In the estate, we were watching TV and playing card games.
The doorbell rang.
Lynn Sr.: I'll get it.
Me: Okay.
Lynn Sr. got the door and he got a box and opened it and in it was a bunch of bags full of M&M's candy.
Lynn Sr: Odd. We didn't order a package full of M&Ms.
Poromon: Oh that's for us.
Poliwag: We have a special project for them.
Lincoln: What are the M&M's for guys?
Poromon: Me, Poliwag, Manaphy and Horsea are going to attempt to break a world record.
Manaphy: We're going to construct the largest pyramid made entirely out of M&M's.
We gasped.
Melman: You four are going to make a pyramid made of M&Ms?! Are you crazy?!
Huffer: Do you guys know how hard it is to make an M&M pyramid?
Me: Yeah, that record has never before been attempted. That's why it's very hard.
Lisa: That is correct. The odds of completing said project of constructing a pyramid of chocolate candies; street name: M&M's are approximately 7,235,235,236 to 1.
Nico: That is not very good odds.
Lisa: Indeed.
Maria: But I can tell that they want to try it.
May: Yep.
Me: Okay. Go for it. Lynn, you better get a stopwatch just to be on the safe side.
Lynn: I'm on it.
Lynn went to her room and came back with her stopwatch.
Lynn: Got it.
Me: Okay.
We dumped all of the M&M's in a giant washtub and they got to work. After 6 hours, 43 minutes and 12 seconds, they built a full scale replica of the Great Pyramid of Giza made entirely out of M&M's and it was successful! It was 754 feet wide and 426 feet tall and composed of 10 million plus M&M's!
Dirt Boss: Oh man. The four of you actually did it!
Me: Wow! They did it! They pulled it off!
May: Wow!
I took an instant picture of it and wrote down the dimensions and how many M&M's it took to make it.
Bomb Man: I think that's a new world record!
Me: It sure is.
With us was the editor-in-chief of the Guinness Book of World Records, Craig Glenday.
Craig Glenday: (British Accent) You have broken the world record for the first time you four!
We cheered wildly for them!
Poromon, Manaphy, Poliwag and Horsea were forever immortalized in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Poromon: Now comes the best part.
Nico: What's that?
Poliwag: Eating it.
Manaphy: Yeah!
They got to eating in and in minutes, the whole pyramid was completely devoured and gone. They were belching and burping.
Me: Boy that's a lot of M&M's you guys ate.
Maria: No kidding.
They were stuffed.
Later we were watching TV and then Laney, Luan, Eddy and Nico came in with big boxes full of candy.
Laney: Hey guys. I got an awesome snack for all of us.
Me: What you guys got?
Nico: You'll like this. We got candy from Willy Wonka.
Me: Willy Wonka candy!? I haven't had their candy in like forever.
Lincoln: It's so good.
Laney: I know. Look what we got.
They opened the boxes and in them were Nerds, Laffy Taffy, Shock Tarts, Chewy Runts, Oompas, Pixisticks, Gobstoppers, Wonka Bars and more.
Mary Knudson: Boy I haven't had their candy in a long time. It feels like forever.
Laney: I know. I'm drooling for their chocolate.
Me: We all are.
I looked at a Wonka Bar.
Me: Hey look! There's a contest. "Find the Golden Ticket in a Wonka Bar and you could win a tour of the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory!" Wow! Just like in the movie!
Nico: Cool!
Lincoln: Lets see if we can find it!
Lana: Yeah!
We started looking and then right off the bat Lincoln found it!
Lincoln: (GASP) I found it! I found the golden ticket!
Me: Wow! Way to go Lincoln!
Laney: Yeah! Awesome!
Poromon: I can't wait to eat all of that chocolate!
Me: We're off to the Willy Wonka factory.
We were off to the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory in Munich, Germany.
MUNICH, GERMANY
We arrived in Munich, Germany and we were standing in front of the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory.
Me: Wow!
Laney: I'm drooling with chocolate cravings!
Lori: It's so good!
?: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
We turned and we saw Charlie Bucket and his friend Violet Beauregarde and Charlie's grandpa Joe.
Me: Charlie Bucket! Violet Beauregarde and Grandpa Joe. It's great to see you all here.
Charlie Bucket: You too J.D.
Violet: Yeah you are all awesome!
Grandpa Joe: Yeah.
Lincoln: You guys won the ticket too?
Charlie: We sure did.
Violet: It's gonna be so cool having you all with us.
Me: It sure is.
We went into the factory and we were greeted by the great chocolate maker Willy Wonka himself!
Willy Wonka: Team Loud Phoenix Storm welcome to my chocolate factory.
Team Loud Phoenix Storm: By the sweet love and deliciousness of chocolate. (Bows) Ye are worthy, we are not.
Me: It's an honor to meet the great candy maker Willy Wonka.
Willy Wonka: Same to you J.D. Word about all of your adventures is truly remarkable. And you have my sincere condolences for what happened to Ra's Al Ghul and Bowser.
Me: We appreciate that Mr. Wonka.
Charlie Bucket: Yeah.
Me: We love all your candy and it's so delicious.
Willy Wonka: Why thank you all.
He went over the tour lines and we were ready. It was gonna be an awesome tour. We got to see where they make Nerds and they were really awesome! They use giant hammers to smash them into smaller pieces and they get two flavors in a box. We then saw where they make the Chewy Runts. They shook a bunch of fruit trees and put them through a giant set of novelty chattering teeth and it makes them chewy and they were awesome! Next we saw where they make Xploder Chocolate and it was really good chocolate with Pop Rocks in it. The Oompa Loompas blow explosives and the explosion energy is transferred to Cardiac Defibrillators and infused into the chocolate. Awesome! It was delicious. Next we saw where they make Laffy Taffy. One of my favorites. It's flavored taffy and there's jokes on the wrappers and they are funny. Hence why it's called Laffy Taffy. We saw where they make the jokes. It was funny! Luan can't have taffy because of her braces. But the jokes she can use for her material. Next we saw where they make the Shock Tarts, extremely sour sweet tarts and they were tasty. Lincoln loves those and they were electrifying. Next we saw where they make Pixi Stix. It was little stick wrappers filled with candy powder. Dexter and Lisa's favorites. Next we saw Fun Dip. It was delicious dip candy that you spread on your tongue and you can even eat the sticks that come with it. Next was saw Gobstoppers. They were jawbreakers with many layers of flavors on them. Eddy and Luan loved those. We also saw where they had the Geese that laid the golden eggs. It was awesome! We then went into Oompa Land and we saw how they made a chewy candy called Oompas and they were delicious. When trying one of Willy Wonka's full course meal chews, Violet turned blue and inflated up and Lisa made an antidote that got her back to normal. But she released a massive blueberry scented fart while doing so.
We had a lot of great candy and sugar rushes all over.
Me: Boy this was really delicious.
?: Soon you all will die!
We turned and we saw VERUCA SALT!
Veruca Salt is the spoiled daughter of the Salts, her husband of whom is the owner of a successful peanut factory. Having been spoiled by her parents and her high status, Veruca has become immensely arrogant and self-centered. She browbeats her father into giving into her every demands.
When Willy Wonka, the owner of a chocolate factory which had shut down, unexpectedly reveals he will be hosting a tour of his factory and has sent out five Golden Tickets to determine the winners, Veruca demands to be given one. To cater to his daughter's demands, Mr. Salt demands his worker's "shell" thousands of Wonka bars until one of them finds a Golden Ticket. Veruca becomes the second Golden Ticket winner, and is thus allowed entry into his factory, along with the poor Charlie Bucket, the gluttonous Augustus Gloop, the competitive gum-chewer Violet Beauregarde, and the TV-obsessed Mike Teavee.
Veruca is the third child to meet her downfall when she tours Wonka's Nut Room, where she takes a liking to Wonka's trained, nut-sorting squirrels. When Wonka refuses to give her one, Veruca enters the Nut Room and attempts to steal one, but is ambushed and overpowered by the squirrels, who then dispose of her in the garbage chute leading to the incinerator. Her parents join her shortly afterwards.
Veruca survives the ordeal and leaves the factory alive, albet humiliated and covered in garbage.
1971 film
Veruca appears in the 1971 film, portrayed by actress Julie Dawn Cole. Veruca is shown as one of the older and more prominent children to show up at Wonka's factory, as well as one of the more bratty.
Veruca berates and intimidates her father into finding her a Golden Ticket so she can go to Willy Wonka's factory. When she does get the ticket, she is approached by a man named Mr. Slugsworth, who asks that she get him an Everlasting Gobstopper in exchange for whatever she wants. At the factory, Veruca introduces herself to the factory owner, as well as meeting the other ticket winners. Veruca and Violet antagonize each other throughout the tour, shoving each other and insulting one another. Veruca also briefly tries to convince Charlie that Wonka is "bonkers", though he retorts that that's not a bad thing. Veruca, along with the other ticket winners, are given an Everlasting Gobstopper. However, when Wonka tells them to promise not to show it to anyone, Veruca crosses her fingers behind her back.
Veruca meets her end when she enters Wonka's Golden Egg Room and demands a golden goose from Wonka. When Wonka refuses, Veruca throws a tantrum and trashes the Egg Room before plummeting down the Eggdicator, having been deemed a 'bad egg'. Her father joins her soon afterwards. Wonak reassures the remaining guests that Veruca and her father will be okay, and presumably become more wiser from the experience.
2005 film
Veruca appears in the 2005 film directed by Tim Burton, portrayed by Julia Winter.
Me: Veruca Salt!
Veruca: That's right J.D.!
Me: I thought you learned your lesson the first time you were here but obviously you didn't.
Charlie: Veruca!
Maria: Who's she again?
Charlie: One of the kids who didn't learn her lesson. Specifically, she was a spoiled brat.
Violet: How did you get back here, anyway? Mr. Wonka and Charlie banned you from here!
Veruca: And after the prize at the end of the tour was rightfully mine! Fortunately, I made some new friends that don't like following the rules. And starting today, I'll be one of the top employees of this factory.
Violet: You, making chocolates? You'll just screw it up!
Veruca: Who said anything about making chocolates? Candies just won't cut it now these days. But making weapons? That's more productive!
Me: You're insane!
William: We won't let you turn this factory into a weapons sweatshop. Same goes with whoever's helping you!
Veruca: Just try and stop me. You'll see soon enough. I'm gonna be a legend around this place. Now, consider your careers officially over. (teleports out)
As we looked around for any signs of Veruca, we suddenly heard Veruca's voice over the intercom.
Veruca (over the intercom): We're in control of this factory now. And I suggested a few improvements – some real doozies I just know you're gonna love. In fact… you're not getting out of here alive…
Randy: (growls) There you are, Veruca! Don't think you'll run away from us that easily!
Veruca: (grins evilly) Who's running? (snaps fingers)
Then we saw bubbles in the chocolate and out of it came a new heartless! It looked like a giant living bon bon with an evil grin and glowing yellow eyes and it was made of chocolate that tastes great and it had breath that smells horrible. It was called the Sweet Tooth Horror.
Me: A Heartless made of pure chocolate!
Sora: That's unusual!
My dark orb detector went off.
Me: There's a dark orb in here.
Laney: And I see it in that pump right there.
Laney went over to it and smashed the dark orb.
Veruca: Finally. This is exactly what I needed to take over the factory. But first, I am getting rid of you. (To the Heartless) Attack!
Me: I don't think so!
I punched the Chocolate heartless and splattered it all over.
SPLAT!
We were covered in chocolate and we licked it off.
Lana: (Slurps) Yummy!
Lola: Delicious chocolate!
Me: Look!
We saw two people floating in the lake of chocolate and we recognized them.
Me: That's Augustus Gloop and Mike Teavee.
?: Not just them.
We then saw Vypra and Dark Jack Spicer come out of the shadows.
Me: Vypra and Dark Spicer! What are you doing here!?
Vypra: We're here to help Veruca control this factory!
Dark Spicer (to Charlie Bucket): Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!
Me: Not on your life you fucking cavity inducer!
But Veruca was then thrown from the control room and she fell into the chocolate pool.
SPLASH!
Kevin Levin: (sees the Antitrix on Dark Spicer's wrist) Hey! That's the Antitrix my younger evil self used!
Dark Spicer: It is, isn't it? Though, unlike your younger bad counterpart, my aliens aren't unstable.
Me: You must mean Kevin's 2016 counterpart.
Vypra: That's right.
Dark Spicer: And watch what it can do.
Dark Spicer turned into a different version of Heatblast. He was a Pyronite but with purple flames and he had a really ugly hole in his chest that burned with intense fire.
Lea: Who in the world is this Heatblast knock off? Hot Shot?
Hot Burn: Nah. I prefer a more cooler name. Like... Hot Burn! (generates a sphere of fire in his hands and throws it at Lea)
Lola caught it and absorbed it.
Shanan: This is not a normal Pyronite. This is a Pyronite hybridized with something else.
Me: You guys deal with Dark Spicer, I'll face Vypra.
Nico: Okay.
Jessica Namiko: No J.D. I'll face Vypra. I haven't had my shot at her yet.
Me: Okay. Mr. Wonka, this is about to get really ugly so you may want to get to somewhere safe.
Willy Wonka: No I want to watch you all.
Me: Okay.
Dark Spicer then transformed again. He was a purple Petrosapien with razor sharp crystals on his arms and shoulders and on his head.
Crystal Freak: Say hello to Crystal Freak! (fires Diamond shards at Aeleus)
Aeleus deflected them back.
Shanan: This is a Petrosapien mixed with something else.
Troy: You're not the only one who can transform!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Dino Thunder!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Thunder Rangers and Emma Goodall turned into a new Dino Thunder Ranger never seen before. She was turned into the new Purple Stegosaurus Ranger and she had a Stego Scythe.
Augustus and Mike woke up.
Kevin Levin: (to Mike and Augustus) Your buddy Veruca is being helped by two villains that have in their possession a device that one of my evil selves used. If they harm anyone, you two are gonna pay for it!
Me: Lets dance!
We went at them and I punched Crystal Freak in the face and kicked him in the stomach and Nico punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the face. Lincoln fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted him. Emma Goodall tried her new Dino Thunder powers out and she slashed Crystal Freak all over with her Stego Scythe and cut him really good. Troy Burrows smashed his head with his Tyranno Staff and Lola fired a powerful blast of fire at him and burned him all over. Lana fired a powerful blast of ice lightning and froze his legs. Laney fired poison barbs at him and they cut him all over and he was itching like crazy. Linka fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted him. Aurore fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted him all over.
Me: Lets get him with teamwork!
Huffer: Roger that boss! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his strength and weapons 100-fold and it enabled him to fire a powerful fire cannon from his shoulder.
Melman: Time for this giraffe to strike! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into a collar around his neck and it enabled him to use Cybertron Scourge's twin fire dragon heads.
Huffer and Melman: SUPER FIRESTORM BEAM!
They both fired powerful blasts of fire and they hit Crystal Freak and burned him all over.
Cybertron Dirt Boss: Time for this boss to pound! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Velocitron Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it caused a powerful cannon to pop out on him.
Bomb Man: Time for this guy to get bombed! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm and it enhanced his Hyper Bomb 100-fold.
Cybertron Dirt Boss and Bomb Man: DIRT DOG BADDA BOOM!
Cybertron Dirt Boss fired his Dirt Dog Attack and Bomb Man threw a bomb and they hit Crystal freak and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Lets finish him!
Charlie: You got it J.D.! I've always wanted to try this out! CHOCOLATE DELUGE CAVITY STRIKE!
Charlie fired a powerful shower of chocolate and it hit Dark Spicer and covered him in chocolate.
Fudgy used a Final Smash called CHOCOLATE MEGADRENCH and it covered Dark Spicer in chocolate.
Willy Wonka: Try this on! GOBSTOPPER JAWBREAKER FACESMASH!
He threw massive gobstoppers and they smashed into his face!
SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!
Lola: Now for you to burn! FIRESTORM DRAGON STRIKE!
Lola fired a powerful blast of fire and it turned into a dragon of pure fire and it slammed into Dark Spicer and exploded. He was burned and knocked down and he was back to human.
Jessica Namiko was facing Vypra and she had a sword of pure lightning ready and they went at each other and clashed ferociously. It was a powerful clash and they were really going at each other and it was powerful. Jessica fired a powerful 700 billion volt blast of electricity and electrocuted Vypra.
Dark Spicer just transformed back to human.
Dark Spicer: Well, this has been fun. But we should be going.
Veruca: Wait. Where are you two going?
Vypra: We're off to recruit more villains. Specifically, ones that don't whine like spoiled brats!
Veruca: Hang on! I can finish this! Wait for me!
But it was too late. Vypra and Dark Spicer teleported out. Fudgy blew a raspberry at Veruca.
We tied up Augustus, Mike and Veruca.
Nico: You three have failed this factory.
Willy Wonka: Thank you all so much for saving the factory J.D.
Me: It was our pleasure Mr. Wonka. But we just do what we do best and that's kicking the living crap out of bad guys.
Willy Wonka: Guys, for helping to stop Veruca and behaving yourselves throughout the tour, you've earned yourselves some prizes!
We got eternal passes to visit the factory at anytime and we got a lifetime supply of our favorite candies from Willy Wonka.
Laney: What do we do about these three.
Me: Well Augustus and Mike were coerced into doing all this against their wills. So we'll let them go. But Veruca needs to be punished harshly. I think spending the rest of her life in Switzerlands Limburger Mines doing backbreaking hard labor is perfect for her.
Nico: Limburger Mines?
Me: It's a special mine I found. It was after the battle with Princess Morbucks during 2018's Christmas, I found it in a cave under The Matterhorn and it was a mine full of Limburger Cheese. It smells like rotten socks down there and I figured that it would be a perfect prison for spoiled brats.
Nico: Nice!
Lincoln: I like it!
Lori: This wretch literally deserves it.
Me: You got it.
Veruca: You can't do this to me! I'm Veruca Salt and I will make you all suffer for this!
Me: Do we look like care?
Later, Veruca was in prison clothes and she had a pickaxe and she was working in the Limburger Mines For Spoiled Ungrateful Brats. We even Resurrected Chandler Henderson and he too got the same punishment. But they were under the constant watch of the Swiss Guards.
Veruca: I hate that Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Chandler Henderson: Me too.
Back in America we were having an awesome rest.
Charlie: (To the viewers) Never mess with an awesome sweet tooth or Willy Wonka or you will face Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Charlie Bucket and Violet Beauregarde were now an awesome couple. They grew into it during the fight.
We were proud of them.
Kevin Levin: Hey J.D., I heard you all busted Michael Morningstar during your worldwide trip.
Me: We sure did Kevin.
Julie Yamamoto: Was it the Michael Morningstar we faced?
Me: No Julie. He was from 2016's Ben 10. But the one you all faced is still out there and when that time comes we will face him.
Nico: Yep.
We were gonna face him later.
THE END
Another Awesome fanfiction complete and it was a sweet victory.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is one of my favorites and it was awesome! This chapter was based on the 2005 movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and it was awesome! Never saw the movie but it was awesome from what I heard. Veruca Salt was the worst! What a whiny brat! But this chapter was also made as a tribute to Gene Wilder who played as Willy Wonka back in 1971. He was a great actor. Too bad Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory didn't do well in the box office. But lots of people loved the movie despite it not being a success back then. Also I love Wonka candy. It was so tasty and sweet!
R.I.P. Gene Wilder - June 11, 1933 - August 29, 2016.
NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think. Next up is 2002's The Time Machine and that is gonna be an interesting fight as we face the Morlock's 800,000 years into the future!
See you all tomorrow.