Chapter 57 Live Like ol'Blade

Author me: spoiler I don't know everything about Neptunia so until then you will only see me.

Neptune: and me popping in and out!

Author me: Neptune go back before you have no pudding!

Neptune: fine you big meanie.

Author me: let's begin

Ryuko: I'm bored!!!

Me: go outside!!

Mako: no we will not!

Gamagori: there is nothing to do. Inumuta is there anything else we can do?

Inumuta: I got nothing.

Lisa: I guess we should stay put then.

Everyone besides me agrees with Lisa

Me: no! (They all look at me) You will find a way (gets an idea) and I just know what it is. Your all traveling back in time with me.

Lincoln: but we can't do anything without messing with time.

Me: I can do whatever the hell I want and get away with it. Besides something's now let's gooo!!!!

I grab everyone while making a portal to go back in time to my time as I drop everyone

Me: look at it I miss my time.

Lori: what happened here?

Me: I took down a monster that caused so much trouble with my first form.

Luna: as a dragon?

Me: my dragon form is my second form.

Leni: then how are you a dragon god without a dragon being your first form?

Me: well the first universe we made had a world called "Gamindustri". Which I was a CPU and I took back the first universe I did mention that right? No I didn't.

Luan: what is a CPU?

Me: a Consol Patron Unit is goddesses that protect the their nation and needs shared to go HDD shares are peoples faith in the goddesses and me being the first CPU I had to protect all of Gamindustri.

Lily: what CPU are you?

Me: Reactive Heart the first CPU.

Lynn: can we see?

Me: watch me.

I get involved in a bright light which I have the most perfect and dramatic change ever (think of Orange Heart and Purple Heart outfits combined) with my hair in reactive twin tails and my voice is girly

Reactive Heart: I'm back to normal!! Blade can't wait to kill big meanies again!!

Yang: Blade has more energy than Ruby and Nora combined.

Reactive Heart: Blade can't wait follow Blade!!

I lead them all to a cave where a dragon roared at me

Reactive Heart: You will die today! There is no way I'm going to lose to you!! Sparkle Heart Crush!

A shiny pink magical girl staff with a pink heart appeared in my hand and I spin it around and summoning a huge Sparkling Heart which slammed down on the dragon making it into a cute bunny which I pick up

Reactive Heart: your so cute!! Yes you are!! Blade can't wait to show you her friends!!!

Ruby: is that what I'm like?

Weiss: well yes but just way less than Blade in is CPU form.

Blake: your not even on a scale on Blade's positivity.

Reactive Heart: you don't need to be mean! Ruby has a bright light shining on her!! Not as bright as Blades but still bright!! (I transform back to my male form normal voice) I did not mean anything my female self said!!

Ruby: (hugs me) shut up you love me.

Me: (blushing?) love you no!! I hate you and your teammates with you baka!

Ruby: but your blushing.

Me: (blushing?) no asshole!!

Ruby and Summer: swear jar!

Me: ...let's go back NOW!!

I take everyone back and have to deal with RWBY I hate them are they stupid? I won't like them ever