7/30/23
During the kickoff show for NXT's Great American Bash, John Wick had entered the arena with his 24/7 title in hand. The ringside area was littered with chairs, umbrellas, BBQ grills, beach blankets, and picnic tables.
Alicia: The following contest is a 5 on 1 Great American Elimination Street Fight, making his way to the ring... he is the current WWE 24/7 champion... JOOOOOOOOHN WIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Currently in the ring were John's opponents: Hank Hill, Surfers Geoff & Brody, and the team of Brooks Jensen & Josh Briggs. The five looked down their sole opposition, but didn't get cocky as they knew Wick was dangerous. Ref Tom Castor held the title up before ringing the bell.
Ding, ding, ding.
Brooks went at John with a clothesline, but John ducked and hit a slingblade. He then leapfrogged a spear from Geoff before judo throwing Brody, he caught a kick from Geoff before he drove his elbow into the surfer's knee before German suplexing him. Josh Briggs got in on the action before John Wick sent him flying over the east ropes with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Hank Hill got into John's face, "Don't think because you're retired assassin means I won't kick your ass!" Hank grabbed a kendo stick before swinging it at John, but John didn't register it even as Hank kept hitting him until the stick snapped. John glared at Hank Hill, which made the proud american go "BWAAAAAA!"
John then clotheslined Hank Hill over the west ropes before bouncing off the opposite ropes and hit a suicide dive to Hank Hill. John then picked up Hank Hill and tossed the provider of propane and propane accessories into a BBQ grill.
Geoff then smacked John with a folding chair before tossing him back into the ring, Geoff then kept smacking John with the chair as Brody came in with an umbrella and hit John in the back as well. Brody then picked John Wick up on his shoulders before he and Geoff hit a flapjack cutter on the umbrella. Brody and Geoff then covered John.
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John kicks out.
"Aw man!" Brody exclaimed.
"Don't fret bro, just keep it up." Geoff then went outside to get a weapon.
Brody fired shots away at John before he lifted him up in a fireman's carry, but John slithered out of the grasp as Geoff got on the apron with a chair. John then shoved Brody into Geoff, driving the chair into Geoff's face as he was knocked into Briggs and Jensen. Brody was then rolled up before John locked him in an STF, with the crossface and not John Cena's watered-down version.
Brody yelled before he tapped.
Alicia: Brody has been eliminated.
John got up as he went for a suicide dive to Hank Hill, only to be hit with a beer bottle. This knocked John into a hard lariat by Josh Briggs, Josh covered Wick.
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John pops the shoulder up.
Josh groaned before Brooks brought in a table, Josh sets John on the southeast top turnbuckle as Jensen set up the table. Briggs & Jensen climbed up the rope and looked for a double superlex. John then kneed Jensen in the face and knocked him down to the mat, John then elbows Josh in the back of his head. Wick then nails Briggs with a sunset flip powerbomb off the ropes and into the table, stacking him up for the cover.
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Alicia: Josh Briggs has been eliminated.
Hank then comes in with a cooler, which John ducks and hits Hank with a tiltawhirl DDT onto the cooler to spike the provider on the head. John turns Hank over for the cover.
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Alicia: Hank Hill has been eliminated.
John Wick is then pushed into the corner by Brooks Jensen and Geoff, both of them punching away at John before Jensen whips Geoff into Wick. The surfer then sends Wick into Brooks who has him in an electric chair as Geoff climbed to the top.
As Geoff went for a clothesline, John countered with a Spanish Fly.
John then took Brooks Jensen down with a rolling triangle choke, Brooks screamed as he was being choked out. Jensen tried to lift John up, but Wick does repeated elbow shots to Brooks' skull. This made Brooks fall over as the ref checked. He was out cold.
Alicia: Brooks Jensen has been eliminated.
John Wick gets up as does Geoff, the party animal smiles like a crazy man. "This is awesome!" He laughed before he and Wick exchanged shots, with Geoff keeping up before he gets whips into the ropes.
The surfer vaults over the assassin he tosses Wick over the south rope, with the retired hit man landing on the apron before Geoff runs the ropes and spears him into a picnic table that was laying there. Hot dogs and condiments flying from the impact.
"HOLY SHIT!" The crowd chanted.
Geoff crawled off the wreckage and made his way tk the announce table, he tossed off the cover and monitors before he dragged John Wick over and hoisted him up. Geoff then hit John with an F5 through the announce table.
The surfer then picked up Wick's body and tossed him into the ring, he then slid in and draped an arm over Wick.
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Geoff was stunned before he climbed up to the top rope, spent of energy as he took a slow time to make it to the top.
John then shoots up and tries go for a hurricanrana off the top, only for Geoff to hold on and lift him back up. Transitioning to a fireman's carry as he tightroped walked the east ropes, Geoff launches the F5- ONLY TO BE COUNTERED INTO A DDT OFF THE ROPES!
John pulls himself in the corner, taking aim at Geoff before he charges at the surfer... TORPEDO MOSCOW TO GEOFF!
John Wick with the cover.
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John rolls out of the ring and grabs the title.
Alicia: Here's your winner and still WWE 24/7 champion... JOOOOOOOOHN WIIIIIIIICK!
John makes his leave.
Title changes: none.