Part 1: Lila Test's Birthday
In the dining room at 6:30 AM, Me, Nico, Lori, Varie, Lincoln, Mr. Test, Susan & Mary, Johnny and Dukey were at the dining room table.
Me: So what did you wake us up for Mr. Test?
Mr. Test: Well I want to give Lila the best birthday she has had. Today is her birthday.
Me: Oh wow. You called the right people Mr. Test. We plan awesome birthday parties.
Mr. Test: That's what I heard J.D. Today is Lila's birthday and we're gonna make it extra-special with a super surprise breakfast and fashion-appropriate gifts.
Susan T.: Try to get her a good birthday present this year dad.
Mary T.: Not like last year's inappropriate jackhammer.
Flashback shows that Lila Test got a jackhammer and she was bouncing on it out of control.
Mr. Test: It was on sale at an excellent value.
Me: I agree with Susan and Mary, Mr. Test.
Nico: Me too.
Lori: Yeah she could've literally gotten seriously hurt.
Lincoln: What do you think she wants Johnny?
Johnny: I think she wants a new dining room.
Mr. Test: What makes you say that?
Johnny: She left catalogs all over our house in the estate with pictures of it and sticky notes saying I want this for my birthday.
We saw a beautiful dining room in a catalog Johnny pulled out.
Me: That's a nice dining room.
Lori: It literally is beautiful.
Nico: It sure is and Mrs. Test would love it.
Mr. Test: I don't think so and dining room tables cost more than $43.87, and the birthday budget says that all I'm allowed to spend.
Me: Hey no sweat Mr. Test. Me and Lana can build the dining room. I took woodworking classes and I excel at them and Lana is an awesome handyman.
Mr. Test: That's an awesome idea J.D. But how much will it cost?
Me: We'll do it for free.
Lori: That's right. Lana always does stuff for free around the house.
Mr. Test: Wow! Thanks J.D.
Me: You're welcome Mr. Test.
Mr. Test: Johnny you have the most important job of all.
Mr. Test put Johnny in a chair by his parents bedroom door.
Mr. Test: Sitting here and making sure she doesn't ruin her birthday surprise like she does every year by coming downstairs before we're ready.
Me: Mr. Test I think Susan and Mary would be perfect for this job and Lola and Lisa can help as well.
Mr. Test: Well whatever works.
Me: Okay lets get to work. Here's what we do. Susan & Mary, Lola and Lisa will keep watch over Mrs. Test. My daughter Mary, Lincoln and Johnny will make the awesome birthday breakfast. She likes pancakes from what I can tell.
Johnny: She does.
Me: Okay. And for the icing on the cake, Me, Lana and Laney will work on the dining room.
Lori: Perfect plan J.D.
Lincoln: Okay it's time to put Operation: Put Everything Together And Give Mrs. Test The Greatest Birthday She Has Ever Had And Think Of A Shorter Name For This Operation into action!
Me: How about Operation: Lila Test Birthday Extravaganza?
Lincoln: That's perfect!
Nico: Poromon, don't even think of eating all the food. That's for everyone!
Poromon: Okay.
Nico: I'm watching you.
Me: Lets do it!
We got to work.
French Narrator: (French Accent) 2 Hours Later
Lila test woke up and she was excited.
Lila T.: (Squeals) It's my birthday!
Me: (From downstairs) Okay everything is all ready!
Lila was excited and she came down and the whole kitchen was dark.
Lila: Why is everything dark?
She turned on the lights and we surprised her and Johnny was holding a stack of pancakes with candles in them.
Everyone: SURPRISE!
Poromon, Manaphy, and Poliwag: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MRS. TEST!
Lila saw her awesome dining room she wanted and she was ecstatic.
Lila T.: It's... IT'S THE MOST AMAZING BIRTHDAY SURPRISE I'VE EVER HAD!
Me: Happy Birthday Mrs. Test.
Johnny: We made you the best present of them all.
We explained what we did for her.
Me: And there you have it.
Lila T.: Oh thank you all so much for the greatest birthday ever! (Kisses Mr. Test)
Mr. Test: Oh you're welcome Sweetheart.
We had an awesome birthday for Lila.
Lila Test opened her gifts.
Ultra Magnus: Mrs. Test, here's my gift for you.
Ultra Magnus gave her an awesome necklace made from diamonds from Cybertron.
Lila T.: What a beautiful necklace!
Ultra Magnus: It's diamonds from Cybertron. Most priceless substance in the universe.
Me: It's a beautiful necklace.
Part 2: GIVING HEATHER HER JUST DESSERTS
We were watching reruns in the living room of our times on Total Drama. It was so cool!
Me: Boy Gwen you were a force on Total Drama Island. And those dares you and Owen did on Heather? They were awesome! And I would call that an act of karma for Heather getting her head shaving like that.
Gwen: It was Lindsey that made that dare.
Owen: Whoo-hoo! Yeah baby!
Naruto: From all accounts Heather was the meanest and most cold-hearted (Censored) of them all.
Me: You got that right bro.
We continued watching and we saw the most despicable deed she ever did to Gwen. She made it look like Trent was cheating on Gwen by kissing Heather!
We gasped!
Laney: That monster!
Lola: That little cheating monster (Censored)!
Me: I agree. But from what I can't tell, being with Heather for 4 seasons was like living with painful burns from drinking a gallon of Sulfuric Acid.
Courtney: You got that right J.D.
Gwen was enraged. She knew that Heather was a major plague to everyone but Heather is now 150% worse than the Devil!
Me: Gwen I know what you're thinking and I hate Heather just as much as you and Leshawna do. But let me handle this.
I went to the Simulator.
In the Simulator I was doing an exercise where I journey through all of Total Drama Island and make Heather suffer 100 billion fold. The exercise began and I was on Camp Wawanakwa during the very first challenge. I had a copy of the photo of the campers and I looked at Heather and Eva and took a red permanent ink marker and drew Devil Horns and a beard on Heather and Eva. I also put "Heather is one Ugly (Censored)".
Me: (Giggles) (To the Viewers) Predator reference.
I put "Eva is a (Censored) up Sore Loser."
I saw the campers on the tall cliff and they were gonna dive into the lake from that height.
Me: I remember this. This was so awesome.
I saw Leshawna throw Heather into the lake.
Me: Wow. What a fall.
She landed into the lake.
Heather: Leshawna you are so dead.
I grew a really long jellyfish tentacle from where I grow my tail and it wrapped around Heather and electrocuted her with 400 billion volts of electricity.
ZAAAAAAAPPPPPP!
Heather screamed in pain.
Chris: OOOHHH! That's got to hurt!
Heather was twitching bad and Lightning arched around her.
Leshawna saw this.
Leshawna: Thanks for that baby!
I give her the thumbs up and winked at her.
Me: I've only just started with the torture I'm about to administer.
During the Awakeathon challenge I was watching Heather like a hawk. Thanks to everything I learned from my first time on Total Drama, was gonna make sure that Heather gets a one way ticket to prison after the season is done. And I'm also going to make sure that the girls minus Eva get their shot in on her by pulverizing her into oblivion.
I saw Heather grab Eva's Mp3 player and I grabbed her hand.
Me: Back off (Censored).
Heather: You are not gonna stop me from getting what I...
POW!
I punch Heather in the face and she slammed into Eva and crashed into her.
I walk up to Eva.
Me: Here Eva. Heather was trying to steal your mp3 player to tick you off so she can kick you off.
Eva: SHE WHAT!?
I used my powers to show her what I saw. Eva was enraged and she mercilessly thrashed her.
I smiled at her pain.
Owen was voted off.
To make things interesting, I decided to have everyone stay and watch on the island. A montage followed and it showed all the challenges in the show and everything that went down.
When the final challenge came it was between Gwen and Heather and in the end Gwen won. Everyone cheered wildly for Gwen.
Heather was enraged and she could not believe she lost to Gwen!
Heather: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! I SHOULD HAVE THAT $100,000.00! IT WAS MY MONEY!
Me: You don't deserve anything Heather. But here's your consolation prize. Pick a body part girls. You've had this coming for a long time (Censored).
The girls mercilessly beat up Heather with the full wrath of the Forces of Hell and it was a brutal fight.
Me: Wow. In the immortal words of my friend Nico: Heather you have failed all of Canada.
We laughed.
Heather was badly thrashed, disgraced and sent to prison for the rest of her miserable life. She was placed in the Antarctica Prison for all eternity. She now shares a cell with Alejandro. We now had two Heather's with two different fates: One was dead because of a death curse and buried in an unmarked grave and the other was placed in the same cell as Alejandro. I left the simulator and everyone cheered wildly for me.
Part 3: Battle with The Sith Vegetarian Overlord!
It was quiet in the estate.
Chef Hatchett came in and he had a photo album with him.
Chef Hatchett: Hey guys.
Me: Oh hey Chef. What you got there?
Chef Hatchett: A photo album. Before I became the chef and helper of Chris, I was a teacher at a kindergarten and everyone on Total Drama was in my care.
Me: Oh wow! I got to see this.
We saw the photos and Chef Hatchett had Owen, Gwen, Leshawna, Bridgette, Courtney, Noah, Duncan, Cody, Harold, Izzy, Beth, and a boy I don't know in his care.
Me: Aw.
Lori: You guys were literally so cute back then.
Courtney: We sure were Lori. I was very skilled back then. I had 325 badges in a Canadian camp.
Me: Wow. That explains how you became a Counselor In Training.
Duncan: I was an escape artist. I wasn't a troublemaker back then. I was more of an escape artist.
Courtney: A lot things haven't changed 10 years later.
Lola: No they haven't.
Me: But let me tell you, if you guys had your past selves here, you would be great big sisters and big brothers.
Owen: We sure would! Whoo-hoo!
Bridgette: I think it would be so adorable.
Johnny: Megan, can you describe your sister like relationship with Cornelia?
Carol: Of course she can. And as a bonus, I'll describe my sister like relationship with Maria.
Johnny: Cool.
Megan: Me and Cornelia have been close ever since my brother Kevin stopped the Wet Bandits the 2nd time. We have had a powerful bond since we met on the internet in a chat room.
Johnny: Cool!
Carol: My relationship with Maria has been a good one too. We've been close ever since Kindergarten and I stopped bullies from picking on her.
Maria: Yep. We've been close ever since then.
We laughed and we were having a great time talking. Then the alarm went off.
Me: Uh oh.
The computer showed that Johnny's old nemesis Dark Vegan is at it again!
Me: Who or what is that?
Johnny: That's my enemy Dark Vegan. He's one of my neighbors that hates my guts to the core. He was the leader of the planet Vegandon. It's a planet me and Dukey found for an experiment Susan and Mary had to prove the existence of life on other planets. We stopped him from trying to destroy Earth and he hates me now.
Me: Sounds like this guy has one nasty vendetta against you.
Johnny: He totally does.
Jared: The Planet Vegandon sounds like my kind of planet though. What is it?
Johnny: It's a planet where the people only eat plants and man and beast live in total harmony.
Jared: Wow! That IS my kind of planet. And I'm a true vegetarian.
Me: I had a feeling you would like that planet son. How did you defeat Dark Vegan and what drove him to hate your guts Johnny?
Johnny: We destroyed his evil reign and stopped him from destroying Earth. I also destroyed his empire and his daughter Jillian now is leader of the empire.
Me: Well one thing is for sure we can't let this Darth Vader ripoff artist get away with his crimes. Lets get him! And may the Force be with us. Boy I haven't said that in a while.
We went out to get Dark Vegan.
Dark Vegan was destroying lots of cars with his powers and they are exploding into flames.
Dark Vegan: (Evil Laughter) You people will feel my wrath!
We suddenly swooped in I kicked Dark Vegan in his helmet and sent him crashing into a car.
We had our lightsabers ready.
Me: Dark Vegan of Vegandon.
Johnny: Hello Vegan.
Dark Vegan saw Johnny.
Dark Vegan: Johnny Test. My ultimate nemesis. Now I will destroy you and make you pay for everything you've done to me.
Me: You'll have to get passed us first you Darth Vader Ripoff Artist.
We ignited our lightsabers.
(DUEL OF THE FATES PLAYS)
We went at Dark Vegan and he had a purple lightsaber and we clashed. Sparks were flying everywhere when we clashed. I fired a blast of Force Lightning and electrocuted him.
Jared: You are a disgrace to all vegetarians everywhere. You give all us plant lovers a really bad name.
Anakin (to Vegan): You're just a knock off of my Darth Vader self. You're not even threatening as he is!
Vegan: Not yet, I'm not!
Vegan then used the Dark Orb to summon Stormtrooper Heartless.
Vegan: What do you think of me now?!
Nico: Ok, now you look threatening!
Me: Heartless in the form of Imperial Stormtroopers!?
My dark orb detector device showed that Vegan had a Dark Orb.
Me: You have a Dark Orb, Vegan.
Vegan: I sure do. It's a nifty little power tool.
Me: Those Dark Orbs pose a tremendous danger to the entire universe Vegan. We have 47,000 galaxies to cover to destroy them all.
Vegan: That's a lot of galaxies to cover. It'll take thousands of years.
Me: That was my first estimate too and reaction too.
Vegan: Well you won't live long enough to do so! Kill them Troopers.
The Stormtrooper Heartless fired their blasters at us and we deflected them with our lightsabers and slashed them and blasted them with Force Lightning and the power of the Force and it was a powerful and explosive battle. It was one that was being felt by the Jedi in other dimensions and at the newly restored Jedi Temple. It was a tough battle. Ahsoka Tano slashed numerous Stormtroopers and blew them back with the Force.
When we beat and destroyed all the Heartless Stormtroopers we got a massive power boost.
Me: You are next Vegan.
Then a roar was heard and a massive dragon appeared! It was a Heartless Dragon.
The Heartless that appeared was a blue sea dragon. But what Elena recognized was Demyx's sitar at the end of it's tail.
Elena: Demyx?!
Dragopool Dragon: Still think I'm a wimp now, Larxene?
Me: So that's Demyx's Heartless! What an awesome dragon!
Nico: I would love to tame that one.
Me: You guys take him down. We'll go after Vegan.
Nico: Right! Elena, Buzzsaw, Ultra Magnus, Wishywashy, lets get him!
They went at the Dragopool Dragon and it was a powerful assault.
Cornelia: Megan, watch my back while I'm helping the others against Vegan!
Megan: Right!
Cornelia fired rocks and earth at Vegan and slammed them into him.
Elena fired a blast of lightning at the Dragopool Dragon and electrocuted it.
Elena: Demyx you will always be that worthless loser I hated! And my name is Elena!
Elena punched him in the face.
Nico: Demyx of Organization XIII you have failed this Universe!
Nico fired a blast of ice and it covered the Dragopool Dragon's eyes.
Elena: Combo time!
Buzzsaw: You got it Elena.
Buzzsaw turned from a casette tape into a bird-like plane and flew at 250 miles per hour towards the Dragopool Dragon and Elena fired a powerful blast of lightning.
Elena and Buzzsaw: LIGHTNING ORACLE FALCON!
The lightning merged with Buzzsaw and turned him into a falcon made entirely of pure lightning and it slammed into the Dracopool Dragon with devastating force.
Ultra Magnus fired lasers at it and Wishywashy fired magic at the dragon.
Ultra Magnus: Lets fire our combo.
Wishywashy agreed and fired a blast of magic and Ultra Magnus fired lasers.
Ultra Magnus: SHOOTING STAR LASERSTORM!
The lasers turned into comets and they hit the Dragopool Dragon and hurt him with powerful explosions. Then a powerful blast of lightning appeared out of nowhere.
Elena: Nico I think we got him knocked out.
Nico: That wasn't me.
Ultra Magnus: I think it came from that little guy.
Nico saw a Pichu.
Nico: Oh wow! It's a Pichu.
Elena: Oh he's so adorable.
Nico: He's the previous form of a Pikachu.
Nico flew down and picked him up.
Then a Cleffa arrived.
Nico: Hey it's a Cleffa.
Ultra Magnus: Those two Pokemon are cute.
Nico: They sure are.
Nico caught the Pichu and Cleffa and he pulled Demyx out of the Dragopool Dragon and tamed it. Nicole sealed Demyx into the Book of Vile Darkness.
Nicole: That takes care of him. Again.
They went back to help me take care of Vegan.
The fight with Dark Vegan raged on.
Me: We're too evenly matched in our powers with the Jedi and the Vegandan's.
Anakin: We sure are. Our only chance is Final Smashes.
Me: Lets do it Master Anakin!
Anakin: I'll start. FORCE LIGHT BLAST!
Anakin fired a blast of rainbow light energy and it hit Vegan and exploded.
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Cornelia: My turn! BRAMBLE VINE WHIPLASH!
Cornelia summoned numerous bramble vines and they lashed Vegan all over the place.
Vegan was down but not out!
Me: It's over Vegan. You've lost.
Vegan: You underestimate my power!
Me: Don't even try it!
Vegan jumped into the air and me and Anakin slashed off his legs and left arm off with our lightsabers. Vegan was on the ground without his legs and left arm.
Me: I'm getting a strong sense of poetic justice here.
Anakin: Me too J.D.
Me: This is exactly how I beat you on Mustafar.
Anakin: It sure is. I deserved that.
Me: It wasn't your fault Anakin. Palpatine was to blame for driving you into the Dark Side of The Force and turning you into Darth Vader.
Anakin: I still can't believe I became that.
Nico and the others landed by me.
Nico: I still can't believe it either.
Me: Me neither. If we were on a volcanic planet like Mustafar, Vegan here would be burned bell peppers.
We laughed at my joke.
Nico: That was a good one J.D.
Me: Thanks man.
Jared: You got that right dad.
Vegan looked at us and he was enraged.
Vegan: I HATE YOU!
Our auras flared up with incredible power. Anakin's Aura was blue and Ahsoka's was orange.
Me: Wow! His hatred is incredibly powerful!
Anakin: So that's what a power increase from sheer hatred feels like.
Ahsoka: It's amazing Master Anakin.
Me: Yeah. You get used to it over time.
Nico: Dark Vegan, you have failed this city! (fires Brain Freezer's Freeze blast at him)
Dark Vegan was frozen in ice.
Me: More like he has failed our galaxy.
I found his severed arm and the Dark Orb was imbedded in the back of it.
Me: There you are.
I pulled it out and crushed it with my bare hands and we got a massive power boost.
Me: That's it for that one. We have 3 more dark orbs on Earth to find.
Nico: Yep.
Dark Vegan was sentenced to eternity in the Antarctica Prison and Johnny was talking to Brain Freezer.
Brain Freezer: What do you want, Test? Trying to make a good guy like the others?
Johnny: Actually, I'm here to give you your new cell mate! (throws Vegan into Brain Freezer's cell)
Brain Freezer: Wait. Dark Vegan?
Vegan (nervously): Brain Freezer, long time no see.
Johnny: Since you helped us stop him before, I think it's only fair that you use him as a punching bag while you're in here.
Brain Freezer (smirks): Test, I take back nearly all the bad things I've ever said about you!
Johnny: You two have fun!
Johnny turned around to leave but not before hearing the first scream of pain that Vegan let out.
We stopped an evil vegetarian from destroying the world and saved the universe and reputation of all vegetarians everywhere.
In the infirmary Luan was watching TV as she was resting. April Fools Day 2019 really did a number on her. Eddy was by her side.
I came in and I had a bouquet of daffodils with me.
Me: Hey Luan.
Luan: Oh hey J.D.
Me: How are you feeling?
Luan: Still sore and achy. But I'm getting better.
Me: I hope nothing Aches you up. (Laughs to rimshot)
Luan: (Laughs) Good one J.D.
Me: Thanks.
Luan: Are those flowers for me?
Me: They sure are. You gave me daffodils 3 years ago when I was pulverized by your pranks.
Luan: I sure did. Thanks J.D.
Me: You're welcome.
Luan: I saw on TV that you were fighting an evil Vegetarian.
Me: We sure did Luan. And we restored the reputation of vegetarians everywhere. He sure couldn't Celery it. (Rimshot)
Luan and Eddy laughed.
Eddy: (Laughs) That was funny!
Me: Well they do say laughter is the best medicine.
Luan: That's true.
Dr. Mario came in.
Mario: (Italian Accent) Luan, will-a be good to leave-a the hospital in 2 weeks.
Me: That's good Dr. Mario. You look awesome as you were back 29 years ago.
Mario: Thank-a you so-a much.
Me: You're welcome.
Mario: (To the Viewers) You-a have-a the power to do-a great-a things no matter-a what.
Me: Amen to that Mario.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
Dark Vegan is one of Johnny Test's most unusual and silly enemies and he does like toast despite being a vegetarian. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.