It starts at the Ceres Prison. It was a maximum security prison for perverts. It was the Anti-Pervert Patrol's prison for the worst kind of perverts. Brian and Stewie were with Captain America, Nico and Nicole to visit the most stupid and worst pervert of them all: Glenn Quagmire.

Nicole: Glenn Quagmire, 61 years old, was given a major castration for being the worst pervert ever.

Captain America: I've seen some of the worst people in the world, but you are the worst I've ever seen.

Quagmire: Listen, Captain, I know you probably think that I'm some piece of crap on your boot, not even worth common courtesy but—

Captain America (sneers at Quagmire): No, you listen. When you look at me, what do you see? Do you think I'm some sort of old-fashioned fool? I'm from the damn forties, son. I lived during the prohibition, a time when a man sexually harassing his friend's wife—or any woman for that matter— or hitting a dog-or any animal at all- was considered as healthy as smoking. Let me tell you something, I hated those kinds of things then and I sure as hell hate it now. Do you understand me?

Nico: Glenn Quagmire you have failed this world as a man and as a person. You are now something far less.

Stewie: Not only that, but he also had Brian killed.

Brian: You were the one who drove the car that nearly killed me? But why?

Quagmire: Because I always hated your guts! Aside from the reasons that I explained to you, you were always in my way of claiming Lois for myself. I would've killed you right there if it weren't for the football-headed brat!

Nicole: You are a disgusting freak Quagmire. We should've killed you shortly after we blew up Quahog. Quahog was a town full of worthless idiots and your friends Peter and Lois and all of Quahog minus Joe, Brenda, Bonnie, Meg, Stewie and Brian were stupid imbeciles. Quahog had its chance. And now you will suffer in here for all eternity as the last of a disgraceful town that deserved to be wiped out for its stupidity. You on the other hand are nothing but a pervert that deserves nothing more than to spend the rest of his life in prison for his crimes. Burn in Hell you son of a bitch.

They left the prison.

Back at the Estate, we were reading books and playing card games. Earlier, Nico got back from the park and he got a Torkoal and a Grumpig

Stewie: I knew I should've just killed that son of a bitch when I had the chance!

Me: I know Stewie. But he's in prison now so its best to let nature takes its course and kill him painfully by robbing him of his sanity.

Stewie: You're right.

Joe: If I knew that Quagmire was always mean to Brian, I would've arrested him sooner!

Maria: We should've charged Quagmire with animal cruelty for addtional crimes.

Me: There's no need for that now. He's in prison for the rest of his life.

Maria: You're right.

Me: Yeah. Hey Luna can I ask you a quick question?

Luna: Sure dude. What's up?

Me: How did you become Lincoln's guardian?

Luna: That is one of my most popular questions. It was back when I was 7 years old.

FLASHBACK

Luna: (Narrating) Pop Star called me into their room for an important talk. This was before I became the Loudest member of my family.

Past Lynn Sr.: Luna I know you all just got your new baby brother and I know you're all happy about that.

Past Luna: I sure am Dad. It's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Past Lynn Sr.: I know sweetie. But Lincoln has a lot of growing up to do. So to help protect him, he needs a guardian sister.

Past Luna: Guardian Sister?

Past Rita: Someone that will always be there for him whenever he's in trouble or is going through some hard times.

Past Luna: Oh I get it.

Past Lynn Sr.: We want you to be Lincoln's Guardian sister.

Past Luna: I'll do it dad! And I won't let you down!

Luna: After that I was made Lincoln's Guardian. It was a heavy job but I was more than capable of handling the task.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Luna: Ever since then I was Lincoln's Guardian Sister.

Me: That's awesome Luna. My sister Jayme has always been my Guardian Sister for me. It's a great bond we have. Also I can tell that Lincoln has been like a guardian for his younger sisters. In a sense the flame has spread to Lincoln to watch over his younger sisters.

Lincoln: That's right J.D.

Me: Yep. You've been doing a great job buddy.

Then the Alarm went off.

Me: Uh oh.

We went to the Computer and we saw that the Pixies are trying to take over the jobs of all the Fairies.

Unlike the Fairies, Pixies treat their magical powers as a business. Their known primary goal is to control Fairy World and Earth, and possibly the rest of the universe. All of their evil schemes are thwarted by Timmy Turner and his fairy godparents, Cosmo and Wanda (and later their son, Poof).

All of the Pixies reside in Pixie World, and they are all lead by their leader, the Head Pixie, also known as H.P. Sanderson seems to be second in command, and almost always appears by H.P.'s side.

In School's Out!: The Musical, it is revealed that the Pixies are next in line in the wish granting business, and will take over if the children become the dominant species of Earth.

Pixies have magical cellphones in place of wands and their wings are square-shaped rather than circular when compared to fairies. They all speak in a gloomy, monotonous tone of voice, which usually lacks most (if not all) emotion. All shown Pixies are male.

They wear grey business suits with white undershirts and black ties, and have pointy grey hats. Their shoes are also black. All pixies aside from H.P. have square heads and wear black glasses.

Timmy: Oh no! The Pixies are trying to take over Fairies again!

Me: These guys are the pixies? They don't look like the kind of creatures that would harm anyone.

Wanda: That's what everyone first thought. But they are a major menace to everyone in the entire universe. They are like fairies but they treat magic like big business.

Me: So these guys are Capitalistic Sophisticated Businessmen. Except instead of money, they use magic as their method of capitalism for world domination.

Wanda: That's exactly right. That's a very good way to put it.

Stellar: They also want to rule over Fairy World, Earth and the entire universe.

Me: We can't have that. Not if Team Loud Phoenix Storm has anything to say about it! Lets get them!

We set out to face the Pixies.

PIXIE WORLD, DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

We arrived in Pixie World, which was just behind the Earth's Moon. We saw that it was a monumental capitalistic nightmare.

Me: So this is Pixie World. It's located just behind the Earth's Moon on the Dark Side.

Lincoln: This place makes me sick just looking at it.

We saw that every pixie looked exactly same. They wore gray tuxedos, had black sunglasses and pointy grey hats. But their wands were cell phones.

Me: This is mondo crazy. Every Pixie looks exactly the same.

Laney: They sure do. I can't even tell who's who.

Me: None of us can.

Stellar: They do have a Head Pixie. And he's not like all of the Pixies.

Me: Then we better see this Head Pixie.

We went to the main building of Pixie World. We saw the main magic antenna of Pixie World and I fired an energy blast and destroyed the whole antenna. Completely destroying their entire supply of magic.

Me: That oughta stop the magic for the pixies.

In the main office, the Head Pixie was looking at what happened to the main magic antenna and we bursted in with a fiery explosion followed by a phoenix cry. When the smoke cleared the Head Pixie saw us. We saw that the Head Pixie was much different than the others. He had grey hair and a larger hat and he had regular glasses.

Me: So you are the Head Pixie.

H.P.: (Emotionless) That's right and it's an honor to have you all grace the world of Pixies, Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: You sound just like famous actor and Political & Economic Commentator Ben Stein.

H.P.: We do don't we? Have you all met my assistant Sanderson?

Sanderson: (Emotionless) You all will make magnificent Pixies.

Me: Over my dead body you pointy head freaks of nature.

Nico: You two are by far the most emotionless villains we've ever met.

H.P.: Say what you want. But us having no emotions means that when we fight, our judgements aren't clouded and we actually focus on strategy. Unlike all of you.

Nico: (takes out Kurahk's Staff of Anger): If you two won't hate us by choice, we'll make you hate us by force! (zaps the two Pixies with Staff)

The Two Pixies then went at each other and pulverized each other in a vicious and brutal fight cloud and they were tearing each other apart while hating us at the same time.

Nico (aura flares up): There. Was that so hard?

Timmy: That's the first time any of the Pixies have shown emotion.

Maria: It'll also be the last.

Me: Lets take them down!

We went at the Pixies and pulverized their faces in with indiscriminate fury and ferocious madness.

Mindwipe: I can use my mind control to make some of the Pixies fight on our side.

Nico: Do it Mindwipe.

Mindwipe used his hypnotic stare and hypnotized all the pixies and turned them against the Head Pixie.

Mindwipe (uses mind control on Pixies): You work for me now. Destroy your boss!

The Pixies all went at the Head Pixie with incredibly indiscriminate fury. I punched the Head Pixie in the face, kicked him in the stomach and fired a massive blast of energy and it hit him and exploded.

Nico: Pixies of Pixie World, you all have failed this Universe!

Me: You said it buddy. Lets kill them! Combo time!

Rock Lee: You got it J.D. Time to show them the power of youth! EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his device and it enabled him to sprout leaf dragon wings made of pure chakra and it also enabled him to use the most powerful taijutsu moves ever known.

Sureshot: Time for some Heavy Firepower! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Velocitron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his speed and blaster power.

Rock Lee: Lets see how you like the power of Youth! LEAF DRAGON GOD!

This is the ultimate taijutsu technique created by the legendary taijutsu master Chen. It appears to be initiated by an upward spin kick at which point it quickly becomes a tornado. Forming into a dragon with long whiskers, it attacks the target aiming to swallow them, at which point they are cut by the razor sharp winds inside the attack. After initiating the attack, the user appears to remain shielded within the base of the tornado as the outward surface of the dragon seems to be solid enough for a person to impact and rebound off of, making the only way to enter the technique once it has been initiated is by being swallowed.

Sureshot fired his laser cannon.

Sureshot and Rock Lee: IONIC LEAF DRAGON YOUTHSTORM!

The dragon went at the Pixies and swallowed them and the lasers blasted them all and blew some of them apart into a million pieces. Killing them and shredding them apart.

Fire Man (Mega Man): Time to burn! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!

The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into his arm and it enabled him to shape his fire into powerful weapons with a thermonuclear explosion punch.

Mindwipe: Time to make some brains explode! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enabled him to fire Hypersonic Sonic Waves that are powerful enough to not only shatter glass but also make heads explode into huge massive gory messes.

Fire Man and Mindwipe: HYPERSONIC INFERNOSWORD EXPLOSION!

Fire Man formed a sword of pure fire and he slashed a bunch of Pixies all over the place and Mindwipe released a massive hypersonic scream that made them all explode with incredible power that splattered their guts all over the place. Now it was just us and the Head Pixie himself.

Me: It's over Head Pixie. Your days of trying to take over Fairy World and the universe are finished forever! Final Smash time!

Dr. Strange: I'll start us off! BOLTS OF BEDEVILMENT!

Dr. Strange fired powerful blasts of lightning at the Head Pixie and they hit them and exploded with incredible power.

Bart S.: Now it's my turn! EAT MY SHORTS AND KISS MY ASS!

Bart mooned the Head Pixie and farted out a massive laser blast from his butt that hit the Head Pixie head on and completely obliterated him in an instant.

The Spirits of the Pixies appeared.

Nicole: You pixies are never welcome in our universe. (Chants an Incantation) ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLUN LIRUS-NOR!

The Pixies went into the Book of Vile Darkness.

Head Pixie: This is the worst development that's ever happened to us. Please scream with me.

All pixies: (Emotionless Screaming)

Bart Simpson: (To the Viewers) Those Pixies can eat my shorts and suck Homer's Ass.

Homer: (Laughs) That's telling them boy! (Laughs) That's a good one.

We also blew up Pixie World and rid the world of a bunch of Capitalistic Monsters.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Complete

The pixies on the Fairly Odd Parents were an interesting bunch of villains on Fairly Odd Parents. They appeared in 6 episodes of the series and Ben Stein did a great job voicing them. I've never really liked Capitalism and its stupid and bad. Actually it's both good and bad but I still don't like it. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.