At the estate, Eddy was heading out and going somewhere very special. Edd was noticing some very strange behavior in him and called everyone into our briefing room.
Double D: Gentlemen. And ladies. I believe you're all wondering why I've set up this meeting today.
Ed: Is someone getting married?
Double D: No, Ed. The topic of this meeting is to discuss Eddy's strange behavior.
Luna: Dude, how exactly is he acting strange?
Double D: Well, he's been sneaking off every morning for the last few days. And while doing so, he's brought one of our teleporters with him.
Spiderman: You don't think he's defected to the Legion of Doom, do you?
Luan: Of course not! Eddy would never do that!
Tara: How do we find out what Eddy's been up to?
Double D: The next time he decides to wander off, we follow him.
They agreed. The following day they tailed Eddy. They followed him while hiding in the shadows. They found him going into a restaurant. But this restaurant was special. Eddy went into the Jungle Karma Pizza Shop and it was the restaurant where the Jungle Fury Power Rangers worked at. They were Casey Rhodes - the Red Gorilla/Tiger Rangers, Theo Martin - the Blue Jaguar/Antelope Ranger, Lily Chilman - the Yellow Cheetah/Penguin Ranger, Robert "R.J." James - the Purple Wolf Ranger, Dominic "Dom" Hargen - the White Rhino Ranger and also with them were Jarrod and Camille - former Dai Shi members.
Eddy: Hey guys!
Jarrod: Eddy!
Camille: What's happening man?
Eddy: Not much guys.
Luna and everyone came in!
Luna: Busted!
Thumpback (Nautical Accent): Hey there, Eddy!
Eddy: Guys? What are you doing here?
Tara: I think you already know.
Eddy: Look, I can explain-
Spiderman: Explain that you've been lying to us? You've been sneaking out on us. And you've been taking one of our teleporters with you. You've joined up with the Legion of Doom!
Eddy: What? Of course not!
Ed: (sees who's in the room with them) Guys, I don't think these are Legion of Doom members.
Jungle Fury Jarrod: Actually, I sort of understand why you thought we were Legion of Doom members.
Double D: (recognizes them) Oh dear. It seems we've made a miscalculation.
Bluestreak: Eddy, I'm really sorry that we-
Eddy: It's ok, guys. I know you were just looking out for me.
Luna: Wait a sec. I know you guys! You're the Jungle Fury Power Rangers dudes!
Camille: That's right Luna.
Jarrod: It's a pleasure to meet you.
Me: Hey guys what's going... (Sees the Jungle Fury Rangers) No way! The Jungle Fury Power Rangers!
Casey Rhodes: J.D. Knudson, It's an honor to meet you.
Lily C.: Same here. We heard so much about all of you.
Me: (Kung Fu Bow) It's an honor to meet you all as well. We watched you all on TV all the time.
Casey Rhodes: (Kung Fu Bow) I'm glad we have some fans.
Me: We love the Power Rangers. We have a bunch of the Power Ranger Teams now on Team Loud Phoenix Storm. We met the original Power Rangers, Space Rangers, Lost Galaxy, Lightspeed Rescue, Time Force, Wild Force, Ninja Storm, Dino Thunder, S.P.D., Mystic Force, Operation Overdrive and now you guys.
R.J.: So you've encountered many other rangers.
Me: We sure have. Power Rangers has evolved a lot over the course of 26 years.
Eddy: Is that how long Power Rangers has been on?
Me: Yep. Since 1993.
Luan: That's amazing.
Fuzzy was eating some of their pizza.
Fuzzy: This here pizza is yummy!
Me: Jungle Karma makes really good pizza. You guys are awesome pizza chefs as well as awesome rangers that can kick some butt.
Jarrod: We get around.
Eddy: But weren't Jarrod and Camille bad guys?
Me: They were. But they switched sides when they discovered Dai Shi's true colors and how evil he really was.
Luna: That's amazing dudes!
Bluestreak: I'll say. That's awesome.
Lily C.: Thanks. We would be more than happy to show you how we make good pizza.
Me: That would be awesome!
Back at the estate, the Jungle Fury Rangers were showing us how they make awesome pizza. Lola was helping them and she learned how to make awesome pizza during the events of Read Aloud and she is learning how to be an awesome pizza chef. Lola was making pizzas well. It was a great job for her.
Me: Wow! Look at them cook that pizza.
Nico: I'll say. This is so amazing!
Lynn Sr.: Hot dog! Look at them cook!
They made all kinds of awesome pizza!
We were eating it.
Fuzzy: This here pizza is yummy!
Me: You already said that Fuzzy. But yeah it sure is awesome!
Fu: Yummy. I have never had pizza this delicious.
Eddy: I'll say.
Luan: It sure is a Cheesy Slice of Heaven! (Laughs) Get it?
Most of us laughed and everyone else groaned.
Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan!
Eddy: (Laughs) Good one!
Laney: Okay that one was funny.
Nico: I have a strong feeling that we'll meet the R.P.M. Power Rangers next.
Me: Me too Nico.
Gine and Hiyana ate a lot of bowls of Ramen and they were good.
Naruto: Wow! That's a lot of ramen! Even for me.
Gine: Sorry Naruto. We Saiyans eat a lot of food.
Naruto: We know. It's a lot of food.
Me: So Gine are you fully caught up with Master Goku?
Gine: I sure am. I missed out on so much with my son. I'm glad that I'm reunited with him.
Hiyana: I'm glad that I'm reunited with Bokrua.
Nico: Me too mom. I have two moms now.
Me: I know. It's so cool. We faced some of the most incredible foes and they pushed us all to the brink and we triumphed.
Lincoln: It was awesome.
Nico: Yep. Casey can I tell you something?
Casey Rhodes: Sure Nico. What is it?
Nico: (to Casey Rhodes) There's a good chance that some of your enemies might come back. When they do, we'll have to kill them. But once we do that, I think I can use their Animal Spirits as zords.
Casey Rhodes: You can do that?
G1 Ravage: Of course he can. Nico can use the powers and abilities of any villain that's been defeated. And besides, from what you've told us, all Animal Spirits can be used as Zords.
Me: That's right.
Isabelle: I'm known as the Shaman of the family. I have this amazing power that enables me to tell anyone what spirit animal they have. My spirit animal is the Wolf.
R.J.: That's amazing. My Spirit Animal is the wolf too. How did you know about your spirit animal being the wolf?
Isabelle: Like I said. I'm the shaman of the family. Let me tell you my story.
Isabelle lifted up her shirt and we saw her scar that went up from her lower back all the way up to her neck.
Qin: Whoa! That is a nasty scar. How did you get that Isabelle?
Isabelle: When I was 13, I had a nasty incurable bacterial infection that was destroying my whole spinal column.
Me: Yeah, that still makes me cringe seeing that.
Isabelle: I know. Doctors diagnosed me with an extremely rare bacterial infection called Gangrenous Necrotizing Osteomyelitis.
Nico: Oooh! That must've really hurt!
Isabelle: "Hurt" is an understatement Nico. It's a nasty bacterial infection that destroys the whole spinal column and if left unchecked, it will kill you. When the doctors found out about this, they had no choice but to replace my whole spinal column. It was one of the most painful operations I've ever had on me. It felt like someone was ripping my organs out. They replaced my whole spine with a cybernetically enhanced artificial spinal column. Here's a picture of what my spine looked like when they removed it.
Isabelle showed them a picture of her spine and it was gross! It was all black, rotten and gangrenous.
Qin: Oh that is disgusting!
Nico: No kidding! Yuck!
Isabelle: No kidding. But when it was done, I was recovering and that's when I got my powers. I saw the animals of the Spirit Totems and they were amazing and when I woke up, I had this ring on my finger. It's my spirit animal ring.
Laney: It's true guys. Isabelle is an awesome shaman. She found out a lot of things about our spirit animals. Mine is the Deer.
Laney showed her spirit animal ring.
Qin: That is a cool ring.
Nico: It sure is. I saw those rings and they are amazing.
Qin: I can tell. Isabelle, what is my spirit animal?
Isabelle: Yours is the Komodo Dragon. They represent strength and overwhelming power in the face of adversity.
Qin: Wow!
Isabelle them blew some glowing blue dust and Qin had a beautiful ring with a green gem that had the Komodo Dragon in it.
Qin: Wow! What a ring. And I was gene-slammed with Komodo Dragon DNA. So that makes me technically one with my Spirit Animal.
Isabelle: That's true Qin.
Later me and Nico were looking through his Goosebumps Books.
Me: Hmm.
Nico: How about this one? Stay Out of The Basement?
Me: That was a creepy one. Lets save that one for later.
Nico: All right.
Me: Hmm. (Sees a book) Ooh! How about this one? The Blob That Ate Everyone.
Nico: That was a weird one. Lets do it.
Me: Okay. The Blob That Ate Everyone it is.
Maria: That pink Blob looks like purple and pink slime with eyes and a tongue.
Me: Yeah but the one on TV I saw looked like a living mass of throw up.
Lily: I remember and it actually looked like The Appetizer.
Me: The Appetizer?
Lily: I'll show you.
Lily put the TV Version of The Blob That Ate Everyone onto the computer and she put the Appetizer on another screen and we saw two gross vomit-fucking piles of slop!
Nico: Oh yuck!
Me: They sure as hell do look similar. But one looks like it's made of mystery meat and a bunch of things you would find in a sewer. Who made the appetizer?
Lily: That was Mr. Krabs. Before I started working at the Krusty Krab, Squidward was running the restaurant to try and impress Squilliam Fancyson. He wanted to impress him by having the Krusty Krab turned into a high class 5-Star Restaurant. Mr. SquarePants was the waiter, Patrick was the Hat Check guy and Mr. Krabs was the chef.
Me: Wow. That probably didn't work out well.
Lily: No it didn't. Patrick mistook a hat stand for someone wearing a hat and he beat it up. Mr. Krabs was a terrible chef. Squidward thought he worked on a ship called the S.S. Gourmet, but instead he cleaned the bathrooms on it. He was actually the head chef on a run down junky sewage-filled ship called the S.S. Diarrhea. He makes terrible food. Food that would send health inspectors running to the hills. SpongeBob was given a book called "How To Become a Fancy Waiter in Less Than 20 Minutes" and he had to memorize the whole thing in that timeframe. But it made his brain go full to bursting. If he memorized a single order he would exploded like a bomb. He would snap.
Me: Boy the stress must've really gotten to them.
Lily: It did. So Squidward told Mr. SquarePants to empty his mind and clear it out of everything that doesn't have to do with fine dining. And when Squilliam arrived he saw the whole restaurant changed and SpongeBob served the whole group really awesome food. But things went south big time after Squilliam asked for his name. He couldn't remember and SpongeBob went bonkers and destroyed everything and in the end Squidward was exposed and he had failed in his chance.
Nico: That stinks. But Squilliam is a nice guy.
Me: I know. Squidward is the biggest loser of them all. But lets focus on the matter now. We have to go after the blob.
Lincoln: Lets do it!
We were off to San Diego, California.
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
We arrived in a forested suburb of San Diego, California.
Me: Here we are. San Diego, California.
Sam (TS): It sure is amazing.
Clover: And you can see the smoke of the new volcano in Los Angeles from here.
Clover was right. We saw the smoke from Mount Wilshire in Los Angeles.
Me: Yep. We can see Mount Wilshire from here all right. It's hard to imagine. The La Brea Tar Pits, the most famous and most perfectly preserved tar pits in North America is now an active volcano right in the middle of the third most populated city in the country.
Suddenly we saw numerous people running for their lives!
Me: Whoa!
Nico: Looks like we got here just in time.
Me: Yep.
We went to the front of the crowd running.
Me: Wait! What's going on here?
Man: There's a monster eating everyone! Run for your lives!
Me: The Blob. Get out of here fast sir.
They ran fast.
Me: I have an idea.
The Blob was crawling around city and it was looking for people to eat.
The Blob heard a Phoenix Cry. Thinking that it was us, it slithered towards the location that it heard it from.
Horsea: (we're hiding in the bushes) We've gotta get Zackie out of there while the Blob's distracted.
Maria: We will. But after we destroy the blob.
With us was Zackie Beauchamp and Alex Iarocci.
William (to Zackie): It's only a matter of time before that Blob finds the recording of our Phoenix Battle cry. We need to find somewhere safe so we can make a plan.
Zackie: Don't you normally just attack bad guys head on?
William: Well, despite what other villains think, we're not brutes.
Me: Quiet. Here it comes.
We saw the blob coming. It was a hideous freak of nature and it was so ugly in real life than on the computer or on the cover of the book.
Me: That blob is ugly and hideous.
Laney: Oh yuck!
Theo Martin: (sees the Blob) I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm starting to miss Gacko and Rantipede now!
Zackie: Lets get it.
We went to face it.
I punched it in its face and my hand went all the way through it!
Me: Oh yuck! Physical attacks don't work!
Lana: Lets see if our powers will work.
We backed away and we fired blasts of fire, lightning, ice and more at it. It roared in excruciating pain.
Me: That did it!
Nico: This blob has failed this world!
Thumpback slammed his anchor into the blob and spun it around in a massive whirlpool.
Lincoln fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted it and Earth fired a powerful glob of lava and burned it.
Laney fired barbs made of plants and they went into the blob and poisoned it.
Casey Rhodes: Jungle Chucks!
He channeled the spirit of the Tiger and fired powerful blades of of fire and they slammed into the Blob and burned it all over in massive fiery explosions.
Sakura Avalon: Lets burn this freak!
Sakura fired a powerful blast of fire with the power of the Firey Card and burned it.
R.J.: Time to burn! WOLF MORPHER BEAM BLAST!
R.J. fired a powerful blast of purple fire and it hit the blob and exploded!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Me: Casey, lets see what your Jungle Master Mode can do on the blob. Ready?
Casey Rhodes: You know I am J.D.! JUNGLE MASTER MODE!
He pressed a button on his claw and the claws extended out and his suit was so cool!
Me: Wow! So awesome!
Casey Rhodes: Thanks.
Me: Time to unleash my power. LIGHTS OF ORION ACTIVATE!
I activated the Lights of Orion and I got an awesome Belt Buckle, Armband, Armclaw and my Quasar Saber got a really cool cross guard.
Me: Lets do it! POWER UP MODE!
I turned into a ball of purple energy and Casey Rhodes went fast!
Me and Casey Rhodes: STARBURST OF THE WESTS WHITE TIGER!
We turned into a powerful ball of white energy as the spirit of Byakko the White Tiger of the West appeared in the background and we went right through the Blob and it bursted into flames as a massive explosion! It was burning and roaring in pain!
We reappeared.
Me: Wow! That was awesome!
Casey Rhodes: It sure was J.D. That was cool! You learned so much from our shows.
Me: We're huge fans Casey. Lets finish this blob! Time for some teamwork!
G1 Ravage: You got it boss! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and his claws glowed with a powerful amount of energy.
Fuzzy: Lets hogtie this freak! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and it enhanced his strength 100-fold and he was in his enraged Lumpkins mode!
G1 Ravage and Fuzzy: ENRAGED PANTHER LUMPKINS SLASHSTORM!
G1 Ravage and Fuzzy mercilessly slashed the blob all over the place!
Bluestreak: Lets get him! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his beam rifle 100-fold.
Thumpback: Time to Hail To the Whale! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and it enhanced his powers 100-fold.
Bluestreak and Thumpback: LASERSHOWER WHIRLPOOL DEATHPOOL!
Thumpback formed a whirlpool under the blob and Bluestreak fired a bunch of lasers at the whirlpool and the lasers blasted the blob from underneath it.
Me: Time to finish this monster!
Linka: Lets get it! LIGHTNING THUNDERBALL BURST!
Linka fired a massive ball of lightning and it hit the Blob with incredible power and exploded with a lot of voltage. Electrocuting it.
Zackie: You are the worst fucking creation I ever made! SATURN LIGHTNING INCINERATION!
Zackie fired a massive blast of Saturnian Lightning and it hit the Blob and it incinerated it into nothing!
Me: That blob is toast!
Linka Loud: Nicole, you should seal the Blob into the Book of Vile Darkness.
Nicole: Good idea. I haven't used it in a while.
Nicole pulled out the Book of Vile Darkness.
Nicole: This is for all your Cannibalistic ways! (Chants an incantation) ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLEN LIRUS-NOR!
The Blob was sucked into the Book of Vile Darkness for all eternity.
Me: That did it!
We cheered wildly.
Zackie: That was so awesome!
Me: You did great Zack! Well done!
Zackie: Thanks J.D.
Nico: And I caught a Dhelmise and a Drampa during the battle.
Me: Nice job Nico.
Hiyana: He sure is doing great.
Me: I know Hiyana.
Zackie: (To the viewers) You mess with Team Loud Phoenix Storm and they will mess with you.
Me: We sure will.
We later went back home and Zackie and Alex were inducted into the Goosebumps Monster Busters. Another Goosebumps Monster bites the dust. We destroyed the typewriter that made the Blob in the first place.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete and another Goosebumps Monster destroyed.
The Blob That Ate Everyone was a strange one. But it was amazing how they defeated it in the book. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. Tomorrow starts part one of a brand new saga we have planned for October. We call this saga The 13 Days of Horror! So get ready for Part 1 of the saga and get ready to have your pants scared off you! (EVIL LAUGHTER) Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.