WE'LL NEED SOME OF YOUR FOOD"… burrito in Phineas's face

"Oh, that would've been fun to see. Hey, at least I can make do with the mental image." Frank sighed

"#benefitsofbeingachildofhades." Nico smirked.

"Oh shut up." Thalia and Percy said in unison.

"Hey, you sons of bitches have the weirdest goddamn family relations." Nico grinned widely. Poseidon raised his eyebrows.

"At least we don't brush every day with the flavor of our dads' exes." Percy retorted.

"I don't use mint flavor. Joke's on you." Nico snickered. "The thing is I'm not related to any weird half siblings, only good ones and if I even have a doubt, I can count all the potential mothers on my list and dad changed his mind about one and the other one, quite frankly, got screwed." He grinned widely. Hades chuckled.

"You know what-" Thalia started loudly "-we can't even deny that." She said in a regular voice making most of the people burst out laughing and Poseidon smile sheepishly at Amphitrite while Zeus just sighed.

Percy said, "Come on, guys…bedraggled, and thoroughly depressed

Nico sighed and Hades' glared at nothing.

"Hazel wasn't supposed to….she wasn't supposed to be like that." He murmured to himself which was heard by Percy and Nico who looked at each other with matching glares. They already had a faint idea as to what was happening with a few of the gods and to hear Hades say all that after that and especially since they could do nothing about it was…stupid.

Percy wasn't surprised that she had…been so secretive and cautious.

"Damn, man. I would not have figured that out." Silena shook her head

But that didn't change how Percy…but was afraid he might evaporate

"Thanks guys." Hazel smiled at Percy and Frank.

"Hey, you don't need to do that." Frank told her, placing a kiss on her forehead and Percy nodded in agreement.

"Then I think that at least I need to say thank you to you guys because of the way your attitude didn't change after finding out everything and about making sure she felt comfortable." Hades said to both of them.

"Hey now. You don't have to say thank you either. I don't know how many people have told you all this but nobody is allowed to say 'thank you' or 'sorry' in a family, all right? Well, at least people who actually like each other and are not weird with each other." Percy said to Hades with a lopsided smile.

Hades looked slightly taken back by surprise because Percy was right, nobody had actually said that to anybody in the room let alone to him so he just nodded and gave him a small smile.

"Frank..." she stammered…so good it needed an armed escort.

"You know, that is completely plausible." Chiron nodded and everybody started laughing at the mental image.

Percy kept a tight grip on the food…embarrassment now?" he asked.

Frank turned bright red once again.

"Don't worry about it, man"…"Cheese," she muttered, looking sideways.

"Ella doesn't like cheese." Tyson said suddenly. Chiron chuckled lightly as he read the rest of the text.

"Ella doesn't like cheese."

Everybody chuckled and smiled at Tyson who grinned toothily.

"Jeez guys, some people need tips from these two-" Leo shook his head

"The Percy and Tyson Relationship Advice Club. P&T RAC." Annabeth said, making a banner in the air with her hands.

She said all that without taking…"N-n-no!"

"That's horrible." Piper said with wide eyes.

"I hate them too." Tyson said with an angry scowl.

"Stop it!" Percy yelled…Only cheese."

"Poor Ella." Michael sighed. Tyson looked down sadly, not liking that all this was happening to Ella.

"Is it wrong that I'm blaming the Phineas guy for all this because like Ella wouldn't even have been in such a position otherwise-" Lee said with a raised eyebrow.

"Dude, most of the things that happen in this interaction are Phineas' fault." Frank told him.

"You know, I think I would've killed him had we not wanted any information from him." Percy shook his head.

"You'd have to beat me and Frank to it, I think. But then again, you'd probably be faster seeing as you would have already hated that you were related to him." Hazel said.

"That's true." Percy nodded.

"Isn't that the reason that you probably shouldn't kill him?" Persephone asked. Poseidon looked like he was caught between agreeing and disagreeing.

"I stopped caring about that after I met Antaeus and Polyphemus." Percy told her. Poseidon grimaced at that.

Frank glared across the street…'Ten seasons. 1994 to 2004.

"Look at this! She's less under a rock than you!" Rachel shouted at Will, doing a victory dance. Will grinned sheepishly.

"Guess its about time that I watch Friends then." He said

"You haven't watched friends?" Apollo asked, his eyes going wide with a shock and a dramatic hand flying to his chest.

"If its not as dramatic as you, then I'm sure I'd love it." Will smirked at him.

"That offends me." Apollo said, even more dramatically.

She glanced sideways at Percy…sixteen against all odds

"Holy shit." Zeus said

"How'd she-" Hades shook his head in disbelief

Sixteen. You're sixteen… 'Ingredients: Bacon, Butter.'"

"She's like Mike Ross. Like seriously. Remembers everything she's read. Amazing." Rachel shook her head.

"There's no question why Phineas wanted her then." Beckendorf said

"By the way, Rachel, if we're comparing this situation to Suits, then its much more hilarious, seeing as your name is also Rachel." Percy grinned at her and Rachel chuckled.

Percy's ears were ringing…"Multnomah County Library?"

"I like that." Athena nodded. Poseidon snorted.

"Dad-" Percy complained. Poseidon put his hands up in a surrender gesture.

Percy nodded…his fist into the side of a bookshelf.

Poseidon felt some of his infamous temper channel in him as the curse flooded in. Everybody else winced.

"It. Really. Sucked." Percy gritted out.

"Its all okay now, all right…nothing like that's gonna happen again." Annabeth said comfortingly, trying to reassure herself as much as Percy.

"It wasn't that bad for me." Jason frowned.

"Personal vendetta." Nico snorted "I get the plan but the inequality in it? Ridiculous." He shook his head.

"Percy?" Hazel asked gently…You can only eat his food.

"What a scam." Ares shook his head.

"There has to be a way,"… "Word for word."

"An actual fucking Mike Ross!" Nico shouted.

"Is that the Barbri Legal Handbook right there? Open it up. Read me something. Anything." Percy grinned at Nico who grinned back.

"Yes yes, lets not reenact the whole pilot here now." Dionysus said. Everybody's mouths dropped open.

"You've watched Suits?" Poseidon asked in surprise

"What? You all have and so have I. I'm the god of theatre for gods' sakes. I've watched every play, every series and every movie." Dionysus said with a raised eyebrow.

"Respect." Leo saluted him with a grin.

"That's amazing…"you have first-aid supplies?"

Tyson, who was drinking water, shattered the glass that he was holding.

"Holy shit!" Triton jumped.

"I'm sorry." Tyson muttered.

"Nah its all good." Percy said and picked up a paper to clean the glass.

"Dude, just snap your fingers." Thalia said

"Oh right. I can do that now. Jeez, I'm still not used to powers apart from water." He said sheepishly as he snapped his fingers and the glass vanished.

"On it." Frank brought out a…You mean he's a gambler?"

"Don't tell me you're gonna pull a Harvey Specter and gamble with a person's company except in this case its most probably the news that you need to save the world or even better, your own goddamn life?" Hades groaned.

"How'd you even-? Never mind, I don't think I want to know." Percy shook his head.

"Its very easy to tell, you know? Especially if you're the god of the dead." Hades said amusedly.

"Phineas s-sees big things…can tempt him into making a bet…"

"Sometimes the good guys got to do bad things to make the bad guys pay." Apollo said with a nod to Percy.

"How has my dad watched more Netflix than I have?" Will groaned. Apollo winked at him.

Hazel nodded slowly… "Gorgon's blood," they said simultaneously.

"You better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, Perseus Jackson." Annabeth said to him in a cool voice. Percy grinned at her sheepishly.

"Seriously?" Annabeth shouted "When somebody's got a gun to your head, there's 146 different things you can do!" she said to him.

"None of the other 146 things chose to make an appearance in my head just then! And anyways, I wasn't gonna play the odds, I was gonna play the man." Percy told her

"Oh, you sure as hell played the odds." Hazel chuckled.

"Well, he played the man too, got gonna lie." Frank said with a grin. "But the plan sucked anyways." He told Percy who grinned sheepishly.

"Any idea what they're talking about?" Amphitrite asked Poseidon.

"I don't know and I don't think I want to." Came the reply.

"What?" Hazel asked…"I've got a plan."

"This is gonna be fun." Thalia said

"Chapter's done." Chiron said

"I'll read." Artemis said.