Part 1: The Amazing Obstacle Course
It starts in Lynn's room. I was bracing her boxing bag.
Me: (Grunts) I'm sorry you (Grunts) lost a game Lynn.
Lynn: That's okay J.D. (Hits Bag) I realize that you can't win them all.
Me: (Grunts) That's good. Your dark side would be (Grunts) a big sore (Grunts) loser.
Lynn: (Hits Bag) You got that right.
Lisa then came in.
Lisa: 2nd elder brother and 5th eldest sister, I require your assistance.
Me: What's up Lisa?
Lisa: I have a brand new experience for the both of you. How you would like to test out my brand new obstacle course?
Lynn: (Excited) Obstacle course?
Me: Oh this I got to see.
Lincoln: Count me in.
Nico: Same here.
We went to an island in our lake and we saw an awesome and amazing obstacle course. It looked like a massive robotic city and loaded with all kinds of high tech features far too advanced for anything in the 21st century. It looked more like an obstacle course from the year 3500.
Me: Wow! What an obstacle course!
Lisa: This is our latest invention and experiment. It's a special obstacle course equipped with the most dangerous and most amazing technological feats imaginable. We call it the Battle Course.
Jessie B.: And check this out.
Jessie pressed a button on a remote control and the whole robot city turned into a massively dense and thick jungle.
Me: Wow! It's a holographic cover!
Jessie B.: That's right J.D. We made this whole obstacle course using Dr. Quest's research and ingenuity.
Lincoln: Wow! This is so cool!
Nico: It sure is. I've never seen this kind of technology before.
Me: Dr. Benton Quest is one of the most brilliant scientists and inventors in the world and is doing all sorts of things to further help benefit all of humanity.
Jessie B.: That's right.
Lisa: We brought you all here to test out this obstacle course. And if it works we can have you and all test it out and be prepared for the next Total Drama.
Me: I love a good challenge and we have to be ready for anything. We accept your proposal Lisa.
Lynn: Oh it is on!
Lincoln: Lets do this!
Nico: Yeah!
We tested out the obstacle course. We went through an awesome terrain and it was loaded with many kinds of treacherous and dangerous obstacles that can get many people killed in one fell swoop. It was equipped with laser blasters, flamethrowers, mines, explosive devices, missile launchers, machine guns, axes, blades and even robots that looked like all the bad guys we faced and even some we never faced before. The terrain was really awesome as well. We went through a jungle, a desert, a rocky canyon, a mountainous area, a volcanic area, a swamp, a grassland, a winter zone, a massive city, and a factory. It was an awesome series of terrains and obstacles. We made it to the finish line and we were dripping sweat like there was no tomorrow. Along the way Nico caught an Ampharos and a Natu.
Me: (Panting) That... Was... AWESOME!
Lincoln: That was the most amazing obstacle course ever!
Nico: It sure was.
Lynn: That was the most fun obstacle course ever!
Me: It sure was. And it all works perfectly!
Lisa: Well done siblings.
Jessie B.: That was an amazing performance.
Me: It all works perfectly and it gave us one amazing adrenaline rush.
Nico: It sure did. And Lisa, Jessie, you both have succeeded in making the most amazing obstacle course ever.
Me: Some of those robots looked like bad guys you all faced Jessie.
Jessie B.: That's right J.D. Like you my family has many enemies that tried to kill us many times.
Me: That's what I heard. Now your enemies have become our enemies. I heard that Dr. Zin is the worst of them all.
Jessie B.: That's right. He used all of Dr. Quest's inventions against us mostly. But he's still out there and is plotting to one day destroy us. He poses a tremendous threat to the world. And he's even immortal.
Me: We'll keep our eyes out for him and when he makes his move, we'll kill him.
Nico: If Dr. Zin is that dangerous, then we have to be ready for him.
Me: And we will.
Lincoln: That's right.
Lisa and Jessie's obstacle course was a 100% success. It was gonna be a perfect tool for practicing.
Part 2: Opinions on Heather.
In the living room we were watching TV. We were watching reruns of Total Drama.
Me: (Laughs) That was so funny how you burped in Heather's face Gwen.
Gwen (TD): That was a funny moment.
D.J.: Boy we really had a dangerous and fun time on Total Drama.
Owen: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! it was awesome man!
Noah: It was dangerous but it was fun.
D.J.: As long as Bunny here is with me.
Me: I'm glad you and bunny are okay. But be careful around Luna and Ed man. They're allergic to rabbits.
D.J.: That's what I heard and I was a bit surprised.
Luna: It's all right dude. Lisa invented a cure for rabbit allergies and I'm cool now.
Me: That's a relief. Hey guys what are your opinions on Heather? I know she has caused you all a tremendous amount of grief over the years. But what are your feelings about her?
Gwen: We haven't expressed our opinions about anyone in a long time.
Owen: Yeah but we should.
Me: Okay.
Izzy: I think Heather is a total psycho.
Me: You got that right Izzy. Here's my opinion.
I popped up the holographic computer and on the security screens in Heather's cell I replayed what I said to Heather in the events of The Universe is In Danger. When it was done everyone cheered for me and praised me.
Me: Thank you, thank you.
Duncan: Yeah! You sure told her dude!
Harold: That was awesome man!
Trent: Way to lay the sick burn.
Me: Thanks guys. I know you guys hate her guts but she deserved every single word I said. Lets continue.
Courtney: Okay. Heather is a formidable competitor, but I can't say that I approve of her tactics. I mean, reading Gwen's diary in front of the whole world... So uncalled for.
Me: Yeah I agree with you Courtney. Reading someones diary in front of the whole world is one of the lowest things anyone can ever do.
Trent: Amen to that.
Harold: Heather is definitely the scariest female on the island. But I could handle it.
Me: You can handle anything Harold.
Trent: I hope I never meet anyone like her ever again.
Varie: I don't think ANYONE ever would.
Me: Yeah. Leshawna that was so awesome how you locked Heather in the fridge like that! Way to give her the Cold Shoulder! (Rimshot)
We all laughed.
Luan was now in a wheelchair.
Luan: (Laughs) That was a good one J.D.!
Leshawna: You know it J.D.!
We high five.
Ezekiel: She was like totally bossy, eh?
Me: You got that right Ezekiel.
Katie: Oh she is so Totally Bossy!
Sadie: I would call her bossy too.
Beth: Telling her off was the best moment of my life.
Me: You sure laid down the law with her Beth.
Tyler: She sure did. Heather is a monster.
Me: You know it Tyler. Heather may have the face of an angel but she has the black heart of a devil.
Lucy L.: That is a dark thought. But I like it.
Bridgette: I agree Lucy. Heather is a monster not fit for society.
Me: You got that right Bridgette. Heather is just pure evil. She will use anyone and she doesn't care who to step on to get what she wants.
Everyone agreed with me.
Geoff: Well said dude.
Taylor: I agree with you 100% J.D.
Sammy: She is a total monster.
Crimson: (Emotionlessly) Heather is an absolute monster from Hell and she makes even the darkest of goth girls look like a joke.
Brittney: You got that right Crimson. I may be the Empress of Darkness and Heather's heart of darkness is as black as mine.
Nico: Good way to put it Brittney. My opinion of Heather is she might not have been in the Legion of Doom but she was never a good person.
Me: Well said man.
Vince: I agree with you partner.
Jared: Heather has no honor and she deserves to spend the rest of her miserable life rotting in prison.
Me: Well said son.
Lincoln: Yep. Heather is the worst ever human being, if she is allowed to be called that, that ever lived.
Me: You said it buddy.
Zoey: Saying her name makes me want to puke.
Me: You'll let her have it in Total Drama Galaxy, Zoey. This is gonna be an epic show coming up.
Mike: I'm excited man. I can't wait to see what Chris has planned for us.
Me: Me too Mike.
Part 3: INVASION OF THE TINY CRIMINALS
We were sitting on the backyard deck enjoying the beauty of the nice sunny day. With us was Professor Ray Parker A.K.A. Atom. He has the ability to shrink down to subatomic size with an awesome suit that enables him to shrink or grow to any size.
Shrapnel (to Atom): Ray, how did you become the Atom?
Atom: Well Shrapnel, I'm a physicist in nanotechnology.
Me: Wow. Ray that is an advanced field in science.
Atom: It is J.D. My powers came from this suit. I have the ability to shrink and grow to any size and I can even shrink down to subatomic size.
Me: Wow!
Lincoln: That is so cool!
Lisa: Indeed and it is a most impressive ability.
Me: It sure is.
A cell phone beep was heard.
Me: That's not my cell phone.
Sam (TS): No it's mine.
Sam answered her Compact which was also a communicator.
Sam opened it and it was G.L.A.D.O.S.
G.L.A.D.O.S.: Girls, thank goodness I managed to contact you!
Clover: Um, G.L.A.D.O.S., is there a reason you're contacting us instead of us being W.O.O.H. ?
G.L.A.D.O.S.: Because Jerry's in charge of W.O.O.H.P. And right now, he's in terrible danger!
Me: We got to get over there! Team Loud Phoenix Storm, lets fly!
We were off to W.O.O.H.P. Headquarters in Des Moines, Iowa.
We arrived at W.O.O.H.P. and saw that it was deserted. It was empty.
Me: Where is everyone?
Clover: I don't know but this is too weird.
Shrapnel: I got a bad feeling about this.
Ant Man: Me too Shrapnel. This is too weird.
Me: It's not like everyone to just vanish into thin air like this. Something is awfully wrong around here guys.
We saw Jerry and he was standing there all by himself.
Me: Jerry?
I walked up to him and he was standing there.
Me: Jerry are you all right?
I grab his shoulder and he grabbed my wrist and kicked me in the face and sent me crashing into a desk!
CRASH!
Sam (TS): Are you okay J.D.!?
Me: Ow! Yeah I'm okay. But man Jerry packs a powerful kick. But there is no way he's that strong. Unless he's a robot.
Jerry: (In someone else's voice) (Austrian Accent) So you grace ze wonderful office of me.
Me: (Groans) You're not Jerry! He doesn't talk in a Austrian Accent.
Sam (TS): I know that voice. That's Dr. Vomesa!
Me: You know this guy girls?
Alex: Unfortunately we do.
Clover: He's a mad scientist that specialized in a project called Project Micro-Spy.
Me: Project Micro-Spy? That sounds complicated.
Sam (TS): It is. He was using criminals as guinea pigs for this experiment and the Superiors of W.O.O.H.P found it too dangerous for them. And they pulled the plug and fired him.
Me: I'm not surprised. That project was declared too dangerous because someone of normal size could step on the shrunken person and kill them.
Clover: He tried to take over the world by using Jerry to run W.O.O.H.P.
Me: Just what the universe needs. Another (Censored) up mad scientist running amok. Let Jerry go now you Psycho!
Dr. Vomesa: Then try and make me.
Me: With pleasure!
I went at him and I punched him in the face and he got a massive black eye. Jerry returned to normal for a few minutes.
Jerry: Ow! J.D.?
Me: Jerry, Dr. Vomesa is controlling you somehow.
Sam (TS): Dr. Vomesa shrunk himself to microscopic size and is inside a pod the size of a red blood cell inside your head.
Me: Amazing technology. Hold on.
I turned on my computer eyes and they went into X-Ray vision and I saw a strange pod behind Jerry's eyes under the frontal lobe of his brain.
Me: I see him! He's right underneath Jerry's brain.
Nico: This is the first time we're about to take down a shrunken criminal.
Me: You got that right Nico.
Jerry (tears in his eyes): Girls, in case Vomesa kills me inside my body, I just want you three to know that you've been the best spies and friends that I ever had!
Me: We won't let that happen Jerry.
Dr. Vomesa regained control of Jerry.
Dr. Vomesa: Very good.
He tried to punch at me but I grabbed his hands.
Ant Man (to Vomesa): Get out of Jerry's body or we'll kill you painfully!
Dr. Vomesa: What does it matter?! You're probably gonna kill me anyway!
Me: You got that right you monster! Guys, I'll hold him off. Some of you will have to shrink down and go into Jerry's Body and get Dr. Vomesa out of there.
Sam (TS): You got it J.D.
Alex: (Face turns green) Do we have to?
Me: The fate of the world depends on it Alex. Hurry!
Ratchet: Jerry, remain perfectly still. We'll be able to get Vomesa out of you quickly if you don't move.
Me: That's easier said than done!
Sam, Clover, Alex, Lincoln, Shrapnel, Atom, Ant Man, Seaspray, Octopunch and Gabrielle went to a room.
Dr. Vomesa: You won't get to me zat easily.
Me: My friends will take you down you freak! When you get out of Jerry's body I will kill you with my bare hands and smear you all over the floor!
Dr. Vomesa: I would like to see you try. Get zem!
Then we got an unexpected shock. We saw numerous criminals that were released from prisons all over North America! And they were shrunk down to Lisa's height!
Me: What the!?
Lana: It's all the criminals from all over the country we busted!
Lola: I've been wanting to have another crack at them!
Lisa: Indeed. Lets get them!
Bonnie: Save seconds for me!
Dedenne agreed.
They went at the criminals and a massive and savage bloodbath began.
Lana punched a criminal in the stomach and the power of the punch shredded him into thousands of pieces.
Me: (Grunts) Wait a second. I know all these criminals. I saw them on crime documentaries! They are all the death row inmates from all the prisons in the country. Except for the states that don't have Capital Punishment!
Dr. Vomesa: Yes zey are my test subjects no?
Me: Looks like we'll be saving billions of dollars in taxpayer money by killing all the criminals on death row in one fell swoop!
Lola fired a blast of fire and burned them into ash and Lola and Lisa fired blasts of ice and fire and burned and melted them. Bonnie punched a criminal and blew him apart and she and Dedenne fired blasts of lightning and electrocuted them and they exploded.
Bonnie: This is so awesome!
Owen jumped and landed on a bunch of criminals with a sickening crunch.
Owen: Guys I think I landed on something.
Owen farts.
FART!
Owen: (Laughs)
Owen got up and he had blood and burned ash on his big butt.
Lincoln: Way to go Owen!
Owen: Thanks Lincoln. These criminals deserved it.
Sam (TS): J.D. we're ready.
Me: Roger that Sam.
I grew a long octopus arm and it went into the room and picked up the small pod.
Me: Okay Jerry, I'm gonna give you a little kiss, but don't take this the wrong way.
I put my octopus tentacle up Jerry's nose and the pod was inside.
Octopunch: Are we in Jerry's nose right now?!
Ratchet: I'm afraid so.
Sam (TS): Lets go!
They went in further. Alex was hurling her guts out. They went up to Jerry's brain and they saw the black pod of Dr. Vomesa!
Sam (TS): You get out of Jerry's body you freak!
Dr. Vomesa: Come and get me!
Ant Man and Atom got out and they went at Dr. Vomesa's pod.
Outside Lisa, Bonnie, Lana and Lola finished killing all the criminals.
Lana: That's it for them.
Lisa: This is gonna take a lot of cleaning up.
Lisa had froze some of them. Some of them were not Death Row Inmates.
Then we smelled something horrible in the air.
Me: Oh man! What is that horrible smell!? Ed!?
Ed: Not I J.D.
Me: If it's not you then what is it?
?: That would be me.
We saw a Heartless.
The Heartless that appeared before us was a purple bear with claws that smelled like raw sewage. But despite the smell, Woody and Buzz were able to recognize the Heartless.
Woody (Toy Story) (horrified): Lotso?!
Lotso Claws: Looks like I'm not huggable anymore, Sheriff. And I have you and your friends to thank for it!
Me: You smell like Raw Sewage!
Lotso Claws: It's my new look. You like it?
Me: It's disgusting! And it smells horrible! It smells like someone flushed you down a toilet that was used by someone who had just had a bad case of explosive diarrhea!
Buzz: If there really is a part of Lotso in you, then you'd know that I still have a grudge against you for when you turned me against my friends!
Woody (Toy Story) (punches Lotso): And you now have a smell to go with your personality!
Me: Ooh! Sick Burn Woody!
Lana: I like this version of Lotso. He would be the perfect toy for me.
Me: Not if you want to stink up the house with the smell of raw sewage.
Jerry then got a zap shock.
Me: Be careful guys!
Clover: We have to get Jerry to sneeze!
Me: I think I know what to do!
I grew an octopus tentacle and pulled up a cart full of Blueberry Scones.
Me: Time for Breakfast Jerry!
I shoved the Blueberry scones into his mouth and let go of him and he sneezed and out came 2 pods. A black pod containing Dr. Vomesa and a white one containing Sam, Clover, Alex, Lincoln, Shrapnel, Atom, Ant Man, Seaspray, Octopunch and Gabrielle.
Me: Are you guys okay?
Gabrielle: (British Accent) We're okay J.D.
Me: Good. Lets get you back to normal size. We have a Heartless here that looks like Lotso Hugs bear.
I snapped my fingers and they were all brought back to normal size.
Sam (TS): Is that the Heartless?
Me: Yep. Get him!
Shrapnel: It's combo time!
Octopunch: You got it!
Shrapnel fired a powerful blast of lightning and Octopunch fired a rocket launcher.
Shrapnel and Octopunch: LIGHTNING MISSILE DEATHBOMB!
The blasts and missiles hit Lotso Claws and blew him apart.
Seaspray: Our turn Gabrielle.
Gabrielle: Jolly good!
Gabrielle fired a blast of lightning Seaspray fired a bunch of harpoons.
Gabrielle and Seaspray: LIGHTNING HARPOON SPEARSTORM!
The lightning and harpoons shredded Lotso Claws apart some more.
Atom: Final Smash Time. ATOMIC SMASHSTORM!
Atom punched Lotso's head and smashed it all over the place with a powerful flurry of powerful fisticuffs.
Ant Man: My turn! ANT COLONY STAMPEDE!
Ant Man summoned a bunch of Ants and they ran over Lotso Claws and the Lotso Heartless was destroyed and we got a massive power boost.
Me: Great job guys!
Ant Man: Thanks J.D. (To the Viewers) This was the most awesome fun I had and it was cool doing a final smash.
Me: It always is.
Nico saw Dr. Vomesa.
Nico: Dr. "Vomithead" Vomesa, you have failed this world.
Me: He sure has.
I closed my fist and crushed Dr. Vomesa with my bare hands.
CRUNCH!
Blood gushed through the gaps of my fingers. My hand was completely covered in blood and smeared organs and skin.
Me: Yuck! That was gross!
Jerry: Thanks for helping me, girls. But was it really necessary to kill Vomesa? He probably was never going to be big again, making him harmless compared to Lotso's Heartless.
Sam: Jerry, you said earlier that you think of us three as friends. And that was 100% accurate.
Alex: And as friends, the four of us can probably agree that that maniac had to be put down.
Clover: But the next time we fight one of our enemies, he or she will go to the Moon Prison in Gisele Razor's former cell.
Me: Or one of our space prisons.
Jerry: Ah yes.
Me: And I'm sorry I punched you in the face Jerry. No hard feelings.
Jerry: No hard feelings J.D. But thank you all for saving the world from me. Again.
Me: You're welcome Jerry. But we really made a mess here. It was more of a bloodbath. Not only that but this is the first time I ever crushed a criminal with just my bare hands.
Lori: It sure is J.D.
Nicole sealed all the spirits of the criminals killed into the Book of Vile Darkness.
We saw the place and it was a major mess.
We cleaned it all up. We found all the workers of W.O.O.H.P. tied up in the basement and we untied them.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
I got the idea for the awesome obstacle course from the episode of The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest Race Against Danger. That episode was awesome and it was so cool! I got the idea for the opinions of Heather from the 22nd episode of Total Drama Island. I also got the idea for the main part of the chapter from the Totally Spies episode The Yuck Factor. That was a great episode and a funny one. NicoChan11 gave me this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time