It was a nice, quiet day at the Super Smash Brothers Hotel... when Princess Peach Toadstool farted, her big brassy gas strong enough to shake the entire metropolis of Earthbound's Fourside, with the hotel located on the top of the highest skyscraper in the middle of the city.

"Excuse me!" Peach giggled as she wafted once more, waving her right hand as she was in her regular pink dress, being in the middle of the hallway as everyone groaned, having to try hard to not breathe in Peach's flatulence.

"And to think, we have even more flatulent characters sharing this hellhole..." Wario muttered to Waluigi, who nodded in agreement.

Lady Palutena, who was extremely kind and wise but also a bit playful, was playing a round of Mario Kart 8 as she was having a blast, with Pit groaning as they were both sharing the same room, with Pit being Toadette on the pipe frame kart and Palutena using Toadette as well, but on the Wiggler bike.

"Ugh, bikes are so broken!" Pit exclaimed as he was quite angry, using the white colored, gimmicky Nintendo WiiU game pad as he shook his head. "Even with the new balancing, bikes still have the advantage!"

Palutena stuck her tongue out in a playful manner as she glanced at Pit, also using the black colored WiiU game pad. "Come now, Pit, you should use the items! They can give you an advantage!"

Pit growled as he glared at Palutena. "It's not when friggin coins is all you get out of it!"

"Calm down, Pit!" Palutena exclaimed as she paused the game, giving Pit a nudge on the head.

Pit rubbed the top of his head with his right hand as he frowned, glancing back at his goddess. "Sorry, ma'am."

Palutena murmured as she glared at Pit. "You know I don't like being called that..."

"Well, it's just that you look so old." Pit remarked as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head, smirking sheepishly.

Palutena's right eye twitched as she slowly turned her head to Pit. "Did you... just say..."

Pit gulped as he waved his hands in his defense. "N-no no, please! I didn't mean to word it like that!"

But Palutena wasn't having any of that. Grabbing Pit, she stuffed the angel boy into her boobs, suffocating him with her tits as Silver The Hedgehog walked in with several cardboard boxes of different topped pizzas.

"Pizza delivery-" Silver remarked as he then saw what was occurring before him, catching Palutena glancing at him as he simply dropped the pizza boxes, raising his hands. "Eeyeah, I'll come back later for the money..." He then made a mad dash down the hallway.

Palutena gasped as she held her hands together, spotting the pizza. "Hey! Our food's here!"

"G-great..." Pit gasped as he could barely breath, trying his best to catch his breath as he placed his left hand on his chest.

Later on, after several more rounds of Mario Kart and pizza eating, Lady Palutena burped loudly, patting her slightly pudgy stomach with her right hand as Pit was quite surprised, blinking as he held his fourth slice of plain pizza in his right hand.

"You definitely have quite an appetite, Lady Palutena," Pit admitted as he was quite shocked at his goddess' gassy behavior.

Palutena chuckled as she faced Pit, closing her eyes as she tilted her head to the right, rolling around her left hand. "I'm a goddess, Pitkuns. I can do whatever I want if I feel like it."

She then opened her eyes, giving Pit a wink. Pit was flabbergasted as Lady Palutena farted, her brassy poot emitting from her big butt cheeks as the room shook, with adult Link slowly poking his head into the room as he had a shocked yet disappointed look on his face. Pit gawked as he spotted Link, with Palutena turning around and giggling as she waved at him.

"Oh hi, Link. Did my fat and gassy big butt farting startle you?" She giggled with another lower pitched toot, playfully sticking out her tongue as she had no shame.

Link sighed as he just left the room, with Palutena laughing as her stomach was no longer pudgy due to her flatulence, with Pit blushing as he was quite unaware of what to make of the situation, not being sure if he wanted to finish his pizza as Palutena's flatulence smelled like pale tuna.

It was going to be long nights, weeks, and months from here on out for poor Pit.

Silver The Hedgehog and the gray colored Robotic Operation Buddy were heading down the hallway as they spotted Palutena introducing herself to the various non playable characters in the hallway, doing several of her taunts and poses as the NPCs applauded and hooted her on, with the two exchanging odd glances with each other.

"Things are getting weirder here every moment," Silver stated as he witnessed Palutena performing a strip tease.

R.O.B. nodded his robotic head in agreement, tilting his mechanical arms up and down. "Indeed. I don't know what to make of this new, tall female..."

"You should probably keep her in check," Arceus stated as he walked by, dressing herself up like Palutena as it wanted to feel like something out of Kid Icarus.

"I love how you're acting so concerned for it," Dry Bowser sarcastically stated as he was painting one of the old pillars that was beginning to have its old paint peel away. "As if

"Trust me, this cameo is all we're going to get. This appearance is as dragged as a net." Gruntilda Winkybunion grumbled as she then zapped Palutena with her witchcraft, turning Palutena into a green frog who had the sudden urge to Make America Great Again, with Donald Trump appearing out of nowhere and nodding his head with a smile.

Author's Note: It was about damn time that I got more motivation to make a new fanfic. And now I can have Palutena fart to everyone's content, without keeping it confined to Kid Icarus. Although there's more to Palutena than just bad gas...