Chapter 42 Stranger Things Part 1
Fun Fact I started watching Stranger Things to days ago and now I'm on Season three let's get to the story now
Me: I miss the 1900's.
Nonon: it doesn't look like the best time to be in.
Kotori: look there's Eleven at the Byers house!
Me: I put us in season three before you ask.
Nonon: what happens?
Kotori: wait you said in season three?
Me: yes the near the beginning.
Kotori: then wouldn't that mean-
Kotori realized we are at a pool at night and we hear "let me out!"
Kotori: Billy. Blade you need to fight him.
Me: fine fine.
I run to the voice of I think is Billy and see kids around a door with Billy trying to break down the door and he does
Me: hey shithead!
Everyone looks at me
Me: you fight me before you fight kids.
Billy: your gonna join him.
Me: hell no.
Billy punches me in the face and I stand there without moving nothing hurting
Me: are those black veins supposed to make you stronger or not?
I do a tornado spin kick and Billy hits the wall
Me: weak!
Billy: I'm not weak!!
Billy tackles me to the ground and starts to squeeze my throat and I'm gasping for air sike!! I pick him up and slam him into the ground blood falling from his face and back and I throw him threw the wall and he runs away
Me: here I thought the Mind Flayer was giving you strength but I was wrong he is still weak!!
The kids are shocked when they heard the word "Mind Flayer"
???: how do you know about it?
I look to see the kids are confused
Me: I know it will sound stupid but it does make se-
???: how do you know about the Mind Flayer?
Me: well to be honest here I know everything but then you guys don't but don't worry the show will kee-
???: what show?
Me: (under my breath) oh shit (normal) I didn't say anything about a show like how you guys fought the demo- wait no I mean like Dustin is at- wait that sounds like I know everything well I do but-wait a minute what's your guy's names?!
Eleven: Eleven.
Lucas: Lucas.
Mike: Mike short for Michael.
Max: Max
Will: and I'm Will.
Me: I'm Blade and these two are- hey come in!
No one comes in
Me: if you don't get your ass in her I will-
Kotori: we are already here.
Me: since when!?
Nonon: since now.
Me: guys meet my friends Kotori and Nonon.
Kotori and Nonon: friends?
Me: friends with benefits.
Max: you guys dating?
Me: yes we are.
Mike: you look like a 23 year old they are 17.
Me: I am not 23- yeah yeah I am 23 years old.
Kotori: you a lie.
Me: shut up.
Nonon: you are zillions of years old.
Me: they don't need to know that!!
Lucas: are you human?
Me: Nonon is but Kotori is half human.
Kotori punches my nuts and I'm on the ground
Me: before you ask when someone hits my dick I feel pain for 30 seconds.
Will: he means are you human?
Me: no.
Max: then what are you?
Me: you won't believe me.
I do a kip up
Mike: we will believe you.
Me: I am a Dragon God.
Eleven: what's that?
Me: a dragon god is the most powerful dragon out there are the most powerful beings in the multiverse.
Mike: so then you will be able to fight the Mind Flayer?
Me: I do that all the time.
Everyone looks at me with 'wtf' on their face
Me: what?
Max: you fought the Mind Flayer before?
Me: yeah why?- no no no I am not fighting one again.
Kotori: but it will be quick.
Me: I don't like the Mind Flayer.
Eleven Mike Max Lucas Will: then fight it.
Me: it's stupid!
Kotori: you need to have your iq higher.
Me: what's wrong with a negative iq I got a little positives.
Eleven: I don't get it.
Me: what we talking about?
Nonon: nothing.
Me: good because I just killed another Mind Flayer.
Everyone besides me looked at me in shock but Max is crying
Max: Billy.
Me: oh him Billy is at StarCourt Mall with the Mind Flayer. Wait if I killed a Mind Flayer and Billy is still possessed then what did I kill?
Nonon: let's go to the mall.
Eleven: but what about-
Kotori: let's get to the mall now.
We all run to StarCourt Mall and when we reached it we see Eleven Mike Max Lucas and Wills friends and parents
???: where were you guys?
???2: who are they?
To be continued