At the estate at 6:00 AM, I was in the kitchen cooking everyone's favorite breakfast: Pancakes. Everyone was still asleep and because of Lynn Sr.'s bad back, I had to improvise with me cooking in the kitchen in his place until he gets better. I was cooking a huge variety of pancakes: Caramel Vanilla, Blueberry, Chocolate, Vanilla Mint, all kinds of good pancakes. I had to use my octopus arms for all kinds of batters and ingredients.

I was flipping pancakes. When they were done, we had an awesome all you can eat pancake buffet ready.

Me: All finished.

I went over to special meal alarm panel I made and there were alarms that lets everyone know when it's time to eat.

Me: Here we go. Rise and shine everyone.

I pressed the Breakfast Is Ready alarm at 6:45 AM and everyone got up.

Lori: Wake up everybody! Time for breakfast!

Everyone got ready and I had big plates full of pancakes ready for everyone. Everyone gasped when they saw them.

Me: Dig in everyone.

We had great pancakes.

Cyclops: These pancakes are delicious!

Me: Thanks Scott. Made them all myself. With Mr. Lynn out of commission with a bad back, someone has to improvise.

Lincoln: You did a great job J.D. The vanilla caramel pancakes are delicious.

Lynn: My compliments to the chef.

Nico: You have successfully made a magnificent pancake breakfast J.D.

We laughed.

Lucy Loud: And the dark chocolate Pancakes with cookies and strawberry syrup for vampire blood is exquisite.

Me: Thanks Lucy. Oh I'll be right back.

I took a stack of vanilla mint pancakes and went into the parents room and saw Lynn in bed watching TV.

Me: Morning Mr. Lynn.

Lynn Sr.: Morning kiddo.

Me: I made everyone pancakes for breakfast. Sorry about your back Mr. Lynn.

Lynn Sr.: Ah that's all right.

Me: But Lisa says you'll be better in about a couple of weeks. (Hands him breakfast) Vanilla Mint Pancakes. My own recipe.

Lynn Sr.: These look delicious J.D.!

Me: I made everyone different flavors of pancakes for everyone.

Lynn Sr.: Wow! That's amazing J.D.

Me: Yep. A long time ago, I was on the awesome shows "Iron Chef Japan" and "Iron Chef America."

Lynn Sr.: Wow! Those are 2 of my favorite cooking shows!

Me: Yep. I started out over in Japan 7 years ago.

Lynn Sr.: No way! That little guy was you!?

Me: Yep. You must've seen me on television.

Lynn Sr.: I sure did. You cooked a lot of great food!

Me: Not to brag, but yes.

The doorbell then rang.

Me: I'll get that.

I went to the door and answered it and at the door was Lynn Sr.'s younger brother Samuel Loud II and his two sons Landon and Han. Landon is the oldest child at 22 years old and he has a scar on his right cheek in the shape of a maple leaf and he has blue eyes, was wearing a red Canada Shirt with a Canada Maple Leaf on and red pants and brown shoes and Han is the youngest at 18 years old and he has white hair like Lincoln's and he had blue eyes, a blue, red and white shirt with the flag of Russia on it and he had brown with fur bands on them and brown boots.

Samuel: Hello there. You must be J.D. Knudson.

Me: I sure am.

Samuel: I'm Samuel Loud II and these are my two boys Landon...

Landon: Pleasure to meet you J.D.

Samuel: And Han.

Han: (Speaking Russian) Привет, как дела? (Hello there, how are you doing?)

Me: Pleasure to meet you guys.

Samuel: You too J.D. We heard so much about you. We came all the way down from Canada to live with you guys.

Me: Wow! Come on in guys.

We went back in and everyone saw their uncle and cousins.

Lori: Han, Landon!

Landon: Hey Lori!

Han: (Russian Accent) How you been comrade Lori?

Lori: Great Han. Uncle Samuel, it's been so long.

Samuel: It sure has Lori. You were only 7 when I saw you last. Wow! It feels like forever.

It was a great family reunion and it was so cool to have Samuel, Han and Landon with us. We found out that Landon was also one of Dr. Roland Paradigm's experiments. But unlike Tanya, he has angel wings made of pure fire and he has amazing fire powers as well.

Tanya: So you were in the same experiment because of my evil uncle?

Landon: I sure was Tanya. But instead of Crystal Powers and Crystal Angel Wings, I got fire powers and Fire Angel Wings.

Me: That's amazing!

Nico: Dr. Roland Paradigm was a monster and we killed him.

Landon: That's what I heard. I'm glad he got what he deserved for ruining so many lives.

Qin: You said it.

Nanette: We also found out Landon that it was because of Roland Paradigm that the Shredder spliced us with alien DNA and made us into those creatures.

Me: They were creatures from all over the universe. By all accounts, Dr. Luther Paradigm and his brother Dr. Roland Paradigm got what was coming to them.

Lincoln: Yep.

Landon: You said it cousin.

Then the alarm went off!

Me: Uh oh!

Landon: What's that?

Me: That's our crime alarm. It lets us know when something is happening.

We went to the computer and it showed that it was coming from the Langley Falls Mall in Virginia!

Me: Langley Falls Mall?

We got a telephone call from Francine Smith.

Me: Hello?

Francine: J.D., Jeff broke up with Hayley and now she's going on a rampage!

Me: What!? Why would he do that!?

Francine: No idea! But you have to calm Hayley down or she will go to prison!

Me: We're on our way!

Han: I want to help out. I know how to help out. I watched how you guys help people all the time and it was amazing at what you do.

Me: Okay Han. Lets go!

We were off to Langley Falls, Virginia!

LANGLEY FALLS, VIRGINIA

We arrived at the Langley Falls Mall and we saw everyone running for their lives.

Me: This is very bad!

We went into the mall.

Jeff: (Offscreen) J.D.! Guys!

We found Jeff buried under a huge pile of toys in front of the toy store and the windows were smashed and everything in the mall was trashed!

Me: Holy Fuck!

Han: I can't believe Hayley has that nasty of a temper.

Me: She's not always like that Han. She has a horrible taste in men and all her dates didn't work. Her father Stan told me she went on a rampage and destroyed her whole school at one time.

We went over to Jeff and Rattrap pulled him out.

Rattrap: Jeff?

Jeff: Yeah?

Me: You all right?

Rattrap: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!

Jeff: It wasn't just one thing Rattrap. It was two things. But why'd she go so crazy?

Me: Stan told me that when she gets dumped, Hayley completely wiggs out.

Nico: Boy that's serious.

Han saw Hayley and he was in love. But he knew what he had to do. Hayley climbed up a model of the Empire State Building while acting like King Kong and roaring like him too.

G1 Divebomb: Hayley! Calm down before someone gets hurt! (Hayley looks at him) Now, if you take responsibility for the damages you just caused, we can help you with the problems between you and Jeff.

Hayley roared in fury!

Slingshot: Oh, c'mon! We've beaten the likes of villains like Jaws and the Werecats. This is no problem!

Han: I got this.

Hayley was roaring ferociously and Han ran fast and up the model like a parkour athlete and he grabbed Hayley and flipped and jumped down and they clasped hands and when Hayley looked into his eyes, she calmed down.

Hayley: What happened?

Han: You had an episode after Jeff dumped you. Sorry, I'm Han Loud.

Hayley: Wow! Are you related to Lincoln Loud and his family?

Han: I sure am. I'm their cousin.

Hayley: Amazing.

Me: Well done Han!

Han: Thanks J.D. It was no problem.

Han and Hayley got to talking and they had a great conversation. We told her that Jeff was not the right kind of guy for her and that Han was and Han told her that there's one thing a Loud never does and that's dump an awesome boyfriend or girlfriend.

Stan: That was easy. Next time, we'll just send in Swampfire for this.

Laserbeak: There won't be a next time.

Hayley went with us back to the estate.

Later we were watching cartoons and reading books on TV when suddenly we got a transmission on the TV. On the screen appeared Vicky Velcro A.K.A. WAFFLE WOMAN!

Waffle Woman is Powdered Toast Man's arch-nemesis in the TV series.

Vicky Velcro was the founder of "Liquid Waffles", which was a very popular breakfast product. When Powdered Toast stole her fame, she swore to take revenge, and became Waffle Woman when Powdered Toastman retired. She captured Little Johnny in an effort to lure Powdered Toastman, but she failed in battle, resulting in the destruction of Earth.

Waffle Woman: Calling J.D. Knudson. Please respond. (Evil Chuckle) I challenge YOU to a battle! Face to face to decide which is better: Waffles or Pancakes.

Me: I'll be there!

We were off to where Waffle Woman was. She was over at the abandoned Bacon Flakes factory.

Me: Here we are guys. This is gonna be a battle with breakfast.

I spun my Magisword Bracelet and pulled out a Magisword.

Announcer: PANCAKE MAGISWORD!

Me: It's breakfast time.

Then a figure in the shadows fired two giant strawberry bombs at us from its arms.

Me: HIT THE DECK!

We ducked and the Strawberries hit the side of the wall and exploded with incredible power.

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Me: Wow! That is some heavy antioxident packed fruit!

Out of the shadows came WAFFLE WOMAN!

Me: So we meet at last Waffle Woman.

Waffle Woman: Thats right J.D. Knudson. We're now going to settle this with a battle that will decide which is better: Waffles VS Pancakes.

Maria: (to Waffle Woman) I actually like both waffles and pancakes. It really shouldn't matter which food is better. As long as everyone has a good breakfast. But you probably don't care about that, do you?

Waffle Woman: No I don't.

Me: Waffles and Pancakes are both awesome food for breakfast.

Waffle Woman: I know how this is going to go down. We fight, you win, I flee to fight another day, and the whole thing repeats itself.

William: Considering that you're one of the more funnier villains, we're almost considering on letting that happen with you. Almost.

Me: But you should know something Waffle Woman, I tend to fight dirty.

Waffle Woman: So do I.

Then we heard a bunch of metallic thudding and we saw one of Timmy Turner's old enemies: THE PLANET DESTROYING PUMPKINATOR!

Pumpkinator

When Timmy wished that everyone's Halloween costumes would become real and scary, everyone become real and scary versions of the costumes they were wearing. The popular kids (Tad, Chad, Trixie and Veronica) had been wearing authentic Jack-O-Bot costumes, and were turned into actual Jack-O-Bots. When all four of the Jack-O-Bots merged together, the Pumpkinator was created. It planned to transform into a giant doomsday device that would destroy the Earth. After four minutes, it transformed and started counting down from 59 seconds. Just before the timer ran out, Timmy unwished the wish and the Pumpkinator was turned back into the popular kids in costumes, who fell together into a harmless pile.

Since it was wished away, it became a resident of Unwish Island where it, like everyone else on the island, has a deep hatred for Timmy.

Jack o bots

The Jack-O-Bots are four smaller pumpkin robots, and when all four are together, they combined to create the Pumpkinator. Unlike the Pumpkinator, the Jack-O-Bots do not have horned helmets. Each robot has its own color: silver, gold, ruby, diamond. These robots are equipped with jet boots, freeze rays, and tracking devices. In the Crash Nebula movie that Timmy was watching, the four Jack-O-Bots appeared flying away from the planet that was destroyed after the Pumpkinator self destructed. Timmy was seen pointing at a Jack-O-Bot, telling Cosmo and Wanda he wants to be one for halloween. Cosmo and Wanda were happy to grant his wish but were unable to as Wanda revealed the costumes have been won in a contest, which was then revealed to be the rich kids who bribed the judges into handing them over. Due to Timmy's wish, Chad and Tad transformed into real Jack-O Bots who froze Elmer. The two Jack-O-Bots then began to contact the other two Jack-O-Bots, who were originally Trixie and Veronica before transforming into real Jack-O-Bots as well due to the wish, and the four combined to form the Pumpkinator. When Timmy unwished the wish, the Pumpkinator was reverted back to the rich kids in the Jack-O-Bots costumes, who became unconscious after they fell and spilled their candy.

Timmy: The Pumpkinator?! What's it doing here?

Tori: Waffle Woman probably formed an alliance with it so she'll have a fighting chance.

Me: You guys handle the Pumpkinator. I'll face Waffle Woman.

Nico: Okay. Be careful J.D.

Me: I'll be just fine.

Waffle Woman: And you guys and face my minions too!

Waffle Woman made an enormous army of waffle minions.

Han: Wow! She has a huge army of Waffle Minions!

Landon: I remember Waffle Woman from the Ren & Stimpy Show! She didn't have this kind of power before.

Nico: Looks like she does.

Lana: We'll need some help with this one. Ready Qin?

Qin: You know I am!

They spun their Magisword Bracelets.

Announcer: WAFFLE MAGISWORD! BACON MAGISWORD!

Me: LETS EAT!

Everyone went at the waffle minions and the Pumpkinator and they were eating the minions.

Lily: It's the Broccoli Aliens all over again!

Star B.: Lets see how you like this! SYRUP TSUNAMI SHOCKWAVE!

Star Butterfly fired a powerful wave of maple syrup from her hand and drenched the waffle minions in syrup.

Brittney: Wow! You still have your powers Star!

Star B.: I sure do.

Brittney: I guess the Golden Fireball of Helios allowed you to keep your magic powers permanently even though the magic was completely destroyed.

Star B.: This is so cool!

Brittney: Yeah! Our powers work in mysterious ways.

Everyone was eating the waffle minions.

Qin: How about some Bacon to go with your waffles!?

Qin fired a bunch of strips of bacon from her Bacon Magisword and they hit the Waffle Minions and knocked them down with numerous strips of bacon in their mouths.

Lana: How about some eggs with those!

She spun her Magisword bracelet.

Announcer: GIANT EGG MAGISWORD!

Lana fired a massive wave of scrambled eggs and covered the minions.

They were eating them all over the place.

Laney: I have a good topping for Waffles.

Laney spun her bracelet.

Announcer: STRAWBERRY MAGISWORD!

Laney fired a powerful barrage of strawberries and they hit a bunch of minions and covered them in strawberries and jam.

Laney: Lets use our combos and Final Smashes to weaken the Pumpkinator!

G1 Divebomb: Roger that Laney! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into Divebomb's back and enhanced his particle beam 100-fold.

Laserbeak: Lets do it! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his laser guns 100-fold.

G1 Divebomb and Laserbeak: LASER PARTICLE BLASTSTORM!

They fired powerful beams and they combined and hit the Pumpkinator and exploded.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

Rattrap: Lets do this! Rattrap, MAXIMIZE!

Rattrap transformed.

Rattrap: CYBER KEY POWER!

The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into Rattrap's backl and enhanced his blaster's and demolition charges power 100-fold.

Slingshot: Lets do it! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into Slingshot's back and enhanced his Neutron Gun 100-fold.

Rattrap and Slingshot: NEUTRON BOMB INCINERATOR!

Rattrap fired a bunch of demolition charges and Slingshot fired his neutron gun and they hit the Pumpkinator and exploded.

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

Laney: Lets take him down! BRAMBLE VINE SUPER SLAM!

Laney entangled the Pumpkinator in Bramble Vines and slammed it into the ground.

Lola: You are a monster that gives Halloween a really bad name! FIRESTORM PIZZA BOMB!

Lola formed a pizza disk made entirely out of pure fire and threw it at the Pumpkinator and it hit it and exploded.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Lincoln: Time for you to short out! LIGHTNING DISK BLADE ELECTROCUTION!

Lincoln made a powerful disk of pure lightning and he threw it and it electrocuted the Pumpkinator.

Mary Knudson: No one insults cooking and Halloween! PIZZA DOUGH STICKINESS INCAPACITATION!

Mary formed a massive ball of pizza dough and threw it and it exploded all over the Pumpkinator and stuck him to the floor like glue.

Stewie went over to the Pumpkinator and fiddled around with its wiring.

Laney: What are you doing, Stewie?

Stewie: Reprogramming the Pumpkinator into a friendly robot. We could use someone to keep trick or treators safe.

Nico: Good thinking Stewie.

Now it was time for the battle with me and Waffle Woman.

Me: You have to be the most silly villainess we've ever met.

Waffle Woman: So I heard.

Me: Lets see you like this. SUPER OLEAGENOUS BUTTER PAT BARRAGE!

I fired a powerful barrage of butter pats and Waffle Woman ducked and the butter pats hit the wall of the factory and exploded.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

The explosion blew a huge fiery hole into the wall.

Waffle Woman: Very impressive. Chug on my RADIOACTIVE POLYTHERMAL SYRUP LAUNCHER!

She attached a powerful Syrup Bottle cannon and fired a massive stream of syrup at me and I jumped into the air and the syrup hit the wall and exploded.

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Another fiery explosion blew the whole wall of the factory apart.

Me: This is turning into a war with breakfast. Taste this! NUCLEAR POWERED HYPER ACIDIC MARMALADE DELUGE!

I fired a stream of orange marmalade and it hit by Waffle Woman's feet and exploded.

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blew her into the ground.

Me: Lets see how you like your waffles deep fried.

I fired a powerful blast of Force Fire and Waffle Woman jumped out of the way and it hit her feet and exploded.

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

We all regrouped and we stood ready to face her.

Lincoln (to Waffle Woman): You know what? We actually did have fun eating your minions. So, you get to run off and fight another day. (Waffle Woman sighs in relief) For now.

Waffle Woman then ran away.

Lola: She's getting away!

Me: Let her go. She is a formidable adversary. We will meet again.

We later went back home.

We had an awesome lunch.

Laney: (To the viewers) Pancakes and Waffles are perfect and it doesn't matter which is better. They are delicious no matter what.

Me: You said it Laney.

We had an awesome lunch and more.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Complete and another awesome villain defeated.

Waffle Woman on Ren & Stimpy was funny and awesome! She is now gonna be a recurring villain that we will face many times in the future. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.