At the Hogwarts Quidditch stadium we were all excited because today was my first ever Quidditch match. This was gonna be a really fun day for me. We walked into the stadium entrance and it was awesome! Today was the Quidditch match between Gryffindor and Slytherin. It was gonna be a tough but interesting match.
Oliver Wood: (Irish Accent) You scared J.D.?
Me: A little. But I'm excited.
Oliver Wood: That's all right. I felt the same way about my first game.
Me: What happened?
Oliver Wood: I uh... I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in and woke up in the hospital a week later.
Me: Ouch. Thank goodness you're okay.
Oliver Wood: Thank you.
The gates opened and we flew in.
I was flying with my wings and everyone else was flying on their brooms.
Me: Wow! Everyone is here!
I saw Nico and everyone in the Gryffindor stands and even in the Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin stands. This was gonna be awesome!
I saw everyone in the main Gryffindor stands and flew up to them.
Me: Hey guys.
Nico: Hey J.D. It's so cool seeing you flying in the stadium.
Me: Thanks man. This is gonna be awesome! Wish me luck not that I'll need it.
Lynn: Show no mercy J.D.!
Me: With pleasure.
Lee Jordan: (British Accent) Hello and welcome to Hogwarts First Quidditch Match of the season. Todays game is Slytherin VS Gryffindor!
Everyone cheered.
Lee Jordan: And we have a very special treat for you all! We have for our Seeker for Gryffindor House, J.D. Knudson, the Leader of the World Famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Everyone cheered wildly for me.
Me: Thank you all! Thank you!
We took our positions. I was looking right at Draco Malfoy who was the Seeker for Slytherin.
Me: Well look who it is.
Draco Malfoy: (British Accent) You will be scared when Slytherin wins.
Me: In your dreams Malfoy.
Lee Jordan: The players take their positions as Madame Hooch steps out onto the field to begin the game.
Madame Hooch: (British Accent) Now I want a nice clean game. From all of you.
Me: Yes ma'am.
She released the bludgers and the Golden Snitch.
Lee Jordan: The bludgers are up, followed by the Golden Snitch. Remember the snitch is worth 150 points. The Seeker who catches the Snitch ends the game.
Me: Here we go.
Madame Hooch got the Quaffle and threw it into the air.
Lee Jordan: The Quaffle is released and the game begins!
We were off! Gryffindor had the Quaffle. We were waiting for the right moment. I saw a lot of dodging and weaving and Angelina Johnson scored 10 points!
DING!
Lee Jordan: Angelina Johnson Scores! 10 Points for Gryffindor!
Me: Way to go Angelina!
I dodged a Bludger.
Marcus Flint for Slytherin was about to score but Oliver Wood blocked it.
Angelina Johnson scored again!
DING!
Me: YEAH!
Lee Jordan: Another 10 Points for Gryffindor!
Score was 20 to 0 Gryffindor!
Slytherin threw the Quaffle at the hoops but Oliver Wood got it and threw it to Angelina.
Marcus Flint: (British Accent) Give me that!
Me: Uh oh!
I flew over and Marcus took the beater stick and hit a Bludger right at Oliver and I appeared and kicked the Bludger back and it hit Marcus Flint in the head.
SMASH!
Nico: OOOHH! That's gonna leave a mark!
Lincoln: But what Marcus Flint did would've killed him.
Varie: But that was a good save.
Me: You all right Oliver?
Oliver Wood: Yeah. Thanks to you J.D. Good save.
Me: Thank you. Some Slytherins only know how to fight dirty.
I saw the Snitch.
Me: Oop. My cue!
I flew after the snitch and Draco Malfoy was in pursuit of me.
Draco: That Snitch is mine.
Me: In your dreams Malfoy!
I flared up my aura and flew after it faster than a bullet fired from a gun and I caught it!
Me: GOTCHA!
Lee Jordan: He's got the snitch! J.D. Knudson receives 150 points for catching the snitch!
Madam Hooch: (Blows Whistle) GRYFFINDOR WINS!
Everyone cheered wildly!
Nico: Way to go J.D.! YES!
Vince: Awesome job partner!
Everyone on the Gryffindor team landed by me.
Oliver Wood: Awesome job J.D.!
Angelina Johnson: (British Accent) Great job J.D.!
Me: Thanks guys. This was so awesome!
I walked over to Marcus Flint. He had a nasty lump on his head.
Me: OOH! That is not gonna feel good in the morning. MEDIC!
The medics came and they took him to the hospital. Nico came down.
Nico: Geez! You really smashed his head in.
Me: Well he was playing dirty. And there's no honor in that. Besides he almost hurt Oliver and I had to step in to keep him from getting hurt. Oliver got a nasty concussion from a Bludger that hit him in the head in his first Quidditch Match.
Nico: Ouch! That must've hurt.
Me: It did.
Nico: No kidding. But awesome job dude.
Me: Thanks man.
We won the Inter-House Quidditch Cup and it was an honor.
The Inter-House Quidditch Cup, also known as the Hogwarts Quidditch Cup or simply the Quidditch Cup, is awarded yearly at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to the House Quidditch team with the most total points.
Later we were over at the headquarters for the Skyway Patrol and it was an interesting place.
Skyway Patrol was formed in "The First Intergalactic War" with Dr. Wakeman. At that time, she had created Armagedroid to defend Earth from the alien invasion. After retiring from the organization (and sending Armagedroid to Earth's core when he rebelled), Nora Wakeman built the XJ units to help protect Earth from hostile aliens, such as The Cluster.
Since then, Skyway Patrol are often seen harassing XJ-9 for "unauthorized" aviation. In Last Action Zero it is revealed that members of this organization often have to deal with literal mountains of paperwork in order to do virtually anything. This usually makes them more of a nuisance than a help. This also renders them virtually unable to stop XJ-9, as it would take decades to fill out the necessary paperwork to arrest her.
Brad: I'm gonna go get bail money from my allowance.
Breach: What for?
Brad: So I can bail you guys out in case the Skyway Patrol ends up arresting all of you.
Ash: (to his Noctowl): Noctowl, make sure to watch our backs in case the Skyway Patrol pull a fast one on us. Ok?
Ash's Noctowl (nods): Noctowl!
Me: Lets do it! Lets kick some butt!
We went after the Skyway Patrol. We punched them all over the place and pounded their butts all over the place into pulp.
Muscle Man just flipped one of the desks in the room.
Skyway Patrol Officer: Are you kidding me?! There's fucking papers everywhere now!
Muscle Man: Yeah! It's everywhere because you can't do your jobs right!
Hook: You tell 'em, Muscle Man!
We smashed their faces in and knocked out some of their teeth.
Me: You guys are total fucked up jerks. You will apologize to Jenny or else!
Skyway Patrol Officer: Look, Knudson. After your whole revenge stunt on that Flower chick a week ago, I don't think you're in any position to be making demands of us!
Me: Try me!
I punched him in the face and the Skyway Patrol was knocked out.
Ratchet: So who's going to fill in the position of the Skyway Patrol now?
Me: We are. Team Loud Phoenix Storm is going to take the place of the Skyway Patrol.
Nico: I like it. The Skyway Patrol has failed this world.
Brad: And I'm resigning to Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: That a boy.
We went back home.
Back at the estate we were resting and then the Alarm went off.
Me: Uh oh.
We went to the computer and it showed Seismic activity in an air pocket near the Earths core.
Me: We got seismic activity at the Earth's Core. But it's in many places.
Johnny Test: Oh no. This is the work of the king of the Mole People: Zizrar.
Me: Zizrar, King of The Mole People?
Laney: The Mole People are real?
Zizrar (voiced by Scott McNeil) is the King of the Mole People who lives underground and often attempts to take over the world. He first appeared in Johnny to the Center of the Earth. He has also appeared in Johnny's Big Snow Job, Johnny X: A New Beginning, Johnny X: The Final Ending, X-Ray Johnny, Johnny Susan Susan Johnny, Johnny Irresistible, and Johnny's World Prank Wars I.
His failure is usually due to his intense aversion to sunlight. He is the first villain Johnny ever defeated, but he does not make very many appearances (Bling-Bling Boy, who appeared in that episode as a reluctant hero, is the most common villain). He later became The Bee Keeper's replacement on the Johnny Stopping Evil Force 5 after Doc Beebles quit the force.
Me: Lets go check it out.
Lana: This is gonna be awesome!
We went down to the planets core and we arrived in the kingdom of the mole people and we saw them!
Fred Jones: I knew that mole people were real! I just didn't think they were actual moles.
Daphne Blake: Geez Fred you weren't kidding! And I thought that there was no such thing!
Velma: Jinkies!
Shaggy: ZOINKS!
Scooby Doo: RIKES!
Crystal: Like, crazy!
Mole King: Well if it isn't Johnny Test and the kid with the weird hair disorder!
Dukey: It's Dukey you freak!
Me: And also us you overgrown fur coat!
Nico: You are a freak!
The Mole King just struck Lincoln with a poison dart.
Loud Sisters: LINCOLN!
Mole King: It's no use, girls! Your brother has been struck with a poison dart. In about 5 minutes, he'll be dead!
Lincoln: Don't speak so soon!
Lincoln had the dart in between his fingers and it didn't even touch him.
Me: And you don't even realize this but we're immune to poison. Now lets tear this guy apart!
Troy Burrows: Time to fight underground people with aerial heroes!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Hyperjet Squad!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jetman Rangers from Japan.
We went at the Molemen and began mercilessly tearing them apart and I punched Zizrar in the face and kicked him in the face and knocked his teeth out and Laney kicked him in the face and blasted him with fire and burned him and Lincoln fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted a bunch of his men and Johnny Test fired a powerful blast of acid at them and dissolved them into nothing and Luna fired a powerful blast of water and drenched them and they turned into mud and they died. Fred Jones fired a massive blast of lightning at them and electrocuted them all. Sasuke Uchiha used a powerful Chidori Sword on them and blasted them apart with powerful lightning. Nico fired a powerful blast of lightning at them and electrocuted them. The Megaforce Rangers as the Jetman were blasting the Molemen all over the place with indiscriminate fury. After we destroyed all of the molemen we set our sights on Zizrar. We went at him and I punched him in the face and Johnny kicked him in the crotch and kicked him in the face and Dukey bit his arm.
Johnny Test: YOU CAN'T WIN MOLE KING!
Mole King: THIS IS MY WORLD! MY DESTINY!
Johnny Test punched him in the face and the mole king slashed him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and kicked him in the face and Johnny punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the nose and broke it and he kicked him in the back and he leg swept him and punched him in the back and nose.
Me: Lets show this freak who he's messing with! Combo time!
Ratchet: You got it boss! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his Arc Welder torch 100-fold.
Ash: Time for some heavy firepower Noctowl! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and it enhanced his Noctowl's powers 100-fold.
Ash: Charge up SKY ATTACK!
Noctowl charged up a powerful Sky Attack.
Ratchet and Ash's Noctowl: FIERY FURIOUS SKYBURST!
Noctowl turned into a deadly phoenix of pure fire and Ratchet fired a powerful blast of fire from his arc welder and the blast merged with it and enhanced it 10,000-fold and it slammed into Zizrar and exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Hook: Lets do this! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his strength 100-fold.
Breach: Time for some action! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into Breach's right arm device and enhanced her powers 100-fold.
Hook and Breach: PORTAL BOULDER SMASHSTORM!
Hook picked up a huge boulder and Breach opened up a huge portal and Hook threw the boulder into it and another portal opened up over Zizrar and the boulder came out of it and slammed into him.
Me: Lets finish him!
Fred Jones: Right! I read about you all the time in the National Exaggerator and now I get to destroy you! FIRESTORM ASCOTT BURNWRAP!
Fred fired a powerful blast of fire and it turned into a blanket of fire and it wrapped around Zizrar and burned him all over.
Johnny Test: You will never terrorize our worlds again! FIREHEART FIRE BLAST!
Johnny Test fired a powerful blast of fire and it hit the Mole King and burned him all over. Knocked him down.
Mole King: Now, c'mon! Let's not do something incredibly violent and messy that we might regret.
Lori: (about to kill Mole King) We literally won't regret this-
Johnny: (stops her) No.
Lori: Don't try and stop me, Johnny!
Johnny: We got more important things to worry about. Mole King still has lots of hideouts around the globe. You guys go find them. Me and Prowl will try to interrogate Mole King about his hideouts.
Maria: (knows what Johnny's really planning) Ok. Do what you have to do, Johnny.
Lori: Johnny, we'll literally take care of Mole King.
Johnny: No. Look after Lincoln. I'll deal with Mole King.
Lori: Like you've literally dealt with him before?
Johnny: (looks Lori in the eyes) Lori, I promise. By the time I'm done, he'll never hurt anyone again.
Lori: Okay.
Lynn: C'mon, Lori! We still have to finish Mole King off!
Lori: Actually, that's not going to be necessary now.
Lola: What do you mean by that?
Lori: We have to find the other Mole men and destroy them!
Me: Agreed. Come on!
We went off to find the hideouts and we were blasting all of the mole men apart.
Johnny and Mole King were in Prowl's vehicle mode as they drove with no particular destination in mind.
Mole King: Well, this is the part where I get off with a slap on the wrist. Though I am surprised we're driving in an Autobot.
Prowl: (Johnny stays quiet) Johnny? You ok?
Mole King: Oh, don't give me the silent treatment, Test! It's a long way to jail from here and these kinds of trips are probably the only quality time we get these days. Let's not waste it with silence.
Prowl: We have nothing to say to you.
Mole King: I thought you were going to ask me about my hideouts.
Johnny: (breaks the silence) Actually, I lied. My friends will find them easily.
Mole King: Oh, so this is about us spending time together.
Prowl: Like the Pit it is!
Mole King: You don't need to say anything, Test. I know you need me. And I need you. That's one of the reasons why I commit my crimes. They're all for you. You keep me going. You're who I perform for.
Prowl: (unnerved) Johnny, you're really starting to scare me right now.
Mole King: But to be honest, I really liked playing with Little Lincoln though. If it's ok with you, I think I'll do it again. (changes his mind) On second thought, maybe I'll just go after his parents. After all, they don't seem to participate that much in fighting guys like me.
Prowl: (angry) If you think we'll let you do that, you have another thing-
Prowl was cut off by Johnny grabbing the Mole King's head and snapping his neck.
Prowl: Oh gross! Johnny!
Johnny: Prowl, drive me to the police station. Now.
Prowl: Okay.
Back on the surface in Gotham Royal York Police Station, Sheila was talking with her police officer friends when Johnny came inside the station.
Sheila: Hey, Johnny. What can I do for-
Johnny: Officer Sheila, I'd like to turn myself in. I just committed murder and animal cruelty.
Prowl: (comes in carrying Mole King's corpse) Sheila, I swear. I'm just as surprised as you are.
Sheila: Be right back.
Sheila went into the office.
Sheila: Hey guys, Johnny Test here killed a monster in cold blood!
(Everyone laughs hysterically)
Sheila: Johnny you did a good deed today. You did what you had to do to save everyone.
Johnny: But I killed this creature in cold blood!
William: Johnny, not that I'm complaining. But why did you kill Mole King? When we first met you, you were shocked to see us kill one of Wacko's henchmen.
Johnny: Well, I finally understand why killing villains is necessary. Besides, the Mole King was trying to conquer the surface world. (to Lori) And he nearly killed Lincoln.
Lori: And he would've tried again. So, you took a life despite knowing that all life is sacred. For us?
Johnny: It's probably the only time I'll do so.
Me: You did good Johnny. Well done buddy.
Fred Jones: (To the viewers) Not even stupid creatures like the Molemen are a match for the entirety of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. So now the creatures of the National Exaggerator have been proven to be real.
Me: They sure have.
Nico: And the molemen have failed this world.
Me: Yep.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete and another Johnny Test Villain destroyed.
The Molemen of Johnny Test were funny and silly and stupid. But they were awesome. Freddy Jones did all those silly National Exaggerator lines from A Pup Named Scooby Doo and they were funny. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think. Next we're going after Baby Face Berretti and Ranger Knudsen on Camp Scare from Scooby Doo. So get ready to see us kill a notorious gangster.
See you all tomorrow.