It starts at the estate. We were watching TV and reading books.
The doorbell rang.
Me: I'll get that.
I did so and it was Peter Parker's aunt, Mrs. May Parker.
Me: Oh hello Mrs. Parker.
May Parker: Hello J.D. Is Peter here?
Me: He is. Come on in.
May Parker did so.
Spiderman: Sorry I haven't visited you, Aunt May.
May Parker: It's all right Peter. I know you are always busy with your job.
She saw Venom and whacked him with her purse. Stewie laughed.
Me: Mrs. Parker please calm down. Venom has redeemed himself. Or themselves rather.
Venom: It's all right J.D. We understand.
Me: You have our sympathies for what happened to Ben.
Sandman: Yes. I'm sorry I killed him. But it was an accident. I was desperate and scared.
Me: His daughter Penny needed a heart transplant and during the Paul's Sinister 6 Travesty I gladly volunteered to give her my heart.
Penny M.: It's true Mrs. Parker.
Penny revealed a scar on her chest.
Me: I gave her my heart and it's now inside her. My immortality and invincibility allow me to regenerate all my organs.
May Parker: That is an extremely selfless deed J.D.
Me: I had to save her life somehow.
Sandman: Yeah. She was dying and I didn't have the money for it. I was scared and I'm so sorry I killed Ben.
Spiderman: I've forgiven Flint, Aunt May.
Me: But I sensed that Peter and his uncle were very close a while back. So I think I'll bring them back together.
I snapped my fingers and there was a knock at the door.
Lori: I'll get that.
Lori did so and in came Peter's uncle, Ben Parker back from the dead.
Spiderman and May were shocked.
Spiderman: Uncle Ben?
May Parker: Ben?
Ben Parker: Yes. I'm back.
They got up and hugged him for the first time in a while.
20 minutes later we were talking to him.
Me: Do you know about Peter becoming Spiderman?
Ben Parker: I do. It was my death that made him become Spiderman.
Me: So it was your death that became the catalyst for him to become Spiderman. Peter was bitten by a Radioactive Spider and it mutated him and gave him Spider Powers.
May Parker: That explains why he came home sick that day.
Ben Parker: And he had a nasty bump on his hand.
Me: Yeah. It was from that spider.
I drew a picture of it. It was a black widow spider that was mutated by radiation and it had a red and blue abdomen. I showed them the spider.
Me: This is it.
Spiderman: That's the very spider that bit me.
Me: And it's also the spider that gave you your powers.
May Parker: Oh my.
Sandman: (to Ben Parker) I'm very sorry about killing you all those years ago. It was an accident and I was trying to save my daughter.
Ben Parker: I know Flint. I understand. You were trying to save your family.
Me: Fear and desperation have a nasty way of causing people to do terrible things.
Ben Parker: That is true.
William was talking to Thundercracker and Skywarp in his room with Mary and Susan Test eavesdropping on them.
William: (to Thundercracker and Skywarp) Guys, I need Bling Bling Boy out of the picture.
Thundercracker: Permanently?
William: As permanently as possible.
Mary and Susan's eyes widened before they ran out of the house. What they didn't hear was the rest of the conversation.
Skywarp: I just hope we have enough fuel to send Bling Bling Boy to Singapore.
At Bling Bling Boy's multi-billion dollar mansion island, he was looking at a picture of Susan Test. Surprisingly said person arrived with Mary.
Bling Bling Boy: Ah, Susan Test. Have you finally decided to confess your love to me?
Susan: Eugene, you need to get out of here while you can!
Bling Bling Boy: What's the occasion?
Mary: Trust us. You need to leave right now!
Bling Bling Boy: Well, I'm not going anywhere until Susan gives me a kiss.
Susan (sighs): Fine. Close your eyes.
Bling Bling Boy closes his eyes, expecting a kiss. But she and Mary put him on a catapult and launch him out of the house.
KRAFLING!
He was sent flying and he crashed through the wall and thrown far.
CRASH!
Thundercracker and Skywarp walk to Bling Bling Boy's house.
Thundercracker (knocks down the door): Hey, Bling Bling Boy! You in here?
But all he and Skywarp saw was the Test Sisters in the room along with a Bling Bling Boy shaped hole in the roof.
Skywarp: Where is he?
Mary: Somewhere far away, I hope.
It took the 2 Decepticons 10 seconds to figure out what happened.
Thunddercracker: You two let him escape?! Why?!
Susan: Because he doesn't deserve to get slaughtered like an animal! Just because he has a hopeless crush on me!
Skywarp: We didn't come here to kill him.
Mary: Yeah, right! We heard you two talking to William!
Thundercracker: What did you hear? That we're supposed to take Bling Bling Boy out of the picture?
Susan: Yeah! William even told you two to make it permanent.
Skywarp: We were going to take him with us on a "special Decepticon mission" to Singapore. Which is pretty far out of the picture, don't you think?
Mary (eyes widen): So you two weren't going to kill him?
Thundercracker: Nope. But now, we might not have any choice thanks to you two.
WHOOOPSSSS!
But he is extremely persistent and knowing Bling Bling Boy he will be back.
Back at the estate we were relaxing and playing board games. I was playing chess with Dukey.
Me: (Thinking) Hmm.
I moved the White Queen to H3 and took his black knight.
Me: Checkmate.
Dukey: You're really good J.D.
Me: My friend Shikamaru says that you have to have a strong strategy to overcome your opponents in any tough situation.
Dukey: He is very smart I'll give him that.
Then the alarm went off.
Me: Uh oh.
We went to the computer and saw that Bling Bling Boy was up to something.
Me: Looks like Eugene Hamilton A.K.A. Bling Bling Boy is at it again.
Johnny T.: He just will never learn.
Thundercracker: We were gonna send him to Singapore.
Skywarp: But Susan and Mary ruined that.
William: We were gonna remove him from the picture as permanently as possible. But Susan and Mary thought we were gonna kill him. They got to him first and flung him out of the house with a catapult before we got to him.
Me: That was just a misunderstanding. No big deal. But it goes against our code to kill kids. Even if they're super villains.
Nico: That's right. Since we can't kill him we're gonna have to get him grounded for a long period of time.
Nick: I heard you guys got Dr. Drakken and his stupid cousin grounded for a long time.
Me: We sure did Nick. It was extremely funny.
Then we heard a phone ringing.
Me: Is that the telephone?
Penny G.: No that's the Top Secret Gadget Phone.
Inspector Gadget answered it by growing an antenna out of his pinky finger and turning his thumb into a receiver.
Inspector Gadget: Is that you chief? Oh it's for you J.D.
Inspector Gadget stretched his hand to me and I answered his phone.
Me: Hello? (Garble) You're where? (Garble) Be right over.
I went to the fireplace and Chief Quimby was hanging upside-down in the chimney.
Me: Chief Quimby? How did you get in our fireplace?
Penny G.: He has a habit of showing up in places you would never expect.
Me: I can see that.
Chief Quimby: Read this J.D.
He hands me a piece of paper and it was an assignment.
Me: "We strongly suspect that remnants of M.A.D. may be lurking about all over the world and are hiring themselves out to numerous supervillains and organizations around the planet. After Dr. Claw was killed, M.A.D. was made leaderless and the remaining agents are being hired by them. We suspect that the first remnant of M.A.D. is working for Eugene Hamilton A.K.A. Bling Bling Boy. Arrest the agents. This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds." Uh oh!
I throw the message in the fireplace and it exploded in Chief Quimby's face.
BOOM!
When the smoke cleared Chief Quimby was covered in soot.
Me: I'm so sorry Chief. Does this happen to you all the time?
Chief Quimby: You have no idea J.D.
Me: I'll make sure this doesn't happen again. But we'll get those M.A.D. clods. Lets roll guys!
We set out for Bling-Bling Boys island.
Eugene's mom was out getting groceries when Thundercracker came to her.
Thundercracker: Hi there, Mrs. Hamilton! I need to talk to you about your son.
Eugene's mom: What about him?
Thundercracker told her what Eugene was doing over the years and she was INFURIATED!
Eugene's Mom: HE'S BEEN WHAT!?
HE'S IN FOR IT NOW!
At Bling Bling Boy's house he was working on his latest work to win Susan Test's heart.
M.A.D. member: You Bling Bling Boy?
Bling Bling Boy: Who wants to know?
M.A.D. member: Don't be scared. We're here to help you against Team Loud Phoenix Storm. We even got you a Tentacool, Victreebell, and this. (gives him a Dark Orb)
Then a fiery explosion blasted through the roof of Bling Bling Boy's lab and we came in through the roof.
We landed.
Me: Okay M.A.D. agents, you're all under arrest!
M.A.D. Agent: How did you find us?
Me: That's none of your business Buttcracker. So give yourselves up or we'll kill you just like we killed your boss Dr. Claw.
M.A.D. Agent: You all killed Dr. Claw!?
Me: And we show no remorse for doing so. If there's one thing we never tolerate, it's world domination.
Lori: That's right. And if you don't give yourselves up I will literally turn you into a human pretzel!
M.A.D. Agent: I would like to see you try you dumb blonde!
We gasped.
Me: Uh oh.
Lori: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) NO BODY CALLS ME A DUMB BLONDE!
Me: Now he is dead meat!
Lori jumped the M.A.D. agent and pulverized him completely senselessly. She viciously thrashed him into pulp. (Think of how Ren mauled that horse doctor in the infamous Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon episode Ren Seeks Help)
Nico: Eugene "Bling-Bling Boy" Hamilton, you have failed this city! (fires Wallow's water at him)
The water punched him in the face.
Bling Bling Boy: (Coughing) You'll have to do better than that! I got this!
He showed us that he had a dark orb gauntlet and we saw him build a huge robot with his mind.
Me: Wow! What a huge robot!
Bling Bling Boy and say hello to my little friends.
We saw a Tentacool and a Victreebell.
Nico: A Tentacool and Victreebell.
Me: You should catch the Victreebell and I'll catch the Tentacool. Or No. Lets flip a coin. Heads you get the Victreebell and I'll get the Tentacool and Tails I'll get the Victreebell and you'll get the Tentacool.
Nico: Deal.
I pull out a gold dollar coin.
Me: Heads is the Sacagawea side and tails is the eagle side.
Bling Bling Boy: Hurry up!
Me: Don't count your bars of gold before they get turned into cash Eugene. Hold on.
Bling Bling Boy: What?
Me: It was my way of saying be patient. Plus it was the best I could come up with.
Bling Bling Boy: Oh. Sorry.
Me: No prob.
Nico: Heads.
I flip the coin and it landed in the palm of my hand and I put it on the back of my other hand and it turned out Heads.
Me: Heads. You get the Victreebell and I get the Tentacool.
Nico: Okay.
The Protectobots used their abilities on the Victreebell and the Tentacool and they are as follows:
Hot Spot's fire truck hose shoots high-pressure water 1200 feet. As a robot, he can press 60,000 pounds, and he uses fireball cannons that shoot bursts of 2000 degrees Fahrenheit blue flame 1.5 miles.
In vehicle mode, Blades' maximum speed is 400mph and his range is 1200 miles. He has twin launchers fire "smart" rockets that seek targets based on encoded computer images. In robot mode, he uses photon pistol.
In vehicle mode, First Aid carries dual-barreled decrystallizer cannon, which weakens metal by disrupting crystalline structure, and photon pistol in robot mode. In robot mode, his fists shoot laser beams used for welding in surgery.
In vehicle mode, Groove's speed is 140mph and his range is 800 miles. In vehicle mode, he uses twin vaporators, which shoot mists of oxidizing, freezing, and corrosive liquids, and a photon pistol in robot mode.
As a car, Streetwise has powerful double-mounted air-compressor cannon with 50 mile range. As a robot, he uses a blinding photon pistol.
They used these abilities and we caught the Tentacool and Victreebell.
Hot Spot: Protectobots, merge into Defensor!
The Protectobots merged into Defensor. His abilities are as follows:
Defensor can lift 300,000 pounds with one hand. He is impervious to most artillery, can surround himself with force field for brief periods and carries fireball cannon.
Me: Lets get him!
We went at the robot and punched and blasted it.
SpongeBob: Lets blast him with our combos.
Mirage: You got it SpongeBob.
SpongeBob fired a machine gun of Krabby Patties and Mirage fired his missile blaster.
SpongeBob and Mirage: KRABBY PATTY MISSILEGUN STRIKE!
The missiles turned into a Krabby Patty Burger storm and they hit the robot and exploded. The robot was blasted to scrap metal!
Me: That was clever!
Lily: Great combo Mr. Squarepants!
SpongeBob: Thanks Lily. How are you feeling?
Lily: Leg is still sore but recovering.
Defensor was blasting all the robots Bling Bling Boy was making with his mind.
Me: I hope he runs out of materials needed for robots.
Lori had finished the M.A.D. agent and he was beaten to within an inch of his miserable life.
Lori: Nobody calls me a dumb blonde and literally lives to tell about it.
Lincoln: You said it Lori.
Sixshot: Lets do a combo Plant Man!
Plant Man: You got it Sixshot!
Sixshot turned into tank and fired lasers and Plant Man fired rose vines.
Sixshot and Plant Man: ROSE LASER DEATHRAY!
The vines merged with the lasers and fired powerful laser blasts and blew some of the robots he made apart.
Skywarp: Final Smash Time! HYPERSONIC BOOMSTORM!
Skywarp turned into an F18 and flew at the robots and attacked them with a Mach 10 Sonic Boom and shattered them into a thousand pieces.
Tecna: (British Accent) My turn! PRISMATIC DEATH RAY!
Tecna fired a rainbow laser blast and blew some more robots apart.
Johnny T.: Now to finish the rest of the robots off.
Johnny and Dukey turned into Johnny X and Super Pooch.
Johnny X and Super Pooch: FIRESTORM DUTCH OVEN!
They released a massive Super Fart of pure fire.
FFFAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!
It burned Bling Bling Boy.
Lynn: Lets give him a true Dutch Oven!
Lynn, Johnny X and Super Pooch a massive and powerful Dutch Oven.
FAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTT!
Bling Bling Boy was coughing and was green around the gills and hurling his guts out.
Bling Bling Boy's mom came in and she was madder than Hell!
Mrs. Hamilton: EUGENE HAMILTON, YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!
Bling Bling Boy was frightened. She grabbed his ear and pulled him in a powerful earlock.
Bling Bling Boy: Mother let go please.
Mrs. Hamilton: You're grounded for 49 years and you will never get another robot or toy again!
She ripped off the gauntlet and I caught it. I pulled out the Dark Orb and crushed it with my bare hands. I got an immense power boost because of it.
Me: No he won't.
Skywarp: (To the Viewers) If you're a kid, never let your kids do world domination acts or you will regret it with an extreme grounding.
Me: You said it.
Bling Bling Boy will never be trusted again. And he will never be allowed to be in his lab again.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
Bling Bling Boy is one of the most notorious villains of Johnny Test. He is always trying to win the heart of his older sister Susan Test and he gets rejected every time. But this time enough is enough. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.