Chapter starts with the camera set on the Krusty Krab Great Restaurant.

French Narrator: (French Accent) Ah. The Krusty Krab Great Restaurant. Home of the delicious Krabby Patty and it's super secret recipe. But for a certain Loud Girl, today is going to be much, much different.

Customer: 1 Monster Krabby Patty, please.

Pearl: Wow, no one's ordered the Monster Krabby Patty in a long time. Lily, 1 Monster Krabby Patty.

Lily: [gasps, shaking] Did you say a monster Krabby Patty?!

Pearl: You've never heard of a Monster Krabby Patty?

SpongeBob: HUH?! Monster Krabby Patty?!

Customers: Monster Krabby Patty?!

Customer #2: [in bathroom] Monster Krabby Patty?!

Lily: What is a Monster Krabby Patty?

SpongeBob: It's the largest item we have on our menu. Let me show you.

SpongeBob showed her a picture covered in dust. He blew off the dust and it showed a picture of the Monster Krabby Patty. It was as big as a whole pizza and it weighed 15 pounds.

SpongeBob: This is the Monster Krabby Patty. It's also the most feared item we have on our menu. For years no one in the history of the Krusty Krab has ever made one perfectly. Even I tried it twice and failed. The first time my spatula broke in two and the 2nd time my arms were ripped off. Not even my predecessor Jim could do one.

Lily: I didn't know that the Monster Krabby Patty had such a fierce reputation. But I'm always up for a challenge Mr. SquarePants.

SpongeBob: That's the spirit Lily! Go get it!

Lily: Yes sir!

Lily went back to the grill.

[A set of real hands drops a huge meat pile on the grill]

Lily: Wow! That is a huge pile of meat! But this requires a secret weapon.

Lily pulled out a Pizza Spatula and she successfully flipped the giant Krabby Patty and then she made a huge bun for the giant patty. When the patty was done she put it on the huge bun and put the lettuce, tomatoes, onions, cheese, pickles, ketchup and mustard on and a top bun.

Lily: Done!

Lily opened the kitchen door.

Lily: Order up! One Monster Krabby Patty!

She brought out a Monster Krabby Patty and brought it to the customer.

Lily: Your Monster Krabby Patty sir.

Everyone then erupted into a roar of cheering and hoisted Lily up.

Customers: HOORAY FOR LILY!

SpongeBob: YOU DID IT LILY! YOU MADE THE FIRST EVER SUCCESSFUL MONSTER KRABBY PATTY!

Lily: Thanks Mr. Squarepants!.

SpongeBob: How did you do it?

Lily: A regular spatula wasn't gonna be able to lift up that much meat. So I used a pizza spatula.

Spongebob: That was sheer genius!

[A siren horn then goes off and then everyone becomes silent]

Lily: What, did I say the secret word?

SpongeBob: No, Lily, he's back.

Lily: Who's back? [Something red flashes by] What was that?!

SpongeBob: [An alarm sounds] Man your stations! Red alert! Red alert! Take cover! [All the customers scream, and run to take cover]

Lily got ready. She knew that something was going on.

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob's up in the crow's nest searching for him] He's around here somewhere. [SpongeBob sees the red flash by once again] There he goes!

Lily: Who or what are we facing?

Harold: Some say he crawled out from the lowest trench in the ocean.

Pearl: He's the saltiest of all the sea dogs.

SpongeBob: He's the most hated creature in Bikini Bottom and all of the 7 seas. [The red flash then bursts out of the kitchen and we then see it is Krabs holding a Krabby Patty while swinging on a rope]

Krabs: And he's finally got a Krabby Patty! Ar, ar, ar, ar!

Lily: Mr. Krabs!? I thought he was in prison!

SpongeBob: This is a whole new Krabs. He filled in the place of Plankton and his goal in life now is to steal a Krabby Patty and ruin our restaurant.

Lily: So in a way, the roles have been reversed!

SpongeBob: Yeah! You could say it like that. But the worst part of it is...

Lily: [Krabs lands behind her. Shows a shot of naked Krabs and Lily's surprise and disgust] Good grief, he's naked! [A part of Krabs then glints]

Krabs: [Swings up onto a board on a support beam above. Laughs.] Clothe me if you can, silly landlubbers!

SpongeBob: I'm gonna make you eat those words, Krabs! [The cash register spins upside down, and turns into a place where a cannon is located] No shirt, no shoes... no service! [SpongeBob shoots all the clothes out of the cannon at Krabs. All of them miss]

Krabs: Ar, ar, ar, ar, ar!

Lily kicked Krabs in the face and got the patty back and then a rope tied around Krabs and the rope was from Batman!

Lily: Batman!

Batman: Hey Lily. Just happened to be in the area.

Lily: You arrived just in time.

Batman: (To the Viewers) I've always had a knack for showing up at the right place at the right time.

SpongeBob: Knick-knack, the Patty's back! You did it, Lily. Victory screech! [SpongeBob, Lily and all the customers start screeching]

Lily: It was me and Batman that did it Mr. Squarepants.

Krabs: Enjoy your victory screech, SquarePants, because someday the Krabby Patty formula will be mine!

SpongeBob: You'll never get this formula, you twisted fiend!

Lily: And I will make sure you never do you cheapskate!

Krabs: Oh, but I will! Even if I have to come back tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...

Lily is right in his face.

Lily: We get the idea Krabs.

Krabs: Oh. Sorry.

Krabs walked away and it was gonna be a long road. But now that Krabs has filled in for the role of Plankton, the Krusty Krab was gonna be in for a really rough ride like before.

Back home at the estate, Lily came home.

Lily: Boy what a great day.

Lily hung up her hat and went to the shower. 20 minutes later, Lori was waiting outside.

Lily then came out and she was in her bathrobe and had a towel on her head.

Lily: Oh hey Lori.

Lori: Oh hey Lily. Didn't know you were home already.

Lily: I just got back from work 20 minutes ago.

Lori: You'll have to tell us about it.

Lily: Okay.

On the couch Lily was telling us what went down at the Krusty Krab.

Me: So a Krabs from a parallel universe has filled in the void for Plankton?

Lily: Yeah. I don't know how this happened but it did.

Me: Hmm.

I looked it up on the computer and on a security camera it showed that Mr. Krabs was still in his cell fully clothed.

Me: This is really unusual. Mr. Krabs is still in his cell.

Lily: This Krabs is from a parallel universe and he took the place of Plankton.

Laney: That is so freaky.

Lisa: Indeed. And he runs around in the indecent nude? That is one of the most disgusting features for anyone to do.

Lily: I know.

Me: But great job to you and Batman for stopping him.

Varie: Yeah and way to go on becoming the first ever employee to make a perfect Monster Krabby Patty.

Lily: Yeah. Mr. Squarepants said that never in the history of the Krusty Krab has there been a successful Monster Krabby Patty.

Lincoln: And it weighs 15 pounds!? That's a lot of food!

Lana: I'll say.

Stacy: But it sounds like a tasty one.

Me: Sounds like it.

Me and John were playing billiards. John did some awesome tricks on the table.

Me: Wow John, you're really good at pool.

John: Thanks J.D. Dad taught me a lot in Billiards. He was quite the pool shark.

Me: I can tell.

Lily had a great day at work.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Complete.

I did this one as a fusion and twist to the episodes of SpongeBob All That Glitters and The Algae Is Always Greener. 2 episodes combined to add some zest. NicoChan gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Plus I had time to finish the previous chapter last night so I figured why not do a SpongeBob chapter today. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.