Chapter 13
Me: bye!!!
Satsuki: you promised me a fight.
Me: I don't want to I'm hungry.
Satsuki: what the hell?
Me: what?
Satsuki: you don't need to eat.
Me: I know.
Satsuki: you little piece of sh-
We are in Royal Woods living in the estate
Me: rap is way better!!
Luna: no way bruh rock rules!!
Me: aren't you gay?
Luna: well yes but still!
Me: now thanks to the LGBT it will be harder to explain the birds and the bees!!
Luna: it's still not our fault for being who we want to be!!
Me: yell at me one more time!
Luna: you won't do anything!!!
Me: your going to an anti gay camp!!
Luna: what!!
Me: you heard me.
Luna try's to stab me with a rock pillar but I canceled it
Luna: I am not going to an anti gay camp.
Me: you yelled at me.
Luna: listen here you motherfucker you will listen to what I say.
Me: I am older than everyone and the most powerful being.
Luna: I am powerful.
Me: no your not.
Luna: then give me one of your missions.
Me: fine.
At a mountain top in North Carolina me Luna Tohka and Sanageyama are watching Luna fighting one of my missions
Sanageyama: why are me and Tohka here?
Me: it's Luna's fault.
Tohka: but I'm hungry.
Me: Shido made Kinako Bread.
Tohka: hurry up!
Me: Luna this is what I do for my missions.
I point to a base that's under attack by dragons can rival the power of the Dragon God of Nothingness and the Void
Me: you see the Dragon God of Nothingness and the Void is the 6 strongest being ever and you Luna are at least 5 million of the strongest beings.
Sanageyama: and you dragged us along!!
Tohka: you trynna kill us!!!
Luna: ...Blade can you do this.
Me: I knew it this is your lesson now you were never going to that anti gay camp.
Luna: what?
Me: watch and learn.
I unsheathed Omni and armor appears it's in a reactive color and it changes color depending on my mood
My dragon voice: Omen Slayer Balance Breaker!!!
Just by transforming it kills 8 of them
Me: let's go.
I jump down and punch one in the face and one try's to bite me and I stab it in the chest at falls on the ground and I'm getting swarmed by them and I start to shine and I change from my Balance Breaker to my Goku Uniform armor and fires my unibeam and they fly off and they try to get to my I transform out of my Goku Uniform and I swing Omni around and they die off without me touching them
Me: and that's how it's done.
I fly up to them
Me: first of all that wasn't a SSS mission.
Luna: that wasn't!!
Me: it was an SS rank.
Sanageyama: for real?
Me: yes.
Tohka: shut up we need to go home now.
Me: fine.
I teleport everyone back and Tohka rushes to her room and finds a stacks of Kinako Bread
Lynn: so how was Blade's mission?
Me: I did everything.
Sanageyama: it was SS rank.
Lincoln: what?
Luna: yes those dragon's rival the the Dragon God of Nothingness and the Void the sixth strongest being.
Me: I had to kill all of them.
Kotori: what happened to the other gods anyway?
Me: besides me and the one of the Void there were 6 other Dragon Gods first Dragon Goddess of creation and destruction then the Dragon God of peace then the Dragon Goddess of Knowledge and Wisdom then the Dragon God of Evil and Terror then the Dragon Goddess of War then the Dragon God of Fate and Destiny.
Kotori: what happened?
Me: well..
Narrator: what will Blade say next? Find out next time on Loud House unknown!!!