Captain Underpants And Team Loud Phoenix Storm And The Treacherous Plot Of The Cafeteria Worker That Serves Bad Food
At the Team Loud Phoenix Storm Estate, everyone was rooting on Horsea, Poromon, Poliwag, and Manaphy as they were playing checkers against each other.
Maria: C'mon, Horsea! You can do it!
May: C'mon, Manaphy! Mama and Beautifly believe in you!
There were two black pieces and a bunch of red pieces.
Manaphy claimed the last two pieces and she won.
Manaphy: YES!
They cheered.
Horsea: Good game Manaphy.
I was in Sakura's room.
Me: How are you feeling Sakura?
Sakura Avalon: I'm still sore. The Shot Card really did a number on me.
Me: It sure did. But it was an accident.
Sakura Avalon: I know.
Me: Nico and Qin are getting more potions from the Radiant Garden to help you heal faster. Sora ran out of Potions and they went to get some more.
Sakura Avalon: Okay. I hope they will help me.
Me: They will. So far we caught 28 Clow Cards. We're half way finished.
Sakura Avalon: I know. But you are doing great J.D.
Me: Thanks. I got to go into town to pick up some food.
Kero: Don't forget to get me some cake.
Me: You have a tremendous love of cake huh Kero?
Kero: I sure do.
Me: I'll be back later.
I went into town.
I went to the store and I bought a slice of cake and then I sensed a Clow Card.
Me: A Clow Card is here.
I then saw the strangest sight! It was SAKURA up and about and she was in the store!? What the Fuck!
Me: What the!? Sakura?
I saw her smash a display of boxes of cereal and she ran off.
Me: That is not Sakura.
I ran after her and cut her off.
Me: You are not Sakura Avalon! You're a Clow Card. Wait a second. I know you. You're the Mirror Card!
In a Blinding flash of light she revealed her true form. It was the Mirror Card! 鏡 Mirror appears as a young girl with a circular mirror in hand, her hair is parted with two tails tied in front. A smaller mirror rests on her forehead, but in the anime, this is replaced by a diamond-like symbol. The Mirror wears a lengthy, Chinese style dress which usually obscures her feet, underneath she wears a pair of baggy pants and thin slippers. The Mirror appears to possess "wings" which are shards of glass protruding from her back.
Me: Wow.
Mirror Card: I'm sorry.
Me: I forgive you. RETURN TO YOUR POWER CONFINED!
I held out my hand and formed an energy card and it sucked in the Mirror Card and it turned into a Clow Card. It was mine.
Me: Got it.
I resumed my shopping after signing it and paid for my groceries.
In space, the Gummiship was heading to the Radiant Garden.
Kup: Why are we heading to Radiant Garden again?
Sora: Because I ran out of potions for healing. So I need to go to Radiant Garden to buy some more.
Nico: We have to also heal Sakura's leg.
Qin: Sakura really took a nasty one to her leg.
Nico: I know. The Shot Card really did a number on her leg.
Kup: Poor girl.
Nico: But it's not her fault. It was all an accident.
Qin: I know.
Sora: We're here guys.
They landed in the Radiant Garden.
Qin: So this is Radiant Garden?
Cheetah: It looks amazing, doesn't it?
Qin: It sure does.
They were walking around and they saw that it was mostly fully reconstructed.
Nico: It sure has changed the last time we were here.
Qin: I remember that.
They were at a shop.
Swindle: Excuse me. My friend here ran out of potions. Can he have some more?
They were surprised to see Dewey at the shop.
Dewey: Sure.
Nico: Hey Dewey.
Dewey: Oh hey guys.
Sora: So you are the shopowner.
Dewey: Yep.
Nico: How are your brothers doing?
Dewey: Been doing great.
They bought 99 potions for Sora.
Back at the estate I was talking to Tory.
Tory: So the Mirror Card looked like Sakura again?
Me: Yeah. I can tell that it was the Clow Card you've had an encounter with before.
Tory: Yeah. It was. How's Sakura doing?
Me: Her leg is in really bad shape. But Nico and Sora are heading to the Radiant Garden to get more potions to heal her.
Tory: Okay.
Nico: We're back!
Me: Coming down!
I went to him. Sakura was given the potion and she was amazed when she was fully healed!
Sakura Avalon: Wow! I feel better than ever!
Me: Those potions really help out a lot.
Sakura Avalon: They sure do.
Sakura slammed the cast onto the floor and it shattered and her leg was better than ever.
Me: Wow! You are strong Sakura.
Sakura Avalon: I got my athletic Skills from dad. And it's how I'm so talented.
Me: I believe it.
At school we were having lunch in the cafeteria.
Me: Hey George I heard you tried growing avocado trees.
George B.: Yep. But that was a boring time. It was called Avocad-grow.
Captain Underpants Narrator: Yes, Avocad-grow, the annual avocado growing contest. Generally considered one of the most boring contests in existence, except for the prize.
Harold H.: But the prize was good. The winner gets an all you can eat lunch of anything you want.
Me: Wow! That's a great prize.
Lori: That is literally a great prize.
Laney: Why is it so boring?
Me: Well I think I know the reason. Avocados take a long time to grow and they need the right conditions for that to happen.
Lincoln: How long does it usually take for them to grow?
Me: 8 to 15 years.
Harold H.: 8 to 15 years!?
George B.: That's a long time.
Me: Yeah and you need the right conditions for them to grow. Usually right around Florida, Mexico, Central America or South America.
Lana: So tropical climates.
Me: Yep.
Mr. Krupp: I love guacamole a lot and it's really good. But I can't believe I let a boring contest like that get to me.
Nico: I know. I like guacamole too and it's good.
?: Soon you will be pounded into Guacamole!
We turned and we saw the former lunch lady of Jerome Horwitz Elementary: MISS CREANT!
Krupp: Miss Creant?!
Creant: Miss me, traitor?!
Me: Another disgraced teacher here to get revenge?
Creant: That's right. And it was because of those brats that I lost my job and the school was closed down! (Points to George and Harold)
Me: That school was a nightmare to kids! It was a menace to all kids everywhere.
Nico: It should've never been made a school at all!
Creant: Then you will be eaten by my children!
Then she pulled out a pot and she made a bunch of food minions!
Numbuh Two: Food minions? I hope they're as tasty as Stuffum's was!
Lola: Lets hope so too Hoagie.
Qin: Who is Stuffum?
Nico: She was one of the villains that the Kids Next Door faced. She was a fat old lady that force feeds kids her disgusting food to kids so that they will become fat and unable to move. She believes that it would not get them in trouble.
Qin: That's torture!
Numbuh 2: Her food may be disgusting. But it was tasty.
Lola: It sure was.
Qin: What kind of food did she have?
Nico: She had an army of living food of many kinds. It's a really long list.
Qin: Wow.
Me: I'm getting hungry.
Lynn: Me too.
Nico: Creant, you aren't the only one that has an army of food minions!
Nico held out his hands and formed a bunch of minions of food! It was the army of Gramma Stuffum!
Qin: Wow!
Lola: You made Gramma Stuffum's army of food?
Nico: Yep. When you killed her I got her powers.
Me: TIME TO FIGHT FOOD WITH FOOD!
We went at Creant and her food Minions and it was turning into the biggest food fight of them all!
We were chomping, biting, gulping and gorging on all the food minions and eating them.
Lynn: (eats a spicy food minion) Tasty. But it needs salt.
Nico and Laney ate a bunch of spicy food minions and belched out a lot of fire and burned some of the minions.
Me: Barbecued chicken and beef. My favorites.
I ate all the burned minions.
Some vegetable minions went at Jared.
Jared: How did she know that I am a vegetarian?
Jared ate all the vegetable minions and they were good.
Jared: (Gulp) Yummy.
Lola ate some pie and candy.
Lola then went on a roadrunner sugar rush!
She was running really fast like a race car and more. She was gobbling up more minions than anyone else can count.
Lana ate a bunch of minions and more.
Lana: (BURPS) What a meal.
George B.: Lets show her some underpants power Mr. Krupp! (Snaps Fingers)
Mr. Krupp turned into CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS.
Captain Underpants: TRA-LA-LA! Whoa. We got a lot of mess to work with.
Captain Underpants fired a massive fart at Miss Creant and it smelled horrible.
Nico: Hey Creant! Check out what else my food minions can do.
Nico sent them out and when they got close they exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! SPLAT!
It was a mess!
Me: Wow! Kamikaze Food Minions. Awesome!
Qin: That was so cool!
May: It sure was.
Me: Lets show them some teamwork!
Swindle: You got it boss! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Decepticon Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his Gyro Gun 100-fold.
Cheetah: Lets do it! EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into Cheetah's right arm device and it enhanced her speed, strength and claws 100-fold.
Swindle and Cheetah: SUPERSONIC VERTIGO SLASHSTORM!
Swindle fired his Gyro Gun and it made a bunch of food minions extremely dizzy and Cheetah slashed them all apart and killed them and ate them.
Kup: Time for some action! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his Hydrochloric Acid Gun 100-fold.
May: Lets do it Beautifly! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into her right arm device and it enhanced her Beautifly's abilities 100-fold.
May: Beautifly, use Air Cutter!
Kup and May: ACID BLADE WIND!
Kup fired a massive blast of Hydrochloric Acid and May's Beautifly fired a powerful blade wind and the blasts combined and slashed and melted a bunch of food minions.
Then a roar was heard and we saw MEATMAN!
He was a one-time villain to Lazlo, Clam, and Raj in the episode "Meat Man," who was once a small, lifeless action figure that Lazlo had made out of an unidentified meat luncheon served to them by an irritated Chef McMuesli as a punishment for mocking him. He was first intended to amuse the boys, but as they grew bored with him, he was eventually ignored altogether and later became a sentient meat, and ever menacing shape-shifting being who was angered by their neglect and mistreatment; tormenting and battling with Lazlo, Clam, and Raj, and this culminated into him almost eating Lazlo alive. However, before the deed is done, the screen fades to black and that entire experience turns out to be a ghost story told by Lazlo to the other Bean Scouts over a campfire. Lazlo claims that they had defeated and vanquished the creature; however, at the end of the episode it's been eerily implied that Meatman won the battle and ate Lazlo, Clam, and Raj alive, morphing and posing as them in order to deceive and fool the other campers, which he is ready to devour all of them as well.
Lazlo: IT'S MEATMAN!
Me: What is he made with?
Lori: Looks like mystery meat.
Raj: (India Accent) It's true. He's made entirely out of mystery meat.
Meatman: NOW I'M GOING TO ENJOY EATING ALL OF YOU FOR LUNCH!
Nico: Come and try it!
Nico fired a powerful blast of fire and burned the mystery meatman into ash.
When all the food minions were destroyed and eaten, we set our sights on Miss Creant.
Me: Now it's your turn to be afraid!
Lynn: I'm going to pulverize you into pulp with fire! SPICY SUB INFERNO BLAST!
Lynn bit a nuclear hot Spicy Sub and blew out a massive blast of fire that was blazing and it burned her.
Lynn: How's that for love of Spice!
Creant: You ruined my life!
George: Hey, you were the one who tried to attack us with food minions. You basically begged us to eat them!
Then a fast jumping figure appeared and it kicked Miss Creant with devastating force and slammed her into the wall!
CRASH!
Lynn: Wow!
Lynn saw the figure and it was a red Kangaroo Zord!
Lynn: Wow! A Kangaroo Zord!
Nico: Kangaroos are awesome in Australia.
Then a red light was seen and it landed in Lynn's hand and it was the Kangaroo Zord Animal Crystal.
Lynn: Wow! The Kangaroo Zord chose me.
A crystal saber appeared on Lynn's left hip.
She looked at her Spirit Animal ring and it was a Kangaroo in a Red Gem.
Lynn: My spirit animal has called it too me!
Then Lily fired a massive blast of water and it slammed Creant out through the window and then Creant was pushed high into the air by a powerful force.
Lily saw it and it was a beautiful Green Ibex Zord.
Lily: Wow! It's an Ibex Zord!
Nico: The Ibex is a beautiful goat in the European Alps.
Me: They are very amazing animals. And strong too.
Creant crashed into the ground.
A green light shined above Lily and it landed in Lily's hand and it was an Animal Crystal.
Lily: The Ibex Animal Crystal. Wow.
Lily looked at her spirit animal ring and it had a green gem with an ibex in it and it meant Independence.
Lily: The Ibex Spirit Animal called it to me.
Creant got up.
George B.: Time for some stinky feet. STINKY FEET SURPRISE!
George took off his shoe and sock and his foot smelled so horrible that it was unbelievable! It smelled worse than puke! Creant vomited her guts out all over the place and she surrendered.
Nico picked her up.
Nico: Don't worry, Creant. I know how you can still be useful.
Creant was sentenced to life working in the Neptune Prison for Traitors. She was now the cafeteria worker at the prison. She serves good food to the prisoners. But she serves bad food to Mandy. Because she hates her.
Nico caught a Vivillon and a Pyroar during the battle.
George B.: (To the viewers) Never betray the love of the food. Or you will regret it.
Me: You said it.
THE END
Another Fanfiction complete and another Captain Underpants villain brought to justice.
I had to make up the villain we had to face in this one. It was a challenge but it paid off. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. Next Clow Card is the Jump Card. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.