I was in the simulator doing an exercise. I was armed with the magical Sword of Gryffindor. It was like the mighty sword Excalibur. It chose me because I am now a member of Gryffindor house and am now a Gryffindor Wizard. I have a Gryffindor Scarf wrapped around my waist as proof of my joining.
The sword of Gryffindor was made a thousand years ago by goblins, the magical world's most skilled metalworkers, and is therefore enchanted. Fashioned from pure silver, it is inset with rubies, the stone that represents Gryffindor in the hour-glasses that count the house points at Hogwarts. Godric Gryffindor's name is engraved just beneath the hilt.
The sword was made to Godric Gryffindor's specifications by Ragnuk the First, finest of the goblin silversmiths, and therefore King (in goblin culture, the ruler does not work less than the others, but more skillfully). When it was finished, Ragnuk coveted it so much that he pretended that Gryffindor had stolen it from him, and sent minions to steal it back. Gryffindor defended himself with his wand, but did not kill his attackers. Instead he sent them back to their king bewitched, to deliver the threat that if he ever tried to steal from Gryffindor again, Gryffindor would unsheathe the sword against them all. The goblin king took the threat seriously and left Gryffindor in possession of his rightful property, but remained resentful until he died.
A legend persists, in some sections of the goblin community, that Gryffindor actually stole the sword from Ragnuk. This is partly a result of belief among some goblins that goblin-made items rightfully belong to goblins, rather than the heirs of those who may have purchased them.
Affray in the Chamber of Secrets
In May of 1993, the sword materialised inside the old school Sorting Hat and appeared to Harry Potter, whom the hat was given to when he arrived in the Chamber of Secrets to save his best friend's sister, Ginny Weasley, from being drained of her life force by Tom Riddle's Diary and eaten by the Basilisk. Harry used the sword to kill the Basilisk, which was hiding inside the bowels of the Chamber.[4] This caused the sword to be imbued with basilisk venom (since goblin-made items only imbibe what makes them stronger) and hence gained the ability to destroy Horcruxes, although Harry instead used one of the Basilisk's fangs to destroy the diary, which eliminated the sentient memory of Tom Riddle it contained and restored Ginny's vitality. After the events of that year, the sword resided in the Headmaster's office and was kept safe within a glass case.
Hunt for Horcruxes
During the summer of 1996, Albus Dumbledore used the sword on the Gaunt family ring. The sword cracked the stone in the ring, thus destroying it as a Horcrux. It still worked as the Resurrection Stone. Dumbledore tried to use it to talk to his deceased relatives, but failed.
Before he died, Dumbledore entrusted the sword to Harry in his will. However, Rufus Scrimgeour claimed that the sword was not Dumbledore's to give away. The Minister stated that it was a school heirloom, not personal property and refused to give it to Harry. This caused the trio substantial problems. Dumbledore placed an identical copy of the sword in his office, because he knew that the British Ministry of Magic would try to confiscate it and hid the real sword in a hole in the wall behind his portrait. Sure enough, the sword on display in the Headmaster's office was later taken by Rufus Scrimgeour for examination.
When the sword was returned to the Headmaster's office by the Ministry, Dumbledore's Army students Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, and Luna Lovegood attempted to steal it for Harry. The group was caught and punished as a result. Following that incident, Severus Snape passed the counterfeit sword to Bellatrix Lestrange. Bellatrix then stored it in her Gringotts vault alongside Helga Hufflepuff's cup, one of Voldemort's Horcruxes.
Upon discovering where Harry and his friends were camping out, Dumbledore's portrait instructed Snape to give Harry the real sword without Harry knowing that it was Snape, in case Voldemort found out through Legilimency on Harry. Snape deposited the real sword in a frozen lake in the Forest of Dean and used his corporeal Doe Patronus to guide Harry to the sword. When Harry tried to retrieve the sword, the Locket of Slytherin closed around his neck and attempted to strangle him, sensing that its destruction was near. Ron Weasley came to Harry's rescue, retrieved the sword from the lake and used it to stab the locket, destroying it.
Skirmish at Malfoy Manor
Later, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were captured by the Death Eaters and sent to Malfoy Manor. Harry and Ron were imprisoned in the cellar along with Luna Lovegood, Dean Thomas, Mr Ollivander and the goblin Griphook while Hermione was being tortured and interrogated by Bellatrix Lestrange. Bellatrix demanded to know where the trio came into the possession of the sword, thinking that they had broke into her vault for it. She summoned Griphook to verify the sword, and at Harry's request, Griphook lied and said that it was a fake.
Break-in of Gringotts Wizarding Bank
When Harry and the rest were saved by Dobby to Shell Cottage, Harry asked for Griphook's assistance to break into Bellatrix Lestrange's vault at Gringotts, as he suspected the Cup of Hufflepuff was hidden within it. Griphook, impressed by Harry's respectful treatment of the house elf, agreed to help on the grounds that he would be given the real sword as payment. Harry agreed reluctantly. When their break-in was discovered, Griphook seized the real sword and ran with it. Afterwards, the goblins were summoned to Malfoy Manor to deliver the news of the Gringotts break-in to Voldemort; in a fit of blind rage, Voldemort murdered all those present for their failure in protecting the vault and the extremely valuable objects inside.
Battle of Hogwarts
In the Battle of Hogwarts, the sword reappeared in the Sorting Hat for Neville Longbottom and, while following Harry Potter's orders, he used it to behead Nagini, Voldemort's snake and his last remaining Horcrux with a single stroke of the blade, rendering Voldemort a mortal man once more. The sword was last mentioned lying beside Neville in the Great Hall following the conclusion of the final battle and the end to the Second Wizarding War.
The Calamity
During the mysterious Calamity which affected the Wizarding world in the 2010s, the Sword of Gryffindor was one of the numerous magical items and artefacts that appeared scattered across the world, called Foundables for which volunteer wizards and witches of the Statute of Secrecy Task Force had to deal with in order to uphold the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy.
I saw the entrance into the Chamber of Secrets opened and I went in and it was a dark and crazy chamber.
Me: This place reeks of evil.
I then saw the unconscious body of Ginny Weasley.
Me: Ginny!
I went over to her.
Me: This is the work of that diary.
Then a figure came out.
?: (British Accent) She won't wake.
I saw that it was Tom Marvolo Riddle before he became Lord Voldemort.
Me: Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Tom Riddle: That's right. But I'm a memory. Preserved in a diary for over 50 years. You must be J.D. Knudson.
Me: That's right. You did this to her.
Tom Riddle: Yes. It was Ginny Weasley who opened the Chamber of Secrets, it was Ginny who sent the Basilisk on the Mudbloods and Filch's Cat, It was Ginny who wrote the threatening messages on the walls.
Me: Why would you do this to her?
Tom Riddle: Because I told her to. You'll find I can be very persuasive. Not that she knew what she was doing she was, shall we say in a kind of trance? Still the power of the diary began to scare her and she tried to dispose of it in the girls bathroom and then, who should find it but Harry Potter. The very person I was most anxious to meet.
Me: Why is that?
Tom Riddle: I knew I had to talk to him, meet him if I could. So I decided to show him my capture of that brainless oaf Hagrid, to gain his trust.
Me: You fucking bastard! Hagrid is Harry's friend and you framed him for crimes he didn't commit.
Tom Riddle: It was my word against Hagrid's.
Me: Bullshit. Albus Dumbledore knows he's innocent. And I have a feeling he saw right through you.
Tom Riddle: He certainly kept a close watch on me after that. I knew it wouldn't be safe to open the Chamber again while I was still at school. So I decided to leave behind a diary, preserving my 16-year-old self within its pages so that one day I would be able to lead another to finish Salazar Slytherin's noble work.
Me: His "Work" is a world without free will. And a genocidal path that will destroy much of the human race. As we speak there is an antidote being made for all those who were petrified because of you.
Tom Riddle: Haven't I told you? Killing Mudbloods doesn't matter to me anymore.
Me: Then what does besides your racially motivated bullshit?
Tom Riddle: For many months now my new target has been Harry Potter.
Me: What do you want with him?
Tom Riddle: How is it that the baby with no extraordinary magical talent whatsoever was able to defeat the greatest wizard of all time? How did he escape with nothing but a scar while Lord Voldemort's powers were destroyed?
Me: That's a question you should ask him yourself. Voldemort paid the ultimate price for his crimes. And he was way after you.
Tom Riddle: Voldemort is my past, present and future.
Tom wrote his name with his wand in fire letters "Tom Marvolo Riddle" and then he rearranged it and it now said "I am Lord Voldemort."
Me: So you are the heir of Slytherin. You are also fuckpot Voldemort.
Tom Riddle: Surely you didn't think I was going to keep my filthy muggle fathers name? No. I've fashioned myself a new name, a name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world.
Me: You are a monster Tom! You've killed thousands of innocent people all to satisfy you're own twisted ambitions from the devil himself! And for the record, Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter are 10 times better than you are.
Tom Riddle: Dumbledore's been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me!
Me: Bullshit! He will never be gone! Not as long as we remain and will always be loyal to him!
Tom Riddle: Then lets test that theory.
Tom went over to the face of Salazar Slytherin and he spoke in Parseltongue.
The statue's mouth opened.
Tom Riddle: Lets match the power of Lord Voldemort, heir of Salazar Slytherin against the all powerful J.D. Knudson.
Me: Bring it on you son of a bitch.
Then a huge snake came out and it was the BASILISK!
It was a really long snake!
I fired a powerful energy blast at the snake and blew it into a million pieces and killed it.
Me: Slytherin's pet. What a waste.
I held up the sword.
Me: Recognize this?
Tom Riddle: It's the Sword of Godric Gryffindor.
I then grabbed the diary and opened it.
Tom Riddle: What are you doing?
I pulled out a dagger and slashed my wrist and coat the blade in my poisonous blood. I had the knife ready to stab the diary.
Me: Sending your fucking ass back to Hell!
Tom Riddle: Stop! NO!
I stabbed the book with the dagger and blood poured out of it. Tom started to fade and I stabbed it again and I closed it and stabbed the cover.
He exploded and disintegrated.
Ginny woke up.
Me: Ginny, are you okay?
Ginny: (British Accent) J.D. it was me. But I swear I didn't mean to. It made me.
Me: I know Ginny. I know. It wasn't your fault. It was Voldemort.
I took the Diary and threw it into the air and I slashed it into a thousand pieces with the sword. The Sword was now imbued with Basilisk Venom and my poisonous blood. Then I fired an energy blast and vaporized it into ash.
Me: 2 down five to go.
I merged Ginny with her counterpart and left the simulator and the exercise ended. Everyone cheered wildly.
Nico: Awesome job J.D.!
Me: Thanks man. The real book has been destroyed as well. But we still have 5 more Horcruxes to destroy.
Nico: We sure do.
Later at the Paris Maximum Security Prison, Nico and a few of our team was visiting Gabriel yet again.
Gabriel: Back already, Nico? I think these visits are becoming a new hobby for you.
Nico: Relax. I just need advice on something.
Gabriel: Okay.
Nico: My friend Sabrina here needs some advice on how to use the Butterfly Miraculous.
Sabrina: That's right. So we came to you for help.
Gabriel: So, Sabrina needs using the Butterfly Miraculous.
Roxas: And she would like some advice on how ot use it. If you're ok with that.
Gabriel: Oh course. But just so you know I did not authorize Lila to shoot the Mayor and Ms. Cheng.
Numbuh 2: So you didn't tell Lila to shoot Marinette's mom and the mayor? She did it without your permission?!
Gabriel: I respect Sabine Cheng and Mayor Bourgeois too much to want any real harm to come to them. I was planning to recreate my Akumatized army using a method that wouldn't put anyone in the hospital. But Lila got desperate and thought that shooting a gun at two grown ups was okay since she was close to being found out.
Maria: Well, now we have another reason to be pissed off at Lila.
Nico: Yeah. Lila is now in the Saturn Insane Asylum's Triple Maximum Security section. Her cellmate now is Leena Klammer, the Orphan Killer. We transferred her from the Antarctica Prison to the Triple Max Section of the Saturn Prison because they are both extremely dangerous.
Gabriel: I see.
Thrust: With good behavior, you could be out on by New Years.
Gabriel: (chuckles) I wouldn't count on it. I've had to defend myself against a lot of inmates wanting a piece of me.
G1 Bumblebee: We're not kidding. Say the word and we'll get you out of here.
Gabriel: No. I have to serve out the rest of my prison sentence. So don't worry about getting me out. You all go live your lives. You deserve it.
William: Can we at least have you let out once in a while so you, Adrien and Emile can have family meals together?
Gabriel: I'm fine with that.
Nico: We'll let you be with them for Christmas. How does that sound?
Gabriel: That sounds good.
Nico: Good.
They had Gabriel teach Sabrina how to use the Butterfly Miraculous. She learned fast. She promised to not use it the same way as Gabriel did as Hawk Moth.
Later we were watching TV when the alarm went off.
Me: Uh oh.
We went to the computer and we found out that the Capicola Gang was back.
Mordecai: The Capicola Gang!?
Rigby: They almost ruined Pops's birthday.
Me: You guys had an encounter with them before?
Benson: We sure did. We went to get Pops a great birthday present and we went to get him some Fuzzy Dice.
Skips: But we had no idea that the Fuzzy Dice were filled with Millions of dollars in stolen uncut diamonds.
Me: Whoa! Let me see here.
I pulled up the info about the Capicola Gang.
At one point of time, the gang knocked over Big City Jewelers and made off with a stash of uncut diamonds. They kept the stolen diamonds in a pair of fuzzy dice. Knowing the police would come after them, they went down to the Fun Fun Zone, storing the fuzzy dice in the prize walls.
The Chase
Ten years later, after Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, Skips and Benson won a million tickets to claim the fuzzy dice, the gang tried to make off with them. The group pursued them all the way to the docks, where the FBI showed up shortly after and shot them with guns. It took a lot of firepower to bring them down.
We gasped.
Me: So they are a gang of Animatronic Robot Mascots?
Laney: That is weird. And I thought the Animatronics at Spunk E. Pigeons were weird.
Me: Not only that but they are on the FBI's top 10 most wanted list.
Nico: Wow!
Me: Now we're going to chase them via horse.
Vince: Awesome!
We got to our horses and Rapidash's. Some of us decided to fly.
Sideswipe: (turns into vehicle mode) I don't think horses are necessary here. Us Cybertronians can be enough to catch up to those animatronics easily.
Me: All right. (Puts a siren hat on) Lets roll!
We were off.
(The Night Begins To Shine by B.E.R. plays)
I turned on my Siren Hat.
We saw the Capicola Gang driving fast down the highway.
Me: There they are!
They saw us behind them.
Duck Lady: It's Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Capicola Leader: Shoot them!
Louie and the Duck Girl pulled out guns and they were shooting at us.
We were dodging and deflecting their shots.
Nico: Jesus Christ! They're shooting!
Lana: It's like a scene out of an action movie.
Me: If we can blow up their car we can fight them on the ground!
G1 Thrust: Lets use our combos! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Decepticon Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his missiles 100-fold.
Roxas: Lets get them! AUTOBOT CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his Right Arm Device and it enabled him to use Cybertron Red Alert's shoulder cannon.
G1 Thrust and Roxas: LASER MISSILESTORM BURST!
They both fired lasers and missiles and they hit the back of the Capicola Gang's car and it caused the car to explode.
We stopped and we were ready to face them!
Me: Capicola Gang, you're under arrest for grand larceny.
Duck Lady: You'll never take us alive.
Me: Then we'll blow you three to pieces.
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Star Force Five!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Fiveman Rangers from 1990. Troy Burrows turned into the Red Fiveman, Noah Carver turned into the Blue Fiveman, Jake Halling turned into the Black Fiveman, Gia Moran turned into the Yellow Fiveman, Emma Goodall turned into the pink Fiveman and Orion turned into the Shadow Ranger of S.P.D.
Duck Lady: Are those Ranger supposed to be named after that High Five Ghost wimp?
Me: For your information you overgrown tin can, they turned into rangers from Japan that aired in 1990.
Maria: You guys need to short out!
Maria fired a powerful blast of water.
Capicola Gang Leader: (avoid Maria's water blast) Everything the other villains said about you punks was true. You've all gone soft! (punches Lincoln) Is that it? Are you all trying to be better heroes? Is that why you took the fight out here? To protect people from getting hurt? Well, I've got news for you, Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Those people you're all protecting? They think you're bigger monsters then we are! (shoots me in the ribs)
Me: Shut the fuck up!
Capicola Gang Leader: WHAT!?
He saw that I had the bullet in my fingers.
Me: You tin cans are bad news and now you will die!
Nico: Capicola Gang, you fuckfreaks have failed this city!
Me: Take them down!
We went at them and I punched the Capicola Gang Leader in the face and kicked him in the stomach. Lana fired a powerful blast of ice lightning and froze Louie and Kiki the Marsupilami Girl wrapped the Duck Girl in her really long tail.
Kiki: Time for you to go for a Spin! HOOBA!
She pulled and the Duck Girl spun like a top.
Sabrina: Time for everything I learned to be put to the test. Nooroo! Wings Take Flight!
Sabrina then turned into a good version of Hawk Moth. But instead of Hawk Moth, she now calls herself Undermoth! She had beautiful Owl Butterfly Wings and she had a beautiful butterfly sleeveless Trench Coat with butterflies all over it and she had the kanji for Owl Butterflies of the Moon's Justice on the back. 月の正義のフクロウ蝶 She also had a powerful magic wand.
Nico: Wow! You look incredible Sabrina!
Sabrina: Thanks Nico.
Nico: Lets see what I can do. Pyri! Fire Wings Burn!
Nico was enveloped in a powerful ball of fire and he had a powerful sleeveless fire body suit appear on him and wings made of pure fire sprouted from his back and he had an awesome sleeveless trench coat with fire all over it and the kanji for The Virtuous Flames of The Phoenix was written on it. フェニックスの高潔な炎 He also had a deadly sword of fire.
Nico: Wow! Awesome!
Nico fired a powerful blast of fire at the Capicola Gang Leader and burned his skin and clothes off and it revealed his metallic body. Nico slashed him with his sword and it burned the leader all over.
Mordecai: Do you three even realize that you almost ruined Pops' birthday?!
Duck Lady: We don't care!
Lincoln punched the leader in the face and fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted him. Troy Burrows slashed Louie with his V Sword, Noah Carver smashed Louise with his Twin Arrays, Jake Halling slashed him with his Power Cutter, Gia Moran smashed him with her Cutie Circle and Emma Goodall lashed him with her Cutie Circle. Orion slashed the Duck Lady with his Shadow Sword.
G1 Bumblebee: Lets get him! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his laser blasters 100-fold.
Numbuh 2: Time to kick some animatronic butt! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into Numbuh 2's Arm device and it gave him Scourge's 2 Dragon Heads.
G1 Bumblebee and Numbuh 2: FLAMING LASER FIRESTORM!
G1 Bumblebee and Numbuh 2 fired powerful blasts of fire and lasers and they hit Louie and blew him to pieces.
Me: Lets finish these clods!
Kiki: Hooba! Time for some Marsupilami Power! YELLOW TAILWHIP SLASHSTORM!
Kiki slashes the Capicola Leader with her really long tail all over and she lashed him good.
Lincoln: Time for some lightning! LIGHTNING DRAGON THUNDERCLAP!
Lincoln fired a powerful dragon of pure lightning and it electrocuted Louie and the Duck Girl and they both exploded.
Mordecai: This is for trying to ruin Pop's birthday! BLUEJAY FLOCK STRIKE!
Mordecai called a massive school of Bluejays and they went at the Capicola leader and skewered him.
Rigby: Time for you to get dismantled! SPICE FIRESTORM BURN!
Rigby drank a massive bottle of hotsauce and fired a powerful blast of fire at the animatronics and burned them.
Benson: You guys are bad animatronics! ANGER FIRESTORM EXPLOSION!
Benson fired a powerful blast of anger energy and it hit the Capicola Leader and exploded. He was blown to pieces.
Me: Serves you tin cans right.
Maria: That's the end of that. (Eddy fires his blaster at the motionless Duck Lady's head) Eddy!
Eddy: What? I thought I saw her hand twitch.
Luan: No need for that Eddy.
Me: And look. (Holds up the Fuzzy Dice) I found the Fuzzy Dice.
I opened them and in them were a bunch of diamonds.
Me: Here's the diamonds.
Nico: (Whistles) Nice ice.
Me: They sure are. You both did great for your first use of the Miraculous.
Nico: Thanks man.
Skips: Guys, Death called half an hour ago. He can't take care of the Capicola Gang's souls for us. He's busy babysitting his son Thomas.
Benson: Looks like we'll have to take care of their souls ourselves.
Me: They're machines and they don't have souls.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Me: But we'll seal them into the Book of Vile Darkness anyway.
Nicole: You got it dad.
Nicole sealed them into it.
Mordecai: (To the viewers) Not even animatronic robots can stop all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. These guys are that good.
Me: We are.
We returned the diamonds to their proper owners and went back home.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete and the 2nd Regular Show Villain defeated.
Fuzzy Dice was where the Capicola Gang came from and it was awesome! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think. Next up is the TaleSpin Villain Don Karnage. So get ready for an awesome World War I style dogfight as we take to the skies against him in awesome biplanes! I'm gonna take a break till Sunday this week to give my brain a chance to cool down and spend time with my family. I need a vacation.
See you all Sunday