In a room at Hogwarts, I was interrogating the infamous Bartemius "Barty" Crouch Jr., Son of British Ministry of Magic councilman Bartemius Crouch Sr.
Bartemius "Barty" Crouch Junior (c. 1962 - 1995) was a British wizard and the son of Bartemius Crouch Senior. He became an ardent follower of Lord Voldemort in order to become a Death Eater and Dark Wizard in his teenage years. He was the first escapee of Azkaban prison in its almost 300 year history, though only his father, late mother and the family house-elf knew until 1994.
In 1981, shortly after Voldemort's first defeat, Crouch allegedly participated in the capture and torture of Frank and Alice Longbottom along with the Lestranges, using the Cruciatus Curse to drive the two Aurors to insanity. Crouch and his comrades were sentenced to life imprisonment in Azkaban for their crimes by his own father.
Crouch and his parents hatched a plot under which Crouch's mother would take his place in Azkaban, using the Polyjuice Potion to disguise herself. She died and was buried in Azkaban, with the result that the wizarding world believed that Crouch himself was dead. Crouch spent the following years living under his father's Imperius Curse. He eventually broke free with the help of Voldemort, who had learned that Crouch was still alive, and again entered the Dark Lord's service
Disguised as Alastor Moody, former Auror and the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts during the 1994–1995 school year. In this role, Crouch fixed the Triwizard Tournament so that Harry Potter was chosen as a champion, and turned the Triwizard Cup into a Portkey that transported Harry and Cedric Diggory to Voldemort. Shortly afterwards, his identity was exposed, and Crouch was given the Dementor's Kiss by a Dementor that Cornelius Fudge had brought along with him.
Barty was born in around 1962 or 1963 into the influential pure-blood Crouch family, which had strong connections to the Ministry of Magic. Bartemius Crouch Senior's intent on catching Dark Wizards and becoming Minister for Magic likely played a role in him not paying enough attention to his son. It is very possible that this had an influence on the younger Barty's life choices. His mother, Mrs Crouch, was a "wispy looking witch" who dearly loved him. According to Mr Crouch, young Barty had achieved twelve O.W.L.s, though Crouch was delirious when claiming it.
Allegiance with Death Eaters
Barty took the Dark Mark in his late teens, and after Lord Voldemort's first defeat in 1981, he worked with Death Eaters searching for their fallen master. He was captured with Bellatrix, Rodolphus, and Rabastan Lestrange after they tortured the Aurors Alice and Frank Longbottom with the Cruciatus Curse, driving the couple into insanity. Barty and the other Death Eaters were brought to trial before the Council of Magical Law, over which his father presided.
Barty was insistent on his innocence, claiming he had not taken part in the crimes, and begged his father before the entire assembled Council and witnesses such as Rita Skeeter and his mother to clear him of the charges. Barty's father headed the Department of Magical Law Enforcement at the time and was under extreme pressure to appear to be punishing the terrorism perpetrated by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters.
Imprisonment in Azkaban and escape
Barty's father chose to make a public example of his son, and sentenced him to a term of life imprisonment in Azkaban at the age of eighteen or nineteen. According to Sirius Black, the trial was no more than an excuse to show how much the father hated the child, as the elder Crouch went as far as to drown out his son's voice by shouting the announcement of sentencing, and Barty was screaming inside his cell for his mother for the first few days, but then quieted down from the extreme depressive influence of the Dementors, as did many other prisoners. Barty already looked in poor health when he was brought in, as Sirius described.
One year later, his mother's health had deteriorated drastically from the stress of her son's imprisonment, as did Barty's own from the severe depression inflicted by the prison. The couple were allowed to visit due to Bartemius Snr's high status in the Ministry and as Mrs Crouch's dying wish. She persuaded her husband to help smuggle their son out of Azkaban by swapping him for his mother. Using Polyjuice Potion, and undetected by the blind Dementors, Mrs Crouch took the place of her son. She died a short time later, and was buried outside the fortress under the guise of her son.
Imprisonment with his father
Bartemius Jnr was brought back to the family household, where he was nursed back to health by their house-elf Winky. Revitalised, Barty's only goal is to search for his master, which he made no efforts to hide from his father. Bartemius Snr, overcame with grief and guilt, sought long and hard to subjugate his wayward son, to protect his son's existence secret from public and to prevent him searching Voldemort. In the end, the elder Crouch was forced to use the Imperius Curse on his son when he found no other methods capable of the feat of controlling him, and forced him to hide under an Invisibility cloak at all times. Winky was assigned to become caretaker and keeper, where she would constantly tried to persuade his father to reward him for good behaviour (even if it was only a byproduct of the Imperius Curse).
Bertha Jorkins, a Ministry of Magic employee, accidentally discovered the truth when she came unannounced to the Crouch home and discovered their secret. Bartemius Snr rectified this with a Memory Charm so powerful that she suffered permanent brain damage. Shortly thereafter, Peter Pettigrew ran into Bertha while searching for Voldemort. In the hopes that she would prove useful to him, Peter tricked her into going with him. She ended up proving very useful to Voldemort; not only did he extract the whereabouts of his loyal servant, but also gathered information on the Triwizard Tournament, which was to be held at Hogwarts. Voldemort murdered Bertha, and the Ministry deemed her "missing" for months.
Rejoining the Dark Lord
Barty was sent to the 1994 Quidditch World Cup under cover of the Invisibility Cloak along with their elf, Winky. Winky knew that Barty had always loved Quidditch and persuaded his father to allow him to go out and have some fresh air. Barty's mother, after all, wanted him to have freedom. Barty's seat, by chance, was in the top box directly behind the seats of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. During the Quidditch match, Barty broke free of the Imperius Curse his father had placed on him. Denied of free will and magic for so long, he stole Harry's wand, which was in view poking out of the boy's back pocket. Winky did not see this, as she was so afraid of heights in the sky box that she covered her eyes for the entire Quidditch match.
After the World Cup was through, Barty launched the Dark Mark into the sky over the campgrounds in reaction to the free Death Eaters making sport of Muggles. His anger stemmed from their lack of initiative in finding their master, which he yearned to do and yet was unable. Ministry officials fired multiple Stunning Spells through the woods, crisscrossing the area where Barty and Winky had been, rendering them both unconscious and breaking the spell Winky had used to bind Barty to her in the chaos. Winky was dismissed for being found with Harry's wand, which was proven to have produced the Dark Mark, as well as her guardianship being proven unreliable due to Barty Jr acquiring a wand and nearly escaping. Bartemius Snr found his son's unconscious body behind the bushes, and recasted the Imperius Curse on him after the other officials left, and the two returned home.
Left alone in the house with only father and son, one night shortly after the Dark Mark incident, Peter Pettigrew and Lord Voldemort suddenly appeared at the home. Voldemort needed a loyal follower to help him regain power, and easily managed to free Barty from his father's imprisonment. They put Bartemius Snr under the Imperius Curse and forced him to keep working at the Ministry as he usually would.
Disguised as Alastor Moody
As part of his servitude as a Death Eater, Barty was charged with infiltrating Hogwarts Castle, entering Harry's name into the Goblet of Fire and guiding him through the Triwizard Tournament without having appeared to do so. Barty accomplished this by breaking into former Auror Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody's home and kidnapping him. He created Polyjuice Potion from Alastor's hair and concealed the Auror in his own magical trunk. He then proceeded to take over Alastor's job at Hogwarts, teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts. He was able to maintain his disguise for months undetected by consistently sipping the potion from a hip flask; he did so in plain view of students and staff, and it was generally assumed that this was due to intense paranoia. He kept Moody alive under the Imperius Curse to continue harvesting hair for the Polyjuice Potion, and to question him about his personality, behaviour and knowledge, in order to make the act more convincing.
Upon entering Hogwarts' Start-of-Term Feast with Moody's appearance, he received applause only from Dumbledore and Hagrid, both of whom stopped quickly after realising that absolutely nobody else clapped, as everyone was too fixated on Barty's scarred facade. Barty then ignored the jug of Pumpkin Juice on the High Table and instead took a swig out of Moody's flask, administering a new dosage of the Polyjuice Potion while upholding his disguise's personality of fearing of being poisoned by food prepared by others.
Barty used his time at Hogwarts to gain the trust of the students and staff at Hogwarts. During his first lesson for a group of fourth year students, he demonstrated all three Unforgivable Curses on three different spiders and controversially, later also the Imperius Curse on the students themselves, although he claimed to have had permission to do so, in order to teach them how to overcome it. As a teacher, Barty (under the guise as Alastor) was actually quite effective. Despite his ulterior motives, his teaching of how to overcome curses such as the Imperius was valuable with Harry Potter, who gained the ability to resist even Lord Voldemort himself as a result of this training. He was also a strict teacher, as he kept his students working until the end of the classes despite most of them being distracted by the Christmas festivities.
Assisting Harry Potter
While an effective and popular teacher, Barty was not at Hogwarts to mould future wizards. He entered Harry Potter's name under a fourth school into the Goblet of Fire, confusing it with a powerful Confundus Charm to ensure Harry's placement for Lord Voldemort's gain under a fourth school, ensuring he would be chosen as he was the only entry for said school. Barty subtly helped Harry throughout the three phases of the tournament. He nudged Rubeus Hagrid into showing Harry the dragons, later suggesting that Harry play to his strengths to pass the task and thus giving Harry the idea of using a broomstick to accomplish it.
He advised Cedric Diggory into telling Harry how to work out the golden egg clue, knowing that he would repay Harry for telling about the dragons. He also planted the book Magical Mediterranean Water Plants and Their Properties onto Neville Longbottom early on, hoping that Neville would tell him about gillyweed for the underwater task. With Harry's own pride and independent streak standing in the way of the plan, Barty had to improvise. Remembering that Harry mentioned having an elf friend named Dobby who gave him socks for Christmas, Barty called Dobby into the staffroom and staged a loud discussion with Professor McGonagall about gillyweed, right in front of Dobby. The house-elf responded by stealing the plant from Severus Snape's personal stores and giving it to Harry on the day of the task.
During the events surrounding the Tournament, Bartemius Snr escaped from his home and apparated near Hogwarts, where he wandered in his confusion in search of Dumbledore, planning on confessing about how he smuggled his son from Azkaban. Voldemort immediately sent an owl to Hogwarts warning Barty Jr that his father would likely show up at Hogwarts. Bartemius Snr came upon Harry and Viktor Krum, but by then, he was so delusional and insane that he was unable to clearly convey anything beyond what appeared to be ramblings about his son and Bertha. The former went to the castle to fetch Albus. Barty Jr, having kept an eye on the Marauder's Map he borrowed from Potter, arrived at the scene before anyone else, and waited for Harry to leave before he stunned Viktor, and killed his father. He transfigured his father's body into a bone and buried it in front of Rubeus' cabin.
Before the third and final task of the Tournament, Barty volunteered to place the Triwizard Cup in a maze through which the contestants were to navigate. He took advantage of this opportunity to turn the Triwizard Cup into a Portkey. As he patrolled around the labyrinth hedge, he stunned Fleur Delacour and used the Imperius Curse on Viktor to get rid of Cedric, but Viktor was stunned by Harry. Nonetheless, Harry got to the Cup, along with Cedric, transporting them to the Little Hangleton graveyard when they grasped it together. It was at this time that Peter performed the ritual to restore Lord Voldemort's physical body, using Harry's blood, Peter's own hand, and Tom Riddle Snr's bone from the grave.
Exposure and the Dementor's Kiss
When Harry escaped the graveyard and returned to Hogwarts, Barty ushered him away from the panicking crowd to interrogate him about Voldemort's return. He revealed to Harry that it was he all along who guided him through the Tournament; he put his name in the Goblet of Fire, got Hagrid to show the dragons, explained the Golden egg to Cedric knowing he would tell Harry, bewitched Viktor Krum and stunned Fleur Delacour. Barty then planned on killing Harry and being honoured above the rest of Voldemort's followers.
But before he could, Albus, accompanied by Minerva and Severus, fired a Stunner at him, having realised that he was not Alastor when he removed Harry from his sight — his one slip-up. After the Polyjuice Potion wore off, Barty confessed everything to Albus under the influence of Veritaserum, a strong truth potion.
However, before he could testify before the Wizengamot, Barty suffered a fate worse than death, receiving the Dementor's Kiss by a Dementor that Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge brought with him. Cornelius regarded Barty as a raving lunatic, believing that he merely thought that he was acting for Voldemort and thus was not convinced that the Dark Lord was back. What happened to Barty Jr's empty body is unknown, although it is possible that Crouch died sometime in the mid-1990s.
Me and Nico and Harry Potter were his interrogators.
Me: So you are the infamous Barty Crouch Jr., son of British Ministry of Magic's Barty Crouch Sr. One of Voldemort's loyal followers that disguised himself as Mad Eye Moody and made Harry Potter join the Triwizard Tournament by falsely putting his name in the Goblet of Fire and using that whole tournament as a trap to lure Harry Potter to resurrect Voldemort. And also the first ever prisoner to escape from Azkaban in over 300 years.
Barty Crouch Jr.: (Roars)
I used a Force Blast to push him back and into a chair and Nico tied him down.
Barty Crouch Jr.: (British Accent) You think you have me all figured out. Lord Voldemort will return and he will kill all of you filthy muggleborn wizards!
Me: Along with 7.3 billion innocent people. What he is gonna do will result in the extinction of the entire human race.
Nico: Voldemort will die by our hands. Just like you will.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) You used me that whole time.
Me: And he will pay for it. He will die.
Barty Crouch Jr.: Go ahead and kill me. All of my brethren will be broken out of Azkaban soon and we will come after the Horcruxes and resurrect Lord Voldemort.
Me: (Smirk) I don't think so. Your fucked up friends are dead. Me and Nico here killed every last one of them.
Nico: They all have failed this world just like you have.
Me: And another thing, we're not gonna kill you. Not until after some friends have their fun.
Barty Crouch Jr.: What do you mean?
Me: Get him boys!
The Dementors appeared and used the Dementor's Kiss on him and he screamed in pain as his soul was sucked out. We had sadistic looks on our faces as we watched the Dementors killed him.
After Barty Crouch Jr. was turned into a Dementor, I had my hand in his face.
Me: Hell is too good for you. HAKAI.
I obliterated him from existence forever. His soul and physical body were gone forever.
Harry Potter: Good riddance.
Me: Glad we never have to see that fucker again. How Barty Crouch Sr. had him for a son is beyond me.
Nico: I know.
Me: But just so you know, all Death Eaters are fucked up shitsuckers.
Nico: You said it.
We left the interrogation room and we saw Draco, Crabbe and Goyle shaking in fear.
Me: Do you three see that? What you saw was a small demonstration of the deadliest of all techniques. You keep following that path, you're next.
Everyone: YEAH!
Lincoln: And they are not bluffing!
Me: You tell them buddy!
Lincoln then came down.
Lincoln: And Draco, add these to your collection!
Lincoln pulled down Draco's pants and exposed that he was wearing women's underwear!
We saw them and laughed hysterically!
Ravenclaw girl: (British Accent) Those are mine!
Daphne Greengrass: (British Accent) And he has all of these.
Daphne Greengrass came back with a drawer full of women's underwear all from under Draco Malfoy's mattress.
Me: Surprise surprise.
Lincoln: Looks like we have a perverted fetish here.
Me: Ladies, rip him apart.
Susan Bones: (British Accent) With pleasure!
They cracked their knuckles went at Draco and pulverized him all over the place and bit him and slapped him. We left before things got ugly. We heard Draco Malfoy's screams of pain all over the place.
Later in the Living Room we were watching TV and we then saw a strange story appear on TV. We just saw on the news that Jack Spicer was blowing up a bomb in the street. Fortunately, no one was dead. But several people were injured.
Ember McLain: There's no way that Spicer would do this?
Omi: (Tibetan Accent) Well, I think differently. This is what we get for attempting to trust Jack Spicer!
Maria: Omi-
Raimundo: Don't even try to change our minds, guys. Spicer had his chance. And now, we're taking him down!
Raimundo and Omi run out the door.
Kimiko: (looks apologetic at us) Sorry, guys. (runs after Omi and Raimundo)
Clay: (to us) (Texas Accent) For the record, I don't think Spicer did this at all. But I have to stand by my friends. I hope you understand.
William: Clay, you do what you have to and so will we.
With that, Clay runs after his fellow Xiaolin Warriors.
Me: Guys, I'm starting to have suspicions. I don't think Jack did this.
Lincoln: I have that feeling too.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: This is like what happened when Sinestro under the influence of his darkness and he turned into John Stewart and framed him for crimes he didn't commit.
Sinestro: I remember that and you saved me from myself J.D.
Qin: Wow! That was awesome!
Me: And it was when I revealed that I am a Blue Lantern.
Qin: Oh wow!
Me: Sinestro has been one of my close friends ever since I saved him from being crushed by a falling building in Denver and I never gave up on him when I found out about what he did. But right now we got to find Jack Spicer. Something is seriously wrong here and we need to find out what it is.
Nico: I'll go to the Central Bar and check it out.
Me: Okay. Be careful guys.
Nico: Will do.
Nico, Maria, William, Eddy, and Cybertron Ransack were off to the Central Bar.
At the Central Bar, Nico and team arrived.
Top: First, the Xiaolin Losers? And now you guys?
William: Wait. Raimundo and the others were here?
Weather Wizard: Damn right they were! They threatened us that if we didn't tell them where Spicer is hiding out, we'd be taking a one way trip to the River of Fire!
Maria: Well, we need Spicer's location as well.
Trickster: Why? So you guys can kill Spicer too?
Cybertron Ransack: No way! Someone provoked our Xiaolin buddies into wanting to kill Spicer. We're trying to save him!
Mirror Master: How do we know we can trust you? Jack's been through enough in his life already!
Nico: Look into our eyes and see if you can find any traces of lying.
They did just that and realized we were telling the truth.
Captain Cold: They're telling the truth. Spicer's hiding out in a town in Kentucky. You should be able to get there through flight.
Eddy: Thanks. You guys don't know how much you've helped us today.
Heat Wave: That's it? You're not gonna beat us up?
Maria: Why would we? You guys are honorable criminals. So we're not going to do anything that bad to you. Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a former Evil Boy Genius to save.
They then leave the bar.
William: Think we should've told them about Thanos' threat?
Nico: No. Right now, we have bigger fish to fry.
At the estate I was still thinking.
Me: Could it be?
Laney: What is it?
Me: I think I know who's behind this. But this is just a hunch.
I went over to Nico's Goosebumps books and found one.
Me: Here it is. Attack Of The Mutant.
Lincoln: That was a freaky but really cool one.
Me: It was.
I went over the Masked Mutant's history.
Masked Mutant is an evil supervillain who has the power to turn into anything in order to defeat his enemies. This includes The League of Good Guys, lead by the super fast The Galloping Gazelle. One day he got bored of them and wanted a new challenge, a new foe for his stories. He disguised himself as a girl named Libby and on a bus ride, he meet Skipper Matthews, his biggest fan.
Skipper started noticing the mutant's building and how it would sometimes vanish. The comics started publishing issues with him in it. When one comic depicted The Galloping Gazelle tied up in the Mutant's HQ, he went there to rescue him. He did but Gazelle's plan trip up the Mutant failed and he ran off.
The Mutant revealed to Skipper that he is actually Libby, and that a light that had shone on Skipper when he first entered the headquarters turned him into a comic book character. Thinking fast, Skipper claimed that he was The Colossal Elastic Boy, and he can only be defeated by sulphuric acid. The Mutant turns himself into a wave of acid, which Skipper dodges. The Mutant is defeated because he can only change back when he turns into a solid object.
Lincoln: So the Masked Mutant turned into Jack in order to frame him!
Laney: That is awful.
Lana: We have to stop them.
Nico: (On the radio) J.D., this is Nico calling. Do you read me?
I went to the computer.
Me: This is J.D. receiving you loud and clear Nico.
Nico: We're heading over to a town in Kentucky to get Jack.
Me: Okay. We'll be right over. Nico, I think I know who's behind this. The Masked Mutant from Attack of The Mutant.
Nico: What!? Are you sure?
Me: It's just a hunch, but I have a feeling that the Masked Mutant is behind this.
Nico: He does fit the profile because he's a shapeshifter. But we'll find out when we get there.
Me: We're on our way. Make sure that the Xiaolin Warriors don't do anything.
Nico: Roger that boss.
Me: Lets roll!
We were off to Kentucky.
Abandoned Amusement Park, Kentucky
At an abandoned amusement park in Kentucky, Jack Spicer was facing the Masked Mutant. The Masked Mutant was pointing a gun at Spicer from behind him.
Spicer: This is why nobody likes me.
Masked Mutant: You really have a lot to learn, Jack.
Spicer: And I guess you're gonna teach me, right? (waits for the gunshot but hears nothing) Just pull the trigger, asshole!
Spicer turned around to see that the Mutant was gone.
Spicer: Huh? He's gone. He was pretty sure that he would've wanted to kill me. (unaware of 4 figures in the shadows) Ok, if he's not going to kill me, what is he doing?
Just then, Spicer was knocked to the ground by massive super hurricane force winds.
Spicer: He's sending air blasts at me? That's not something he usually would do. (sees the figures coming out of the shadows) Oh, God. Not them!
Raimundo: No more second chances, Spicer. This is it.
Omi: You are done.
Spicer: Look, guys.
Omi fired a massive blast of water at Spicer but he dodged it.
Omi: No! You listen. The four of us and Team Loud Phoenix Storm gave you a chance. We thought we could help you. But there is no helping people like you!
Kimiko relucatantly fired massive blasts of fire at Spicer but those were avoided as well.
Spicer: Will you guys listen to me?!
Raimundo: You go off the rader for months. (Clay hesitantly used the Fist of Tebigong to punch Spicer to the ground) You only pop up in certain situations. And just a few hours ago, you blew up a bomb all over a park in Gotham Royal York!
Spicer: That wasn't me! That was, um... the Masked Mutant from Goosebumps?
Omi: Do not take us for fools!
Me: Stop this now guys!
We all landed.
Raimundo: Hey, guys! Good timing! Now, Spicer doesn't have a chance against us.
Spidermonkey: We're not here to help you guys take down Spicer.
Cornelia: We're here to stop you from making a big mistake!
Omi: Big mistake? It is obvious that Spicer has committed an unforgivable crime!
Bloom: Blowing up a bomb in the park? That's not something he would do.
Raimundo: What are you trying to say?
Flora: That Spicer wasn't the one who caused that bomb to go off.
Omi: That is impossible. We saw him do it on the news!
Tecna: (British Accent) But what if someone is framing Spicer for that crime?
Kimiko: They have a point. I think someone's trying to make us kill Spicer.
Raimundo: Then that someone is gonna get what they want! (marches towards Spicer but Clay blocks him)
Clay: Rai, to be honest, I actually think Spicer's innocent this time!
Omi: You are the ones being decieved! Jack Spicer is pure evil! He has gotten away with his crimes for far too long!
Raimundo: And now, me and Omi have to stop him. We're the only ones that can! (takes out Sword of the Storm) And we'll take down anyone that gets in our way!
All of us gasp at this. And then, Stewie takes out his stasis blaster and blasts Raimundo and Omi, parlyzing them as they fall to the ground.
Iron Boy: Haven't used that stasis blaster since we defeated Rojo.
Stewie: Well, it was the only way to calm Raimundo and Omi down.
But then we saw Jack Spicer become enveloped in an aura of darkness and it separated from him and began to take form. It turned into another Jack Spicer but with red eyes of pure evil! It turned into DARK JACK SPICER! He was boiling mad with rage! He had a powerful blaster ready to fire.
Clay: Spicer, just calm down.
Kimiko: This has all been a big misunderstanding. So, why don't you just-
Dark Spicer: Oh, so now you guys wants to be my friends? All my life, I've been bullied and mistreated. And you guys are no different! (starts to cry) All you do is beat me up, taunt me, and humiliate me! In fights and in Xiaolin Showdowns! But no more. (charges up his blaster) DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?! NO MORE! (shoots a fully charged up blast at us)
Jetfire: (Australian Accent) EVERYONE, MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!
We jumped away and the blast hit the ground and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Wow! That was a powerful blaster!
Nico: No kidding. Awesome firepower.
I kicked the blaster out of his hands and grabbed it.
Edzilla: ED SMASH BAD SPICER! (punches Dark Spicer)
Unfortunately, he sends Dark Spicer flying off into the distance far away for us to find him.
Me: (Whistles) That is a home run punch!
Lynn: HOME RUN!
Eddy: Well, that's just great, Lumpy! Now, we're gonna have to deal with Dark Spicer in the future!
Optimus Prime: I think that's for the best at the moment. Because right now, all of us need to get healed up. Including Jack Spicer.
Me: Good idea Optimus.
We healed everyone up.
Omi: How could we have been so blind?
Raimundo: Jack, we're really sorry. We didn't mean to push you too far.
Jack: I'm the one who should be sorry. I should've joined the good guys in the first place.
Maria: No one's at fault here. The Masked Mutant is the only one to blame.
William: And right now, we need Skipper Matthews' help to stop him.
Me: Good thinking William. Also Jack, when we're done here we'll need to get all the Shen Gong Wu you and the Heylin took.
Jack: Okay.
Me: And Jack, you helped out Miranda during the battle with Chester V didn't you?
Jack: How did you know that?
Me: I just figured it out. I know that Miranda once worked for you and her knowledge in robots helped us out big time. But we owe you one.
Jack: Thanks J.D. I'm on the road to redemption.
Me: Lets make that mutant pay for ruining your life.
We shook hands.
In Frankfort, Kentucky we were over at the house of Skipper Matthews.
Skipper Matthews: So the Masked Mutant is back?
Nico: That's right. I know we can just bust into his lair. But I figured that instead, you can help us sneak in.
Skipper Matthews: I would be honored to help out the world famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
I was looking at Skipper Matthews comics. They were all really good.
Me: You make really good comics Skipper. After we take care of the Masked Mutant, how would you like to join us and we can make awesome comics together.
Lincoln: We make Ace Savvy Comics.
Skipper Matthews: That's awesome! I love Ace Savvy!
Lincoln: Awesome!
Me: And you'll like this too. We're also in an Ace Savvy Comic we made. See?
I showed him an Ace Savvy comic we made.
Skipper Matthews: Oh wow! You guys made this comic!? I love this comic!
Me: Yep. Not to brag but this one was our masterpiece.
Lincoln: Yep. I based the Full House Gang and everyone else on all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: But we weren't called that when we made it.
Skipper Matthews: Amazing!
Nico: It was.
Me: But lets get going. We're wasting time here.
We were off to the lair of the Masked Mutant.
We arrived at his lair and it was in a swamp on the outskirts of the city. We went in and it was a crazy and foreboding place.
Maria: Alright. This is the Masked Mutant's lair.
Wolverine: (smells something) It might look empty. But it stinks in here!
Spiderman: (realizes something) Skipper, is it possible that the Mutant can turn into inanimate objects?
Skipper: I have no idea.
Me: Let me see here.
I turned on my infrared vision and looked around and I saw a piece of wood emitting a heat signature?
Me: There! That wood has a heat signature!
The "Wood" changed and it was THE MASKED MUTANT!
Me: The Masked Mutant.
Masked Mutant: So Team Loud Phoenix Storm. How nice of you all to show up, to your demise! (Evil Laughter)
Me: Not if we kill you first you fuckbitch.
Jack Spicer: Before we waste you, I want to know why!
Masked Mutant: Simple. It was all part of a plan to get rid of you all and the Legion of Doom, as well as anyone who was previously affiliated with them. (to the Redemption Squad) And that includes you Suicide Squad knockoffs.
Maria: So you turned into Jack Spicer to frame him just to get him out of the way.
T Bone: And I'm guessing Dark Kat was in on this scheme.
Masked Mutant: Of couse he was. He agreed that I alone should rule the world, not the Legion of Doom or Thanos! I promised Dark Kat a place in my empire in exchange for his loyalty to me.
Me: Well tough cookies. Dark Kat is dead now because of us and soon you'll be joining him in the fire of hell.
Masked Mutant: We shall see.
Me: Lets power up and transform!
We powered up to the extreme and transformed.
Troy: You're not the only one who can shapeshift!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Royal Flush Squad!
The Megaforce Power Rangers turned into the J.A.K.Q. Rangers.
Me: Lets do it Marinette!
Marinette: Right!
Me: Kibal! Lets Howl!
I turned into Wolf Moon!
Marinette: Tikki! Spots On! HA!
Marinette became Ladybug!
Adrien: Plagg! Claws Out!
Adrien turned into Cat Noir!
Alya: Trixx! Lets Pounce!
Alya turned into Rena Rouge!
Chloe: Pollin! Buzz On!
Chloe turned into Queen Bee!
Juleka: Swanno! White Feathers Spread!
Juleka turned into Maestra!
Aurore: Feel the Power of the Storm!
Aurore turned into Stormy Weather!
Nino: Wayzz! Shell On!
Nino turned into Carapace!
Alix: Fluff! Clock Wind!
Alix turned into Bunnyx.
Kim: Xuppu! Showtime!
Kim turned into King Monkey.
Luka: Sass! Scales Slither!
Luka turned into Viperion.
Kagami: Long! Bring the Storm!
Kagami turned into Ryuko!
Max: Kaalki! Full Gallop!
Max turned into Pegasus!
Sabrina: Nooroo! Wings Take Flight!
Sabrina turned into Undermoth!
Nico: Pyri! Fire Wings Burn!
Nico turned into Firewing!
Rose: Duusu! Spread My Feathers!
Rose turned into Mayura!
Lana: Lets see what the Miraculous can do! Mudi! Lets get dirty!
Lana transformed and she was in her Super Angel 20,000 form and she had an awesome periwinkle blue sleeveless body suit and she had a sleeveless trench coat on and it had the kanji for The Filth of the Pig of Justice on the back. 正義の豚の汚物 She also had a powerful Garbage Bazooka and she was ready! In this form she's called Filthmuck.
Lana: (Older Voice) Wow! I look awesome!
Lori: You literally do Lana. Lets see what I can do. Fawna! Lets Frolic!
Lori transformed and she had an awesome brown sleeveless body suit and she had a sleeveless trench coat with the sky on it and it had the kanji for The Wind of the Frolicking Deer of Virtue on the back. 美徳の戯れる鹿の風 She also had a deadly Chinese fan with her. In this form she's called Wind Deer.
Lori: Wow! I look awesome!
Bobby: Oh babe you look awesome!
Lincoln: Lets see what the rabbit can do! Eini! Lets speed away!
Lincoln had an orange sleeveless body suit on and he had an awesome sleeveless trench coat with lightning and rabbits on it and it had the kanji for The Thunder Justice of Lepus the Rabbit on the back. ウサギうさぎの雷神正義 Lincoln had a whip and it was surging with 900 quintillion volts of lightning. In this form he's called Thunder Hare.
Lincoln: This...Is...AWESOME!
Me: Wow! You look awesome buddy.
Laney: Lets see what I can do. Wooll! Warm up!
Laney transformed and she had a dark green sleeveless body suit and she had an awesome dark green headband on and she had a sleeveless dark green trench coat with forest trees on it and she had the kanji for the White Sheep of The Celtic Forest of Nature on the back. ケルトの自然の森の白い羊 She had a magic staff and in this form she's called Celtic Sheep.
Mylene: Lets see what I can do. Canin! Slobber on!
Mylene transformed and she had a brown body suit on and she had a sleeveless red trench coat on with fire on it and it had the kanji for The Fire of Justice from Canis Majoris the Great Dog on the back. カニス・マジョリスの正義の火 She had awesome spiked Knuckledusters and she is known as Flamewolf in this form.
Nathanial: Time to unleash the tiger! Strype! Stripes on!
Nathanial transformed and he had an awesome orange sleeveless body suit on and he had a sleeveless trench coat on with orange and black tiger stripes and he had the kanji for The Call of the White Tiger of Byakko of the West on the back. 西の白虎の白虎の呼び声 And he had a deadly war club and in this form he was known as White Tiger.
Casey Rhodes: Wow! Nathanial you look amazing! The tiger is perfect for you!
Nico: I'll say. Awesome choice you made.
Nathanial: Thanks guys.
William: Time for us to show you our Miraculous forms.
Maria: Lets do it William!
William: Erida! Surf the Stream!
William transformed and he had an awesome dark blue sleeveless body suit with the symbol for the constellation of Eridanus the River on it and he had an awesome blue sleeveless trench coat with water on it and the kanji for Surfing Justice of Eridanus the River on the back. エリダヌス川のサーフィン正義 He also had an awesome and deadly Naginata and he had awesome wings made of pure water. In this form he was called Surf Master.
Maria: Ursus! Claws Extend!
Maria transformed and she had an awesome brown sleeveless body suit with the symbol for the constellation of Ursa Major the Great Bear on it and she had an awesome brown sleeveless trench coat with earth and crystal on it and the Kanji for Earthquake of the Strength of Ursa Major the Great Bear on the back and she had a deadly mace club. 大熊座ウルサの強さの地震 In this form she was Bear Claw!
Me: Awesome cool!
Nico: Amazing! You guys look awesome in these forms.
William: I'll say.
Maria: No kidding.
Me: Lets get this fuckpot!
We went at the mutant and I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and slashed him with my scythe. I fired powerful blasts of dark blue fire at the Masked Mutant and it burned him.
Me: I learned this too. MEGA HOWL!
I fired a massive powerful sonic blast from my mouth and it hit the Masked Mutant and he screamed in excruciating pain as he was sent crashing into the wall.
Marinette: LUCKY CHARM!
She turned her Yo Yo into a sword and she kicked the Masked Mutant and slashed him in his face.
Nico fired a massive blast of fire and burned him all over. Lincoln fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted him and he lashed him with his whip and boy did it hurt! Laney fired a powerful blast of magic energy and entangled him in powerful bramble vines. Chloe fired a powerful blast of venom at the Masked Mutant and poisoned him. Adrien fired a powerful blast of Cataclysm and the blast hit the mutant and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Me: Whoa! What power! That Cataclysm power has enough destructive power as a Kamehameha Blast.
Nico: No kidding.
Lana fired her garbage bazooka and it fired powerful blasts of garbage and it hit him and exploded. Turning him into a filthy mess. But he broke out and the Megaforce Rangers blasted him all over and hurt him. But then we got a nasty surprise.
The Masked Mutant just used his Echo Echo form to turn into evil versions of Ben's aliens.
Evil Swampfire (to Water Hazard): I guess this is one of Echo Echo's powers that you don't use that often.
Evil Jetray: Echo Echo can do more then just use sound attacks.
Evil Chromastone: His duplication ability not only creates clones of himself...
Evil Big Chill: But it can also let his clones turn into different Omnitrix aliens individually.
Evil Humungousaur: So now you have to defeat all of us to win this battle.
All of them then attack Water Hazard.
I fired a powerful energy blast and blew them away from him.
I slashed all five of them at the same time with my scythe and they exploded.
Me: I've had it with this freak! Nobody frames our friends and lives to tell about it!
Jetfire: I agree mate! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into his back and activated his back super cannon.
Ben turned into Spidermonkey!
Spidermonkey: Lets see how you like this! (Hoots) ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his Omnitrix Symbol and enhanced his spider powers and abilities 100-fold.
Jetfire and Spidermonkey: WEBSLING LASER BLAST!
Spidermonkey fired a massive web blast and Jetfire fired a powerful laser blast and they hit the Masked Mutant and exploded all over.
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Cybertron Crumplezone: Time for action! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Velocitron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and his shoulder engines turned into powerful shoulder cannons.
Ember McLain: Lets do it! GHOST ZONE CYBER KEY POWER!
The Ghost Zone Cyber Planet Key went into her right arm device and enhanced her powers 100-fold!
Cybertron Crumplezone and Ember McLain: FIRESTORM CANNON BURST!
Cybertron Crumplezone fired his shoulder cannons and Ember fired a powerful fire blast from her guitar and they hit the Masked Mutant and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Me: Time to finish this fucking freak!
Skipper Matthews: With pleasure! HERO FLASH SURPRISE!
Skipper Matthews fired a massive blast of rainbow energy and the blast hit the Masked Mutant and exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Nino: My turn! GENBU OF THE NORTH BLACK RAIN!
Nino fired a powerful rainstorm of rocks and they hit the Masked Mutant and pelted him all over.
Nico: That looked like one of Ebonwumon's attacks!
Me: It did look very similar to it.
Lola: Time for this guy to burn! FIRESTORM MEGABURN DRAGON!
Lola fired a powerful blast of fire and it turned into a deadly dragon of fire and it hit the Masked Mutant and burned him.
Me: Lets see how you like this. WOLFFIRE FIRESTORM BURST!
I fired a massive blast of blue fire and it hit him and exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
It burned him all over.
Jack Spicer: This is for trying to frame me! XIAOLIN DARKFIRE FIRESTORM!
Jack Spicer fired a powerful blast of black fire and it slammed into the Mutant and exploded with incredible power and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Then the Masked Mutant turned into five of the Power Rangers Monsters! From Mighty Morphin Power Rangers he turned into Madame Woe from Season 1, Episode 13 of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
Kimberly Ann Hart: Madame Woe!
Me: I remember her!
The second clone turned into Chillyfish from Lost Galaxy episode 11.
Leo Corbett: Chillyfish!
Laney: I remember that freak!
The third clone turned into Whirlin from Lightspeed Rescue episode 4.
Carter Grayson: Whirlin!
Me: I remember him! Kelsey, it was because of him that you saved your friend Nancy from crashing.
Kelsey Winslow: Yeah that's right.
Lana: That was a really awesome and heroic plan.
The 4th clone turned into Fatcatfish from Time Force episode 8.
Jen Scotts: Fatcatfish!
Me: I remember him! He is the monster responsible for murdering Jen's Fiance!
We gasped in horror!
Lincoln: I remember seeing that! Jen what Fatcatfish did you your fiance Alex was unforgivable.
Sasuke: You have my sympathies Jen. I'm sorry.
Jen Scotts: Thanks guys.
The fifth and final clone turned into Zen-Aku!
Merrick Baliton: Zen-Aku!
Me: How can I ever forget him! He's the one that cursed you and turned you into him!
Cole Evans: Yeah!
Me: Lets see how they like us now!
I fired a massive energy blast and knocked them down in a powerful explosion.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
But he got up and he was infuriated! He then merged back together and turned into the Armada monster CYBAX! Cybax was from Super Megaforce episode 2!
Troy Burrows: CYBAX!
Me: I remember him! He was the third monster that the Armada sent!
Jack Spicer: Lets blast this guy!
Eddy: With pleasure.
Jack and Eddy fired powerful blaster blasts at him and powerful explosions went off on him and all over the place.
KRABBOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOMMM! KABOOOM! KABOOOOOM! KABOOOOMMM! BOOM! BOOOM! BOOOM! BOOOOOOM! BOOOM!
The Megaforce Power Rangers helped out and fired their Super Mega Blasters and they hit and exploded with incredible power.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Masked Mutant: (ENRAGED GROWLING!) This shouldn't be happening! I don't understand! I am destined to rule this world! I'm all powerful! Now you've all sealed your fates! THIS FUCKING PLANET IS HISTORY! I'LL DESTROY EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKERS!? YOU'RE FINISHED!
Me: We'll see about that!
Vegeta: Now where have I heard that one before?
Masked Mutant: WHO DO THESE FOOLS THINK THEY ARE!? THEY'RE BENEATH ME! I'LL SHOW THEM! I'LL REDUCE THIS PLACE TO ASHES! (ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU FUCKING FOOLS! DODGE THIS NEXT ATTACK IF YOU CAN! BUT KNOW THAT IF YOU DO, YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE PLANET WILL BE GONE!
The Masked Mutant flared up a purple energy aura.
Me: YOU MONSTER!
He flew into the air!
Masked Mutant: THE CHOICE IS YOURS TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! BUT EITHER WAY, YOU ARE GOING TO PERISH! (EVIL LAUGHTER)
Me: I don't think so!
I flared up my aura to the extreme!
Me: Lets see how he likes a Kamehameha. (Cups hands to the side) KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The Masked Mutant was charging up a Galick Gun blast!
Me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Masked Mutant: NOW TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR OBLIVION!
Me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Masked Mutant: GALICK GUN!
He fired a massive purple energy blast right at me!
Me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a massive Kamehameha Blast at the Galick Gun and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power as they collided and a massive struggle ensued!
Masked Mutant: IT CAN'T BE! HIS BEAM IS AS STRONG AS MY GALICK GUN!
The level of power coming off our techniques was mind boggling!
Goku: Wow! What power!
Vegeta: Now I remember! I said exactly the same thing when I first fought you Kakarot.
Goku: I remember that. That was incredible!
Nico: Unbelievable!
Me: I've got to take it further! KAIO-KEN *4!
The power of the 4 times Kaio-Ken intensified it dramatically and overpowered his blast.
Masked Mutant: (SCREAMS) NOOOOOOOOO!
The blast enveloped him and completely obliterated him in an instant!
I powered down and I wasn't in the least bit exhausted.
Me: That did it. He's gone.
Skipper Matthews: That was awesome!
Nico: That was unbelievable!
Me: Thanks guys.
Jack Spicer: So that's it then. We just accept that we're killing criminals now? You guys don't have any regrets whatsoever?
Lynn: What do you suggest, dude?
Lori: I've literally lost count of all the villains I've killed. I don't think we can ever reverse that.
Lola: (to Spicer) Are you saying you don't want to help us fight evil villains?
Jack Spicer: (thinks hard) No. I didn't say that. I just don't like the thought of fighting former teammates.
Nico: If it makes you feel any better, we're not going to kill Captain Cold and the Central City Rogues due to their code of honor. Heck, the 6 of them may be useful against Thanos.
We later went to Jack Spicer's lair at his house and he gave us all of the Shen Gong Wu that he and Heylin got.
Jack Spicer: (To the viewers) I'm now officially a member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Redemption Squad and I'm on the path to redemption and now we can bring justice to the Heylin when the time comes.
Skipper Matthews: You said it Jack. (To the viewers) Imagination can be an awesome tool to the world of art. But be careful what you create.
Laney: You said it Skipper.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction complete and another Goosebumps Monster destroyed.
The Attack of the Mutant was an awesome superhero story for the Goosebumps stories! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. The ending scene is based on the epic clash with Goku and Vegeta - Kamehameha Wave VS Galick Gun and that was so awesome! Let me know what you all think. Those monsters that the mutant turned into are all ones I know and they were ruthless. Next up is the awesome movie Sky High and that is about a floating academy for superheroes and superheroines and that is gonna be awesome when we take on Kate Lloyd's evil twin supervillainess: Royal Pain!
See you all tomorrow.