It starts in Israel. I was standing on the hill where Jesus Christ our Lord and savior was crucified in the year 33.
Me: Wow. This is the very hill where Jesus Christ was crucified. That damn King Herod. He killed the son of God in cold blood.
Nico, Divebomb, Poromon, Chop Shop, Dr. Fate, Zatanna, Lana and Lincoln were watching and waiting as backup.
I was waiting for something. I picked up an evil presence in the city of Jerusalem in Israel and I went to the Pope. He told me that the Antichrist is in Jerusalem and is going to make sure that no one stops him from destroying the world. The only way to kill the Antichrist is with the 7 daggers of Tel Megiddo, the only weapons capable of killing the Antichrist. The Pope gave the daggers to me to use for it. I had the chest they were in on my back.
Me: I know you're here son of Satan. This Angel is going to kill you.
Then I sensed a powerful energy behind me. I turned and I saw a little boy about the age of Shannon. It was DAMIEN THORN - THE ANTICHRIST. He had black hair and black clothes on.
Me: Are you the Antichrist?
Damien: That's what they call me in Hell.
Me: So it's finally come. The son of the Devil himself is here to destroy our planet.
Damien: And my father hates you for everything you've done to him.
Me: He's the enemy of God and your father poses a tremendous threat to our planet like you do.
Damien: Soon this planet will be mine and everyone will follow me.
Me: I won't let that happen you Christ Imitator. I only follow the one and true Jesus Christ, our lord and savior and you are making him look bad. I am an angel and I will make sure that you die in the name of God.
Nico: I've seen enough. Lets go guys!
Nico, Divebomb, Poromon, Chop Shop, Dr. Fate, Zatanna, Lana and Lincoln went out and stood ready to face the Antichrist.
Nico: Are we too late to join the party?
Dr. Fate: We decided to help out J.D.
Me: Thanks guys and Kent Nelson A.K.A. Dr. Fate it's an honor.
Dr. Fate: You too J.D. The Justice League told me all about you.
Me: I had a feeling they did. And I shouldn't battle alone.
Nico: That's right. Never fight alone in this.
Antichrist (to Nico): You're right. You heroes shouldn't fight villains alone. So to keep the rest of you occupied, I'm going to summon one of the toughest Heartless that Sora's faced! Just so you won't feel left out.
Nico: Thanks... I think.
Damien: Come on out my friend!
A Kurt Zisa Heartless came out.
Me: A Kurt Zisa!
My dark orb detector device beeped.
Me: You have a dark orb Antichrist?
Damien: That's right. And it's a pretty useful tool.
Me: You know Xehanort makes even your father look like a joke. There are other bad guys that are so pure evil that they make your own father look like a saint compared to him. I take it you heard of our battles?
Damien: I sure have. And you are right. My father may be the most evil angel created by God but you are no match for him.
Me: Don't count on it. I beat your father twice. The 1st time I got this form!
I went Super Angel.
Me: It was with this form that I managed to defeat the Devil the first time. The 2nd time was just recently on the final night of 2018.
I spread my wings and unsheathed my sword.
Me: You have come here to destroy our planet and I will never allow you to poison our minds with evil.
Me: Okay you guys take care of the Kurt Lisa Heartless. I'll take care of the Antichrist.
Nico: You got it J.D. Be careful.
Damien formed a sword of pure fire.
Me: This'll be a battle between Heaven and Hell.
Me and Damien went at it and we clashed our swords. I fired a massive blast of blue fire and Damien fired a blast of red fire. The blasts collided and exploded with incredible power and the land was engulfed in a tremendous wall of blue and red fire. Lightning and thunder crashed in the sky.
Nico fired a blast of fire at the Kurt Zisa and burned it bad. Dr. Fate fired a blast of magic.
Poromon: (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
Poromon fired a massive blast of lightning at the Kurt Zisa.
Wheelie: Poromon, it's combo time! Time to bring the pain to this abomination sublime!
Poromon: Right! (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
Poromon fired a blast of lightning and Wheelie fired a blast from his blaster.
Poromon and Wheelie: LIGHTNING BLASTSTORM SURPRISE!
The blasts hit the Kurt Zisa and exploded.
Divebomb and Chop Shop fired lasers and missiles and they all exploded when they hit him.
Divebomb: Lets get him! Combo time!
Chop Shop: You got it.
Divebomb and Chop Shop fired lasers and missiles.
Divebomb and Chop Shop: MISSILE FIRESTORM DEATH BARRAGE!
The missiles hit the Kurt Zisa and exploded and they killed it.
Nico: It's not over yet. We have to face the Antichrist.
They went to me and the Antichrist.
I was fighting him with everything I have. I kicked him in the face. Nico, Divebomb, Poromon, Chop Shop, Dr. Fate, Zatanna, Lana and Lincoln arrived by me.
Dr. Fate: Let me and Zatanna aid you in fighting the Antichrist, J.D.
Zatanna: Our magic may not be able to kill him. But it should be able to weaken him.
Me: Thanks Zatanna.
Nico: Antichrist, you have failed this city!
Me: More like he has failed both Heaven and Hell.
We all went at the Antichrist.
We hit him with all kinds of powers and attacks and really let him have it.
Poromon: Don't underestimate just because I'm small!
Poromon pecked the Antichrist.
Dr. Fate: Final smash time. ANKH FIRESTORM SWIRL!
Dr. Fate fired a massive Ankh blast and it hit the Antichrist and exploded.
Zatanna: My turn! STARMAGIC STREAMSHOT!
Zatanna fired a massive sparkling stream of magic and it hit the Antichrist and exploded.
KRABOOM!
The Antichrist was in a crater.
Antichrist: You can't beat me. You're all just stupid fools! (to Poromon) And you... you're just a puny pink puffball! (tries to punch Poromon)
Poromon (stops punch with his wing): I'm not just a puny pink puffball. I'm THE puny pink puffball!
Nico: Let's see if I can't destroy your spirit after we kill you!
I blow him down and Lana stuck the Antichrist to the ground with ice.
Me: Normally we don't kill kids but this is not a kid. He's pure evil incarnate.
I pulled out the daggers and recited the Lord's Prayer and stabbed him with the daggers.
Me: Our Father, which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name;
Thy kingdom come;
Thy will be done
in earth, as it is in heaven:
Give us this day our daily bread;
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive them that trespass against us;
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil:
When before the Collect the priest alone recites the prayer, the people here respond: Amen.
When after all have communicated the people repeat each petition after the priest, the prayer ends:
For thine is the kingdom,
the power, and the glory,
For ever and ever.
Amen!
The Antichrist then exploded into a massive pillar of demonic fire and his face was in the fire. His true form was revealed and he was a demonic monster and then he was turned into flaming embers and destroyed.
Me: It's over. The Antichrist is dead!
We cheered wildly.
We went back to the Pope and brought the daggers back to the Roman Catholic Church.
Back at the estate we were talking.
Me: Well we killed the son of Satan.
Nico: We sure did.
Lincoln: It's hard to imagine that the Antichrist was gonna rise to power and destroy the world.
Me: He was the son of the devil. He had to be stopped or he would've destroyed everything.
Lana: Yeah what a jerk!
Me: He will never be welcome here on Earth again.
Clover: J.D. one thing still puzzles me.
Me: What's that Clover?
Clover: What happened to the counterparts of the Cult Lincoln? You said that they were thrown into one of the space prisons.
Me: Yep. The Redemption Squad took them down because of the bad luck travesty.
Clover: So, how did your counterparts from Cult Lincoln's Earth get taken down?
Me: Lets go to the Saturn Prison and we'll tell you.
Laney: This is gonna be interesting.
Then a Furret came in.
Nico: Oh wow a Furret!
A Noctowl flew in and landed on Nico's head.
Me: A Noctowl. Cool!
Then 9 figured came in and landed in front of me. It was an Eevee, a Jolteon, a Vaporeon, a Flareon, an Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon, Glaceon, and a Sylveon.
Me: Oh wow! It's an Eevee and it's 8 Evolutions.
Misty: I love a Vaporeon! It's so cute!
Ninetales: I think Eevee and it's evolutions are so adorable.
Everyone gasped.
Me: I taught Ninetales how to talk like Meowth. She can now talk like a human and she knows how to understand a Pokemon.
Meowth: That's a very impressive deal J.D.
Lincoln: How does an Eevee become 1 of these eight pokemon?
Me: It becomes one of these eight evolution forms through the power of special stones called Evolution Stones.
The Evolutions stones are as follows:
Fire - Flareon
Water - Vaporeon
Thunder - Jolteon
Moon - Espeon
Dusk - Umbreon
Ice - Glaceon
Leaf - Leafeon
Dawn - Sylveon
Me: These stones are what can be used to help Pokemon evolve.
Brock: That's right J.D.
Bonnie: I like the Jolteon. It's so amazing.
Me: Be careful Bonnie.
The Eevee and it's evolutions became my Pokemon. Nico caught the furret and the Noctowl.
Dr. Fate: (To the viewers) The powers of Heaven and Hell are strong but J.D. is just as strong as Heaven.
In the skies above the planet Saturn we were in the Saturn Prison. Not only is it also the Saturn Insane Asylum but it's also a prison as well. The Cult Lincoln and Lily and the Santiago's and Casagrande's were with us.
Me: Here we are guys. This is the Saturn Prison and Mental Hospital.
Sam (TS): This is so amazing!
Clover: I can't believe it's all the way out here in the skies of Saturn.
Alex: It sure is beautiful. The clouds go on forever and the rings of Saturn are beautiful from this view.
We went into the prison part. We saw the most dangerous inmates we ever brought to justice.
Me: These guys are some of the most dangerous criminals in the world and they have a nasty disposition.
Lori: Yep. These guys are literally the worst scum ever.
Inmate #1: Well, well, well. If it isn't the Loud Sisters.
Inmate #2: It might not be the same ones. But you'll do just likely. Your going to pay for your counterparts throwing us in here!
Me: For your information you freak we're here to visit their counterparts.
We went to the Solitary Confinement bay.
Me: When we beat the sisters of the Lincoln that joined Project at Eden's Gate we placed them into Solitary Confinement. Because all the prisoners would never stoop to their level they would kill them so we put them into these Solitary Confinement cells for their own protection.
Laney: Well it's good that the prison populous won't hurt them.
Me: Yeah.
We went to the first cell and in it was Lori Loud. She was dressed in a light blue prison jumpsuit and she had her hair in a ponytail.
Me: Here's Lori.
Lori: I can't believe that this is the disgrace I would literally become.
Bobby: Oh babe I'm glad this is not you.
Roxanne: Me neither papa.
Linda: This (Censored) is a total loser!
Lori: (Scolding) Linda! Don't use language like that!
Linda: Sorry mom but it's true.
Me: Got to admire her spirit though.
Natilee: You said it dad.
Roxanne: How did this version of you get so badly sad mommy?
Lori: That was literally a memorable fate.
FLASHBACK 1 - CULT LORI
In the Cult Lincoln's dimension we rushed into the Loud House and the door exploded into dust and they all saw us.
Cult Lori: Can we help you?
William: Kind of ironic that we're about to take down alternate versions of the people who helped us form our group in the first place!
Teresa swiped Lori's phone.
Teresa (destroys Cult Lori's phone): You should be glad I don't have my Talon powers. Because if I did, you'd be dead already!
Arpeggio and Teresa went at the Cult Lori and brutally beat her up.
FLASHBACK 1 ENDS
Teresa: After we threw the Lori in that dimension in here, Bobby broke up with her and all her friends at school now hate her guts to the core. They called her a murderer and a brother killer.
Arpeggio: (British Accent) I can't help but feel sorry for her.
Teresa: Me too Arpeggio. Lynn was the driving force behind this.
Lynn: What my alternate self did really makes her the ultimate sore loser.
Me: Yep.
Next was the alternate Leni's cell.
We saw the Cult Leni in a sea foam green jumpsuit and she was crying hard. She had cut scars all over her.
Leni: This version of myself is totes sad.
Me: You said it Leni.
Xion: Me and Karai really let her have it.
FLASHBACK 2 - CULT LENI
Xion (to Cult Leni): You're mostly the same as the Leni we know. Almost makes me sorry that I'm about to beat you up. Almost.
Xion and Karai slashed her with their swords and Keyblades.
FLASHBACK 2 ENDS
Me: Ouch.
Karai: (Japanese Accent) She deserved to be cut like that.
Xion: Maybe we went a little overboard with her.
Ed: It's awful. I wish I could go Edzilla on her but I can't.
Leni: It's all right Ed.
Next was the alternate Luna's cell.
The Cult Luna was in a purple jumpsuit and she had a bad haircut, nasty bruises and a broken arm.
Luna: Man. This version of me has been through a meat grinder.
Maria: You can thank me and Bai Tza for that.
FLASHBACK 3 - CULT LUNA
Bai Tza (to Cult Luna): Time to have that fight that I didn't get to have with your good version!
Maria and Bai Tza mutilated the Cult Luna with powerful blasts of water that mangled her up.
FLASHBACK 3 ENDS
Maria: We really mangled her up huh?
Luna: Dude. I can't believe I would fail in my duties as a guardian to Lincoln.
Cult Lincoln: It's all right Luna. You may be Luna's alternate self but you are not like my former sister.
Luna: Thanks dude.
Me: Don't you think it's unusual that the Lincoln that was a former member of a cult talking to his sisters in our dimension?
Luna: It does feel unusual. But it's cool dude.
We went to Cult Luan's cell and we saw that she was in a yellow jumpsuit and she had broken teeth and bent up braces and a neck brace.
Me: Wow!
Luan: Geez my braces are bent up.
Me: I hope her insurance provides dental coverage.
Luan: She needs the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. (Laughs to Rimshot) But seriously, she does need to get a better smile.
We laughed at Luan's joke.
Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan!
Lynn Sr.: (Laughs) Good one.
Eddy: (Laughs) That's a good one!
Shego: That was funny. But me and William let her have it.
FLASHBACK 4 - CULT LUAN
William: Laugh on this! (punches Cult Luan)
POW!
Shego and William let her have it big time.
FLASHBACK 4 ENDS
Me: Man that was bad.
Luan: No kidding. But watch this.
Luan snapped her fingers and a bucket of fish heads covered in limburger cheese and skunk oil dropped onto the Cult Luan and she smelled extremely horrible!
Everyone: EW!
Lincoln: That was so funny!
Cult Lincoln: I'm just glad I'm not on the receiving end of that.
Nico: Oh that reminds me guys. April Fools Day is tomorrow.
Me: Oh man! We have to watch ourselves around your brother. If he's as merciless of a prankster as Luan was when I first moved to Michigan then we're in a helluva lot of trouble.
Laney: No kidding.
We went to the Cult Lucy's cell. She was in a black jumpsuit and she was curled up in a fetal position and was shaking out of her mind in fear.
Me: Wow. She sure looks scared.
Demona: I scared her.
FLASHBACK 5 - CULT LUCY
Demona (to Cult Lucy): I guess my dark side wasn't wrong about some humans!
Demona and Riku scared Lucy with black fire and a malevolent glare that was so powerful that it petrified her with incredible nightmarish fear.
FLASHBACK 5 ENDS
Riku: She needs to realize what she did through pure fear.
Me: It's a little too extreme but it works.
We then went to Cult Lana's cell and we saw that she was completely frozen in a block of ice.
Me: She's frozen in a block of ice.
Killer Frost: You can thank me for it.
FLASHBACK 6 - CULT LANA
Killer Frost (to Cult Lana): Do you have anything you want to say for yourself?!
Poison Ivy coated her in Poison Ivy Leaves and Killer Frost froze the Cult Lana in a big block of ice.
FLASHBACK 6 ENDS
Me: Boy she really got the COLD SHOULDER. (Rimshot)
Luan: (Laughs) Good one J.D.
Me: Thanks Luan.
Lana: That was a good one.
Me: In 25 years she'll still be 6 despite spending it all here.
We then were at Cult Lola's cell and we saw that she was in a pink jumpsuit and her face was badly burned and her hair was all burned off.
Me: Wow. She looks like she was burned with acid and in a fire.
Francis and Lea laughed nervously.
FLASHBACK 7 - CULT LOLA
Francis (beats Cult Lola up): I remember when Lola beat me up the first time I met her. I guess you can say that this is my way of exacting payback!
Lea burned Lola bad.
FLASHBACK 7 ENDS
Me: You two really did a number on her.
Lea: The little runt had it coming.
Lola: She deserved it. Well played guys.
Lea: Thanks Lola.
Next was Cult Lisa and she was in a green prison jumpsuit and there were bandages over her eyes.
Me: Whoa. Her eyes are bandaged up.
Lisa: Obviously Stewie here destroyed her optical organs somehow.
Stewie and Bowser Jr. laughed nervously.
FLASHBACK 8 - CULT LISA
Stewie (breaks Cult Lisa's glasses): I hope that got glass in your eyes!
Bowser Jr. and Stewie beat Lisa up bad.
FLASHBACK 8 ENDS
Me: Wow. You two really went to town with her.
Bowser Jr.: She had it coming.
Dexter: I must agree with Bowser Jr. on that one and her predicament is a justifiable one.
Lisa: Indubitably Dexter.
Shocker: Oh J.D. just so you know, Rita and Lynn Sr. got off with Probation but they did lose custody of their kids.
Me: Really Herman?
Shocker: I'm not kidding.
FLASHBACK 9 - CULT RITA
Shocker (to Cult Rita): Hey there. We're here to beat you up. Is now a bad time?
Shocker and Elena electrocuted Cult Rita with a lot of lightning.
FLASHBACK 9 ENDS
Elena: Rita and Lynn Sr. now live by themselves. But it's not pretty for them.
Rita: I have a feeling they are not loving it.
Lynn Sr.: I have a feeling it's not pretty for me either.
Rubberband Man: No it's not Mr. Loud.
FLASHBACK 10 - CULT LYNN LOUD SR.
Rubberband Man (to Cult Lynn Sr.): Give us one good reason why we shouldn't kill you right now!
Rubberband Man and Inque slapped him all over the place.
FLASHBACK 10 ENDS
Inque: It was a justifiable punishment for them.
Baby Lily said something.
Lily: My little self is wondering why she was not involved.
Me: She had no involvement in all of this and she was spared. After we helped Lincoln realize everything that was wrong about him joining a cult like that we got him and Lily placed into the custody of the Santiago's and the Casagrande's.
Hector: Which is a great play on your parts amigos.
Me: Muchas Garcias Senior Hector.
Cult Lincoln: Me and Lily are happy with Ronnie Anne and her family.
Me: I'm glad. Let me show you what happened to Lynn.
We went down to the maximum security section of the prison and it was for the worst and most dangerous criminals. We arrived at a Solitary Confinement cell that had chains on it and it had a bunch of symbols of hatred and evil slogans drawn on it.
Me: This is Lynn Jr.'s cell.
Lynn: Man it's all covered with evil symbols and hate speech on it!
Lori's kids hugged Lori in fear.
Lori: It's all right guys.
Luna: Why is there chains on it?
Me: Because of Lynn's mental state we had to place her in this cell that has a 20 inch thick adamantium door and we had to electrify it with 20,000 volts of electricity. The Lynn from the Alternate Lincoln's dimension is the most dangerous inmate here at the Saturn Insane Asylum Prison. We placed her in this cell because of how wild she is and we also had to chain her to the wall with shackles and trust me she is very dangerous.
I turned off the electricity to the door and opened a window and it was pitch black.
Lynn looked in and she saw Cult Lynn shackled to the wall and in the cell on the walls there were pictures of Cult Lincoln being killed in numerous ways and the words Bad Luck, Jinx, Stinkoln Dies, and more all over the cell. The Cult Lynn had a cast on her leg covered in blood.
Lynn: Boy my version is really insane.
Me: Yeah.
Lynn: Boy it's like I'm battling my dark side all over again.
Venom: It does feel that way.
Lightning: This version of you Lynn is a major sore loser.
Lynn: No kidding. What happened to her leg? Her cast is all red from blood.
Venom: Uh. (Nervously) We ripped out her Achilles Tendon.
We were grossed out by that.
Laney: That's disgusting Venom!
Cult Lincoln: She deserved it nonetheless.
Vince: No kidding.
FLASHBACK 11 - CULT LYNN
Sandman (punches Cult Lynn): I guess this is sort of a continuation of the battle we had when we first met.
Venom, Rhino, Sandman and Clayface pulverized the living crud out of her.
FLASHBACK 11 ENDS
Clayface: Yeah we went overboard with her.
Rhino: It was extreme but she deserved it.
Venom: Yeah.
Sandman: I would call it a cruel twist of fate.
Me: Well. It was extreme but she does deserve it.
Lynn: I want to get a shot in. The least I can do is show her how stupid she was.
Me: Okay Lynn.
I pulled out a keycard and swiped it in a scanner. A handprint and retina scanner came out.
Computer: Authorized Access only. Please provide retina and handprint.
I scanned my hand and my eye.
Computer: Access Approved. Welcome back J.D. Knudson.
Me: Thank you.
The chains unlocked and the door opened. Lynn went in and the Cult Lynn saw her.
Cult Lynn: What the!? You're me!
POW!
Lynn punched her Cult Self in the face with incredible force and Cult Lynn had a nasty black eye.
Lynn: Nobody bullies my brother and calls him bad luck and gets away with it!
Lynn left and the door to the cell closed and locked.
We left the prison and went back home.
Me: So did that answer your questions Clover?
Clover: It sure did. Thank you J.D.
Me: No problem Clover.
We had a great dinner.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete
I chose chapter 666 for the Antichrist fight because I watched the movie The Omen from 2006 and it was both scary and strange. Also I saw in history documentaries that the number of the Beast number 666 would be perfect for it. NicoChan11 and I came up with the ideas for this one. Thanks man. I read about the Antichrist in the Bible and saw many depictions of him in TV and all kinds of movies. They were strange. I based this chapter on the movie The Omen. That movie was a scary one back in the 1970's and it's based on the son of the ultimate evil: The Devil. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.