In the estate, Rosa Casagrande was watching her favorite horoscope show: Ernesto Estrella.
I came in.
Me: Hola Rosa.
Rosa: (Spanish Accent) Hola J.D.
Me: What ya watching?
Rosa: It's my favorite astrologer show Ernesto Estrella. He's a horoscope teller.
Me: Like a fortune teller. That's neat. I was born a Libra. But I am also a very special case.
Rosa: How so?
Me: I was born on a very rare planetary alignment. It's an alignment that happens once every 30,000 to 40,000 years.
Rosa: Aye caramba. What is the alignment?
Me: The planets Mars, Venus, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune were aligned that night when I was born.
Rosa: Wow! That's amazing!
Nico: Wow. I didn't know that J.D. That's really something.
Me: I looked it up on the star charts and it was a rare event.
Jessie K.: That's awesome dad. I know another person that was born on a rare planetary alignment like that. Christina of Sweden. She was born on a rare conjunction with Mars, Venus and Pluto on December 28th, 1626.
Rosa: Wow. That is something.
Me: An alignment like that probably happens once every 40,000 to 50,000 years.
Nico: Wow.
Ernesto: (Spanish Accent) Today, I will be talking about the Fire Sign.
He formed a fire in his hand.
Rosa: Ooh! Ronalda is a fire sign.
Me: Libra is under wind. Nico, your birthday is on May 27th, so that makes you a Gemini and they fall under Wind.
Nico: Nice!
Jessie K.: Wow!
Me: Yep. They represent the realms of ideas, perception and a rational mind.
Nico: That is so cool!
Rosa: That's right.
We went to the kitchen to get some drinks.
Later we were watching TV.
Arixam: You all ready for the Girl's Night Out?
Xion: You bet I am Arixam!
Maria: Yeah!
Me: You girls haven't had a Girls Night Out in a long time.
Varie: No we sure haven't.
Laney: It's gonna be really fun.
Nathalie Sancoeur: I hope you don't mind me supervising this Girl's Night Out. It's the least I could do since you pardoned me.
Marinette: Sure Nathalie. You're welcome to join us.
Lana: Yeah.
Lola: It's gonna be awesome.
Linka: We haven't had a Girls Night Out in like forever. Since the last Humiliation with the Griffins.
Me: Yeah. But have fun girls.
Varie: Will do.
They left and were ready to have fun.
Beast Wars Inferno: Boss, what should we do while the girls are out?
Me: We could go to the obstacle course and practice.
Nico: Good idea.
We left for the Obstacle Course.
In the middle of the city, Varie and the girls were ready to have fun.
Thunderblast: So, where are we going for the Girl's Night Out?
Varie: We're going to the mall for a shopping spree.
Leni: Yay! I love the mall.
Nathalie: Sounds like we're going to have fun.
Aylene C.: We are.
They went to the mall. They were at the clothing stores and they tried on all kinds of awesome clothes and they were showing off and they had awesome looks. They tried everything on from summer dresses, bikinis, dresses, shirts, skirts, shoes and so much more.
They bought their clothes and left. They went to several stores in the mall and so much more.
Next they went to an awesome restaurant called the India Megabistro. They had really good India Food.
Marinette: Good food.
Lana: You said it.
Lori: It's literally delicious.
Laney: It sure is.
Lisa: Indeed.
Nathalie: I haven't had Curry in a long time.
Maria: It sure is good.
Luna: We should have Girl's Nights Out more often dudes!
Luan: Yeah!
Then Maria got a call on her call watch.
Maria: Hello?
G1 Inferno: (contact Maria) Maria, we need you and the girls to come back to the estate. We just found our next baddie to bust.
Maria: We'll be right over.
They paid for their lunch and headed back to the estate.
Back at the estate, we got word on the satellites that an evil sausage cult was causing trouble in the city of O-Town, Michigan. It eas some kind of weird cult that worships sausages.
The Sausage Cult Leader is an anthropomorphic bird that appears as the main antagonist in one episode of the series Schnit-heads.
He is the manager of The Schnit Hut who invites Heffer to his party and to join the club. He and his associates are entirely devoted to producing, selling, consuming and even worshipping sausages day after day after day. At first enthusiastic about his new friends' devotion to one of his favorite foods, Heffer eventually grows tired and, one fatidical night, decides to order some pizza, explaining to the shocked cult members that he was getting a little tired of sausage.
The Leader goes berserk and sentences Heffer to ploughing the Sauerkraut Field. When Rocko goes to The Club of Sausage, the guards yelled at Rocko that he's never allowed to see Heffer again and forces Rocko to get out. Meanwhile, Rocko and Filburt work on a disguise of a giant great one of sausage. Upon seeing the giant sausage, the guard becomes cowardly and allows the monster in, with Heffer's friends hiding inside the disguise. Filburt yells at the members to bow down and bring him Heffer, but throwing Heffer inside of the great one's mouth and the costume's jaw became loose and fell out.
The Cult members realize that they have been fooled and they charge at Filburt, Rocko and Heffer. The Cult Leader and his membesr threaten to torture the three of them for punishment, but Really Really Big Man shows up right in time, disguised as a king of wiener, and claims to send the Leader and his member henchmen to flight but tricks them into dropping them to an island for their punishment, so Big Man saves Rocko and his friends and sends them home.
Despite being sent to an island as punishment for his actions, the Sausage Cult Leader makes a cameo appearance in the Netflix film, "Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling" among the other residents present in watching the return of the Fatheads in Conglomo.
Me: O-Town? That's located just outside of Detroit.
Lori: That's literally not far from here.
Lana: I never heard of a Sausage Cult before.
Me: Looks like we got another Evil cult to take down. But this time it worships sausages.
Mordecai's mouth was salivating.
Mordecai: Please tell me that we get to actually steal sausages from that cult!
Me: We will Mordecai. O-Town is also a city full of Anthropomorphic Animals. This is gonna be interesting. Lets get them!
We were off to O-Town.
O-TOWN, MICHIGAN!
We arrived in O-Town and it was a beautiful town.
Me: Wow! We're in O-Town.
Nico: Wow! It's amazing!
Lola: It sure is beautiful.
Me: But it wasn't like this 20 years ago. It was just a small town back then.
We then saw a wallaby come up to us.
Rocko: (Australian Accent) G-day mates.
Me: Oh hello there.
Rocko: Wow! You're the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's such an honor to meet you all. I'm Rocko.
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Rocko. We got word that an evil sausage cult is back.
Rocko: That's right mate. It got Heffer once and now we have to stop them for good.
Me: We'll gladly help you. But wait, isn't Heffer the Scoutmaster of Camp Kidney?
Rocko: That's right! Until that big dumb moose ruined it for him.
Lincoln: You mean Lumpus.
Rocko: That's him. What a jerk!
Nico: We killed Lumpus.
Rocko: Good riddance.
We went into Rocko's house and we saw Heffer eating a lot of food.
Heffer: Hey Rocko. Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Me: That's right Heffer. It's good to see you again.
Heffer: Same to you J.D.
Me: How have you been doing since that dumb moose was exposed?
Heffer: Been doing good. Now that Lumpus is dead, I can now move on with my life and help out Camp Squirrel Bean whenever Slinkman needs it.
Laney: That's awesome!
Lana: Yeah!
Nico: It's great for you to help them out. But I take it you heard of that Sausage Cult returning.
Heffer: I sure did.
Me: Want to help us take them down?
Heffer: You bet!
Rocko: Lets get them!
Rocko called Mrs. Bighead, Filbert and Dr. Hutchinson and we were off to the Sausage House.
At the Sausage House, the Sausage Cult Leader was getting his followers together. But then a massive fiery explosion blasted a hole in his factory gate and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out of the explosion.
Me: This cult is hereby disbanded!
Sausage Cult Leader: On who's authority?
Me: Mine!
William: (to the Sausuge Cult Leader) Before we fight, give us all your sausages!
Sausage Cult Leader: Okay?
We were given an eternity supply of sausage.
Laney tied him up with bramble vines and they really hurt.
Dark Spicer: (Offscreen) He's not the only one you have to worry about.
We saw Dark Spicer come out of the shadows.
Dark Spicer: (to Lynn) Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!
Me: Dark Spicer. Where's Vypra? Usually she's with you.
Dark Spicer: She decided to sit this one out. I have new aliens for you.
Dark Spicer turned into a Wildmutt lookalike. He had dark black fur, red eyes showing that can see in infrared, razor sharp claws and powerful teeth.
Feralhound: Meet Feralhound!
Ben: How come your Wildmutt form can talk but mine can't?
Feralhound: Why don't you ask Shanan? Since apparently, she's such an expert on my alien forms! (charges at Snake Man)
Snake Man dodged him.
Shanan: This is a mutant Vulpimancer. It's a hybrid with a Vulpimancer and something else.
Feralhound: Try this on.
Dark Spicer turned into a mutant Kineceleran. He was a red version of XLR8 but with lightning stripes and powerful flaming mufflers on his shoulders and legs.
Dirtdrive: Say hello to Dirtdrive!
Dirtdrive rushes at you and writes on my forehead in black marker "Insert Brains here".
Me: (sees what Dirtdrive wrote) Hey!
Turbo Man: "Insert Brains Here"? Are you kidding me?
Dirtdrive: (laughs) Don't forget about the big arrow that points to where the brain should go. That's very important. (runs forward at high speeds to strike Turbo Man)
Turbo Man punched him in the face.
Me: (Sarcastically) Oh that is so funny.
Shanan: He's a mutant Kineceleran hybrid.
Nico: No one pranks J.D.!
Gia Moran: Let's show Dark Spicer our full Fury!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Jungle Fury!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jungle Fury Power Rangers and Orion turned into the Black Lion Ranger.
Me: Lets get him!
Nathalie: Time for action! Conda! Spread my Wings!
Nathalie then had an awesome new dark blue sleeveless body suit with feathers on it and she had a blue and purple sleeveless trench coat with the Andes Mountains on it and the Condors were flying in it. She had beautiful blue and purple angel angel wings and she had the Kanji for The Condor of The Flight of Justice on the back. 正義の飛行のコンドル She had an awesome and powerful fan that looked like Condor Feathers. In this form she was known as Pride Bird.
We went at him and I punched him in the face with devastating force and Nico punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the mouth and knocked his teeth out. Nathalie fired numerous feather shuriken and they hit Dark Spicer and he was in a lot of pain and Lincoln fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted him. Laney and Lola fired a powerful blast of fire and plant barbs and burned him and poisoned him.
Me: Time for some teamwork!
Luna: You got it dude! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into her right arm device and it enhanced her water powers 100-fold.
G1 Inferno: Time for some fiery pain! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and enhanced his Fire Extinguisher 100-fold.
Luna and G1 Inferno: MEGAFOAM WATER BLAST!
Luna fired a powerful blast of water and G1 Inferno fired a blast of foam and the blasts combined and turned into a deadly foam blast that got him really wet.
Beast Wars Inferno: Time for this monster to Burn! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Predacon Cyber Planet Key went into his gun and enhanced it 100-fold.
Thunderblast: Lets dance freak! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into her rocket launcher and it turned into a more powerful bigger rocket launcher.
Beast Wars Inferno and Thunderblast: INFERNO MEGABLAST FIRESTORM!
They both fired powerful blasts of fire and energy and they hit Dark Spicer and exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Ben: Time for some true Heatblast Power!
Bella: You got it Ben!
Bella turned into Ultimate Bella and Ben turned into Heatblast.
Ben: HEATBLAST!
Lea and Heatblast fired a massive blast of fire.
Lea and Heatblast: MEGA FIRE BLAST MEGARAY!
The blasts combined and turned into a deadly blast of fire and burned him all over.
Bella: Try this on! IONSTORM!
Bella fired powerful blasts of energy with the power of the Drej.
Snake Man fired a powerful Search Snake and Ben turned into Wildmutt and went at him.
Snake Man: WILDSNAKE DEATH SLASH!
Wildmutt slashed him all over the place and Snake Man's Search Snake exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Lets finish you off!
Nathalie: I'll start things off!
Me: Ladies first.
Nathalie: You're too kind. CONDOR FEATHER SHURIKEN STORM!
Nathalie fired a powerful barrage of feather shuriken and they hit Dark Spicer and exploded.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Heffer: This is for brainwashing me! SUPER STEER SITFLAT!
Heffer jumped and sat on Dark Spicer and squished him as flat as a pancake.
SQUISH!
Lynn: Feel the burn! VOLCANIC LAVA PUNCH!
Lynn coated her arm in fire and punched him with devastating force and it burned him bad.
Nico: Dark Spicer, you and that Sausage Cult Leader have failed this world! LIGHTNING THUNDERCLAP STRIKE!
Nico fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted him.
Dark Spicer reverted back.
Me: You're finished Spicer!
Nico: Yeah!
Dark Spicer: I'm out of here!
He was leaving.
Sausage Cult Leader: Take me too!
Dirtdrive: (to Sausuge Cult Leader) Sorry, pal. But I can't babysit you anymore.
With that, Dirtdrive runs off, leaving the Sausuge Cult Leader behind.
Lynn: Looks like Dark Spicer abandoned you.
Heffer: (to Sausge Cult Leader) You're going to prison for a very long time.
Me: Life in one of our space prisons will do.
Lynn: (To the viewers) Not even the love of sausage can match the power of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Nope.
The Sausage Cult Leader was sentenced to life in the Uranus Prison without parole.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete and the first ever Rocko's Modern Life chapter done.
Schnit-Heads was a very funny episode of Rocko's Modern Life and it was funny! Everything I said about the Planetary Alignment on my birthday is true. I was born on an extremely rare planetary alignment on my birthday in 1987. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks man. Let me know what you all think. Get ready for an out of this world adventure as we do a chapter for the 1982 movie E.T. the Extraterrestrial and it's gonna be an epic chase through the stars as we help E.T. get home.
See you all tomorrow.