September 12th, 2019 - it was the Eve of War. Friday, September 13th was tomorrow and the Anti-Fairy Holocaust was almost upon us. I was meditating on the roof of the tallest building in the city. I was concentrating hard.
Me: Great Jedi masters, there is a war upon us and it's a battle to end an evil race of bad fairies that pose a great danger to the planet and the universe. We are facing a terrible battle ahead of us and the Anti-Fairies are unlike anything we have ever faced.
The spirits of Mace Windu, Obi-Wan (Star Wars VI), Yoda (Star Wars V & VI), Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars VI) and many others appeared.
Mace Windu: You and your friends are the strongest force in the whole universe J.D. You all have the power of the Force flowing through you.
Obi-Wan: You will overcome great odds like you have done many times before J.D.
Yoda: Believe in you we do J.D. But in your heart you must believe.
Anakin: True power comes from love and kindness. When I was saved by you from the Dark Side of the Force, I thought I had lost my soul. But you freed me from the evil of Palpatine and saved the Republic.
Mace Windu: We believe in you J.D. You have the power to win and triumph.
Me: Thank you Master Windu. Thank you all. I will not fail all of you.
Then Mace Windu's purple lightsaber appeared in front of me.
Mace Windu: This is my Lightsaber that I used in battle. It is yours now and it has the power to now kill Anti-Fairies and Fairy Criminals. Use it well.
I took it and ignited it and it had a purple blade and powerful dark purple lightning was flowing through the blade with incredible power.
Me: Wow. Thank you great Jedi Masters. I will not fail you.
They disappeared.
I walked over to the edge of the building and I had the lightsaber ready and I had a look of powerful determination on my face ready. I held up my hand and Force Lightning was arching through my hand over the tips of my fingers and it was gonna be a long and powerful battle ahead.
Me: Get ready Anti-Fairies. Tomorrow at the crack of dawn, you all will pay for your crimes.
I got to practicing with my new lightsaber and I formed dummies that looked like the Anti-Fairies and slashed them all and I got an incredible surprise. The lightsaber kills them all in an instant without the need for my Anti-Fairy kill gauntlet. I fired Force Lightning and it now kills Anti-Fairies on contact.
Over in the middle of the forest, Kira and Lola were looking for a Dino Egg.
Kira: Why are we out here again?
Lola: Well, there's supposed to be a new Dino Egg that's here somewhere, right?
Kira: Of course.
Lola: Well. I want to find that Dino Egg.
Kira: Okay.
Lola and Kira were searching for the egg and they saw a glow in the middle of a hole and they found it.
Lola: There it is!
Lola picked it up and it was emitting a pink glow and it was then hatching.
I sensed Lola finding the egg and it was amazing. I flew over to them.
The egg hatched and out came a big pink Sauropod Dinosaur Zord!
Lola: Wow!
Kira: It's an Amphicoelias Zord!
It grew to huge size and it was amazing!
Lola: Wow!
I saw the ginormous zord and it was incredible!
Me: Wow! That's a new Dinozord!
I landed by them.
Lola: Wow.
Lola pet its head and she was then enveloped in a powerful pink light. When it faded she had a bracelet with a pink gem on it.
Lola: My own Dino Gem.
Kira: Lola this is amazing!
Me: Wow. Lola Amphicoelias is the largest dinosaur ever discovered. It was over 130 feet long and weighed 140 tons. That's 280,000 pounds.
Lola: Wow! That's unbelievable!
She was also given a powerful sword called the Amphicoeliasword. It was a long and powerful Pink Longsword with an Amphicoelias Head on the hilt. (Think of the Magna Defenders sword but pink.)
Lola: Wow! What a sword! It's amazing.
Kira: It sure is Lola.
Me: Lola that sword is amazing.
Lola: It sure is. I have a lot to learn because of it.
Later we went back to the estate. Earlier I captured the Change Card. 替 The Change's main body appears to be a blue, vaguely, chameleon-like creature with great, orange eyes that shoots out its tongue to switch objects around like a real chameleon does to capture prey. In Card form, it is a white, chameleon-like creature with small, green eyes and longish, wing-like ears. It swapped the minds of Li and Kero again like before and I used my powers to change them back. We only had 1 more card left and that was the Earthy.
Nico also caught a Primarina and Incineroar.
Lola was training really hard with her new sword and abilities as a Dino Thunder Ranger.
Nico: So Lola found the Amphicoelias Zord and became a ranger as a result? Amazing!
Me: We were surprised ourselves Nico.
Qin: I'm so proud of Lola.
Kira: Me too Qin.
BIKINI BOTTOM.
At the Krusty Krab, it was slow day.
French Narrator: (French Accent) A slow day at the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: HI-YAH!
SpongeBob and Sandy were practicing their karate!
Maria: Whoo! Yeah!
They were really going at it and have both really improved dramatically! They were practicing in a boxing stadium ring that was built in the Krusty Krab.
They stopped to rest and they were dripping sweat like crazy.
Sandy: (Panting) I gotta admit, Spongebob, that was some tussle. You did okay for a sea critter.
Spongebob: You weren't so bad for a land critter.
Maria: (smiles) I think you both did good! All that time fighting alongside us paid off for you two.
Lily came out and she had a couple of glasses of lemonade with her.
Lily: Have a drink guys.
Sandy: Thanks Lily.
SpongeBob: I'm thirsty.
They drank the lemonade and it was refreshing.
SpongeBob: Ahh. Thanks Lily.
Lily: No problem Mr. SquarePants.
SpongeBob: Geepers, Mr. Krabs, why do you think our business is so slow?
Mr. Krabs: No one seems interested in going out anymore. They think it's too much trouble to leave home.
Carmen: Hmm. (Gets an idea) I have an idea. Why don't we move the Krusty Krab into their homes?
Mr. Krabs: Carmen! That's it! We'll do just that.
Maria: A delivery or cattery service is a great idea Carm.
Then the Naked Krabs came back!
Maria: It's about time you came back.
Horsea: I'm guessing you found out about the lie.
Krabs: Of course I did! Krabby Patties made out of crab, my ass!
Maria: Then how about this as your going back to the Crab Net present.
Maria punched him in the face and sent him flying and he crashed into the restaurant.
CRASH!
Krabs: Ow.
Maria: That stupid naked Krabs. He just will never learn.
Mr. Krabs: Dern tootin.
Later, Ironhide walked SpongeBob home and they went into his mansion and they saw Gary with a strange bottle.
Ironhide: What do you have there Gary?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Never saw a bottle like this before.
SpongeBob opened it and out came a cloud of green smoke and out came a figure and it was THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!
The Dutchman's exact nature and role is inconsistent between episodes. It can be inferred from his appearance that he is the undead spirit of a pirate, and one episode mentions that the reason he haunts the seven seas is because his corpse was used as a mannequin in a clothing store window and he was never put to rest. In another episode he states that he has not worn laced shoes in five thousand years, yet pirates did not exist that long ago. Other episodes suggest the Flying Dutchman is a Devil/Grim Reaper–like figure, primarily Born Again Krabs where he attempts to put Mr. Krabs in the undersea version of Hell, "Davy Jones' Locker", which turns out to literally be a locker cabinet belonging to a person named Davy Jones, and in a much later episode it is revealed that the Davy Jones in question is in fact none other than the Monkees member.
Flying Dutchman: (EVIL LAUGHTER!) I'M FINALLY FREE!
SpongeBob: THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!
Flying Dutchman: THAT'S RIGHT YA LILY-LIVERED CRYBABY! IT WAS THANKS TO YOU THAT I'M NOW FINALLY FREE AND I'M NOW GONNA TAKE ALL YER FRIENDS AND MAKE THEM ALL PART OF ME GHOSTLY CREW FER ALL ETERNITY! (THUNDER CRASHES!) STARTING WITH YOUR PET SNAIL!
Ironhide: Sorry, but there's no way you're gonna take Gary!
Flying Dutchman: Is that so? (knocks Ironhide out)
Things have gotten scary and went straight to Hell.
Patrick was having trouble with his TV reception.
Patrick: Something fell on my roof and now my TV doesn't work. I can't get up there to fix the thingy and I'm missing all my favorite shows!
Frenzy: I can help you if you want, Patrick.
Patrick: Oh thanks Frenzy.
Then the FLYING DUTCHMAN APPEARED!
Frenzy: The Flying Dutchman!
Flying Dutchman: (EVIL LAUGHTER) YOU ARE NEXT LITTLE PINK STARFISH.
The Flying Dutchman hypnotized Patrick.
Frenzy punched the Flying Dutchman in the face and sent him crashing into the ground.
Frenzy: You want to get to Patrick, you'll have to go through me!
Flying Dutchman: With pleasure tall robot!
The Flying Dutchman fired laser eyes and they hit Frenzy and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
The explosion sent him crashing into Squidward's old house and he completely crushed it and reduced it to rubble!
Frenzy: Ow! That smarted.
The Flying Dutchman took Patrick.
Frenzy: Oh this is really bad! I got to get the Neptune Crusaders here!
Frenzy left the ocean.
Back at the estate we were talking and having snacks.
Maria then gasped.
Me: What's wrong Maria?
Maria: That's weird. I've lost telepathic contact with Patrick and Sandy.
Lily: That's not right. I just talked to them 20 minutes ago.
Frenzy came in with a look of panic on his face.
Frenzy: (Hyperventilating) GUYS! BIG TROUBLE! PATRICK KIDNAPPED GARY! DUTCHMAN!
Me: Whoa whoa whoa! Calm down Frenzy. Now tell us. Slowly.
Frenzy: Right. Sorry about that. The Flying Dutchman kidnapped Sandy and Patrick! He hypnotized them and turned them into members of his pirate crew!
We gasped in horror!
Me: The Flying Dutchman!?
Lily: He kidnapped Patrick and Sandy!?
Maria: So that's why I lost telepathic contact with them.
Cleo: But why would he want to kidnap Sandy and Patrick?
Me: I think I know. Revenge! After the battle with the robots that Plankton made after Lily exiled him, I went to the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard and imprisoned him in a strange bottle.
Frenzy: Is this it?
Frenzy handed me the bottle.
Me: This is the very one.
Maria: I knew we should've dealt with the Dutchman during the robot incident!
Me: Don't blame yourself Maria. It's me he's after. He wants to kill me by using our friends against us.
Lucy Loud: I have a bunch of Ghost Hunting equipment we can use on the Flying Dutchman.
Lana: Awesome Lucy. Your ghost hunting equipment may just be useful.
We went to Lucy's crypt room and we Lucy equipped us with all kinds of ghost-blasters and more.
Ember Mcclain: "How to Defeat Evil Spirits"? This book could come in handy!
I looked at it.
Me: It just might Ember. And you were a ghost before so you have the power to defeat the Flying Dutchman. And Lincoln, Dani and Danny can help out.
Lincoln: You got it J.D.
Dani: Count us in.
Danny: We're with you guys.
Me: Okay. Neptune Crusaders and Team Phantom, head out.
Danny: You got it J.D. Ready guys.
Dani: Yeah!
Lincoln: We're with you Danny.
Danny, Dani and Lincoln: GOING GHOST!
They were in a ring of energy and they turned into Lincoln Phantom, Dani Phantom and Danny Phantom!
Me: Go get him guys!
Varie: With pleasure!
Lucy Loud: I'll go too.
Qin: Same here.
Alicia: I'll go too. I want to see if I can prove myself.
Varie: Okay. Alicia are you sure you want to do this? You've been through a horrible ordeal with what happened with the Necromorphs.
Alicia: I'm more than ready to help. I want to prove that I have what it takes.
Varie: Okay then.
They were off to Bikini Bottom and the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard.
They arrived in Bikini Bottom and the Neptune Crusaders and Team Phantom were ready.
Lily: The Flying Dutchman is gonna pay for this. And it's on the eve of the war with the Anti-Fairies.
Mr. Krabs: I know lass. But this was unexpected and we have to be ready for anything now.
Varie: Yep. This was an unexpected circumstance.
Maria: Lets get moving guys. The Flying Dutchman is gonna pay for this.
Bella: He sure will.
Lily: Lets get him!
They were off to the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard.
They arrived at the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard and it was a creepy and terrifyingly foreboding place of unimaginable horror.
Varie: The Flying Dutchman's Graveyard.
Lily: It's just as terrifying as I remember.
Alicia: It sure is scary. But I won't let fear hurt me anymore.
Varie: Okay. Lets do this!
They went into the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard and they were blasting ghosts and old destroyed ships and taking any treasure they had and keeping it and giving it to Mr. Krabs and the Krusty Krab and the Neptune Crusaders HQ.
They were blasting all the ghosts and Danny, Dani and Lincoln were sucking them all into their thermoses.
Danny: You all need to go back into the Ghost Zone.
Lincoln: You got that right!
Alicia fired powerful blasts of light and burned the ghosts and Dani sucked them into her thermos.
Dani: Nice shot Alicia!
Alicia: Thanks Dani.
They kept blasting and sucking in the ghosts at an accelerated rate.
Jazz (DP): We're almost filled up to full capacity on our thermoses guys.
Varie: We only have enough room for one more ghost guys.
Lucy: The Flying Dutchman.
Cleo: His ship is up ahead at 4:00.
Alicia: I see it.
Varie: Lets get our friends back!
They went over to the ship and they saw Patrick and Sandy under the Dutchman's control and they snapped them out of it.
Sandy: Whew! Thanks guys.
Maria: No problem Sandy.
Patrick: Huh? What happened?
SpongeBob: We'll explain later Patrick. Now you need to get out of here. This battle is gonna be rough.
Patrick: Okay!
Patrick ran fast.
The Flying Dutchman himself then appeared!
Varie: The Flying Dutchman!
Flying Dutchman: So you all came! And the ugly fiancé of that fool J.D. Knudson is with you!
Varie: That's right! And don't you dare call my husband a fool!
Lucy Loud: I never thought I'd actually see the actual Flying Dutchman up close.
Flying Dutchman: So you are the Dark Vampire Lucy Loud. You'll make a fine addition to me crew.
Lucy Loud: I would rather be a demon than join you.
Lucy fired a blast of black lightning and electrocuted him!
Varie: Lets get him!
They went at the Flying Dutchman and Varie punched him in the face and the Flying Dutchman fired a green fire blast from his nose and Varie fired a massive blast of water and the blasts collided and they exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Lana fired a powerful blast of ice lightning and froze the Flying Dutchman's nose and eyes.
Lucy fired a massive blast of black lightning and Alicia fired a blast of rainbow light and the blasts hit him and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Sydney slashed the Dutchman with her sword and he exploded!
The Mako Island Mermaids blasted him and the blasts exploded when they hit.
They blasted him with a multitude of blasts and more!
Varie: You are never welcome here Flying Dutchman! Time for some teamwork!
Ironhide: You got it Lady Varie! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into Ironhide's back and it enhanced his liquid blaster 100-fold.
Carmen: You will pay for your crimes Dutchman! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into Carmen's right arm device and it enhanced her fire powers 1,000-fold.
Ironhide and Carmen: SUPERHEAT SOLAR PLASMA INFERNO!
Ironhide fired a massive blast of superheated molten lead and Carmen fired a massive blast of solar fire and the blasts combined and they slammed into the Flying Dutchman and exploded into a massive fiery explosion.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Frenzy: You are not welcome here Dutchman! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his drums 100-fold.
Ember McClain: Time for some serious pain! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into her guitar and it enhanced its ghost powers 100-fold.
Frenzy and Ember McClain: HYPERSONIC DRAGON SUPERSCREAM!
Frenzy and Ember fired a massive blast of sonic energy and the blasts combined and they turned into a dragon and they slammed into the Flying Dutchman and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Tori Hanson: I will never forgive you for your crimes Dutchman!
Then an Aqua Blue light shined and it landed in her hand. It was an animal crystal.
Tori Hanson: It's my first Animal Crystal.
A big aqua blue dolphin swam by and it was the Dolphin Zord.
Tori Hanson: It's the Dolphin Zord! But it's not like the Dolphin Zord I remember.
Varie: It's your first ever Wild Force Zord though.
Tori Hanson: I know. NINJA STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!
Tori turned into her Ninja Storm Power Ranger Form!
Tori Hanson: (Echoing) POWER OF WATER!
A Wild Force Crystal Saber Appeared on her left hip.
Tori Hanson: Wow! This is amazing! Lets see how the Flying Dutchman likes this! (Echoing) WATER STYLE NINJA ART: DOLPHIN BOMB SCHOOL!
Tori fired a massive blast of water and it turned into a school of dolphins made of pure water and they hit the Flying Dutchman and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Varie: Whoa! What power!
Tori Hanson: That was amazing!
Lana: It sure was.
Varie: Lets finish him with a final smash!
Lucy Loud: Right. This is for causing fear to everyone! Let me show you what true fear is. BLACK LIGHTNING NIGHTMARE!
Lucy fired a massive blast of Black Lightning and it hit the Flying Dutchman and electrocuted him and they heard an earsplitting scream of total terror! (DANTE'S INFERNO SUICIDE FRUIT SCREAM)
Varie: Whoa! That is horrifying!
Lincoln: No kidding!
Lana: Terrifying!
The Flying Dutchman was stunned.
SpongeBob: Never torment my friends again! KRABBY PATTY SUPERBOMB DETONATION!
SpongeBob threw a Krabby Patty and the Flying Dutchman ate it and it exploded and he was knocked down.
Danny Phantom: (points thermos at Dutchman) Lucky for you, we're letting you live in the Ghost Zone. Technus and Skulker can use some company.
Danny sucked in the Flying Dutchman and he was in the thermos.
May: In the words of my boyfriend, "Flying Dutchman, you have failed this ocean."
They laughed.
Lucy Loud: (To the viewers) Evil Ghosts beware, because Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Neptune Crusader will find you and send you into the Ghost Zone.
The Flying Dutchman was forever banished into the Ghost Zone for all eternity.
Later we got ready for the war. We were going to attack at dawn.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete and another SpongeBob Villain defeated.
The Flying Dutchman was a funny and silly one at that. And Brian Doyle Murray did a great job voicing him. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. The last card Earthy is gonna help us during the war. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.