam S.L: You said it babe!
Lucy: And messy.
Luan: If I had to guess, Lola's not competing, isn't she?
Lola: *inside* No, I'm not!
Luan: *rolls her eyes* Thought so.
Lily: I'm not surprised.
Leni: None of us are. You like, know how she is around dirty stuff.
Lisa: Not once have I seen her get dirty.
Me: Me neither.
Lincoln: Very true. Anyway, let's get to the track!
Sisters: *all smile* Yeah!
Lana: *excited* Let's go!
Lola: Good luck guys.
Me: Thanks Lola.
Varie: If we come back filthy I can clean us up.
Lola: Okay.
*Lincoln and Lana hop into their Daily Drivers, then we all press a button on their dashboards.*
Singers: Roadster Racers, gooooooo!
*The Daily Drivers transform into the siblings' roadsters. They then race off to the Off-Road Mud Bowl.*
Nico: Lets roll!
*On the way there, Lincoln dials up a special someone of Lana's.*
*Meanwhile, Lola stays back and makes sure her Daily Driver is spotless.*
*1 hour later, It was definitely sparkly clean and spotless. She smiles in satisfaction.*
Lola: *smiles, satisfied* Perfect. *scratches her chin* Hmm, wonder if the race started yet.
*She sits in her Daily Driver, picks up the ceiling TV remote, and flips the channel to the racing channel.*
*She sees her siblings driving onto the muddy track, then stop at the starting line.*
Lola: Ooh, it's about to start. *sees the mud on the roadsters' tires, gags* Bleh... Glad I'm not racing on that mucky track...
*At the Mud Bowl.*
Billy: Hidy ho, roadster fans! Billy Natson here, and welcome to the Gotham Royal York Off-Road Mud Bowl!
*The crowd goes wild.*
Billy: This year's Mud Bowl is a race around the outskirts of Gotham Royal York! All off-road! The racers will drive in a muddy circle, not just a simple circle though!
*Lana was the most excited of the siblings.*
Lana: *excited* Oh, yeah! I can't wait! Let's get all muddy!
Lincoln: *chuckles, rolls his eyes* Oh, Lana...
Me: Good think my car is an off-road car too.
Varie: Same here.
Billy: First one back takes the win! Now, here are our racers, Team Loud Phoenix Storm *as we wave to the crowd, Billy notices that one is missing* Or, most of them...
Lincoln: Sorry, Billy. Lola's out on this one.
Billy: Ah, gotcha! The queen of pageants didn't' want to get her perfect self dirty, eh?
Lori: *nods* Literally nailed it on the head, Billy.
Billy: *chuckles* Ah, its understandable! Now, let's get this race started! We don't wanna disappoint the fans, am I right?
Lincoln: *grins* Right you are, Billy! *looks at his sisters* C'mon, guys! Let's roadster up!
Me: Lets shred some dirt baby!
*The crowds cheers as the siblings rev up their roadsters. Krista comes up with the green flag.*
Krista: Alright, let's get this party started! On your marks!
*The roadsters rev up loudly.*
Krista: Get set!
*The tires kick up mud as they squeal.*
Krista: *waves the green flag* Rev up and get muddy!
*The crowd cheers as the racers zoom off.*
Billy: AND THEY'RE OFF!
*At the Roadster Garage.*
*Lola smiles as she watches her siblings begin the race.*
Lola: You got this, guys!
*As the rain poured down, the siblings raced down the muddy off-road track. Their roadsters' wheels were covered in mud.*
Lola: *a bit disgusted* Glad I'm not racing..
*At the Mud Bowl.*
*Lana soon takes the lead, but Lincoln follows close behind.*
Billy: Things are heating up, folks! Lana's in first place! Followed by Lincoln who's in second! And J.D. Knudson in Third!
Lana: *excited* Aw yeah!
Billy: Looks like nothing can stop this tomboy! *sees the first obstacle, which are cows* Except for the first obstacle of the Mud Bowl! A bunch of cows on the track!
Lana: *smirks* Not stopping me!
*Lana easily zooms through the cows, due to her knowledge of animals.*
Me: Oh no you don't. (Pulls a yellow lever) Turbo jump time!
Powerful jump jacks lifted me over the cows with ease.
Me: YEE HAW!
*Lincoln easily dodges through them as well.*
Lincoln: *grins* Ha! Cakewalk!
*Lily did too, due to how small she was.*
Lincoln: *glances back to Lily* Nice job, Lily!
Lily: *gives a thumbs up* Thanks, Linky!
*The others followed suit with a bit of difficulty.*
*Lynn was the last to try and past them.*
Lynn: *growls* Ugh! Come on!
*Unfortunately, there were TOO many cows for her, and she couldn't make it through. So she and her roadster were stuck*
Billy: Ohhhhh! Lynn didn't make it through the cows! I'm afraid she's now out, roadster fans!
Lynn: *upset* Aw, man!
Nico: Aw that stinks.
*The siblings who are left continue the race.*
Lori: *looks behind her, sees Lynn stuck* Hey, looks like Lynn got stuck!
Lisa: *looks behind her, sees Lynn stuck*
Me: Let me help out. SHADOW CLONE!
I form another Race Car and Shadow Clone and it went into helicopter mode and pulled Lynn out.
Clone: There you go Lynn.
Lynn: Thanks J.D.
Clone: You're welcome. I'm a Shadow Clone and decided to help out.
Lynn: Shadow Clones are really versatile.
Aylene pushed a button and jumped over the cows.
*At the Roadster Garage.*
*Lola sees Lynn out of the race.*
Lola: Aww, poor Lynn. Hm, I better call and see if she's feeling alright.
*Lola calls Lynn on the screen of her Daily Driver.*
*At the Mud Bowl.*
Lynn: *sighs* Man, it stinks being the first one out.
*Then, the video screen on the dashboard of her roadster begin to flicker on.*
Lynn: *notices* Huh?
*The screen then flicks on, revealing Lola.*
Lola: *on the screen* Hey, Lynn. It's me.
Lynn: Oh, hey, Lola.
Lola: *on the screen* I saw what happened. Are you okay?
Lynn: *on the phone* Yeah, I'm good. There were just TOO many cows to get around.
Lola: *on the screen* Looked like it. Well, I think you raced really well.
Lynn: *smiles* Thanks, Lola.
*Meanwhile, the siblings race on through the muddy track. Luan starts to close in on Lana.*
Billy: There they go, roadster fans! Lana is still in the lead with Luan closing in!
Luan: *smirks* I'm comin' for ya, Lana!
Lana: *looks back, smirks* Eat my mud, Luan!
*Lana pulls the gear stick back and slams on the gas petal, zooming away from Luan and kicking up mud that splats on the comedian's roadster.*
Luan: *laughs* Oh, I'll "muck" ya on that one, Lana! *races after Lana*
*The siblings head to the next Mud Bowl obstacle.*
Billy: The Loud Kids are heading for the next obstacle, a deep, soggy pond! Can their roadsters get through it?
*At the Roadster Garage.*
*Lola watches her siblings head for the deep, soggy pond.*
Lola: Oh, jeez.
*At the Mud Bowl.*
*Lana and Luan head into the pond. The roadster went into the pond with a loud slush, and the water almost reached the seats. It was slow, but they managed to cross the pond. Their roadsters were now wet and muddy as they slowly race out of the pond.*
Lana: *grins* Ha! Made it!
Luan: *sees how dirty her roadster is* Man, Lola would throw a fit if this happened to her roadster!
Me: Time to fly baby.
I press a button and my car went into jet mode and flew over the pond.
Me: (To the viewers) Pretty spiffy car huh?
Cornelia: That is clever that J.D.'s car can do that.
*Lincoln followed behind Lana and Luan through the deep pond. His roadster was now wet and muddy as he slowly raced out of the pond.*
Lincoln: *sees how dirty his roadster is* Yeesh, it's gonna take a long time to scrub clean my roadster now.
*The others followed suit with difficulty.*
*Unfortunately, the pond was too deep for Leni, so she and her roadster got stuck.*
Leni: *presses the gas petal repeatedly, worried* Eep! Oh, no!
*Same for Lily*
Lily: *sees that she's stuck* Ah!
Billy: Ooh! Leni and Lily are stuck in the pond! Now they're out of this race!
Leni & Lily: *upset* Awww...
*Soon, they and their roadsters were pulled out of the pond by my Shadow Clone and Christa.*
Christa: I got ya, dudettes.
Clone: Same here.
Leni & Lily: *small smile* Thank you.
*Leni and Lily's roadsters were now wet and soggy.*
Lily: *notices how dirty their roadsters were* Gosh, look how dirty our roadsters are! It's gonna take a long time for them to get clean!
Leni: *upset, disgusted* Ugh...
*At the Roadster Garage.*
*Lola witnesses Leni and Lily out of the race.*
Lola: Aw. Poor Leni and Lily. Hope they're alright.
*She then calls them both.*
Leni: *on the Daily Driver video screen* Hello?
Lola: Hey, Leni. Lily.
Leni: *on the Daily Driver video screen* Oh, hi, Lola!
Lily: *on the Daily Driver video screen* Hi, Lola.
Lola: I'm sorry that you guys got out of the race. Are you two okay?
Lily: *on the Daily Driver video screen* We're fine.
Leni: *on the Daily Driver video screen* Though our roadsters are pretty dirty.
Lily: *on the Daily Driver video screen* We can see why you wanted to sit out this race, Lola.
Lola: *disgusted* Yeah. No kidding. Blech...
May: Are you all okay?
Lily: We are May. Thank you.
May: You're welcome.
*At the Mud Bowl.*
*The members of Team Loud Phoenix Storm continued racing down the muddy track, Me, Nico, Laney, Lincoln, Luan, and Lana traded first place a few times.*
Billy: We're heading down to the last stretch, folks. And Lana still has the lead! Lincoln and Luan are fighting for first place too along with Nico, Laney and J.D.! Don't count them out yet!
*At the Roadster Garage.*
Lola: *cheering for her twin* Yay, Lana! Go for it!
*Back at the Mud Bowl, the siblings head for the final obstacle.*
Billy: Here they go, folks. The racers are reaching the final obstacle. A giant muddy hill! The mud there is very wet and very slippery! Let's hope our racers can get over it!
*At the Roadster Garage.*
Lola: Come on, guys! You can do it!
*Back at the Mud Bowl, Lana starts to go over the hill. The mud was very slippery and her roadster slid back a few times as the tires squealed loudly.*
*Never the less, she managed to cross the hill, but with pretty hard difficulty.*
Lana: *sighs in relief* Phew, I got scared for a moment.
*Lincoln and Luan made it as well, not without struggling of course.*
Lincoln: *sighs* That was close.
Luan: *looks behind her* Woah, this almost gave me the "slip"! *laughs*
Me: I don't think so!
I pull a lever and out came a drill auger and it drilled through the muddy hill and made a tunnel.
*The other sisters? Not so much.*
*The mud got all over the other members cars and obscured their view, so they couldn't make it up the hill or see.*
Lori, Luna, Lucy, Lisa: Dang it!
Bill: Wowza! The hill's too slippery for Lori, Luna, Lucy, Lisa! They are outta here, which means there are six racers left in this muddy race!
*Back home, Lola witnesses it all.*
Lola: Looks like the others are out. That means the only ones left are Lincoln, Laney, J.D., Nico, Luan, and no surprise, Lana.
*Me, Nico, Laney, Lincoln, Lana, and Luan were racing down the few last muddy bends of the track.*
*At the Garage.*
Lola: *cheering* Come on, guys! You can do it!
*Lincoln and Luan were close behind Lana.*
Lincoln: *smirks* Look out, Lana! Cyborg on your tail!
Luan: *smirks* And a comedian!
Lana: *looks behind her, smirks* Not for long!
*The six were trading between first, second and third.*
*They were approaching the finish line, making the crowd go wild.*
Billy: Here they come, folks! It's neck and neck for 1st place! Who will cross first?!
Krista: *holding the checkered flag* My gosh! It's gonna be so close!
IT'S GONNA BE REALLY CLOSE!
*Everyone was on the edge of their seats.*
*The siblings cross the finish line, making the crowd go in a frenzy.*
Billy: Wowza! They've done it! J.D., Nico, Laney, Lincoln, Luan, and Lana finished the Off-Road Mud Bowl! But who won?!
Krista: *holding a tablet* The results are in! *gives it to Billy*
Billy: It was a photo finish! The winner is...
*The results show Lana winning by an inch.*
Billy: ...Lana by an inch!
*The crowd and Lola cheered for Lana.*
Me: HOLY MACKEREL!
Laney: WHAT A FINISH!
Lana: *very happy, takes off her racing helmet* Wow! I won! And on a muddy course!
Lincoln: *lifts Lana onto his shoulders* Nice job, Lana.
*Back home.*
*Lola was hopping and cheering around her Daily Driver in delight.*
Lola: *happy* Yippee! Lana won! She won!
*At the course.*
Lana: *smiles happily* Thanks, Lincoln!
Skippy: *off-screen* Only fitting for a tomboy to win a race on a mud course.
*Lana looks and sees her boyfriend, Skippy, who's also covered in mud.*
Lana: *surprised, blushing* S-Skippy?! When did you get here?
Skippy: *smiles* I've been here the entire race!
Lana: *surprised* You were?!
Lincoln: He was, Lana.
Skippy: *grins at Lincoln* Thanks for telling me to come, Lincoln.
Lincoln: *smiles* I knew you wouldn't want to miss a mud course race. Especially with Lana competing in it.
Lana: *smiles* Lincoln, you sneak.
Me: Way to go Lana!
*Lincoln snickers.*
*The other sisters come over to congratulate their tomboy sister.*
Luna: *smiling* Awesome job, Lana!
Leni: *smiling* You were amazing!
*Lincoln sets Lana down.*
Lana: *smiles* Thanks, guys.
*Later we were standing on a racing awards podium with mud on it. The crowd cheers as Krista gives Lana a racing trophy that's slightly covered in mud, and has mud in the bowl.*
Krista: *smiles, gives Lana the trophy* Congratulations, Lana.
Lana: *takes the trophy and grins* Thanks, Krista!
Skippy: *kisses Lana's cheek* You were fantastic, Lana.
Lana: *blushes, smiles* Thanks, Skippy. *jumps in happiness* I won! I won! I really really won! *lands on a mud puddle and slips* Whoa!
*Lana couldn't keep her balance and collides into everybody, making them yelp as they and herself fall into the mud with a loud splat.*
*Now, everyone was covered in mud.*
Lana: *smiles sheepishly* Whoops...
Lincoln: *chuckles* It's fine, Lana.
We laughed and it was awesome!
Me: Way to go Lana!
Laney: You were awesome.
Nico: She sure was.
*Later.*
*As the rain poured down, the siblings slowly ride into the Roadster Garage, themselves and their roadsters muddy and dirty.*
*Lola sees them and makes a disgusted look.*
Lola: *disgusted* Hey, guys. Wow, you guys went all out on that muddy race.
Lana: *smiles* Yep! Now we're all dirty!
Me: We sure are.
Lola: *disgusted* Glad I missed out. *smiles* But great job on your victory, Lana! I would give you a hug, but you're all muddy and icky.
Lana: *grins* Thanks, Lola.
Laney: Lana was amazing.
Lynn: She sure was. She dominated the whole race.
*Lana sets the muddy trophy in her case.*
Lana: *smiles* There we go! Where it belongs!
Me: Another trophy for Lana and the Loud Family. We sure have a lot of talent.
Lisa: Indeed.
Nico: Yep.
Lincoln: Alright, now that we finished this messy race, we better get ourselves and our roadsters clean.
Lana: *moans* Do we have to?
Leni: Sorry, Lana. But Mom and Dad would ground you for 2 months if you tracked mud in the house again.
Lana: *sighs* Okay...
Lucy: Plus, we already tracked some mud into the garage.
*The siblings turn around and notice the muddy tire tracks left all over the floor from their tires.*
Luna: *grimaces* Ooh, yeah, you're right, Luce.
Lola, Leni: *disgusted* EWWWW!
Lynn: *surprised* Yikes, that's gonna take a long time to clean up.
Lincoln: Yeah, well, we'll get on it once we and our roadsters are spotless *looks at Lisa* Lisa, does the garage have-
Lisa: Enough bathrooms and a Roadster Wash? Of course, dear brother. Me and Lana built them a few days ago.
Lori: *jokingly* Mind putting extra bathrooms in our house too?
*Everyone laughs from Lori's joke.*
Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Lori!
Luan: *laughing* Good one, Lori!
Lisa: *chuckles* Very funny, eldest sister.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
nbwatts made this fanfic for Off-Road Racing and it was awesome! It was perfect for a rainy day. So I figured that before the Superbowl Today I do this one. Credit goes to nbwatts for the idea and inspiration. Thanks man. Great fanfic as well. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.