Part One: Kingdom Lust: Solo Play
Chapter 2: Tongue Town
The Dirty Castle gleamed with sparkles as Donald Dick walked into the audience chamber. The chamber was ginormous with a huge throne in the middle for the king of the castle.
"Good morning, Your Majesty," Donald said. "It's nice to see this morn-What!"
Donald freaked out, looking all around the chamber until he spotted Pluto, the king's loyal mutt, behind the throne with a letter in his mouth. The letter had the sigil of the king on the front and when he opened it, Donald screamed and ran out of the chamber.
Donald ran over to the courtyard and found Goofy, who was sound asleep.
"Wake up Goofy! This is serious!" Donald yelled, but Goofy could not hear him. As a last resort, Donald yelled 'thunder' and a bolt of lightning struck Goofy, waking him up.
"Wow!" Goofy yelled. "Hey there, Donald. Good morning."
"We've got a problem, Goofy. But don't tell anyone…" Donald stated, looking around worryingly.
"Not even the queen? But I just helped her last night, I can't lie to her," Goofy said, stammering.
"No you can't, this is top secret!"
"Oh, G'morning lovely ladies."
Donald turns his head to see Queen Minnie and his wife, Daisy Dick, looking right at him with curious looks on their faces. The queen cleared her throat and Donald handed her the king's letter.
Queen Minnie began reading the letter out loud, "Donald, sorry to rush off in a hurry, but there's some trouble brewing. The stars have been blinking out one by one and this could only spell danger. I need you and Goofy to go find someone with a key and stick by him. Go to Tongue Town and ask Leon, he can guide you. P.S. Would apologize to Minnie for me. Thanks pal."
"Oh my what could this letter mean?" Daisy exclaimed.
"I don't know for sure, but we'll have to trust the king," Minnie explained. "Goofy, I need you in my office in ten minutes. Donald, go get the gummi ship and bring Pluto and Jiminy Cricket with you."
"But why do I have to do it?" Donald complained.
"If you do it quickly, I'll give you a special reward," Daisy said seductively. Before Daisy had finished her sentence, Donald ran as fast as he could to the gummi ship hanger. Minnie and Daisy parted ways while Goofy followed Minnie back to her office.
At the office, Minnie closed and locked the door. She moved closer to Goofy and began removing his armor and rubbing his crotch area.
"Oh Goofy, what a big cock you have," Minnie said, squatting and pulling Goofy's pants down, releasing his big and hard penis.
"Well my queen, they don't call me Goofy Goober for nothing," Goofy stated, shoving his cock in Minnie's mouth. Minnie slurped it up and down and a few seconds later began rubbing his cock furiously which led to Goofy cumming on her face.
"Now the real fun begins," Minnie said with a seductive smile, bringing Goofy closer for a kiss.
…..
Donald finished his job preparing the gummi ship; he had left the actual mechanical stuff to Chip and Dale and began searching for Daisy. He eventually found Daisy in her room, lying on her bed in sexy lingerie. Donald's eyes opened wide as Daisy motioned him over with her finger.
Donald whipped out his cock and approached Daisy. As Daisy laid face down on the bed, Donald climbed on top of her, inserting his penis into her vagina in one quick thrust. Donald quickly pulled out, causing Daisy and him to both cum.
Twenty minutes later, Donald and Goofy arrived at the gummi ship hanger. After saying goodbye to Daisy and Minnie one last time, promising them that they would be safe. Donald and Goofy entered the gummi ship and flew off to Tongue Town looking for answers.
When the two arrived at the town, they noticed in the sky that some of the stars had started fading away. The two began their search for Leon, wondering where Pluto had gone.
…..
Sora awoke in an alleyway having no idea where he was and when trying to get up, he was tackled by a yellow dog. The dog had long black ears and its tongue was always sticking out. The dog licked Sora's face and then ran off. Sora stood up to follow it and when he walked out of the alleyway, he was in shock.
He saw a beautiful Victorian-age town, like one he had read in a book. The town was brightly lit by several lampposts and there were shops/diners that had their doors open for customers. Nearby there was a humongous door with a sign on it that read, 'Welcome to Tongue Town!' Sora wondered where it led to.
After looking around the area for a while, Sora entered an item shop where he met a man named Cid. He asked Cid where he was and Cid explained that he was in a world that some arrive at, when their world is destroyed. Distraught by this, Sora quickly ran outside only to be confronted by someone else.
"They'll come at you from out of nowhere," a stern voice from behind Sora said. "And they'll keep coming as long as you wield the Keyschlong. But why did it choose a kid like you?"
"Who are you? What's that supposed to mean?" Sora asked the man who then pulled out his sword. To Sora's surprise the man's sword had a gun barrel shaped hole at its tip.
Sora had no idea what to do and opted to try to run away, but then remembered what the mysterious voice had told him in his dream. Sora stood his ground and in his hand appeared the rubbery weapon he had used in that same dream.
Sora charged the man and struck him with his weapon in the side. The man tried to hit him, but the teen ran around the adult striking him in the back. Sora continuously dodged the man's attacks and the adult began to grow tired. Unfortunately, Sora had also begun to lose some of his energy and started missing some of his attacks, causing him to be struck down by the man's plethora of attacks.
After Sora, barely had enough energy to stand and in seconds he had fallen on the floor. Just before he passed out, he heard voices.
"Aw, you're slipping Leon" said a feminine voice.
"I went easy on him," said another, presumably the adult who had attacked him. "It looks like things are a lot worse than we thought, let's take him with us." Sora tried to yell for help, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he fell unconscious.
…..
Sora awoke once again, but this time he was in a hotel room. He was lying on a bed, and near him was a door with a clock above it. There were drapes over the windows and on the table nearby, laid a treasure chest.
Suddenly Sora heard a voice and looked over to see that it was Kairi.
"Come on, lazy bum. Wake up," Kairi said, looking at him intently. "You ok?"
Sora, starting to blush, responded, "I guess… I'm just glad you're ok."
"Oh shucks, thanks… Those creatures that attacked you, they're after the Keyschlong. But it's your sexual desires that they really want. You hold a great power within you."
"Oh cool. That's nice Kairi."
"Kairi? Who's Kairi? I'm the great ninja Yuffie." Kairi said with a huge smile on her face. "Leon, I think you might have overdone it."
"Huh?" Sora said as his vision finally cleared up. He saw before him it was not Kairi, but a girl of similar age. She had black hair with a metallic headband and wore a yellow scarf. She had on a green tube top, tan short shorts, and mid-thigh socks.
"So you've finally come to your senses," said the voice of the man Sora had fought. "I'm Leon."
"I'm Sora…Wait! What the hell is going on!" Sora yelled. "Will somebody start making sense here?"
Leon explained to Sora that the creatures who attacked him were known as the sexless. They were creatures born from those who lost their sexual drive. The creatures were going after Sora because he wields the keyschlong, a weapon of long foretold power that can dispel the sexless and save the worlds. In the past, it was foretold the wielder could transfer some of their power to others to help fight, but most of the wielders of the past have gone missing.
Some have said that the sexless were created by a man named Ansem, he studied the sexless and created detailed reports that were scattered throughout other worlds. Sora listened intently, but after Leon had finished, Sora began to complain that he did not ask for this power. Leon had told him that he was lucky to be one of the few people who could fight back.
Sora wondered if Riku or Kairi were also in Tongue Town, but Leon and Yuffie hadn't recalled seeing any newcomers. Leon had told Sora that his home was most likely destroyed and could not go back to it ever again.
After attempting to get up and look for his friends, Sora realized he did not have the energy to even stand. Leon told him to rest up, saying that he had released all his strength during their battle. He explained to Sora the way the keyschlong's power functioned was that its strength comes from its user's sexual energy. When sexual energy is built up and then released, all that energy is transported to the keyschlong and then turned into strength for the wielder to use in battle.
That would mean that Sora would have to recharge himself after long and intense battles. Leon handed Sora five potions that would instantly recharge his energy and give him a boost of sexual energy. Unfortunately, the shop that created the potions was destroyed when Leon's world was taken over by the sexless.
Yuffie told Sora there were other methods of recharging, whispering in his ear that he could always masterbate. To play around with him, Yuffie whispered seductively in Sora's other ear to cum for her. Sora would have been ashamed to admit, but he did in fact precum at that very moment. Yuffie could see this fact on Sora's face, smiling as she backed away from Sora's ear. Leon cleared his throat to get attention and explained that he had to help the others, look for any more people in danger.
Leon started heading out, saying to Sora that he would be back in an hour to see how he was doing. The door closed in the hotel room and Yuffie immediately moved closer to Sora.
"So Sora, who is this Kairi person?" Yuffie asked intently.
"Just a really good friend from my town." Sora responded anxiously.
"Oh really? 'Cause when you thought I was her, you were blushing."
"I don't know what you're talking about… but I was worried when Kairi disappeared."
"So… is she your girlfriend?"
"No no, like I said she's just a friend."
"Do you like her?"
"Well I mean… I do… but."
"Then just tell her."
"The problem is… I don't know where she went."
"Then you gotta get out there and look for her. Although you still need to recharge… so let me help you."
"Wait but ho-" Sora started but was cut off when Yuffie pushed back onto the bed. Sora sat up in the bed with the back of his head on the headboard as Yuffie unbuttoned Sora's pants.
"It's okay Sora, I'm just here to help you ejaculate. I'm saving my virginity for that special someone too," Yuffie said smiling and began removing her green top and tan shorts.
Sora thought Yuffie looked amazing, her black lingerie was simply exquisite. Yuffie's top made her boobs look bigger and her panties were just thin enough to tease him. Sora pulled down his pants, taking out his cock as Yuffie turned around and bent over to show off her ass. Yuffie's butt was beautifully round and plump, causing Sora's dick to shoot up.
"Dang Sora, that's a massive cock!" Yuffie exclaimed when she turned back around.
"You think so?" Sora asked, beginning to examine his penis. Now that he'd taken a closer look his penis had grown a little since Selphie had jerked him off.
"Yeah, I hope my boyfriend will have as big of a cock as you do," Yuffie said, eyeing his cock and then wrapping her hand around it. Sora tensed up at her touch and then gritted his teeth when Yuffie began stroking his penis.
Seconds later, Yuffie engulfed Sora's cock in her mouth, bobbing her head up and down. Sora moaned in pleasure, grabbing Yuffie's head and moving it faster. Yuffie pulled away, pushing Sora's hands to the side to show that she was in control.
Yuffie began licking every part of Sora's dick from the shaft to the balls and finally to the tip. She then took off Sora's shirt and began licking his chest, moving from his bellybutton up to his nipples. Finally, Yuffie moved up to Sora's face wanting lick him and also put her ass in front of Sora's dick to get him off in tandem.
Sora moaned even louder as Yuffie and him wrapped their tongues around each other and started french kissing. Sora felt himself on the verge of ejaculation and yelled out that he was about to cum. At that moment, Yuffie stopped kissing Sora and moved away from him.
"Sora in confusion said, "W-Wait, why'd you stop Yuffie?"
"Yuffie smiled and said, "Well silly, you can't be the only one who gets off." Yuffie pulled down her panties, showing off her tight and wet pussy. She then removed her black bra, revealing her curvy breasts.
"O-Oh," Sora stammered, admiring Yuffie's perfect body and beginning to rub his cock.
"Come here, Sora," Yuffie seductively said, motioning Sora over. "I need you to lick my keyhole." Yuffie laid down on her back, raising her legs and vagina up. Sora moved over to her and on his hands and knees, he began to lick Yuffie's pussy. Yuffie moaned loudly as Sora worked his magic, causing her to pulsate. Yuffie was close to cumming and she knew it, she grabbed the back of Sora's head, shoving his tongue deeper into her hole.
Suddenly, Sora's face was hit by a blast of fluids. Yuffie yelled in pleasure, as Sora recoiled from the blast. Yuffie, who was now hot and aroused, pushed Sora back on the bed once again and went to town on his cock. She wrapped her entire mouth around it, beginning to bob her head up and down ferociously sucking his cock. Sora yelled out once again that he was going to cum and Yuffie moved even faster as streams of semen entered her mouth then began to seep out.
Yuffie, finally freeing Sora's cock from her mouth, laid back down on the bed, laughing as she swallowed loads of cum. Sora looked down at Yuffie and began to laugh too, feeling his strength finally return to him.
Sora and Yuffie got dressed and a few minutes later, Leon returned. He noticed the were two sitting very close to each other, their hands almost touching and their faces both partially red. Leon asked Sora how he felt, to which Sora responded that he felt ready to go and soon the three of them headed out to the town square.
Leon taught Sora some tricks on how to defeat the sexless easily and after a few minutes of practice, Sora had massacred the nearby shadowy creatures with ease. Leon then added that the three of them should split up to look for any citizens in danger. Sora ran through the big door labeled, The First District and then realized that he had ended up back at Cid's shop.
Sora then saw a citizen running away from a sexless. The man tripped over a stick and the sexless quickly swiped at him, chopping off his penis in one clean strike. The man was horrified and began screaming till he bled out, fading away in mere seconds. Then in his place, another sexless rose from the ground and charged at Sora. Sora slashed the creature down with the keyschlong, taking in all that had just happened.
Sora had been too scared to help the citizen in danger, or maybe he wondered if he just wanted to see what a sexless did to its prey. Either way he felt guilty that he had not helped the poor citizen, even though he had the power to. Sora promised to himself that he would do anything in his power to make sure that no one else was harmed by the sexless and rushed back to the hotel to assist Leon and Yuffie.
Twenty minutes later, Sora finally found Leon and Yuffie in the third district. Sora had gotten lost in the town, but had found many new places including: new rooms in the hotel, a gizmo shop with bizarre clocks, and a den where two dalmatians had asked him to find their 99 puppies. In the third district, Leon and Yuffie were held up in a vacant house where they led dozens of sexless to, so that Sora could defeat them.
After Sora accomplished the task, a humongous sexless entered the third district door, forcing Sora into the plaza. A huge explosion was heard from afar and two creatures fell on top of Sora. They were both surprised to see Sora's keyschlong and quickly helped him up. One of the creatures was a tall anthropomorphic dog holding a shield, he had on a little hat with goggles and one singular bucktooth was in his mouth. The other was a small anthropomorphic duck holding a magical staff, he had on a blue hat and wore a light blue magicians jacket.
The big sexless then appeared before them, the three readied their weapons for battle. Sora first attacked the creature from behind, causing the sexless to fall on its face. The duck followed up with a thunder spell, stunning the creature, while the dog charged in with its shield dealing massive damage.
Ten minutes later, the creature was defeated and started fading away. The three started cheering together as Leon and Yuffie approached the group. The two animals explained to Sora that they had been looking for him because their king had mentioned finding someone with a key.
"I'm Goofy," the anthropomorphic dog said. "You should come with us. We can go to other worlds with our vessel."
"Do you think we could look for my friends as well?" Sora asked.
"Of course, but remember our king comes first!" the anthropomorphic duck exclaimed. "I'm Donald by the way."
"Sora, you should go with them. There are other worlds who need protection from the sexless, " Leon said. "Also I forgot to mention, but the only way to save a world from the sexless, is to seal the pussyhole of each world with your keyschlong."
"Got it! Find the holes and use my key," Sora said. "Anyways, Donald, Goofy, how do you guys have the power to defeat the sexless?"
"Our king enchanted our weapons," Goofy said, holding up his shield that shined magically. "He has a keyschlong too and became a keyschlong master."
"You think… I could be one too?" Sora asked.
"Ehhh you didn't defeat that sexless fast enough," Donald teased.
"Oh…" Sora murmured. "
"Also, our ship runs on horniness," Donald said. "So prepare to be overwhelmed by sexyness".
"Yeah, we always got a porn video playing," Goofy said motioning Sora to follow them to the ship. "And don't forget our motto."
"Hoes before Bros!" the three shouted in unison.
Author's Note: Finally finished this chapter and I think it's longer than the last :/ But that's fine because I had to cover a lot of the story in this chapter along with the Yuffie and Sora moment. From the beginning I wanted to try to make my fanfic as funny as Kamasutra Hearts and I know that it isn't, but at least this is my story and I enjoy writing whatever comes into my head. I've had on KZXcellent's 2021 KH marathon in the background while writing this, which made this process ten times more fun. If you see this Mr. KZ, I love your content and I wish you the best in the future. Also, readers go check out KZXcellent's content. It's awesome. Anyways, the next chapter will have Sora and friends going off to Wonderland. I have a lot of great ideas for that world, so it should be really cool to see. Thanks to everyone who read this far and as always make sure to leave a comment if you enjoy or hate this story, either way let me know, it's fun to see.
