It starts at the Gotham Royal York Police Station. Me, Nico, Syd and Sydney were bringing in 3 more criminals.
Sheila: Hey guys.
Me: Morning Sheila. Just caught 3 more asshole muggers trying to rob a woman in the streets.
Sheila: Oh yeah. We've been after these guys for a while. Great job.
We dropped them on the floor and then an explosion bursted through the wall of the station. Out of the dust came a gene-slammer that was half human, half crocodile.
Me: Whoa!
Snapjaw: Afternoon guys. The name's Snapjaw! I used to be Naomi Orlimar.
Sheila was shocked. She knows Naomi.
Sheila: Naomi? What happened to you!?
Me: She's half human, half crocodile. Without a doubt this is the work of Dr. Shitface Paradigm.
Sheila: But Dr. Paradigm is dead and he specialized in Ocean Creatures.
Me: No, this is the work of his brother Dr. Roland Paradigm and he specializes in gene-slamming with Land Animals.
Sheila: I didn't know that Dr. Paradigm had some siblings.
Me: Stacy came to that discovery when she saw that her friend Nicole Pottor was turned into half cheetah. We also have a strong feeling that there's another member of Dr. Luther Paradigm's family that specializes in animals from the air.
Sheila: That is unusual.
Sydney: It's also pure evil and they are ruining the laws of nature.
Me: Yeah.
Snapjaw: I will turn you all into lunchmeat!
Me: Not on our watch you overgrown leather purse! Sheila, I'm going to transform you into your mutant form so you can subdue Naomi. I know it's something you don't want to have happen, but we have no choice.
Sheila: I understand J.D. Okay.
Me: It's gonna hurt Sheila. But I can give you the ability to transform into your mutant form at will.
Sheila: I'd like that J.D. I'm ready.
Me: Okay. Here goes.
I snapped my fingers and Sheila was in a lot of pain.
Sheila (holds her stomach in pain): I forgot how much this hurts!
Sheila fell down to all fours. Much to her horror, her feet and hands changed into spider feet, ripping apart her sneakers.
Sheila: Well, time for me to mutate again (her breasts vanish) Well, there go my breasts!
Her body expanded into a spider monster body, removing her neck and ripping away her police uniform. Her buttons flew off her uniform as it was tearing. Sheila was a spider monster with a human head and blue underwear right now.
Sheila: Never thought I'd be happy to become a monster again!
With that, Sheila's biue underwear ripped off. Sheila's brown hair fell out as she grew more eyes, her teeth sharpened, and she gained a spider monster head. A spider monster stood where Sheila stood just a few minutes ago and it roared.
Sheila jumped and pinned Snapjaw down.
Me: Syd, Nico, pin down Snapjaw. I'm going to change them back.
Nico: But I can't cover my eyes if I'm doing that.
Me: Leave that to me!
Nico: Okay.
Snapjaw: Let go of me!
Nico: Not a chance Naomi! We're here to help you.
I grew an octopus tentacle and covered Nico's eyes.
Nico: Clever. Thanks.
Me: No problem. Here we go. Everyone cover your eyes.
I snapped my fingers and then Sheila and Naomi changed back. Naomi had black hair and she was an oriental girl. Sheila was turned back but she was unclothed. She got up.
Sheila (covers her naked body): Can you guys please get me a towel to wear?
Me: Hold on Sheila.
I pulled out a robe for her and she put it on.
Sheila: Thanks J.D.
Me: No problem. Lets get you and Naomi back to the estate.
Sheila: Good idea.
Me: I'm sorry you all had to see this.
Officer Paul: No worries J.D. But great job.
Me: Thanks Officer Paul. If we have anymore bad guys for you, you'll know.
Officer Paul: Will do.
We left the station and went back to the estate carrying an unconscious Naomi.
Back at the estate, Mary and John were playing pool.
Mary: 8 ball in the corner pocket.
Mary hit the cue ball and it knocked the 8 ball into said pocket.
John: Nice shot Mary.
Mary: Thanks John.
The door opened and in we came.
Naomi was awake and she wearing a green robe.
Me: We'll get you guys some new clothes.
John: What happened to them J.D.?
Me: Naomi Orlimar here became a land Gene-Slammer called Snapjaw. She became this way because of Land-Slammer Paradigm.
Clint: That guy is a monster!
Bobby B.: Yeah. He needs to be destroyed for good.
Me: We will kill him when the time comes. But for now lets get Naomi and Sheila here some new clothes.
I handed Sheila a towel and she put it on.
Maria: Okay. Lets head up to Leni's room.
Sheila: I hope I can find some better clothes for me.
A bunch of boys were looking at Sheila and doing cat calls and saying perverse things.
Sheila turned her head into her spider form. It turned into a big ugly mouth with razor sharp teeth and roared ferociously at them and it caused the boys to turn yellow with fear and they ran out of there like frightened chickens! Sheila's head reverted back.
Me: (GULP) That was terrifying.
Sheila: I know. But it serves them right.
Nico: No kidding.
Sheila: Lets get me some new clothes.
Me: Leni is a genius when it comes to fashions.
Sheila: At least it'll be better than the clothes I once had in the underground city.
FLASHBACK
Sheila: (Narrating) When I was trapped there with everyone I had a tattered green dress and green shoes. I was a total prisoner until I was cured.
Sheila then transformed into her horrific spider monster form and her clothes were shredded apart.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Me: That's awful Sheila. But don't worry. We'll get you all set.
We went into Leni's Room and we were getting everything ready. Later Naomi and Sheila were looking at themselves in the mirror. Naomi had a green t-shirt with a crocodile on it. She had sleeveless trench coat with crocodile scales and the kanji for Crocodile Enforcer on it. ワニエンフォーサ She also had blue jeans on and brown shows. Sheila had a black shirt with a spider on it and she had a black sleeveless trench coat with the kanji for Spider Assassin on it. クモアサシン She also had black pants and brown shoes.
Naomi: I look amazing!
Me: You two look incredible.
Shelia: Thanks J.D. Leni is an awesome fashion designer.
Me: Leni is an amazing fashion designer. She made me my fire trench coat. I also have this on my back.
I had the kanji for Phoenix Firestorm on the back. フェニックスファイアストーãƒ
Sydney: That's an awesome name. Phoenix Firestorm is perfect for you.
Me: Thanks Sydney. Question Sheila. What were you doing before you were turned into a monster by the Shredder?
Sheila: I was walking home from the grocery store. I was abducted by the Shredder and his Foot Ninjas and then everything went black after that.
Me: (Growls) I'm glad we killed the Shredder and sent him and his Foot Clan fuckers straight to Hell where they belong.
Maria: I am too. The Shredder was an absolute monster.
Me: Naomi how did you become a Land Gene-Slammer?
Naomi: Well it was last night.
FLASHBACK
Naomi: I was done with my day of work at the police station. I had just gotten home and then I felt a tranquilizer dart hit me. At first I thought it was nothing. But then I was in excruciating pain. I thought it was just a stomach bug. So I went to bed. Then the next morning I woke up as a half human, half crocodile gene-slammer. But I had no control over myself. I was being controlled some how.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Me: Ronald Paradigm used a mind control serum on you. And me giving you the ability to change at will got rid of it.
Naomi: It sure did.
Me: We will kill him and send him off to Hell with his brother. I promise you.
Later in the living room we were watching TV and playing video games. Lincoln and Nicole P. were playing racing games. Suddenly the buzzing of a fly was heard.
Laney: Uh oh! A fly is in the house!
Edd got a flyswatter!
Edd: Okay. We're safe. Everyone stay calm. I've got it under control.
Lori: Where is that stupid fly!?
Eddy: "It's on Ed!
Ed: Get it off, Eddy, get it!" [Eddy hits Ed.]
Eddy: [slapping Edd on the back] Bingo! Gah. This guy's quick! [grabbing the flyswatter] I got it I got it! [Ed hits him with a newspaper.] Ow!
Ed: [swatting at the air] "Prepare to meet your doom, buzz-bug with wings that flies!"
Lola: [bringing the flyswatter down on Ed's head] There it is! (SMACK!) Hey, get back here! [knocking Edd and Eddy over] Look out. It's too fast! There it goes! I got him! I see him! I got him! I see him! I got him!"
[The fly zooms into Lola's mouth.]
Lola: (No Sound)
Ed: What? I can't hear you, Lola. [coming to the obvious solution] MY EARS ARE BROKEN!
Edd: It seems the fly has lodged itself in Lola's voice box. Disabling her ability to talk.
Eddy: This reminds me of the time that happened to me. I had a fly get stuck in my voice box and I lost my voice.
Lori: That literally is not good.
Luan: That stinks. That is something that no one can Buzz about. (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?
Most of us laughed while everyone else groaned.
Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan!
Danny (turns his hand intangtible): Hold still, Lola. I'll have that bug out in no time.
Lola complied and Danny stuck his hand into her neck and pulled out the insect.
Danny: Got it.
Lola coughed and gagged hard. Laney got her some water and Lola drank it.
Lola: Ah. Thank you Laney and Danny. That was really clever though.
Lisa: Indeed it was.
Maria came in and she had a box full of cookies.
Maria: Hey guys. Would any of you want some cookies?
Me: No thanks Maria, but thanks for offering.
Mary: I'll have one.
Nico: Same.
Mary tried one and it was extremely tasty.
Mary: Wow! These cookies are delicious!
Nico: Mmm! Boy I'll say. Whoever made these did a really good job.
Mary's brown aura flared up and she then suddenly underwent a massive power increase! We felt her energy skyrocketing at an astronomical level.
Me: Holy mackerel! Mary what are those cookies doing to you!?
Mary: I don't know but they are much more powerful than when I ate a whole huge box full of chocolate!
Alex: (Offscreen) I hope they don't turn you into like how I have become.
We turned and we gasped as we saw that Alex was now fat and obese.
Me: Alex what happened to you!?
Lori: Yeah you were literally skinny as a toothpick yesterday.
Me: And now you've really let yourself go! What happened!?
Alex: It's because of Inga Bittersweet.
Me: Inga Bittersweet? Who's she?
Sam (TS): She's a former girl scout that wants to punish the world for being kicked out of the girl scouts.
Me: It sounds like you have a bad history with her. Lets see here.
I went to the computer and looked up her profile.
Inga Bittersweet was formerly a Happy Girl (a parody of the Girl Scouts) as a child. However, she was expelled from her troop because she ate the cookies instead of selling them like she was supposed to do. With that, she then spent the next 20 years planning her revenge.
She developed a highly concentrated sugar extract and used the formula in her own brand of cookies called Passion Patties (a parody of the Girl Scout cookie), and anyone who ate them was instantly addicted to them. The extract was also fattening enough to cause obesity within a day (judging from Shirley Rogers, Jerry Lewis and Clover's change in appearance). Dr. Bittersweet soon used her Passion Patties to dominate the cookie market.
The cookie craze quickly caught the attention of Jerry, who sent Samantha, Alexandra, and Clover to investigate and stop her scheme. During the infiltration of her production factory, she caught them and hooked them up to an automatic feeding machine to sumo size them. As she gloated about her imminent victory, Clover (who ate the cookies and had become sumo sized) managed to sneak a homing device onto Inga, which led the spies to her Arctic storage facility.
The girls tracked her down and defeated her by forcing her to drink a vial of her sugar extract. She inflated to Clover's size in seconds, and the girls left her to eat the cookies until Jerry arrived.
Me: She got kicked out of the girl scouts for eating all of their cookies!?
Mary: That's really stupid. I do love girl scout cookies but even I have my limits and know how to control myself.
Lana: Me, Lola and Laney are Bluebell Scouts and we sell cookies also. But we also have our limits as well.
Lola: You said it.
Laney: I know.
Me: We need to find out what's in these cookies.
Gru: I have an idea. We can have Agnes, Carmen, Margo, and Edith pose as Girl Scouts and sell my cookie bots to Bittersweet. That way, we can get a close look on what the cookies are made of.
Me: That's a great idea Gru. Proceed.
Gru: Okay.
Carmen, Margo, Agnes and Edith dressed up as Girl Scouts and went to Inga's house.
At Inga's house in Helena in Montana, Carmen, Margo, Agnes and Edith were at the house of Inga Bittersweet. Carmen rang the doorbell and Inga answered it.
Inga: (European Accent) Ja?
Carmen: Would you like to buy some cookies?
Inga: Oh my what adorable girl scouts. I'll go get my wallet. How about you all come on in while I do so?
Carmen: Thank you ma'am.
They went in and sat at the table. The cookie bots took some of the passion patties cookies and they put them in one of the extra boxes of cookies they had. Inga bought 20 boxes of girl scout cookies and she handed them the money. They left.
Back at the estate we analyzed the cookies. We saw their chemical composition and we saw that they were made with an incredibly highly concentrated sugar extract that makes people really fat and obese.
Me: They're made with highly concentrated sucrose extract. It's powerful enough to make anyone fat and obese and diabetic.
Lincoln: These cookies are a recipe for disaster!
Me: We got to stop Inga or else Diabetes medicine prices will skyrocket through the roof.
Nico: She does make really good cookies though.
Mary: She sure does. But she gives the girl scouts a really bad name! And I won't stand for it!
Me: Me neither. I love sweets as much as anyone else but she is ruining the love of candy and sweets everywhere!
Mary: She'll be perfect for the Null Void.
Me: No she's not that dangerous.
Nico: She sure makes really good cookies. She would be perfect as a cafeteria worker in one of our space prisons.
Me: Good thinking Nico. Lets get her guys! And when we get back Alex, you're going on a diet and going on one of our strongest exercise regimens. Team Loud Phoenix Storm, lets fly!
We set out for Helena, Montana.
At Inga's factory that makes her cookies, Inga was smiling. Suddenly a massive fiery explosion blasted through the roof of the factory and a phoenix cry was heard.
We landed and we were facing INGA BITTERSWEET herself!
Me: Inga Bittersweet, I presume?
Inga: That's right. J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Welcome to my factory.
Me: You're under arrest for selling diabetic cookies!
Inga: I want to punish the world for what they did to me in the Happy Scouts!
Me: You really loved their cookies didn't you?
Inga: I couldn't help myself! They were so good! I was expelled from the scouts because of that. But that's why for 20 years I worked on my recipe to punish the world for this atrocity done against me!
Me: You should've learned how to control your cravings better.
Maria: I agree.
Lincoln: Your cookies may be good but look what they did to Alex.
Laney: If she keeps eating them she's gonna turn into a diabetic blimp!
Syd: Yeah! We won't let you turn everyone into insulin shot pumping blimps!
Me: Insulin prices would skyrocket because of you!
?: Then you all will die before I let that happen!
Me: That voice!
Spiderman: I thought I would never hear that voice again.
A Heartless appeared. But it was once someone that we know all too well.
The Heartless that appeared before us was a familiar foe with real tentacles that have ugly mouths on them. (Think of the ugly tentacles from the ugly mutant octopus in the movie Deep Rising)
Me: Dr. Otto Octavius A.K.A. Doctor Octopus!
Nico: But how!? You killed yourself right in front of our eyes!
Spiderman: Doc Ock?! (smirks below his mouth) Geez, did you get a makeover at the Ugly Heartless store?
Hellmouth Octopus: Hello, Spider Man. Or should I say, (smirks) Peter Parker?
Me: What the hell happened to you!? You look even more fucked up than when you were when you took your own life.
Hellmouth Octopus: You like it? I was made stronger than ever!
Nico: You are even more disgusting than when everyone faced you ages ago.
Spiderman: No kidding.
Hellmouth Octopus: And it's also got some new features.
The Hellmouth Octopus fired a blast of acid at the floor in front of us and it was far more powerful than Xenomorph Acidic Blood! It was so extremely corrosive that it burned and dissolved a huge hole all the way through the factory floor and it was eating through the basement floor.
Me: Whoa! That is some extremely strong acid!
Lisa got a sample and analyzed it.
Lisa: It's highly concentrated fluoroantimonic acid. A superacid that has enough power to burn through and dissolve anything. Even the strongest metal in the world.
Me: Wow! That is some powerful stuff! If it is strong to burn all the way through the factory then it can dissolve anything into mush!
Hellmouth Octopus: Do you know why I committed suicide, Parker? (launches tentacle but Spiderman avoids it) It's because you ruined all of my plans! (launches another tentacle that Spiderman avoids) You put Electro, Mysterio, and Vulture in inescapable prisons. You turned Rhino, Shocker, Kraven, and Sandman against me. (sprays acid but Spiderman dodges it) You ended up killing Scorpion, Hobgoblin, and Hydro Man. In short, you are the exact reason I ended my own life!
Spiderman: C'mon, Doc! We actually were going to throw you in one of the space prisons. But now I won't even get to make fun of you in prisons because of what you did to yourself!
Me: Yeah you're even more uglier and fucked up than when we first fought you. But now we get a chance to finish some unfinished business.
Otto Gunther Octavius, better known as Doctor Octopus, is a major antagonist in Marvel Comics and a frequent adversary to Spider-Man and the X-Men. He is a genius supervillain and former atomic scientist who can control four mechanical arms grafted onto his body.
Born in Schenectady, New York, Otto Octavius had something of an unhappy childhood. His father Torbert was abusive and violent towards both Otto and his mother Mary. Otto was determined not to become like his father and put all of his effort into his education, regularly scoring top marks.
Unfortunately, a combination of Otto's shyness and good school work got him labeled as a "teacher's pet" and he became a target of bullying. Otto eventually became a brilliant and respected nuclear physicist, atomic research consultant, inventor, and lecturer. One of his most iconic inventions was a set of highly advanced mechanical arms controlled via a mind–computer interface to assist him with his research into atomic physics.
Unfortunately, there was an accidental radiation leak that ended in an explosion and those "wonderful" mechanical arms became fused to Octavius' body. His tentacles were made of adamantium, and had the strength to crush materials stronger than a block of cement. They were telescopic and could stretch over 20 feet.
The arms could be used for walking, lifting or throwing heavy objects, or climbing. Octavius could telepathically control the arms, even when they were not connected to him.
The accident also seemed to have damaged his brain and the scientist turned to a life of crime. His very first criminal act was taking the hospital hostage and proclaiming himself Doctor Octopus, the derogatory nickname that his co-workers had originally given him.
In their first encounter, Octopus defeated Spider-Man by tossing him out of a window. Following this defeat Spider-Man considered giving up his heroic career, but was inspired to continue his heroic career by the Human Torch and ultimately defeated Doctor Octopus. Since then the Good (or Bad) Doctor has gone on to become one of the most identifiable members of Spider-Man's rogues gallery. He was actually Spider-Man's first arch-enemy, especially during the early days before Norman Osborn began rising to prominence.
After his first few defeats at the hands of Spider-Man, Doc Ock contacted several other super-enemies of the web-slinger (Electro, Sandman, Vulture, Mysterio, and Kraven the Hunter) to form the Sinister Six, to trap and destroy Spider-Man. Even this plan failed however, and Ock and his cohorts were once again imprisoned. Octavius continued to be a thorn to Spider-Man, and concocted many schemes that often involved taking over the world and/or forming a different version of the Sinister Six. One of these schemes was his taking on the guise of the Master Planner, a mysterious crime lord. Doc Ock has mostly battled Spider-Man, but has also had run-ins with other heroes such as Daredevil and Iron Man. Ock once even led a version of the Masters of Evil against the Avengers.
After years of fighting Spider-Man, his body began to succumb to the injuries he had sustained over the years. As a way to prevent his death, Otto switched bodies with Peter Parker. Before dying in Otto's body, Peter urged Otto to change for good and succeed the Spider-Man mantle with his last breaths. Otto complied, swearing to become better and a more superior hero, resulting a more brutal, but still trying-to-be-heroic Spider-Man. Unfortunately, he found himself slowly slipping back into evil, starting with his attempted erasure of a fragment of Peter Parker's soul. He eventually had a realization that he was doing more harm than good by the time Peter's soul fragment came back from the dead, and relinquished control of Peter's body, erasing his own consciousness as penance. As Otto died, he told Peter that Peter was a better Spider-Man and a better person than Otto (the self-proclaimed superior successor) could ever hope to be.
However this would not be the end of Otto Octavius, as the doctor managed to create a digital copy of his consciousness prior to his death and stored it within one of the gauntlets of his Superior Spider-Man suit. Eventually, Otto's backup mind sprung to life and began its search for a new body to inhabit. Otto had planned to repossess Peter Parker's body again, but fearing Peter's mind would reject him, he decided to inhabit the Living Brain and wait for the right time to present itself. Otto was forced to act as Peter's assistant at Parker Industries (a company founded by Otto during his time in Peter's body) which he did until he learned that his original self admitted Peter's superiority over him at being Spider-Man. The news caused Otto to go berserk, sending the Living Brain on a rampage until it was destroyed by Spider-Man. Afterwards, Otto escaped in an Octobot and believed Peter's body must have done something to his consciousness to have him make such a claim. He then abandoned his plan to control Parker in favor of locating his original body instead.
Octavius soon learned that his body was taken by New U Technologies to be cloned alongside various other corpses. However, Otto used this to his advantage by allowing his body to be cloned so he can control the healthier copy. He eventually succeeded in gaining control of his clone and became Doctor Octopus once more. However, like all New U clones his new body suffered from the Carrion Virus; a illness that causes cellular breakdown, so he made an alliance with the new Jackal (who was CEO of New U Technologies) to find a cure. When Spider-Man infiltrated the company's headquarters, Doc Ock ambushed him and revealed himself to his foe of having been a copy of the original Otto's mind and his time as the Living Brain before easily defeating him. Ock was about to finish Spider-Man off but was stopped by the Jackal who told him to stand down.
While working at New U Technologies, Doctor Octopus decided to use the Jackal's cloning equipment to try and create a new clone which was completely immune to the Carrion Virus. Otto constructed the clone by splicing Peter Paker's DNA with his own, toying with the idea of transferring his consciousness into it upon completion and regaining all of Spider-Man's powers with no presumable side effects to his mentality. He eventually succeeded at creating what was dubbed the Proto-Clone before his partnership with the Jackal suddenly went sour. Doc Ock betrayed him and sped up the effects of the Carrion Virus in all those infected with it, including Ock himself, but then managed to body-hop into the Proto-Clone and left his other clone body to crumble into dust.
Octavius later caught a ride to one of his old bases to find it already occupied by members of Hydra. He quickly dispatched the intruders only to be confronted by Arnim Zola who offered him an alliance to take down Parker Industries. Otto accepted due to his dislike over Peter Parker's management of the company and to gain access to Hydra's resources. He then designed himself a new costume and outfitted four new mechanical tentacles on his body before rebranding himself the Superior Octopus. Otto then met with Peter as the Superior Octopus to give him an ultimatum. Either Peter signs over ownership of Paker Industries over to him now or he will soon take it by force. Peter refused Ock's offer and in response, Otto gives Hydra the go-ahead to destroy the company's European branch.
True to his word, the Superior Octopus returns a couple of days later to gain control of the company and is inevitably faced with resistance from Spider-Man. However, Otto underestimated how far Peter was willing to go in stopping him and Hydra, as Parker gave his allies the signal to destroy all the company's files, research and assets, thus shutting Parker Industries down for good. Spider-Man had also gained the upper hand against the super-powered Ock by causing his mechanical arms to malfunction. Defeated, Otto made his retreat back to Hydra's base where he was praised by Arnim Zola for eliminating Parker Industries, much to Otto's annoyance. Later, the Superior Octopus became part of Hydra's Avengers and battled against resistance at Washington D.C., but was again defeated after one of their members betrayed the team.
After Hydra's downfall, Octavius abandoned his Superior Octopus alias and retook the name Doctor Octopus once more before soon learning that Carnage planned to harm Spider-Man's loved ones. Otto still retained some of Peter Paker's memories and felt compelled to stop the villain, but was seemingly killed while doing so. However, Otto survived and used the opportunity to change his identity. Now operating as Dr. Elliot Tolliver, Octavius began preparations to make his comeback as the Superior Spider-Man.
Hellmouth Octopus: And what unfinished business is that?
Me: Instead of sending you to prison, we're going to kill you like we should've done in Australia.
Nico: Dr. Otto Octavius A.K.A. Dr. Octopus, you have failed this world!
Me: More like he has failed all of the universe! Mary, you face Inga and we'll face this Dr. Octopus freak!
Mary: You got it dad.
Me: Power up!
We transformed and went at the Doctor Octopus Heartless.
I punched him in the face and kicked him in the chest. Spiderman fired a blast of web at his face and kicked him in the face.
Laney tied him up in vines and threw him into a machine and destroyed it. But out of the machine rolled a dark orb. I picked it up.
Me: So Inga was using a dark orb to power her factory. Well never again!
I crushed it and we got a massive power boost.
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning at the Hellmouth Octopus and blew the tentacles off.
Me: I liked you better when you had those cybernetic tentacles. Not some cheap knockoff of the ugly tentacles from that octopus monster in the movie Deep Rising.
Doctor Octopus spit at me and it hit me in the face.
Me: Oh yuck! You are one seriously fucked up monstrosity Octavius! Plus when was the last time you used mouthwash?
Lola: Never. Since he spent all his time dead.
Me: You're not the only one that can grow tentacles out of his back.
I sprouted gruesome slimy tentacles covered in blood and slime and they turned into gruesome flesh flowers.
Stacy: Now that is wicked awesome!
Kate L.: J.D. has shape-shifting powers and he can turn into anything. He used these kinds of transformations to scare two bullies named Hawk and Hank and he scared them so bad that he soiled their pants 3 times. But these transformations are from an extremely horrific and nightmarish experience I've had down in Antarctica. It was a nightmare that will forever haunt me. They are from a terrifying shape-shifting alien monster I know called The Thing.
Stacy: Like in the movies from 1982 and 2011?
Kate L.: That's right.
Stacy: Oh man! That's horrible what you went through. Kate, I'm so sorry you went through all that.
Kate L.: It's all right Stacy. But I've recovered and I'm all right with J.D. transforming into the creatures from The Thing.
Stacy: I'm glad you're getting better Kate.
Trudy: Me too Kate. That was awful that you went through all that.
I sent a flesh flower tentacle at his face and it chomped onto his face and ripped his whole face open and he screamed in excruciating pain. Splattering his blood everywhere.
Me: Yummy. Now to finish you off. Combo time guys!
Nico: You are gross dude. But great job.
Me: Thanks Nico.
Omega Supreme (Energon): You got it J.D. CYBER KEY POWER!
The Universal Cyber Planet Key went into his arm and it enhanced his Final Impact blast 100-Fold.
Billy (GAOBAM): Time for some action! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his device and gave him majorly explosive acidic flatulence.
Omega Supreme and Billy: FINAL FARTSTORM BURST!
Energon Omega Supreme fired a massive blast of energy from his right arm fingers and Billy (GAOBAM) fired a massively explosive and extremely corrosive fart.
KRAAAAAAAFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
The blasts combined and they hit the Dr. Octopus Heartless and burned him badly as a massive blast of energy and flaming fart gas.
Gravity Man: Time for some heavy firepower! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into his arm and it enhanced his Gravity Hold 100-fold and it also gave him the ability to form weapons of gravity energy.
Brawn: Time for some heavy strength! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his strength 10,000-fold and it gave him the ability to fire powerful energy blasts that can possess enough power to obliterate the strongest of boulders and buildings.
Gravity Man and Brawn: GRAVITY SWORDHAMMER PULVERIZER!
Gravity Man formed a Swordhammer and Brawn had the strength to lift up a whole planet. Brawn punched the Dr. Octopus heartless and Gravity Man slammed his hammer and the combined force of their hits caused his tentacles to explode into a gruesome mess. The Dr. Octopus Heartless landed on the ground.
Me: You disgust me Octavius. You were once a brilliant scientist with so much to give for humanity. But you threw it all away all for your insane ambitions and that makes you even more fucked up than all the other villains we've killed in the past.
Hellmouth Octopus: I HATE YOU KNUDSON!
My aura flared up with incredible power!
Me: Thanks for the power boost. But it's time for you to go back to hell where you belong. Goodbye and good riddance!
I fired a massive energy blast at the Dr. Octopus heartless and it enveloped him and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
The explosion completely obliterated him in an instant. Killing him instantly. Dr. Octopus was sent into the River of Fire. But the fight wasn't over yet.
Mary was facing Inga Bittersweet.
Mary: You may make delicious cookies Inga, but there is one ingredient that you forgot to add into your recipe.
Inga: And what is that?
Mary: All recipes are always made with love and they come from the goodness in your heart! Plus, I have some new friends I want you to meet.
Inga: What do you mean?
Mary: I have the perfect backup force to help me take you down!
Mary pulled out a special ring and it was covered in diamond and it had a symbol in the shape of a jewel with the symbol of Team Loud Phoenix Storm on it. She put it on her finger.
Mary: CRYSTAL BRIGADE, SHINE FORTH!
Mary held her hand up and the ring shined a rainbow beam of light into the air and a jewel appeared in the air. It turned into a portal and out came the Crystal Gems: Steven Universe, Connie Maheswaran, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Ruby, Sapphire, Lapis Lazuli, Peridot, Jasper and Bismuth.
Mary: Say hello to the Crystal Brigade.
Steven: I'm Steven Universe, gem of Pink Diamond.
Connie: I'm Connie Maheswaran, Swordmaster of the Gems.
Garnet: I'm Garnet.
Amethyst: Yo, I'm Amethyst.
Pearl: I'm Pearl. It's a pleasure.
Ruby: What's up? I'm Ruby.
Sapphire: I'm Sapphire. It's a pleasure.
Lapis: I'm Lapis Lazuli.
Peridot: What's happening? I'm Peridot.
Jasper: Yeah I'm Jasper.
Bismuth: What's up friends? I'm Bismuth.
Steven: What's going on Mary?
Mary: We're dealing with an evil baker that wants to turn the world into fat diabetic people.
Garnet: That is not right.
Pearl: Everyone has to eat everything in moderation.
Mary: I know. Lets get her guys!
They went at her and Mary punched her in the face. Garnet formed her gauntlets and brutally punched Inga all over the place and she fired a blast of lightning at her and electrocuted her. Amethyst formed her whip and lashed Inga all over and she threw spike mines from it and they hit her and exploded. Pearl formed her trident and fired a blast of energy at her and it hit her and blew her into some boxes of her cookies. Lapis spread her wings of water and flew into the air and fired a massive blast of water and got Inga wet. Inga did not like that one bit. Peridot fired a blast of light at her and Jasper rammed her. Inga threw cookies at Steven and he formed his shield and blocked them. They hit the shield and it emitted a sonic ping that shattered the whole factory and it collapsed. I had everyone protected in a force field.
Me: That was a close one.
J.D. 2: J.D. I sense 3 Shen Gong Wu in the rubble.
Me: Which ones are they?
J.D. 2: It's the Gills of Himachi, the Sun Chi Lantern and the Falcon's Eye.
Me: The Gills of Yellowtail? Interesting name. These Wu sound interesting. What do they do?
J.D. 2: That's a good observation J.D. I'm impressed that you know all about Japanese names. The Gills of Himachi allows the user to breathe underwater. But it turns them into a fish in the process. The Falcon's Eye allows the user to see through solid objects.
Me: Like Superman with X-Ray Vision.
J.D. 2: Exactly. And the Sun Chi Lantern allows the user to combine their chi with anyone illuminated in its light.
Me: That is awesome! Where are they?
The E symbol on my forehead glowed and fired 3 lasers and they lead me to a safe hidden in the rubble. I found the safe and took out a stethoscope and turned the combination lock and opened the safe and found them.
Me: There they are!
I took the Sun Chi Lantern and it resembled a brown lantern. The Gills of Hamachi was a gold band with a green scale design on the front. It was worn around the neck when in use. The Falcon's Eye was a golden monocle with an "eyebrow" design and a dark red lens.
Me: Interesting characteristics. But these have to be the coolest ones we've seen.
Omi: (Tibetan Accent) Well done J.D.
Me: Thanks Omi.
I took the Wu and put them in a bag I had with me.
Mary punched Inga in the face.
Nico (throw Hobgoblin's bombs at Inga): Inga Bittersweet, you have failed this city! (eats a cookie) But not these cookies. They actually taste very good!
The bombs exploded and they blew her into the rubble.
Me: It's final smash time guys!
Vakama: You got it J.D.! FIRESTORM TA-METRU KANOKA TORNADO!
Vakama fired his Kanoka disk and it spun rapidly and turned into a deadly firestorm tornado and it spun Inga around with incredible force.
Alex: I will never let you get away with this Inga! EGYPT SANDSTORM BLIZZARD!
Alex spread her wings and they were those of the Egyptian Goddess Isis and she fired a massive blast of sand at Inga and buried her in a huge pile of sand.
She arose from the sand and was exhausted.
Alex: (To the viewers) I may be fat and overweight but I can still fight.
Inga (sighs): Alright. I admit when I'm beat. Go ahead and kill me.
Nico: Kill you? (smirks) I've got a better idea!
In the Saturn Insane Asylum, Nico had Inga work as a cafeteria chef.
Inga: I'm actually surprised you're making me work as a lunch lady in the Saturn Prison cafeteria.
Nico: Well, every cafeteria needs one.
Inga: That's true.
Nico: Think of it as the lightest prison sentence we can give you. Besides your cookies are really delicious.
Inga: Oh why thank you Nico.
Nico: You're welcome Inga.
Back at the estate, Lynn Jr., Lynn Sr., Rita, Sarah, and Vince were really whipping Alex into shape. She was panting like crazy. And dripping sweat by the bucket. Nico came back and he had just caught a Duskull and a Trophius.
Nico: Wow! You guys are whipping her into shape.
Lynn: We sure are Nico.
Lynn Sr.: It's gonna be a long road for her. But she needs to lose that weight.
Me: It's gonna take a while but it will work.
Vince was not seen because he was far too busy taking care of Carol and his kids. Alex was on the road to being her old self again.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete.
Inga Bittersweet was one of the most craziest villain's I've ever seen. But I love cookies and sweet food as much as anyone else. But they are loaded with fat and sugar that can give you diabetes and make you fat. No one should ever eat that much sugar in one sitting. It's very unhealthy. NicoChan gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.