HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY 2019 EVERYONE!
It starts at Fairy Tail Castle. I was having a cup of tea and I saw Cana drinking a barrel of beer. I was wearing a green shirt with the Celtic Tree of Life Knot on it and I had a tartan kilt skirt on. I also had a green Fairy Tail guild symbol on the back of my left hand meaning I am now an honorary member of Fairy Tail.
Me: Cana isn't that a little too much for you?
Cana: No I have a high tolerance to alcohol.
Me: Boy I can tell.
Lucy H.: Cana drinks alcohol like there is no tomorrow. When it comes to alcohol there's no end of it.
Me: I believe it Lucy. Cana aren't you even aware about alcohols dangers?
Erza: I've been trying to tell her to lighten it up but she can't listen.
Me: Some people have their own tastes.
I saw Wakaba smoking. I fired an energy beam at his pipe and blew it apart.
Me: Sorry Wakaba but I don't like it when people smoke. It's bad for you and it can kill you.
Lucy H.: You have quite a good shot J.D.
Erza: He sure does.
Me: Tell me something I don't already know.
I saw a member of the guild in front of the request board wondering what to do.
Me: Don't waste your time Nab. Those jobs are only available in Fiore. They're not available here on Earth.
Erza: He just won't pick a job.
Juvia: It's hard to pick a job huh?
Me: It sure is Juvia. But some people just can't be satisfied.
Cana: I agree with you there J.D.
I took a sip of tea and then my watch beeped. It was 8:00 AM.
Me: It's time for me to get going. We're going to Ireland for a festival.
Natsu: Have a good time J.D.
Me: Will do. Thanks for the tea Mirajane.
Mirajane: You're welcome J.D. Have a good time.
Me: I always do whether at home or away or fighting crime. See ya guys.
I left.
I walked back to the estate.
Me: (To the viewers) I'm sure you're all wondering what that was all about. Today is March 17, 2019 A.K.A. Saint Patrick's Day. It's a very special holiday over in Ireland and here in the USA. It commemorates Saint Patrick and how he brought Christianity into Ireland as well as celebrating the history and culture of Ireland in general. I'm wearing all green because it's part of the holiday tradition. If someone doesn't wear green on this day, they get a nasty pinch and boy does it hurt. We have all kinds of fun on this day over in Ireland. There's all kinds of fun things to do. But mostly the people in Ireland like to drink alcohol like there's no tomorrow. People in bars do it too and that's what gets them into trouble with the law. (Points to something) As you can see, the police are on high alert and anyone that has had more than the legal limit will be placed into jail. No exceptions. Over the Limit, Under Arrest. Thousands of people die each year from automobile accidents caused by drunk driving. We're heading over to Ireland to attend the annual Saint Patrick's Day Festival to celebrate with the Irish. Natilee loves Ireland and she is called my Celtic Princess. There's gonna be all kinds of Dancing and all kinds of fun activities. I'm looking forward to having fun.
I arrived back at the estate.
We were in Vanzilla 2.0 flying in Jet mode flying towards Ireland.
Maria: I honestly thought that Mr. Krabs had changed. I mean, it's not like he tried to intentionally kill us.
Lily: I thought so too Maria. But no matter what some people will never change no matter how hard we try.
Lincoln: That's true.
Jen: You know, if a bad guy attacks, me and Bruce will Hulk out in honor of St. Patrick's Day.
Me: We have to be ready for anything.
Poliwag: Happy St. Patrick's Day, Nico.
Nico: Same to you Poliwag.
Poromon: Happy St. Patrick's Day, Nico.
Nico: Thanks Poromon.
Poromon: I hope there's food at the festival.
Me: They always do have food Poromon. It's really good food.
Luna: I love Ireland dudes. Shepherd's Pie is really good and it's Mick Swagger's favorite.
Laney: I love Irish food. And I also like the Irish dancing and the songs.
Natilee: I love the Irish songs too Laney. One of my favorites is Star of The County Down.
Jared: That's one of my favorites too.
Brittney: Same here. It was made back at the end of the 19th century. It's about a man from his point of view who tries to meet a young lady named Rose McCann who is often called the Star of The County Down. It takes place in Banbridge Town in Northern Ireland.
Lori: That literally sounds interesting.
Lana: Can you sing the song Natilee?
Natilee: I sure can.
The song played.
Natilee: (Singing Divinely)
Near Banbridge town, in the County Down
One morning in July
Down a boreen green came a sweet colleen
And she smiled as she passed me by.
She looked so sweet from her two white feet
To the sheen of her nut-brown hair
Such a coaxing elf, I'd to shake myself
To make sure I was standing there.
Chorus
From Bantry Bay up to Derry Quay
And from Galway to Dublin town
No maid I've seen like the sweet colleen
That I met in the County Down.
As she onward sped I shook my head
And I gazed with a feeling rare
And I said, says I, to a passerby
"Who's the maid with the nut-brown hair?"
He smiled at me, and with pride says he,
"That's the gem of Ireland's crown.
She's young Rosie McCann from the banks of the Bann
She's the star of the County Down."
Chorus
I've travelled a bit, but never was hit
Since my roving career began
But fair and square I surrendered there
To the charms of young Rose McCann.
I'd a heart to let and no tenant yet
Did I meet with in shawl or gown
But in she went and I asked no rent
From the star of the County Down.
Chorus
At the crossroads fair I'll be surely there
And I'll dress in my Sunday clothes
And I'll try sheep's eyes, and deludhering lies
On the heart of the nut-brown rose.
No pipe I'll smoke, no horse I'll yoke
Though with rust my plow turns brown
Till a smiling bride by my own fireside
Sits the star of the County Down.
The song ended and we cheered for her.
Me: That was great Natilee!
Natilee: Thanks dad.
Laney was practicing Irish Dancing. She was really good at it.
Lincoln: Laney I didn't know you can dance Irish.
Laney: I've learned all kinds of dancing from our travels all over the world Lincoln. It's amazing at how many styles of dancing there are all over the world.
Me: There sure are Laney. The world has many styles of dancing.
Shannon: I like dancing too. You know the funny thing is, in Chicago every Saint Patrick's Day they dye the water in the river green. I thought that was cool.
Me: I see that on the news and it is so cool! It must be a way to celebrate the holiday.
Later we landed in Dublin, Ireland. The Capital City of Ireland. We were in the town square of the city where the festival was setting everything up. The Festival doesn't begin until 6:00 PM. It was 3:00 PM over in Ireland.
Jared was thinking about what to do for the dancing. Then suddenly he felt a telepathic call. His eyes glowed neon red and he heard a voice in his head.
?: (Irish Accent) Help me Jared. They're going to kill me! Help me!
Jared: (GASPS IN SHOCK!)
Me: Son what's wrong?
Jared: I have to go guys. Something called me.
Me: I'll come too son.
Lincoln: Same here.
Jared: Okay guys.
We flew with Jared.
At Stonehenge a sacrificial ritual was taking place. We saw a bunch of women with glowing neon red eyes and they screamed in the most horrific manner ever known. Their hair was waving all over the place. They had one of their own strapped to a sacrificial alter. It was Sh'lainn Blaze.
Me: The Banshee's of Celtic Legend.
Jared: And they're about to sacrifice one of their own.
Lincoln: That is completely disgraceful.
Me: You said it buddy. If there's one thing we never tolerate it is Satanic Ritualistic Murder.
Jared: She's the one that called out to me.
Me: That's Sh'lainn Blaze. Lets roll!
We flew in and Lincoln fired his lightning and electrocuted the Banshee Clan queen and Jared swooped in and ripped the shackles off.
Jared: Are you all right Sh'lainn?
Sh'lainn: Thanks to you Jared. You saved my life.
Jared: No one deserves to be sacrificed like this.
Me: That's right.
The Banshee's fired blasts of energy from their hands and they were flying. We dodged them. They were emitting the most horrifying scream imaginable. It was enough to send shivers down my spine.
Me: That is so creepy.
We flew into the air and we saw the Banshee's hands become long claws and they fired powerful energy blasts at us. We deflected and dodged them.
Lincoln fired powerful lightning and electrocuted them.
Jared fired blasts of fire and burned some of them.
We flew back to the Festival. But knowing the Banshee's they we're not going to stop until they kill us.
Back at the festival everyone was getting ready. But then, Nico saw a Magmar and a Pinsir.
Nico: Is that a Magmar and a Pinsir?
Ash: It sure is Nico. I battled the gym leader of Cinnabar Island, Blaine and he had a powerful Magmar. Charizard and Magmar were both equally matched.
Nico: Wow! That must've been quite a battle.
Ash: It was. But not as big as the battles on Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Serena: That's true.
Misty was shaking in fear at the sight of the Pinsir.
Lana: Misty what's the matter?
Brock: She's never been a big fan of Bug Pokemon. They creep her out.
Misty: Bugs really bug me!
Nico: That's very common in some girls but I think it's very stereotypical. No offense girls.
Lori: None taken Nico.
Lola: I don't like bugs either and Lana has all kinds of pets.
Nico: I know. But those two Pokemon are mine.
Nico threw two Pokeballs and caught them.
Me, Jared, Lincoln and Sh'lainn landed and we told everyone everything.
Brittney: So the Banshee's will be coming for us?
Me: That's right and they're going to kill us to get to Sh'lainn here.
Laney: We won't let that happen to her.
Lana: YEAH!
Jared: And I can always be with her because of the ordinance I'm on.
Me: Like me and Lincoln son.
Jared: You got that right dad.
?: You're doing a great job J.D.
We turned and saw a friend of mine: Nick Logan.
Me: Nick Logan.
Nick: It's great to see you again J.D.
We hugged.
Me: It's great see you again Nick.
Nick: You too.
We told Nick about all our adventures.
Nick Logan: My favorite part of your adventures was when you guys defeated Fright Knight.
Nico: Now that's an adventure to remember. I conquered my fear of Slappy the Dummy from Goosebumps.
Ed: And I smashed a clone of Tantrum A.K.A. Thomas Kim!
We laughed.
Me: And you achieved Super Saiyan 2.
Nico: That's true.
?: Dawn!
Dawn saw a Pokemon she met on her adventures and it was one she knew all too well. It was a Shaymin.
Dawn: Shaymin!
It jumped into her arms and she was reunited with it.
Me: You know this Shaymin, Dawn?
Dawn: I sure do. We encountered it when we were having lunch and it has an amazing and powerful ability.
Me: I heard it has this explosive ability called Seed Flare.
Brock: That's right J.D. Seed Flare is Shaymin's unique ability. It absorbs polluted air through it's body and converts it to light and water and releases it all explosively.
Me: Wow! That's amazing Brock.
Brock: It is. We got a first glimpse of what Shaymin's Seed Flare can do. He absorbed the polluted air from the smoke of our barbecue and it was powerful enough to blow our picnic away.
Me: Wow! If it packs that much explosive power from just a little polluted air, then who knows how much explosive power it can get from a majorly polluted city.
Lori: That is literally amazing.
Shaymin: That's right.
Me: No kidding.
Shaymin: I do have a unique ability don't I?
Me: How is it able to talk?
Dawn: It's telepathy.
Me: That is neat.
Laney: It sure is.
Then we heard a horrific scream.
Me: Here come the Banshees!
Eddy: Man that is loud.
Brittney: The Banshee's of Celtic legend.
Shannon: Lets get ready.
The Banshee's landed in front of us and we stood ready. A Force Field was placed over the city of Dublin except for the town square.
Banshee: I hope you're all having a Happy St. Patrick's Day. It's gonna be your last!
Me: Not if we have anything to say about it. You want to get to Sh'lainn, you'll have to go through us!
We transformed.
Sideways: This is gonna be awesome guys! I'm glad J.D. changed me.
Red Alert (Cybertron): (British Accent) This is gonna be amazing.
We went at the Banshees and I punched one in the face and fired a powerful energy blast and it hit her and exploded.
KRABOOOOOMMMMM!
Me: You all will never be welcome here on this world! Sh'lainn Blaze is the only one welcome!
Edzilla: Banshees loud. BUT ED LOUDER. ED IS LOUDEST THERE IS! (roars at the banshees)
Edzilla's roar blew the Banshee's away.
Nico: Banshee Clan, you have all failed this city!
Me: More like they have failed the world.
(Transformers Cybertron theme plays)
Red Alert: CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into Red Alert and the Missile on him turned into a super deadly particle laser.
Nico: That is so awesome!
Me: It sure is.
Red Alert fired a powerful death ray and burned some of the Banshee's into dust.
Blue Beetle fired numerous laser beams and burned the banshees.
Blue Beetle: It's combo time Red Alert!
Red Alert: You got it Jaime.
Red Alert fired his particle Laser and Blue Beetle fired a blue laser.
Red Alert and Blue Beetle: PURPLE LASERSTORM DEATHRAY!
The blasts combined and turned into a deadly purple death ray and it obliterated most of the Banshee's in an instant.
Blue Beetle: That was awesome!
Sideways in his fighter jet mode and he was awesome looking. Much better than a motorcycle. He fired numerous missiles and blew the banshee's apart. Fire Man incinerated them.
Sideways: Combo Time Fire Man.
Fire Man: You got it Sideways.
Sideways fired numerous lasers and Fire Man fired a massive blast of fire.
Sideways and Fire Man: INFERNO LASERSTORM!
The blasts turned into a deadly firestorm of lasers and fire and burned and incinerated some of the banshees.
Natilee: (Irish Accent) You wretched monsters are never going to be part of our world!
Metroplex: (Scottish Accent) That's telling them wee lass. Lets get them.
Metroplex transformed and his bucket head excavator shoveled turned into a giant powerful battle axe called the Sparkdrinker.
Natilee: Lets dance wretches!
Natilee fired a blast of energy and Metroplex slammed his Sparkdrinker into the Banshees and smashed them to pieces.
Natilee: Lets finish these wretches with our combo Metroplex.
Metroplex: You got it lass. You can use this. CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Planet Key went into the wheel and turned it into a deadly axe. Metroplex gave Natilee his axe and channeled energy into it and jumped into the air. The Axe Head turned neon green and turned into an energy four-leaf clover.
Natilee and Metroplex: AXE OF THE LUCK OF THE IRISH!
Natilee swung the axe and slashed through many Banshee's and killed them and reduced them to ash.
Metroplex: Well done lass!
Natilee: Thanks Metroplex. Those wee roaches will never be welcome here.
Now it was just me and the Banshee Queen, Mab.
Me: How can you do that to Sh'lainn, Mab?
Queen Mab: She is a traitor and wants us to coexist with humans.
Me: How can that be a bad thing!? She wants to be a part of our race!
Queen Mab: I won't let that happen.
I charged and then just as I was about to punch her she created a powerful force field of pure dark energy.
Me: Wow!
Mab: Let's see how you like dealing with a force field for a change! Not so fun now, is it?!
Me: You have a Dark Orb in your possession.
Mab: That's right J.D. (Forms a sword of dark energy) And I believe you know this ability.
Me: How can I not? That's Galvatron's dark energy sword projection.
Mab: That's right.
Me: I have that ability as well.
I did the same thing.
Mab: How can that be? Galvatron is dead.
Me: True, but I accidentally acquired Nico's ability to use all the abilities of the villains and bad guys we kill or capture and Galvatron had numerous abilities including energy sword projection. As long as evil exists in this universe, we will always be there to stop it and protect everyone we care about.
Mab: Humans are nothing but monsters and they have no right to exist. That's why we're going to destroy everyone!
Me: You have no right to decide that! We have a right to live and to protect the people we care about and that's something a warped freak like you can never understand!
Varie: You tell her hon!
Mab: You will all die!
Me: You first!
(Battle of The Heroes from Star Wars III plays)
We dashed at each other and engaged in a powerful and deadly sword fight. Sparks were flying everywhere and massive fiery explosions rattled the land. Thunderous shockwaves from the explosions shook everything. Luckily the force field was holding. I fired energy blasts at Queen Mab and she protected herself in a force field. We clashed our swords again and it was turning into all of Ireland into a deadly and epic conflagration. We stopped and looked at each other. My eyes were filled with righteous justice and Queen Mab's eyes were filled with burning malevolent hatred.
Me: All that hatred inside you and you have no love for anyone but yourself. I pity you Mab.
Mab: Save your pity for the weak! Only the strong shall live and the weak will die!
Jared: Let me take over dad.
Me: Go get her son.
Jared: With pleasure.
Jared unsheathed his sword and it glowed red.
Jared: My grandpa once told my dad this: If all you ever think about is nothing but hatred, you're destined to go to Hell.
Mab: I will kill all of you and take you with me to Hell!
Jared: You have no honor and now I'm going to finish you!
Jared then flared up his rainbow aura.
Allenby: Show no mercy!
Jared: With pleasure.
Jared went at Mab and teleported and slashed her face.
Mab had a cut on her face that was bleeding blue blood.
Jared: Your blood is blue.
Jared and Mab clashed their swords and sparks were flying everywhere and he kicked her in the face and sent her crashing into the force field.
Jared: Time to finish you Mab.
Nick L.: It's final smash time! CRYPTOZOOLOGY SPIRIT STRIKE!
Nick released astral spirits that looked like all the creatures in cryptozoology and legend and they went at Mab and hit her and exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Me: Nick that was so awesome!
Nick L.: Thanks J.D. I've seen it all in my job on the Alliance.
Me: I believe it.
Musa: Now it's my turn. MUSIC SONG BOMBER!
Musa fired a massive energy blast with a musical note on it and it hit Mab and exploded.
Brittney: Now for our Final Smash.
GOTHS OF DARKNESS: NIGHTFLAME HORSEMEN RIDE!
The Goths of Darkness rode on horses made of pure black fire and like the Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse they unleashed a massive assault on Mab and it was extremely brutal.
Jen and Bruce became the She-Hulk and the Incredible Hulk and they unleashed a brutal assault on Mab by punching and smashing her face in.
Shaymin: Let me show you how strong my technique is.
Dawn: Are you sure Shaymin?
Shaymin: I'm sure Dawn.
Me: The smoke from the fire should give you enough.
Shaymin: Okay.
Shaymin sucked all the smoke from the fire we made and it was a lot of smoke. Then it glowed.
Me: Brace for impact!
We shielded ourselves and Shaymin released a massive explosion of light, energy and water and it was unbelievably powerful!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
The Shaymin's Seed Flare it rełeased was so powerful that it sent Mab crashing into the force field and she was badly electrocuted and burned.
Me: Wow! What power! That was awesome and powerful!
Nico: No kidding. I can't believe it packs that kind of explosive power!
Dawn: Shaymin that was incredible!
Shaymin: That was amazing huh?
Courage: You guys might want to cover your ears.
Nico: Ok. (covers ears)
We did so.
Courage took a deep breath and he released his biggest scream ever. (Ball of Revenge Scream)
Courage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
The scream was so powerful and so loud that it blew Mab to pieces and obliterated her in an instant.
Me: Holy mackerel!
Francesca: Courage that is a powerful scream.
Courage laughed.
The spirits of the banshees appeared.
Banshee spirit: You shouldn't have been able to kill us the way you did. No one has ever been able to scream as loud as us!
Courage: First time for everything.
Banshee: What, are you going to scream our spirits to death too?!
Nicole: As tempting as it is but we have a better place for you. (Chants an Incantation) ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLEN LIRUS-NOR!
The spirits of the Banshee's all went into the Book of Vile Darkness.
Nicole: You people will never terrorize our planet again.
We powered down and saved Sh'lainn, all of Ireland and the world from the terror of the Banshee clan.
We went back to the festival. We were now the Heroes of Ireland.
Nico: Shall we dance milady?
May: You know it fair sir.
We did all kinds of dancing to Irish music and traditional songs and it was awesome. We also had great food and no beer because we don't drink. Nick and Sh'lainn now live in our estate.
Nick L.: (To the viewers) Never mess with the greatest team in the universe or you are asking for trouble.
Me: You said it Nick. (To the Viewers) This has been a great Saint Patrick's Day for all of us and have a great Saint Patrick's Day to you all my friends.
I pull out bagpipes and played a traditional Irish song. A Four-Leaf Clover irised in and closed around my face and I winked at the screen.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete
Roswell Conspiracies: Aliens, Myths and Legends is a really amazing and fascinating show that was on from August 27, 1999 to June 3, 2000 and it was so cool! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time, Happy Saint Patrick's Day and may the Luck of The Irish be with you all lads.
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