Note: The Flashback in this chapter takes place after the events of A Fridge Too Far
At a local condiment factory in the middle of the city, Gotham Royal York Elementary School was on an awesome tour of the factory and everyone was seeing how they make the sauces and what goes into which sauce.
Tour Guide: Here we have a giant tank of Honey Mustard and it's one of the most popular condiments.
Lincoln: I like mustard on hot dogs.
Laney: Same here.
They went to another tank and right next to it was a bunch of giant jars full of Barbecue Sauce. Cornelia was with them and she saw a ladder and her curiosity was peaking and she climbed it. But then the ladder broke in half and suddenly the ladder broke and it started to tip.
Cornelia: Uh oh.
She fell back and fell butt first into one of the giant jars of BBQ Sauce!
SPLORSH!
She gurgled in it and bubbles were popping.
Maria: Oh my god! Cornelia!
Lincoln: What happened to her!?
Laney: That ladder broke and she fell into these giant jars of Barbecue Sauce.
Lana: (Disappointed) Lucky!
Lola: Is she all right!?
Cornelia surfaced and gasped for air! She looked at herself and she was completely covered from head to toe in barbecue sauce!
Cornelia: MY HAIR! MY CLOTHES! Stupid Ladder!
Megan and Maria got her out and she was dripping Barbecue Sauce all over.
Megan: We'll get you out of there.
They grabbed her and helped her out.
Lincoln: Boy what a mess!
Laney: I hope that wasn't the barbecue sauce we were gonna use.
Laney took her finger and wiped the sauce and licked it off.
Laney: Mmm! Hickory Flavor.
Megan: Let me wash some of this sauce off you.
Cornelia: (smiles) Thanks, Megan. I'm lucky to have a best friend like you.
Maria: I'll help too.
Megan and Maria fired powerful blasts of water at Cornelia and washed the Barbecue Sauce all off. But she had to get some new clothes.
At the Jupiter Prison everyone was back to give the most hated Babysitter in the world - Icky Vicky, another awesome rant session about how evil and disgusting she is.
Manboy: It's good to see you in a better mood then last time, Nico.
Nico: Thanks. And don't worry. I'm not thinking suicidal thoughts right now.
Manboy: That's good.
Prisoner 1: Don't let anything villains say get to you about how terrible you guys are. You guys are what the entire universe needs for everyone out there.
Nico: Thanks guys.
Flame Man was selling snacks.
Flame Man: Hot Dogs, Burgers, French Fries! Get your snacks and fixings here!
Lori: Lets start. I'll go first.
Nico: Lets get ready to (Fire Hair Flares Up) (ECHOING) RUMBLE!
Everyone in the prison cheered.
Lori walked up to Icky Vicky and she cleared her throat. Vicky had her ears replaced because of Kira Ford.
Lori: YOU LITERALLY FUCKING DISGUST ME VICKY! (PUNCHES VICKY IN THE FACE!) IF YOU EVER GET OUT OF HERE, WHICH YOU PROBABLY WON'T, AND YOU COME NEAR ANY KIDS AROUND MY YOUNGER SIBLINGS AGE, I WILL LITERALLY RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF AND I WILL LITERALLY TURN THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING BODY INTO A HUMAN PRETZEL!
Everyone cheered for her!
Prisoner 1: Yeah! You tell her Lori!
Prisoner 2: Good show!
Manboy: Well said!
Leni went next.
Leni looked at Vicky.
Leni: Uhh.. What am I supposed to say to her?
Nico: Leni may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she is a genius when it comes to fashions, she knows all.
Manboy: That's all right.
Leni: Oh yeah! YOU TOTES ARE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! THOSE CLOTHES YOU HAVE ON ARE TOTES TACKY!
Everyone cheered for her!
Nico: Her clothes are disgusting.
Luna: You said it Dude!
Luna went next.
Luna: YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID TO CHILDREN EVERYWHERE YOU MONSTER! YOU MAKE FREAKS EVERYWHERE LOOK BAD!
Everyone cheered wildly!
Eddy was next.
Eddy: Time for some bad rant power. (TAKES A DEEP BREATH) (SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS) YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU FUCKING BABYSITTER MONSTROSITY! I WOULD RATHER KICK BENNY'S FUCKED UP LIPS THAN HAVE YOU AS A WORTHLESS BABYSITTER WITH A STUPID UGLY FASHION SENSE!
Everyone cheered for him!
Manboy: Way to go Eddy!
Nico: Yeah!
At the estate I was at the training grounds testing out the power of an awesome new tool I found in Colorado on a mission. I found one of the Energems from Power Rangers Dino Charge, one of the most powerful substances in the entire universe and my Energem was a red, orange and yellow glowing crystal and I fired powerful fire blasts from my new blaster morpher and fired a powerful blast of energy at some dummies that looked like the enemies of the Dino Charge Power Rangers and it was so awesome! I also had the power of the Argentinosaurus, the Largest Dinosaur ever discovered and I had the largest of the Dino Charge Zords: The Argentino Zord!
Me: Time to see what the Argentino Zord can do!
I made a training dummy that looked like one of the Dino Charge Rangers enemies and summoned the Argentino Zord. It was an awesome giant orange Argentinosaurus Zord and it was the biggest one of them all! It was awesome!
Me: Wow! Lets see what it can to!
I went into the Argentino Zord cockpit and it was cool! I commanded the Zord and it smashed the monster into pulp and it exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Me: Awesome!
I was ready for anything with the power of the Dino Charge.
We were over at Lynn's Table and we were having really good food.
Stewie: Orion, me and Lisa are going to upgrade your armor so it also uses powers of the 6th Rangers from Alien, Turbo, Lost Galaxy, Lightspeed Rescue, and Jungle Fury.
Orion: Thanks Stewie.
May: Manaphy, how are you and Horsea's love lives?
Manaphy: Awesome! We love each other!
We were having awesome food.
Nico: Awesome food here.
Me: It's always good food.
Lynn Sr.: Thanks J.D.
Elena Validus: I'm just glad your restaurant is still doing good. And I should know since I visited it before.
Lynn Sr.: That's true Elena.
InuYasha: The food here is really good. It's different than what we know back in the Feudal Era.
James M.: I'll say. but it sure is delicious.
Seia: Mr. Lynn is a fantastic cook and he can make any kind of food from around the world.
Sylvia: He sure can. Everything you all learned from your worldwide adventure has really come in handy for him.
Nick F.: And it was really clever using the Shadow Clones to keep the place going while you all were away.
Nico: It sure was. How did this restaurant come in?
Me: It was shortly after Mr. Lynn got his investment.
FLASHBACK
[The flashback begins with me, Lincoln and Laney applying some paint to a building.]
Lincoln: [To the viewers, excited] Today's the big day. The grand opening of my dad's restaurant, Lynn's Table. That's right, his dream of opening his own place is finally coming true. But let me tell ya, it hasn't been easy getting here.
Me: (To the viewers) We had to start from the ground up.
[Lincoln looks up as it pans up to the restaurant's sign. Fade transition flashback to a different sign that reads "Something Fishy Restaurant".]
Lincoln: First, Dad had to find a place.
[We all were looking at the restaurant that their dad picked out. The outside of the building appears to be grody-looking and worn down, and the fish head on top of the building rotates slowly for a second, and then short circuits. Everyone, expect for Lynn Sr. and Lana, looks aghast at the worn down restaurant.]
Lynn Sr.: So, what do you guys think?
Lily: It's an old place and a dump.
Lola: [Pinching her nose in disgust.] I think, it stinks!
Lana: That's the best part! [Inhales the scent] Cod, with a hint of lobster paste.
Me: It is a perfect place to build Mr. Lynn's restaurant.
Laney: Come on, guys be supportive. All this place needs is a little elbow grease.
[Just then, a butterfly flies past them and it lands on the giant fish head, which shakes the second it does, resulting in falling off, completely avoiding the Louds, who scream at the incoming impact. The fish head then bounces off offscreen.]
Laney: Okay, maybe a lot of elbow grease...
Naruto: No kidding.
Fu: But we can help build it into the perfect restaurant.
Lynn Sr.: Look, it's going upstream to spawn. [laughs]
[The fish head crashes into Vanzilla.]
Lynn: Yeah, on your car.
Lynn Sr.: [notices] AAHH! [runs up to the destroyed van] Ah-oh-oh no, not Vanzilla.
Lana: I'll get the tools.
[Flashback #2]
Lincoln: Once Dad bought the old fish shack, we all pitched in to fix it up. [A truck backs up to the old restaurant.]
Lincoln (Flashback) Coming through. [The family set to work on the new restaurant.]
We got to work on the restaurant and helped build the restaurant into the most awesome restaraunt
Lincoln: Lynn handled the demolition.
[Lynn tears up a part of a wall with a baseball bat.]
Lynn: You want me to knock down that wall too, Dad? [Runs to said wall]
Lynn Sr.: No no, no no, no no no no no, that one's load-bearing! [Starts after Lynn Jr.]
Lincoln: J.D. handled the furniture for the restaurant.
I was building the furniture with my skills that I learned in woodworking class.
Me: How are we doing?
Fu: So far so good.
Lincoln: Laney handled painting the walls. [Laney was seen painting a fisherman shore on the walls and Lynn Sr. saw the artwork]
Lynn Sr.: Wow, Laney I'm really loving the design.
Laney: Thanks dad, I thought you're resturant could use some class. [Lynn Sr then see a rather unsettling painting of "Creation of Adam" with him as Adam]
Lynn Sr.: Uh... I'm not so sure about this one Laney. This is supposed to be a family resturant.
Laney: [sighs] Everybody's a critic. [Picks up a paint roller and paints over the naked painting]
Lincoln: And Lana fixed up the bathrooms.
Lana: I hooked you up big time, Dad. That bathroom is so nice, I wouldn't be surprised if people stopped by just to use it.
Lynn Sr.: Well, I hope they'll at least buy an appetizer.
Sakura: I think they will Mr. Lynn.
[Suddenly a toilet in the other bathroom flushes, Hops comes out.]
Lana: Hops was testing out the heated toilet seats.
[Hops gestures that the heated seats are working perfectly.]
Lincoln: And Lisa helped Dad get ready for his health inspection, though I think she was little tougher on Dad than the actual inspector.
Lisa: [Measuring the distance between the dumpster and the back door.] Tsk tsk tsk, your dumpster should be a minimum of fifteen feet from your exit, you're three inches short, that's an infraction. [Lynn Sr. throws his chef hat to the ground.] Hm, no hairnet, that's another infraction.
Hinata: Lisa, please don't be too rough on him. It's his big restaurant.
[Resumé transition]
Lincoln: Next, it was time for Dad to hire a few employees.
Lynn Sr.: So, why do you want to work here?
Mrs. Bernardo: I was just cast as Waitress #3 in the Royal Woods One Act Festival, so I need to prepare for the role. [stands up and begins singing.] Would you like a table or would you like a booth. [stops singing and Lynn Sr. is weirded out.] Oh, did I mention it was a musical?
[Rita and the kids give a thumbs down. Another resumé transition.]
Lynn Sr.: So, why do you want to work here?
A. Kidd: Yeah, my parents are forcing me to get a job since I left our car's sunroof open in the rain and ruined it, but I'm like, really responsible.
[Rita and the kids shake their heads for no, but Leni gives two thumbs up, and everyone looks at Leni.]
Leni: What, I find him relatable.
[Lori and Luna give deadpan expressions.]
Lynn Sr.: Why do you want to work here?
Mr. Grouse: I don't want to work here, Loud, I came to tell you your dog went on my lawn. Feel free to pick it up!
Me: Mr. Grouse calm down. You don't have to be so mean to him.
Mr. Grouse: Sorry J.D. I can't help it.
[Mr. Grouse walks off.]
Lincoln: But eventually, Dad found the perfect people for the job, his best friend and bandmate Kotaro, Vince, our friend and J.D.'s partner and awesome friend, and Grant, the Burpin' Burger's two time employee of the month.
[Rita and the kids give thumbs up. Lynn Sr. hires Kotaro and Grant and they fist bump.]
Lynn Sr.: Pound it guys, now blow it up. [They do so]
[Dishes transition]
Lincoln: The best part of helping Dad get ready was tasting the sample menu.
Lynn Sr.: Now everyone take a comment card and rate the dishes based on presentation, texture, flavor- [Hears gnawing, and sees that everyone has already devoured the sample menu.] Slow down, I need detailed feedback.
Laney: Delicious...
Me: (BELCH) Excuse me. Really tasty Mr. Lynn.
I put my results on and they were good.
Lynn: [Belches up scraps of paper, and groans.] I just ate my comment card.
[End of flashback]
Lincoln: All that's left now, are a few last minute touches.
[Lincoln puts the paintbrush into the can, and slides down the ladder.]
Laney: Nice job, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Thanks, you were good too Lan- [Before he coud finish, Leni unknowingly hits Lincoln with the door]
Leni: [Looking for Lincoln] Lincoln! Dad's gathering everyone! [Doesn't see Lincoln] Oh, I guess he's not out here.
[Leni casually walks back inside, and Lincoln, having been hit by the door, falls to the ground in pain.]
Lynn Sr.: [As Lincoln walks in] Hey everybody, I just wanted to say thanks for helping get this place ready. [Takes a breath, and pulls back the curtain behind him.] Ta-da! [Everyone admires the renovated place.] Now there's just one thing left to do, and it's kind of a biggie; publicity. [Gestures to a wagon full of flyers, and starts handing them to his kids.] Now, I had a truck load of flyers made for you kids to distribute all around town, nothing fancy just advertising "great food at a great price", I was thinking that could be our motto.
Laney: Uh, dad. I don't think all these flyers are a good way to advertise your resturant.
Lori: Yeah, and also there is a typo.
Lynn Sr.: What? [Looks at the card] 'Come on down to Lynn's table for our gah... gland opening? Ah no.
Lisa: It sounds like you're offering treatment for lymphadenitis.
Lynn Sr.: What am I gonna do? There's not enough time to reprint these. Oh, ah, this is bad, this is a - no one's gonna show up and we'll be totally sunk. [Sighs, and Rita comforts him.]
Lincoln: Hey Dad, I've got an idea; why don't you let us take care of the promoting? I'm sure we can come up with something.
Lola: Yeah! We can help Daddy.
Luan: Of course, I'd be gland to do it. [Laughs]
Lynn Sr. Ah, kids, thank you; you don't know what this means to me, and I just know you'll think of something brilliant, [The kids are pleased] when you put your heads together, you always do.
Lisa: Whelp, I'll go ahead and recycle these.
Lynn Sr.: Ah, sweetie, we don't have a recycling bin yet.
Lisa: Oh, I see, [writes on her clipboard] that is another infraction.
Me: No sweat Mr. Lynn. I can fix all this.
I snapped my fingers and put the correct letters onto the flyers and fixed everything that Lisa said.
Lynn Sr.: Thanks J.D.
Me: Anytime Mr. Lynn.
[Back at the estate, we all are having a meeting.]
Lori: [Banging her shoe as a gavel.] Okay, so let's all pitch our ideas on how to promote Dad's restaurant, then we can vote for our favorite. Who want's to go first? [Lincoln volunteers] Why am I not surprised?
Lincoln: [Taking the spot] Picture this; airing on every TV in Royal Woods, a commercial for Dad's restaurant. [Pulls down a projector screen showing his plan.] The angle, 'Let a man used to cooking for thirteen handle your huge party, big groups encouraged, buses welcome', a-thank you, a-thank you.
Me: Good choice Lincoln. Commercial advertising is always a good way to promote Mr. Lynn's restaurant.
Cyborg: Here's an idea for a promotion. Don't use tofu as food!
Beast Boy: Cyborg, you're making fun of me, aren't you?
Me: Okay you guys. That's enough.
Starfire: Please. Let us help with Lynn Sr.'s restaurant.
[Next is Lisa]
Lisa: According to my research, and personal experience; there's nothing people love more than... Bottomless baskets of fries! I propose we offer them with every entrée.
Me: That's a great idea Lisa. A lot of restaurants we know have that and it's perfect.
Vince: It sure is.
Fu: That's a great idea.
[Lori's turn]
Lori: I say, we install a photo booth, [holds up a reel of herself and Bobby.] it would pull in literally every teen in Royal Woods.
Me: Another great idea.
Aylene: That's an awesome idea.
Fu: Yeah.
Sakura: I agree. I think photo booths would be perfect.
[Laney's Turn]
Laney: I say we put up some art sculptures all around the restaurant to make it look fancy. [Holds up a picture of one of her weird sculptures] Like this one, I call it: "Life in an elevator". [The siblings gave her questionable looks]
Me: That's another great idea Laney.
Sasuke: I've always been an art lover myself.
Sai: Same here. I agree with Laney's idea.
Me: That is an awesome sculpture though.
[Luan's turn]
Luan: [Holding a cake] So as you see, mine is the batter idea. [Smashes the cake in her face.]
Me: Very funny Luan.
Naruto: (Laughs) That one sure takes the Cake!
Luan and me laughed at Naruto's Joke.
Luan: (Laughs) Good one Naruto!
Me: Nice one bro.
We high five.
[Montage of the other siblings' ideas.]
Lola: Ta-da! It's perfect.
Luna: [Wailing her guitar] Ta-daaaa! Yeah!
Lucy: Ta-da.
Leni: And there it is, bingo.
Lynn: It's a home run.
Lana: And there you have it. [High fives Hops]
[Finally, Lily shows her art and video games.]
Lori: Thank you, Lily, having arcade games at dad's restaurant is literally a very creative idea.
Nicole: It's perfect. A lot of people find it perfect for a restaurant.
Lori: Now that all of us have presented, let's put it to a vote.
A COUPLE MINUTES LATER...
Lori: [Pulls out the last vote, the siblings are in suspense.] ...and one booger smeared vote for Lana's plan. [Tallies it on the chalkboard, which shows that everyone got one vote, all siblings except Lori groan.]
Lincoln: It's officially an eleven way tie. Did everyone just vote for themselves? [Everyone nods]
Me: We couldn't decide. It was all very good.
Lincoln: [to the viewers] Well, my sisters and friends may be fine with dropping the ball, but I'm not. Dad's counting on us. [shuts the door like his sisters did.] So I'm just gonna go ahead and make my commercial without their help. And when busloads of customers show up to Dad's restaurant, he'll have me to thank.
Volcana: A marionette plan? This isn't gonna end well.
Eddy: Why don't you leave the promoting to me? That way, your dad will have customers at his restaurant in no time!
Luan: I can help you Eddy.
Later at the restaurant we got everything ready.
Lynn Sr.: Okay team, T-minus five minutes until the grand opening. By the way, I ordered too much ginger, so really push the Lynn-ger chicken.
Me: Good name Mr. Lynn.
[Just then, Lincoln and Clyde walk in with a portable TV. And Laney follows them in with her scupture under her tarp]
Lincoln: Dad, we've got the greatest surprise for you ever; Clyde and I took care of the whole promotion problem, we made you a commercial.
Laney: I helped too. By advertising my art for the whole world to see!
Lynn Sr.: [Gulps] You did...
Laney: Don't worry, dad. Just trust us. This commercial will suit the cultures of everyone in town. Also I helped with the editing.
Me: I helped them out.
[Clyde turns on the tv]
Katherine Mulligan: And in local news; several civilians have reported seeing an alleged... tree monster, riding a bicycle. This is Katherine Mulligan, and I'll have the full story for you, after the break.
[The kids' commercial begins]
Lincoln: Have you ever gone out to eat with a big group and had this happen?
[Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet]
Jean Juan Host: That's a lot of people to seat. Why didn't you call ahead?
Lincoln: Have you too been...
Male Voice: Rejected!
[Aloha Comrade]
Aloha Comrade Host: It's going to be at least hour wait.
Male Voice: Rejected!
[Giovanni Changs Italian Chinese Bistro]
Giovanni Changs Host: [laughs] You're kidding, right?
Male Voice: Rejected!
[Bangers and Mosh]
Bangers and Mosh Host: I can seat you in pairs, but one person's gonna have to sit by himself.
Male Voice: Rejected! Re- Re- Re- Re- Re- Rejected!
Lincoln: Well, then come on down to Lynn's Table. [Sets off a confetti popper, but the wind carries the confetti away.] Chef Lynn will be sure to take care of your large party. [The wind blows the picture of Lynn Sr. off of Lincoln's hand. Lincoln gets it back.] After all, when it comes to serving delicious food to big groups, This father of eleven is an expert. [Cut to slideshow of Laney's portraits] Also at Lynn's Table, not only you may feast on our great food. But also you can feast your eyes on our decorative art pieces created by out resident artist Laney Loud. [Laney smiles at her mentioning]
Clyde: [Holds a toy school bus in front of the camera.] Buses welcome.
[Clyde makes bus noises while the end credits play, all crediting Clincoln McCloud. Some special effects and finally and the ending screen.]
Lincoln and Clyde: A Clincoln McCloud Production. All rights reserved.
[Commercial ends]
Lincoln: So, what'd you think?
Lynn Sr.: Uh, I think it was... Fantastic! Talk about showmanship, you and Clyde knocked it out of the park. And Laney, those paintings are not so horrr... [Laney raises her eyebrow at Dad] I mean they're great! How did you get it on TV?
Clyde: You know Patchy Drizzle, the local weatherman? My dad plays racketball with him.
Lynn Sr.: Thanks, Clyde, hey, there's a free appetizer with your name on it.
Me: That was a great commercial guys! My Shadow Clone helped you out a lot.
Lincoln: It sure did.
Clyde: Yum, well, I'd better go home and change into my formal wear for the opening. [Leaves with the TV.]
Lynn Sr.: Hey, keep an eye out for that tree monster, especially if he offers you candy! [Laney rolls her eyes] Great work, kids. Did the others help too?
Lincoln: Psh, no, they all bailed after we couldn't agree on an idea.
Laney: I was only part of it to make my artwork famous. And I still will once I unveil my masterpiece tonight at the grand opening! [Laney leaves with the mystery scuplture]
Lynn Sr.: Uh, Laney. Are you sure that's a good idea? [Goes after Laney]
[Later, Laney was hanging up her paintings all over the resturant as the others prepare for the opening]
Lynn Sr.: Okay guys, this is it, time for the grand opening to officially begin. Oh, I hate to start without all the girls, but the show must go on. [Opens the door, and a bus pulls up, he gasps at this.] Son, the commercial worked.
Bus Driver: Where can I park my bus?
Lincoln: I'll handle it.
Rita: [Comes out and grabs his shirt.] Ah, nice try. [To the bus driver] Alright, are we working with a hydraulic brake system here?
[The driver gives a thumbs up.]
Lynn Sr.: [Pleased, goes inside] Alright my friends, pound it, [all four guys do a fist bump] now blow it up. [They do so. Lynn Sr. runs into the kitchen and gives a thumbs up, Grant and Kotaro grab some menus and each give a thumbs up too, Lincoln gives one back and opens the door.]
Lincoln: [To the crowd] Hello! And welcome to Lynn's Table, [as everyone passes] please make your way to the host stand, we can seat your entire party immediately. [Kotaro escorts everyone to a booth, and Lincoln notices another bus pulling up.] Yes, keep those buses a comin'. [Runs out, but Rita grabs him again.]
Rita: Lincoln.
But the restaurant life was hectic. It was turning into a promotional nightmare.
Lynn Sr.: I just wish you kids had worked together to come up with one idea, that I could have handled, but now there's just too many things hittin' me all at once. [Just then, Leni hits him with the door; dazed.] There's another one.
SMASH!
Leni: [Unaware] Hey Dad, Bernie just got a double bingo. do we have Ba-ba-ga-noush? [Looks around] Where's Dad? [Everyone points to behind the door, Leni looks and her father blacks out; still clueless.] Why is he napping during the gland opening?
Laney: He's not napping, he's unconcious!
Me: Uh oh!
[Lynn and Lisa get the wheelbarrow and put their father in it.]
Lisa: [Checking his pulse] His vitals are fine, but when he wakes up, he'll have a considerable contusion.
Vince: He's really knocked out.
Lily: Now I know how Squidward felt.
[Everyone looks at the ground, disappointed in themselves.]
Luna: Dudes, I feel terrible.
Lori: Me too, Dad's opening night is a disaster, and it's all our fault.
Laney: Oh, if only I didn't think of myself I would've stopped this!
Me: It's not your fault guys. This is Mr. Lynn's big day and he was really nervous about this.
Lincoln: Guys, what are we gonna do?
Aqua: What's this "we" stuff? You guys were the ones who overworked him. Looks like you guys are the ones who are getting blamed for this!
Lynn: But the rest of you guys helped out as well!
Volcana: Well, we actually weren't stressing your dad out!
Lola: You're right, guys, we're guilty. The customers are gonna be asking questions. We're doomed! [Double D grabs her]
Double D: Get a hold of yerself, Lola! We need to make sure Mr. Lynn passes this interview.
Me: Agreed.
Rita: Well, with your father out of commission, I don't think we can keep the restaurant going. [Everyone sighs] I'll go tell the customers they have to go home. [Walks off, but then comes back and puts the pot on her husband's head.] Just to be safe. [Takes off again]
Lincoln: [Gets an idea] Mom, wait, maybe it's not too late to save the grand opening.
Lana: How are we gonna do that?
Lincoln: By working together, just like Dad wanted us to do in the first place.
[The girls like the idea.]
[In the dining room, everyone is chattering away, Lincoln gets up in front of everybody.]
Lincoln: Excuse me! May I have your attention, everybody! [Everyone looks at him, and he clears his throat.] I know you all came here cause of the promotions we offered
Elderly Woman: Bingo! [Realizes that she interrupted.] Oh, sorry.
Lincoln: But the thing is, my sisters and I came up with those without telling our dad, so unfortunately, we can no longer honor all of our promises. [Everyone is not pleased by this.] But if you're willing to stick around; there is one promise we can honor, our dad's great food at a great price.
Laney: And the special unveiling of a new art piece by Laney Loud!
[The siblings exchanged concerned looks as the people agreed]
Lincoln: Okay, time to work together, pound it guys. [Everyone pounds it] Now blow it up. [They blow it up]
[In the kitchen, Grant chops some carrots, and adds them to the soup Lori's stirring. She adds pepper and ladles it into a bowl Rita holds out for her, Rita puts the bowl on a plate, and adds some oregano.]
Kotaro: Order up! [He and Lynn skate up to the service window.] Potato and chicken dump-Lynns.
Rita: [Gives a thumbs up and checks the pot.] Fresh out.
Lori: No problem, Mom, I know that recipe by heart. [Comes to the window and puts out two bowls of soup.] Here, this Lynn-til soup goes to table three.
Lynn and Kotaro: Got it.
[They take the soup and skate off, Kotaro almost losing his balance. Meanwhile, Leni is escorting a mother and daughter to their seating.]
Leni: Please take a seat. Oh, but, give it back at the end of your meal.
[The two take their seats and Lisa offers them menus.]
Lisa: May I recommend the Lynn-ger chicken?
[Laney was putting the finishing touches on some creampuffs she made]
Laney: Done! [Comes to the window and puts out the two creampuffs] Get these Lynn-mon merengue creampuffs to table five!
[Lynn and Kotaro take the creampuffs and skates off]
[Lincoln places a bread bowl on the table and Luan leaves them some water, they are pleased by this. Luna and Lola are clearing the other tables, and take the dirty dishes to the sink where Lana and Virginia are cleaning.]
Lana: Thank you.
[She and Virginia start licking the plates clean. Everyone is busy in the kitchen.]
Laney: I wish Squeals was here. She would love this.
Me: Your wish is my command.
Squeals popped out of my backpack.
Laney: Squeals!
Squeals went into her arms.
Lynn: Order up. This is the home stretch guys, we're almost there.
[Everyone cheers, when suddenly Lucy arrives.]
Lucy: Where's Dad? I have the ultimate promotion, I invited Katherine Mulligan from channel three to come interview him.
Rita: [Shocked] You did what?
Luna: [Points to their dad] Bad timing, dude.
[Lynn Sr. is still unconscious with Lily fanning him.]
Lucy: Gasp.
Aylene C.: Oh boy.
Lincoln: [Covering Lucy's mouth] Nobody panic, I've got an idea. Laney! Do you have your facepainting kit with you?
Laney: [Holds her kit] Always.
[Later, at the interview.]
Katherine Mulligan: This is Katherine Mulligan, here at Lynn's Table, talking to the man behind the name, Chef Lynn Loud. [Lynn Sr.'s hand goes up, then his head flops down but jerks up, he's painted to look like he was awake and happy. In the booth behind him, the kids are controlling his arms with strings.]
Laney: He's very happy to meet you, Katherine.
Katherine Mulligan: This has been the most successful grand opening Royal Woods has ever seen. How'd you do it? [The kids make their dad shrug, Katherine is amused.] So modest. How does it feel? [Thumbs up]
Laney: He doesn't need words to describe how proud he is of how his resturant turn out. All of us contributed to making his buisness a success.
Katherine Mulligan: I can see that. And I also hear that you are responsible for the artwork in this resturant.
Laney: You are correct, madam. I am most especially proud of this! [Laney pulls out her mystery artwork. The siblings signal her to not reveal it.] Behold! [Laney pulls out the tarp revealing a beautiful family statue]
[People were astonshed as they saw the statue]
Man #1: Amazing!
Woman #1: Beautiful.
Woman #2: Captivating.
Lori: It's... not hideous.
Me: Wow! That is an awesome statue!
Varie: That is a true masterpiece!
Katherine Mulligan: Fantastic! Lynn Sr., you must be so proud of your daughter's achievement. [Lynn Sr's hand were raised and clapped] I bet you are. And how do you plan to celebrate? [Sleeping gesture, and snoring noises.] Ha, ha, a good night sleep, I don't blame you. [To the audience] Well, Lynn Loud is a man of few words, but he lets his food do the talking, I'm Katherine Mulligan saying that if you're looking for a delicious, family-friendly meal, look no further than Lynn's Table.
[That night at the Loud House, the Louds are watching the interview.]
Lynn Sr.: Wow, thanks for making me look so good, kids. And Laney, that art was equisite.
Laney: Of course it was. [To the siblings] And you all thought It was hideous.
Lincoln: We thought it was part of your phase.
Lynn Sr.: I can't believe you pulled that off.
Lincoln: It was the least we could do after the mess we made.
Lynn Sr.: Well, once you worked together, you really turned things around. In fact, the grand opening was even better than I could have hoped for, Ah, bring it in here.
[Family hug, which they all enjoy.]
Lynn: Bring it in.
Lynn Sr.: Now, I was thinking; since you guys were such a big help, maybe I should name a few dishes after you.
Luan: Ooh, how about a Luan-chovy pizza.
Lori: Oh oh, chicken catcha-Lori.
Lynn Sr.: I love those! Keep 'em coming.
[Cut to an exterior shot of the house. The camera slowly zooms out as the family continues to list off potential dishes.]
Lana: Lana-cotti.
Lola: Buffa-Lola chicken wings.
Rita: Hummus and Rita chips.
Lisa: Liso soup.
Lincoln: Beef well-Lincoln.
Laney: Torte-Laney.
Lucy: Lucy-esar salad.
Luna: Luna casserole.
Lily: Lily-guini.
Leni: Ooh, I got one: hamburgers.
We facepalm.
We turned Lynn's Table into a family fun paradise for everyone! There was an awesome arcade, art museum, kid mascots, everything!
FLASHBACK ENDS
Me: But we now are a huge success.
Lily: Yep.
Nico: That is so awesome!
Gia: That is amazing.
Maria: How does it feel to be on the same team as the other Rangers?
Gia: Pretty good. We actually get to socialize with them now.
Nico: That's amazing! And I have a feeling we're gonna meet the Dino Charge Rangers soon.
Me: We sure will.
We continued our lunch.
On another Earth light-years away, 10 friends were working at the Dino Cafe in Angel Falls. It was the awesome Dino Charge Power Rangers!
Tyler Navarro: Keep those orders coming.
Sir Ivan: (British Accent) You guys make good food though.
Koda: They do. But friends are helping.
Kendall Morgan: We have a lot of work ahead of us though. And I have a feeling that Team Loud Phoenix Storm will come to recruit us.
Tyler Navarro: I feel it too. But it will be so cool to help them. Lets do it!
DINO CHARGE: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! DINO CHARGER READY! ENERGIZE! HA! UNLEASH THE POWER!
They were enveloped in a powerful flash of light and the screen went white.
THE END
Another Fanfiction and Flashback chapter complete.
Cooked was an awesome episode that aired earlier and it was so awesome that Lynn Sr. has his own restaurant now. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.