Chapter opens with a view of the Gotham Royal York.
Narrator: The city of Gotham Royal York.
(A view of Earth from space; pull back.)
Narrator: On the planet Earth.
(Pull back farther; now the moon is also in view, with something hovering behind it.)
Narrator: Out in outer space. (Zoom in on the moon.) And not too far out in outer space— (It slides away.) —just behind the Earth's moon, a mysterious craft lies in wait.
(Spinning in place, the craft in question looks vaguely as if it was grown in somebody's backyard garden. Two alien voices speak from inside.)
Voice 1: Target achieved, Your Highness. Firing sequence ready on your command.
Voice 2: Excellent. Launch the sporepedo.
(The underside of the craft bulges briefly and expels a projectile that resembles a flower which has not yet opened up its petals and bloomed. A spearhead is attached to this. The object hurtles through space and enters Earth's atmosphere, landing in a farm field with its pod/bloom facing straight up and its base glowing. This swells up for a moment and then bursts; a cloud of green vapor pours out and envelops the entire field. A few seconds later, in a long shot, the miasma dissipates to leave only a spot of pulsing green light where the missile hit. Fade to black.)
(Fade in quickly to a rural setting: farmhouse, barn with a crowing rooster on the roof, tractor in front. The sun is smiling and chewing a stalk of wheat.)
Narrator: The town of Farmsville! (Pan across the scene as he continues.) A quiet, hardworking agricultural community whose residents take humble pride in the most important of duties…
(During the pan, we see your average small town, with more barns, a gas station, a general store, animals grazing, and so forth. Stop on a field, in which a man is using a combine harvester to gather the produce—broccoli.)
Narrator: …the growing of wholesome, natural foods, which are promptly harvested—
(Zoom in on the broccoli stalks as they enter the machine, then pull back; they are now in crates and being loaded onto a truck.)
Narrator: —packed, and shipped— (The truck rolls off toward Townsville.) —to the many hungry and grateful residents of Gotham Royal York.
(Cut to a city street, humming with business activity of all sorts, and pan along it.)
Narrator: These busy city-dwellers may have important appointments to keep— (In an office, two men shake hands over a contract.) —deals to make— (The control room of a TV station.) —information to distribute— (A building being put up.) —and constructions to construct—
(Turn down toward Malph's Market and zoom in slowly as he continues. The truck from Farmsville is parked in front.)
Narrator: —but none of the business that is Townsville could even begin without a trip to the market and a heaping plate full of that nutritious, delicious farm-raised goodness.
(Dissolve to a woman eating dinner, which includes a healthy portion of broccoli. She eats a forkful and smiles.)
Woman: Mmm-mmm!
(Pull back; her children—a son and a daughter—are next to her in the family kitchen. They glare at their food with loathing, and their mother is trying to get them to eat it.)
Woman (Mother 1): Come on, kids, eat your vegetables.
Daughter: No way, Jose!
Son: Yeah. No way, Jose!
Daughter: I don't eat broccoli.
Son: Yeah. I don't eat broc… (Both look crossly at him.) …lo…ri.
(Cut to a man at the table with his infant son. He is playing around with the child's food, waving a forkful around and trying to steer it in—but with no luck.)
Father 1: Here comes the Broccoli Express… (He imitates a train whistle.) …into the tunnel! (He laughs.) Here comes the pirate ship to hide treasure in the secret cave! Here comes the X-Wing space fighter zooming around through hyperspace with proton torpedoes to blow up the Death Star!
(His face falls at his lack of success. Cut to a kid in football gear, with his dinner plate in front of him and his helmet next to him on the table. His plate also has a fair amount of broccoli on it. Chewing sounds are heard o.c.)
Football Jimmy: Yuck! I ain't eatin' that!
Football Mom: (from o.c., bored) Why?
Football Jimmy: 'Cause vegetables is for sissies and rabbits. Right, Dad?
(Pan left slightly to bring his father partially into view—a big, beefy fellow with a Marine Corps tattoo on his arm and an entire steak speared on his fork. He is the one chewing. The left edge of the screen cuts off his head.)
Football Dad: (bored) Right.
Football Jimmy: And eatin' the flesh of stupid lesser beasts makes you strong. Right, Dad?
Football Dad: Right.
(Pan left again; now we see the father in all his buzz-cut glory. The mother stands next to him, with a bowlful of broccoli in hand and an annoyed look on her face. He stops chewing after a few seconds and looks at her sheepishly; now he opens his mouth so she can stick a forkful of greens into it. He bites down. The whole time, her face remains locked in that annoyed look, making sure that her husband ate the broccoli, one way or another.)
(Cut to the all of us at the estate and we are eating dinner. We are eating broccoli. Everyone except the young Powerpuff Girls, who are peeking over the edge of the dinner table at a plate of everybody's favorite vegetable.)
Bubbles: Ewww! What's that icky green stuff?
Blossom: It definitely isn't cake.
Buttercup: It ain't a corn dog.
Bubbles: I know it's not a hamster.
Blossom, Buttercup: (shocked) You eat hamsters?!
Bubbles: No! I like hamsters, and I know I don't like that…stuff!
(Pull back. The Professor is at the table as well; Blossom and Bubbles are perched on booster seats. Buttercup's chair is hidden by its placement and the plate of broccoli.)
Me: Come on girls. I know it doesn't look good. But broccoli is one of the best things you can eat.
Varie: That's right. It's good for you.
Professor: Now, girls, Varie's right. Eat your broccoli. It's exactly what growing superheroes need to charge up their powers.
(He flexes his muscles on the end of this line.)
Professor: Oh, it's packed with all kinds of vitamins and minerals, and mmm-mmm! It's so good for you!
Johnny: I don't like broccoli myself but it's good with nacho cheese on it.
Dukey: I'll say.
Adult Buttercup: Yep. It's one of my favorite vegetables.
Jared: Mine too Buttercup.
Buttercup: Too bad it tastes so nasty. (Blossom sticks her tongue out at the broccoli.)
Bubbles: You haven't even tasted it yet.
Blossom, Buttercup: Shhh!
I spear a forkful of broccoli and just as I was about to eat it, my powers reacted to it and lightning destroyed it.
Me: That's unusual. My powers know something is up with the Broccoli.
Bunny: It looks okay to me.
Professor: Well, you're not leaving the table until your broccoli is all gone. (Zoom in on him and his plate; he spears a forkful.) And the only way to get rid of broccoli is to eat it all up. Like this!
(On the end of this line, he lifts the fork to his mouth and the camera follows and zooms in. The girls react with fear and revulsion.)
Bubbles: Ewww!
Buttercup: Professor, no!
(Extreme close-up of his mouth as the broccoli enters it. Fade quickly to black and turn up into the stars, where the UFO is still hovering. The first alien voice speaks again.)
Voice 1: Your Highness, readings show the receptor spores have been ingested.
(During this line, zoom in quickly and cut to inside the craft. Its interior also has a very organic motif. The speaker is a giant humanoid stalk of broccoli with a rather nasty-looking face. It and a second stalk are seated at control panels; a third sits behind them on an elevated chair, holding a scepter and wearing a belt with a red jewel. It speaks next—this is the ruler, who has been referred to as "Your Highness," and who was the second voice heard at the start.)
Ruler: Excellent. (Zoom in on him.) The time is ripe to initiate hypnotransmithesis.
(On the end of this line, cut to a close-up of the scepter. He presses a button on its head, and it begins to glow with the same green light as the projectile in the field. The camera follows it as he brings it back in front of his face.)
Ruler: Now the Earth's barbaric mammal people shall be hypnotized into a vegetable state, allowing my warriors to reap through the Earth's animal population and weed out all the human beings. Leaving we, the Broccoloid Empire, to harvest the fruits of the earth and plant the seeds of a new empire! (He laughs evilly as the camera slowly zooms in on his scepter.)
The camera zoomed out and in came a scientist.
Broccoli Tech Guy: Sir, I've managed to make copies of our Dark Orb and spread them across the planet.
Broccoli Leader: Excellent. We may go down today. But at least Team Loud Phoenix Storm's lives will be a lot harder.
(Dissolve to a close-up of the Professor's head. His eyes are pulsing with the same light, and his skin has taken on a greenish tint. His face is frozen into a flat mask.)
Blossom: (from o.c.) Professor? Professor? Are you all right?
Me: Professor? What's wrong?
(Pull back slightly to reveal his entire body seems to have gone stiff. He tips backward and crashes to the floor. Pull back; he is as stiff as a board and unresponsive. Blossom and Bubbles stand near him and are visibly distraught.)
Buttercup: (from o.c.) You see?! (landing by him) I told you that stuff was wrong!
I check his pulse.
Me: He's still alive but he's in a braindead state.
Bubbles: (voice breaking) Why did you eat it, Professor? Why?
(A faint cacophony of voices starts up, and the girls cock their heads and cup their hands to their ears, listening intently.)
Narrator: Just then, the girls' ultrasonic hearing is bombarded with cries for help.
Laney: What is it girls?
Buttercup: We have many people crying out!
Blossom: Sounds like we're not the only ones in trouble. We gotta find out what's going on!
(Overhead view of the Estate as we all exit through the roof and head into the city.)
Narrator: So Team Loud Phoenix Storm heads out across Gotham Royal York.
(Cut to the black family's kitchen. The mother is in the same condition as the Professor; her kids are nearby, crying. Blossom, Lincoln and Adult Blossom fly in through the window.)
Narrator: But everywhere they go, the story's the same.
Girl: Our mom was trying to make us eat broccoli, but—
(In another house, Bubbles, Laney, Nico and Carol are on the scene. A woman lies on the floor, with her kid nearby.)
Kid: —I wouldn't, so she ate it and her—
(Buttercup, Varie, Adult Buttercup, Aylene and Lana are checking out the parents of the football kid. The mother's expression has gone from the annoyed look she had as she was feeding her husband the broccoli earlier to a similar zonked-out look like on the Professor, with her hair somewhat frazzled, and her husband in a similar state as well.)
Football Jimmy: —eyes started glowin' and then they just zonked out, man!
(We all gather for a conference.)
Blossom: Just like the Professor! (Pull back; We are in all the street, with a crowd of kids around us.)
Adult Blossom: This looks very familiar to all of us.
Me: How so Blossom?
Adult Blossom: We fought evil broccoli aliens that wanted to invade the Earth to take it for themselves.
Me: I know that kind of trouble all too well. Who were these evil Broccoli Aliens?
Adult Blossom: These aliens were called the Broccoloids and they are an alien race that want to take over the universe.
Me: So they're evil vegetable aliens.
Robin (PPG): I remember these aliens. They were tasty.
Football Jimmy: They were. We showed them and we got to love eating them and vegetables.
Me: Well we got to find out where the source of the bad broccoli came from.
(Cut to us in flight, heading toward Farmsville.)
Narrator: So Team Loud Phoenix Storm traces the broccoli back to its roots, in hopes of unearthing some clues.
(They land in one of the fields; cut to all of us, inspecting the stalks left over from the harvest.)
Bubbles: (from o.c.) Hey, guys! (Pan right slightly; she is farther back from them.) Over here!
(Cut to her; she has found the spent shell and is looking intently at it. We all join her.)
Bubbles: What is it?
Buttercup: Looks like a missile.
Bubbles: Or a weird pea pod.
Blossom: Or both.
Me: I've never seen something like this.
(Close-up of Blossom, now looking very closely at it. The highlights in her pupils are glowing slightly; zoom in on the projectile as the Narrator speaks.)
Narrator: Upon closer inspection, Blossom's microscopic vision reveals…
(Dissolve to a magnified view of the surface of the exposed bulb at the center. It is covered with glowing green particles. This is Blossom's perspective.)
Blossom: It was carrying some sort of alien mind-control spores. (Cut to Buttercup, bent over a furrow in the field.)
Buttercup: There's spores all over this field! (Pull back; we are standing away from her.)
Blossom: It must have infected the broccoli.
Me: These aliens are crafty.
Lincoln: So that's why our powers didn't let us eat the broccoli.
Laney: Or we would've ended up like the people that did.
Then my dark orb detector went off and it showed millions of Dark Orbs coming into our atmosphere.
Me: Uh oh.
Bubbles: But why? (A high-pitched humming begins.) Where did it come from?
(In the sky, the organic flying saucer descends toward the field.)
Blossom: (from o.c.) Looks like we're about to get our answer. (Cut to a nearby scarecrow.) Quick, hide!
(The girls dive into it and poke their heads out. Top to bottom: Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles. Me, Lincoln, Laney and Lola hid on top of the barn. The craft extends legs and touches down. Its underside bulges and ejects four Broccoloid soldiers armed with blasters made from carrots. The ruler, who could be now dubbed as "Emperor" due to his earlier decree regarding the Broccoloid Empire, stands in the middle of the group; he now wears a red cape in addition to the belt and still carries his scepter.)
Ruler: Leaftenant, branch out and scout the area for our first wave of invasion. (The soldiers fan out as he finishes. Also, "Leaftenant" would actually be "Lieutenant" in normal military rank designations, though it is dubbed "Leftenant" in the British Armed Forces.)
Buttercup: What?!
(The girls jump down in time with their next lines. Each one ends up with different clothing from the scarecrow—Blossom the hat, Buttercup the shirt, Bubbles the pants and shoes.)
Blossom: Nobody invades Earth—
Buttercup: —without a fight—
Bubbles: —from the Powerpuff Girls!
Me, Lincoln, Lola and Laney jump down.
Me: And Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Broccoli Leader: You will not defeat us this time, Powerpuff Girls!
Blossom: We did before and we can do so again!
(He pulls a weapon of his own and fires. The shot vaporizes the hat, leaving only a wisp of black smoke above Blossom's head that she looks up at as her bow parts to emit the wisp of smoke from where the scarecrow's hat had been. The other troops begin shooting; Buttercup jumps out of the shirt just before it is blown full of holes. Bubbles charges at the enemy, still wearing the pants and shoes and taking long, floppy strides to avoid the barrage. Blossom strikes the blaster from a soldier's hands—and, in the same blow, knocks the hands themselves off. Buttercup beheads another with an uppercut, while Bubbles disposes of a third with a high kick. Blossom splits the fourth with a flying karate chop.)
(The battle is not over, however; the four Broccoloids quickly regenerate the body parts they have lost. Even the one Blossom just split in half regenerates, with each half becoming a new soldier and advancing again. The girls scream and grab each other, and Bubbles jumps out of the scarecrow pants.)
Bubbles: That scared the pants off of me!
Buttercup: How are we ever gonna stop 'em?
(Blossom has a mental picture of the Professor and recalls his words at the dinner table—words that do not put her at ease as she recalls them.)
Professor: (memory) The only way to get rid of your broccoli is to eat it all up.
(A Broccoloid jumps at her, snarling; zoom in slowly on Blossom who does not realize what she is about to do. Faced with no other option, she finally opens her mouth as wide as she can and slams her teeth together. The enemy is dispatched in four huge bites; Blossom swallows hard and looks a bit ill from the experience. The other Broccoloid infantry and the ruler are left shocked by what they just witnessed.)
Ruler: Barbarians!
Bubbles: Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew!
Buttercup: Ugh! Nasty!
Blossom: Swallow your pride, girls! We gotta eat 'em to beat 'em!
Me: I know you girls don't like it but we can do it. Besides. I'm getting hungry. (Licks lips)
(The Broccoloids yell and charge at us and we do do so likewise with our teeth bared. Blossom crunches through the midsection of one, Bubbles eats her way up from the legs of another, and Buttercup takes the head off a third with a single bite. Me and Laney bit a bunch of them and ate them. Buttercup struggles with the lower half of this one for a moment before finally getting it down. Now Bubbles and Buttercup chomp one from opposite ends and make short work of it.)
(Buttercup joins Blossom and Bubbles on the ground; then later rubs her stomach.)
Bubbles: Oh…I'm getting full.
Me: (Burps) Excuse me.
Blossom: I think I've got room for one more.
(She looks o.c. on the end of this line, and the camera pans to follow her gaze. The Broccoloid Emperor stands by himself at the entrance to the saucer. What he says next starts with him having a look of sympathy on his face before turning it back into an evil smile.)
Ruler: What? You're getting full already? But that was just an appetizer. (The sky fills with saucers, a couple deploying their landing gear as they prepare to touch down first to reinforce their leader.) Here comes the main course! (He laughs wickedly.)
(We all look into the sky with great apprehension.)
Me: There's hundreds of them!
Blossom: Uh-oh. We're gonna need some help! (The reinforcements start to land.)
Ruler: What's the matter? Don't have the stomach for it?! (He laughs again; We all take off for the city.)
Narrator: And with that, Team Loud Phoenix Storm retreats back to Gotham Royal York to enlist the aid of the other children.
(Dissolve to the girls in the midst of a crowd of kids.)
Blossom: So you see? The only way to save the Earth is by eating broccoli! (Close-up of her.)
Me: That's right. You all beat these broccoli aliens before and you can do so again.
Varie: That's right. The world is in danger and they will kill us all if we don't stop them!
Aylene C.: That's right.
Adult Blossom: Me, Bubbles and Buttercup got you all together and we beat these aliens the first time. If we don't stop them they will kill us all.
Bunny: That's right. Our older selves have experiences with this. So what do you say guys? Shall we eat some vegetables and save our world and our parents from ultimate death!?
(Football Jimmy was touched by our words and sobs and sniffles for a few seconds before raising his helmet.)
Football Jimmy: Let's do it for the folks!
(His teammates roar and bang their helmeted heads together, and several of the other kids cheer with a new fighting spirit. A huge boy wearing a black T-shirt with the letters "nWo" on its front shoves them aside.)
Edzilla: ED EAT BROCCOLI!
Huge boy: Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em! (Pan briefly to us, who look on in approval.)
Flint Lockwood and Chowder arrived.
Flint L.: Let us help too.
Lincoln: Flint Lockwood and Chowder?
Viper: Flint? What're you doing here?
Flint L.: You think I was gonna miss out on dealing with a food crisis? As if!
Chowder: Whenever there is food I will eat it.
Me: We need all the help we can get.
Narrator: And so—
(In the field, armed assault vehicles built from ears of corn and tomatoes roll out of the saucers.)
Narrator: —as the vegetarian forces mobilize for invasion—
(As he continues, two kids put cooking pots on their heads and a third dons a fireman's helmet.)
Narrator: —the children of Gotham Royal York gird their loins for battle.
(The helmet has a strobe light on top; the kid presses a button to activate it and a siren. Broccoloid soldiers rush to parade formation, salute their ruler, and seize blasters. A kitchen drawer is opened; several kids reach in to grab utensils. One boy slides salt and pepper shakers into a bandolier slung across his chest as if they were shotgun shells; a fork is already loaded in. Another boy checks the aim on a bottle of ketchup and drops it into a cowboy-style holster at his belt. The alien ruler, now mounted on a giant carrot creature, gives a signal to the troops, and the march to Gotham Royal York begins.)
(Blossom has a set of battle plans spread before her on the ground and is explaining them to a group of kids as Bubbles and Buttercup look on. When she finishes, two of them snap to attention and salute. We were ready to fight and launch an all-you-can-eat buffet of pain and torture on the Broccoloids. The assault force approaches the city, but stops at the ruler's command.)
Ruler: Halt! (to a nearby soldier) Colonel, let's trim back that overgrown city.
(The soldier, dressed in a military cap and belt, speaks with the first alien voice we heard—the one that addressed the ruler twice before on the saucer.)
Colonel: Artillery, on my mark. (Cut to a row of assault vehicles; he continues o.c.) Ready! (They roll into position.) Aim! (The cannons are leveled. Back to him.) Fire!
(Before anyone can obey the command, though, the vehicle next to him is blown to bits, knocking the Colonel's hat off in the process as he shields himself from the splatter that results from the artillery piece's demise.)
Colonel: Huh?
(Blossom flies overhead, her face locked in an angry, fighting mood, firing shots from her eye lasers and wiping out several vehicles. Her sisters do likewise, after which all three take cover in the city. Lincoln fires a lot of lightning and burned the tanks to a crisp. The ruler looks after them and growls in surprise and fury at the cheap shot to his armor so that the city skyline remains unharmed.)
Ruler: Those little sprouts have pulped my tanks! No matter. (turning around, to ranks of soldiers) Infantry! After them!
(The troops run through the streets.)
Ruler: (from o.c.) Storm the city!
(They charge down one street but find nothing. Turn up to an upper-story window in one building; Blossom and a kid watch, keeping as far out of sight as they can so the Broccoloids don't see them. Suddenly she stands up.)
Blossom: Release the cheese!
(Up and down the street, kids tip over huge kettles of melted cheese, and the contents rain down toward the Broccoloids.)
Troops: Huh?
(They scream as the cheese douses them; when the deluge ends, they have been reduced to a dripping yellow mass on the pavement, leaving a few pairs of eyes to blink in confusion and arms and legs sticking out of the mess to twitch in helplessness. Cut to a closed door, which bursts open. A horde of kids swarms out, with Bubbles floating above them.)
Bubbles: CHARGE!
(The kids start to cheer as they rush out on Bubbles' command to attack. We storm out of the buildings and began eating the Broccoloids. Buttercup smashes her way through another door, and she and more kids fall on top of the incapacitated invaders. Everybody digs in with great enthusiasm and not a little bit of bloodlust, though their table manners could use some improvement—one of them chews with his mouth open far enough to allow us to see the contents.)
(A soldier standing near a trash can is chomped by a kid who pops out from inside it; another one meets the same fate after stepping too close to a basement window. Several others retreat around a corner, firing up the street, but one trips and falls—and is promptly set upon. Now a troop transport made from a pumpkin and tomatoes rolls onto the scene, and a hatch in front opens to allow its occupants to join the battle. They are met by the football team, with Buttercup standing behind them like a quarterback.)
Buttercup: Eighty-two! Thirty-six! Bite!
(They tackle the invaders and chomp away. Now we see a close-up of a soldier advancing down the block, gun drawn, and stopping to look back and forth. No threats in sight. Crunching is heard, and the soldier looks down—the camera following—to find two babies eating it from the legs up. Another enemy has a kid at gunpoint, but promptly gets a faceful of salt and is devoured.)
Nico: Broccoloids, you have all failed this city!
Nico ate a bunch of Broccoloids and he was still hungry.
Me: (Chomps a Broccoloid) (With my mouth full) More like they have failed our galaxy. (Gulps)
Sprout grew lots of killer plants and they ate them.
Cosmos fired lasers and burned the Broccoloids.
Cosmos: I love fried broccoli! Combo time!
Sprout agreed. Cosmos fired lasers and Sprout grew ferocious plants.
Cosmos: LASERPLANT FIRESTORM!
Cosmos fired lasers from Sprout's killer plants. They incinerated them. During the skirmish Laney caught a Flabebe, Galvantula, Torterra, Gogoat, Sceptile, Serperior and a Leavanny. Nico caught a Jumpluff, an Aipom and the Ultra Beast Pheromesa.
Edzilla (eats Broccoli aliens left and right): ED KNOWS THAT FRIENDS ARE HUNGRY! BUT ED IS HUNGRIEST OF THEM ALL! BROCCOLI ALIENS BELONG TO ED NOW!
Carmen (nervously gives Edzilla one of the Broccoli aliens): It's cool, big guy! Have all the broccoli that you want.
Viper fired missiles and Coconuts fired a banana bomb blaster.
Viper and Coconuts: BANANA MISSILE BARRAGE!
The banana bombs and missiles blew the Broccoloids into mush.
Flint L.: Final Smashing! ROTSTORM RAY!
Flint fired a ray gun the turned the Broccoloids into stalks of rotten broccoli and it smelled horrible.
Lana: That was awesome Flint!
Lana ate the rotten Broccoli.
Chowder: My turn! CHOWDER EAT!
Chowder was eating the Broccoloids like there was no tomorrow.
(The football kid is pinned down and at the mercy of yet another soldier, which laughs at him. Cut to Bubbles as she opens a cage of rabbits, which hop over and quickly nibble the threat into submission, saving the kid. Blossom stands next to a boy lying on his back; his belly is greatly swollen, and he sounds very ill and weak.)
"Injured" boy: Forty-seven stalks…the horror…the horror…
Blossom: Stay down, soldier. You've seen enough action.
Bubbles: (from o.c.) Blossom! (Pan left slightly; she stands with several other kids, all looking sick.) A lot of us are getting really full. I don't know how much more we can eat!
Me: Yeah! I'm getting bloated!
Leni: This is totes too much for me.
Lori: This is literally too much. (FARTS LOUDLY)
Me: Lori!
Lori: That was my shoe!
I rolled my eyes.
(The Broccoloid Emperor has a quick conference with the Colonel. The Colonel is still without his hat after it was knocked off by the earlier attack on the Broccoloid artillery pieces by the Girls.)
Colonel: Sire, their forces are weakening. We have them on the run.
Ruler: Excellent. It's only a matter of time before—uh?
(A sound like that of a Harley-Davidson starts up in the distance, and the two look toward it. The camera pans in that direction to show a silhouette and a cloud of dust racing toward the battlefield; close-up of a kid wearing sunglasses and a bucket on his head. He holds the horns of an animal, perhaps a goat, and the camera pulls back to reveal that this is in fact what it is. The boy and the goat charge in at top speed, and a second rider appears on the scene. They leap over the Emperor and Colonel, who look on in total disbelief.)
Narrator: Ha-haw! Here comes the hungry cavalry!
(When they hit the ground, they each do a screaming U-turn and plow into the ranks of surviving troops. Each is seen in turn; the goats eat the bodies and leave pieces of the heads flying, and the riders finish these off. Severed arms and legs flying everywhere during the blitzkrieg. Blossom and several other kids, including the football kid, watch in admiration.)
Kids, Blossom: Hooray!
Me: Yeah!
Blossom: CHARGE! (They do so.)
Jared: Lets get them!
Ruler: RETREAT!
(He does so, but the other Broccoloids are quickly set upon; Blossom takes one out in a single flying bite. The ruler makes a break for it but finds Buttercup and several other kids blocking his path. They cheer and yell at him, and he directs his mount in a new direction. This time, he runs into Bubbles and still more fired-up defenders. He is knocked to the ground when one of the goats munches the animal.)
Me: You're finished Broccoloid Emperor.
Broccoli Leader: Even if you defeat us, we still managed to make copies of our Dark Orb around the planet. That will give the villains of this world a fighting chance!
Nico: Well, we don't mind hunting those orbs down one at a time. After all, I like a challenge!
Me: Me too.
Broccoloid Leader: Well then how about this for a challenge? Release my secret weapon!
A huge pumpkin landed and out of it came a huge dragon heartless.
The Heartless that appeared before us was a black mechanical dragon. Optimus Prime was able to recognize it. It was MEGATRON! As a Heartless. But he was called the Megatronic Nightmare.
Optimus Prime: Megatron!
Megatronic Nightmare: Did you really think our battle was over, Optimus Prime?
Me: Megatron!? But how can this be?
Megatron: I am now a Heartless. But as a result, my power is greater than ever!
Me: We stopped you before and we can stop you again. Jared, Cornelia, Sam M, Laney, Riley and Ben, You all fight the Broccoli leader.
Jared: You got it dad.
Lily: Optimus let me help you face him.
Lori J.: Me too Optimus. I've had it with this freak!
Optimus Prime: Okay.
Optimus Prime transformed into his Super Mode.
Optimus Prime: Give it all you got Megatron. OPTIMUS PRIME SUPER MODE!
Lily: We've had it with you Megatron! You're dead!
Lori J.: If there's one thing I've learned since being with the Autobots and Optimus and his friends it's that we will always win no matter what!
Optimus Prime: That's right. We have right on our side.
Megatronic Nightmare: (Laughs) For all the good that will do. Now prepare to meet your end.
Optimus Prime: Wrong Megatron. It's your reign of evil that's ending.
Lily: You're the one who's going to die Megatron. We killed you before and we can kill you again.
Lily kicked the Megatronic Nightmare in the face and Lori J. and Lily grew to Megatron's size.
Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand. And one shall fall!
Megatronic Nightmare: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should be asking yourself, Megatron!
Megatronic Nightmare: No! I'll crush you with my bare hands!
Lily kicked him in the face and fired a massive blast of water and Lori fired a massive blast of fire and the blasts combined and exploded.
KRABOOOOOMMM!
Megatron was still standing. And he transformed. (Megatron's Transmetal 2 form from Beast Wars)
Megatronic Nightmare: Is that really all you got? You pathetic fools.
Lily: We're just getting started.
Optimus Prime: Good will always triumph over evil.
Megatronic Nightmare: Ha! You must be joking.
Lori J.: Like Hell we are!
Optimus Prime: Even if you destroy me you haven't won. My friends will never stop fighting you and if they fall others will come forward. As long as all you care about is yourself, you'll have to take on the Entire Universe! YOU WILL NEVER WIN!
Lily: And we're gonna make sure that we send you back to Hell you bastard!
Lori J.: Yeah! You've tormented the Universe for the last time Megatron!
Megatronic Nightmare: Even if you all are right, which you're not, there's still one thing I can do. I can be rid of you!
Megatronic Nightmare charged up his most powerful attack and he charged up a powerful blast of dark energy in his dragon head.
Lily charged up a Kamehameha Wave.
Megatronic Nightmare: You can't possibly withstand my full power! GOOD BYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE!
Megatronic Nightmare fired a massive blast of dark energy and Lily fired a powerful Kamehameha Wave and the blasts collided and Lily's overpowered his and it exploded in his face.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
It blew him into the armada of Broccoloid saucers and knocked him down.
Megatronic Nightmare: No…no more Optimus Prime! Please have mercy! I beg of you!
Optimus: Mercy? You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff, Megatron
Lily: I've had it with you Megatron! I will never forgive you for all the pain and suffering you caused to the universe!
Lily thought about all the terrible and dark deeds that Megatron caused to all of Cybertron and all of the Autobots and the Decepticons all throughout the years and she also thought about all the times Megatron tried to destroy the universe and kill everyone Optimus Prime and all his friends care about. She also thought about all the times Megatron tried to kill all her friends and everyone she cares about. She knew that Megatron was the ultimate evil of Cybertron and the most dangerous menace to the entire galaxy.
Then Lily screamed in a massive roar of unrelenting fury and she had her aura flare up in a massive explosion of energy and her hair turned aqua blue and grew down to her knees. She had lightning flicker all over her at an incredible rate and water swirled around her. Lily was now a Super Angel 3! And her power was incredible!
Megatronic Nightmare: What trickery is this!?
Lily: I am your end Megatron! Optimus, Lori, lets send this monster back to Hell!
Lori J.: With pleasure.
Optimus Prime: I agree. This ends here.
Lily gave Lori and Optimus Prime versions of Vector Prime's Time Sword.
Optimus Prime: We'll give you one last chance to surrender.
Megatronic Nightmare: Ha. You three are pathetic to the end.
He charged at them.
Optimus Prime: Very well. Then this shall be your end!
Optimus Prime slammed him with the sword and blew him back with incredible force.
Megatronic Nightmare: Such power! (Groans)
Megatronic Nightmare stopped.
Optimus Prime: You will always lose Megatron. You think of nothing but destruction. None of your victories last. You care about nothing but yourself. No one cares about you. The time has come to end your struggle.
Megatronic Nightmare: You're right old friend. (Forms a sword of dark energy) We've waged this war for far too long! (Glows in a dark purple aura)
Optimus Prime: Only one shall stand Megatron.
Lily: And it's not going to be you! (Flares up her Aqua blue aura)
Lori J.: You've tormented our universe for the last time! (Flares up a Crimson Red Aura)
Optimus Prime: It ends here! (Flares up a yellow aura)
Megatronic Nightmare: NEVER! (CHARGES AND SCREAMS)
Lily, Lori and Optimus Prime charged.
Optimus Prime: At last the Universe will be free of your evil!
Megatronic Nightmare: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Optimus Prime: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Lily: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Lori J.: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Megatronic Nightmare swung his sword. But Lily, Optimus and Lori's swords were too strong and they went through it and shattered it into a million pieces and they impaled the Megatronic Nightmare all the way through his black spark! He screamed in excruciating pain.
Lily: GO BACK TO HELL! AND STAY THERE YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!
Lori J.: NEVER SHOW YOUR UGLY FACE ON OUR PLANET AGAIN!
Lily: THIS IS OUR UNIVERSE! AND YOU WILL NEVER BE WELCOME HERE!
There was a massive explosion.
KRABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
When the smoke cleared, the sun was rising over the horizon and the Megatronic Nightmare had 3 swords skewered all the way through him and his black spark. He was dying.
Megatronic Nightmare: I still function. (Weakly) You haven't won. Not while my spark... Still burns. (Laughs)
He was fading away.
Optimus Prime: You've fought well. Good bye Megatron.
Nicole sent Megatron's spirit into the River of Fire. He was gone for good.
Lily fell to the ground exhausted.
Lincoln rushed over to Lily.
Lincoln: Lily!
Optimus Prime: She's all right Lincoln. She's really exhausted.
Lincoln had tears of joy in his eyes.
Lincoln: Lily I'm so proud of you.
Lily: Thanks big brother.
Jared, Cornelia, Sam M, Laney, Riley and Ben as Wildvine were facing the Broccoloid Emperor.
Broccoloid Emperor: This world will be ours and humans will all be dead! Our ambition is to make the galaxy perfect for all vegetables.
Cornelia (clearly angry): ... Are you kidding me? Are you fucking KIDDING ME?! YOU JUST DROP YOUR BROCCOLI SPORES ON THE GROUND LIKE NOTHING!? WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU ALL?! TALKING ABOUT MAKING THE GALAXY A BETTER PLACE, YEAH RIGHT! YOU'RE ONLY POISONING THE WORLD WITH YOUR SPORES AND PLANET DOMINATION CRAP! IF YOU WANNA MAKE THE GALAXY A BETTER PLACE, MAKE YOURSELVES BETTER PEOPLE: LEARN TO READ, FINISH YOUR EDUCATION, AND GET A DAMN JOB! AND IF YOU ALL CAN'T BRING YOURSEVES TO DO THAT, THEN YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF RETARDED PUSSBAGS!
We applauded for her.
Me: Well said Cornelia.
Nico: You tell her.
Megan: Way to lay down the law on him sis!
Irma: Corny, you know your parents aren't gonna be happy that you said some bad words, right?
Cornelia (smirks): It was worth it!
Cornelia fired blasts of bramble vines at him and Laney, Sam M., Wildvine and Riley slashed him with whips and vines.
Ruler: No! No! Leaf me alone! I don't dessert this!
(The girls' shadows fall over him on the end of this line, and one by one, they open wide for a huge final bite of mutant broccoli. The scepter falls to Blossom's feet and, after she looks at it as it glowed for a few more seconds, is reduced to mush by one well-placed stomp from her Mary Jane—the invasion is over.)
(Cut to a slow pan down a street full of cheering, celebrating kids. We all were cheering wildly. Buttercup is tossing a couple of them into the air, Bubbles is being tossed by two—one of them being the football kid—and Blossom is shaking hands with another.)
The Broccoloids all appeared as spirits.
Broccoli Leader (as a spirit): We will return! And when we do, we will... (Edzilla pours ketchup on him) What are you doing?
Edzilla: Ed want to eat Broccoli spirit with ketchup! (about to devour him)
Broccoli Leader (horrified): NO! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!
Nicole sealed them into the Book of Vile Darkness.
Narrator: So, with the Broccoloids devoured—
(Cut to a pan up a street full of recovering adults as he continues. The kids hug them. The football kid's father is a bit befuddled at finding a rabbit in the celebration.)
Narrator: —and the hypno-transmithesizer destroyed, the parents of Gotham Royal York awaken. And families once torn apart by war are reunited once again.
(Cut to the Professor and the girls doing some grocery shopping. Bubbles and Buttercup ride in the cart; Blossom floats along above it. Things have returned to normal as life continues after the girls have saved Gotham Royal York once more.)
Narrator: And as normal life resumes, we join the Utonium family on an outing to the supermarket.
Professor: Why don't you girls go pick out some cereal, and I'll meet you in the produce aisle.
Blossom: (as the girls zip away) Okay!
Professor: (to himself) We'll see if we can't find some greens they will eat.
(An o.c. commotion brings him up short; in the produce aisle, kids are ferociously digging into the fruits and vegetables on display. The girls are leading the offensive.)
Blossom: Give 'em heck, troops! We'll show 'em who's boss! You can never be too careful. (The Professor and several parents watch, completely stunned by this turnaround of their kids eating the greens that they hated only a day ago.)
Flint L.: (To the Viewers) Eat your vegetables. They are very good for you.
(The background for the end shot comes up.)
Narrator: And so once again the day is saved—
(Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Powerpuff Girls appear in their usual pose.)
Narrator: —thanks to the Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Powerpuff Girls!
(The background is chomped away in three huge bites; it ends up looking exactly as it did before, but now several kids have appeared below the girls.)
Narrator: And the hungry little tykes of Gotham Royal York.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
I like broccoli just as much as anyone else. But that episode Beat Your Greens on the Powerpuff Girls was a funny one. We sure showed them huh? The fight with the Megatron Heartless was based on the final fight with Optimus Prime and Galvatron on Transformers Cybertron. That was an epic and awesome fight! We lifted our temporary ban on bad words now. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.