At the Jupiter Prison it was time for another Rant Session with the worst Babysitter in the world.

Nico: This is gonna be as fun as it always is.

Prisoner 1: You said it Nico. How are Susie and Alicia doing by the way?

Nico: They're recovering from the Necromorph Ordeal. But it'll be a while before they get over it.

Prisoner 1: I'm glad they're doing all right though.

Nico: Thank you. Lets get this show started.

Nico went up to Icky Vicky's cell and he took out some breath spray and sprayed his mouth.

Nico: (Clears throat) (Takes a deep breath) OUT OF ALL THE VILLAINS, YOU ARE BY FAR THE FUCKING WORSE! IT'S NO WONDER THE LEGION OF DOOM DIDN'T FUCKING RECRUIT YOU! EVEN THEY WOULDN'T DO THE SHIT THAT YOU'VE FUCKING DONE! ESPECIALLY NOT CAPTAIN COLD AND THE WRECKING CREW!

All the prisoners cheered for him!

Megan went over to Icky Vicky's cell and she kissed her full on the mouth!

SMOOCH!

Megan: (SPITS) Oh yuck! You taste like fucking raw sewage!

Nico: Maybe she thinks you're cute. You know what I'm saying? (Laughs)

Megan: (ANGRY) YOU THINK I'M FUCKING CUTE!?

Icky Vicky shook her head for no.

Megan: THAT'S IT!

Megan jumped her and pulverized the living shit out of her with extreme ferociousness.

Megan: I'LL GIVE YA CUTE! I'LL PULVERIZE THE FUCKING LIVING SHIT OUT OF YA! YOU FUCKED UP MOTHERFUCKING WHORE!

Everyone laughed hysterically as Megan pulverized her.

Nico: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!)

Lincoln: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

Everyone was laughing really hard.

When they calmed down it was time for the penguins.

Skipper: We're gonna do an Acapella rant. But Rico can't talk because he's got something else planned.

Nico: This is gonna be good.

Skipper: (Singing) You're a fucked up...

Private: (Singing) You're a fucked up...

Kowalski: (Singing) You're a fucked up...

Skipper, Kowalski and Private: BITCH! You're a fucked up bitch and freak!

Everyone cheered for them.

Nico: Bravo! Bravo!

Lincoln: That was really good. Lets see what Rico is gonna do.

Nico: Okay.

Rico walked over to Icky Vicky and then he vomited out a bucket of rotten chum.

Nico: A Bucket of Chum?

Skipper: Watch.

Rico threw it into Icky Vicky's face and it exploded and it smelled so horrible and so awful that Icky Vicky hurled her guts out with megatsunami force.

Icky Vicky: (VOMITS EXPLOSIVELY 20 TIMES)

Nico: EEEWW!

Lincoln: Wow! What a powerful bad vomitstorm!

Everyone was laughing at Icky Vicky.

They rushed Icky Vicky to the prison Infirmary.


Back at the estate, we were watching TV and reading books.

Skipper: Meet the newest member of the Penguin team. Piplup!

Dawn (Pokemon): I hope that's not my Piplup.

Miss Martian: Of course not, Dawn. Your Piplup is over here.

Private: This is actually a Piplup that Skipper caught.

Me: That's cool guys. Skipper caught his first Pokemon.

Laney: He sure did. Looks like your Piplup has a new friend to play with Dawn.

Dawn: He sure does.

Me: That plan you made was genius Kowalski.

Kowalski: Whenever I make a plan, I'd like you all to make edits to them so there are no flaws.

Blizzard Man: We can do that.

Me: Okay.

Skipper: How would you all like to see our friends in the circus?

Barricade: We'd like that.

Kowalski: I approve of this idea, Skipper. But there's a 90% chance that something happened while we were gone.

Skipper: Relax, Kowalski. What could possibly have happened while we were gone from the circus for a week?

Me: Well Dave is dead and is now Calamari Stew still in our stomachs. What else is there?

Kowalski: Well there's the evil Animal Control Officer from France, Chantel Dubois. She was the worst.

Huffer: Are you kidding me?! Dave wasn't your only enemy?!

Skipper: Afraid not, my robot construction friend. But don't worry. Whenever one of them shows up, we'll tell you all about it.

Me: Let me see here.

I looked up the profile of Chantel DuBois on the computer and what it revealed was horrifying!


DuBois is the best animal control officer in Monaco with a perfect success record. She claims to have strangled her first parrot, flushed her first goldfish and punched her first snake when she was 7 years old.

DuBois first appears near the beginning being called by hotel security about the animals Alex, Marty, Melman, and Gloria. She and her henchmen pursue them in order to catch the animals, mainly Alex, to mount their heads on the wall as trophies. She sniffs for them in the same manner as a dog, and upon picking up Alex's scent, follows them in a long chase scene that ends when the animals try to escape on their plane. DuBois lassos Melman's neck, only for the rope to be cut by Alex, and she falls into the pool. As they fly away, she resurfaces, saying "Well-played, lion. Game on.".

She was later seen at the railroad that the animals were just at and uses her smell and a puddle of water to find out they have joined the circus heading for Rome and London and promptly jumps aboard the next train heading for the same place. She is briefly arrested in Rome but escapes by hiding in the bed while creating several other escape routes to trick the police. They jump down a hole they believe DuBois went down, and she cuts out from the bed, locks the police in the jail cell, and uses the computer to search up Alex and realizes his origins as a lion from Central Park Zoo.

She uses her singing voice to appeal to the patriotism of her henchmen (who had been injured during the chase at the beginning) and rouse them up, seemingly healing them instantly. They follow the animals once more, forcing them to retreat. She catches up to them with a paper of Alex, only to be catapulted away, though the circus animals see the paper and feel used and betrayed.

When the animals finally arrive at New York, DuBois finally intercepts them and tranquilizes them. The zoo staff thank her, incorrectly believing that she tried to return Alex. DuBois attends a celebration for Alex's return, concealing a poison dart inside a foam finger and almost fires it at him, but the circus animals, being alerted by King Julien, arrive and rescue him. As revenge, she tries to kill Stefano, but Alex and Gia perform "Trapeze Americano" to save him. After a long fight between the animals and DuBois and her henchmen, DuBois is tranquilized by Mort and her men are knocked out. She is last seen trapped in a crate by the penguins, being shipped to Madagascar with her henchmen. Whether she and her henchmen survive in Madagascar is completely unknown, but it's likely that the humans released them after being discovered in their boxes, and later returned to Monaco, but with a sad DuBois for not killing Alex.


Laney: This woman makes my blood boil!

Nico: No kidding!

Sakura Avalon: I would hate her too.

Madison Taylor: Same here.

Horsea (shivers in fear): I hope Dubois doesn't lock me up in a cage!

Carmen: Don't worry, Horsea. You're a part of me and Maria's family.

Maria: That's right. We won't let anything happen to you.

Me: Animal rights activists would really hate her guts to the core. And if they found out what she was doing, they would hunt her down, kill her and mount her head on a pike.

Vince: You got that right partner.

Rachel S.D.: I would hate her too.

Earth: She's a disgrace to all animal control officers everywhere.

Me: It says here that she works in Monaco, France.

Brittney: I know where that is. It's home to some of the most beautiful buildings and the food is amazing.

Laney: I know. It's where we stopped Dimitri Lesteau.

Lincoln: I remember that.

Me: Well lets see if we can find them. And I have a feeling something is going down in Monaco. Lets head out to France guys!

Everyone: YEAH!

Me: Are you feeling better Sakura?

Sakura Avalon: Yeah. I'm still recovering from my cold. But I'll be all right.

Me: Okay. TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM...

Jaime: AND TEAM LOUD FAIRYWIND...

Me and Jaime: LETS FLY!

We were off to Monaco, France.


MONACO, FRANCE


We arrived in Monaco, France. It was beautiful.

Me: Here we are guys.

Lincoln: Wow. It's just as amazing as I remember.

Laney: Me too.

Me: Not only that, but Monaco is not that far from Monte Carlo, one of the greatest casino cities in the world.

Lori: Monte Carlo is an amazing place. I've literally been thinking about wanting me and Bobby to go on our honeymoon there.

Me: You still have those tickets I won for you, Lincoln and your kids Lori.

Lori: That's true. I do remember that.

Madison: It's so amazing.

Me: Also Monte Carlo is also where some of the James Bond Films were done. James Bond has a powerful winning streak.

Sakura Avalon: That's amazing!

Lana: It sure is.

Kero: I would love to come here for vacation if we didn't have to seal the cards.

Me: We'll get that done at our own pace Kero. But I have a feeling that there's one back home.

Kero: You may be right.

Leni: Look over there guys!

We looked and we saw a destroyed Circus tent.

Skipper: (sees the destroyed circus tent) What the hell?! We were only gone for a week. What happened here?!

Madison Tayler: Probably something bad.

Me: Lets go check it out.

We went over to the tent and we saw that it was completely torn up and more.

Me: My gosh. What happened here?

Private saw something in an alley behind us. It popped out of a trash can and went at us. Skipper and crew hid.

Private: Skipper, look. There's Alex.

Alex the Lion: Skipper? It's just me. You and the others can come out.

They did.

Me: Alex the Lion.

Alex the Lion: WOW! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's such an honor to meet all of you.

Laney: You too Alex. Skipper and his team told us so much about you guys.

Alex the Lion: I'm glad you guys came.

Skipper: Alex, status report on what happened here!

Alex: DuBois' back! She and her men took everyone else, including the lemurs.

Me: Looks like we got here just in time.

Lana: No kidding.

Skipper: Commence Operation: Friend Rescue!

Me: Lets do it.

Our plan was a simple one. The Penguins will free the animals with explosives and when Chantel DuBois and her men chase them, they will chase them to us and our fight will begin. For her crimes against the Animal Kingdom we're going to send her to prison for eternity.

The Penguins went into the cages and they found Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippopotamus, King Julian XIII the Ring Tailed Lemur and his followers.

Skipper: Did you all really think that the 4 of us would abandon friends in need? (Rico blows open the cages of the others with bombs) Now to get out of here before the diversion stops working.

DuBois: (French Accent) Hey!

They turn to see Dubois.

DuBois: You Penguins should not be here.

Skipper: Really? We leave the circus for, what, like a whole week? And it all goes to shit.

DuBois: Please consider the consequences of your actions.

Skipper: Okay, they're considered.

Rico barfs up another bomb that explodes, creating a smokescreen that allows them to escape.

DuBois: Don't let them get away!

They followed them and they saw us ready to face them!

Me: Chantel DuBois.

Nico: Chantel DuBois, you have failed this city!

Me: In the name of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, you are under arrest.

DuBois: On what charges?

Me: Animal Cruelty, Attempted Terrorism and attempted murder. We can do these one of three ways. 1: You can come with us quietly. 2: We can fight and take you by force. Or 3: We can kill you and bury you in an unmarked grave. So what's it gonna be?

DuBois: How about I do number 3 on you!?

Me: Then it's number 2. Lets get them!

We went at DuBois and her men and it was a ferocious and brutal assault. I summoned the Sword Card and slashed a bunch of men all at once and killed them in an instant.

Lori was facing a man.

Lori: You literally disgust me!

Lori grabbed him and pulled him all over and tied him up in a painful pretzel knot! He was screaming in a tremendous amount of excruciating pain and more.

Huffer: Lets destroy these clods! Ready Miss Martian?

Miss Martian: You bet.

Huffer fired a powerful fusion torch blast and he incinerated a bunch of men.

Miss Martian fired powerful laser vision blasts and burned them all over.

Hunter: (German Accent) You all give all animal lovers a really bad name! Und you make me want to throw up.

Hunter fired a massive blast of fire and burned them.

Rachel S.D. fired a powerful sonic blast and blew their ears and heads off.

Earth threw powerful globs of molten lava and burned all their heads off. We then set our sights on Chantel DuBois.

Me: You are next DuBois.

Dubois fired a tranquilizer dart gun at me and I deflected all the darts with the Sword Card.

Me: Lets finish this! Combo and Final Smash Time!

Huffer: You got it boss! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his weapons and fusion torches 100-fold.

Miss Martian: Lets do this! MARS CYBER KEY POWER!

The Mars Cyber Planet Key appeared and it looked dark orange and the symbol on it was the symbol of the planet Mars in the middle of a flaming sun and it went into her right arm device and enhanced her powers 1,000-fold.

Huffer and Miss Martian: FUSION LASER FIRESTORM!

Huffer fired his fusion torch and Miss Martian fired a massive laser vision blast and the blasts combined and they hit DuBois and exploded.

Blizzard Man: Lets do this! EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm and enhanced his Blizzard Attack 100-fold.

Live Action Barricade: Lets get her! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his blade wheel to go at long ranges.

Blizzard Man and Live Action Barricade: ICESTORM SHURIKEN SHREDSTORM!

Blizzard Man fired a massive barrage of snowflake shuriken and Barricade threw his blade wheel and they slashed DuBois all over.

Madison: I've always wanted to try this out.

Me: It'll be your first Final Smash, Madison.

Madison: This is gonna be amazing! FIRESTORM PHANTOM GHOSTSTORM!

Madison fired a massive blast of fire and it formed into a scary barrage of ghosts with glowing red eyes and they spiraled around DuBois and exploded.

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

Alex the Lion: This is for all my friends! LION ROAR MASSACRE!

Alex the Lion roared with extreme ferociousness and it was so loud that it shattered DuBois's ears and made them bleed.

Me and Nico picked up DuBois. During the battle he caught a Sawsbuck and a Vanilluxe.

Me: You have a lot to answer for DuBois and you are a danger to everyone in the world and the animal kingdom.

At Arkham Asylum, Nico and William brought DuBois to her cell. She was found guilty of numerous counts of the crimes we arrested her for and she was sentenced to numerous life sentences in Arkham Asylum with no possibility of parole. And she gets to share a cell with Adrian Toomes A.K.A. Vulture and Quentin Beck A.K.A. Mysterio.

Dubois: No! Please! You can't lock me up with these sociopaths! They'll kill me!

William: (to Mysterio) Consider this and us sparing you a special treat for killing Paul for us.

Mysterio: And for that, I'm grateful.

Vulture: (smirks at a frightened Dubois) Don't worry. We'll take good care of this one.

Nico: Show no mercy.

They left and went back to Monaco. Her screams could be heard as they left. Chantel DuBois's crimes were brought to light and they were called the most senseless and most diabolical in the world. We had a good time over in Monaco. We went to the Monte Carlo Casino, the most famous casino in the world. We had Shoe with us and he had the ability to change luck with just his horns. When his horns are up, Good Luck happens. When his horns are down, bad luck happens. It was a really good time and we won a huge amount of money. It was amazing.

Alex the Lion: (To the viewers) These guys will protect everyone and make sure that nothing happens to us animals.

Me: You got that right Alex.

Alex the Lion: Skipper, I owe you an apology.

Skipper: For what?

Alex the Lion: When we were still at the zoo, I thought you, Private, Rico, and Kowalski were psychotic.

Skipper: And now?

Alex (smiles): I think you have a hero's heart.

Skipper: Thank you. But I can say the same thing to you as well.

Alex: Thanks Skipper.

We put Alex and his friends under our protection.


Later at the Gotham Royal York Art Museum, we were in Vanzilla 2.0 and we got word that there was a Clow Card there.

Laney: So there's a Clow Card at the museum?

Me: That's right. It's the Silent Card.

I handed Laney a pair of Binoculars and she saw the Silent Card in a painting. 静 Silent appears as a tall, slender woman with dark, blue eyes, wearing a long, blue-black dress and wrapped in dark cape with a high collar, indicating a mute state. She has long, straight, blue hair and a jewel with bat wings on her forehead. She is usually seen standing up with one finger raised to her lips.

Laney: So that woman is the Silent Card?

Me: Yep.

Sakura Avalon: I dealt with the Silent Card and she was a difficult card to capture.

Kero: Yeah. The Silent Card can't stand noise.

Me: It chose the museum because it's so quiet. And I remember that it removes the noise source with teleportation.

Kero: That's right. We had to find out that the hard way.

Me: Then if we're gonna capture this card, we're gonna need some kind of a strategy to pull this off.

Lincoln: How can we get to the Silent Card without making a single sound?

Me: Okay Sakura you dealt with this card before right?

Sakura Avalon: I sure did. It was a very tricky card to capture. And we couldn't get to it because of all the stuff in the way.

Me: This is gonna be tricky.

I was thinking hard. Then I got an idea.

Me: I have an idea. I'm gonna use the Shadow Card to help me capture the card from the outside. Lincoln, Laney, I'm gonna need a light source.

Lincoln: Got it.

Laney: Roger that.

Sakura Avalon: This is exactly how I caught it the first time.

Me: Deja vu.

Ben: Wait J.D.! I have a better idea. I'm gonna use Ghostfreak to get it out of that painting.

Me: Are you sure that's a good idea Ben? I mean after all the trouble Ghostfreak caused to you.

Ben: Don't worry J.D. This is a different Ghostfreak I have that agreed to be part of me. Brittney used her magic to get rid of the evil Ghostfreak and she sent it into the River of Fire.

Me: Good thinking. Okay. Proceed.

Ben: Got it.

Ben turned into Ghostfreak.

Ben: GHOSTFREAK!

Ghostfreak went invisible and went into the museum. He saw the Silent Card and went into the painting she was in and pulled her out and brought her outside.

Me: Way to go Ben! RETURN TO YOUR POWER CONFINED!

I held out my hand and the Silent Card was sucked into it and I got it.

Me: Yes!

Sakura Avalon: That was awesome!

Laney: That was really clever!

Lincoln: It sure was.

I signed my name on the Silent Card and we went back home.

THE END


Another Fanfiction complete, another villain brought to justice and another Clow Card caught.

The Madagascar movies were so awesome and so funny! I laughed at some of the awesome parts! They were awesome and funny! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. The next Clow Card is the Storm Card and that one is gonna be tough. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.