It starts at Gotham Royal York Elementary School.
[School bell rings]
Mrs. Johnson: Okay, class, tomorrow we're wrapping up our biology studies with a special project. We'll be dissecting... [pulls down a scroll of a frog and its anatomy] ...frogs!
[Her students all exclaim with joy]
Mrs. Johnson: Get ready to jump in! [laughs but gets no reaction; disappointed] Really? No one?
Lincoln: [eager] Dissecting frogs? That sounds-
[Instant segue to Lana and Laney]
Lana and Laney: HORRIBLE!
Laney: Lincoln, why would you do such cruel thing to an innocent creature?
Lana: You can't do that!
Lincoln: They're just frogs, guys. What's the big deal?
Lana: [grabs Lincoln by his hair] We'll show you what the big deal is! [pulls him into her room]
Lincoln: Ow! Ow!
[The door closes and Lana gets out a portable projector]
Lana: Watch this movie we made about Hops. [gives him the projector as Hops lands on her arm and croaks]
[Lincoln cranks the handle on the projector and peeps through the lens]
HOPS: A Life in Leaps
[The film begins with Laney sitting by the pond where Lana was lurking]
Narrator Laney: I was taking Lana to the park one day. She was so eager to play in the pond.
Narrator Lana: I'll never forget the day I met my future best friend.
[Someone squirts Lana and it reveals to be Hops. Lana then squirts him back and they laugh]
Film Lana: You're the best froggy. Well, I gotta go. Dad's making meatloaf tonight. Thanks for the fun day.
[As she prepares to leave, the little froggy paddles on his lily pad and makes a sad face to Lana]
Film Lana: Aw. You're lonely, aren't ya, little guy? Would you like to come home and live with me?
[Hops nods, leaps and pulls himself into Lana's dungaree pocket]
Film Lana: I'm gonna name you Hops.
Film Hops: [croaks]
Film Laney: [looks around] Lana, where are you? [Lana walks over to her] Oh, there you are. [looks at Hops] Who's your friend? [Hops leaps onto Laney's shoulder]
Film Lana: Aw, Hops likes you. [Hops squirts at Laney and she and Lana laughed]
Narrator Lana: Since that day, we've been pretty inseparable. We eat all our meals together.
[The two are eating a bowl of mud with crickets]
Narrator Lana: Hops likes his crickets chocolate-covered. But I like mine plain.
[They're playing Double Dutch together]
Narrator Lana: We play together. We even get our school photos taken together.
Photographer: [dully] Alright, kid, smile. Three, two, one. Cheese.
[Hops comes out of Lana's pocket and is wearing some dungarees of his own.]
Narrator Laney: I have to admit, I had my differences around him. [Hops leaped over to a sad Laney and cuddled against her] But he kinda helped me through hard times.
[In Lana's room]
Film Lana: Nighty-night, buddy. [kisses him and puts him in his tank]
Film Hops: [croaks]
Narrator Lana: I can't imagine what life would be like without my best friend Hops.
[Hops leaps out of the tank and rests himself next to Lana. Lana winces, notices and smiles as the two of them slumber together.]
THE END
Lincoln: [touched and driven to tears] That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
[Hops grabs a box of tissues with his tongue]
Lana: [handing her brother a tissue who then blows his nose] You see, Lincoln? Frogs are cooler on the outside than they are on the inside. So please, don't dissect them.
Killer Frost: Lana, why are you against Lincoln's assignment? Don't you want Lincoln to get a good grade?
Lana: I do. But I don't want him to dissect frogs.
Heidi came in with a look of panic.
Heidi: Guys! Please don't mention the D word.
Lincoln: What D word? Dissect?
Heidi: That's the one. My dad doesn't like that word at all. He has a very weak stomach and every time he hears that word he projectile vomits a dumpster-load of vomit all over the place.
Laney: Whoa! It's that bad?
Heidi: Oh yeah. Dad can't stand that word. Its been that way for him ever since middle school.
FLASHBACK - Middle School for Jared.
Heidi: (Narrating) My dad was in science class and their project for the class was dissecting Fetal Pigs. The most insidiously notorious dissection project ever. They dissect unborn pigs. As dad was dissecting them, he got sick to his stomach big time and he ran out of the school and projectile vomited in a dumpster. The Vomit came streaming out of him like Niagara Falls and it was so bad that he filled up 2 garbage dumpsters full of vomit. He collapsed from exhaustion and he wouldn't get out of his bed for 2 whole months. It was that bad.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Heidi: That's why dad hates that word. Every time he hears it, he projectile vomits all over the place because of it.
Laney: That's horrible.
Poison Ivy: No kidding.
Lana: So please don't dissect the frogs Lincoln.
Lincoln: I won't. And neither will anyone else.
Laney: What do you mean?
Lincoln: We're going on a rescue mission. [The three siblings put there hands in]
Lana: Don't forget Hops! [Hops leaps into the group five]
Bloom: You know what? Forget the grade. We need to protect these frogs!
Heidi: Lets do it guys.
[The next day in Mrs. Johnson's class]
Mrs. Johnson: Alright, class, when we return from lunch, we'll leap into our frog dissecting! [still gets no reaction] Come on, people! I'm giving you comedy gold here!
[The bell rings and the class goes out to lunch. Mrs. Johnson locks the door and as soon as she leaves, Lincoln pops up from the corner and busts out his walkie-talkie]
Lincoln: Laney, where are you? [Laney dashes in]
Laney: Right here, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Great, where's Lana? [Lana pops out from the trash can next to him] Oh, good hiding place.
Lana: What are you talking about? Hops and I were just eating lunch. [belches out an apple core]
Hops: [belches out a peanut shell, Laney is disgusted]
Lincoln: Heidi, Killer Frost, Poison Ivy, Elena, Bloom, Will? Where are you?
They appeared out of the air vents.
Heidi: Here guys.
Lincoln: Let's go!
[They move out and Lana breaks out her locksmith equipment and grabs one of her keys to open the door to Mrs. Johnson's room, but it fails]
Lana: We have a problem. It's a surface mounted deadbolt with a tumbler locking mechanism.
Lincoln: In English, please?
Lana: We'll have to find another way in.
Heidi: I got this. (In her head, Echoing) METAL STYLE: SKELETON KEY JUTSU!
Heidi formed her finger into a skeleton key and stuck it into the lock and the door opened.
Lincoln: Wow! That was so clever.
Heidi: Thanks Lincoln. Dad taught me how to use Shinobi Techniques.
Laney: What was that technique?
Heidi: It's called Metal Style: Skeleton Key Jutsu. It's a very handy jutsu. What it does is it turns your finger into metal and shapes your finger into a skeleton key that can pick any lock no matter how well crafted.
Killer Frost: That's really clever.
Elena: It sure is.
[They went into Mrs. Johnson's room]
Lana: [to the frogs in the tank] What's up, frog-ays? We're here to rescue you!
Will: The frogs are so cute! I'm actually a fan of frogs.
Lana: You have great love for frogs Will.
Lincoln: [grabs the tank] Let's go!
[Just then, the doorknob is rattling, meaning Mrs. Johnson is coming.]
Heidi: (Gasp) Mrs. Johnson's coming!
They all gulp in fear. Mrs. Johnson enters the room to find the frogs are gone.
Mrs. Johnson: [gasps] My frogs! [runs to the window] PRINCIPAL HUGGINS! PRINCIPAL HUGGINS! [runs out of the room to tell Principal Huggins and closes the door]
[They all then reveal themselves to have been behind her desk instead of having escaped with the frogs]
Lincoln: Whoa. That open window decoy was brilliant.
Lana: What do you think, this is my first animal rescue?
Elena: That was really clever.
[They then proceed to exit through the window for real]
[They take the frogs to the pond]
Lincoln: Be free, my amphibian friends! Be free!
Bloom: Go for it guys!
[Hops croaks to them to go, but they don't understand]
[Lana dumps them out of the tank]
Lana: Good luck, frog-ays! Have a nice life!
[Just as the frogs begin to enjoy their freedom, a flock of birds circles above them]
Lincoln: Uh, you guys might wanna get moving.
[Some turtles rise from the water, preparing to snack on the frogs]
Lana: Seriously, guys, go!
[Some snakes are eying the amphibian appetizers]
Lincoln: Do you wanna be today's lunch special? MOVE! [They don't budge] Why aren't they moving? [Laney grabs the frogs and puts them back in the tank]
Shrapnel: Why aren't the frogs moving?
Shocker: Maybe we need to put them into the water.
Lana: Lets do it.
They did so and the frogs were stumped as if they never went into the water before.
Heidi: It's not working.
Laney: Maybe, they've never been to the wild before.
Lana: [notices a snake trying to eat one of them] HEY, YOU! NOT COOL! [wrestles the snake and saves the frog] Guys, we can't leave them here.
Shocker: No we can't.
Shrapnel: We have to do something.
Laney: What do we do?
Lincoln: [gathering them up] You're right. We'll take them home till we can think of a better plan.
[A raccoon arrives with a bib, knife and fork]
Lana: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
[The raccoon runs off in fear]
[They get the frogs to Lola and Lana's room]
Lincoln: They'll be safe here. Come on. We gotta go. Lunch hour's almost up.
[Lana puts Hops on her bed]
Lana: Alright, Hops, you and Laney keep an eye on them till we get back.
Heidi: Me and the Redemption Squad will watch them too.
Lana: Okay. Good luck.
Later Principal Huggins came up to the estate.
Huggins (to himself): Do I really want to barge into Team Loud Phoenix Storm's home? No. But do I really want those frogs back? Yes!
Poromon: Why don't we just put the frogs somewhere else? Like with Batman?
Heidi: That's a great idea.
[Just then, Principal Huggins is pounding at the door]
Principal Huggins: Open up, Loud! Frog inspection!
[Before they open the door, Principal Huggins just barges in]
Principal Huggins: Good afternoon, children.
Beast Boy: Come on in, Mr. H! We've got nothing to hide.
Heidi: Hello Principal Huggins.
Elena: Hi, Mr. Huggins! How can we help you today?
Principal Huggins: Hello Heidi. Garfield. Elena. [looks around the living room] Well, I don't see any frogs here. I guess I'll just be on my way. [Lincoln and Lana smile at each other relieved] NOT! [Laney walks up to him]
Laney: Don't be too hasty, Mr... um.
Principal Huggins: Huggins.
Laney: Yes, Huggins. You're our guest here. [pushes Huggins to the living room] Please, allow us to make you right at home. [Huggins stops her]
Principal Huggins: I'll make myself at home, thank you. [As he continues his inspection, Lincoln and Lana notice some frogs nearby while he's not looking. Lincoln yelps in panic and grabs his principal's coat]
Lincoln: Let me take your coat. [tosses it over the frogs out of Huggins' view]
Principal Huggins: [sarcastically] Yes, just put that down anywhere, why don't you?
Killer Frost: Please don't use sarcasm around us.
[He checks under a sofa cushion which has some gross content beneath and under the sofa itself. Lana then spots a frog by the window behind the TV and closes the curtain]
Lana: Uh...I didn't want the glare to hurt your eyeballs, sir.
[Some glass shatters off in the distance]
Principal Huggins: What was that?
Laney: Uh, I got it! [she Lana and Lincoln run off to the kitchen]
[The noise came from the kitchen as the three pick them up and put them in the fridge then Laney hides one in her scarf. They forgot one and Lana grabs it before Huggins enters]
Principal Huggins: You three seem a bit nervous.
Laney: Nervous? Us? No no.
Heidi: I'm never nervous.
Lana: [muffled with the frog in her mouth] Not at all!
[A fly comes whizzing by and the frog grabs it with its tongue]
Lana: [playing it off] Mmm. Protein. [chuckles]
Heidi: Yuck.
Laney: [chuckles along] Yeah, she's always likes to eat bugs. It's her thing. [The frog inside Laney's scarf then croaked, Huggins then glared at Laney]
Principal Huggins: Did I just hear a croak?
Laney: Uhm... [tugs her scarf] My throat's feeling kind of froggy. Um, not that there's acutually frog in my throat- Dah! I mean, it's just an expression... [Laney nervously smiles. Huggins looks in the pantry and the oven, and just as he's about to check the fridge, Lincoln squirts him with a hose connected to the sink]
Lincoln: Sorry, sir. You had some schmutz on you. Here, let me get you a towel. [rubs Huggins' face]
[While he can't see, Lana spits the frog out and tosses it onto the ceiling]
Principal Huggins: [ceases Lincoln's rubbing] Stop it! [hears a thud from the distance] Hmm...maybe I'll go check UPSTAIRS!
[They go upstairs and one frog is on the inside of the wall before Lisa and Lily's room. A fly comes by and the frog catches it while hitting Huggins' face in the process. Lincoln grabs it and hides it behind his back before Huggins notices]
Lincoln: [with some viscous substance on his finger] Wet willie! Uh...just trying to lighten the mood.
[They go to the door to Lucy and Lynn's rooms]
Principal Huggins: What's this room?
Lincoln: That's Lynn's bedroom. She's a sports athlete.
Principal Huggins opens her door and he saw Lynn's stadium gym.
Principal Huggins: Wow! Lynn's room is huge.
Lincoln: That's Lynn for you. She lives in a huge stadium.
They left and came up to Lucy's door.
Principal Huggins: What's this room?
Heidi: That's Lucy's room. But she can be very spooky.
Principal Huggins opened the door and out came a huge swarm of bats and he screamed in fright!
Principal Huggins: That room looks clear. [pulls himself together and goes to the door to the nursery] What's this room?
Laney: That's our nursery. Carol is in there feeding her daughters. They were born 4 days ago.
Principal Huggins: Aw. I'm so happy for her. Better not disturb her.
He came up to Lori's room.
Principal Huggins: What's this room?
Elena: That's Lori's room and our briefing room. But we can't go in there without permission. She has an intense security system.
Principal Huggins: I'll take my chances. [grabs the doorknob which sends an electric shock to his entire body; brushes himself off] Well, upstairs looks clear. I need to use your restroom.
Laney showed him the restroom.
Will (she and Shocker are about to leave): It's been nice knowing you, Mr. Huggins.
Principal Huggins: Where are you two going?
Shocker: We're going to Dairy Queen. We are not going to be in the same room as a pissed off Jared!
Principal Huggins: I'll be fine.
Heidi: Oh no.
He went in and then the sounds of ferocious fighting and screaming were heard as Jared was pulverizing Principal Huggins in a brutal manner.
Lana: Oh man!
Principal Huggins came out and he looked mangled and mauled.
Jared: Never disturb my privacy time!
Heidi: Sorry dad.
Jared: Oh was he with you Heidi? I'm sorry, I didn't know. But don't do it again.
Heidi: It's all right.
Poison Ivy (blows Pheremone Dust onto Huggins): Now, Huggins. Why don't you give this whole frog thing a rest and take a long nap at your house?
Principal Huggins: Good idea. Thank you.
He left.
Heidi: That was a close one. I got an idea. Lets show them all about how great frogs are outside rather on the inside.
Laney: That's a great idea.
Lincoln: Hops! You beautiful, green, warty genius! Up high, buddy.
[Hops gives Lincoln a high tongue]
The next day at school.
Principal Huggins is now watching the film and has been moved the way Lincoln has.
Principal Huggins: [crying] That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!
[He and Mrs. Johnson are both crying]
Mrs. Johnson: [in tears] Don't hog it, Huggins! I wanna watch it again! [takes the projector and watches the film again]
Lincoln: See? Frogs are way cooler on the outside.
Heidi: They sure are.
Killer Frost: I would never do something like that to frogs.
Principal Huggins: There is no way we're dissecting them. But what are we going to do with all these frogs?
Lincoln: I'm glad you asked.
[Some time later, the frogs now have their own little paradise in the tank]
Lana: We call it the Frog-ay Fortress.
Me and Nico arrived.
Me: Wow! That is an awesome habitat.
Nico: It sure is. This habitat has been successfully built for this city.
Laney: Oh yeah.
Me: You see Principal Huggins, I don't like dissecting frogs either. But please don't give Lincoln a bad grade for trying to help the frogs. He, Laney and Lana didn't want to see them die because of it.
Principal Huggins: Ah you're right J.D. Lincoln will get an A+ for his deeds. I'll let them off with a warning.
Me: Next time we'll do a petition for the school instead of acting out.
Principal Huggins: That's the wise approach J.D.
Me: Oh yeah. Here's our latest comic hot off the presses.
I gave Principal Huggins our latest comic: Ace Savvy and the Wrath of the Blackjack Pirates.
Principal Huggins: Oh wow! Thanks J.D.
Killer Frost: (To the Viewers) When it comes to all animals, Lana has a good heart and will do whatever it takes to protect them.
Me: You got that right Louise.
[The kids all gather to observe with fascination]
Female Student: Um, what are those two frogs doing?
Mrs. Johnson: [exclaims in shock and covers the tank with the map of the United States] CLASS DISMISSED!
[Lincoln, Laney and Lana are walking home after school. Later, they walk by Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet, come back to it and see a poster advertising a new dish added to their menu]
NEW! ROASTED DUCK ENCHILADAS
Lincoln and Lana: Tonight's special: roasted duck enchiladas?! [Lana and Lincoln look at each other]
Laney: [To the viewers] Well, here we go again.
[The three are seen running off with the restaurant's entire shipment of ducks, trying to set them free and going through their animal saving episode once again]
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
Another Fanfiction Complete. I've been wanting to do the episode Frog Wild for a while but I didn't know how to set it all up. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time