Chapter 71 Dragon God of Everything vs Dragon Demon God of Everything one last time final
With Dagon
As the person gets up they notice the person is a girl she have long carnelian red hair worn in low pigtails held by a small braided segment of hair and she have several thick locks sticking up the left slightly pinned back with two black triangle clips she pointed forelocks are shoulder-length she wears a black tube top and orange underwear, paired with an opened white shirt that has grey detail and a clasp around the navel to match her grey pleat shorts, which are held by black suspender straps she also wears a large orange tie with black and white detail, one black sleeve and a shorter orange and black striped sleeve to match her single sock, and matching colored gloves and shoes her leg-warmers are covered in large, colorful pins, and on her left wrist is a device. As she looks around she notices where she is until she saw TM stuck to the ground as she is about to help them Dagon grabs her ankle
???: (kicks his hand) let go!!
Dagon: I'm sorry but I can't let you free them.
???: (kicks his hand again) I said let (kicks his hand off) go!
??? kicks Dagon in the face and runs towards TM but she sees that they are moving further away from her and a dresser falls down right next to her she turns and sees Dagon standing at least 8 feet away he brings his fist up to his face and closes it into a fist ??? looks up and sees a wooden door falling down above her she turns towards TM and run towards them while dodging the falling objects
With me
My hand drops after i blasted ??? with my repulsor
Kaila: I will end you.
Me (Omega): (turns around with an orange and black glow) daughter.
Kaila: no! I don't want to hear what you have to say!!
I start to walk towards her
Kaila: you can't be my father anymore because of what you become!! My father loves me no matter what! And he loves me so much that if someone broke my heart he will torture them you will kill them immediately- huh?!?!?!?
I gave Kaila a hug to know that it's the real me she hugs me back immediately crying on my shoulder
Kaila: (crying) dad!!!!
Me (Omega): shh don't worry I'll be here for you.
Kaila: (crying) can you sing the end of Eminem's Mockingbird for me?
Me (Omega): of course (singing) and if you ask me to daddy's gonna you a Mockingbird I'ma give you the world I'ma buy a diamond ring for you, I'ma sing for you I'll do anything for you to see you smile and if that Mockingbird don't sing, and that ring don't shine I'ma break that birdies neck I'd go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya and make him eat every karat, don't fuck with dad haha.
(credit goes to Eminem)
After I finish singing I see Kaila is asleep I give her to Johnny who brings her to her bedroom but i quickly fall over with Annahbelle catching me
Annahbelle: Blade are you ok?
Me (Omega): yeah yeah I'm fine...but... I feel Dagon trying to overpower me.
Grace: don't worry about that big meanie.
Me (Omega): but-
Beck: no but's you got this.
Austin: you can talk Dagon down.
Lily: you can get rid of him.
Johnny comes back
Johnny: forever man.
I look around and they all smile at me
Me (Omega): look I'll only say this possibly once so listen up...so...I...want to say...(deep breath)... thank you.
I see they all have a smirk
Me (Omega): what?
AAGBJL: you love us.
Me (Omega): love is such a strong word keep the l lose the ove add an ike.
Beck: you really had to reference House of Payne?
Me (Omega): yes I had to (looks at the readers) go watch the show it's god tier.
Grace: who are you talking to?
Me (Omega): the readers.
Annahbelle: yup he's crazy.
Me (Omega): hey!
With Dagon
??? gets to TM after dodging the objects Dagon made fall down and taking it off of Tohka first
Tohka: who are you?
Uzume: the names Uzume Tennouboshi cool name right. I'm one of Blade's many friends even though I was trapped inside his body against my will but at least I'm free.
Uzume freed Lincoln and Mana
Mana: Blade trapped you in his body?
Uzume: he does that to his friends sometimes it's not his fault.
Lincoln: how are you so calm?
Uzume: Blade is an idiot who rages a lot but-
Dagon: hey!!
They all turn and see Dagon 30 feet away walking towards them slowly
Uzume: (to Lincoln Tohka and Mana) hey if you want to live help me free your friends.
Mana Lincoln and Tohka all start as Dagon is still moving towards them until he falls to his knees clenching his head in pain
Lincoln: what's happening?
Uzume: Blade is doing something to hurt Dagon.
With me
I'm in my base human form currently singing Isaac Carree's "Clean This House"
Me: (singing) No church or no bible study ain't been in my word now I know better than this can't live my life in sin we confess to him he'll remove all wickedness the blood from your son will wash me from my sins clean this house, from the inside out restore me, take away my impurity Lord I need you to clean this house, from the inside out restore me, take away my impurity.
Austin: will this work?
Beck: yeah I'm pretty sure.
Johnny: I'm shocked he will sing Christian music.
Beck: well we are Christian Dragon Gods and Goddesses.
Austin: um where are the girls?
They look around as I continue to sing
Johnny: found them.
Austin: where are they?
Johnny: behind Blade daydreaming about him.
And Johnny is right the girls are talking about my voice and shit like that
Austin: how long would this take?
Beck: I don't know.
Me: (singing) And yeah, I can introduce you to the best cleaner alive Every now and then we all go through a little strife But if you let him he will change your life Now I can hear you saying That life's been rough, you've been going through a Whole lot of stuff God specializes in the impossible Just trust and believe His grace is more than enough Clean house In out Restore me Impurities... do I need to sing again?
Lily: yes!!
Grace: please!!
Annahbelle: we love you!!
Beck: welp... you heard them and Dagon is pretty close to coming to you.
Austin: why did the girls-
Johnny: I don't remember.
Me: (sighs) fine... (singing) Oh yeah, lord I thank you For forgiving me over and over again yeah I'm calling on you heavenly father I'm down on my knees You said call on you no matter the hour Lord I'm in need I've been messing up, done lost my house Done lost my job, wife walking out? These church folk say they my friends But I'm all they talk about I've been doing wrong, I'm so sorry Lord please forgive me We confess to him he'll remove all wickedness The blood from your son will wash me from my sins Clean th-
Dagon: die!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can see Dagon flying towards me and kicks my head knocking me into the ground causing a crater
Dagon: I will end you right now.
I run out faster than a math teacher's handwriting and gives Dagon a shotgun drop kick
Me: foolishness Dagon.
Dagon: I've had enough!
Dagon rushes towards me throwing punches which I blocked he then roundhouse kicked me I only stagger then he gave me a spinning heel kick once I hit the ground he jumps up going for a double foot stomp to my stomach but I roll out of the way then Dagon summoned a battle axe and brings it down on top of me
Me: shit!!
He hits me driving me into the ground but at the last second I put Omni in the way I grab the battle axe throwing it over my shoulder and Dagon lands in a wall
Dagon: impossible!!
Me: anything is possible for me!!
I run towards him while Dagon starts to stand up he sees me running towards him he only materialized a M4LMG and started to fire it causing me to make a shield
Me: you pussy!!
Dagon: I'll win!! No matter what even if-
Me: don't you dare say it!!!
Dagon: we both die!!
Me: I can't stand you!
I run towards him slamming my shield into him sending him through many walls
Me: sometimes you have to shut up!!
A portal opens behind me and Dagon lifts his hand
Dagon: I'll see you later.
Dagon pull makes a strong wind pushing me back knocking me into the portal and a portal appears beneath him dragging him to me and then Johnny ran where we disappeared
Johnny: shit man...motherfucker.
Narrator: in the center of a black hole.
I fall while avoiding getting sucked in by the black hole and then I see Dagon
Me: really? Really?!... why?!?! I just want to know... a black hole? Really man? Come on you can do better.
Dagon: my bad this was by accident here let me.
Dagon snaps his fingers and we are both teleported to a platform in the center of the multiverse
Me: much better.
Dagon: you were really complaining?
Me: I had to.
Dagon: ...I have an idea-
Me: how ever wins 3 rounds first gets to kill the other.
Dagon: that was my idea!!
Me: suck it up.
Dagon only shakes his head and went for another spinning heel kick but I grab his leg throw him up in the air him in a power bomb position but he hits a hurricanrana on my but I get up quickly and he gives me a flurry of kick's making me fly to the edge Dagon cocks his fist and once I start to get to my feet he ran to me jumped in the air and hit me in the face with a god mode punch and as I was about fall I felt an electrical surge go through my body and I raised my leg and stomped on the platform and Dagon was electrocuted I create a water torpedo firing it knocking Dagon down
Dagon: there's no water here!!
Me: bro there's a reason why unknown is in the fanfic title.
Dagon: grr fight me like a man!!
Me: well I'll just beat you again.
I summon a trident and throws it towards Dagon who catches it and throws it back hitting me in the heart making me kneel
Dagon: see I told you I will be the winner!!!
Me: (coughs up blood) there's something you should know.
Dagon: and what's that?
Me: ever since I had a Goku Uniform I have an arc reactor inside my chest!!!
Dagon: damn you Satsuki!!!
Me: so...say goodbye.
I move in front of Dagon giving him a jab to his face and a kick to the back of his leg I then gave him a mixture of both elbow and knee strikes but as I go for a roundhouse kick he ducks grabs my leg but I counter and hit an enzuigiri connecting with the back of his neck dropping him to the ground I then grab him by the back of his neck and slams him into the ground repeatedly
Me: you done yet you bastard?
Dagon: suck my dick!
Me: fine.. have it your way.
I grab Dagon by his legs and I calmly put my hand which is glowing orange to his left leg about to fire a blast only to get kicked in my eye by his right leg making me fire the blast somewhere and lose my grip on his leg and as I realize that my eye will have to be manually healed Dagon is right in front of me
Me: fuck you to.
With that we started to clash with me having one point above him
Author me: the point came from Chapter 69 before me and Kaila fought
With TM
on Earth
TM Uzume and the other Dragon Gods and Goddesses are trying to understand what happened and what Johnny is saying
Uzume: what do you mean by Blade has a disadvantage?
Johnny: it's what I said Blade has a disadvantage.
Ozpin: you haven't said anything about the disadvantage.
Johnny: I didn't?
Lynn: no you didn't.
Johnny: I thought I did.
Kotori: you just said random gibberish.
Johnny: my bad.
Glynda: you are just to stupid.
Johnny: rude.
Annahbelle: she's not wrong.
Johnny: hey!!... well the disadvantage Blade has is Dagon.
TMUDG: what is that supposed to mean?!
Johnny: it means what it means... look (pulls down a chart with me and Dagon's weaknesses from out of nowhere and points to Dagon's many weaknesses) Dagon main weakness is anything holy but the song Clean This House is his ultimate weakness (points to me) and Blade's only weakness is Dagon's curse it basically means that if Dagon is able to activate his curse the multiverse as we know it will be gone.
Gamagori: that makes zero sense.
Johnny: well my big tall friend I'm trying to explain it as simple as I can but I guess I need to go musically.
Grace: oh no.
Everyone is looking up at a stage which magically appeared
Johnny: hello everyone I'll teach you about Blade's one and only weakness it's called Dagon's curse (singing) Blade's only weakness is his demon side using a curse from time to time listen as I'll say it once! Now you might ask 'what do I mean' this is what I'm talking about now listen closely as these is a degree (appears in front of Shido) hey (appears behind Inumuta) Dagon can kill Blade but the curse can kill him to now listen this is what he can do hey! Dagon can manipulate to the point he enslaves all and to the point we can't even stop him!!
Johnny is in an dance line with random people
Johnny: (singing) La da da da dada La da da da dada La da da da dada La da da da dada La da da da dada La da da da dada La da da da dada La da da da dada! (Appears right next to Jordan) wait a minute can you hear him?
Jordan: no.
Johnny: (singing) how can you not even hear him? I think I hear a curse starting to form now I don't think there's (Dragon singing voice ) much time (normal singing voice) but what I do know it's not gonna be fair if Dagon gets his (Dragon singing voice) waaaaayyyy (normal singing voice) hey Dagon can kill Blade but the curse can kill him to now listen this is what he can do hey! Dagon can manipulate to the point he enslaves all and to the point we can't even stop him!!
Johnny starts to dance with multiple people in the first row of the three rows
Johnny: (singing) La da da da dada La da da da dada La da da da dada yes! La da da da dada La da da da dada let's go! La da da da dada La da da da dada La da da da dada! hey Dagon can kill Blade but the curse can kill him to now listen this is what he can do hey! Dagon can manipulate to the point he enslaves all and to the point we can't even stop him!! Hey! (slow singing) Dagon can kill Blade but the curse can kill him to now listen this is what he can do Dagon can manipulate to the point he enslaves all and to the point we can't even stop him.
The stage disappears along with everyone else besides Johnny
Johnny: so you understand now?
A very few understood what he meant and they are Beck Annahbelle Grace Austin Kotori Nonon Mana Uzume and Satsuki
Austin: (to the others who don't understand) just say yes.
Them all besides Johnny: yes we understand.
Johnny: good now let's get started to help Blade everyone follow me.
Johnny opens a portal to the estate and then all go through
Back with me and Dagon
I'm currently kneeling with Omni holding me up and Dagon standing while holding his ribs with a smirk on his face
Dagon: score for Dagon! I'm up one!
Me: where did you learn how to count?! (Points at him) we're even.
Dagon: not for long.
Dagon snaps his fingers and a portal appears behind him and a male figure with a mask on walks out
Me: and who's he? Is he your personal dick sucker?
Dagon: (chuckles) you got jokes now? No no no Blade he was the one you killed.
Me: ok you need to be more clear because I have killed over 1,000,000,000,000,000.
Dagon: he was your recent kill.
Me: ...(gasps) holy shit...wait a damn minute Ryker?!?!
Ryker: yeah it's me you missed me?
Me: I wouldn't say missed more like glad.
Ryker: ...I can't wait to beat you down and then Dagon takes his rightful place as Head Of The Gods and Goddesses Table with me as his right hand man.
Me: well first you have to kill me (gets to my feet and ready's Omni) which is impossible. (In my head) I have to find out if this is part of Dagon's curse.
Ryker charges at me with his longsword aiming at my chest I only jump over his sword and try to stab Omni through his mask only for it to not make a crack in the mask
Me: well then this makes it more what's the word? interesting.
I try to grab Ryker by the back of his neck only to get only to get kicked by Dagon dropping me to the ground and I roll away from a punch from Dagon and once I get to my feet I immediately use Omni to block Ryker's sword and Dagon's Omni pushing me back
Me: I need some help.
On Earth
In the estate in Kaila's room we see her sleeping until she felt a vibration against her ear as she taps her ear she hears my voice immediately
Me: Kaila!!!
Kaila: dad?
Me: yeah you need to come to me right now!
Kaila: why though?
Me: just come to me!!
Kaila: ok the...where are you?
Me: you can sense my power!!
Kaila: (sighs) on my way.
As Kaila gets out of bed and she opens a portal to where I am as she is about to go through the portal she rolls over her bed to the side and grabs something and then she goes through portal we now see a portal open in the living room with Johnny and Team Maelstrom coming out of the portal seeing to people on the couch watching tv
Johnny: we're here so this is the plan we check on Kaila and then-
Rita: hey who are those people on the couch?
Team Maelstrom and the two people both turn and the two people see Team Maelstrom ready to kill them both until one person says
Lori: Bobby?
Bobby: Lori?
Lori drops her trident and she and Bobby both run to each other with them having a huge hug
Lynn: wait if Bobby's here doesn't that mean that-
Lisa: yes Ronnie Anne is here to.
Lynn: I was gonna say that!
Lisa: yeah but you were to late.
Luan: well you tried to-
Luna: (covers Luan's mouth) not now.
Ronnie Anne: what's up?
Clyde: you know just hanging out.
Lincoln: saving the multiverse.
Ronnie Anne: wait what?
Lucy: stopping a Demon God.
Johnny: enough questions. Now like I said (shivers) ok phase one is done Kaila is with her father.
Leni: what is phase two?
Johnny: well since you asked. (Hits a button behind the wall and the room suddenly changes to a high tech room) phase two is we spot anything wrong with Blade you see (starts typing on a computer and a chart with me and my vitals power and etc show up) due to Becks love with Blade's female side Alexa and the constant love making two days ago-
Beck: now you know you lying.
Johnny: no I'm not you made love with Alexa two days ago.
Beck: no I didn't!
Johnny: remember when Blade had to turn into Alexa for something and you snuck in his room-
Shido: Johnny!!
Johnny: my bad. Now where was I? Oh yes after the love making with Alexa passed out due to Beck and Beck leaving the room quick and I saw what happened I took a sample of hair from her and I was shocked when I found out both Blade and Alexa share almost everything together they have the same mentality the same way to do something and what shocked me the most was they both share the same pleasure.
Beck: wait so wouldn't that mean that-
Johnny: yup you pleasured Blade.
Beck: ...I need to be alone for awhile.
Beck walks off into his own room
Austin: is that true?
Johnny only shakes his head
Uzume: thank goodness for that not being true.
Johnny: now as I was saying I saw Blade and Alexa share almost everything but there is one thing they could never settle upon and it was always changing no matter what.
Mana: what are you talking about?
Johnny: (zooms in on something that said "Omni") now you might be confused but if I type in 'princess Omni' look what comes up.
After Johnny looks it up we see many clips of me and Alexa trying to come to an agreement on my katana and Johnny plays one
In one of the clips
Me and Alexa are sitting at an table with Omni in front of us
Me: so do you wanna go first?
Alexa: no you go first.
Me: fine... but we both know Omni is mine so if you don't mind.
As I reach for Omni Alexa smacks my hand away
Alexa: no no no this is why we can't share!
Me: you have a magical girl staff wand thingy!
Alexa: and you have a bow!
Me: calms down down Blade deep breath in and out look Alexa why don't I take Omni and I'll make you your own weapon? Okay sounds good? Good.
Alexa: (pokes me in the left eye) baby no you don't understand.
Me: (holds my left eye) what I do understand is you need to stop poking me in the eye.
Alexa: baby I'll stop when you stop acting like a cute idiot.
Me: I'm not an idiot!
Alexa: Blade you may say that but I'll always love you.
Me: yeah yeah love you to but seriously we need to figure out a way to share Omni since someone wants to share.
Alexa: baby boy. I'll we spank you right here do you want that.
Me: nah I'm good.
Alexa: what was that?
Me: no I'm sorry (inaudible).
Alexa: say it louder.
Me: sorry m(inaudible).
Alexa: Blade!!
Me: what?
Alexa: don't make me come over there now apologize properly baby boy.
Me: (growls) I'm sorry...mommy.
Alexa: that's a good boy.
Me: that makes me sound like your bitch.
Alexa: well then I guess I'll get Omni then.
Me: what the- no way that's mine it has my designs on it!
Alexa: Blade Demon Zero.
Me: Alexa Millie Ava Sadie Liv Anna London Zero.
We only glare at each other
Me: look I'll tell you something about Omni he works best with me.
Alexa: because your a male?
Me: what? No!
Alexa: well it sounds like that to me.
Me: look why don't we do this... I'll make weapons to match Omni and Omni is mine.
Alexa: that sounds like a whole bunch of bullshit.
Me: look let's just settle it like that ok?
Alexa: ...fine...I'll accept it.
Me: thank you.
End of clip
Johnny: see they can't settle who gets Omni.
Grace: that could be a problem.
Johnny: yeah especially if...um...if...
Yoshinon: did you do any research of Omni Johnny?
Johnny: of course I di- no I did not.
Ren: well I've done research on Omni before I knew about Blade Zero.
Pyrrha: and if I may ask how did you do your research?
Ren: in Beacon library there was a book called 'God Mode' and it has facts about Omni no one besides Blade knew.
Nora: tell us Renny!
Ren: well for starters Omni wasn't made for Blade.
Jaune: what? How?
Ren: well in the book it said Omni was made into two axes.
Lily: it was supposed to be mine?
Ren: indeed it was but for some strange reason it was turned into a katana which somehow made other katana's which could change into anything.
Johnny: that's why-
Lily: I could've had more axes?????!!!!!!
Ren: yes and one more thing about Omni is his true welder is the one who rules over the Omniverse and they can use a move called 'G.O.D'.
Austin: wait so why are there more-
Me: (from across the universe) G.O.D!!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby: where did that voice come from?
Qrow: that's just Blade being Blade you'll get used to it.
Austin: as I was saying then why are there more Omni's?
Ren: well from what I know they just appeared.
Johnny: appeared? Wait I know what to do.
Lola: what are you talking about?
Johnny: look this may make no sense but as you listen to it it becomes more clear.
Johnny goes to a file in that says 'Secrets' and clicked on the one that had 03 on it
In the clip there are three chairs at one long table with me at the head of the table some random guy and girl at both sides of the table in a dark room
Me: this part is very clear you both are pawns and you will remain pawns and until you play these are the rules take what they give you give away what you half to and listen to the constantly changing rules and a question to ask is how big is the difference?
The guy: are we supposed to win?
Me: sure... if you play the game right you could get bumped up to the king piece which very few have obtained.
The girl: so then what are you?
Me: me? Well I'm one of the few people who has been able to obtain the God piece a piece that rules over the whole board but it's never been a thing so I took over but if you take over you will lose one day that's why I'm banned from earth thanks to Raygo but since I'm so high up no one dares go after me and people like me are the actual players once you two are born you will either be cattle who let tv do the thinking but on the other side are people of power who think humans like them a pieces of shit in the barn they take care of you. Think about it Lincoln made his own currency and JFK wanted to sign something that would allow the United States to make its own currency. Think about it Lincoln and JFK were president Lincoln 1861 JFK 1961 they were two of the three presidents assassinated.
The girl: but what about the people who had power?
Me: they became gods but the only problem is they don't have immortality so they have families to carry on what they wanted to do...but sometimes that's not always what happens they decide to be a member of society a farmer an investor or whatever the hell they want to be they don't care.
The guy: but what about when me and her become adults?
Me: you both will be living with a 500k when you both buy a house earning 600k a year but you (points to the guy) will be simping over and over again but gets his heartbroken until the girl across you will be your future lover.
The guy: ok- wait a minute why did you say we are pawns?
Me: I already said the reason but I guess I can tell you why almost every human is pawns some are rooks and knights be a bishop of a church you become a bishop one person ever has been the queen Elizabeth the second was the only queen King Charles one of the new king pieces since Elizabeth's death and I'm not trying to make fun of her it's just...the fact that no one wants people like you to know the truth questions me but Antarctica is what questions me still despite being a Dragon God I still don't understand why every continent signed a trade about Antarctica it just doesn't make any sense.
The guy: so what? Are we supposed to explore Antarctica or something?
Me: no no no no no no my friend you have to have a license to do that or some shit I don't know but one guy explored Antarctica and died three years later so and many sinkholes opened up one had a forest I remember scientist opened up a 5,000 year old tomb thing with new creatures I don't know but who cares? And there are videos of creatures in the sky now they may have been real or not but still how would humans survive if there was more advanced humans that escaped the continents escape the ice wall called Antarctica.
The guy: what good does money do then?
Me: money is what you humans call god it controls you once your born and have money you won't ask where the money comes from granted it comes from the US Mint if you live in the United States but once your older you will question who it belonged to before it was yours how many finger prints were on there? Was it the presidents before it was yours? That's what you will ask in the future.
The guy: I don't care I will spend my money!
Me: (chuckles) you can spend money? Or can you offshore it?
The guy: it doesn't matter but what matters is the way to live.
Me: that won't matter you live in the free trial of life also your in a trap the trap opens its jaws and swallows everyone that it can but Gods and Goddesses are the ones that avoid its jaws I tried my best to break the system but the world government doesn't want me to but people like you are just hamsters on a wheel.
The girl: that's enough! Blade we have to be born soon.
Me: ok then but just know this you will not remember one thing here so see ya later.
I wave my hand at them as they disappeared
End of the clip
Johnny: you see Blade has secrets that he doesn't want to reveal so we need to mess with his brain.
Kaguya: why would we mess with his brain?
Johnny: I don't know now let's start.
With me
I'm ducked under Ryker's longsword and jumped on top of Dagon's Omni and hit him in the face as we went through another dimension
Me: (in my head) where are you Kaila?
I land on a grassy building and superkicked Dagon but was hit with an elbow dropping me and as Ryker went to pick up my Omni but I summon potent and stab his arm and I did a kip up then I went to grab Omni but was punched in the ribs by Dagon who kept up with me as I saw an opportunity I hit him with a headbutt doing a black flip to the top of a grassy hotel I summon Zero
Me: Zero Cryo!!!!
I fired an freeze arrow exploding around Dagon and Ryker as I jumped to the other building pulling Omni out of the ice
Me: ha. I think round 3 should go to me-
I get interrupted by a cracking sound and I turn to see the ice that covers Dagon melts
Me: you think round 3 goes to me?
Dagon: no way!
Me: I tried I really did.
I combine Omni and potent and slashed all the bullets Dagon sent towards me but one hit my right eye causing me to roll off the building
Dagon: that's it we'll score for me and Ryk-AH!!!
Before Ryker could finish his sentence Kaila stabbed him through the stomach kicking him off her Omni and grabbed the frozen Ryker and throwing him into the grassy hotel and she jumps down and starts to look for me but sees me up against a broken house
Me: what took you so long?
Kaila: you were jumping through dimensions and I tried to follow you.
Me: ok my bad.
Kaila: so what are you gonna do?
Me: we are going to fight Ryker and Dagon.
Kaila: I'm sorry but what?
Me: yeah Dagon teamed with Ryker so why not?
Kaila: (sighs) this is why I hate that bastard.
Me: hey watch your fucking language.
Kaila: you cussed to!
Me: my bad...ok let's do this-
Kaila: to protect the Omniverse.
Me: I was going for so my spot at the Head Of The Gods and Goddesses Table but that works to.
Kaila: (sighs) fine for that to.
Me: let's go.
We both walk to Dagon and Ryker who walk towards us we only glare at each other me and Dagon and Kaila and Ryker then we stop 10 feet away from each other with Kaila and Ryker dashing towards each other taking their fight into the air with me and Dagon still giving each other a death glare
Me: I run the Omniverse I'm the head and the shoulders of the Omniverse no can beat me I run it all!!!
Dagon: I'll be the one to dethrone your ass!!
Me: that ain't never gonna happen! It's 2-1 I'm winning this!!
Dagon: you can sing as damn many songs but it'll be 2-3 with me winning and you dying.
Me: acknowledge me!
He raises his hand as I drop Omnipotent and raise my hand and once we connect we started to chain wrestle and once I bring him to the ground I get off of him and smirk
Me: you should've acknowledged me boy I ain't never gonna lose cause I'm in GOD Mode now.
I stomp on his body over and over again until I grow tired of it and start to walk around him smack talking him
Me: you ain't never gonna beat me I'll choke you out out to the point you ain't never gonna be breathing Z.
Dagon: Ryker will kill Kaila you asshole!
My face turns from cocky to pissed
Me: I now you didn't say that about my daughter?!!
I grab his face and brings it to my face
Me: you are not allowed to talk about my daughter like that ever again!
I gave him a punch to the head knocking him down I then get on top of him giving him right hands but I hear Lily iz voice in my ear
Lily iz: daddy calm down.
Me: nah he talked about Kaila I ain't never gonna calm down to his ass dead!
I see Dagon trying to get up but before he can I kick his face knocking him back down to the ground
Me: so until I'm finished I ain't stopping bye!!
I hang up on her
On earth
Qrow: what did he say?
Lily iz: he said Kaila was gonna die.
Uzume Johnny Qrow Raider Annahbelle Lily Kotori Mana Nonon Satsuki Grace and Austin all just look away and whistle
Tohka: hey what's wrong?
Mana: let's just say we heard what happens when someone says something like killing Kaila.
Yoshino: why what happened?
Satsuki: they just disappeared forever but people find their bones I different places.
Ozpin: I'm sorry what?
Raider: whoever threatens Kaila or hurts Kaila in anyway Blade will torture them then kill them eat their body spit it out eat them again and spit them out again chop them up and split up their body and bury them.
Annahbelle: he chopped up Kaila's last boyfriend who broke up with her and called her a 'hoe'.
Qrow: he chopped him up so fast he feed his ass to a the devils of hell.
Glynda: he has to have mental issues.
Satsuki: surprisingly he doesn't.
Ironwood: wait a minute.
Ironwood goes to a computer and starts to go into my brain and starts to see what I can see and can hear my voice and he sees Dagon bruised and bleeding all over and me standing over his body
Me: you ain't never gonna beat me I'm the best the strongest yet you threaten my daughter? Your ass crazy boy.
Dagon: (in pain) she will-
Me: (grabs his face) what's that? Huh?!?!?! You crazy? You wanna die?
I push his head back into the ground and I walk around his body grabbing my hair
Me: you tryna stress me out?
Dagon: (in pain) no.
Me: you aren't tryna stress me out? The why the hell did you bring my daughter into this?
Tears start to form in my eyes
Me: Kaila is the only one who believed me she is the one to take the spot as Head Of The Gods and Goddesses Table and hey she might be the Head of the Omniverse Table. She'll be unstoppable she is God tier. Don't you dare try to harm her. (Takes deep breaths) I hope your ok Kaila.
With Kaila
Ryker uses his sword and goes to take her head off but she lands a right hand knocking Ryker into the ground making a huge crater which she closes her fist and fire hotter than the fires in hell burn Ryker to the point where he burns to the point he dies again and Kaila falls towards the ground happy she beat her younger evil twin brother
Kaila: I think I should go to dad but I'm to (yawns) tired to help him I already did my pa-
Kaila falls asleep immediately
On earth
Ironwood: well Blade is...something.
Grace: yeah he hates people hurts her.
Austin: yeah and the fact that he forced some of us to eat the bodies.
Beck: yeah it was just weird.
Everyone besides Beck: oh my!!!
Beck: what?
Uzume: where did you come from?!
Beck: I came back after realizing I think I turned bisexual.
Johnny: about that...I was joking.
Beck: you little piece of- I don't care anymore I'll be bisexual if I have to be.
Johnny: whatever but Blade's anger is just growing at Dagon and Alexa or Kaila will have to stop him.
Pyrrha: then what do we do now?
Johnny: it just a waiting game now but Blade might calm down a little.
With me
I'm sitting on a log I found with Dagon lying down on the ground
Me: you know something? If it wasn't for Kaila you wouldn't be alive anymore I just wonder if we saw everything the same where would we be?
Dagon: (in pain) you would betray me for power.
Me: I would never! We were friends brothers now we're enemies. And I don't care how many people in the Omniverse fight me I don't care if it's Team Loud Phoenix Storm every single God and Goddess I'll beat ''em all at the same time no one can stop me I'm in GOD Mode no one ends my reign!!
Dagon: (in pain) you will never be useful once you get beaten.
Me: I don't care what the hell you say but the bottom line is everyone will acknowledge me! Or I'll be forced to set in rules and I don't give a damn about others as long as I have Kaila with me!
Dagon: (in pain) Kaila is a whore.
Me: oh you got jokes now? You got jokes? How about I dismantle your ass? No wait this is part of your curse you work me up to the point you can use your curse well that shit ain't happening Z. I'm not falling for it.
Dagon: (in pain) look Blade just let me go please.
Me: ...no it's not happening I just can't believe you Dagon you know what you should and shouldn't do it's like your not even trying anymore man what happened to you? Why do you want to take control over everything!
Dagon: (in pain) you wanna know why? It's because I'm sick and tired of people like you from treating people like me differently I hate people that like power and use it to control all.
Me: I never once did that and you know that! I only gained power to help protect the people I love.
Dagon: (in pain) bullshit just bullshit why should I even believe you?
Me: I cared about you since day one but you were to focused on everyone else that you forgot about me!! I tried my best I wanted to train you but you didn't want me to I tried my best but all I get is you just bitching off!! But what I do know is that if I ever had to deal with someone like you or Ryker I'll just kill you on the spot...you know you and Ryker are like team RWBY annoying stupid wannabe hero's but despite how much I hated them they always tried their best... but the world just set them up to be right so what's the point I'm making? They tried to kill my girlfriends who I love besides me and Kaila their the top three in my life damnit so say what ever the hell you want but just know get everyone in the Omniverse I easily solo them all at with 50% of my true power no one stands a chance.
Dagon: (in pain) now despite what you said I realized you were right I was terrible I should've known better. I'm sorry.
Me: ...apologie... forgiven now if you don't mind I just need Alexa to blow off steam ok?
Dagon: (in pain) ok just hurry up.
I transform into Alexa and I start to use my staff and hit Dagon over and over again while laughing then I switch back
Me: I'm shocked you wanted to go through that.
Dagon: (in more pain) you didn't tell me what was gonna happen.
Me: I know I've already dealt with your stupidity (laughs) I don't even know if I should end you.
Dagon: (in pain) go check on Kaila.
Me: I know I shouldn't it I should and I would say 'don't move' but I know what's going to happen.
As I leave to search for Kaila Dagon starts to heal himself at a fast pace with a dark grin on his face he chased me but I knew what he was going to do
Me: Kaila! Kaila where are you?! Fire a blast so I know where you are!!
As I continue to run down the abandoned streets of this grassy dimension with Dagon chasing me and he is in an building and sees me as he jumps down I'm in a different building with Dagon running I then jump to another building and I see Kaila sleeping on the ground
Me: that girl likes to sleep...wait I like to sleep in...not my fault.
As I walk to Kaila Dagon jumps down in front me
Me: I told you.
Dagon: yeah yeah you were right.
Me: I knew I was right-wait a minute Kaila beat Ryker so I just got to beat you then 3-1 I win easy.
Dagon: shit I need to beat you somehow.
Me: that ain't happening I haven't lost since 1170.
I walk towards Dagon who rushed towards me and went for a punch to my face but I grab his fist he went for an elbow hitting my neck but I grab his arm and giving him an arm drag then I locked in the guillotine on him from the ground
Me: you ain't never fought anyone like me boy. What you finna do now?
Dagon starts to get to his feet slowly with me in disbelief
Dagon: that's it!
Dagon throws me off of him and once I get to my feet he hits me with a spin kick to my stomach dropping me to my knees
Dagon: there's no way you were just smack talking me and now look at you.
Dagon stomps in my chest 5 times
Dagon: your nothing your not even Head Of The Omniverse Table material. Your nothing Z.
Dagon picks me up and gives me a massive drop kick knocking me back onto 6 buildings
Dagon: hey! I'm going live right now Blade! Your gonna be number one trending!
As Dagon takes his phone out he teleports in front of me magically sets up a table puts me on it and has a ladder that's 8 feet away from me and is 20 feet tall then he goes live on instagram interrupting every technology that's on earth and it shows me on the table he made
With Team Maelstrom as they all see what I see Dagon's live stream interrupts that
Lincoln: what the?
Luan: what's Dagon going to do?
Uzume: nothing good.
Dagon: (from livestream) look at Blade he was banned from earth was allowed back but I'm finna whoop his ass (shows himself) and this is for you Blade defender of the Omniverse!
Dagon jumps off the ladder and lands a frog splash on me throwing his phone into the air and it starts to follow me and Dagon on its own
In Japan
We see a very attractive and authoritarian woman with sliver and multicolored hair smirking at me
???: yes destroy him Dagon.
With me
Dagon gets to his feet while I'm still in the ground
Dagon: (looks at his phone) that's what I can do world!! That's what I can do!!
Dagon looks down at me as I roll away he tried to grab me only to get kicked in the side of his head by Kaila
Kaila: you have a score to settle with my dad you can settle it with me.
Dagon: you are no threat to me. I'll just beat you like how I was beating your daddy.
Kaila only glares at him and Dagon stumbles back by Kaila's glare but he only summons his own Zero as Kaila summons her own Zero to as the both fire at each other
Dagon: Demon Zero Trifecta!!!
Kaila: Goddess Zero Titano!!!
Dagon fires his bow and a trifecta of every element is on his arrows and Kaila fires one big titan arrow destroying Dagon's arrows and hitting Dagon in his heart destroying it
Dagon: you need to do more than destroy my heart Kaila but you'll never know because your finna die you whore!
Kaila's eyes widen as she sees me behind him with a dangerous aura emitting from me
Me: what was that?
Dagon: (scared) I-I-I meant um...well...I'm fucked.
Dagon turns around and gets hit by a Superman punch but he is still standing he turns slowly
Me: oooooh aaaaaah!!
I run towards him and give him a massive spear then I grab his face
Me: you got to go boy you gotta go I squeezed the life out of you my arm is extra big Z...so say goodbye!
I charge up a blast bigger then the Sun and I yell as I fire it at him disintegrating him causing him to turn into a blue orb which enters my arc reactor and my appearance my height changes to 6'3 3/4 inches tall my body is like Vergil's body changes my hair changes to a Cumber style but it's color is white and is slicked back I have a Roman Reign's shirt glove on my right hand his beard and his tattoos Cumber's pants Vergil's jacket and boots and a the towel that's normally in my pants changes to a mask like Cumber's but is blended in and I look up to Dagon's phone and shout 'acknowledge me!' then the livestream ends and I turn to Kaila who has a smirk on her face
Me: go on celebrate.
As she celebrates I only smile at her
On Earth
Team Maelstrom is happy I beat Dagon but everyone else in the world is not well did they not see how Dagon looks like he is a 12 ft tall demon with wings bigger than earth and people hate me for that saying stuff like "omg he's a human" and "how dare Blade kill that nice guy?" first of all he tired to kill me and second of all I swear Dagon said "defender of the Omniverse" and me and Kaila return to the estate only to get a massive group hug
Me: what's this for?
Amber: because you we're losing pretty badly.
Me: no I wasn't!
Secret: yes yes you were.
Me: that's some bullshit.
Lincoln: (looks at the tv) uh you might want to see this.
We all turn to the tv and it has me on the news
Reporter: Blade Zero who was banned from earth 1 year ago might face a permanent ban.
Me: it's not even chapter 100 yet.
Everyone just looks at me crazy
Reporter: police and politicians and world leaders are wants Blade to suffer for his crime of killing the man in front of the whole world.
Me: that's not my fault.
Reporter: (shows a picture on how I look like now) police are trying to apprehend him but if you know any information about him should be reported to the authorities immediately-
I punch the tv with my dangerous aura around me again but I calm down
Me: this is why I eat humans that annoy me.
Lana: so what do we do now?
Me: well I now that I should-
Kotori: you are not eating anyone that would make the situation worse.
Me: but can I-
Mana: no you can't!
Me: you guys are no fun...Kaila?
Kaila: no you heard them.
Me: well if you want to know I ran out of ideas.
Lily iz: well you always could go to court.
Me: no way I done nothing!
Lisa: well there's no way you could get away with it without going to court.
Me: wait a minute I have an idea.
Lola: what's the idea?
Me: I'll leave.
Lynn Sr: you just can't leave like that.
Ryuko: you need to face the consequences of your actions.
Me: I would've been in so much trouble cause I destroy kill and end.
Mako: Lord Zero you have so many problems!
Me: no I don't.
Yuzuru: question didn't you have to pull a ship while getting shot all over?
Grace: yes he did!! (Looks at me) how come you didn't invite me!
Me: you were dead.
Grace: you could've invited my dead body you meanie!!
She slaps me so hard I thought I saw God
Grace: you can't just leave me alone I thought you cared about me!! I wanted to be with you and adventure with you together we were the best!!
I just fall down motionless because of the way she slapped me
Grace: Blade are you ok?! Blade wake up! We need you I need your help to make um a uh I need your help with Swords!
I grab her face and sit up slowly
Me: look we can't be doing this with me might get banned from earth permanently.
Beck: I know what to do!
Lynn: what is it?
Beck: Blade turn into Alexa-
I Superman punch the life out of him and he falls down knocked the fuck out
Me: look we will settle this tomorrow because I can't wait until it's night and bruised.
Everyone besides me: yeah see ya later Blade.
I go into my room and-the chapter ends
Neptune: how come Uzu- before me?!
Author me: I'm sorry it's like-(cuts in and out) I had to- and she's cool to.
Neptune: hey what's happening?
Author me: it looks like-truth-free.
We see the table we saw before but it's with me and Beck
Me: well what do you want?
Beck: the truth about you and Alexa and whatever else you feel like saying.
Me: ok well first off Alexa just wants to be known has Dragon Goddess of Love now I don't know why but I went along with her then after noticing she was what she wanted to be she thanked me by kissing all over my body now I don't know why she did that but what I do know is she is pissed about something but she can hide it pretty well-
Beck: woah woah woah woah woah woah. Alexa is my girl-
Me: you aren't even dating.
Beck: true but still...she likes me more.
Me: yes while that's true what if she never existed?
Beck: what do you mean by that?
Me: what I mean is if Alexa never lived what would happen to the Omniverse? I know I'll fall into the darkest place not able to find a light counterpart in fact I'll go so dark that I would've killed half of the Omniverse who knows. Team Maelstrom could be in that half you never know.
Beck: all you do is lie you lie about this thing and lie about that thing you about everything!
Me: my good friend why would I lie (??? voice) about the truth? (Normal voice) but the fact of the matter is that if I gave everyone immortality there would be to much life on earth it will be doomed that's why world leaders had and are still having their fun keeping everything a secret until someone says something and that person that tried to beat the system dies is that what you want Beck? World leaders to toss humans around?
Beck: no but I want to find out what is being kept from the world's people.
Me: yes another goodie to shoes that's amazing. Look this is what happens there are two types of people the ones who let tv do their thinking or the people with the power and think everyone else is shit. Now people with the power have one problem.
Beck: and what's that?
Me: they don't have immortality like me and you...well like me (chuckles) because I didn't die.
Beck: yeah because while you were sleeping in we had to deal with the problems you caused us which somehow killed us!!
Me: I don't remember me causing problems I only remember the part where you all tried to kill me but it was pitiful.
Beck: well I don't remember that.
Me: I erased it from all your memories.
Beck: sneaky. But that would make zero sense to erase it from our memories.
Me: ...I don't give a fuck.
Beck: look I just want the truth.
Me: about what there's so much the government is hiding.
Beck: anything you want to tell me about.
Me: well the first to know is that the saying "money is the root of evil" that's true. People steal from the rich rob banks people with money buy stuff to live-
Beck: look! What if I was a human had no knowledge about anything besides what humans are taught what would I do with money?
Me: well first you will have to buy a house pay mortgage bills taxes with your paycheck then you'll have to buy a car and pay that off you could possibly get married have kids and pay for that stuff money controls everyone I just go along with the system.
Beck: ok so what about if I want to win?
Me: win? (Laughs in his face) no you can't win because when you have life rules change not by you but people that change society think of House of Representatives President Supreme Court and that's just in America.
Beck: so I could never win in life then?
Me: yes but while rich people people that saved others think they won the system just throws them out and have new pawns.
Beck: but if I find a way to win and the government isn't happy what do I do?
Me: the government will try to take over that and make that a lose area.
Beck: so the government think that humans are pawns?
Me: controlling their lives in every single way possible? Yes.
Beck: that just doesn't seem right.
Me: it's not right at all why do you think humans pay to live on a planet while aliens that hate each other don't pay they just have a border to stop them from crossing.
Beck: so can we beat the system then?
Me: yes its possible but we have to beat the rumors of the elites and take the chance that there could possibly be land behind or under Antarctica but there's a chance Antarctica could be an ice wall surrounding the Continents.
Beck: ok then I guess we will just have to wait.
Me: I guess we shall but I guess we could always have one of those training camps to help prepare them for what could happen.
Beck: no way are we doing that.
Me: just had to be sure.
With that we see Author me and Neptune arguing about how she wants to be in the fanfic while I'm trying to plan it