Chapter 27
On Neptune I'm there thinking of what to do until I see something
Me: what the hell is that?
I see some kind of figure running towards me
Me: let's go Omni.
I bring out Omni about to stab this figure until I see who it is
Me: what are you doing here?
???: no.
Me: ok it's not my fault.
???: no.
Me: ok I see your point.
???: yes.
Me: I'm telling you he is a she.
???: maybe.
Me: Secret stop talking language zero.
Secret: why though?
Me: no one will understand you.
Secret: shut up dickhead.
Me: what's a dickhead?
Secret: you still dumb.
I stick my middle fingers up
Secret: rude.
Me: I'm never rude.
Secret: honey you are rude.
Me: how?
Secret: don't stick your middle fingers up in front of your mother.
Me: wait I'm not adopted?
Secret: come here.
I go over to Secret and she grabs my head and kisses my forehead
Me: wait mom I thought you were a dragon.
Secret: maybe.
Me: ok you are one million years younger then me.
Secret: yes honey.
Me: I'm showing you my peeps and four girlfriends.
Secret: what?
Me: what?
Secret: you have four girlfriends?
Me: yea wh- oh.
Secret creates a chair and pats her lap
Me: can we talk about this?
Secret: no.
I lay on Secret's lap and she pulls my pants and underwear down
Secret: you should've told me before.
Secret spanks me atleast a thousand times and I'm in pain
Me: (crying) I'm sorry!!!
I hug Secret
Secret: it's ok but remember always bring a girl you like to me ok?
Me: (crying) ok!
Secret: let's go now sweetie.
She picks me up (I'm like 5'3 now yes I can change my height) and I create a portal which we go through
Inumuta: all you have to do is override the system.
Lincoln: how do you do that?
Inumuta: we-
Me: hey!
Sanageyama: Blade who's the woman?
Me: she my mom.
Everyone besides me and Secret: what?!?!?
Secret: I adopted him.
Kotori: no offense but why would you adopt Blade?
Secret: he use to have a general iq of 94 now it's -2,000,000,000
Me: what's that supposed to mean mom?
Secret: why.
Me: I get it now.
Secret: he doesn't use his brain he basically went brainless.
Me: that's funny.
Kaguya: but how did he become dumb?
Secret: you won't believe me.
Shido: come on tell us.
Secret: he fell of a hut and landed head first.
Yoshino: what?
Yoshinon: that makes no sense.
Me: it's true!
Secret: I know but he want brainless.
Mana: so how can we get his old iq back?
Secret: I don't know.
Me: try to go back in time.
Secret: I already did all that.
Me: aren't you the 2nd strongest being.
Secret: yes I am.
Me: I'm going to go fight people that look more than ugly.
I leave to go find the people
Satsuki: should we be worried?
Secret: no.
Random people are screaming
Secret: oh shit well it's not his fault.
Nonon: what's that supposed to mean?
The window breaks and it's a scarecrow
Secret: that's why also those people screaming was Blade being scared.
Narrator: oh his fear of-
Secret: BYE!!!