Chapter 2
Kotori: yes baby it's me.
I then get up and run to Kotori who's arms are out and then we hug missing this embrace
Me: (with tears) I thought I lost you.
Kotori: but you didn't. Also did you take a kid without letting his parents know?
Me: (break away from hug) um...(teleport's to the Loud house)
Kotori: you are still a stupid idiot but my idiot.
In Royal Woods Michigan a large family is looking for someone I go up to who is the father
Me: excuse me sir.
The man turns to see me with a shocked face but before he could say anything I said
Me: I know where you "son" is.
???: where is he?
Me: with me.
???: I'm Lynn Loud Sr. Can you take us to him?
Me: hell no.
Lynn Sr.: why not?
Me: you guys said he is "bad luck".
Lynn Sr.: but sir he is o-
Me: hold your fucking mouth cause I will adopt him and I don't give a damn about what you are that family of yours say.
???: daddy who is this
Lynn Sr.: Lola this is the man who knows where Lincoln is.
Lola: give us our brother back now.
Me: or what?
Lola: Lori I think he deserves to be turned into a human pretzel.
Lori: yeah your right.
Lori try's to grab me but I duck and she she grabs me and then I knee her in the gut and she let's go and falls to the ground
Me: now I will do that to any of yo- (notices a baby with injuries) wait a damn minute show me the baby.
???: or what?
My face then turns into one of my dragon forms
Me: (dragon voice) I kill.
The women who I assume is the mother immediately shows me the baby who I take into my hands my face turns back to human form
Me: I'm taking the baby with me.
???: no you will not!
Me: Lisa Lana Lucy Lynn Luan Luna Leni and Rita loud yes I will or I kill.
Lynn: no you don't.
Lynn tries to hit me but I punch her face and teleport back to the temple to see Kotori training Lincoln
Me: hey.
They both stop and Lincoln sees the baby I have and is shocked
Lincoln: (shocked) Lily!?
Me: that's her name?
Lincoln: yes what is she doing here?
Me: she was being abused.
Lincoln: (mad) WHAT?
Me: calm down because and Kotori has something to say.
Lincoln: what is it?
Kotori: we want to adopt you and Lily.
Lincoln: but aren't you 13?
Me: she is 16 and 1/2.
Lincoln: oh wait why do you want to adopt us.
Kotori: we may not have known you for a long time but we love you.
Lincoln: you do?
Me: yes.
Kotori: we already have the papers.
Lincoln: but wouldn't we have to do it in America?
Kotori: this is Blade Zero he can make anything happen.
Me: so now we have to sign them.
With Lily in my right hand I summon a table and make the adoption papers appear with a pen and I sign both and then Kotori does
Me: now you are our son and daughter.
Lincoln: thank you. But now what do we do?
Kotori: we train you silly.
Me: but what about Ratatoskr?
Kotori: I already told them to leave us.
I put Lily down for a nap because she was already asleep and the crib moves to the other side
Narrator: What will Lincoln be taught? What will happen with the Louds? Find out next time on Loud House unknown!