It starts in the Antarctica Prison. Marie, the Eds and the kids of Peach Creek and Carmen, Liam, Lori, Leni, Linka and Luan were visiting the remaining Kanker Sisters.
Marie K.L.: Hello "Sisters."
May and Lee were given their youth back, but they were now 5 year old girls until the day after doomsday. Their strength was taken away so they couldn't escape or any of that.
May: Marie?
Lee: How come you're still the same?
Marie K.L.: Because I have redeemed myself where you two have not.
Lori: You two literally disgust me! I can't believe you would ruin so many lives just to force the Eds to marry you.
Kevin: Yeah! You girls made our lives miserable in Peach Creek. You guys were nothing but bullies.
Linka: You two should've been sent to the darkness of Hell for all eternity.
Leni: Yeah!
Luan: I'm so mad at the both of you I can't think of a joke.
Eddy: Easy Luan. Lets not make the situation worse than it is.
Jimmy: Yeah Luan. We can't stay mad at someone forever like that.
Luan: Ah you're right Jimmy.
Nazz: (To May and Lee) But still, what you two did was completely not cool!
Rolf: Ja! You have broken the celery stalk on the back of a sea urchin!
Eddy: What did Rolf say?
Carmen: It's Captain Rolf's shepherd way of saying that you made him really mad.
Rolf: That's right Fiery Carmen Girl.
Marie K.L.: (To Lee and May) You two make me sick just looking at you. You ruined my friends in Atlanta and you got me thrown in jail with you for raping the Eds. As far as I'm concerned, you two are dead to me and no longer worthy of the Kanker name.
They left.
Marie had officially disowned her sisters and severed her ties to them. They went back home.
Back home I was having a smoothie made by Leni.
Me: Mmm! Kale and Kiwi smoothies. Delicious Leni.
Leni: Thanks J.D. I'm glad you totes like it.
Ash: So J.D. I heard you've been getting a lot of Pokemon.
Me: I sure have Ash. But I have a long way to go before I catch up to you.
Ash: Good point.
Laney: Ninetales is so beautiful.
Me: He sure is.
Lily: Hey guys I found out something unusual. Here's a picture.
Lily handed me a picture and I saw a symbol that was graffitied on a wall. It was a symbol I haven't seen in 10 years and it was a symbol that will haunt me for many generations to come. It was an evil-looking cat symbol.
Me: (GASP!) Oh man!
Laney: What is it J.D.?
Me: This symbol here. That is the Symbol of M.A.D.
Leni: Is that symbol mad at you?
Me: No Leni, that's the name of the Organization. It's actually an acronym.
Lincoln: What does it stand for?
Me: M.A.D. stands for Malevolent And Destructive. It also stands for Mean And Dirty. It's an evil organization that wants to rule the world.
Konan: These guys sound like they are really bad news.
Me: They are Konan and I have unfinished business with their leader Dr. George Claw.
Lola: Why is that J.D.?
Me: It was 10 years ago. I was over in Papua New Guinea with my family and I came across a base operated by Dr. Claw. I busted in and killed most of his men until it was me and Dr. Claw. I almost had Dr. Claw and was about to arrest him. But just as I was about to slap the cuffs on him he got the drop on me and burned the back of my left hand with a branding iron in the shape of the symbol of M.A.D.
I took off my left fingerless glove and revealed a scar in the shape of the M.A.D. symbol.
Lori: Geez!
Laney: Man that is a nasty one.
Me: Yeah. This scar is a reminder of my failure to capture Dr. Claw. But after I got this scar, I did however leave my mark on Dr. Claw which got him his name.
Lynn: How did you do that J.D.?
Me: I slashed off his right hand.
Everyone gasped.
Shannon: He deserved it.
Me: I know. Now I have a chance to complete some unfinished business. This time however I'm going to kill Dr. Claw and destroy M.A.D. once and for all.
Lincoln was thinking.
Lincoln: M.A.D. (Gasp) I've heard of that organization! It's the Organization that the famous cyborg detective Inspector Gadget is after and is always busting.
Lana: Oh I love Inspector Gadget. He is so cool!
Me: Yes. That's right.
I look up Inspector Gadget on the computer and pulled up his info.
Me: This is him.
Konan: He looks like a normal person.
Me: On the outside yes. But he wasn't always like this. His real name is John Brown. He was once a security guard for a robotics company in Metro City, Michigan. Which is not too far from here. But while in pursuit of Dr. Claw, he was on the verge of catching him when he was blown up in a car explosion that badly hurt him all over. He was chosen for a special project called The Gadget Program, it's a special project that creates computerized law enforcement officers.
Cyborg Lincoln: That's kind of like me.
Me: Exactly. But there is one major difference. You were given your Cyborg abilities after an accident that was about to leave you paralyzed for life. John became Inspector Gadget after being blown up in a car explosion.
Lisa: That is an interesting and fascinating difference. This technology that was used to turn him into Inspector Gadget is quite a remarkable feat of scientific engineering.
Lily: It sure is Lisa.
Me: Yeah. Here's all the features it has.
I look up all the gadgets Inspector Gadget comes with and we saw them all.
Lana: Wow! That is so cool! He's like a human-sized Swiss Army Knife.
Me: That's exactly right Lana and that's the best way to describe him.
Laney: Isn't Inspector Gadget always on duty even on a day off?
Me: He sure is Laney. That's why he always says "I'm always on duty" every time. Plus he's also a scatterbrain.
Lincoln: He's a scatterbrain?
Me: Yeah he may not be the sharpest tool in the shed metaphorically speaking. But he always gets the job done. And he has his niece Penny and dog Brain with him. Penny is a super smart and clever girl that can get out of any jam. Also she has super intelligence.
Lisa: Wow! That is very impressive.
Me: It is. (Gets up) I'm not letting Dr. Claw get away this time. He will die by my hands this time. The satellites show that Dr. Claw is in his castle on top of a mountain on a stormy island in the middle of the South Pacific. The island is Malevolence Isle and the mountain is called Mount Agony.
Lucy: Wicked.
Lincoln: That island sounds pure evil.
Me: It is. And that's where we're going. Lets head out!
We set out for Malevolence Isle.
Nico, Ratchet and Thundercracker were at the mall.
Nico (to Ratchet and Thundercracker at the mall): Ok. I'm actually happy to have you two and the rest of the Autobots and Decepticons helping us out. But we need to establish something. It's ok for you guys to kill bad guys if possible.
Ratchet: But we've sworn not to hurt humans or any organic life.
Nico: Alright, we need to reiterate this: there are bad guys who don't deserve to die and then there are bad guys who Do deserve to die. You guys have to tell the difference. And the bad guys who do deserve to die are the ones that you guys can kill. But don't kill the bad guys who don't deserve to die, ok?
Thundercracker: Got it. But how do we tell the difference?
Nico: Oh, it's super simple. You can intuit it and you can sense it. Heck, we can even tell you which bad guys deserve to get wasted.
Ratchet: That's good thinking.
I called Nico.
Nico: Nico here.
Me: Hey Nico we have a job. We're going after Dr. Claw and the evil organization M.A.D.
Nico: That evil organization that Inspector Gadget is after!? We're on our way.
Me: Okay. We're heading over to Malevolence Isle in the South Pacific.
Nico: I know that island. It was once used a big banishment point for the most dangerous criminals in all of the Philippines and Southeast Asia. It's surrounded by a vicious hurricane that never dies and it has terrible waters around it. But we stopped using it because of suspicious activity brewing there.
Me: Really!? Sounds like we have a dangerous assignment coming. Get there fast man.
Nico: Roger that. (Hangs up) Thundercracker, Ratchet, we got a job in the South Pacific. Lets go.
Thundercracker: Right!
They teleported.
MALEVOLENCE ISLE
We arrived at Malevolence Isle and it was an island that was straight from Hell. It was a horrifying island surrounded by vicious storms and the level of evil it had was completely incomprehensible.
Me: Wow! So this is Malevolence Isle.
Lincoln: It sure looks horrific.
Me: Yeah.
Some of the Transformers were with us.
Konan: This place needs to be destroyed when we're done here.
Me: I know.
Nico: Hey what's that?
We saw Inspector Gadget, Penny and Brain.
Me: Hey it's Inspector Gadget, Penny and Brain.
We went over.
Me: Hey Inspector!
Inspector Gadget: J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. What are you all doing here?
Me: What else? We're going to kill Dr. Claw and put an end to M.A.D. once and for all.
Penny: Why do you want to kill Dr. Claw?
Me: I have some unfinished business to take care of with him. 10 years worth of business. (Shows scarred hand) He burned my hand with a M.A.D. Symbol Branding Iron and I slashed off his right hand.
Inspector Gadget: No, he will be arrested.
Me: Sorry Inspector Gadget but this is personal. He escaped me 10 years ago and I'm not letting him get away from me this time. He will be buried 6 feet under when I'm finished with him.
Nico: That's right. Dr. Claw has terrorized this world for far too long and he must be stopped at all costs.
Me: This is not for revenge. It's justice.
Inspector Gadget: I can't let you kill Dr. Claw. Go go Gadget lasso.
Then a helicopter rotor came out of his hat.
Cyborg (to Inspector Gadget): Dude, that is so cool how your hat makes those gadgets. I wish I could have that feature.
Beast Boy: Cyborg, you don't even have a hat.
Me: Yeah you don't even have one. But we're wasting time here. Lets go.
We went to the castle of Dr. Claw on Mount Agony. Along the way Nico caught a Golbat and a Vileplume and Laney caught a Bellosom. Her first ever Pokemon. Also I caught the three legendary wolves Entei, Suicune and Raikou.
Me: Get ready Dr. Claw. You and I have a score to settle.
Nico: Scrapper, while we're dealing with Claw, I'll need you and the rest of the Constructicons to merge into Devestator and kill at least half of the M.A.D members.
Scrapper: Ok. But why half?
Nico: I want the other half of the members to stand trial.
Mixmaster: I see. Well, don't worry. You can count on us!
Nico: Great.
DR. CLAW'S CASTLE
Dr. Claw was looking at the world on his computer and he was wondering what to do next.
Dr. Claw: Soon the world will know the terror of M.A.D. and then not even Gadget can stop me.
Suddenly explosions, gunfire, laser blasts and screaming broke out.
Dr. Claw: What!? We're under attack!
An explosion blew a hole into his office and we came in.
Me: Hello Dr. Claw.
Dr. Claw: The famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm. So nice of you to grace my castle.
Ratchet: Alright, Claw. Why don't you show yourself? If we're going to kill you, we should at least know what you look like!
Dr. Claw did so and we saw that he was an old man dressed in black and purple clothes and he had a mechanical right arm.
Me: Dr. Claw in the flesh and the metal. I see that your right arm I cut off you has been replaced with a mechanical arm.
Dr. Claw: Yes. You gave me an improvement.
Me: Yes. You burned my hand with your symbol.
I show him my scar.
Me: You burned my hand 10 years ago and now I'm going to return the favor. This time instead of capturing you, I'm going to kill you and it'll be done in the name of justice. You've terrorized our planet for far too long and it'll end now!
Dr. Claw: You claim that you're going to kill me in the name of justice. But is that really the reason? Or do you really want vengeance on me for burning your hand? Because if that's the case, that makes you a hypocrite as well as a murderer!
Me: You've terrorized our world for far too long Dr. Claw and now you will pay for it. And you won't escape from us this time. We blocked all your exits.
Dr. Claw: You'll have to get passed my associate as well. But not here. Meet me at the arena.
Me: Very sporting of you. Lead the way.
He lead us to a huge arena and out of the shadows came STARSCREAM!?
Thundercracker: Starscream? How are you still alive? Nicole sealed you into the Book of Vile Darkness.
Nicole: And you only can get out when I say that you can get out!
The only reply we got from Starscream was him shooting his null rays at us.
Ratchet (avoids Starscream's blasts): That's weird. Starscream's isn't being his usual talkative self.
Me: He must've rebuilt Starscream and this is a clone of him without a spark.
Dr. Claw: That's right. Now destroy them!
The Starscream clone fired more lasers.
Me: Sonar, Runway, Jetstorm!
Sonar, Runway and Jetstorm became the Star Saber and I slashed the clone Starscream down the middle and he split and exploded all over the place as a pile of scrap metal.
Luan: Way to go J.D.!
Marie K.L. rode in on Marianas and blew blue fire that blocked Dr. Claw and prevented him from escaping.
Me: Now you are next Dr. Claw. Lets go.
Dr. Claw (to Winter Soldier): Looks like you have a robotic limb as well.
Winter Soldier: I wonder which one is going to last longer. (throws punch at Claw)
It hit Dr. Claw and I punched him in the face and then Dr. Claw fired a powerful blast of fire from his hand.
Me: Wow!
Inspector Gadget: Wowsers! Where did you get a glove like that?
Dr. Claw: Surprised, Gadget? Thanks to the dark orb that I have, my claw can morph into any weapon that I think of. Any weapon at all.
Poison Ivy: Really? Well, you'd make a killing in the technology industry.
Dr. Claw: Oh, I'll make a killing all right! (morphs claw into flamethrower and shoots it at Ivy)
Kushina bashed his face in with a frying pan.
BLAM!
Kushina: You will never terrorize our planet ya know.
Dr. Claw: You will never stop me you tomato-headed freak!
We gasped.
Me: He's in for it now!
Kushina: You just made a BIG MISTAKE!
Kushina's hair flailed like 9 tails and she punched Dr. Claw with devastating force and slammed him into the ground with ferocious fury.
Me: Never call Kushina a tomato or you're gonna wish you were never born.
Kushina: That's right and I am called something better. I'm better known as the Red Hot Habanero!
Naruto: Oh yeah!
Dr. Claw got up and he fired a blast of lightning and it hit Nico. It didn't even affect him in the least.
Nico: Thanks I was feeling a little cold.
He kicked Dr. Claw in the face.
Nico: Dr. George Claw, you have failed this city! (shoots Dirge's missiles at him)
They hit him and exploded.
The Constructicons turned into the Constructicon Devastator and sucked in most of the M.A.D. members like a vacuum and imprisoned them in an orb.
Me: More like he has failed this planet.
Nico: That's right and more to it than that. All of M.A.D. in general has failed this planet.
Me: Yep. Combo time guys!
Thundercracker: You got it. Poison Ivy lets get him!
Poison Ivy: You got it!
Poison Ivy sent a barrage of vines and Thundercracker turned into his Fighter Jet mode and flew into the air. He dove down at a blazing speed.
Thundercracker and Poison Ivy: HYPERSONIC BRAMBLE STRIKE!
Thundercracker flew at Mach 7 or 4,970 miles per hour and the speed he produced was unbelievable. The vines combined with the hypersonic speed and the sonic boom had the vines slashed Dr. Claw all over the place at a blazing speed at 100 slashes every half a second.
Me: Wow!
Lori: That was literally impressive!
Lisa: Indeed. The shockwave from the power of the mach seven sonic boom intensified the speed of the whiplash strikes.
Me: It sure did. Now it's our turn. Ready Lee?
Rock Lee: You got it J.D. I can only use this technique when needed. But lets show Dr. Claw what true Teamwork is all about.
Me: You got it Lee. And I recently discovered that my immortality and invincibility allow me to use all eight of the gates without any fatal repercussions.
Rock Lee was shocked!
Rock Lee: That's incredible J.D.! You never cease to amaze me! Lets show Dr. Claw how unyouthful he is with the power of our youth!
Me: You got it!
We flared up our chakra levels to an incredible level.
Me: 3RD GATE: GATE OF LIFE OPEN!
My chakra exploded out to an incredible level!
Rock Lee: 4TH GATE: GATE OF PAIN OPEN!
Then we moved at an incredible speed far faster than a bullet fired from a gun and we punched Dr. Claw in the face with devastating force and we punched him all over the place with powerful punches that hit with the force of a million meteor impacts. It was as powerful as the force of a million atomic bombs in our fists.
Me: Now for the speed course! 5TH GATE: GATE OF CLOSING OPEN!
It increased our speed dramatically! Me and Lee punched Dr. Claw all over the place.
Me: Now for the fun part. 6TH GATE: GATE OF JOY OPEN!
I went at Dr. Claw at a blazing speed.
Me: (ECHOING) ASAKUJAKU!
The technique started with kicking Dr. Claw into the air, which for most would be an instant kill. Then I jumped into the air in a distinctive stance and began punching him repeatedly. My punches were so fast, that they were set ablaze by the sheer speed and friction which in turn created a peacock-like fan of flames around Dr. Claw.
When my attack was finished, Dr. Claw was in an aura ablaze by the technique.
Ratchet: Our combo time Batman!
Batman: You got it Ratchet!
Batman fired a grappling hook and it wrapped around Dr. Claw and Ratchet channeled a stream of energy into it.
Ratchet and Batman: ENERGY ROPE ELECTRIFIER!
The energy rope electrocuted him.
Winter Solder punched Dr. Claw and grabbed his right hand and smashed it to pieces.
Winter Soldier: Aw, did I hurt your hand? (grabs Claw by the throat) How about a broken neck to go with it?!
Me: Final Smash time guys!
Inspector Gadget: You got it! Go Go Gadget Copter!
He formed his helicopter rotor and flew into the air.
Inspector Gadget: GO GO GADGET LASERSTORM!
Inspector Gadget fired blasts of lasers from his finger laser blaster while flying in the air and hit Dr. Claw at a rapid rate.
Winter Soldier: My turn. FALCON STRIKE DEATHFIST!
Winter Soldier went into the air and flew at Dr. Claw at a blazing speed surrounded by a powerful aura of energy and punched Dr. Claw with devastating force.
Me: Time for the grand finale. Your reign of terror ends now Dr. Claw. 7TH GATE: GATE OF SHOCK OPEN!
My aura flared up to an incredible level.
Me: Knights of The New Fire, it's Final Smash time!
We flew into the air and stood in a formation.
Me: (ECHOING) HIRUDORA!
I placed a palm facing forward in front of my face with one hand and then I tapped it with my other hand and formed it into a fist, which created a massive amount of air pressure. Next I formed a unique hand sign resembling a tiger. It launched the air pressure at Dr. Claw in the shape of a tiger by leaving a gigantic tiger-shaped impression into the initially built-up air pressure with the hand sign. The air pressure condensed as it was moving and focused into a single point.
Naruto, Sakura, Haruna, Satsuki, Ami, Konan, Kushina, Laney, Luna Frost, Mindy, Fire (DC), Rin, Yakumo, Yugito, Natsumi, Akiko, Fu, Kin, Sasuke and Mikoto fired blasts of fire from the points of a 20-sided polygon and they converged and focused and the Hirudora passed through the focused blast and became a flaming tiger of pure fire.
Knights of The New Fire: PHOENIX FIRE HIRUDORA!
The fiery tiger hit Dr. Claw and in a massive explosion of fire the entirety of Malevolence Isle was completely obliterated in an instant.
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The explosion of fire was so powerful and so devastating that everything on the island was completely obliterated in an instant. Before the blast hit we got off the island before it exploded. Everyone all over the planet felt the sheer power of the explosion. When it faded there was a massive crater and it was filling up with water.
Me: That's it for Dr. Claw and for M.A.D.
Laney: Yep. And we have half of the evil organization arrested.
Scrapper: You said it Laney.
Inspector Gadget: (To the viewers) This was a battle that was worthy for everyone.
Me: You said it.
Nico: You M.A.D. sickos are going to be in prison for the rest of your worthless lives.
Then the spirits of Dr. Claw and the members of M.A.D. we killed appeared.
Nicole: You and your kind are never welcome here. (Chants an Incantation) ALDURON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLUN LIRUS-NOR!
They were sucked into the Book of Vile Darkness.
Dr. Claw: I'll get you for this Gadget! I'LL GET YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!
Me: Go to Hell Dr. Claw and stay there!
Inspector Gadget: Never again will Dr. Claw terrorize our planet.
Me: Yep.
Penny G.: He deserved it nonetheless.
Nico: He sure did.
May: We've now seen the last of Dr. Claw and his cronies.
Me: Oh yeah.
We went back home and rested. The rest of Dr. Claw's Cronies were condemned to the Sun Prison for eternity.
THE END
Another Fanfiction complete.
Inspector Gadget is one of my favorite cartoons that I've known since I was a little kid. It was made back in 1983 and it was an awesome cartoon back then. Don Adams did a great job voicing Inspector Gadget. And so did Cree Summer and Frank Welker. I used the 2015 version of Penny from Netflix's Inspector Gadget. My favorite version of Inspector Gadget is the 1999 live action movie and Matthew Broderick, Michelle Trachtenberg, Rupert Everett and Joely Fisher did a great job in that movie. This chapter was also made as a tribute to the legendary Don Adams who voiced Inspector Gadget from 1983 to 1985. He died of Lymphoma in 2005.
RIP Don Adams - April 13th 1923 to September 25, 2005. Wowsers!
NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
Inspector Gadget series is owned by Bruno Bianchi, Andy Heyward, Jean Chalopin, Nelvana Limited, DIC Audiovisuel and Nickelodeon Studios.