This chapter is a parody of the SpongeBob episode The Hankering.
At the Paris Maximum Security Prison in France, Nico and Lincoln were there to visit Gabriel.
Guard: Oh Hello Nico. Lincoln.
Nico: Hello good sir. We just need to borrow Gabriel. We're going to the Saturn Insane Asylum to have him confront Lila.
Guard: Ah. Going to give her some of her just desserts. Okay. I better go with you guys just to be on the safe side.
Lincoln: Okay.
Gabriel came out.
Gabriel: Hello Nico.
Nico: Hello Gabriel.
Nico explained to him what was going on.
Gabriel: Count me in. I've been wanting to scold Lila for shooting Mayor Bourgeois and Sabine Cheng. By the way? How are they doing?
Nico: They're all healed up and out of the hospital.
Gabriel: Thank goodness.
Later they went to the Saturn Insane Asylum.
SATURN INSANE ASYLUM
We were over at the Saturn Insane Asylum.
Gabriel: So, Lila Rossi is in this prison?
Jack Spicer: Yep. And she seems to think that you can bust her out of here.
Gabriel: She's wrong about that. I couldn't get her out even if I tried.
Adrien: The others are about to beat her up. But me and Jack told them to stay calm until we come back with you.
Me: Yeah. The Saturn Insane Asylum is the toughest maximum security insane asylum ever. And escape is completely impossible.
Gabriel: Why is that?
Me: Look what it looks like at outside.
Gabriel looked out the window and he saw that it was floating in Saturn's clouds. The thunder from the Saturnian Lightning was intense and the view of the rings of Saturn and some of its moons was incredible.
Gabriel: Wow! What a beautiful view.
Adrien: Boy you guys weren't kidding! The view of Saturn's clouds is a beautiful romantic sight.
Me: Saturn is 72,367 miles in diameter and the clouds are 2,000 miles thick. But if anyone fell through those clouds, the gravitational pressure would obliterate them in a matter of minutes. Like with what happened with the Galileo Satellite.
Gabriel: Wow! That is an inescapable environment.
Me: It sure is.
Guard: Very impressive.
We arrived at Lila Rossi's cell.
Lila Loud: You know my name is also Lila and this is too coincidental.
Me: That is coincidental Lila. But you are a fusion from Lola and Lana.
Lana: I remember that.
Lila: Lord Hawk Moth!
Gabriel: (laughs) Oh, now it's Lord Hawk Moth. You didn't address me like that when you called me and said that you were taking matters into your own hands. I guess that's just until you get threatened by Team Loud Phoenix Storm, which serves you right, if you ask me.
Lila: Lord Hawk Moth, this isn't the time for jokes. They're going to torture me!
Me: Let them torture you.
Gabriel: Well, I can't say I'm particularly concerned about you getting your just desserts at last, Lila. There's a sort of poetic justice to it, really, being beaten by the people you tried to lie to. (gets angry) I let you serve under me as my second in command in my attempt to overthrow Grodd. And what do you do? You shoot Sabine Cheng and Mayor Bourgeois without my permission! That's a line even I wouldn't cross! And I have too much respect for the two of them to have them end up in the hospital! You disgust me! (calms down) So I hope you realize that I won't be getting you out of here. I couldn't even if I wanted to. If I ever here about you making the lives of my son and his friends miserable, it will be too soon for my liking, but somehow, knowing Team Loud Phoenix Storm, I don't think I will. Have a nice life.
Me: And another thing Lie-la. You also didn't count on one thing.
Lila: What's that?
Me: Kibal! Lets Howl!
I turned into Wolf Moon!
Marinette: Tikki! Spots On! HA!
Marinette became Ladybug!
Adrien: Plagg! Claws Out!
Adrien turned into Cat Noir!
Alya: Trixx! Lets Pounce!
Alya turned into Rena Rouge!
Chloe: Pollin! Buzz On!
Chloe turned into Queen Bee!
Juleka: Swanno! White Feathers Spread!
Juleka turned into Maestra!
Aurore: Feel the Power of the Storm!
Aurore turned into Stormy Weather!
Nino: Wayzz! Shell On!
Nino turned into Carapace!
Alix: Fluff! Clock Wind!
Alix turned into Bunnyx.
Kim: Xuppu! Showtime!
Kim turned into King Monkey.
Luka: Sass! Scales Slither!
Luka turned into Viperion.
Kagami: Long! Bring the Storm!
Kagami turned into Ryuko!
Max: Kaalki! Full Gallop!
Max turned into Pegasus!
Sabrina: Nooroo! Wings Take Flight!
Sabrina turned into Undermoth!
Nico: Pyri! Fire Wings Burn!
Nico turned into Firewing!
Rose: Duusu! Spread My Feathers!
Rose turned into Mayura!
Lana: Muddi! Lets get Dirty!
Lana turned into Filthmuck!
Lori: Fawna! Lets Frolic!
Lori turned into Wind Deer.
Lincoln: Eini! Lets Speed Away!
Lincoln turned into Thunder Hare!
Laney: Wooll! Warm Up!
Laney turned into Celtic Sheep!
Mylene: Canin! Slobber On!
Mylene turned into Flamewolf!
Nathanial: Strype! Stripes on!
Nathanial turned into White Tiger!
William: Erida! Surf the Stream!
William turned into Surf Master!
Maria: Ursus! Claws Extend!
Maria turned into Bear Claw!
Lila saw this and she was enraged!
Lila: YOU'RE ALL MIRACULOUS USERS NOW!?
Me: That's right Lie-La and we all have a power that you can never have: Friendship.
Marinette: That's right! You got me wrongfully expelled and that is something I can never forgive!
Me: So if I were you...
All the members of the Redemption Squad and all of Marinette's friends and teachers were with us.
Me: I would start praying.
William: (to a horrified Lila) Well, there you have it. It's always nice to get an approval for a beating. Especially from a former villain and a resident of Paris.
Maria: Same here, William! Now, let's start beating!
They pounded the living shit out of Lila Rossi and it was a massive and brutal fight!
Later, after we brought Gabriel back to jail, we went back to the estate.
The doorbell rang.
Me: I'll get that.
I went to the door and I was surprised. It was Will Stronghold's parents Steven Stronghold A.K.A. Commander and Josie DeMarco-Stronghold A.K.A. Jetstream.
Me: Wow! Steve and Josie Stronghold A.K.A Commander and Jetstream!
Commander: That's right. It's an honor to meet you J.D.
Jetstream: Same here.
Me: It's a pleasure. Will told me so much about you.
Commander: Is he here?
Me: He sure is. Come on in.
They came in. Will and Lincoln were playing Super Smash Bros. on Switch and it was a good one.
Will Stronghold: Mom! Dad!
Commander: Hey there, Will. I heard that you and the others helped defeat Royal Pain once again.
Will: Yep. And this time, no one got Pacified.
Me: We saved all of Sky High. And everyone in the whole school is now a member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Layla: It's true Mr. Stronghold. It's awesome!
Jetstream: Wow.
Maria: We just got back from beating up Lila.
Jetstream: Well, as long as you all didn't kill her, me and Steve are fine with it.
William: We're not going to kill her in prison. But she made Marinette's life at school a living hell and wrongfully got her expelled once. She had that beating coming.
Me: Yeah and she tried to kill her mom and the Mayor of Paris, Andre Bourgeois.
Commander: That girl is a monster.
Me: You don't have to tell me twice. But Steve you look so much like Kurt Russell.
Commander: (Laughs) I sure do don't I.
Kate Lloyd: I said the exact same thing to Royal Pain when I saw her. We looked like twin sisters.
Commander: Whoa. You're Kate Lloyd. You disappeared 37 years ago this month.
Layla: That's exactly what I said when we saw her. It was a nightmare from hell she went through.
Jetstream: What happened down there at Thule Station?
Kate Lloyd: It was a nightmare from hell.
Our huskies came and they cuddled with us while she talked.
Commander and Jetstream were horrified when they heard about everything.
Kate Lloyd: The Thing scarred me forever.
Jetstream: Oh man. Kate, I'm so sorry.
Lincoln: What Kate went through can only be described as 100,000 times worse than Hell.
Laney: Yeah. It was awful.
Lana: Yeah.
Warren Peace: Some of us are still shocked about what happened.
Commander: I believe it.
LYNN'S TABLE, GOTHAM ROYAL YORK, MICHIGAN.
We were now over at Lynn Loud Sr.'s awesome restaurant, Lynn's Table.
Marinette: Wow! So this is Lynn Sr.'s restaurant.
Me: Yep. Lincoln's dad owns and operates this restaurant. His dream was to become a chef and his cooking is delicious. And thanks to us we helped turn that dream into a reality.
Chloe: That's amazing.
Aurore: I wouldn't mind coming here more often.
Nino: Oh yeah! These ribwiches are delicious.
Me: I made those using the Krusty Burger's recipe for them. Before we blew up Springfield, Oregon we took some of the recipes from Krusty Burger and decided to use them in Mr. Lynn's cooking and get some ideas. McDonalds doesn't get the McRib in very often so I figured why not use Krusty Burgers Ribwich, permanently.
Luka: That's a great idea.
Kim: I like that.
Girl Jordan: Oh, these are delicious.
Laney: They are the best G.J.
[Suddenly, a loud roar is heard and it shook the whole restaurant.]
Me: Whoa! Sounds like a monster!
Jennifer Millie: What was that?
Nathiel Waters: Think it came from the Kitchen. Maybe Lynn Sr.'s in trouble.
Lincoln: [comes out of the bathroom] I'll save you, dad! [attempts to enter the kitchen, but Lynn Sr. slams the door in Lincoln's face; Lynn Sr. moans and groans as his stomach growls] Ooh, dad, thank goodness you're okay. [Lynn Sr.'s stomach growls really loud] Eww, what was that noise?
Me: Are you okay Mr. Lynn? Your stomach is really growling.
Lynn Sr.: Huh? [turns his body around] Uh, I didn't hear nothing. Everything's completely normal. Okay, closing time! Everyone out! [pulls down a rope and makes the floor push everyone out; then he frantically locks the door as we all look at Lynn Sr. suspiciously] Eh..o-okay... [laughs nervously] See you tomorrow.
Me: Mr. Lynn, what has gotten into you?
Lincoln: Yeah dad, we don't want to leave work early. Right, guys?
Everyone agreed.
Lincoln: Oh, dad, I could still— [Lynn Sr. and everyone else but us is gone, leaving with only a nickel] A nickel? [licks the nickel] And it's the same temperature as Mr. Krabs. [picks up the nickel] Ooh, he's gonna want this back. [runs off]
Me: Lets go!
We fly off.
[Lynn Sr. runs all over the streets of Gotham Royal York in a frantic panic. He hides behind the building and sees a taxi pulling over for a customer. He rolls over to the taxi and hides underneath it before it drives away. Lincoln appears and fails to stop Lynn Sr. He waves for another taxi.]
Lincoln: Follow that car! [crawls under the taxi before it drives away]
Me: Lincoln is really trying to get to him.
[The driver stops the taxi boat at a place that's located outside of Gotham Royal York, the Slop Pile. Lincoln comes out from under the taxi and is completely beaten up.]
Taxi driver: Sorry about all those speed bumps, kid. And the cactus patch and the demolition derby.
Lincoln: [dizzily] "Roast moblem, Orfficer." [pays the taxi driver and faints]
[Lynn Sr. is sitting at a picnic table, waiting impatiently for something. He checks his watch and frantically looks around. Lincoln appears from the air and lands on the picnic table.]
Lincoln: Hi dad!
Lynn Sr.: [shrieks as Lincoln's appearance startles him] Lincoln what are you doing here, son?
Lincoln: [pulls himself out of the table] I brought you your nickel, silly. [pauses and looks around] What is this place? And what are you doing here?
Me: Hey Mr. Lynn.
Lynn Sr.: Guys? What are you all doing here?
Me: Actually what we want to know is what YOU are doing here Mr. Lynn?
Lynn Sr.: Nothing, [takes the nickel] I've never been here before in my life.
[Just then, a man, who is the chef of the Slop Pile, appears and gives Lynn Sr. a bowl full of chum.]
Sal: Lynn Sr., my boy, got your usual here: one big steaming plate of chum! Enjoy.
[The chum belches slime in my face.]
Me: Chum!? (VOMITS!)
Lily: Dad eats chum!?
Lincoln: "Usual?" "Chum?" "Enjoy?" Oh, I don't understand dad.
Lynn Sr.: Oh, I suppose there's no hiding it guys. It all started back when I was around Lincoln's age.
FLASHBACK
Lynn Sr.: (Narrating) In my school we had really luxurious and tasty food. And boy was it delicious.
[The flashback shows all of Lynn Sr.'s friends and everyone he knows having an awesome time at recess.]
Cafeteria Chef: [rings his triangle] Meal time.
Everyone went to the Cafeteria. They had good food. Lynn Sr. had a whole turkey and awesome mashed potatoes and gravy.
Lynn Sr.: [voiceover] But then came that awful day. We call it the Black Chumday. Our school had completely run out of food and we went inside to eat in the cafeteria. All we had left to eat was Chum, Rotten Fish guts. [his past self sits in a chair and was given a bowl and the chef feeds him chum. His past self starts to eat chum] When everyone saw what they were eating they hurled their guts out! I was starting to feel peckish. [his past self starts to take a liking to chum] But, oh, that flavor. Sweet and gamy with a creamy, chunky mouthfeel. [a chum monkey appears as his past self continuously eats chum] Oh, I've had a chum monkey on my back ever since. [his chum monkey screeches]
FLASHBACK ENDS
Lynn Sr.: Been eating the stuff in secret for years now guys. [eats some of Sal's chum] Just got a taste for it. One of those addiction things, I suppose.
Maria: Mr. Lynn, why did you just eat chum?
Me: Oh that is disgusting! (VOMITS)
Nico: (VOMITS)
Lana: Aw it's not so bad.
Lana likes chum now too! She was eating a big bowl of it.
Lola: LANA! YUCK!
Me: Oh that's Lana for you.
Lila Loud: I like it too.
[A piece of Sal's chum gurgles for a bit before Lynn Sr. slurps it in his mouth]
Laney threw up.
Laney: (VOMITS!)
Lori: That is literally disgusting!
Leni: EW!
Lynn Sr.: Oh, uh, look guys, I don't want this getting out, you understand? [laughs] Especially to Ophelia Shroud. So what do you say guys? Keep my shame a secret, huh? For your old dad?
Me: Well okay Mr. Lynn. (VOMITS)
Lincoln: [laughs] You got it dad. Our lips are sealed. [zips his mouth]
Lynn Sr.: Glad to hear it. Okay, see you guys at home. [We fly away.] Sal, I'm feeling hungry tonight. How's about another plate of chum?
Sal: Oh, sorry, Lynn, that was my last plate of chum, ever! I'm closing the Slop Pile permanently. [closes his restaurant]
Lynn Sr.: [gasps] What?! [gulps]
Sal: Yep, I'm moving to Hollywood to make it big in the pictures. Just imagine this mug on a movie screen 30 feet wide! [a closeup of his face is shown while laughing] See you in the movies! [drives away]
Lynn Sr.: But where will I get my chum from?
[Lynn Sr. is now stranded in the middle of nowhere alone. The scene changes back to the Lynn's Table. Lynn Sr. is pacing back and forth about where he'll get more chum.]
Lincoln: Gosh dad, I've never tried to make chum before. I don't even know what the ingredients are.
Me: You don't even want to find out Lincoln.
Lynn Sr.: Ugh, well, uh, it's, uh—it's made from... [whispers in Lincoln's ear and we overheard about what the actual ingredients of chum are and from what Lincoln hears, it is really disgusting.]
Me: (VOMITS!)
Nico: (VOMITS!) Oh that is really foul!
Lincoln: [gags and groans in disgust] Eww. [as Lincoln is done talking, his skin turns pale and his skin color melts off; he mops up his color and washes himself with it.] Um, I don't think I can make that for you dad.
Lily: But don't worry dad. Mr. SquarePants dealt with this before.
Lynn Sr.: Really?
Lily: He sure has. Mr. Krabs had a massive addiction to Chum ever since he was in the navy and he was eating it in secret too.
Lynn Sr.: Talk about Deja Vu huh sweetie?
Lily: No kidding.
Lynn Sr.: Am I gonna have to go to Bikini Bottom to get some chum?
Lily: No dad. When we banished Plankton into space we got rid of all the Chum in the city and we used it all when that Krabby Patty Zombie Invasion reared its ugly head.
Gali: I remember that.
Nokama: That was terrible.
Irma Lair: But it was a great adventure dealing with Zombies.
Me: It sure was.
Lily: But Mr. SquarePants taught me how to make Chum his way. Chum Free Chum he calls it.
Lynn Sr.: Really sweetie?
Lily: Sure dad. You won't be able to tell the difference.
Lynn Sr.: I sure hope you're right.
French narrator: (French Accent) Later…
[The scene changes to Lily serving three kinds of chum for Lynn Sr. to enjoy.]
Lily: Behold: three takes on Chum à la Lily Loud. [Lynn Sr. gives a taste on the first plate of chum] The secret ingredient in this one? Krabby Patties. Well? Huh?
Me: Krabby Patty Chum. Yummy.
Lynn Sr.: It's delicious sweetie! I'll keep this one as a meal for the restaurant. Next!
Lily: [gives Lynn Sr. another plate full of chum and him gives another taste] To capture the natural bouquet of the chum, I made this batch entirely from old cat litter.
Lana: Cool!
Lynn Sr.: [gasps, spits out some cat litter and his face shrivels] A little dry. [shakes his head back to normal] Next! [swats the second plate of chum away]
Lily: [gives Lynn Sr. another plate full of chum] Ooh, I think you'll like this one. [Lynn Sr. gives it a taste] I know you do. [giggles] It's made from wishes and love.
Lola: SpongeBob teaches you well Lily.
Lily: I know.
[Lynn Sr. belches out hearts and sparkles. His face turns into SpongeBob's face and laughs like SpongeBob.]
Lynn Sr.: [rubs his face back to normal] It's too sweet. Oh, none of these are right, Lily. Except for that one made of Krabby Patties. I think this old chum chewer needs some time alone. [leaves the Krusty Krab and sulks away]
Me: Poor Mr. Lynn. And there's no chum in Bikini Bottom or in the city.
Lisa: Actually J.D., there is one place that has been serving inedible and hideously repulsive chum in the city. The Pasta Bowl.
(Thunder and lightning crashes and bloodcurdling screams were heard!)
Me: The Pasta Bowl serves Chum!? (VOMITS!)
Nico: That is so disgusting!
Lori: That is literally the last place we would go to help dad.
Me: I agree.
[Later that night, Lynn Sr. stops at a brick wall and wails in sadness. His stomach moans and groans in hunger, giving Lynn Sr. so much pain.]
Poor Lynn Sr.
Lynn Sr.: Oh, The Pasta Bowl's the only place in town still selling chum, but I can't go crawling to Shroud for help. No, I won't. I got too much pride for that. [cuts to Mr. Krabs invading Shroud's trash can, looking for some chum] Oh, come on, there's gotta be some chum in here somewhere!
Ophelia Shroud's computer Selena and Ophelia Shroud came out.
Selena: [comes out with a flashlight] Uh, hello? [Lynn Sr. hides behind the trash can] Who—who's out there?
Ophelia Shroud: [comes out with a bat] All right, miscreant, come over here where I can kill you! [swings the bat around]
[Lynn Sr. attempts to escape, but Selena catches him.]
Selena and Shroud: Mr. Loud?!
Shroud: What are you doing here?
Lynn Sr.: Nothing, nothing! I, uh, [takes the shoe out of his mouth] lost my shoe! See? Found it. [laughs] Okay, bye. [his stomach growls loudly]
Shroud: [suspiciously] Hold it. What's going on with you, Mr. Loud? Your clothes are a mess and your stomach's making strange noises.
Lynn Sr.: [wears the shoe] What are you talking—I'm...[stammers until he gives in] Oh, fine! [throws away the shoe] I'm hooked on chum, okay?!
Shroud: Say what?! [her skeleton falls out in shock]
Lynn Sr.: Look at me now! Digging through garbage for scraps! [sobs uncontrollably]
Shroud: [sucks her skeleton back in her body] You actually like chum?
Selena: How is that possible? Nobody likes chum! It tastes terrible! It tastes like puke!
Shroud: [hops on Selena's screen] Shh! Mute your speaker, Selena. This pathetic display is giving me an idea. [walks over to a sobbing Lynn Sr.] All right Mr. Loud, since you are Lisa Loud's father and my arch enemy as well, how would you like a lifetime supply of chum?
Lynn Sr.: [stops crying] Really?
Shroud: Sure, for the low, low price of your special recipes and Lisa's greatest inventions!
Lynn Sr.: [shrieks] No, no, I can't! Not my recipes and Lisa's inventions!
Shroud: You sure, Mr. Loud? [holds up a bowl full of chum] Just breathe in that noxious smell. [sniffs the chum and nearly gags; lassos Lynn Sr. down with the chum fumes and holds up a chum-shaped pendulum] You know you want it. [laughs evilly as she attempts to brainwash Lynn Sr.]
[The chum monkey in Lynn Sr.'s head sees and hears everything. He climbs into Lynn Sr.'s brain and reactivates it with a steering wheel. Lynn Sr. crawls over towards Shroud and attempts to eat some of her chum.]
Shroud: [throws the chum out of sight] Ah-ah-ah. Not until I have the recipes and Lisa's Inventions.
Lynn Sr.: [growls] Oh, fine! I'll be right back. [goes to his restaurant.]
What he didn't know however is that we were watching everything from the shadows.
Me: Did you hear that guys? Mr. Lynn has lost his marbles.
Lincoln: Dad is making a deal with the devil.
Lori: We literally have to stop him from making a terrible mistake.
Me: And we will. Come on!
We went after him.
Lynn Sr. enters his office and opens his safe, only to find that he was tied up in Spider Web courtesy of Spiderman!
Spiderman: (webs Lynn Sr. up) You're staying webbed until we cure you of your latest addiction!
Lynn Sr.: You don't understand guys!
Me: Sorry Mr. Lynn, but this is for your own good. Your addiction of Chum has gotten completely out of control.
Lana: Just like how it was when I was addicted to dog biscuits.
Nico: You ate dog biscuits Lana?
Me: (Shudders) That day was horrible.
Qin: Gross.
Lila Loud: Yuck.
Ben: How about I go Nanomech, go into your dad's brain, and make sure his chum addiction is gone?
Me: No Ben. That won't work. You could damage something important and we can't take that risk.
Lilo: We can use Swirly to hypnotize your dad into losing his chum addiction.
Me: Hypnosis is always a good solution.
Lily: Wait guys. I remember this all too well. The only way we're gonna get dad back to normal is if he eats a giant tank full of chum.
Me: How big a tank full of chum are we talking?
Lily: As big as a whole house.
Lincoln: That's a lot of chum!
Maria: Where are we going to find a huge amount of chum like that?
Me: In the Pasta Bowl. I saw a huge tank full of chum inside that place with the spy bugs.
Laney: That's gross!
Lana: That's a lot of chum.
Me: Lets get over there. But first we need a decoy.
Lisa: Leave that to me 2nd elder brother.
Me: Okay here's what we do.
I whispered my plan to everyone.
We went to the Pasta Bowl and we saw a huge tank. It was a barrel shape tank and it was huge. We had a box and in it was a rotten surprise for Ophelia Shroud.
Lynn Sr.: Shroud where are you!? I'm here to collect my chum.
Shroud: I'm up here Mr. Loud.
Lynn Sr.: [climbs up the ladder and sees a whole lifetime supply of chum in an enormous barrel] Whoo-hoo! Just look at all that chum! And it's all for me! [laughs maniacally]
Me: Wow! That's a lot of chum! (VOMITS OVER THE SIDE) Here's the recipes and Lisa's inventions.
I handed her the box.
Shroud: Lets see if it is them.
Shroud opened the box and in it was a skunk and it sprayed her.
Shroud: Mommy!
FFFFFFFAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTT!
It skunked her and she smelled horrible!
Lynn Sr. dove into the lifetime supply of chum and he was eating it like there was no tomorrow!
Me: Go, Mr. Lynn, go! Whoo! [Lynn Sr. eats some bread] No, don't fill up on bread! The chum! Eat the chum!
Lynn Sr.: [takes out a straw] Right! [slurps on the rest of the chum until he is completely obese and full]
We climbs down, open the barrel's door and enter the chum barrel. Lynn Sr. groans and belches.
BBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Me: You did it Mr. Lynn!
Lincoln: [hugs Lynn Sr.] Dad, you did it!
Me: Our trap worked!
Lynn Sr.: Oh, and I think I killed my taste for chum too. See? [sticks out his tongue that has tombstones on his taste buds] I'll never touch another bite of this stuff as long as I live. [groans]
Me: I wouldn't either. (VOMITS!)
Nico: You are a hero Mr. Lynn. A gross hero. (VOMITS)
Me: Lets go to a movie to take our minds off this.
We left and rolled Lynn Sr. out of the restaurant.
William: (glares at Ophelia) This doesn't change a thing between us.
Shroud: CURSE YOU LOUD'S!
[The scene changes to all of us and the chum monkey watching Sal's latest movie at the movie theater. It was called Dr. Foe. A parody of the famous James Bond first ever film Dr. No. He is the star of an action-adventure Spy movie that features an evil mad scientist and Sal a secret agent.]
Sal: You'll never get away with this, Dr. Kelpington!
Lily: [whispers to the chum monkey] Mm, could you pass the popcorn?
[The chum monkey screeches at Lily.]
Later the next day at the Krusty Krab, Lily was working behind the grill.
Mr. Krabs: So yer dad liked chum like me?
Lily: Uch! It was so gross Mr. Krabs. His school ran out of food and he had a huge addiction to chum ever since when he was my brothers age.
Mr. Krabs: Boy talk about deja vu lass!
Lily: No kidding. J.D. was hurling his guts out when we saw him eat the stuff. Lana actually likes chum now.
Mr. Krabs: Your sister likes chum now lass?
Lily: You know Lana. She loves disgusting things. But now we've added Krabby Patty chum to the menu of my dads restaurant.
Mr. Krabs: That's great lass!
Lily: Yeah. But thanks to Ophelia Shroud we destroyed his taste for chum. Pretty Ironic huh?
Mr. Krabs: (Laughs Heartily) You got that right lass.
They laughed.
THE END
Another Fanfiction and a funny episode of SpongeBob done Loud House Style complete.
The Hankering aired last month and it was the grossest episode and funniest one ever. Mr. Krabs was eating chum and it was disgusting and funny! Can you imagine eating chum!? YUCK! That would taste, smell and look like puke! It's rotten fish guts! VOMITVILLE! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think. Next up is the first ever Star Trek chapter. We're going to do Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country and that is a movie I've known since I was a little kid. It's what got me into Star Trek because of my dad.
See you all tomorrow.