In Bikini Bottom, Stupid Squidward Tentacles had gotten out of the Insane Asylum again and he was really infuriated! Qin punched him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and kicked him in the stomach.
POW! BOOF!
She then dealt him a powerful uppercut that sent him crashing into a bunch of garbage cans.
Qin: You are a freak of nature!
Squidward: I DON'T CARE! SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK ARE A COUPLE OF BRAINLESS MORONS!
Qin: The only moron here is you! You are a worthless piece of dung!
Squidward: BECAUSE (Points to SpongeBob and Patrick) THOSE TWO MORONS ARE THE MOST BRAINLESS IDIOTS EVER TO WALK THE SEA FLOOR! AND THIS WHOLE TOWN IS A BUNCH OF IDIOTS! THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE!
Qin: Why? Because you can't be accepted into society because you have no talent and are nothing more than a worthless loser!? Squilliam is a much better person than you ever will be in 100 lifetimes! You're nothing but a stupid reprobate and an imbecilic talentless freak of nature! As far as I'm concerned, the world is a lot better off without you!
Squidward then growled in a ferocious level of rage! He had some of his own words thrown right back at him!
Qin: This is why everyone hates you Stupid Squidward. You are a worthless and talentless loser and you have tried to get rid of SpongeBob and Patrick in more ways than anyone else can count and you tried to get them killed and more! You should've been thrown in jail instead of the nuthouse! You have no respect for good art and talent! You're a loser!
Squidward then ROARED FEROCIOUSLY! He went at Qin and she punched him in the face with devastating force and knocked out all of his teeth and then she grabbed his nose and ripped it clean off of his face.
CRUNCH!
Squidward: DDOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!
POW! BIFF! CRACK! SMASH! BLAM! ZONK! SMACK! WHAM! BLANG! KATOW!
Qin smashed him into a huge pulp and he was taken back to the nuthouse.
Qin: Hmph! What a loser. Next time there will be no mercy.
SpongeBob: Thanks Qin. What a jerk.
Patrick: Squidward is a loser. He doesn't deserve uh... anything.
Qin: No he doesn't.
Mr. Krabs: (Laughs) That's right lass.
Later at the estate we were at the dinner table. I was in the kitchen cooking up an awesome Louisiana feast. What it was really for was to add new food items to the menu at Lynn's Table.
I had amazing food ready.
Me: Here we are guys. I have quite an assortment for you all.
We had all sorts of food. We had Cajun crawfish, Lamb tagine, Grilled lamb sausage, Zucchini bisque, Crabmeat po'boy, Chicken sausage po'boy, Crawfish sausage po'boy, Cochon de lait po'boy, Turkey giardiniera po'boy, Roast beef po'boy, Alligator po'boy, Catfish amandine, Crawfish amandine, Crawfish étouffée, Boiled crawfish, Cajun shrimp, Duck pasta, Fried crab cake, Pecan catfish, Blackened redfish, Seafood mirliton casserole, Fried chicken, Fried green tomatoes, Stuffed shrimp, Muffuletta, Barbecue brisket sandwich, Barbecue chicken sandwich, Smoky bacon greens, Seafood au gratin, Seafood gumbo, Frogs' legs, Chicken gumbo, Jambalaya, Spinach artichoke, Creole sweet potato pone, Red beans and rice with sausage, Veggie red beans and rice, Pralines in cookies, Oyster pralines, Oyster shots, Oyster patties, Bananas Foster, King cake, Dixie cake, Pecan pie, Cajun boudin, Boudin balls, Crawfish rémoulade, Shrimp and lump crabmeat ravigote, Au croissant crawfish po'boy and Yaka mein.
Maria: That's a lot of food!
Nico: Wow! I love Louisiana food.
Laney: Me too. It's so delicious.
Lana: It's awesome!
Lola: It's really good! I love the Lamb Sausage.
Homer: I love all this food. I tried it all when I was in New Orleans a while back.
Lincoln: It's really good food Homer. You practically eat anything nowadays.
Homer: (Laughs) Yep that's true.
We laughed.
Mantaman: Is it true that you guys went to Woody and Buzz's world?
Me: We sure did. It was awesome seeing the world of Toy Story.
Freeze Man: We actually became toy sized in that world.
Laney: Yeah. It was so cool!
I went over what happened during the events of Phoenix's in Toyland. Everyone that didn't hear about it were amazed and shocked.
Qin: Whoa! That's awesome!
Woody: When we got to Galaxy Toys, Lotso and Stinky Pete used their Dark Orb to summon Heartless that took control of the majority of the toys in the store.
Me: Yeah. That was intense.
Long Haul: I remember that Scrapper helped Xion beat the Heartless Possessed Doll. And that we also found some Gigas Mechs.
Buzz: Surprisingly, it wasn't me or Woody who killed Lotso and Stnky Pete.
Armada Hoist: It was Ironhide who did it with his cannons in that world.
Ironhide: Got that right!
Me: I remember that. That was awesome!
Nico: It sure was.
We had really good food and it was all added to the menu of Lynn's Table.
Later that night while everyone was asleep, a mysterious bullet-shaped rocket car slammed through the police station of Gotham Royal York and it caused it to explode into fiery rubble.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Luckily no one was inside it.
We got word about this the following morning.
Me: A bullet car destroyed the entire Police Building!?
Laney: Whoa!
Lana: That's weird.
But then we heard an announcement.
Man: ATTENTION ALL OF GOTHAM ROYAL YORK! ATTENTION! THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR POLICE STATION TODAY WAS ONLY A SMALL DEMONSTRATION OF OUR POWER. UNLESS YOUR MAYOR HANDS OVER THE FUNDS TO THE ENTIRE CITY TREASURY, POWER PLANTS, FIRE HOUSES AND ALL MUNICIPAL BUILDINGS WILL BE NEXT. TAKE HEED, THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING.
Superman: I know that voice. This is the leader of the Bulleteers.
We gasped.
Me: The Bulleteers!? That nefarious gang that holds cities for ransom and destroys everything in their path if they don't get their way? But you busted them years ago didn't you Kal?
Superman: I did J.D. but that was a long time ago.
Vince: I've heard about the Bulleteers and they are bad guys that I had been trying to stop for years. They escaped from prison just before I moved here and I have been trying to send them back to prison ever since.
Me: Looks like you're gonna get your shot again partner. We'll help you out with this.
Lois Lane: We better stop them.
Eddy: I have an idea on how we can stop them.
Eddy pulled out a laundry bag and in it was a lot of money but with Ed's face on the bills.
Eddy: So, the Bulleteers want ransom money, huh? (smirks) Oh, they'll get ransom money, all right. But not the usual kind!
Me: Wow! Where'd you get all that money Eddy?
Eddy: Oh this isn't real money. It was money Ed made when I was going through an episode from lack of kids to scam.
Ed: I drew it myself.
Me: Very genius Ed. Normally it's a federal offense to do counterfeiting. But this just might work. I have a plan.
We huddled around and I revealed the plan. It was to have me disguised as a thief wearing a trench coat while having my face hidden and dressed as the famous whistleblower Deep-Throat and have the money in the bag at the headquarters and then we attack them in an ambush style raid. I relayed my plan to Mayor Davis and we put our plan into action. The lair of the Bulleteers was located in a lone mountain on the outskirts of the city. It was looking down onto the city.
9:00 PM - Bulleteers Lair.
I was in my disguise and I had the "Money" with me in the laundry bag.
Me: (Whispers) This is it. I better disguise my voice with a falsetto. (Clears throat) (Deep voice) Bulleteers, I have your money! It's the whole treasury fund!
The lair door opened and out came the Bulleteers.
Bulleteer Leader: Excellent. Come inside.
I went in with them and everyone followed while they were invisible thanks to a spell from Harry Potter.
Bulleteer Leader: Lets make sure it's the right stuff.
I waited and he opened the case and he saw that it was fake money.
Bulleteer Leader: (sees the Ed Bucks) What the Hell is this?!
Me: You've all been duped!
I threw off my disguise and revealed myself!
Bulleteer member: J.D. Knudson!
Eddy: (laughs) You wanted ransom money. So, you got it! In the form of Ed Bucks! Good luck finding a way to spend it!
Everyone came down.
Bulleteer Leader: So all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm is here. I must admit that was very impressive fooling us like that.
Nico: It was genius.
Vince: And now I'm going to stop you guys!
Bulleteer Leader: Vince Pusateri! You're with Team Loud Phoenix Storm now!?
Vince: Joined 2 and a half years ago.
Lily: You assholes better say your prayers! Owla! Spread My Wings!
Lily turned into Night Owl!
Troy: Time to show these guys a force from Space!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: In Space!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Space Rangers.
Me: Lets get them!
We went at the Bulleteers and I punched the leader in the face and he pulled out a gun and I pulled out my gun and we fired at each other and it turned into an epic firefight!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Nico: You Bulleteers have failed this city!
Nico punched the two members in their stomachs and kicked their faces in and knocked out some of their teeth and Lincoln fired blasts of lightning and electrocuted them. I called forth my purple V-Lancer and I had it in blaster mode and I fired purple laser blasts and they hit the Lead Bulleteer and exploded all over and I punched him in the face and the Megaforce Rangers kicked and blasted the Bulleteers all over the place.
Me: I haven't done this in a while! MAGMA BAZOOKA!
My left arm device formed a powerful bazooka that fires Magma Man's Lava Blaster.
Me: GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!
The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into my Left Arm Device and it enhanced the Magma Bazooka 100-fold.
Me: VOLCANIC BAZOOKA MEGABLAST!
I fired a massive ray of lava and the Lead Bulleteer dodged it and the blast hit the wall and exploded in a massive fiery blast.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Lola: Whoa! That was awesome!
Sam S.L.: And powerful!
Qin: No kidding!
Magma Man: Well done J.D. Awesome job!
Me: Thanks Magma Man. It was cool using your Magma Bazooka. But how about this as well to go with it? AUTOBOT CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot Cyber Planet Key went into my right arm device and I got Cybertron Scattershot's Missile arms and cannons and I also got Cybertron Red Alert's Enhanced Plasma Cannon and Cybertron Hot Shot's Missile Shoulder Launchers.
Nico and the others had tied up the other two Bulleteers.
Nico: Whoa! J.D. that is so awesome!
Lana: WHOA! That's what I call fully loaded!
Me: Thanks. Watch this. Try all this on for size!
I fired powerful blasts of missiles and lava at the lead Bulleteer and they all hit him all over and the whole mountain exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
When the smoke cleared, the entire mountain was completely destroyed and it was totally on fire.
The only thing left standing was the bullet car completely intact.
Lincoln: Wow! That was intense!
Laney: Whoa! So that's the bullet car.
Me: Nico, Laney, Lana, Lisa, you go analyze that car and take it back to headquarters while we finish up here.
Nico: Right.
They did so.
Me: Lets get back to the fight. JEWEL SATELLITE!
I had 7 diamonds orbiting around me.
Me: They say that Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend, but they are your worst enemy. Watch this. ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into my Left Arm device and it enhanced the Jewel Satellite 100-fold and turned the diamonds into powerful fast moving hummingbirds.
Me: RAINBOW JEWEL HUMMINGBIRD MEGA SATELLITE!
I fired the Hummingbird Jewel Satellite at the Bulleteer Leader and it cut him up really good with powerful diamonds of each of the 7 colors of the rainbow.
Me: It's times like these I'm glad we killed Dr. Wily. Otherwise we wouldn't have gotten awesome Robot Friends in the former Robot Masters.
Elec Man: Thanks J.D.
Me: Now lets finish these clods off!
Ben: With pleasure!
Ben turned into Cannonbolt!
Ben: CANNONBOLT!
Me: Show them how to Roll with an Arburian Pelarota!
Luna: (Laughs) Good one J.D.
Me: Thanks Luan.
Cannonbolt rolled like a powerful cannonball and Roxas fired a powerful blast of light and darkness from his Keyblades.
Cannonbolt and Roxas: TWILIGHT COMETPUNCH CANNONBALL!
The blasts of light and darkness merged with Cannonbolt and he was turned into a powerful Light and Darkness Comet and he slammed into the Lead Bulleteer with incredible force and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Me: Whoa! That was awesome!
Cannonbolt: Try this on.
Ben turned into Wildvine.
Ben: WILDVINE!
Me: This is gonna be good.
Wildvine: But check this out.
Wildvine activated his ultimate form and we got an awesome surprise. Wildvine grew powerful Venus Fly Trap limbs and his body was covered in many spines and thorns and he was stronger and more powerful than ever.
Ben: ULTIMATE WILDVINE!
Me: Whoa! An Evolved Florauna!
Shanan: Wow! That is so awesome!
Gwen Tennyson: That's a new one. I never saw him before.
Riley: He must be a brand new ultimate form.
Ultimate Wildvine: He's a brand new ultimate alien Riley. Watch what he can do!
Ultimate Wildvine fired powerful jets of super strong sulfuric acid from his Venus Fly Trap mouths and it melted all of the rocks all over and he threw powerful seed grenades and they hit all over and exploded with the power of 8 pounds of C4!
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Me: Whoa! What power!
Ben then reverted back to Wildvine.
Wildvine then threw powerful vines and Rubberband Man threw his arms.
Wildvine and Rubberband Man: STRETCHY VINE SMASH!
They smashed the lead Bulleteer all over the place.
Armada Hoist: Lets do it! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his Crane and enhanced his strength 100-fold.
Mantaman: Time for some Mantaman Power! EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into Mantaman's right arm device and enhanced his powers 100-fold.
Armada Hoist and Mantaman: SUPER MANTA CRANE PUNCH!
Armada Hoist and Mantaman punched the Lead Bulleteer with devastating force and sent him crashing into the wall.
Long Haul: My turn! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his missile launcher and it enhanced his heat seeking missiles 100-fold.
Freeze Man: Time for him to freeze! EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm and it enhanced his Freeze Cracker 100-fold.
Long Haul and Freeze Man: FREEZING MISSILE BARRAGE!
They fired powerful freeze blasts and missiles and they merged and they hit the Lead Bulleteer and froze him solid.
Me: Time for some Final Smash power!
Superman: Since I busted these guys before, I'll start us off. LASER VISION SUPERBLAST!
Superman fired a powerful laser vision blast and it thawed the lead Bulleteer out and burned him.
Lois Lane: The Owl of Athena is gonna blow you away! WIND FEATHER SHREDSTORM!
Lois fired a powerful blast of wind flowing with feathers as sharp as razors and they cut the Lead Bulleteer all over and it hurt bad.
Lily Loud: Feel the stars of the Owl! STAR OWL SWORD BLADE!
Lily fired a powerful blade of star energy and it turned into a purple owl and it did a terrifying call and it hit the Lead Bulleteer and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
It knocked him out and we tied them up.
Lois Lane: You all wanted money so bad? Well, now you can spend the rest of your lives in your cell with those Ed Bucks!
Me: Yeah.
Vince: Now you will have 100 years to life to think about it in our space prisons.
We got the Bulleteers sentenced to spend eternity in the Uranus Prison.
Lily Loud: (To the viewers) Not even villains of Superman's past is a match for Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Yep.
We went to Lynn's Table for dinner. The Bullet Car was gonna be put to good use for us later on.
THE END
Another Fanfiction Complete and another villain defeated.
The Superman cartoons created by Max Fleischer were so awesome and they were ones that I've known since I was a little kid. The Bulleteers were so cool how they flew that bullet rocket car and it was awesome! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Next up for the Superman villains is the Mad Scientist, the first villain that Superman busted. Let me know what you all think. Next up is the SpongeBob episode Yeti Krabs and that one is gonna be a flashback chapter. It will show how stupid Stupid Squidward was. I'm gonna be with my friends until tomorrow afternoon so I'm gonna work on it when I get back.
See you tomorrow.
