In my room I was dressing up in an 18th century pirate costume. I had my hair in a cronmage, my clothes were those of an actual pirate and I had a sword on my left hip and a 17th century flintlock pistol in my right hip in a holster. I was dressed up as Will from Pirates of The Caribbean 3.

I looked at myself in the mirror and I was ready.

Me: (Pirate talk) Time for this pirate to have fun mates. (To the viewers) (Normal talk) Oh hey there guys. I'm sure you're all wondering why I'm dressed up like a pirate. Well today we're going to the Michigan State Renaissance Festival. It's gonna be just as fun as the one I went to in Colorado. When you go to the Renaissance Festival, you feel like you went back in time to the era of King Henry VIII in Medieval England. On Southbound I-25 it was always a bumper-to-bumper nightmare and the traffic going into Larkspur was the pits. Moving at a slow speed of 10 to 20 miles per hour. 30,000 people go every year and as many as 12,000 cars flood the parking lots. From late May and early June to early August it is a nightmare. Here in Michigan however, their Renaissance Festival is on from Mid August to Late September. It's located in the town of Holly, 30 miles northwest of here. But the games are awesome! And the events they have there are awesome! They have jousting, they have sword fights and entertainment. But they also have all kinds of shops and the food is great. But they have all kinds of games too and my favorite game there is a silly game called Vegetable Justice.

FLASHBACK - 6 years ago, 2013.

Me: (Narrating) I played it several times at the Renaissance Festival in Larkspur, Colorado. Vegetable Justice is a silly game where you throw tomatoes at a guy that pokes his head and hands out of holes in a wall and he insults you in the harshest of ways.

Vegetable Justice Man: Your mother is a dumb woman who knows only how to join a whorehouse!

Past Me: OH SHUT UP!

Me: Back in 2013 when I heard him say that, I hit him right in the face with a rotten watermelon bomb. It was a rotten watermelon filled with raw sewage and skunk oil. When it him, it exploded all over him.

I threw said fruit at him and it exploded in his face when it hit him.

KRASSSSSSPPPPPLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT! KRAAAAAAAFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTT!

Me: It completely covered him from head to toe in rotten filth and he was never the same since then. The smell was so horrible that they had to call the HAZMAT division and they had to contain him in his house permanently.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Me: Ever since then, I've been widely know as the terror of the Renaissance Festival and a big celebrity there. But when I play it again, I'm gonna just use this basket full of rotten fruit and vegetables.

I held up a basket full of rotten fruit and vegetables.

I was ready.

Me: I'm ready.

I went to get everyone together.

Nico was getting ready. He was dressed up like Legolas from The Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit Trilogy.

Nico: Looking good. I look amazing as Legolas.

Nico went into May's room and she was dressed up like Eowyn from The Lord of The Rings.

Nico: Ready to go, May?

May: I sure am.

Nico: You look amazing May.

May: I haven't dressed up like this since my Contests.

Nico: I know. You look great as Eowyn from the Lord of The Rings movies.

May: I sure do.

The Loud sisters were going as princesses and knaves from the Medieval era and popular medieval figures of history.

Lori: I literally look amazing as a 17th Century Queen.

Leni: You totes do Lori.

Lori was dressed as Queen Christina of Sweden. A very famous queen from Sweden. She was born on a really rare Astrological Conjunction with the planets Mars, Venus and Pluto. It probably only happens once every 40,000 to 50,000 years.

Leni was dressed up as Isabella of France, one of the most notorious rulers in all of England's history from the 14th Century.

Leni: I totes look amazing in this outfit.

Luna was dressed as a Medieval Lutist.

Luan was dressed as a Medieval Jester. Same with Eddy.

Lynn was a knight.

Lucy was dressed as Countess Elizabeth Báthory of Hungary, one of the most ruthless noblewomen that ever lived and was responsible for the deaths of 650+ people back in the late 16th Century.

Laney was dressed up as the famous Merlin, the most powerful wizard of the Ancient Arthurian Legend.

Lana was dressed up as a Dwarf. She was dressed as Gimli from the Lord of The Rings.

Lola was dressed up as Lady Galadriel from The Lord of The Rings.

Lisa was dressed up as an Alchemist.

Lily was dressed up as Elizabeth Swann from the 3rd Pirates of The Caribbean movie.

Lincoln was dressed up Aragorn from The Lord of The Rings.

Clyde was dressed up as Frodo from The Lord of The Rings.

Linka was dressed up as Arwen from The Lord of The Rings.

We were ready.

Lynn Sr. was at Mr. Grouse's house.

Loki: (British Accent) Hello, Mr. Loud. What brings you here?

Lynn Sr. (crosses his arms): Just going to invite Mr. Grouse to the Renaissance Festival.

Loki: Oh, arms crossed, I must really be in trouble now.

Lynn Sr.: Not really. I'm just a little wary of you. That's all. Especially given your... previous alliances with some of the villains out there.

Loki: Look, Mr. Loud. If Thanos wins, then there's a good chance that you and I will cease to exist. And I don't think any of us wants that. Trust me.

Lynn Sr. (sarcastically): Right. Because you're so trustworthy. After how you betrayed Thor, Odin, and Asgard and all the trouble you caused in the past...

Loki (chuckles): Funny thing. I never did realize about how much Thor and Father meant to me until Team Loud Phoenix Storm defeated me at Asgard. But now that I'm powerless, I feel closer to both of them then I ever did before.

Lynn Sr.: You must really care about Thor and Odin even when you were still committing crimes. Just like I care about Lincoln and the rest of my children. But the thing is, your brother and father won't be crying when you're gone. Because if anything bad happens to Lincoln or the rest of my kids when they do fight Thanos, I don't care if you're immortal or not. I'm going to find you. And I'm gonna kill you. Is that clear?

Loki (now very afraid of Lynn Sr. on the inside): Crystal.

Mr. Grouse: I haven't been to the Renaissance fair in a long time. I'll gladly go with you Loud.

Lynn Sr.: Great.

They went back to the estate.

Maria: This is the first Renaissance Fair I've been to.

William: Same with me.

Me: It's a first for all of us actually. Except me, because I went to the Renaissance Festival several times in Colorado.

William: That's cool J.D.!

Me: Yep.

Motormaster: Want me to drive you and May, boss?

Nico: That would be great Motormaster.

May: Thanks.

Motormaster: No problem.

Spiderman: M.J., how about I be your date for the festival? As Peter Parker, of course.

Mary Jane: You know it Tiger.

Me: Are we all ready?

Everyone cheered.

We were off to the Michigan Renaissance Festival. With us was Nicholas Tereshcova. He was with us to find his sister Vina. She disappeared over a year ago.

Me: So Nicholas, when was the last time you saw your sister?

Nicholas: (Russian Accent) It was over a year ago. She disappeared and was missing since. I haven't seen her since.

Me: I'm sorry Nicholas. But we will find her. I promise.

Maria was dressed as Xena, Warrior Princess.

Maria: Horsea, can I ask you something?

Horsea: Sure?

Maria: Do you have a crush on Poliwag?

Horsea: Yes. I do.

Everyone: Awww.

Ben: Are there any events for this festival?

Me: Lots of stuff Ben.

We drove all the way to Holly, Michigan and we saw the Renaissance Festival.

Me: Here we are guys.

We had arrived at the Michigan State Renaissance Festival. We got out and paid for our tickets and went in. We were ready to have fun.

It was so amazing! We did all kinds of games, went to all kinds of shops and more. Carol excelled at the Archery game and she got bullseyes at all the targets. I tried my hand at the Star Throw and got all the stars because of my skills as a shinobi. Nico tried the crossbow game and he got all the bullseyes. Lynn won in the Jousting tournament, and more.

The Loud Kids tried their hands at the Vegetable Justice game and they did really well and we all got the man in his face.

We bought all kinds of great things like real swords, food, toys, games and more.

Then we came across a rather unusual and strange sight. We saw a girl that was half human, half blue-ringed octopus. She came up to us.

?: (Russian Accent) Excuse me. Are you all Team Loud Phoenix Storm?

Me: Yes we are. And you are?

Venomwhip: I'm Vina Tereshcova. I am now known as Venomwhip.

Eddy: Please, tell me you're a mascot!

Venomwhip: Nope. But I wish I was.

Me: Wow. You're half human, half Blue-Ringed Octopus. The most venomous octopus in the world.

Venomwhip: That's right.

Olga: This is no doubt the work of Dr. Luther Paradigm.

Me: I have no doubt about it too.

Venomwhip: Yes. That monster Paradigm mutated me like this.

Me: How did this happen to you?

Venomwhip: It was 1 year ago. I was prepping for a big test.

FLASHBACK

Vina had Blond hair and she had blue eyes and she had a crescent moon shape scar on her face around her left eye. She had a gold tank top, red bra, and blue pants and black shoes.

Venomwhip: (Narrating) I was eating lunch and I had a smoothie. After lunch I was getting ready and I had a nasty stomachache. At first I thought I was having gas, but I was wrong. I started changing!

Vina's skin turned dark yellow and it had blue rings all over it and Vina's head lost her hair and grew 8 tentacles from her shoulders.

Vina: (GROANS IN PAIN!) WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!?

Her tank top shredded and ripped off and her head turned into that of an octopus and she had long tentacles.

Venomwhip: After I changed I went into hiding and went to find Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

FLASHBACK ENDS.

We gasped.

Me: That's awful Vina.

Lincoln: You went through hell.

Yuna: You aren't the only one that went through something like this.

Everyone told her what happened.

Venomwhip: Wow. You all have been through awful ordeals.

Dayna: We sure have.

Nicholas: Hey guys.

Venomwhip: Nicholas?

Nicholas: Vina? My god! What the hell happened to you?

Me: Dr. Luther Paradigm. That's what. And we killed that S.O.B.

Venomwhip: I'm glad he's dead.

Me: But I can help you change back. I gave everyone affected by Gene-Slamming the ability to transform into their Gene-Slammer form at will.

Venomwhip: I would like that.

Maria: I left my clothing making tools at home. But I did bring a spare robe just in case.

Me: Good thinking Maria.

Venomwhip: I bet it's gonna be painful.

Me: It is. Boys cover your eyes.

They did so.

I formed a shade to hide Vina's nakedness.

Me: Ready Vina?

Venomwhip: Yeah.

Me: Okay.

I snapped my fingers and covered my eyes. She was in a lot of pain and she was changing back. Her head turned back into a human head and she had her blond hair back and her blue eyes.

Venomwhip: (her head is human again) Oh, don't mind me. I'm a mutant with a human head in a lot of pain!

She regained her human appearance.

Vina: God, it feels like I went through a meat grinder!

Maria gave her a blue robe for the time being and Vina put it on.

Vina: Much better.

Qin: How do you feel Vina?

Vina: I feel amazing! I'm back to human again!

I removed the shade and Nicholas saw her human again.

Nicholas: Vina!

Vina: Nicholas!

They hugged for the first time in over a year.

Me: We'll get you some new clothes when we get back to the estate.

Vina: Thanks J.D. Thank you so much.

Me: (Speaking Russian) Пожалуйста (You're welcome)

We enjoyed the rest of the festival and went home.

We went back to the estate and we had an awesome time. Maria, Leni and Teresa got Vina some new clothes. She now had a new red bra, a gold tank top with an octopus on it and she had a blue plaid skirt and blue leggings and blue shoes and she had a sleeveless trench coat with a blue ring octopus on the back and she had the kanji for The Venomous Blue-Ring Octopus of The Blue Rings of Justice on it. ブルーリング・オブ・ジャスティスの悪名高いブルーリング・タコ。

Vina: Wow! I look incredible!

Teresa: We made a lot of clothes for a lot of our teammates here. The Paradigm Brothers are putting everyones clothing bills through the roof. But we're gonna kill them all and make them pay for their crimes against the laws of mother nature.

Maria: Yeah.

Leni: Those guys are absolutely crazy.

Maria: They are monsters.

Vina: I'm glad Luther Paradigm is dead. He was a monster.

Teresa: He got what was coming to him.

Vina: He deserved it.

We got all kinds of neat swords from the famous sword smith Kit Rae and they were amazing. We had a great time.

In a magical tree, 7 awesome Power Rangers that utilize magic were getting ready. They were the awesome Mystic Force Power Rangers!

Nick Russell: If w need help, Team Loud Phoenix Storm will help us.

Madison Rocca: Yeah they are awesome.

Vida Rocca: I know.

Leanbow: They are truly an honorable team.

Nick Russell: Lets do it!

Mystic Force Power Rangers: MAGICAL SOURCE, MYSTIC FORCE!

In powerful bursts of light, the Mystic Force Power Rangers transformed. The camera went black.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Complete and another awesome festival of fun done.

The Renaissance Festival is so much fun. I went there a lot in Colorado and it's so amazing! Everything I said about it is true. But no I didn't throw a watermelon at the man in Vegetable Justice. But traffic going into the festival is always the pits. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.