In the laboratory of Lisa Loud at the estate, Shockwave and Wheeljack were working on a dangerous experiment. They were gonna try to bring Roxas, Sora's Nobody back to life and give him humanity. They had Sora strapped to a table
Sora: You sure this is going to work, Shockwave?
Shockwave: Sora, me and Wheeljack are scientists. We know what we're doing.
They activated the machine and in a massive flash of light Roxas was separated from Sora and he was reborn!
Roxas: What happened?
Sora: Roxas!
Roxas: Sora. I'm back? How?
Sora explained every detail.
Roxas: Wow! So I'm back for good?
Sora: Yep.
Pence, Hayner and Olette came in and they saw Roxas for the first time in a while!
Olette: Roxas!
Pence: Roxas!
Hayner: Roxas!
Roxas: Hey guys!
They hugged him!
Olette: We thought we would never see you again!
Pence: We missed you!
Hayner: We thought you were dead!
Roxas: I'm now back for good guys.
Sora: Thanks to Wheeljack and Shockwave here.
Olette: That's so awesome!
Pence: I'm glad they brought him back.
Sora: Me too Pence.
Roxas: It's good to be back.
I came in.
Me: Roxas. It's good to see you again.
Roxas: You too J.D. I heard that everyone on Organization XIII is dead.
Me: Not everyone. Aeleus, Lea and Elrena are still here and so is Xion. Elrena changed her name to Elena. But Luxord is still alive. But he's now forever bound to the Flying Dutchman in the world of Pirates of The Caribbean. But we still have to deal with Xemnas, Xehanort, Xigbar and Luxord's heartless still roaming about and come to think of it I don't think we ever encountered your Heartless, Sora.
Sora: I don't think so either.
Roxas: Well if we do we'll face it together.
Me: And we will. Also we never encountered Riku and Kairi's Heartless.
Sora: Yeah.
Me: Like Roxas said if we do we will face them together.
Xion then came in and when she saw him she was shocked.
Xion: Roxas?
Roxas: Xion?
Xion then went to her room and she broke down crying.
Me: Oh no.
Roxas: Xion wait!
We heard sniffling. We turned around and saw that Xion was starting to cry a little. Roxas ran up to her and placed his hand on her shoulder. Xion just looked at him with a small smile, tears falling down her face.
Lea: (walks up to them awkwardly) Guess I... shoulda brought some ice cream.
Roxas and Xion smiled a little. Lea smiled too, but it began to falter as he began to tear up as well. Without warning, Lea ran towards the two, embracing Roxas and Xion in a tearful hug. The three cried tears of happiness as the hugged, happy to finally be reunited after what felt like forever.
Ember McClain: Lea, you know that you and Xion have been with us for over a year, right?
Lea: Yeah. It's hard to imagine.
Me: But it's actually been 2 and a half years. We killed Xehanort almost 3 years ago.
Roxas: I'm glad he's dead.
Me: I know. But we still have all of his fragments to clean up that have been scattered all over the universe.
Roxas: Yeah.
In the garden, everyone was having an awesome talk and it was a beautiful garden that was worthy of Eden.
Qin: Nico can I ask you a quick question?
Nico: Sure Qin.
Qin: During the fight with the Evil Carol, I saw in J.D.'s hand a strange purple and black sphere. What was that?
Nico: Those are called the Dark Orbs of Xehanort.
Qin: Xehanort?
Nico: You would hate this guy Qin.
Nico revealed the full detailed history of Xehanort.
Xehanort was born in Destiny Islands, feeling his home was a prison. But due to an encounter of a future incarnation of himself, Xehanort's destiny was set in stone as he acted on his future self's will before losing his memory and leaving the islands to become an apprentice under a Keyblade Master alongside a fellow apprentice named Eraqus. When the two became Keyblade Masters, Eraqus was made steward of the Land of Departure so Xehanort can freely travel the worlds.
However, over extears of research and travel, Xehanort became obsessed with the events of the Keyblade War. He felt that there was no balance between the light and the darkness, so he planned to recreate the χ-blade to cause a second Keyblade War with hopes to establish balance. By the time he confided his goals to Eraqus, Xehanort had mastered the powers of darkness and used them to scar his former friend in defense.
He attempted to utilize the darkness of a Keyblade wielder named Ventus to recreate the χ-Blade and serve as a host for his heart to prolong his life long enough for his plan to come to fruition. However, Ventus refused to succumb to his darkness and Xehanort is forced to extract the darkness and create Vanitas before leaving a weakened Ven to die on the Destiny Islands.
But, seeing the boy pulling through, Xehanort has Ven sent to be trained by Eraqus so he can become Vanitas' equal in order for their reunion to recreate the χ-blade. By that time, Xehanort found a more ideal host in one of Eraqus' two students: Terra.
While Vanitas traveled the worlds spreading the Unversed to prepare Ventus for their reunion, Xehanort was looking for the Princesses of Heart (seven princesses with hearts of pure light). He managed to find one, Princess Aurora. It was also at that time that he arranged for Maleficent to find the other Princesses of Heart for him.
He also came to Radiant Garden to employ the services of Braig, offering him a Keyblade of his own in return for helping him in getting Terra to embrace his darkness.
Though Braig was scarred as a result of Terra using his darkness, winning the youth's trust as a result, Xehanort threateningly calmed him down before infusing part of his heart into Braig's body. By tricking Terra into defeating Eraqus, Xehanort kills his old friend and casts the entire Land of Departure into darkness before telling Terra to meet him in the Keyblade Graveyard where his plan will be completed.
Managing to separate Terra from the others, with Braig holding them off, Xehanort sends Vanitas to enact his reunion with Ven. Managing to get Terra to unleash his full fury on him before seeing the light marking the restoration of the χ-blade, Xehanort uses his Keyblade to transfer his heart into Terra's body, turning the youth into his vessel Terra-Xehanort.
However, with a new younger body, Xehanort found resistance from Terra through both his Lingering Will and the heart of Terra itself as he attempts to aid Aqua. It was only when Terra-Xehanort attempted to purge Terra's heart that the vessel loses all his memories except the name "Xehanort" which he took.
However, unable to fully rid himself of Terra, Xehanort reveals the series of backup plans he arranged that were ultimately carried by Terra-Xehanort's splinter selves, false Ansem and Xemnas. Even though Sora and his friends foil their schemes, Xehanort had another plan set into motion.
After the defeat of Ansem and Xemnas, Yen Sid explains to King Mickey that those actions actually freed Xehanort's heart from the Heartless Ansem and vanquished Terra-Xehanort's leftover body which had become his Nobody Xemnas, thus both halves' destruction has now lead to the reconstruction of Xehanort's pure and original incarnation: Master Xehanort.
Having expecting it, Xehanort arranged for his past self to gather every incarnation or vessel of himself together at the World That Never Was to witness Master Xehanort's return while capturing Sora as he and Riku were in the Sleeping Worlds. Eventually, ten Xehanort's, which included his Heartless and Nobody as well as Braig and Isa, were gathered.
When Riku arrives to rescue Sora, who is in the Organization's clutches, King Mickey freezes time to allow Riku to escape. However, Master Xehanort's soul possesses his younger self and duels Riku.
After the battle, Master Xehanort finally revives. Xehanort callously admits he misjudged the χ-blade being recreated with only Ventus and Vanitas, stating that their fate, along with Aqua and Terra's, was all predestined. He further elaborates that his Thirteen Seekers of Darkness, the true Organization XIII, with be able to recreate the χ-blade by clashing with seven lights, the seven wielders of the Keyblade. Though Xehanort attempts to add Sora to his rank to complete the members, Lea's interference ruins it as he and his followers scatter, but he promises that the final battle will come soon.
Master Xehanort appears as the main antagonist of Kingdom Hearts III, the finale of the Dark Seeker Saga.
Master Xehanort first appears approaching the guardians of light once they arrive at the Keyblade Graveyard for the final showdown. He and his direct incarnations repeat his speech to Eraqus about the χ-blade and the Keyblade War from years ago before summoning thousands of Heartless to attack them.
Master Xehanort appears again later on, this time with the rest of the Real Organization XIII by his side. Declaring that the χ-blade would be forged, Xehanort creates a massive labyrinth, the Skein of Severance, keeping most of the key players inside while his Heartless, Nobody, and younger self watching just shortly overhead, with Xehanort himself watching all from a large pillar.
After the other darknesses are defeated, Sora, Riku, and Mickey confront Ansem, Xemnas, and Young Xehanort at the Tower of Endings. Master Xehanort reveals that the battles between light and dark, and the subsequent defeat of those darknesses, created nine out of thirteen keys needed to forge the χ-blade, watching as his other incarnations are defeated, leaving just one left. Xehanort, having planned for every eventuality, brings out Kairi, whom Xemnas had kidnapped earlier. In order to motivate Sora to fight him, Xehanort mercilessly slays Kairi in front of him. Sora tearfully and angrily attacks Xehanort, creating the thirteenth key. Mickey and Riku attack him as well, but are easily repelled. Xehanort opens Kingdom Hearts and with the thirteen keys, his own Keyblade, No Name, transforms into the χ-blade. Having obtained the χ-blade at long last, Xehanort uses its power to corrupt Kingdom Hearts into darkness.
However, because his younger self had frequently traveled through time, Xehanort himself served as a portal, something the guardians of light use to their advantage. They trap Xehanort within himself, and while the other guardians keep Kingdom Hearts at bay, Sora, Donald, and Goofy go inside the portal to Scala ad Caelum, the old training grounds for Keyblade wielders where Xehanort and Eraqus themselves became Keyblade Masters. There, the trio find that the defeat of the other twelve Organization members created Replica Xehanort's, twisted shells that Xehanort uses to power himself up for the final battle. In his Armored Form, Xehanort battled the trio throughout the city before they shattered his armor. Xehanort teleported up to the top of the tower, wielding the χ-blade as Sora, Donald, and Goofy battled him one last time.
Near the climax of their battle, Xehanort nearly kills Sora during his final attack, but Donald and Goofy managed to bring him back from the brink and unite for one final attack, Trinity Limit, defeating Xehanort and fatally wounding him. However, Xehanort still refuses to give up, stating it is too late to stop Kingdom Hearts, revealing he used it to trigger a purge that would destroy all the worlds and remake them free of darkness, and that he alone would lead the new era. Sora rejects his claims saying it was not his decision to make, and even after the other guardians arrive, Xehanort still holds onto his desires.
But to his own surprise, Terra steps forward saying "There's more to light than meets the eye.", something Eraqus told him in their youth, right as Eraqus appears from Terra, his heart being in Terra the entire time, telling Xehanort to hand over the χ-blade. Xehanort eventually concedes, giving in to his old friend and handing the χ-blade over to Sora. Eraqus and Xehanort then go together to the afterlife, having repaired their fractured friendship in his final moments.
Qin was shocked and horrified!
Qin: That's awful!
Nico: Yeah. Had we not stopped Xehanort, he would've ultimately destroyed the entire universe and reshape it in his own image.
Lincoln: I'm glad we did.
Qin: I am too. So what are these Dark Orbs?
Nico: They are the fragments of Xehanort's ultimate evil. After J.D. and everyone destroyed him, his evil essence was scattered throughout the entirety of the Virgo Supercluster in the form of numerous dark spheres of negative energy. There's 47,000 galaxies all over this cluster and we have numerous dark orbs to find and destroy. That's our ultimate mission: To cleanse the entire universe of Xehanort's ultimate evil.
Qin: That is a huge job! That'll take thousands of years!
Laney: It will. But we can do it. We have to work together to defeat the evil villains and destroy the Dark Orbs.
Lana: That's right.
Qin: I'll gladly help you all out.
May: We greatly appreciate it Qin.
Iris: Qin, did you ever have feelings for Nico in your early days?
Qin: Yes. But now, I'm just happy to be like a sister to him.
Nico: I appreciate that Qin.
Qin: I'm glad. Maria I heard you have another sister.
Maria: That's right. Her name is Arixam and she's my Nobody.
Qin: But I thought you have to be turned into a Heartless before you become a Nobody.
Maria: That was my first thought too. She is the result of my Bang Baby days. Would you like to meet her?
Qin: Sure.
Maria: AQUAMARIA!
Her necklace glowed and out came Arixam.
Arixam: Hello Qin. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Qin: You too Arixam. Your hair is very pretty.
Arixam: Thank you.
Lucy Loud: We have had a lot of fun adventures.
Me: We sure did.
Then something really unusual came. It was a bunch of bubbles.
Me: Bubbles? Who's blowing bubbles?
Lincoln: None of us are.
I then sensed a Clow Card.
Me: A Clow Card is here.
Laney: I can feel it.
Then I got covered in soap and bubbles and they smelled like strawberries and grapes. They were tickling me!
Me: (Laughs) HEY THAT TICKLES!
Kero: Hey it's the Bubbles Card. It was made for cleaning things like dishes, and mostly me.
Lana: I didn't know that.
When they got off me I was sparkling clean and I smelled awesome!
Me: Wow! I'm so clean I can see my reflection in my skin!
Lola: That is what I call squeaky clean! I like this card!
The Bubbles Card revealed it's true form. On its main body, Bubbles appears as a young, mermaid-like little girl wearing a blue gem necklace along with some pearls tied around her bubbly head and turns her blue tail into her blue legs. 泡
Me: Wow! That is a beautiful card. I can't believe she made me this clean. But she has to go home. RETURN TO YOUR POWER CONFINED!
I held out my hand and formed an energy card and it sucked in the Bubbles Card and it was a Clow Card again.
Me: Awesome!
I signed the card.
Later in the living room we were watching one of my favorite movies: Wakko's Wish. It's a movie from Animaniacs, one of my favorite shows that made me laugh a lot.
In the town of Acme Falls within the kingdom of Warnerstock, all the people (including the Mime) live happily together. However, upon the death of their beloved king, Sir William the Good, Warnerstock enters a state of civil war. Taking advantage of the situation, the neighboring kingdom of Ticktockia (a parody of Time Inc. at the time of its merger with Warner Communications) , led by King Salazar the Pushy, takes over Warnerstock, and makes all its people poor and miserable due to overtaxing (also a parody of the formation of Time Warner, now WarnerMedia, owned by telecom conglomerate AT&T). Three orphans, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner, are particularly troubled, as Dot needs an operation. Wakko finds work in another town to pay for it, but Plotz takes his pay – a half penny – from him, lying that it is for taxes.
Wakko, saddened about Dot's illness and finding no other choice, wishes upon a star. A fairy (who calls himself a "Desire Fulfillment Facilitator" or "Pip") falls from the star and explains that Wakko had just chosen the only wishing star in the sky. The star itself [which Rita and Runt witness] falls shortly after in the mountains and the fairy tells Wakko that whoever touches the star first gets one wish. The following morning, the siblings tell the whole town about the star in their excitement, and all rush towards the glow in the mountains. King Salazar finds out about the star, orders Taxman Plotz to stop the Warners from reaching the star alive, and orders his troops to secure it.
Plotz does not stop the Warners from reaching the star at the same time as all the other townsfolk. However, the King's army has already built a military base around the star, and a small ice palace to the side of it, and the townspeople (including Plotz) are all captured and locked up so that the King may have his wish. The Warners hint that the wishing process is not as simple as the king thinks in a desperate bluff. The King captures the Warners and tortures them in outlandish ways, from Mr. Director's terrible singing (Mr. Director being a parody of Jerry Lewis), then a filthy gas station restroom, and lastly Baloney the Dinosaur (who is a parody of Barney the Dinosaur). The Warners tell the King that any wish, which he makes, may have an ironic twist and demonstrate this to his annoyance. He orders the Warners executed, but Dot uses her charms to save them. The Warners escape.
As the King is about to make his wish (for the Warners to leave him alone), the Warners show up, and he tries shooting them himself with a cannon. The cannonball explodes after landing just short of hitting the Warners, injuring Dot from the shock wave of the blast. Wakko seizes his chance to head to the star, and Yakko drops behind, trying to convince Dot that she can make it. Yakko then tells Dot the story of how Dot was born one last time. Dot appears to die, causing the people of Acme Falls to cry in sorrow, along with some of the royal army, who become furious with King Salazar for his cruel nature. As everyone turns on the King (who seemingly appears a little remorseful), Wakko reaches the star. Dot reveals that she had been acting and was not actually injured/dead; the two were buying time for Wakko. Wakko wishes for two half pennies.
Wakko uses the second of these to buy food and "season tickets for the Lakers". The first one pays for Dot's operation, which is revealed to be a plastic surgery to give her a beauty mark. Wakko's first half penny, however, returns prosperity to the town as the butcher, the baker, and the grocer spend the money that they earned, and the people from whom they make purchases in turn do the same.
The hospital finds Yakko, Wakko, and Dot's birth certificates, and reveals they are the heirs to the throne. Their parents, seen for the first (and only) time in a portrait, were the king and queen of Warnerstock. They (literally) boot Salazar out of their palace, and he is attacked by his own dogs. The Warners use their newfound royal authorities to grant the citizens of Acme Falls their wishes - except for the Mime (who is promptly crushed by a safe and Yakko stating, "I don't know about him, but that sure was my wish!"). Yakko then spins the Wheel of Morality, which specifies the moral of the story is "just cheer up and never ever give up hope".
We saw what King Salazar did throughout the movie and it really made our blood boil!
Upon the death of the king, Sir William the Good, Warnerstock enters a state of civil war. Taking advantage of the situation, the neighboring fictional kingdom of Ticktockia (a parody of Time Inc., at the time of its merger with Warner Communications), lead by King Salazar the Pushy, takes over Warnerstock, and makes all its people poor and miserable due to overtaxing.
Three orphans, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner, are particularly troubled, as Dot needs an operation.
Wakko, saddened about Dot's illness, tries wishing upon a star. A fairy (who calls himself a "desire fulfillment facilitator") falls from the star he picks and explains that Wakko had just chosen the only wishing star in the sky. The star itself (which Rita and Runt witness) falls shortly after in the mountains and the fairy tells Wakko that whoever touches the star first gets one wish. The following morning, the siblings tell the whole town about the star in their excitement, which makes them all rush towards the glow in the mountains. King Salazar finds out about the star, orders Taxman Plotz to stop the Warners from reaching the star alive, and orders his troops to head to the star first and secure it. When he learned they escaped, he remarks "Just like their parents, I should've gotten rid of those kids years ago when I had the chance.", hinting that he probably killed their parents during his invasion. As the King approaches the star and is about to make his wish, that the Warners would leave him alone forever, the Warners show up, and he tries shooting them himself with a cannon. He misses, but Dot seems mortally wounded by the force of the explosion created when the cannonball hits the ground. Wakko seizes his chance to head to the star, and Yakko drops behind, trying to convince Dot that she can make it. Yakko then tells Dot the story of how Dot was born one last time, Dot then seemingly dies, causing the people of Acme Falls to cry in sorrow, along with some of the royal army, who become furious with King Salazar for his cruel nature. As everyone turns on the King, Wakko reaches the star. Dot reveals that she had been acting and was not actually injured, while Wakko wishes for two ha'pennies.
They then boot Salazar out of their palace (literally) where he is attacked by his own dogs. It was revealed that he killed Yakko, Wakko and Dot's parents and took the castle and threw the three kids away to the orphanage to be sure to not see them again.
It is unknown what has happened to Salazar afterwards.
When the movie was done we were laughing our heads off and it was so funny!
Me: It was all so funny!
Varie: (Laughs) That was so funny!
Luan: That Salazar really got the Boot! (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it?
Me: (Laughs) Good one!
Eddy: (Laughs) That was funny!
Rachel S.D.: I love Animaniacs! It always makes me laugh every time I watch it!
Me: Me too Rach. But still what King Salazar did really is the worst of the worst.
Lori: He literally disgusts me.
Me: How about we go and show King Salazar what happens when you mess with those that need family?
Everyone: YEAH!
We went to the Simulator and we were gonna head out over to Warnerstock to kill Salazar.
In the Simulator we were getting ready. Nico caught a Chandelure and a Haxorus before we came into the Simulator.
The Simulator activated and we saw the story unfold.
Narrator - Over a century ago, in the foothills of the old river valley, there stood the village of Acme Falls. It was a town filled with happy inhabitants, including the butcher-
Butcher - Hi!
Narrator - The baker-
Baker - Hi!
Narrator - And the candlestick maker-
Candlestick Maker - Hi!
Narrator - And a mime.
Yakko - Well no place is perfect.
Narrator - That's true. But Acme Falls was as close to perfect as possible - except for the mime, that is.
Yakko - Right!
Narrator - Now this village was part of a peace-loving, picturesque little country called Warnerstock, which was ruled by a benevolent king, Sir William the Good. Everyone loved King William. Peace and prosperity covered the land, but then King William passed away and there was a struggle for control of the kingdom. And the struggle ended with Warnerstock being overthrown in a hostile takeover by the nation of Tictockia. Now the new leader of Warnerstock was Salazar the Pushy, a ruthless corporate raider who vowed to rule with a tight fist. But the international community didn't support his regime, and the country's fortunes plummeted.
Additional Voice - [mumbling] We're broke!
Narrator - Salazar's treasury grew dangerously low, so he sent out an edict for the country to start turning a profit or perish. To fill the royal coffers, all cities and towns were to be taxed, and this included Acme Falls. There, the king sent his tax collector, Baron von Plotz, who was taxing to the extreme.
Ralph - Duh, that's right, keep it moving! Please give 'til it hurts! Next!
Plotz - [chewing] Well?
Additional Voice (Old Man) - Forgive me, Baron von Plotz, sir, but I've nothing to pay my taxes with. Why, you've taken my livestock, my land, my home, and left me with nothing to eat!
Plotz - Yes, yes, these are hard times. I can hardly keep the fire burning myself.
Additional Voice (Old Man) - Oof!
Plotz - Next!
Narrator - The baron squeezed the life out of Acme Falls until the once prosperous town was crushed. And so our story begins, in the miserable little village of Acme Falls, with this pathetic band of downtrodden and destitute townsfolk - oh, and a mime, too. And three orphans who live on the street ever since the orphanage shut down; Yakko, Wakko, and Dot.
Yakko (singing) - Some folks say that life is cruel.
Wakko (singing) - At the orphanage they fed us inedible gruel.
Dot (singing) - We slept on beds with springs that hurt.
Yakko (singing) - The faucets had hot and cold running dirt.
Wakko (singing) - The windows were broken, the roof was leaky.
Dot (singing) - The walls were cracked, the floors were creaky.
Yakko (singing) - They shut down the orphanage and now we know-
Warners (singing) - [sigh] Those were the days, we miss it so!
Dot - And ever since then-
Additional Voice (Bass - Singing) - I've been feeling low.
Yakko (singing) - Another subzero morning!
Dot (singing) - And still there's nothing to eat!
Yakko (singing) - My feet couldn't get much colder.
Dot (singing) - Our breath is our main source of heat.
Yakko (singing) - We're so far below the poverty line we're off the graph!
Wakko (singing) - But don't fret, sibs, 'cause things'll get better in time, then you're gonna laugh!
Dot - Ha!
Rita (singing) - Poverty and hunger abound here.
Runt (singing) - Yeah, looks like a city dump!
Dot (singing) - There's only one job to be found here-
Yakko (singing) - The town needs a new speed bump!
Otto (singing) - Acme Falls was a paradise-
Nurse (singing) - Happiest place on earth!
Chorus (singing) - But the tax collector's avarice took us for all we're worth!
Plotz (singing) - My coffers are overflowing!
Additional Voices (Shopkeeper Trio - Singing) - All of our shelves are bare!
Plotz (singing) - My profit margin is growing.
Additional Voices (Shopkeeper Trio - Singing) - We're broke, it seems so unfair!
Chorus (singing) - Life's so lousy we can no longer cope!
Wakko (singing) - You gotta cheer up and never, ever give up hope!
Yakko (singing) - All of the shops are closing.
Dot (singing) - Things couldn't get much worse!
Skippy (singing) - Even my nuts are frozen.
Slappy (singing) - Be careful with that last verse!
Otto (singing) - Hey, step up, and try our elixir - it's good for what hurts!
Nurse (singing) - Whatever ails you, it can fix 'er!
Otto (singing) - And it's great on desserts!
Brain (singing) - Drat, the temperature's falling!
Pinky (singing) - I love when the weather is cool!
Brain (singing) - A new ice age is calling.
Pinky (singing) - Look, I can freeze my drool!
Brain (singing) - I have hopes and dreams of ruling the earth, but here I sit watching Pinky make ice sculptures-
Pinky (singing) - Out of spit! Narf!
Slappy - This old tree is finished!
Skippy (singing) - Our acorn supply's gone too!
Slappy - So for dinner we're having creamed spinach.
Skippy (singing) - All I can say is 'Spew!'
Yakko, Dot (singing) - As a town we're so down, so we mope.
Wakko (singing) - You gotta cheer up and never give up hope!
Chorus (singing) - We can't cope!
Wakko (singing) - You gotta cheer up and never give up hope!
Chorus - Are you a dope?
Wakko - Nope!
Chorus (singing) - Just cheer up and never, ever give up hope, hope, hope, hope, hope! Yeah!
Narrator - And so the folks in Acme Falls hoped through the winter, they hoped through the spring, they hoped through the summer, and they hoped through the fall. But after a year of hoping, hope was running out for poor little Dot, who needed an operation.
Dot - [cough, cough]
Narrator - And while Yakko stayed behind to look after his sister, Wakko went out into the world to seek his fortune.
Yakko, Dot - [cough]
Narrator - And the town waited for Wakko's return. They waited through the winter, they waited through the spring, they waited through the summer, and they waited through the fall. And by the following winter, they were still waiting when a young mouse's fancy turned to romance.
Pinky - Oh, Pharfignewton, Pharfignewton! Wherefore art thou, Pharfignewton?
Pharfignewton - [whinnies]
Pinky - Oh, therefore you art. And lookie! Narf! I brought you a snacky-wacky!
Pharfignewton - [whinnies, slurps]
Pinky - [laughs] Tronsk! Feeding you is like taking a really smelly bath!
Brain - Pinky, I need you!
Pinky - [gasps] Pharfignewton, I didn't know you could talk.
Brain - Pinky, stop this foolishness.
Pinky - You know, Pharfignewton, you sound an little like Brain- oof! [laughs] Oh, and you bop like Brain, too! Brain, hehe, we were just talking about you.
Brain - I knew I would find you out here wasting time with this horse. Come!
Pinky - but Pharfignewton and I have pledged our hearts to each other!
Brain - Pinky, that is a horse. You are a mouse.
Pinky - Oh Brain, don't be so intolerant! Why can't the horses and the mice live together in harmony along with the fairies and the wood sprites and the bean sprouts?
Brain - I stand corrected, Pinky. That is a horse. You are an imbecile.
Pinky - Thank you.
Brain - Now come. We must prepare for tonight.
Pinky - Why? What are we going to do tonight?
Brain - Guess.
Pinky - Try to take over the world?
Brain - Bingo!
Pinky - Egad, I love bingo! Narf! It's so much more fun than trying to take over- oof! [laughs]
Yakko - [light snores]
Dot - Hm?
Yakko - Huh?
Nurse - [gasps]
Slappy, Skippy - Huh?
Ralph - [muches]
Yakko, Dot - [gasp]
Yakko (singing) - Oh-ho the train bringing Wakko is a-rollin' down the track!
Dot (singing) - I'm sure that is train my brother's on!
Chorus (singing) - Wakko went to see the world and now he's coming back!
Dot (singing) - I've missed him every day that he's been gone.
Minerva (singing) - He went to seek his fortune and now he's returned.
Rita (singing) - Bringing back the treasures of everything he's learned.
Dot (singing) - Oh-ho the train with my brother is a-comin' closer!
Chorus (singing) - Bearing Wakko down the track-o, back home! Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug! Wakko - Hi!
Chorus - Hooray!
Wakko - My friends of Acme Falls! I give you my fortune - a ha'penny!
Additional Voices (Female Trio - Singing) - **Root is B flat above middle C. The chord is major. If it helps, think 'do-mi-sol'.**
Ralph - Duh, huh.
Nurse - A ha'penny?
Yakko - It's real!
Otto - He has a whole ha'penny!
Chorus - [cheers]
Wakko (singing) - I've got a ha'penny today!
Yakko, Dot (singing) - He's got a ha'penny, hooray!
Otto (singing) - How did you do it?
Wakko (singing) - All work and no play.
Dot (singing) - He chopped wood.
Yakko (singing) - He chopped suey.
Wakko (singing) - I pitched horse shoes and hay.
Yakko (singing) - He milks jokes and cows for his fee.
Wakko (singing) - It was more than I thought it would be.
Chorus (singing) - An entire full year's salary!
Wakko (singing) - And now I've got a ha'penny!
Chorus (singing) - He's got a ha'penny today! He's got a ha'penny, hooray!
Yakko, Dot (singing) - All those days of hard work and here's your reward!
Wakko (singing) - Now there's nothing in this world that I can't afford!
Dot (singing) - You can buy any toys you pick!
Yakko (singing) - And eat candy until you're sick!
Additional Voice (Chef - Singing) - Plus a gourmet meal for monsieur!
Yakko, Dot (singing) And still you'd never be poor!
Chorus (singing) - Because he's got a ha'penny today! He's got a ha'penny hooray!
Wakko (singing) - Our water tower shanty we can finally repair. I can even buy my brother some new underwear. It's like I won the lottery!
Chorus (singing) - Because he's got a ha'penny!
Wakko - I'll buy burgers at the butcher's and blintzes and the baker's, groceries at the grocer's, season tickets for the Lakers!
Otto - You can buy my new elixir!
Warners - Blech!
Nurse - You can buy it by the bucket!
Dot - There's just one little problem.
Yakko - It's lousy, you should chuck it!
Wakko (singing) - It's so to believe it really happened to me, I'm going shopping with my ha'penny!
Chorus (singing) - He's going shopping with his ha'penny!
Ralph - Duh, newses from the village to report, sir!
Plotz - What is it?
Ralph - Duh, seems that one of the townsfolks is happy.
Plotz - What do you mean?
Ralph - Wakko's Warner's has come into the possession of a ha'penny.
Plotz - Ka-ching.
Chorus (singing) - [cheers] He's got a ha'penny today! He's got a ha'penny hooray! With it he could buy himself a tropical cruise!
Wakko (singing) - But first there's one important thing that I have to choose. My sister has been ailing quite a lot.
Yakko (singing) - We don't exactly know what she has got.
Chorus (singing) - You plan to spend your ha'penny on what?
Wakko (singing) - An operation to save my sister Dot!
Chorus (singing) - To cure whatever problem she's got! An operation to save his sister Dot!
Wakko (singing) - It's a present to her from me all because I've a got a ha'penny.
Chorus (singing) - Because he's got a ha'penny! In the village that's called Acme, he's going shopping! So let's get hopping! He's going shopping with his ha'penny! [cheer]
Plotz - And we're all thrilled for your good fortune. Now, about your taxes.
In the Control room we saw our moment!
Me: Now!
We rushed in and everyone saw a portal emerge and out came a massive fiery explosion and a Phoenix Cry was heard and we came out and landed in front of the townsfolk.
Plotz: Who are you!?
Me: Your worst nightmare!
Stacy then turned into Shredgirl! Her skin turned pink, her mouth grew wider and she grew a sawblade out of her forehead and her hair fell out and her teeth turned into razors and she became Shredgirl!
Qin: Wow! So this is you when you become Shredgirl!?
Shredgirl: Yep.
Then Shredgirl chomped on Baron Von Plotz's butt and he screamed like a little girl as she bit his whole butt clean off!
I grabbed Baron Von Plotz by his shirt.
Me: Listen here you little fat freak! You better give these people back everything they own and all their money or that butt chomp will be the least of your worries!
Baron Von Plotz: And what if I don't?
Me: Then I will slash off your whole head and kill you!
Plotz: (Scared) You wouldn't!
Me: Oh wouldn't I?
I held up a dagger to his neck and began cutting it slowly from the left side.
Nico: You better do what he says if you want to keep your head.
Plotz was so scared that he peed his pants!
Plotz: Okay okay okay!
Me: Good.
Baron Von Plotz did as I told him and all of Acme Acres was getting back to normal.
Spiderman: (to the citizens of Warnerstock) Folks, kiss your troubles goodbye. Because we're getting rid of taxes!
Everyone cheered wildly.
Me: Now for the fun part. Citizens of Acme Falls. We apologize for arriving so suddenly. We are Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Yakko: Oh wow! You guys are awesome legends!
Wakko: You all are an amazing force for good!
Dot: Yeah! (Cough)
Me: That's right. We came here to help you all and kill King Salazar.
Otto Scratchansniff: (Austrian Accent) How can you do that?
Me: We can help you all. But first lets get all your lives back.
Laney: And if any of King Salazar's men come we'll blast them.
Hello Nurse: We are grateful you all came.
Me: Thanks Hello Nurse. And you and Minerva Mink are the hottest girls ever here.
Hello Nurse: (Giggles and Blushes) Why thank you.
Minerva: You are a charmer J.D.
Wakko: So how are we going to kill King Salazar?
Me: We'll figure something out later. But first we got to help out Dot.
Later that night we went to the reopened orphanage and Hello Nurse and Ratchet looked her over.
Hello Nurse: Sorry, guys. But Dot's not getting any better.
Me: Oh man.
Wakko: Darn it! If only there was some way to help Dot!
Laney: I have an idea.
Laney got down on her knees and prayed. She prayed to the Wishing Star in latin and then a blinding light was seen and we saw a meteor crash in the mountains!
Me: There it is! Lets get to the Wishing Star first thing in the morning.
Later in the morning we got ready.
Me: Here we go guys. We have to make sure that King Salazar never gets to the Wishing Star. We have to make sure that Wakko Warner gets to the Star first.
Lori: Right!
Naruto: This is gonna be so awesome!
Lola: Oh yeah!
Warners [singing] - We're leaving Acme Falls to find the wishing star! We're heading off to seek our dream come true! It's waiting right out there, the answer to our prayer.
Wakko [singing] - A wish for free!
Yakko, Dot [singing] - Hey, you might be a multimillionaire!
Warners [singing] - That's why we're off to seek our destiny together!
Yakko [singing] - It's one for all!
Wakko [singing] - And all for one!
Dot [singing] - Times three!
Warners [singing] - Who cares about the stuff we lack? We're on our way and we won't be back-
Wakko [singing] - Until we find that star!
Dot - Gee, it looks kinda far!
Yakko [singing] - Too bad we don't have a car!
Warners [singing] - Oh, what the hey, we're on our way to find the wishing star! We're leaving Acme Falls to find the wishing star! And when we do our troubles are gonna be through. It's just around the bend, it's where the mountains end. We're packing our load, we're hitting the road, let's sing it together again, hey, hey! We wanna be the first to touch the wishing star! We're northward bound, we're leaving town today!
Yakko [singing] - We're taking a stand!
Wakko [singing] - We're making a vow!
Dot [singing] - This is the place-
Warners [singing] - The moment is now! We, Yakko, Wakko and Dot! We're giving it all we got!
Dot [singing] - We're coming so ready or not!
Warners [singing] - Today's the day, we're on our way to find the wishing star!
This section spoken in rhythm*
Otto - Hey, what's up, what's all the noise?
Additional Voices (Candlestick Maker) - The Warner girl and the Warner boys!
Additional Voices (Chef) - They're gather round in the village square.
Additional Voices (Candlestick Maker) - They say there's something way out there!
Minerva - Something weird and something strange!
Additional Voices (Three Village Men) - Beyond the farthest mountain range!
Otto - What are you saying?
Nurse - What do you mean?
Chorus - It's something no one's ever seen!
Rita - What's the story?
Runt - What's the fuss?
Yakko - We're about to leave, and that's because-
Dot - We're on our way to the wishing star!
Otto - The wishing star?
Nurse - The wishing star?
Brain - What is that?
Pinky - Haven't you heard?
Brain - There's no such thing, it's too absurd!
Slappy - What's the story?
Skippy - What's the dish?
Wakko - Touch the star and you get one wish!
Otto - You get one wish if you touch the star?
Slappy - Where's it at?
Skippy - Is it way out far?
Dot - It could well be, but we just don't know.
Yakko - We'll soon find out, 'cause we're going to go-
Warners [singing] - To the wishing star!
Chorus [singing] - To the wishing star!
Warners [singing] - It's something weird and so bizarre, it fell to earth from way up far!
Chorus [singing] - They're on their way to the wishing star!
Warners [singing] - The wishing star! Oh yes, we are! On our way, so we'll say "Bonsoir!" Ciao, you guys, and au revoir! Now we're off to the wishing star!
Chorus [singing] - Yes, it's true! The Warners are! On their way to the wishing star!
Otto [singing] - They'll be rich as a king or czar!
Chorus [singing] - When they get their wish from the wishing star!
Wakko [singing] - I looked up in the sky last night and all the stars were shining bright, and I wished I may and I wished I might just have the wish I wished last night!
Chorus [singing] - He looked up in the sky so bright and he saw the stars up in the night, and he wished he may and he wished he might have the wish that he wished last night!
Wakko [singing] - Then right there before my eyes I saw a light up in the skies, the wishing star lit up the night and then exploded really bright! It fell to earth and it came on down in a great big piece that hit the ground. And then some fairy said to me, "Whoever gets there first, you see, just touch the star, that's all you do, and then you get your wish come true!"
Chorus - Touch the star, that's all you do and then you get your wish come true!
Rhythmic speaking ends*
Otto [singing] - Wait, now. Let me get this straight, now. You mean whoever gets there first can have a wish all to himself?
Rita [singing] - We have to go now, because we know now, that if I'm the first to touch the star that wish belongs to me!
Slappy, Skippy [singing] - We've got to run now, before they're done now, so we can get a big head start and beat the others to the punch!
Ralph [singing] - I can't be slow now!
Additional Voices (Three Village Men - Singing) - We have to go now!
Minerva [singing] - And I have got to get there first because-
Chorus - That wish belongs to me!
Otto - Belongs to me!
Slappy - Belongs to me!
Nurse - Belongs to me!
Skippy - Belongs to me!
Rita - Belongs to me!
Runt - Me!
Warners - Me!
Chicken Boo - Ba-caw!
Plotz - It all belongs to me! Let's roll!
Ralph - Duh, hyah!
Otto [singing] - We're on our way to the wishing star, it could be near or it could be far!
Warners [singing] - But we're gonna get there first, you see, the one who gets there first will be in a super wagon, wrapped and bowed, then on the snow it's gonna blow! It has a sail, it's like a sleigh. Look out world, we're on our way!
Otto [singing] - Pharfignewton, come on, scurry!
Nurse [singing] - Time to go, we've got to hurry!
Pinky [singing] - Farewell to my life-long mate!
Brain [singing] - Pinky needs a mousie date.
Cast [singing] - On the road, can't stop us now, through the town the oxen plough!
Plotz [singing] - Clear the way, you stupid mime!
Chorus [singing] - He gets trampled all the time.
Warners [singing] - It's over hill and over dale, sailing down the snowy trail.
Slappy [singing] - Through the trees is plenty quick.
Skippy [singing] - We can go by pogo stick.
Brain [singing] - Pinky, are you pondering exactly what I'm pondering?
Pinky [singing] - I think so, Brain, but just how will we get the weasel to hold still?
Brain [singing] - No, that wish is all we need, our plan could finally succeed!
Warners [singing] - Onwards through the snow and drifts, onwards towards the mountain cliffs.
Plotz [singing] - The one who findsthat wishing star will soon be eating caviar.
Otto [singing] - Und that my friend is going to be no one else except for me!
Rita [singing] - 'Cause this is definitely gonna be our golden opportunity!
Three Village Men - Singing - We're going to get that wish, you see.
Additional Voices (Minerva, Butcher, Candlestick Maker - Singing) - The star belongs to me!
Additional Voices (Three Village Men - Singing) - No, no, the star belongs to me!
Additional Voices (Minerva, Butcher, Candlestick Maker - Singing) - No, no, the star belongs to me!
Otto, Nurse - To me!
Slappy, Skippy - To me!
Rita, Runt - To me!
Chorus - To me!
We were off!
Warners - I've got to get to the wishing star!
Otto, Nurse - I gotta get to the wishing star!
Rita, Runt - I hope it's near and not too far!
Chorus - Gotta be first to the wishing star!
Pinky [singing] - Here we are. My love and all the rest have gone to find the wishing star.
Brain [singing] - You'll find that they won't get too far, for we will get there first.
Pinky - Oh, well that's different then, isn't it? Tronsk!
Chorus [singing] - I've got to get to the wishing star, we're doing really good so far!
Plotz - Out of my way, whoever you are!
Chorus - I'm gonna get to the wishing star!
Otto - Wishing!
Nurse - Wishing!
Rita - Wishing!
Runt - Wishing!
Slappy - Wishing!
Skippy - Wishing!
Additional Voices (Minerva, Butcher, Candlestick Maker) - Wishing!
Additional Voices (Three Village Men) - Wishing!
Pinky - Wishing!
Brain - Wishing!
Plotz - Wishing!
Ralph - Wishing!
Dot - Wishing!
Wakko - Wishing!
Yakko - Wishing!
Warners [singing] - The wishing!
Chorus [singing] - The wishing...star!
We continued on. Maria and Carmen were flying and they saw Pinky and The Brain flying on a Renaissance Era flying machine.
Carmen: (sees Pinky and Brain) Think we should...
Maria: Don't worry about them, sis. They're only annoyances at best. In fact, when we face them in the future, we'll just make them our archenemies. Just like how me and Lily have the Alternate Krabs as an archenemy.
Carmen: Good idea.
We were flying and we were in a falcon formation and we were watching from the sky and we saw King Salazar taking the fastest route to the Wishing Star: Train.
Me: Oh no you don't!
I fired an energy blast and blew the tracks apart at where they go into the mountains!
We were going over the mountains and more and we were making sure that Baron Von Plotz never gets to the Warner's by blasting his wagon with energy and fire blasts as well as elemental powers.
We blasted his wagon apart. We then got to the star and it was beautiful. It was a small star as big as a skyscraper and it was as bright as the Sun.
Me: Wow!
Wakko: It's beautiful!
Me: It sure is. Go touch it Wakko. It's what you would've done.
Laney: Go for it.
King Salazar then appeared and he was infuriated!
King Salazar: Not so fast!
We saw him.
King Salazar: Give me the wishing star or you're all dead!
Me: Not gonna happen you fucked up tyrant!
Kevin Levin: (absorbs the ground) Neither of those is gonna happen!
Me: You are also the monster that murdered Yakko, Wakko and Dot's parents! You killed King William the Good in Cold Blood and plunged this whole country into absolute chaos!
King Salazar: And I would do it again! This land is mine and I will not stop until those brats are dead!
Lana: You are a monster Salazar!
Nico: Salazar the Pushy, you have failed this universe!
Me: You are a fucked up monster Salazar! You make me sick just looking at you! Now we're going to avenge King William and give the Warner's their rightful place on the throne! Lets take him down!
We went at him and I kicked King Salazar in the face and punched him in the stomach.
Nico punched him in the face and knocked out his teeth.
Lincoln and Linka fired powerful blasts of lightning and electrocuted him!
Edzilla: (tail whips Salazar's men) ED SMASH PUNY KING!
I kicked him in the face and knocked him down.
He got up.
Me: You destroyed so many lives and made so many people miserable! You are a monster that has absolutely no regard for the value of human life!
Lori: And you will literally never be welcome as king anywhere!
Luna: You make me sick dude!
Luan: I'm so mad I can't even think of a joke!
Me: Even Rush Limbaugh is much more sane than you! Lets take him down with combos and Final Smashes!
Ratchet: Lets! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his laser scalpels and arc welders 100-fold to weapon levels.
Iris: Time for some dragon power Axew! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into Iris's right arm and it enhanced her Axew's abilities 100-fold.
Iris: Axew, use Dragon Rage!
Ratchet and Iris: LASER DRAGON FIRESTORM!
Ratcher fired a laser blast from his laser scalpel and Axew fired a powerful blast of blue energy from his mouth that turned into a powerful dragon and the blasts combined and they hit Salazar and exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Shockwave: Lets do this! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Decepticon Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his Electromagnetic Spectral Gun 100-fold.
Ember McClain: Lets do it! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into her right arm and it enhanced her guitar's ghost powers 100-fold.
Shockwave and Ember McClain: ULTRAVIOLET FIRESTORM BURST!
Shockwave fired a powerful blast of ultraviolet fire and Ember McClain fired a powerful blast of fire waves and they combined and hit Salazar and exploded!
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Me: Final Smash Time!
Hello Nurse: Lets do it! FIRESTORM KISS OF PAIN!
Hello Nurse blew a deadly kiss made of pure fire from her lips and it slammed into him and burned him bad!
Wakko: Lets see you like this! (Drinks a Soda) HYPERSONIC MEGABELCH SURPRISE!
BBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The belch he released was so loud that it blew Salazar into a rock and he crashed into it with Devastating force!
CRASH!
Me: Now it's time for Wakko to make his wish.
He went to the Wishing Star and touched it and it glowed.
Pip - Nice job, Wakko! You've done well. The power of the wishing star is yours. At the sound of the tone, please make any wish you desire.
Wakko - Ok, here goes. I wish for...
Chorus - [gasps]
Wakko - Not one, but two ha'pennies!
Yakko - They're real!
Chorus - [cheers]
Salazar - No. No. [sobs]
Chorus (singing) - He's got two ha'pennies today! He's got two ha'pennies hooray! No more worries or cares, while it may sound cliché, it's the answer to our prayers and no more taxes to pay! Now it's back to the town of Acme to go shopping with his whole penny!
Narrator - And, as it turned out, Wakko had made the perfect wish, because with one of his ha'pennies he paid for his sister's long overdue operation.
Otto - It was a complete success!
Yakko, Wakko - Yay! Hooray!
Plotz - What was the operation for, anyway?
Otto - Plastic surgery, to implant a beauty mark on her cheek.
Dot - I call it a cutie mark. Cindy Crawford, eat your heart out! So, do I look cuter now?
Captain - Your cuteness is like, out of control, man! It's perfect!
Dot - Perfect, huh? [yawns] Well, I suppose that'll have to do.
Lola: You are beyond cute now Dot.
Dot: Thanks Lola.
Narrator - And with the ha'penny he earned with Dot's operation, Dr. Scratchansniff bought all the ingredients for his new elixir, which was mixed together by his crack team of beverage technologists.
Rita - More sugar?
Runt - [slurps][smacks lips] Yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely more sugar.
Narrator - At the same time, Hello Nurse came up with a new bottle design- one with a slightly more attractive shape.
Nurse - It just came to me- from who knows where.
Yakko, Wakko - Hello Nurse!
Narrator - Then they put their formula to the ultimate taste test.
Otto - Well?
Wakko - [belches]
The burp was so loud that it shattered all the glass. Including Lisa and Dr. Scratchansniff's glasses
Yakko - That's a big thumbs-up!
Narrator - So while they went off to market with their new drink, Wakko went to town with his other ha'penny and he bought-
Wakko - Burgers at the butcher's, blintzes at the baker's! Groceries at the grocer's, season tickets for the Lakers!
A man got hit with a basketball and was knocked out and Wakko honked an air horn.
Narrator - That ha'penny exchanged hands all over town and everyone prospered, including the butcher-
Additional Voices (Butcher) - Hi!
Narrator - The baker-
Additional Voices (Baker) - Hi!
Narrator - And the candlestick maker.
Additional Voices (Candlestick Maker) - Hi!
Narrator - And a mime.
Yakko - Like we said, no place is perfect!
Narrator - But Acme Falls was as close to perfect as possible. And thanks to Wakko's wish, other wishes came true as well. With the spring thaw, Slappy's tree came back to life.
Slappy - Ah, sweet bliss.
Skippy - [laughs]
Additional Voices (Squirrel Boy) - [laughs]
Narrator - And Skippy's social life warmed up considerably.
Additional Voices (Squirrel Girl) - [sighs and giggles]
Skippy - Huh? Squirrel chicks, yowza! Duh. Yeah!
Slappy - He used to like nuts, now he's discovered dates.
Narrator - Buttons returned Mindy to her home.
Buttons - [sighs]
Mindy's Mother - Mindy, darling, you're back! You're safe! Oh, thank goodness!
Mindy - Hi, Mom!
Mindy's Mother - Mindy, you called me Mom! You called me Mom! It's a miracle!
Narrator - And Buttons received his wish- to be rewarded for his loyalty.
He was given a plate full of steaks.
Buttons - [sighs][munches]
Narrator - Rita and Runt's wish came true, too.
Rita - [yawns] Life is good.
Runt - Yeah, good. Definitely, definitely good.
Narrator - They found a happy home with Dr Scratchansniff, whose elixir was renamed Scratchy Cola and was a huge success thanks to the corporation's savvy CEO.
Yakko, Wakko - Hello Nurse!
Narrator - Who was finally appreciated for her figuring, and not just her figure. Baron von Plotz achieved his wish, too; to be king.
Plotz - Burgermeister King, that is! May I take your order, please?
Narrator - He opened a chain of fast food restaurants that sell Scratchy Cola and Baron von Plotz Burgers.
And they are really tasty too.
Plotz - You want fries with that?
Narrator - And Ralph, who ultimately wanted to direct, got his wish, too. He's directing traffic in the village of Acme Falls.
Ralph - Duh, it's my dream come true.
Additional Voices (Angry Drivers) - [yelling]
Narrator - Even the pigeons, who wanted a little respect, got their wish.
Additional Voices (Candlestick Maker) - There they are!
Additional Voices (A Village Man) - Our heroes!
Minerva - Those three are the best!
Pesto - Finally, people are looking up to us!
Narrator - As for Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, they wound up with more than they'd ever dreamed. The hospital tracked down their birth certificates which proved the Warners to be of royal heritage.
Dot - Works for me!
Narrator - In fact, their parents had been the king and queen of Warnerstock, making Yakko, Wakko, and Dot the heirs to the throne.
Wakko - Faboo!
Narrator - It seems that when Salazar took control of the nation, he sent the royal Warner orphans into exile, never expecting to see them again.
Wakko - Ha! Fooled ya, didn't we?
Eddy: I have an idea on what to do with Salazar.
10 minutes later...
Salazar was tied up wearing only his underwear.
Eddy: Step right up, folks. And join for free in throwing rotten tomatoes at Salazar!
Everyone threw rotten tomatoes at him.
Narrator - So King Salazar was officially booted out, and the Warners became co-rulers of the kingdom. As for Pinky, he was appointed royal stablemouse so he could stay close to Pharfignewton.
Pinky - [singing a tune]
Narrator - His job was given to him by the Warners' most trusted advisor- Prime Minister Brain.
Brain - Yes! Come, Pinky. We must prepare for tomorrow night.
Pinky - Gee Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
Brain - The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Plan for the sequel when we'll try to take over the kingdom and the world!
Chorus (singing) - They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
Narrator - So in the end, everyone in Acme Falls got his or her wish. (Mime gets hit with a safe) Except for the mime, that is.
Yakko - Ehhhh, I dunno about him, but that sure was my wish.
Chorus (singing) - The good old days were a bummer, our town was a total dive! But now every day's like summer, it feels great to be alive! To state our message with greater clarity we now spin the Wheel of Morality!
Chorus - Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!
Yakko - And the moral of our story is-
Chorus (singing) - When you're blue, buy a clue, try not to mope! You gotta cheer up and never give up hope! Don't be a dope. Just cheer up and never give up hope- try to cope! Just cheer up and never, ever give up hope, hope, hope, hope, hope!
After we beat King Salazar we killed him by having Edzilla eat him. But Edzilla threw up his guts because of the taste Salazar had. He tasted like puke. Probably because he was pelted with rotten tomatoes. We then decided to move Acme Falls to Gotham Royal York. We then had Pinky and The Brain kept under our watchful eyes to make sure that they don't take over the world or else.
Wakko: (To the Viewers) As long as hope exists, anything can happen if you believe.
Me: You got that right Wakko.
Yakko: Thank you so much for helping us all J.D.
Me: Any time Yakko. We love Animaniacs and you guys make us laugh so hard to the point where we split our sides.
Lola: That's right and Dot don't you stop being cute!
Dot: Count on it Lola.
Me: Just be careful around the Warner Bros. Studio in Los Angeles, California. But you guys are big stars in everyone's hearts.
Wakko: Aw. Thanks J.D.
Me: Oh and Dot if anyone calls you Dottie, kill them.
We laughed.
THE END
Another Awesome chapter complete and another bad king dead.
Animaniacs Wakko's Wish was so funny! I loved watching that movie back when I was a kid. Animaniacs was so funny from September 13th, 1993 to November 14th, 1998. It was so funny! I love how they used all references and more! The Pesto Rants are from the Animaniacs series. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man as usual. Let me know what you all think. Next Card is the Maze Card.
See you all next time.