It starts in another city. We were walking in Metro City and it was an awesome and amazing city. It was also located just outside of Detroit.
Me: Wow. Look at this place. Metro City is just like it was in the movie.
Lincoln: It sure is.
Lana: I love that movie Megamind.
Lola: It was so awesome!
Then we were greeting by the famous former supervillain now superhero: MEGAMIND!
Megamind: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! On behalf of the citizens here, welcome to Metrocity!
Minion: It's Metro City, sir.
Me: Megamind it's such an honor.
Megamind: We were told so much about all your deeds and achievements. You all are an amazing inspiration.
Me: Thank you Megamind.
Kim Possible (to Megamind): Has anyone told you that you look like a nice version of Dr. Drakken.
Megamind: You're the first one. I actually laughed when I heard that you guys got him grounded!
We laughed.
Me: Yeah Drakken got what was coming to him.
Nico: Is Metro Man still around here?
Megamind: He actually decided to retire and live a normal life.
Me: Well that's understandable. I'm glad he wants to settle down.
Lori: Me too.
Megamind took us to his special cave lair and it was amazing.
Batman: I have to admit, Megamind. Your hideout is similar to the Batcave.
Megamind: I know, right? Except without all the bats.
Me: It is an amazing feat. We met all kinds of superheroes and supervillains and they had all kinds of amazing feats.
Volcana: That's right J.D.
Megamind: It sure is amazing.
Me: Yep.
We were now at Metro Man's mansion and it was as amazing and big as the estate.
Me: Wow! Look at this mansion.
Megamind: Yeah this is the mansion of Metro Man.
We rang the doorbell and it opened and we went in. We were amazed by the amazing interior of the mansion.
Me: Wow!
Laney: What an amazing house.
Lola: It's just as amazing as home.
Lana: I'll say.
Lisa: This is all a magnificent and beautiful piece of architectural engineering.
With us was Lisa's Best Friend in Kindergarten Darcy Helmandollar.
Darcy: It sure is Lisa. I love this house.
Lincoln: I do too.
Metro Man: (Offscreen) It is an amazing house.
We saw Metro Man in the flesh.
Me: Metro Man. It's such an honor.
Metro Man: You too J.D. And Team Loud Phoenix Storm welcome to my home.
Me: Thank you Metro Man.
Metro Man had us in his living room and we were talking about our adventures.
Metro Man: Wow. You all have done it all and more.
Me: We sure have and we don't like to brag.
Metro Man: That's good. And J.D. I also heard that you gave your heart to a young girl.
Me: I sure did. She was dying and Flint Marko was touched by it. Everyone says it was the one of the most selfless deeds I ever did.
Lana: Penny goes to our class and she is doing much better than ever.
Lola: J.D.'s heart is doing well for her. But it also gave her powers.
Me: It was a side effect of the transplant and the blood I gave her. Also because of my immortality and invincibility, my organs regenerate.
Metro Man: You are a truly gifted man J.D.
Me: Oh thank you Metro Man.
Then 3 girls flew in over our heads laughing and having fun and they were firing lasers from their fingers and eyes. They had black hair and blue eyes and they had red, blue and green clothes on.
Me: Wow!
Metro Man: Oh these are my kids. The one in the red summer shirt is Michelle. The one in the blue sweater is Sierra and the one in the green t-shirt with the dark red leaf on it is Tiffany.
Me: Wow! They are adorable and they have inherited your powers.
Metro Man: They are my little super heroines.
Me: They sure have a lot of energy.
Varie: They sure do.
They landed and they were triplets.
Michelle: Oh wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's such an honor.
Sierra: You guys are our heroes!
Tiffany: You all have such amazing skills!
Me: I'm glad we all have some fans.
Michelle: You guys are awesome! We saw all your adventures.
Tiffany: And they are so awesome!
Maria was feeding her Horsea.
Maria: You sure are very hungry Horsea.
Then explosions were heard as the whole city is under peril.
Me: Uh oh! We got trouble.
Then a television broadcast came on. It was evil supervillain Hal Stewart A.K.A. Tighten!
Tighten: Megamind! I am broadcasting to you to call you out. I'm going to kill you for everything you've done to me and after I kill you I'm going to destroy this fucking planet and kill you all! You better come or I will kill everyone! (Evil laughter)
The broadcast turned off.
Me: This guy is pure evil!
My dark orb detector found out that he has a dark orb.
Me: He has a Dark Orb. It must've given him his powers back.
Lori: I never saw the movie. But who is this Tighten jerk?
Megamind: He was once Roxanne's cameraman Hal Stewart.
He was introduced as simply being Roxanne Ritchi's nerdy cameraman, Hal. He clearly has a crush on her, but his attempts at flirting with Roxanne only makes her very uncomfortable. While Roxanne is snooping around the headquarters of the film's protagonist, the supervillain known as Megamind, Hal accidentally gets hit by Megamind's serum, which gave him the powers of the seemingly deceased superhero Metro Man.
Megamind was planning on creating a new superhero to face after feeling isolated of his victory against Metro Man, so he tracks Hal to his apartment building and manipulates him by taking on the guise of his "Space Dad". Megamind attempts to train Hal into a hero, but unknown to Megamind, Hal is not as noble or just as Metro Man. However, Megamind believes that Hal is ready, and gives him a red-and-white suit and the name "Titan", which Hal misinterprets as "Tighten".
However, it turns out that Hal only wanted to take the superhero gig to "get the girl" by winning Roxanne's heart. The first thing he does is kidnap Roxanne under the pretense of 'rescuing' her, dropping her several times only to catch her again. Hal then reveals his identity to Roxanne, but gets rejected for his recklessness, causing him to fly away in anger. Roxanne then continues on dating Bernard (who is actually Megamind in disguise), much to Hal's disappointment and anger.
Believing that being a hero means to get the girl for himself rather than fighting for the greater good, Hal decides he is better off being a villain and goes on an unseen crime spree. After leaving Megamind waiting for several hours, Tighten meets the villain in his home. He reveals his true intentions of why he took the gig and offers a partnership with Megamind, with him as the muscular brawn and Megamind as the 'brain with glasses'. Horrified and outraged that his 'hero' turned out to be a selfish person, Megamind refuses and instead goads Tighten into a fight by revealing that he's both Space-Dad and Bernard in disguise and that he's the one who gave Tighten the powers in the first place.
As planned, Tighten battles Megamind, but with much more rage and anger then Metro Man ever did. Megamind is quickly defeated and awaits to go to jail again, but this doesn't change Tighten's decision to become a villain as the battle had instead increased his anger, and that he wants to kill Megamind rather than having him arrested. Horrified, Megamind intends to recapture Tighten by trapping him on a copper failsafe sphere, after learning that copper is Metro Man's weakness, but this fails, forcing Megamind to escape. Megamind eventually finds out that Metro Man is actually alive, having faked his weakness of copper and his death to retire being a superhero and focus on a career in music, as he felt tired battling Megamind and that he never had a choice of what he wants to be in life.
With Megamind on the run, the towns people initially congratulate Tighten for freeing them from Megamind, but Tighten responds that he is actually taking over as the new villain and starts off by violently flicking the Mayor off with his finger, much to everyone's shock. Without hesitation, Tighten terrorizes Metro City by burning the name 'Tightenville' into the ground in colossal letters, causing more damage to the city than Megamind has ever done. As such, the citizens attempt to evacuate the city to avoid getting into Tighten's wrath.
Feeling remorseful for letting this happen, Megamind turns himself back to prison, and Roxanne, feeling guilty for hurting Tighten's feelings, attempts to take action by appealing to Tighten's conscience. Unfortunately, Tighten denies that he has any good in him, and acts purely out of spite from being rejected by her. Tighten then kidnaps Roxanne and straps her to the radio tower where she rejected him, threatening to kill her if Megamind doesn't arrive to fight him.
Seeing this on TV, Megamind decides to take responsibility for his actions and arrives in usual flamboyant style. He enacts a plan into freeing Roxanne and trying to stop Tighten. Tighten apparently crushes him with the radio tower, but he turns out to be Megamind's right-hand man, Minion, in disguise. Tighten nearly kills Roxanne by shoving a bus, but Metro Man suddenly appears, splitting the bus into two, saving Roxanne. Tighten is frightened into fleeing by Metro Man's orders, but realizes that it's the real Megamind in disguise after the hero tells him to leave 'Metrocity'.
Tighten fights Megamind again and nearly kills him, but ultimately fails. Upon remembering where he left his defuser gun the night Roxanne dumped him after his Bernard disguise faltered away, Megamind takes the weapon, but Tighten throws him up into the sky before turning his rage towards Roxanne, hoping to finish her off. However, Megamind appears in front of Tighten after temporarily dehydrating himself to land himself into the water fountain where Roxanne is standing. After re-hydrating instantly, Megamind uses the defuser gun to remove all of the unearned powers from Tighten, rendering him powerless and reverting him back to Hal for good. Having reveled in his real victory, Megamind saves Minion by throwing him into the water fountain, since he knows that fish need water to survive.
In the end after Hal's defeat, Megamind gets his Brainbots to repair all the damage he and Hal has done to Metro City, and he is praised as the new hero by everyone (including a disguised Metro Man). As for Hal, he is imprisoned in Megamind's old cell, serving a life sentence as punishment for his crimes against Metro City. He is seen Dancing in Megamind's old cell at the end of the movie back to his old self.
Me: So he got his powers back through a dark orb and is back to get revenge.
Nico: We have to stop this guy!
Me: And we will.
Metro Man (smiles): You know what? Maybe I can help protect the city one last time. Alongside you guys, of course.
Me: It would be an honor.
Metro Man put on his superhero uniform one last time.
Me: Lets get this clod.
Metro Man: You got it J.D.
We shook hands.
Michelle: That's our heroes and our daddy.
Me: You're more than welcome to join us girls.
Michelle: Really?
Me: Sure. We're more than willing to give you all a shot.
Sierra: Oh it's an honor!
Me: Lets waste this dirtbag!
We went out into the city.
Tighten was causing all kinds of mayhem all over the city. He was destroying cars and buildings like there was no tomorrow. Then suddenly he was punched in the face with devastating force and he crashed into a building and it crashed onto him.
He got out of the rubble and saw us.
Tighten: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Metro Man! Megamind! Now I can get my revenge!
Me: You will pay for all the crimes you've done Tighten.
Megamind: You got what was coming to you Hal. Metro Man is a better hero than you!
Tighten: I hate you Megamind!
Megamind flew at him and he had a dark blue aura flare up and he punched Tighten in the face with devastating force and he crashed into a car and it exploded and he had a nasty black eye.
Megamind: Wow! Did I suddenly get stronger?
Me: You got a boost of power from his hatred Megamind. When you are with us we have the ability to get stronger from hatred. We absorb Negative Energy and convert it into positive energy and it makes us more powerful.
Megamind: I guess that's why I can punch harder now.
Me: Yep.
Michelle: That is awesome!
Megamind: I like it.
Tighten got up and looked at us with incredible rage.
Tighten (to Megamind): Do you know how much I hate you, Megamind?
Megamind (smirks as his aura flares up): No. But do remind me.
Tighten: I had all the power in the world. But you had to go and take it all away! But now that I have it back, I'm gonna make sure it stays that way. Starting with killing you!
Metro Man looked at him with a glare.
Tighten (to Metro Man): That look doesn't scare me anymore, you phony! Haven't you heard the news? Metro Man's gone!
Me: Enough you fucking FREAK!
I went Super Ebonwu 30,000 Phoenix Angel and we some of us transformed.
Tighten: I'm not alone this time!
Tighten summoned numerous Soldier Heartless.
Me: Now it's on!
We went at the Soldier Heartless and slashed them all apart and we got a massive power boost from each one we killed.
Nico punched Tighten in the mouth and knocked out some of his teeth.
Edzilla (grabs Tighten by the cape): ED SMASH SUPERMAN RIPOFF!
Tighten: Hey! I am not like Superman! (Edzilla slams him into the ground)
Tighten got up.
Tighten (grabs Shockwave by the throat): When you see your pal Megatron in Hell, tell him that the rest of his former lackies will be joining him soon!
Shockwave punched him off.
Shockwave: You can tell him that youself!
Nico: Hal Stewart, you have failed this city!
Tighten: You think I care?!
Nico: You should. You know, you can play the cold blooded villain all you like. But deep down, you're just a sad little man who takes his problems out on others. You're not even worth killing after we defeat you! You are just a worthless little fucked up nerd with a major drinking problem and can't even get himself a girlfriend! No wonder Roxanne dumped you. You little freak!
WHOA! THAT IS A LOW BLOW!
Then Tighten screamed in so much rage and ballistic fury that it was unbelievable!
We killed all the Soldier Heartless.
Me: That's that for the Soldier Heartless.
?: But that's not the worst of your problems.
We then saw another Heartless and it was someone that we recognized!
The Heartless that appeared was fat and smelled like rotten limburger cheese with zombies like features. Ironhide recognized the Heartless.
Ironhide (shocked): Stinky Pete?!
Stinkstorm Golddigger: Ironhide. Shame that Woody isn't here. But I'll gladly kill you instead for killing me!
Buzz: You make me sick Stinky Pete! And this smell is perfect for your personality!
Me: Yeah! But you look like someone put a balloon that was filled with raw sewage down your throat and shoved you into a vat of rotten Limburger Cheese and left you there for 50 years!
Lincoln was gagging at the smell Stinkstorm Golddigger was giving off and Lola was hurling her guts out.
Stinkstorm Golddigger lunged at Ironhide.
Stinkstrom Golddigger (pins Ironhide down with his pickaxe): Not so tough without your cannons, are you?
Ironhide: I don't need them to take you out!
Ironhide kicked him and sent him crashing into a building.
Me: Combo time!
Outback: You got it J.D.
Wasp: Lets get him!
Wasp flew into Outback's gun and Outback fired her.
Outback and Wasp: WASP CANNON SWARMDEATH!
Barricade (2007) Our turn!
Barricade fired his lasers and Maria fired a blast of water.
Barricade (2007) and Maria: MAELSTROM LASERCYCLONE DEATHSAW!
The techniques combined and slashed apart the Stinkstorm Golddigger to pieces and killed him.
Buzz: Never torment us again Stinky Pete!
Nicole: And he won't ever again Buzz.
Nicole sent the spirit of Stinky Pete into the River of Fire. He will never return.
Nicole: Burn in eternal Hell you defective toy.
Back in the fight with Nico and Tighten, Tighten roared in so much rage and ballistic fury that it was completely unbelievable! Tighten flew at him and Nico punched him in the face and fired a powerful blast of fire and burned him. Michelle, Sierra and Tiffany flew at Tighten and punched him with devastating force and kicked him in the face. Nico punched him in the face again and fired a blast of energy and it exploded in his face.
KRABOOOMMM!
Me: Final Smash time!
Megamind: Oh this is gonna be awesome! MINDSTORM DEATHRAY!
Megamind fired a blue laser blast from his huge head and it hit Tighten and exploded in his face.
KRABOOOM!
Me: Awesome!
Then we got a surprising shock when we saw Darcy fly up to Tighten and she punched him square in the face with incredible force! Knocking out all his teeth! Tighten then fired a laser vision blast that hit her in the right arm and she went at him and kicked him square in the crotch!
Superman: My turn! GRAND LASER BLAST!
Superman fired a massive laser vision blast and it hit him in the eyes and burned them and permanently blinded him.
Metro Man punched him.
Metro Man: Ready for our grand finale final smash kids?
Michelle: You know it daddy!
Sierra: This is gonna be awesome!
Tiffany: Let us at him!
Metro Man: Lets get him!
Michelle fired a red laser from her hand.
Sierra fired a green laser blast and Tiffany fired a blue laser and they focused all three blasts into a superlaser blast and Metro Man fired a white laser.
Metro Man, Michelle, Sierra and Tiffany: PRISMATIC SUPERLASER SHOT!
The lasers converged, focused and fired at Tighten and they hit him and exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Tighten was defeated. The Dark Orb that was inside Tighten shattered and was destroyed and we got a major power boost.
We landed.
Lisa saw Darcy and she then got a surprising shock when she saw her arm. She saw that there were wires and chips in it and they were repairing themselves!
Lisa: (Gasp) Sweet mother of all things in science!
Me: What is it Lisa?
We saw the robot parts in Darcy and we were amazed.
Me: Oh my gosh. Darcy you're a cyborg.
Darcy: Yes I am.
My computer eyes turned on and it showed that Darcy was a full fledged cyborg and her bones were now a metallic endoskeleton and her organs were all fully artificial. (Think of Bicentennial Mans Artificial Organs) She was essentially immortal. This kind of technology was 100 years more advanced than anything we were familiar with in the fields of robotics.
Me: Wow. Darcy how did this happen to you?
Darcy: 6 months ago I was in a nasty car accident and I was badly hurt. I was made a cyborg as a result.
Me: That's amazing.
Nico: Darcy this is so amazing for you.
Lisa: It is. And you have all kinds of amazing abilities because of it.
Darcy: You're not afraid?
Lisa: Negative Darcy. You are still and always will be my best friend regardless.
Me: That's right and we have a cyborg Lincoln that is on our team.
Vince: You have been given a great gift. And with great power comes a great responsibility.
Me: That's right partner.
Darcy: Thanks guys.
We went up to Hal and he was now stripped of his powers. With us was Roxanne. They looked at him with extreme hatred. Then...
CRUNCH!
Nico and Roxanne kick him right where the sun doesn't shine with devastating force and it had a sickening crunch. We winced when we heard that.
Hal: (Squeaking) Mommy.
Me: Oooh! That must've hurt!
Roxanne (Megamind): You are the worst monster ever! WE ARE FINISHED YOU ASSHOLE!
We cheered for her.
Me: Well said.
Then Michelle, Sierra and Tiffany jumped onto his crotch and slammed into it with devastating force and completely crushed his manhood with an extremely sickening crunch!
CRUNCH!
Me: (Winces) OOOH!
Nico: (Winces) OUCH!
Lincoln: (Winces) THAT MUST'VE REALLY HURT!
Michelle: You make me sick you freak!
Sierra: No one hurts our city and gets away with it.
Tiffany: YEAH!
Megamind: That's telling him. (To the Viewers) They sure have spunk. And it goes to show you that teamwork can overcome many obstacles.
Me: Yep.
I gave Nico two Pokeballs with a Yanma and a Quagsire in them.
Me: Metro Man it was such an honor to have you fight alongside us.
Metro Man: You too J.D. It was such an honor to work with you.
We shook hands and Tiffany, Sierra, Michelle and Darcy were made honorary members of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Hal Stewart was condemned to the Neptune Prison for all eternity.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
Megamind was an awesome movie from 2010 and Will Ferrell, Tiny Fay, Jonah Hill, David Cross and Brad Pitt did a great job and it's too bad that this movie was so underrated. But this movie was awesome! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.
Megamind belongs to DreamWorks Animation, Paramount Pictures and Tom McGrath.