At Hogwarts Castle, I was going after a swarm of Dementors that were trying to kill a bunch of students.


A Dementor is a gliding, wraithlike Dark creature, widely considered to be one of the foulest to inhabit the world. Dementors feed on human happiness and thus generate feelings of depression and despair in any person in close proximity to them. They can also consume a person's soul, leaving their victims in a permanent vegetative state, and thus are often referred to as "soul-sucking fiends", rendering a person an 'empty-shell'. Dementors were closely associated with Azkaban, as they were formerly employed by the British Ministry of Magic as the prison guards, and were not known to permanently inhabit any other location.

The Dementors of Azkaban were under the employ of the Ministry until mid-1996, when Lord Voldemort was sighted in the Ministry, and their defection to the Dark Lord's cause became undeniable. The Dementors supposedly led the Death Eaters and Voldemort into the Ministry of Magic. After the end of the Second Wizarding War in 1998, the Ministry was re-formed, and newly-appointed Minister for Magic Kingsley Shacklebolt ensured that they were not used by the government again, presumably due to their changing allegiance and support of Voldemort, and due to ethical reforms in the Ministry and Wizarding society at large.

There are certain defences one can use against Dementors, specifically the Patronus Charm. Dementors hold no true loyalty, except to whoever can provide them with the most people to feed on. They seemingly cannot be destroyed, though their numbers can be limited if the conditions in which they multiply are prevented from forming, implying that they do die off eventually.


I walked up to a Dementor as he was sucking a soul out of a Slytherin girl.

Me: Leave her alone you monster from Hell!

I held my hand up to him.

Me: HAKAI!

In an instant, the Dementor was totally obliterated. There was nothing left of him as it was completely erased from existence forever.

Nico and Lincoln were with me.

Lincoln: Whoa!

Nico: Oh wow! That was awesome!

Slytherin Girl: (British Accent) Wow! That was amazing!

Me: Thank you. Are you okay?

Slytherin Girl: Yes. Thanks to you.

Nico: What was that move J.D.?

Me: It was called Hakai. What it does is it completely obliterates the body and the soul and instead of sending them to the afterlife, they are completely erased from existence forever as if they weren't even born at all. Not even ghosts are a match for it. It will kill them on contact.

Nico: Whoa! That's unbelievable! That could be the deadliest of all techniques!

Lincoln: Amazing!

Slytherin Girl: It sure is.

Nico: Think you could teach me how to do that?

Me: Sure. But you have to use it only when necessary.

Nico: Okay.

After we took care of the rogue Dementors, we went back to the estate.


In a special airplane mansion that we built in our garage we were heading over to the town of Tremorton. It was the town that was home to the famous XJ-9 A.K.A. Jenny Wakeman.


Jenny was designed as a teenager of about 16 years of age (in design and mentality), but it was 5 years since she had been created, prior to the events of "I Was a Preschool Dropout". As her number indicates, she had several prototypes, whom she treats as her "sisters". While she was designed as a teenage robot, presumably with the adolescent mind of a 15-year old or so, she did undergo a period of infancy ("Humiliation 101"). As revealed in the same episode, she also spent some of her early years as a crude steam-powered robot before being upgraded to hydronium-electric hybrid-power (as seen in the blueprints of her Master Plan).

For an uncertain amount of time, she was prevented from leaving the house by her mother, except for the purpose of saving the earth, where she would not be viewed by the general populace. Following the events of "It Came from Next Door", she finally managed to interact with the outside world and make human friends, namely Brad Carbunkle and his younger brother Tuck, and later enrolling in Tremorton High School where she soon met and befriended Sheldon Lee.


Riku: Thanks for being our pilot to Tremorton, Launchpad.

Launchpad: My pleasure, Riku!

Lola: Launchpad, I don't know if Scrooge told you this, but Voldemort's goons are looking for the Horcruxes even as we speak. We need to be focusing our efforts on finding them.

Launchpad: Relax, Lola. Dr. Strange and Dr. Fate are looking for the Horcruxes across the entire Wizarding World. When they locate them, they'll let us know.

Nico: This was my idea, Lola. I suggested this visit to Tremorton to take our minds off of this mess with Voldemort and the Horcruxes.

Me: It was a great idea Nico.

Vince: It sure was. This is gonna be awesome going to the town of Tremorton.

Me: It sure is. Tremorton has an awesome history. But it also has an awesome hero robot. Her name is Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9.

Laney: I've heard a lot about her. She is an awesome robot.

Lisa: She was created by one of my favorite professors of science Professor Nora Wakeman.

Me: It's gonna be so cool meeting her.

Scrooge McDuck: (Scottish Accent) Aye lad. It will be interesting.

We landed in the park and got out.

Me: Tremorton, Pennsylvania.

Nick F.: I've never been here before. This is a brand new town for me.

Me: It sure is.

We went to a local restaurant we saw Jenny and we saw Brad. But then a man yelled at Jenny.

Man: YOU FILTHY MECHANIZED NUISSANCE! GET OUT!

Jenny: Hey! You can't kick me out!

Man: OH YES I CAN! WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE [pushes cans away] TO ROBOTS! They're dangerous, they can't be trusted and they stink too. NO ROBOTS ALLOWED!

Me: Hey!

I walked up to the man and grabbed him by his shirt and braced him up against the wall.

Me: Who the hell do you think you are you fuckpot!?

Man: I'm the owner of this restaurant!

Me: You are nothing more than a Robophobic Supremacist that's what!

Man: Who are you!?

Me: Someone you should not fuck around with. I'm J.D. Knudson, leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Everyone gasped when they heard my name.

Jenny: Wow! It's such an honor to meet you!

Brad: We heard so many awesome things about you guys! You're world famous legends!

Me: Thank you.

Man: So you're the famous J.D. Knudson. I didn't recognize you and that this robot was with you?

Me: Actually we just met. But we came here to help Jenny.

Man: Why!? She's a robot!

Me: For your information you old prune, Jenny Wakeman is more than just a robot. She is just as Human as everyone else in this world like you! Professor Nora Wakeman built her to protect you guys just like we do to protect everyone.

Brad: Wow. You tell him J.D.!

Man: Really?

Me: Really. Now you revoke that rule, (Pulls out a gun and points it at his head) or this will be your last day alive.

Man: Okay! Okay!

He erased that rule.

Me: Good.

I fired the gun and it was a squirt gun.

Me: Gotcha.

Everyone laughed.

Luan: (Laughs) That was a good prank J.D.

Eddy: (Laughs) That was so funny!

Nico: Nice one!

Jenny: Thanks for that guys.

Me: Anytime Jenny. But it's such a pleasure to meet you in person.

Jenny: Same here. I've heard so many things about you.

Me: It's mutual.

Varie: We have done so much as well.

Jenny: Look, I know you guys want to help me with my school life and the Skyway Patrol. But I really don't mind what bullies and the Skyway Patrol think of me. As long as I keep fighting bad guys, that's all that matters. (smiles) That's what a hero does, right?

Me: Well it's more than just that Jenny. A true hero has to fight and risk his neck for those that they care about and they have to do everything they can to protect everyone.

Jenny: Wow. I never thought about that.

Nico Robin: That's right Jenny. Many heroes have had to go through some hard times to get to where they are at.

Lincoln: That's right. It's tough but they have had to endure a lot of hardships as well.

Jenny: Wow.

Later we went to Jenny's school and we saw a lot of people.

Jenny: These are our classmates.

Laney: Some of them look nice.

Lana: Yeah but some of them don't look nice at all Lanes.

Fire: Who exactly are the jerks in yor school anyway?

We saw two bullies picking on a boy named Sheldon.

Me: That makes me mad!

I went over and...

POW!

I punched them in the face and sent them crashing into a classroom door and they groaned stupidly as they had their teeth missing and their faces were swollen.

?: (British Accent) Well if it isn't the loser patrol.

Jenny: Hi Brit. Hi Tiff.

Tiff: You guys are nothing but losers.

Star Butterfly: You remind me of my evil nemesis Brittney Wong.

Me: Just what the universe needs, another couple of snobby brats.

Brit: You are no prize either you loser.

Carol: At least I don't dress up like a popular snobby whore.

Everyone gasped.

Tiff: HEY! You can't talk to us iike that!

Me: Says the two snobby whores that set the whole school on fire.

Everyone gasped again.

Then the principal came.

Principal: So you two set the school on fire back then.

Me: They were.

Brit: You have no proof.

Jenny: Oh really. Need I remind you that you used me and nearly got me in trouble more times than anyone else can count?

Principal: I think I get the point. Tiff and Brit Crust, you two are expelled!

Brit and Tiff were kicked out of school forever.

Me: Good riddance to those two.

Jenny: You said it.

Me: Jenny, how would you like to be a human for real?

Jenny: You can do that?

Me: We sure can and we can give you the ability to transform at will. You can also use your robot abilities even in Human Form.

Jenny: Wait. You're saying that I can have a chance to be human?

Soundwave: That's correct.

Shrapnel: I think you would look beautiful as a human.

Jenny: (hesitantly) I don't know. I've had attempts to be human before. But those didn't end well. How do I know that you guys can really make me human?

Me: You saw us do all kinds of awesome things. We have the power to do anything.

Jenny: Wow! That is so cool!

Me: Lets go talk it over with your mom first.

Jenny: Okay.

We went over to the Wakeman residence. We arrived and we were introduced to professor Nora Wakeman.

Nora Wakeman: It is such an honor to meet the legendary Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: You too Professor Wakeman. We heard so much about you.

Leni: We have?

Lisa: Indeed we have 2nd Eldest Sibling. It's an honor to meet you Professor.

Nora Wakeman: Thank you Lisa.

Me: We would like to ask you if we could make Jenny, human.

Nora Wakeman: Yes I am familiar that you all have that kind of power.

G1 Bumblebee: Jenny, if you need some time to make your decision, we'll let you have some.

Nora Wakeman: XJ-9, I don't care if you're human or a robot. You'll always be my daughter.

Jenny: Thanks mom. I'm ready.

Me: Okay. But Jenny, it's gonna hurt.

Jenny: I'm ready.

Me: Okay.

Lincoln: Do we need to cover our eyes?

Me: Not this time.

I snapped my fingers and Jenny was in a lot of pain!

Jenny: (EXCRUCIATING PAIN) OH GOD IT HURTS!

Her metal body was replaced with skin and she had beautiful blue and white clothes. She had a blue shirt with a blue skirt and blue boots. She had beautiful brown hair in pigtails and beautiful blue eyes. She was now a full fledge human but with awesome robot abilities.

Jenny: What happened!?

Me: You are now an awesome human. Look.

I formed a mirror and she gasped and she saw that she was amazing.

Jenny: Wow! I look incredible!

Laney: Wow! You look awesome Jenny.

Jenny: Thanks Laney.

Brad: Jen, you look awesome!

Nico: I'll say.

Then alarms went off.

Me: Uh oh!

Suddenly a power outage happened and everything went black.

Me: Uh oh. The power's out!

Jenny: I know who's behind this. GIGAWATT!

Me: Who or what is Gigawatt?

Jenny: I'll show you. Follow me!

We were off to the city and we saw GIGAWATT!


Gigawatt arrives on Tremorton and starts to drain the electricity of the place. When Jenny battles Gigawatt, she is soon defeated by him after using her plasma ray to attack which Gigawatt absorbed to become stronger. This leads Jenny to use some upgrades that would help her defeat Gigawatt such as covering her entire body with rubber to be invulnerable to Gigawatt's attacks. However, Gigawatt creates electromagnetism in an object to attract Jenny's metal body to it. She later tries different upgrades to take down Gigawatt but fails in all the attempts.

Jenny, her mother, and her friends make a plan together involving teamwork using the previously used upgrades to make a surprise attack on Gigawatt. Gigawatt is defeated afer Jenny splashes water on him which decreased Gigawatt's energy until being reduced to a talking lightbulb. Gigawatt's head is put in a box and imprisoned afterwards, preventing him from draining energy again.


Lincoln: WHOA! He's a living Lightning Bolt.

Laney: An anthropomorphic lightning bolt! We've seen anthropomorphic animals but never Anthropomorphic Lightning Bolts.

Lana: That's true.

Shanan: He's an Uxitian Energy Vampire.

Nico: What are Uxitian Energy Vampires?

Shanan: They are very dangerous creatures that come from the planet Uxi VII. It comes from the Cartwheel Galaxy and they steal energy to make themselves more powerful.

Me: Wow! Thats amazing! Lets get him!

Juleka: Swanno! WHITE FEATHERS SPREAD!

Juleka turned into Maestra.

All of us had Gigawatt surrounded.

Gigawatt: (Transylvanian Accent) So the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm is here.

Alexis: You really picked a bad day to commit crimes, Gigawatt.

Danny Phantom: Face it, dude. There's no way out. Do you really want go to all the trouble of fighting us off when you could just succumb to the inevitable and give up?

Numbuh One: I know you're not looking forward to what happens next. But I give you my word as a KND operative, if you surrender, I'll make sure your death is quick and painless.

Agony: Forget that. We want to hear this one beg for mercy!

Jenny: I agree with Agony. I've been waiting for this moment!

Panda King: (to Gigawatt) Just submit. I can see you're about to pass out. This is only going to end badly for you.

Raven: Panda King's right. Why put yourself through one last struggle.

Gigawatt: (smirks) There's still plenty of fight left in me. (throws lightning at us)

Lincoln fired a powerful blast of lightning and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power.

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Me, Bella and Ben scanned him with our Omnitrixes and we acquired his DNA.

Ben turned into Feedback.

Ben: FEEDBACK!

He sucked out some of his energy.

Feedback: You think you can fight off all of us? We just need to hit you with combos and Final Smashes and it'll all be over!

Override: You're just making things harder for yourself!

Maria fired a powerful blast of water and it shorted him out and weakened him.

Troy Burrows: Time we speed things up!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Turbo!

The Megaforce Power Rangers turned into the Turbo Power Rangers.

Lily fired a powerful blast of water and it shorted him out.

I punched Gigawatt in the face and Nico fired a powerful blast of water and it hit him in the face and the Megaforce Power Rangers fired energy blasts from their blasters and swords and they hurt him.

Gigawatt: I think it's safe to say that you idiots underestimated me! What makes you think I''ll be easy to kill? I'm an energy being. And we all know that you can't destroy energy! Did you really think you could defeat me?

Juleka: (smirks) Actually, I think it was a pretty safe bet.

Jenny fired a powerful blast of water from a firehose blaster and it hurt Gigawatt all over. We blasted him with water and fire blasts and really hurt him.

Me: Time for some serious combo power!

G1 Bumblebee: Right! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his laser blasters 100-fold.

Fire: Lets hope he doesn't like spicy food. GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!

The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into her right arm device and enhanced her fire powerful 100-fold.

G1 Bumblebee and Fire: FIRESTORM LASER DANCE!

Bumblebee fired laser blasts and Fire fired powerful blasts of fire and they hit Gigawatt and exploded.

Shrapnel: Time for some lightning power! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Decepticon Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his electrical abilities 100-fold.

Riku: Time for some powerful lightning! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!

The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and enhanced his keyblade powers 100-fold.

Shrapnel and Riku: SUPERLIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE SHOCK!

Shrapnel and Riku fired a massive blast of lightning measuring at 500 pentawatts and it slammed into Gigawatt and overloaded him!

Me: Lets finish this guy! Final Smash time!

Mei Terumi: You got it! Take this big boy! LAVA STYLE: SUPERVOLCANO GEYSER!

Mei Terumi fired a massive blast of volcanic lava at Gigawatt with incredible power and it hit him and exploded.

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Maria: I will short you out! MEGATSUNAMI SUPER DELUGE!

Maria fired a massive blast of water and it slammed into Gigawatt and drenched him all over.

Lily Loud: Take this you freak! MEGADELUGE MAELSTROM DRENCH!

Lily fired a massive blast of water and drenched Gigawatt and he shorted out more.

Kairi: You will never get our planet! KEYBLADE WATERSTORM BLAST!

Kairi fired a powerful stream of water from her Keyblade and it hit Gigawatt and drenched him.

Luna: This is from me dudes. SIREN SONGWATER BURST!

Luna fired a powerful blast of singing water and it drenched Gigawatt and drenched him.

Juleka: This is the song of the Swan. CYGNUS SWAN SONG TRANCE!

Juleka spun around and the stars of the constellation of Cygnus the Swan formed in the background and she fired a powerful beam of music and it knocked him down. Feedback sucked his energy and weakened him.

Gigawatt: I HOPE YOU ALL CHOKE ON ME!

Kairi: (disgusted) What do you think we are? Cannibals?

Me: I have a perfect punishment for him.

At our amusement park in Gotham Royal York, we used Gigawatt as the power source for it.

Juleka: (To the viewers) Not even an energy vampire is a match for Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Nico: No it isn't. Gigawatt has failed this world.

Me: Yep. But you all were great.

Jenny: Thanks J.D. But it was so awesome helping you. It's gonna be an honor to help you guys.

Me: Thanks Jenny.

We shook hands. Sheldon, Brad and Tuck joined us too and so did Nora Wakeman.

THE END


Another Fanfiction Complete and the first ever My Life As A Teenage Robot villain defeated.

My Life As A Teenage Robot was a funny and awesome show on Nickelodeon and it was awesome! But those dumb ratings people ruined it. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think. Get ready for the ultimate battle that will make your blood boil when we take on the ruthless Kisenian Blossom from Sailor Moon R the movie and that is gonna be a battle that will infuriate you. I have a vendetta against the Kisenian Blossom for all the planets and stars she destroyed with her hatred.

See you all tomorrow.