The Eggman Alliance; Sonic Dimensions -a Sonic story-
Chapter One: The Eggman Meeting
He stood in the dark room at his super computer within his sinister lair, observing his active super computer. Machinery hummed and whirred as the computer beeped and the screen blinked repeatedly, showing footage of events from the past; scenes of the hedgehog battling and defeating the doctor's massive of army robots.
As the footage continued to play, Doctor Eggman's anger seemed to rise as he spoke. Not to himself, he wasn't alone, there were others in the room and Eggman was in the middle of a meeting that had just started.
"For years, I've tried to conquer the world and establish my glorious empire with my amusement park-city Eggmanland as the crown jewel of it all." Eggman snarled, "But that hedgehog, that one blasted hedgehog, always gets in my way. I hate him the ultimate fury of a thousand devastating nuclear explosions, and after all this time and so much of this, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
The doctor slammed the dashboard and the onscreen footage faded, the super computer slowly powered down and Eggman continued speaking.
"Every single one of my plans, every Badnik that I've dispatched, all of it utterly destroyed and down the drain. What a waste! I can't stand it any longer, Sonic has now forced me into a corner. This plan is risky and dangerous, but what am I supposed to do? After all this time, that spiky menace leaves me no other choice. Any other plan I can come up with, it'll all be ruined…"
He finally turned to the other people in the room, the lights slowly activating. "But, with your help…" Eggman declared, "I, the glorious Doctor Eggman, can finally achieve my dream of global domination and FINALLY DESTROY THAT MEDDLESOME RAT OF A HEDGEHOG FOR GOOD!"
Descending into a bout of insanity, Eggman erupted into a fit of evil laughter until he was laughing maniacally to a point where it gave his lackeys the chills. Orbot shuddered nervously and so did Cubot, both robots were worried that their boss was on the verge of a complete mental breakdown.
And yet, Eggman's robot lackeys weren't the only ones disturbed by this...
Gathered around the large metal table, sitting almost comfortably, were a group of large mustached men in various outfits, all of whom looked exactly like Eggman. In fact, they were Eggman; all of whom came from other universes and different timelines. Some of them looked very cartoonish, a few others looked like muscular, flipped upside-down humanoid egg people and some were recognizable.
Classic Eggman, Eggman's younger and pudgier self clad in the yellow cape, red shirt and black pants, sat next to Eggman Nega on the far-right end of the table across from two red-eyed cartoon versions of Eggman; One version seemed to have a larger, bushier mustache just like the real Eggman.
The real Eggman was still laughing evilly, letting it all out. By this point, Boom Eggman, one of the muscular versions of Eggman in the red outfit, looked slightly unnerved by this. He shrugged and turned to a blonde version of himself wearing a blue version of his outfit. "And he's lost it." Boom Eggman remarked.
"So true, bro-yo." Blue Eggman aka Morpho replied.
"And he makes me look tame in comparison." Remarked Lord Eggman, another Eggman version who sported a scar and a black outfit, "However, why do we have to put up with this?"
"YOU ALREADY KNOW WHY?" AoSTH Robotnik snarled, slamming his fist on the table, "ITS BECAUSE OF THE BLUE ONE WE KNOW! That blasted blue pest is WHY WE TORE EVERY INCH OF HAIR FROM OUR HEAD UNTIL WE HAVE NO HAIR LEFT EXCEPT FOR OUR GORGEOUS MUSTACHES!"
"Am I still going to get this crazy in the future?" Classic Eggman asked.
Eggman overheard his past self as he finished his evil laugh. "Oh ho ho ho!" He sneered at the younger Eggman, "Don't push your luck, you pudgy scientist. This may be your plan someday in the future, and on top of that, WE'LL HAVE A CONTEST TO SEE WHO'S THE CRAZIEST VILLAIN HERE WHEN WE FINALLY DESTROY SONIC FOR GOOD! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
"Hold the phone, Doctor Eggman." Boom Eggman interjected, "Since you want to destroy the hedgehog and take over the world as the reason you gathered us all here, why don't we do that now?"
"That's because we have to get to know each other first and plan our plan of attack." The main version of the doctor explained, "Almost all of you are me from a different universe and, of course, it's important to get to know your counterparts who are obviously different from you."
"I think we already know each other…" AoSTH Robotnik growled, "We're both mad scientists, we want to take over Mobius AND A BLASTED HEDGEHOG WE HATE SO MUCH GET IN OUR WAY!"
Nega crossed his arms with a cold scowl on his face, "And this is why I don't have much respect for my ancestor, he can't even beat one blasted hedgehog with his own empire and he now has to turn to us to assist him in his path to glorious victory."
Sat-AM Robotnik slammed his robotic fist on the table, the sound of metal banging against metal sending a chill down the spine of almost everyone. "You're all pathetic fools!" He snarled, "But I, Doctor Ivo Robotnik, was successful in conquering Mobius despite that blasted hedgehog and his petty princess' continuous efforts in interfering with MY control over the world with their band of 'Freedom Fighters'."
Underground Robotnik took a sip of water. "Welcome to the club." He told his counterpart, "The blasted resistance gets on my nerves and there's the cursed rodent and his siblings. I keep sending those idiot bounty hunters to deal with them, but they always fail. Oh, how I hate those hedgehogs..."
Eggmandorf, a powerful Demon King overlord from a distant kingdom sitting next to the cartoon Robotniks, raised a gloved hand. "It could be far worse, you know." He said, "Not only have I been beaten by my world's Sonic, I've been beaten in countless lifetimes. It's a cycle of conflict and reincarnation that started with the defeat of the Demon King Doom, an entity I am reincarnated from."
"What's with the empty chair next to you?" LEGO Eggman asked.
"Let's just say, we have another guest coming very soon."
"And that would be me..." A sinister voice boomed.
Loud thunder roared and a bright flash of light filled the room, almost blinding everyone. When everything settled and was back to normal, all eyes turned to a towering, muscular being with red eyes sitting next to Eggmandorf in the previously empty chair.
"Greetings!" The demonic humanoid entity said.
Eggman was in shock, "What's the Erazor Djinn doing here?" He glared at Eggmandorf, "What are you up to, you not-so secretive and shady variant of me? Especially when we know that genie's background and that is not an Eggman! He doesn't even look like an Eggman, do you see any Eggman qualities on him? NO, GET HIM OUT OF HERE!"
"On the contrary, Doctor…" Eggmandorf explained, "Lord Doom is an Eggman, he is me from centuries ago. Since you need all the help we can get, I used every power in the universe ever imaginable to reach out to Lord Doom through the void of time and space to recruit him for you. Your wish is our command."
Doom's eyes gleamed menacingly and he eyed Eggman with a wicked smile, "My successor is correct, Doctor. You do want to destroy that meddlesome hedgehog and achieve power beyond your wildest of wild and sinister dreams, don't you? Let me aid you all and bring you the victory you desire. You'll get what you want and so will you..." His eyes gleamed, "...with no deception or backstabbing necessary."
"Now I'm on board with letting you be on board." Eggman remarked with a grin, delighted by Doom's promise of power while the dark lord and Eggmandorf began whispering amongst themselves and snickering with sinister delight.
"Looks like we're gonna have to put up with that guy, Steve..." Boom Eggman told Morpho.
"Hey, Lord Eggmandorf." Lord Eggman told Eggmandorf, "I don't think I've said this already, but I like your style with the black outfit. It makes you look like a warlord and an intimidating conqueror; you look strong too. Did I already compliment your outfit and how manly you look?"
Eggmandorf bowed slightly, "Your compliment has been accepted, your lordship."
"You're welcome, your super evilness."
The real Eggman cackled with glee, delighted by the sight of two Eggmen complimenting each other. "This plan may actually work…" He purred, "All of us, starting to get along perfectly, getting to know one another and without a hint of distrust or hostility towards each other."
"It depends on if the plan is perfectly planned out and how much we are willing to trust you not to betray us when it's over…" Snarled Fleetway Robotnik, a Robotnik who resembled AoSTH Robotnik.
Just as Eggman was about to say something, the wall exploded and a large figure entered the room. All eyes turned to the newcomer and AoSTH Robotnik let out a scream of terror.
"NO, NOT HER!" He wailed, "ANYONE BUT HER! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Standing in the room, wearing a hat upon a coned head, a pink dress and high-heels while bearing a large mustache and black eyes was a large cartoonish woman who nearly resembled AoSTH Robotnik. The female Robotnik glared at Eggman and stomped towards him, eyes blazing with fury.
"Ah, w-w-welcome, Mama Robotnik." Doctor Eggman said, attempting to politely welcome his next and latest guest into his lair, "Your timing is unprecedented as w-w-we just started a while ago..."
"YOU DIDN'T NOTIFY ME!" Mama Robotnik snarled, "AND YET, I'M TOLD MY SON IS HERE, BUT I GET NO NOTICE THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT THIS MEETING WITH HIM! A shame on YOU, Doctor Eggman. Didn't your Mama Robotnik teach you ANYTHING, you should be a multiversal disgrace!"
"Eh, g-g-greetings, m-m-mother." AoSTH Robotnik said with a stammer, pulling up a spare chair from close by, "W-W-Would you care to join us? We were just making plans on destroying Sonic!"
Mama Robotnik stormed towards her son, towering over him with a very terrifying look on her face that made the cartoonish super-villain sweat with fear. "I cannot believe..." Mama Robotnik raged, "...that my son hasn't destroyed Sonic yet AND NOW WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER WITH OTHER ROBOTNIKS TO GET THE JOB DONE! This is why I'm here, TO ENSURE WE DO NOT MESS THIS UP!"
"GAH!" Boom Eggman yelped, his forehead sweating, "Sh-Sh-She's so scary, I-I-I'm almost reminded of s-s-s-someone else I u-u-used to know. I-I-I think I'd rather deal with Mombot than her..."
"Yeah, true that." Morpho murmured, "I'd take Mombot over a Mama Robotnik any day, especially when she's way less scary than her."
"Do we have to put up with this b*%^?" Sat AM Robotnik asked with annoyance.
"I HEARD THAT!" Mama Robotnik whacked him on the head with an umbrella, causing the cartoon-ish dictator to moan in pain and he rubbed his head.
"Ugh…" Fleetway Robotnik muttered, "I'm glad my world doesn't have a version of her."
Classic Eggman was looking at Eggman with a sweating, nervous face, telling him that he didn't want to deal with Mama Robotnik. The sinister scientist nodded to his uneasy past self, making sure the younger Doctor Eggman was aware that the presence of AoSTH Robotnik's dreadful near-identical mother also made the main version of Eggman feel very uneasy.
However, for the villainous madman, all of this was necessary. In order to finally destroy Sonic, Eggman needed the help of almost every Robotnik from across the multiverse, even if it meant recruiting certain versions with certain controversy surrounding those said versions.
And, to an extent, Mama Robotnik was one of those versions. It was just remarkable that the universe AoSTH Robotnik was from seemed to have multiple versions of himself. According to a file which Eggman had on his dimensional computer, that Robotnik had a cousin somewhere named Doctor Warpnik. According to the file, Warpnik was some kind of loony, a loony AoSTH Robotnik hated.
If he were here, there was no doubt that Warpnik would have gotten on almost everyone's nerves and very likely would've completely driven AoSTH Robotnik to the snapping point.
"Settle down, both of you, and start treating our guest with respect! She is just as evil and Eggman-ish as both of us!" Eggman told the other Eggmen in a loud voice, making sure to shout loud enough for the others to hear him. Everyone stopped talking, all eyes were once again on the main version of the mad doctor.
Once all was settled, Eggman spoke again, "I know how you feel, I don't like this either, but the enemy of my enemy is my friend at a time like this. And right now, it is important to remember the main reason we are gathered here on this important day in history. Who is our enemy, who the reason we are all here, who do we hate so much that we want to destroy with all the fury in our black hearts?"
"SONIC!" The other Eggmen shouted in unison.
"And what is our ultimate goal, our evil dream, OUR GREATEST MISSION EVER?! What do we want above all else, what has been our top ambition for years?"
"DESTROY SONIC AND RULE THE UNIVERSE!"
Listening to this, Eggman howled with villainous glee and rubbed his hands together, this was where the fun began. He was savoring every second of stirring up his counterparts' hatred of Sonic and determination to destroy him as soon as possible, now that they knew each other, they had to begin. In fact, Eggman couldn't wait to get started right away.
"Excellent, EGGS-CELLENT!" The doctor cried, "Now that we know each other and are in agreement on what must be done, the work shall begin."
Without a second to waste, he pressed a button on a nearby console and, before long, a horde of Badniks was in the room; Moto-Bugs, Buzz Bombers, Egg-Pawns and Egg Fighters, every single robot was ready to fight and destroy for their masters.
"The world shall tremble before our combined genius, cowering in fear before the might of our forces..." Eggman went on, pulling up a holographic map of the world, "Villages shall be ravaged and pillaged, no stone will be unturned. We will attack the nearest settlements we can find; our attack will spark just enough terror that will attract Sonic's attention for him to come running.
"And when the hedgehog arrives, he will be outnumbered, backed into a corner like the rat caught in the trap that he is and will be. THE EGGMAN ALLIANCE SHALL SHOW NO MERCY, WE WILL WIPE HIM OFF THE FACE OF THIS EARTH, BLASTING HIM TO SMITHEREENS!
"THEN WE'LL CRUSH HIS FRIENDS AND ENSLAVE ALL THE INNOCENT FOLK WHO LOOK UP TO THAT PESKY HEDGEHOG FOR EVERYTHING HE BELIEVES IN AND STANDS FOR! Now here's the best part. Once Sonic and his friends are finally eradicated, WE CAN UNLEASH THE FULL MIGHT OF OUR ROBOT FORCES ON THE GLOBE! ANYONE WHO DARES TO OPPOSE US WILL FACE EGGS-TERMINATION!
"Then, with the world under our iron grip, we can expand our influence to every civilization in the galaxy and every universe! With Sonic destroyed, some of the other Sonics you know will follow AND WE CAN FINALLY RULE OUR WORLDS UNOPPOSED AS THE MULTIVERSE'S SUPREME RULERS!"
Everyone in the room roared with gleeful anticipation, ready to begin following Eggman into battle. The doctor laughed again and his cackle echoed throughout the lair. "MOBILIZE OUR FORCES AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE!" He ordered, "A new era looms and Sonic won't even know what hit him!" With that, the Eggmen began mobilizing and making their final preparations for battle...